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Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome to another so up boot decisions. Yes, eggs,

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Speaker 1: bring up. I was just gonna let no, let me go.

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Speaker 1: I see what you do. So guys today, y'all it

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Speaker 1: horrible decisions. I just wanted to say, give a preface.

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Speaker 1: This is a trigger warning for your stomach if you're

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Speaker 1: catch up, no hines, catch up. What's been going on?

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Speaker 1: You know a few people. I'm sucking a few people

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Speaker 1: though it out green is you al? It's crazy? Not

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Speaker 1: you right now. Nigga's in Hollywood know our ship, bitch, Well,

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Speaker 1: and my sister. I said, I'd do my les is here.

422
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,239
Speaker 1: You can come over and I break you' here. Did

423
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: you know you're gonna that? It wasn't planned. It wasn't planned,

424
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 1: see mine. But I had like a huge like crush

425
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: on him, like back then, like y'all know when you

426
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:19,199
Speaker 1: had to like like my Space. His name from my

427
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: Yahoo email and my my Space logging that was my

428
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: password was his name. His name was by the way, yeah,

429
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:37,199
Speaker 1: like the city, yep, like that, Elmo or this is

430
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: really getting embarrassing at this point. Let's just bleep out

431
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: all these niggers names. Let's bleep that one. Now, we're

432
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 1: gonna just bleep him out from here on. He had

433
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 1: an episode about Elmo's fine, but maybe not the next

434
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 1: this one because Emma was at least a nickname. All Right,

435
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 1: this is a real name. Let's bleep out. Let's bleep

436
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: out here, bleep like the city and be like there

437
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: we go. Was it Dallas? Was it? Damn? What's the

438
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,640
Speaker 1: good city name? Charlotte? No, no, it doesn't know Charlotte

439
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 1: is a woman, Austin. It wasn't them. Can you stop

440
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: making the ones it ain't We could keep them city

441
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: names in. They'll never get this now. Our hoard derves

442
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: super easy this week. Shout out to one of our patrons.

443
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: I wish I got your name during the town hall.

444
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how this came up, but I was

445
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: talking about making a sex tape and she said she

446
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: sends pictures of herself to her nigga while he's in

447
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: the other room. I fucking love that one. I think

448
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: that's such a sexy tip. A lot of people when

449
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: they're first dating, they're sending nudes and like, you know,

450
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 1: sexy ship to each other. But I love that somebody

451
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: could be in the other room. I think that's hot

452
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 1: as fun and we should all be doing it. Have

453
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: you ever done that? No? And you know my last niggah,

454
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: he Um was here, so when we wanted to funk,

455
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: I said, come over. Um, you said you don't like

456
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: taking those though I didn't have to with him, he

457
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: was older. The nigga was like, when I need to

458
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: see it, when I can come get the real thing.

459
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 1: And then really, I only sent pictures when I was

460
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: dealing with all these out of town niggas, and that

461
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 1: was like the enticing thing to get them to book

462
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: my flight. But now I gotta deal with that and

463
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: they gotta book my own flight, or Nigga, you could

464
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,239
Speaker 1: come to New York. I'm busy. One thing I just

465
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: haven't elevated from its free food. I want to I

466
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 1: want to be better about this, but I'm not. That's

467
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 1: the one thing. I'm like, I need to be creative.

468
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: Let's do an escape room, Let's go bowling. I still

469
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: can only eat so much. I don't give a funk

470
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: to go. What is it. I don't want to drink.

471
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: I'd be like, nig if you want to find a

472
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: place with the drink deals, but like, I love free

473
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: food so much, Mandy, to the point where, like I'm embarrassed.

474
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: Even when I'm on a flight like Delta one, they

475
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: give you a little box. If I'm not gonna eat it,

476
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: I still take that ship to go. I mean, I

477
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: take it's beef jerky and their dog at me. It's

478
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: fucking beef jerky. Who wants to cheese? You like cheese?

