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Speaker 1: What's up everyone, I'm atting. I know the least about

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Speaker 1: the sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.

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Speaker 1: what if? Y'all. It's sciss and I'm from the North.

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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. Have not been to a bar yet,

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Speaker 1: but I am shotgunning the White Claws with baser on

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Speaker 1: very very soon. There were seemed to be quite a

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Speaker 1: it seemed pretty crowded. It seemed like a good crowd,

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Speaker 1: and better be about a fifty percent crowd. They're breaking

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Speaker 1: right now, the last two months, you've been on a

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Speaker 1: out for two months. You're telling me there's no online hunting. Coach.

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Speaker 1: Online only goes so far and then you got to

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Speaker 1: get that three D version, coach, because what happens after

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Speaker 1: online coach You talk online whatever, and the next step

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Speaker 1: in the chat, the the apps, the whatever, bumbles chat.

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Speaker 1: It's just a fake, like you know what. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: mean they're on instant mess when you log on al

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I never had to use that

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Speaker 1: like it just means you've stayed with somebody in the

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Speaker 1: same house for five years. Congrats. It sounds like you

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I don't know what I'm looking for.

418
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a three year old girl with brown hair,

419
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 1: like I had no idea what she looks like. So

420
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,679
Speaker 1: I'm looking the houses bone. The search goes on for

421
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,720
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes. Next thing you know, the entire neighborhood

422
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,560
Speaker 1: is looking. Dude, you gotta respect the neighborhood coming together

423
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 1: like it was amazing. Cop cars are coming in. Oh yeah,

424
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,960
Speaker 1: five cop car cops respecting you as the guy that's

425
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:43,400
Speaker 1: leading the charger. They take over other people like he's

426
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,720
Speaker 1: the leader, he's the he. That's a guy I run

427
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,399
Speaker 1: to the points. Okay, So what would you like us

428
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,880
Speaker 1: to do, Officer Jones. I need you to go that way,

429
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 1: Officer Pety, go that way. The officer Jones is like, hey,

430
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 1: get the out of my way. Guys. It's like in

431
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 1: the movies, you know, when the local police departments got

432
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 1: the case and then FBI rolls in. They're like, all right,

433
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 1: sit down, we got there. That's kind of what it was. Yeah,

434
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 1: you go drive around and patrol your jeep. There, we

435
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 1: got these cop cards. Were good. Hey, So then I

436
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 1: mean you're talking five cop cars. We got the whole

437
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 1: neighborhood search, and I wonder there was crime. There no

438
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,800
Speaker 1: cops in town that night. I'm on the other side

439
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 1: of the neighborhood looking phone rings my wife. Oh Hello,

440
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 1: tell me the good news. They found her. Thank God goodness.

441
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 1: Well where was she? She was inside in the closet, dude,

442
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 1: that's the first place you gotta check. Oh, she was

443
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 1: in her bed. Yeah, well I would have probably checked there.

444
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 1: I don't know first. Okay, so I've got to go

445
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,760
Speaker 1: to every single house because I went literally to every house.

446
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 1: There were people outside, you know, like people in the

447
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,679
Speaker 1: front yard yelling at the going guys, f y, I

448
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 1: little girl missing, three year old? Are you you put

449
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 1: a bolo out your coach? I told every one of

450
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 1: their minds. So then when I found out, I had

451
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 1: to go back and tell them, girls found closet, Girls

452
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,359
Speaker 1: found closet. She was inside. Just kidding. Go back to

453
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 1: what you're doing. Parents, If your kids ever lost, you

454
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 1: have find the first place to check your own house

455
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 1: instead of going back to those pile. Did you think

456
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 1: about just driving home and saying, oh, no, coach, I

457
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 1: started a panic. Coach, do you kind of put that

458
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 1: on you? No, I'm saying, no, I do you already

459
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,120
Speaker 1: searched and you found out, Okay, she's in the closet.

460
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: Because obviously those people still weren't caring because they were

461
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,479
Speaker 1: just chilling in their front yard. No. I mean as

462
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 1: soon as I told them, they went from cornhole to like,

463
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: what a little girl missing, we're looking that I had

464
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: to go back, and you put that on yourself because

465
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 1: you were the leader and you chose to go around

466
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Thank you man, thank you. But but you

467
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: know what coach. If it wasn't quarantine, I would have said, hey,

468
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: have you checked the house first? And can I go in?

469
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 1: And you just go at her houses like Eddie says.

470
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,159
Speaker 1: I would have said, can I go in and look? No,

471
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 1: you can't go in my house and look, you creep.

472
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 1: What are you thinking? Hey, coaches in the panty drawer.

473
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: I was checking the panty drawer. You never know what

474
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 1: these things. I guess. The cops got there and they're like,

475
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 1: all right, well let's take a look inside your house.

476
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: And they're like, well, there she is. So the cops

477
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 1: are the ones that coped the of course the professionals foundering.

478
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 1: They're taking the lead on my You head to the woods,

479
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: you downtown, you go south. No one thought of looking inside.

480
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: You had people searching out of town. She was just

481
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: you go to Memphis. I going to Kentucky. What how

482
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 1: do you have a full taking? Guess it's weird. I

483
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: did see a bolton with Eddie's picture up there and said, help,

484
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: we're missing a child. What is it called? Amber? Oh my,

485
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,719
Speaker 1: that is so great, dude. You're a freaking front line worker,

486
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 1: which I was a first responder. That's amazing. But it

487
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: has to be scary, like as a parent. Maybe she

488
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,919
Speaker 1: probably went through the house yelling where are you and

489
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: the kid doesn't answer. Yeah, oh that well. I mean,

490
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 1: if I could hear the lady five houses down, then

491
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure the little girl heard her in the closet,

492
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: like she was screaming so loud, Coach. The thing is,

493
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: when I was running to the house, in my mind,

494
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm about to see the worst of the worst,

495
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what I'm running to. I was

496
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: picturing murder. I was picturing gunshot like something or somebody's

497
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 1: leg chopped off in the phrase something I didn't I

498
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: didn't expect my daughter's missing. It's crazy, dude, it's crazy,

499
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: crazy crazy. Yeah, right, what did you do all weekend? Boys?