479
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 1: That's why you gotta be stroke by. It's the cheese,

480
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: bro Let me tell you the cheese for me. I

481
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: was rushing out of Kenya's office the other day. I

482
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: can't remember why because I was just done working and

483
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: like whatever. And then I saw that chef coming and bitch,

484
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: when I tell you, I was rushing everybody through that

485
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: me And then she walked in and I was like,

486
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: what do you what do you mean? And She's like,

487
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 1: steak for heat is. I was like, I could I

488
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: can swindle it, you know, I mean, why don't I

489
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: just stay here for a bit and we'll it's a

490
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: goddamn shi. I love free food, dog. I love free

491
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: food so much, to the point like I'm not ashamed anymore. Like, yeah,

492
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 1: when I ain't had no money, I was, oh, I

493
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: was never ashamed when I had no money. I'm also

494
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: ordering something from my roommate and something for lunch tomorrow. Okay,

495
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: I need to eat. Let me say, you know, when

496
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: like you're you walk by someone, Let's say you're on

497
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: the street. This is a very New York thing, y'all.

498
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 1: You walk by people are eating on the street. You

499
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,199
Speaker 1: see him at the curve. Let's just say they have fries,

500
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: do you know? One hundred percent of the time, I'll

501
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: be like you, I understand it. I'm just good one.

502
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: And then when people be like, do you want something?

503
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: I never say are you sure? Okay? Yes? Every time.

504
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with this. Maybe it

505
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: comes from free samples. As a kid, I don't know

506
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: what the fun is free samples was that ship? They

507
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: don't do free samples in the grocery stores up New

508
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: York don't have nothing cool, Like how y'all don't even

509
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 1: do free samples. But it's because I realized so I

510
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: was looking up here to be it's but it's public,

511
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: it's Costco's, it's Pj's, it's Sam's Club. I was looking

512
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: to um see if I could get some jars of

513
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: like hot sausage, pickle pigs feet, pickled eggs. And I

514
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, they ain't got that in my grocery store.

515
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: Let me see if I could go to a Sam's Club.

516
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 1: It's in Jersey Costco, Jersey. Then I found one in

517
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: New York. I googled it, like to look what they

518
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: ad No pickle picks, fee, no sausage. I'm like, y'all

519
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: really ain't got candy ladies here because these are the

520
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: things I want, and I know I can go to

521
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: fucking so my mom, girl, there's not. But I was

522
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: just like, do people still not even eat these guests? Not?

523
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 1: So I was on the phone Mama. She's like, oh, girl,

524
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to Walmart. Girl. I was like, thank god

525
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: because on Amazon it's forty dollars. She was like, on

526
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: it's like fifteen dollars that Walmart. Girl, I'm gonna pick

527
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: you up something. She's like, let me tell you, girl,

528
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: I went to your aunty house the other day and

529
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: they had uh finished the thing of of pickled eggs.

530
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: So she said, girl, I just took the pickled egg

531
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: juice home and put my own boiled eggs in the

532
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: in the in the in the mix this, Yes, my

533
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: mama's homie. She did, she did. She was like, girl.

534
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: I was so excited that they finished the jar and

535
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: I took just the juice home with me to make

536
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: my own eggs. I was like, Mom, you could have

537
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: just striking the candy ladies. Did you watch Sola? Yes?

538
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,479
Speaker 1: I did. I saw it last night. I liked it.

539
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: It was too short for me. I thought it would

540
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: have They did a good job. I thought it was

541
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: I thought it would have been better maybe on a streaming.

542
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: I would have liked to just watch it at home

543
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: with the home girls. I didn't know if it was

544
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: a movie thing. I uh, I went to the screening

545
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: for it and then but of course Cutty and Dustin

546
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: made it hilarious. But we also like because the white

547
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: Girl's funny. Well, the White Girl was funny, but we

548
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: lived through it on Twitter, so it was it was

549
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: really good to watch because how they showed sex work

550
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: was the way that I was like, first off, they

551
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: showed all the dicks, and then even the way that

552
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: they did the in calls and out calls and the

553
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: way that I know my friends to really do escorting.

554
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: I liked that they did that they showed sex work

555
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: in a way that I don't think the masses has

556
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: seen it. Also, Like I liked that, Um, what was

557
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: I gonna say? The money? I the only thing I

558
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: wanted to see. I knew an escort when I was

559
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: like sixteen years old. I didn't know she was an

560
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: escort and know her boyfriend was for pimp at the time.

561
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: And how did I meet Aaron? Me and milling home

562
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: with this girl? We had no idea that she was

563
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: an escort, but she was staying at a hotel for

564
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: the night and her boyfriend was staying there, and she

565
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: was talking about how she had a have a trick

566
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: come through or something, and the boyfriend takes the money first.