500
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: I went golfing, first time taking the old fiance golfing.

501
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 1: And she's actually good. Did she played the whole a team? Now?

502
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,239
Speaker 1: We only did nine. I didn't want to admit that,

503
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 1: but yeah, apparently she plays. Just what do you think

504
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: I told him? I said, guys, we can play nine,

505
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: but don't tell anybody. So right, you're back to playing golf.

506
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm kind of I wanted Hawaii to

507
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 1: be my final time playing golf. But you retired in Hawaii.

508
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: I did, but I mean, I'm kind of I did

509
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 1: last weekend and then well, it's funny because like we

510
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: used to ask Ray all the time, and he came,

511
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: and he started coming a little bit, and then all

512
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he's just done. Big difference, Coach, what

513
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: who went his girl exactly should have done couple's golf.

514
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of he went with you without

515
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: different scenario. Boys, I think that's the new angle. Bringing

516
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: the chicks. That's great. Hey, my, here's the thing, Yance

517
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: love driving the coat. I don't mind that at all, Coach.

518
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm down. My buddy Dodd, dude, he said like he

519
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 1: couldn't find a couple of the balls, and he said

520
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 1: it was because his wife was driving the cart, so

521
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: he didn't let her drive the rest of the time.

522
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: I was like, so you went on a double day,

523
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: did a double day thing. But yeah, Dodd's like, that's

524
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: the reason I'm not finding the balls. I'm not driving

525
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 1: the cart, so she wasn't. She got her. So we

526
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: wanted to do a sore Losers golf this coming Saturday.

527
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: You would have to bring your chick no, I can

528
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: do whatever. Coach. That was just what we decided to do.

529
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: The little thing is coaching in a lot of courses

530
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: now that are open. You have to take separate golf

531
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: carts because we'll have your wife go with you. It's

532
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: just you. What do you mean it gets pricey? Right?

533
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: You're not splitting the costs with your girl? Are you sure?

534
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: You did you hear what he said? He goes, yeah,

535
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 1: you might as well take your girl gets pricey? What well?

536
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: Couch you have to pay for your girl to play

537
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: at nine? Uh no, no, no, no, we snuck at

538
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 1: them and the booze coach. It was a major league

539
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: legal operation. Hey, speak up, stinking in booze. How much?

540
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: How many beers can you fit in your bag? Uh? Four?

541
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: That's what I bought, those sixteen bud lights four max

542
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: four sixteen ounces. Yeah, and you can't do ice or anything, right,

543
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: You just gotta just warm up a little bit. I mean,

544
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: you do the ice, you risk getting caught. And I

545
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 1: don't know if a Marshall's gonna actually get you busted.

546
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: I don't think that cares. But I don't want that

547
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: moment to happen, because dang, that would be awkward, They

548
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: like make you dump out your beer. That would just

549
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: be the worst. Remember the guy that was where we

550
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: go to? Where were we at there? The one we

551
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 1: like to go to. What happened? Tell me? And I've

552
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: heard other stories where the dude made him like hey,

553
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: because I think what he looks at is like people

554
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: drinking beers. It's not it's not noticeable if you're drinking

555
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: a beer, but he knows which kind they sell their

556
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: Oh god, you can't be drinking the imported beer. I

557
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: took a blue Moon coach and I was sitting I

558
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: was there using the pudding. I don't sell those. I'm like, yeah,

559
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm just pudding. I'm just using the pudding. Green dude,

560
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna play anything. But like he looked at

561
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 1: me like he wanted to just get all my beers

562
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: and pour him out. But you're right, I think most

563
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: people don't care. You don't think they why take it

564
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 1: so serious? Like they just put those signs up for

565
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: legal reasons. They gotta make money. But I think they

566
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: put it up for legal reasons and that's the only

567
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: reason probably, But at the same time they wanted at

568
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: the same time, like at a MUNI do they care

569
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: about making money? They're just there, they're a city employee.

570
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: Do they really care if it's they make more money

571
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: by the beer sales? What have we learned? The average

572
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: person doesn't care about there. They might have a deal though,

573
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: where like whichever golf course makes more money gets more

574
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: funding that could be up or or if you make

575
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: more money at this crappy one, you get moved up

576
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: to the nicer one. Maybe I don't know. I don't

577
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: know how it works. But the NFL, if there's empty stadiums,

578
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: Fox has come out and said they will pump in

579
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: crowd noise. What Yeah, that's interesting. Titans need that even

580
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: when there are fans there. Hey, they hit the wrong button.

581
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: It's like it's a laugh track. Like how weird Joe

582
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: Bucks said, we have decided that we would put in

583
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: crowd noise. How awk is if you're sitting there watching

584
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: an empty stadium and it's no, Yeah, it's gonna be weird,

585
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 1: which tells me they probably do a little bit about anyways,

586
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna be weird. But what's been cool, Like we

587
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: were talking about UFC, is the stuff that you can

588
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: hear that you normally can't. That's what I'm looking forward to.

589
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: They do football with no noise. Did you watch the

590
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: UFC this weekend? Didn't? Sorry, Coach? Oh, you know. I

591
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: just the thing is I want to and I always

592
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: forget no no, I just find it funny because when

593
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: we come in, you guys are talking about this stupid

594
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: ass golf like I mean, well, it was Twitter because look,

595
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: right now, I'm assuming there are no sports whatsoever. So

596
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: I get on Twitter and I see an ad for like,

597
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: you know, Ricky Fowler and this other dude versus McElroy

598
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: and Dustin Johnson. I'm like, well, when is this and

599
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, Sunday at one. I'm like, holy crap,

600
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: it's Sunday at noon, like they have real golf, And

601
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: so I watched it. It was badass, dude, the first

602
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: sport back pretty much, Coach. It was so it was

603
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: so cool to see these dudes. You tell, right, shorts

604
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: they're wearing shorts. Uh. They have their carrying their own bags,

605
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: so they have no caddies. They have to wipe their

606
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: own club. What are they playing for? Charity? Make money

607
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: for the codd How do they make money? Every birdies

608
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: fifty and they have organizations making a chad donated money. Okay,

609
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: so so yeah, so they have to carry their own bag, clean,

610
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: their own clubs go. They're looking at their own rain,

611
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: their own distances. So what I was wanted to see

612
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: is like, how good are these dudes without their caddies? Dude,

613
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: you got well? I mean, well, I don't know what

614
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: are we learning. Caddies really do a lot. I think

615
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: they do. I think they do. On the punning Green,

616
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: they weren't making a lot of putts, like puts where

617
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: you normally see like the ball though far right far left. Well,

618
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: usually they have a stupid a chart, yes, but they

619
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: also have two pairs of eyes. Two pairs of eyes

620
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: helps because you may see something and then you can

621
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: discuss it. You have to trust your own eyes. It's like, okay,

622
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: there's no it's like a group project. Usually you have help,

623
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: and when you get put on your own, you're like

624
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: you start second guessing yourself because you're like, man, I

625
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: usually have gym over here that can help me, but

626
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: I'm just going to go without gym's opinion. Dude, you

627
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: got dj He just like asked the camera guys like,

628
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: what do you think six or seven? Yeah? Hey, what

629
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: do you look at look at the camera. What do

630
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: you see? Like I see? So you actually watched it,

631
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: not the whole thing, but I watched it. Yeah, coach,

632
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: it was interesting because I wanted to see live golf

633
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: and see I had I have no interest in that.

634
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: You know what they were saying. They were saying that

635
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: Dustin Johnson and Rory McElroy hadn't played in two months,

636
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: which is really hard to believe. Like boys, you're still

637
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: competitive golfers, like you could still go to the golf

638
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: course and play. These dudes are straight chilling, like vaka.

639
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: You tell me they didn't one time go pick up

640
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: a club? Do you really believe him? Yeah? Why would

641
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: you say that? I also was just like practice true,

642
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: he practices now, coach, after he started sucking deaf, he

643
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: practice though he wasn't when he told us, and now

644
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: he is for sure, because I think they all practice

645
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: sort of like they said. If it's something that you

646
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: do every day, though, coach, and they tell you, hey,

647
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: we're gonna take some time off because we're not going

648
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: to compete because of this coronavirus. I'm sure some people

649
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: are like right, and maybe because they have a month

650
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: until it ramps back up. I mean it's they have

651
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: their swing. That's sort of like they say, Justin Thomas

652
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: or whatever has never had a golf lesson, No Bubba

653
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: or whoever. But their dad is a golf pro. It's

654
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: not important. Just name though, it doesn't matter. I'm like,

655
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: so they've had a golf less because their dad is

656
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: a golf pro. So they their dad taught him something.

657
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: So that's the same thing is happening. Maybe they didn't

658
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: go to outside lessons, but if they have a golf pro,

659
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: why would they need to go. No, You're not gonna

660
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: believe this, but I've never had a lesson, Dude, I

661
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: had a lesson. It's like, if you want another guy

662
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: coming up right behind you and putting his buying right

663
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: against your butt, then get a golf lesson. That's what

664
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: my guy did. What was he doing? This was before Corona,

665
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: but dude, there were times when he actually wrap his

666
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: arms around you and like, yes, you hold your hands. Yes,

667
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: He literally would put his hands all the way around

668
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: me and grab my arms and like do the motion

669
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: of the club. I'm like, this is really I hope

670
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: nobody's seeing us right now. And then what else would

671
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: you do to tell us. I mean, that was how

672
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: he showed me the motion of the swing and then

673
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: he would analyze it. He took pictures, but that was

674
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: the most awkward. He would take pictures and when he

675
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: tell you to bend over a little bit, I'm like,

676
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: why would I need to bend over for this showy coach?

677
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: And then he would take a picture of you, guys,

678
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: he's in it. It's me and him hugging. I'm like,

679
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: how is that going to help my swing? That's just

680
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: me and you, hey, coach, and you would he he

681
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: would feel his I mean it was very close coach,

682
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: to the point that I was like, I don't know

683
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: if I like golf this much, I don't need a lesson.

684
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: That's very interesting. I mean the guy and the guy

685
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: act like he was training me to be on the tour.

686
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, just well, that's why I think when they

687
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: take a lesson, they think you want the most detailed

688
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: instructions who you can get there, But and I do.

689
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: I do have to say, man, they're sticklers for time.

690
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: I believe it was maybe a fifty minute session. You know,

691
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: sometimes stuff goes over a minute under a minute. Dude,

692
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: right at like he had just stop watch right at

693
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: fifty All right, thank you so much? Man? Later what okay,

694
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: I don't even get to say goodbye. That's like when

695
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: you go get a massage. That's the other thing that

696
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: light on time. It's so frustrating. I'm like, why are

697
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: you leaving? Yeah? One day I signed up for a

698
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: ninety minute massage, right and the massus was seven minutes late.