567
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: She never took the money. That's the one thing that

568
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: I think that they didn't show in that movie. Most

569
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: of the time, when you have a pimp, he's either

570
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: outside protecting you taking the money to where there's no

571
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: exchange with it with you, Like they don't want you

572
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: to even talk about it. And like even she did

573
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: say at one point the white girl, she was like, oh,

574
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't talk about the money. I don't know what

575
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: y'all agreed on, But I didn't know that escorts take

576
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: the money. Yeah, because I mean, to my knowledge, because

577
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: my friend will do her own ads. Um. Well even well,

578
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: I I know girls with a pimp and he's not.

579
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: I know girls they have had security outside, but the

580
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: pimp not be anywhere unless there's an issue. There's security,

581
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: but no, like they collect the money. And but again

582
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: because they have a pimp, collecting the money means nothing

583
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: because they know they're just going to hand it all

584
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: the way. Yeah, that was hard to watch. It was sad,

585
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: but it was good and um, but it was sad

586
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: but it was good. I did wish. I think anybody's

587
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: gonna go see go through the tweet because I I

588
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: didn't remember a lot. I feel like if I would

589
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: have looked at the tweets right before, I would have

590
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: been I'm in the theater watching the movie. A whole

591
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: just lighted litt it screen right next to me. Here

592
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: go motherfucking cutty reading the tweets as the movie's going.

593
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: I said, okay, but I'm like girl the brightness Girl,

594
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: that's the fun thing. She literally was reading all the

595
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: tweets while we were watching them. I was saying, had

596
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: a cameo that was hilarious. Lord send us never I

597
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: loved that part. Okay, let's get into some grocert How

598
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: many minutes and are we doorting? Well? You guys have

599
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: thirty minutes of throwing up to do. Now. I'm gonna

600
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: start with the nastiest one, our homemal. Actually I would

601
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: love Jordan's our sweetie pie. It's not adding today. Who

602
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: I believe as the stomach for this and I know

603
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: you don't because we had some white girls in here

604
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: shout out to the gigly squad and Jordan was like,

605
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: oh my god. They started talking about something and it's

606
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: because I was eating. I had a smoothie. That is

607
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: not eating. Well, good for you. Smoothie is not eating, bro,

608
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: that's drinking a little bit. I don't like a completely

609
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: period like a little Well, why don't you read to

610
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: us really quickly? Obama hot pocket is Alabama hot pocket.

611
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: I just want you to tell me what you're thinking.

612
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: And and Jordan, can you also not sound like a

613
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: virgin on this poke while you're talking to us, because

614
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: but I don't know if she isn't it? Oh are you? Damn?

615
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: I was treated like this was like take a feet

616
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: look Vergon episode no read it out loud, don't even

617
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: read it first, a sex move where one ships into

618
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: the woman's vagina. What she did? She went for the easiest.

619
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: I've gotta be some Alabama shit. Clearly, where else do

620
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: you do that? And who wants to do that? And

621
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: who would request that? And where what's the sexual act

622
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: of deficating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse

623
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: with the feces filled vagina? Oh? Hell no, are you

624
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: kidding me? Is it a certain type of ship? Like

625
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: I know we normally talked about that with ship, but like,

626
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: does it have to be then like a diarrhea consistency

627
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: of ship to where then it maybe it acts as

628
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: loop you took this, so can't be it can't be

629
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: a turd because then if you fucking a you're gonna

630
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: the turd out of the pussy. There's a real thing too,

631
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: by the way, So so it has to be like

632
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Speaker 1: mushy consistency ship. Uh uh. There's other terms called a

633
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: cheesy Alabama hot pocket, which is basically when the woman

634
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: has a east infection, which a lot of doing for

635
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: an Italian one where they're on their period. Done an

636
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: Italian one. Then now with ship, I have saying like

637
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: so an Italian Italian sauce, Italian Alabama hot pocket where

638
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: a woman is on her period. A cheesy one where

639
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: Alabama hot pocket is the ship. Oh I thought Alabama

640
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: was just the ship. Okay, so I've had an Italian

641
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,439
Speaker 1: hot pocket. Man. Italian hot pocket is the blood. And

642
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: this is what was the other one? What was the

643
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: yellow one? The yeast one? Cheesy Alabama hot pocket. Y'all

644
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: out here doing cheesy Alabama hot pockets. You may not

645
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: even know it until then you just think, oh, it's yeast.

646
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: You're baking bread. Now, let's get into the top twenty

647
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: five dirtiest acts from Urban dick Shirt Dictionary, Inc. Mag

648
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: Did a piece on this. Actually, we were supposed to

649
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: be in that um Inc. Magazine did a piece on this,

650
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: and these are the nastiest acts found on urban diction.