699
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: But guess what we still ended ten minutes early. So

700
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: did you stop her? No? No, no, I didn't have

701
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: any choice. I was laying on tables. Who whoa, whoa, whoa?

702
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: We got time left? Well, I don't know the time

703
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: until she says, all right, I'm gonna step out this way.

704
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: What is the time on them? She says, would you

705
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: like your I'll have some water for you. Would you

706
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: like at room temperature or cold room temperature? Fine, okay,

707
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 1: I'll be out in the whole, just you know, come

708
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: out when you're ready. And I look up and then

709
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: I get up and I look at the clock. I'm like,

710
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: wait a minute, where you never gave you my seven

711
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: minutes back. The thing I hate about mysage is now

712
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: that we're talking about that is when you first get

713
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: in there, they take their time getting you set up,

714
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: and I think that counts against your does. She's sitting

715
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 1: there jacking around with the towels and stuff, and I'm like, sweetie,

716
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: just get your hands on my back and start start

717
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: rubbing in on my back and my button whatever. You

718
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: guys get button naked. Yeah, I used I wear my underwear.

719
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: You my check here on demembering fully nude you yeah? Yeah,

720
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: I mean you can't. You went to a massage there parlor?

721
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: Where did you go to? But I'm gonna tell you

722
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: what I used to never. I never had a massage,

723
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: and then I finally was like, you know, I'm gonna

724
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: go get one. They're the most amazing things in the world.

725
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: It really are, but they don't last that. The thing

726
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: is like, it's great that moment or whatever. You probably

727
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: sometimes you feel good the next day after that's over.

728
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: You're right, so you paid for in the moment, it's

729
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: an amazing thing, but then it's just over, and it's like, oh,

730
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: I just wasted money. Ideally, you'd want to get it

731
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: done every other day part of your daily routine, and

732
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: then you'd probably be good for this of your life.

733
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: But rich people gotta do was like you coach. I've

734
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: never done it before. One was such a skeptic. I

735
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna let some stranger rub on

736
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: my body. Does it really feel that? Sign me up?

737
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I've never done one. In

738
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: my buddy when I went to Costa Rica, he's like, dude,

739
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: they're so discounted here because it's um not in America.

740
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: I don't know they're better prices or whatever. So we

741
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: went and got it. I mean ever since then, I mean,

742
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: I've gotten dozens of massages, but yeah, I was like, you,

743
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: I went eighteen years without a massage. Yeah. I guess

744
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: we have good buddies because my my buddy, Adam Balkan,

745
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: I worked with him, name dropped him. Hey. We were

746
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: in Vegas and he's like, dude, I'm gonna get you massage.

747
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe you've never had one. I'll buy it

748
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: for you. You guys like sitting nice to each other couples. No, no, no,

749
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: not separate, separate, But you bought it for me. And

750
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, that was the best thing I've

751
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: ever had. And he was like, dude, I'm telling you,

752
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 1: once you have one, you always want one. And what's

753
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: amazing is you feel so relaxed when you walk out

754
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: of there because you walk out to the front like

755
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: how was it? And you you can barely open your

756
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: eyes like yeah, man, yeah, it's exactly you feel. Man. Hey,

757
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: you guys ever done the baths the cold and the

758
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: hot like you do the massage right now? Afterwards you

759
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: go into ice cold water for like a minute, and

760
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: then you go to a professional athlete and you go

761
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: into a sauna for a minute and do that back

762
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: and forth, and then you can chill him a sauna

763
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes if you want, or the hot

764
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: tub for thirty minutes if you want. But you go

765
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: back and forth like four times. It's some like Japanese

766
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: you've done I've done that, yes my first time? Oh wow,

767
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: you went. I mean I've only had it where that

768
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: I did the I did a bamboo one whip you

769
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 1: with it? No, no, it was like warm bamboo and

770
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 1: he like that was beat. I won't kind of hurt.

771
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: We were on a we were on the Alaskan cruise

772
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: and bubbles. My wife and I were a couple of

773
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: massage though separate rooms. She she got a stone one

774
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: and I want eighty dollars to the ball. And so

775
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: we went and uh, we did a big hike that day.

776
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, this is perfect. Did you you you

777
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: you stall, you get off? And so we did and

778
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: we went and they're like, oh, would you like hot bamboo?

779
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, heck, yeah, like hot bamboo? What do

780
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: you tell you? What the hot bamboo? It wouldn't need

781
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: different than a regular massage. So what do they do?

782
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: They roll? They ll yeah, they have it and they

783
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: roll it up your back. It was just very interesting.

784
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: I wasn't quite sure what the difference between the bamboo

785
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: and normal, but I was like, oh, yeah, that sounds so.

786
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: And then the stones, what they're like burning hot and

787
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 1: they just lam in different places. You know. My wife

788
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 1: did the stone. Yeah, I'll pass on the hot rocket

789
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: and drop the my back. Have you guys ever done

790
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: hot wax? No? Just I was like whoa hey. And

791
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: then thing though it's I don't know, they like it's

792
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 1: like a sexual thing. Yeah, where they burn you nothing,

793
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: They just melt wax and they pour it on you.

794
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I'm out like biting. I'm out biting.

795
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: You don't like to be bit? No? You like to

796
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: be bit. I don't. I don't get bit coach man.

797
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: There's one girl I met one time back in Austin,

798
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: so my art come on home. She's she's a bitter.

799
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: I was like, this is terrible. This is terrible. Like

800
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: everyone like, okay, you know we're starting, you know whatever,

801
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: and she bites my arm. What the hell are you doing?

802
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: Hard like I'm talking bruises and I don't have to

803
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: wear long sleeves short work, and I'm like all my friends,

804
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing. I'm like, okay, okay,

805
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: I get whatever. Maybe it's bit or back, so I've

806
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: bit the crap. How does that? I thought, okay, maybe

807
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: I thought maybe that's just one time she's drunk, you

808
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Whatever, So I go over to

809
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: her place one time and she does again. I was

810
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: like that said never again, and I never called her again.

811
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: I was like, she bit like I'm talking heart. I

812
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: had this one girl in like high school, so before

813
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: you were married, of course, this one girl in high school.

814
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: I was like, right after right after we graduated, like

815
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: freshman year in college, and she when you made out,

816
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: she would suck your tongue like out of your mouth yeah,

817
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: you gotta put it in there. And I was like,

818
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: what the what is happening? Right Like you would make

819
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: she'd make out, and next thing you know, your tongue

820
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: was just like being taken out of your mouth and

821
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: into her. So when she did that, do you then

822
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: like hit her tongue with it was like a lizard coach.

823
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: I'm like jerk back and my tongue would come out

824
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: of what's happening. Might have been a new thing. Yeah,

825
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: I've never happened again. Maybe she was just trying it

826
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: on you and she's like maybe that didn't go over

827
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: so well. That sucks what the time? Yeah, you feel

828
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 1: helpless and the bite on the bite, I felt helpless,

829
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: Like I was just like okay, like okay, like you know,

830
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: and and and it suffers you up pretty quick because

831
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: I mean I'm talking to it. Maybe I'm just weird

832
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: and I'm not into that kind of thing. Maybe you

833
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 1: people are into bites. But she like bit your forearm

834
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: or what shoulder, shoulder, Like I'm talking like bit and

835
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: I'm talking I had teeth marks, and I was just like,

836
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: this is the worst thing I've ever had in my life.

837
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: And I just I don't understand, I don't know, and

838
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: then I'm married. Her just came full circle. Speaking of

839
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: coming full circle, our boy, Aaron Rodgers, he said, and

840
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: so my sincere desire to start and finish with the

841
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 1: same organization may not be a reality at this point.

842
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 1: So he's acknowledging. So he's acknowledging that he realizes he's

843
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: probably not going to retire a packer. But to me,

844
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,959
Speaker 1: is I think he's got two years left in Green

845
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: Bay and then do you really want him anywhere else?

846
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: He's gonna be like thirty eight years old. It's it's

847
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: like it's like Brady, I mean, do you want him

848
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: anywhere else? Yeah? Sure, take him till he retires. I

849
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: just don't know. Somebody will take him. Well, now we

850
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: look at it. These quarterbacks right before they're about to

851
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: retire go to a different team, the ones that are

852
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: always with the team their entire career. You got Brett Farve,

853
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: you got Peyton Manning, Tom Brady. Now, Rogers will probably

854
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: do that. Warren Moon is he an example? Yeah, he

855
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: went to the Vikings, he went, I mean, yeah, he

856
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 1: was highlighted Warren Moon on the Oilers. It's so cool.

857
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: But then he left too, Joe Flacco. There you go

858
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: with some of the great flame. Hey. But it doesn't say, though,

859
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: that Arkiss Mariota that the Packers didn't share this move

860
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: with him. And now he's like, Okay, I see where

861
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: you want to take your team. You're with me, guys,

862
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: I'm telling you somebody before had you just been like, hey,

863
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: the do not call you and tell you they're gonna

864
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: make that pick. But I thought perception, though, was that

865
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: this was Rogers team, and he made the calls on

866
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: the field. He tells on the field. He doesn't control

867
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: the draft, he said. I think the general reaction at

868
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: first was surprised. Like many people, Rogers said. You know, obviously,

869
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say I was thrilled by the pick,

870
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: but I understand the organization is thinking not about the

871
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: president but also about the future, and I respect that.

872
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 1: I understand their focus in their mindset, and obviously they

873
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: thought he was such a great talent that they needed

874
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: to go up and get him. So, like I said,

875
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: generally surprised, but it's what those guys are paid to

876
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: do to put put together a roster for now and

877
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: for the future as well. So obviously he had no

878
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: idea and I like that. You said, uh, what I

879
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: think it was the first thing about the present? He said.

880
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 1: Their job is to put together a roster for now

881
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: and the future, so they have to They can't just

882
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: think about the now. They have to look two steps ahead.

883
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: What you have to remember is today, like now, the

884
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: present is a gift. It really is a gift. That's

885
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: why they call it the President. A present. Yes, that's

886
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: how you gotta view life, because I think that's what

887
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,919
Speaker 1: the packers are trying to say. Did you make that up? Yeah?

888
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: You like it. It's unbelievable. I'm gonna use today as

889
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: a gift. That's why they call it the President. But

890
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: I am using that every day. How's it going today, man?

891
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: You know what, Today's a gift? No, no, no, that's

892
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: why they call it the present. Hit the gas station

893
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: guy with that one. It will look at you like dumped.

894
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: Hey man, you're having a good day. I'm having a

895
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: great day. Man, Today's a gift. Gift. That's why they

896
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: call it the President. I love it, Coach. They will

897
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: jump over that counter and you're asked if you say

898
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: that to them, dude, ID when people look like they're

899
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: not having a great day. I never hit him with

900
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: the happiness. I'm like, you know what, I'll reciprocate what

901
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: they're doing and not really even talk to him or

902
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: make them them with some crappy quote about life. I

903
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: love it. That's very interesting. That's kind of funny too.