651
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: There a Mississippi bird bath, filling a Southern girl's mouth

652
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: with kool aid, making her get on her knees with

653
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.

654
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: What is the purpose of that? White A flying circus

655
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,919
Speaker 1: a sex act in which a woman is reverse cow

656
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: girl on top of a man and then attempts They

657
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,280
Speaker 1: attempt to jump or throw her onto another man standing

658
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 1: by a wall. Unbeknownst to her, the second man plans

659
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: to stop sidestep and let her hit the wall, fall down,

660
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: hopefully in agony, and the men ejaculate on her. You

661
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: think it's not real. There are references with links m

662
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: the Lenny Grad steamer. When one individual defecates upon the

663
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: other two the individuals that are duct taped together, who

664
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: are shipped on while the two individuals are naked and

665
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeds to

666
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: rub his or her face in the material, orally or

667
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 1: licking it clean. In order to apply the defecation must

668
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: contact the outer labia um and the urethra of the

669
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 1: male productive system. This all sounds like bv It sounds

670
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: like your whole vaginet is going to be broken after

671
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: any of these. We've gotta have someone not in my

672
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: studio and not on our normal couch and not holding

673
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: our pillows. But we should have someone that like ship

674
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: and we should book them at a different studio. No,

675
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: they're gonna come right here. They're gonna take a shower

676
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: before they come. Bro. You like BUKACKI and here we are.

677
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 1: I don't do what I like the let's just get

678
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: a mike condom. Yes, we could do that. Okay, Bob's letting.

679
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: Oh some would someone, what did you make a man?

680
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: This is what I've been doing with the hot dog

681
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 1: and when I was a kid, the act of laying

682
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: the erect penis along the butt crack and essentially titty

683
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: banging the butt cheeks. It takes place until ejaculation, resulting

684
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: in a winter wonderland. Oh I like that. That's that's

685
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: a cute name. That's what it's the meat between the bun. Well,

686
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: we're only at wait, we're going through the spicy gringle

687
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: somewhat a white man and some chili. This is a

688
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: nuts the act of stuffing a woman's rear end with

689
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: a taco or spicy food and then eating it. Dia,

690
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: we had someone that liked to put salsa in her

691
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: ass crack when I'm sorry, literally in her asshole. And

692
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: it was you guys can't see this, but Jordan's the

693
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: fact that Manny and I said, oh, we know someone

694
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: that said they've done this, and she was a Latina.

695
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: Spicy ringo. There we go. I don't know what's song

696
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: that offensive. I thought to call someone a white Latino.

697
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: She is white Latina. She's Latina. When you're white on

698
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: the census thing your white Hispanic origin white non Hispanic rision.

699
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: She's not white. No, she's Puerto Rican, but she's white

700
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican. She Puerto Rican, not Caucasian. Why Hispanic ain't she?

701
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm not just saying do you want me to ask? Yeah,

702
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: you can ask him, but I'm pretty sure she's Puerto Rican.

703
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: She's Puerto Rican. She's just like skin. What's her name again, Diane?

704
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: They must have deleted her page, Diadora. Oh no, I

705
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: think she changed her name. Uh, yeah, she changed her name.

706
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 1: And I don't know what the news all right? She

707
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: white though she white pass in but you so you

708
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: you call j Lo just white Latina? Is she a

709
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: for Latina? Did she's Latina? Do you remember? Niggas was

710
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: getting mad that she said nig because she's white Latina.

711
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: Because she played a whole as white woman on like

712
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: The Wedding Planner. If you could play a white woman

713
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 1: in a film, bro she played an Italian woman as

714
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: a Puerto Rifa as it bit. You also didn't play

715
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: a Mexican and selina bitch. So here's the thing. You

716
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: can be Latino okay, or you or you can be

717
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: okay okay, no bitch, that sounds offensive. It's a betty motion.

718
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: So now I do it. Now I do an act.

719
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: Nobody go looking when she okay, okay, that's offensive. So

720
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: like the people that listen to us, they're black. Hey,

721
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: I'll hope me roach off. I don't know if I

722
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: can get canceled at some point for doing this. I

723
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: want to say I apologize. I had a time. I

724
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: just feel like sometimes I'm not making fun of you.