904
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what the packers were trying to say. Dude.

905
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: I feel like if you do a little bit of

906
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: Google research, you might find that. That's why they call

907
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: it the present. Yes, okay, let's google it, or maybe

908
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: not the president because today is a gift. Okay, what

909
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: the first thing you go today is a gift. That

910
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 1: is why they call it the president. He oh, coach,

911
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: did you did you steal it? I'm better. You need

912
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: to copyright that, bad boy, it's already out there. You

913
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: are such a lie. Why do you do that? Like,

914
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: why do you say you made some up? It's literally

915
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: the first thing when you google it. I was gonna

916
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 1: go out into the world and look like a jackass

917
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: because of me. All right. I thought you guys had

918
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: honestly heard it before. Sorry, no, But then when we

919
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: say did you make that up? And you say yes

920
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 1: because it's a radio show, I'm just flowing with the coach.

921
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: My kids are always lying. You know how many lies

922
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell my kid Like, if they ask me questions,

923
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna lying. I don't know. My point is

924
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: that my kids are lying all day. I come here

925
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: to just get some reality. Coach. This is another life

926
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: from you yesterday. You're a court guy who're trying to

927
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: see coach. Alright, he hear me, now he hit me.

928
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: Another a crime to solve. Yeah, it's just the kids edition. Um,

929
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in the living room trying to sort

930
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: this out. Swedie. They may need a second witness if

931
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: you want to come down later. Yeah, that's my life, coach. Away.

932
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: When I come here, I expect truth. Yesterday is history,

933
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That

934
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: is why they call it the President. I love it.

935
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 1: Did you guys watch soccer this weekend, coach. I didn't

936
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: watch soccer when it was on No No, But you

937
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: guys talk about they didn't watch soccer when it was

938
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: in my city and they tried to bring a team here. Coach,

939
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it, but work Corona good. I'm not

940
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: gonna watch it. But German the German league is it's

941
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: up and wrong. But you guys are looking for sports.

942
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: You're talking. You gave me a hard time for not

943
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: wanting to watch this stupid fowl or whatever whoever they

944
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: played Chris a hard time. You're the one that criticized

945
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: us for liking it. Yeah, because I know, I know

946
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: you thought it was stupid. We didn't say anything about

947
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: you know, you said, hey, it's sports. I'll take any sports. Yeah.

948
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 1: I liked it, and soccer is a sport, so I said,

949
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: I don't watch it, although I do like women's USA team.

950
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: I like watching them. Why do you like to every

951
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: once every four years? Coach? No? No, no, no, they

952
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: played more than that, coach. He's a big fan. More

953
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: than that the national team. Could they play a lot?

954
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: You're a big fan of them, big fan. Name five players? Okay, uh,

955
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: let's start with um more Alex Morrigan. She just had

956
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: a kid, Rapponi. I think it's Rappano, Rapino, rapino, um

957
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: and then uh, let's go with them. Heath. Oh yeah,

958
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: Tobin Heath, Heath, good job, got the NFL players. Check.

959
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: Let's go with the who's the goalie? Hope Solo? Oh

960
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: that's a long time ago. Okay, okay, she just had twins. Here,

961
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 1: here's a weird thing. She had twins with x NFL

962
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: M and they were twin girls. And she named one

963
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: of them son s O N nice Hope son. But

964
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: how weird to name a daughter's son. Well, her name's Hope,

965
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: but it's a daughter. You don't name your daughter's son.

966
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: You don't name your son and daughter. N O n

967
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's weird. Go ahead, Yeah, that's weird. Oh no,

968
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: I think I'm out's it? I think I think? Well,

969
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 1: I mean I know what they look like. Oh, I

970
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 1: got one more? Yeah, Julie, Julietts. That's four? Any one more? Right?

971
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: They got one more? Come on? Um gosh, I can

972
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: see them all in my head. Coach, I know exactly

973
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: what they all have going. Come on, come on, Coachy,

974
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,919
Speaker 1: this is fascinating. Coach. Yeah, I don't. Can you guys

975
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: help me? Do you know when more I helped you with?

976
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: You want to field? And the girl that was gonna

977
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: kick for the NFL? You know that is no Carly

978
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: Lloyd Lloyd Lloyd. She's good, she's good. They're all good.

979
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: He's a forward, right, Yeah, okay, I guess I don't

980
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 1: know what she plays. I don't know there, I'm not

981
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: in depth on their position. I do like watching them play,

982
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: why because they're good? I love though that you said

983
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: that coach the sport that just never play like guys,

984
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: know what? I love to watch that Bob sledding? So

985
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 1: what you watch it? And once every four years randomly

986
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: in the summer. Sometimes the national teams are just on

987
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: like randomly. Yeah, they play friendlies throughout the year and

988
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: things like that. Remember that time the Nashville A team

989
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 1: for a day and then coronavirus struck. That sucks? Are

990
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: they are we still gonna have anything we do? But

991
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: we'll still have a team. We're in the MLS. Coach,

992
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: do you do you feel like doing anything with him,

993
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: like like playing? No, well, can you still play professionally? Yeah?

994
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: And speaking of that, I would. They would run circles

995
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: around me. Okay, so what about like a trainer? Could

996
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: you be their trainer or something? No, they're way better

997
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: than me. What about like cowboy or something like? I

998
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: could be towboy. That'd be cool. I could be a

999
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,479
Speaker 1: tower boy, or I could be the guy. I would

1000
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: like to be the guy that when the ball goes

1001
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: out of bounds, like you see the guys on the

1002
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: side and throws the ball to him. I'd like to

1003
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: be that guy. Here we go do that. Those are

1004
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: some aspirations. There be the guy that throws a ball

1005
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: back on to the soccer pitch. Yeah, because like they

1006
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: have people stationed all throughout the around the field, so

1007
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: whenever a ball goes out, they throw him another ball

1008
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: so you can get to play restarted. What about the

1009
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,280
Speaker 1: person that holds the sign up with all the numbers

1010
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 1: on it personally holds that sign up though maybe twice

1011
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: a game or no every sub Yeah, but you only

1012
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: get to susper games. Got him? Three? Three? Got him?

1013
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: What do you fool stuck a sticker? It was a

1014
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: Nashville MLS sticker on the back of my car, and

1015
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 1: I had the damn thing on my car for like

1016
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: put a sticker on his car. Dude, I'll have everybody

1017
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: in my apartment thought it was like some huge soccer

1018
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 1: fan up, Like, what in the hell is this? How

1019
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 1: did you know it was one of us? Who else

1020
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: would do that to me? Dude? What do you think

1021
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 1: somebody an upper management put an MLS sticker on my car? Coach?

1022
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: I completely forgot about that till you just wait for

1023
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 1: one of my neighbors be like, oh you big MLS

1024
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: fan or what they're ray. It was a magnet. The

1025
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: freaking it's a stick I would never do Sticker is bad.

1026
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: I would never do it. It looked like absolutely crap.

1027
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: I launched it in the dumpster. But I was a

1028
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: huge fan For a week. I'm driving down the interstate.

1029
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: People everybody's coach. I had no idea what people were

1030
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: looking at me. Funny. We had a bunch of them

1031
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: here or something, and I was like, I'm gonna put

1032
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: them with these raised car and you even like put

1033
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,919
Speaker 1: it all straight and perfect. Yeah, I wanted to look good, coach.

1034
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: What's funny, though, is you realize how much how much

1035
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: you don't go back to the back of your car

1036
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: to do anything. Well, when I back in, it works,

1037
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: so I and uh so, Yeah, I rarely ever see

1038
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: the back of my cards unless I'm going to the

1039
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: very back to get clubs or something. That's pretty funny.

1040
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: That is really funny, coach, Thanks for reminding me. I

1041
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: for got, dude. That's like the old school way of

1042
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: putting a kick me sign. That's what you didn't You

1043
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: did the adult version of kick me. Uh, you know

1044
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: what we used to do. Hey, did you see, speaking

1045
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: of did you see the two NFL players that got

1046
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: arrested for arned robbery. One place for the Bills, the

1047
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: other one places with uh probably not Quentin Dunbar and

1048
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: uh Baker he's a Baker Mayfield. Yeah, Baker guy. He's

1049
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 1: a defensive back and he was the he was the

1050
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,839
Speaker 1: thirtieth pick last year in the two thousand nineteen NFL

1051
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: draft for the Giant thirty overall. They were at a

1052
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: poker game and this they warrants issue for their arrest.

1053
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: All this and supposedly two nights before they had lost

1054
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: seventy tho dollars in a poker game. So they're in

1055
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: this poker game and they get in an argument and

1056
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: one guy flips the table, holds out a gun and

1057
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: they rob everybody of the money and their rolexes and

1058
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: they're like real nice watches. And they made a getaway

1059
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,319
Speaker 1: and they had three getaway cars. But now they're both

1060
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: wanted for uh, four counts of armed robbery. You think unbelievable.

1061
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 1: So they're not playing in the NFL anymore. No, probably not.

1062
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 1: You can't do that. And keep playing. No, you're probably

1063
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: gonna be out damn. Like I just I'm telling you,

1064
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 1: we didn't grow up like them code Now we didn't.

1065
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, how do you lose seventy thousand dollars?

1066
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 1: First you have to have thee so they have it.

1067
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: So when you have that much money, that's like us

1068
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: going and bedding a hundred. They're they're not. They're not

1069
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: doing all that stuff that you're what's your football player

1070
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: that that tells everyone how to manage their money. They're

1071
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: not doing that little advice. Now my thing is, and

1072
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: here's another thing. When you're robbing a poker game, you're

1073
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: playing I've done it so good, you realize that someone

1074
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: there at that poker knows who you are. Because you

1075
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: don't just stumble upon a poker game like, oh you

1076
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: guys playing poker? Can I come in and play? Great point,

1077
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: you have to know someone that invites you to this

1078
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: poke game, and it's it's probably one of those way

1079
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: legal houses. Probably okay, So you have to also assume

1080
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: that they are armed at someone someone there has a

1081
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: another weapon. You're not going to have a whole gambling

1082
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: operation and not someone have a gun, and that big

1083
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: amount of money is being thrown around. Someone is going

1084
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: to be loaded, but luck but no one was shot.

1085
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,439
Speaker 1: But the fact that you rob it and with cell

1086
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: phone videos, and do you think they planned to rob

1087
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: it or it was literally someone said it appeared they

1088
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: planned it because the three getaway vehicles that made a

1089
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: smooth getaway got it. And that is a big difference, right,

1090
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: And the fact that they had lost seventy a couple

1091
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: of nights before, well at a different house but with

1092
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: probably the same group of people. So you're going to

1093
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: get your money back, you flip the table, pull out

1094
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: a gun. Someone knows who you are. Guys, Real talk,

1095
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 1: real talk, though, if you have all that much money, Like,

1096
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: can't you just go to Vegas? Close down? Right? Okay?

1097
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: Can't you just go to Umvada? You could? I mean,

1098
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: you can cample online, but I don't think it's as

1099
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 1: much fun. Okay, I don't know. It just seems like

1100
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: those nowadays. If you're gambling that much money, you don't

1101
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: have to go to those private houses unless you're just

1102
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: gonna rob them, like these dudes. Yeah, but if you're playing,

1103
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe they're your friends. No, coach, these aren't

1104
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: these aren't houses with all friends, which isn't like the

1105
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 1: families home. No, this isn't the boys. There's a doormat

1106
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 1: that says welcome to our lovely home on the front porch.

1107
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: It's like, it's not one of these houses where you

1108
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: show up, Oh sorry, shoes off indoors? No, no, please

1109
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 1: be polite, God bless our home. So you're telling me

1110
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: it's not one of those houses when you walk in it.

1111
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 1: How's the sciences kitchen? No with a little rooster on it? Hey, hey,

1112
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,399
Speaker 1: so have you guys ever been to one of these?

1113
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: I know a guy that used to go to these

1114
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: all the time, all the time. I did. I used

1115
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: to work with really yeah, and he was then signed

1116
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: out about him. He just knew people, people people, They

1117
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: like to gamble, and so as soon as that happened,

1118
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: they took him to one house and then and get

1119
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: connected with everybody and you know where these games are

1120
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: going on. My one buddy he bought it was a

1121
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: casino machine online. So I don't Yeah, it's just one

1122
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: of those slot machines. Oh yeah, I have one, two

1123
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,760
Speaker 1: of them, my dad does. Oh yeah, So my buddy

1124
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: bought it, and I'm like, well, dude, you're one step

1125
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: away from having an illegal gambling operation in your basement. Dude, Like,

1126
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: why do you want it? Slot machine? I don't get

1127
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: it my dad because it would be fun. The house

1128
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: we had growing up, my dad built a bar, like

1129
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: a real real bar, like in the back of that

1130
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: and it was the size of our studio. And so

1131
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: it's a big screens. They had neon signs. You have

1132
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: got a small room. Dad's got a bar the size

1133
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: of our It was it was human it was every

1134
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: liquor you can imagine. And then he had two slot

1135
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: machines pool table all that now slot machines that actually

1136
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: paid out. Yeah, and he got a bunch of quarters

1137
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: and he filled them up, you know. So that is awesome.

1138
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 1: When people came, they would mess around with or whatever,

1139
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: but he would never lock them. Like so if you

1140
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: wanted your money back or whatever, or you wanted just

1141
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: to play, you can get a handful out and then

1142
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 1: play with that. That's kind of what he did it for. Okay,

1143
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: that is ce. That's cool. It would be so fun

1144
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: to have like a order to win and then not win.

1145
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: I never went I never want coach Like that's how

1146
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 1: rigged these machines were like I would play all the

1147
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: time as a kid. I would get a handful of

1148
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: quarters and play for hours, and I'm like, I can't

1149
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: get one three bar like not one seven seven seven.

1150
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: But if if you were having to get together and

1151
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: people came home and you had a freaking slot machine

1152
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: in your house, that would be incredibly cool. Yeah, people

1153
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: had fun, for sure. It's sort of like buying an

1154
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: arcade game. It's just something nostalgic. It's cool to look at.

1155
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: I agree, I would go to the stripper poll first.

1156
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: But yes, very if your mom's on that, you can

1157
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: just say it's a fireman's poll. It's fun and stuff

1158
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 1: like that. But then when parties get crazy, I mean, coach,

1159
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: you know, it's great for parties. Who are we kidding? Alright, alright,

1160
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: let's have a good Monday. Okay, goodbye. Yeah, we'll see Wednesday.

1161
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: Hey man, Okay, all right, I guess we'll see you guys.

1162
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: And we're gonna do Monday Wednesday Friday. We last, we're

1163
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: back to college. Yeah. It was either Monday, Wednesday, Friday,

1164
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: or Tuesday Thay before Sunday Wednesday. Some people didn't have

1165
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: Friday classes. I never had that Texas State never read

1166
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: Friday classes. All classes were Monday the whole school. Yeah,

1167
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: there was no classes on Friday. Are you sure looking

1168
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: up online? Oh my god, looking up online today? To

1169
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: look at looking up online today for classes that happened

1170
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: Texas ten years ago. Stay, no Friday class. Um, no articles.

1171
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: It says you're full of no. It's trying to find it.

1172
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: But yet it was when I went there. Coach, you

1173
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: were talking like ten years ago. So what would everyone do?

1174
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: Just likeding Thursday night? Dude? Three day weekends every weekend.

1175
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: It's funny how Thursday was the party night in college.

1176
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: You gotta love it. Man, college, I had three day weekends.

1177
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: Now I get one day weekend. They never told you

1178
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: that in college. No, they don't know it. Man. There's

1179
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: the thing you got to know though, about the real world.

1180
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: You only have one day weekends. We get we're teaching

1181
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: you three day weekends or the norm, but that's not

1182
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: the norm. Basically, you're not gonna get paid crap. You're

1183
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: gonna work really hard for no money, and then you're

1184
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: gonna have only one day off and you're gonna start

1185
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: a job and you'll probably be five days a week.

1186
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: But then it's gonna move to six and sometimes they

1187
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: might even push seven. Yeah, they don't tell you that.

1188
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: I love that, right things. The whole university did not

1189
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: have class on Friday, asked Billy, just because you didn't

1190
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: take classes on South Beach too, We never went on Friday.

1191
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: I understand that maybe you didn't, but there were classes

1192
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: on Friday. And telling you, for my junior and senior

1193
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: year they had no classes on Friday. You couldn't even

1194
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: go on campus. Alright, boys, Oh my god, he's such

1195
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: a bright b