725
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm knowing. I'm only speaking from my

726
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: speeding okay. And might I add during our meet and greets,

727
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: all the Latina's check me for it. But basically they

728
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: checked me, being like, bitch, my mama don't sound like that.

729
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: And I'd be like, all right, we'll teach me how

730
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: to do it. Then not my mama don't sound like that,

731
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: do we say so? And then this girl in l

732
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: A was like, I don't know what what Latino accent

733
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: you think you're doing. She's like, but it's not as

734
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: Mexican as you think it is. I'm like, okay, well,

735
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: what is it? Fuck? Here's the next one. This is disgusting. However,

736
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: it's definitely real because Bennie had someone either do it.

737
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: You in my requested a blumpkin. You know what it is? Yes,

738
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 1: let's what is it? A bumpkin is where you get

739
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: your dick sucked while you sit on the toilet taking

740
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: a ship. Whoop whoop. When I tell you, bitch, I'm nasty,

741
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: I'll know all the word that was right? Ye, all right,

742
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: you can get this knows to me beat rainbow kiss.

743
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 1: You know, we talked about this and I'm just listening.

744
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: Rainbow kiss is when someone eats you on your period

745
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: and you kiss them after yep, two for two bits,

746
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: let's go. I'm sorry, this is nasty. A ramen y

747
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: aremulky the name that sounds racist, so you can just

748
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: you can do it. I don't know what it is,

749
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: the name given to the material ejected on to someone's

750
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: head while being vomited on by the person you're doing.

751
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 1: Filatio two um, this sounds insane. But that bitch super

752
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: rut Kate that always talked about let me give you

753
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: all her Twitter because that bitch nasty Wait what so

754
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: what is she doing? She sucks dick and someone's like

755
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: throwing up on her head. Hold on, let me pull

756
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: her up. How I found her Twitter? You guys, it

757
00:41:54,600 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: is track h a w track haw kate k a

758
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 1: I t x um. It's disgusting. She's disgusting. I don't

759
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: know if she's gonna hear this. I don't even know

760
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: why I follow her, but like all her ship is

761
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: like insane. Yeah no bro water Boro boarding. I'm not

762
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: gonna king shame, but gross, No, it's gross, but like

763
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: she does really fucking wild out there porn dog like. Honestly,

764
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: the most vanilla ship I saw was someone must be

765
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: right right bar door. The most vanilla ship that I

766
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: saw her do was I'm sorry, hold on putting her

767
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: foot in her mouth. Yeah that's vanilla, but she did

768
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: throw up on it. So real quick storytime. So, while

769
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: I was at the sex club, I was my friend

770
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: or what Apple, and of course, because I was on Motley,

771
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: I was massaging his feet and then my new my

772
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: new girlfriend's feet at the same time. So I'm sitting

773
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: there just massaging both of their feet. And of course

774
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: I was just there because he said I'll be massaging

775
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: his feet, But I don't really lick his feet, and

776
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: so I was like, I'll lick your feet. So I

777
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: go to lick his feet and I go and of

778
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: course I licked the big toe. He said, no, licking

779
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: the big toe is vanilla. He was like, if you

780
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: really funk with me, and I know you really into me,

781
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: you gotta suck the middle toe because if you don't

782
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: really like feet, who is up a friend? He's just

783
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: a friend. Say he had just a friend, so he

784
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 1: was just friend. But I ended up sucking his middle toe,

785
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: and I sucked it good, like I licked between you know,

786
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 1: like the cracks of the toes, and then I put

787
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: his middle toe in my mouth. I just so the

788
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 1: big toe you gotta really open wide, like the little tel.

789
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: You gotta. So I proved that I was really into

790
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: him and that dick by sucking the middle toe. I

791
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: think I've made it. I think I've arrived. I think

792
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: I really have gone from literally cringing. This is full

793
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: circle here. I used to not even want to look

794
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: at feet, bitch. I just sucked the middle toe in

795
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: the sex club, so people saw it. Maje was I

796
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: think Maje was over there at least our last cast

797
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: mail or whenever mail comes on, I don't. I don't

798
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: see if we can give her a call. Do you

799
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: have Madge's number? I'm not look through the Twitter when

800
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: her come because it's giving. I need another rest of

801
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: the story. Well, I was on Molly, so I don't

802
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 1: know if she watched that. I'm pretty sure she watched

803
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: me take the Peggar dick. I took the pegger dick?

804
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: What's your number? And I was like, you know, can

805
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: you face time people on like on Twitter? I don't

806
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 1: think so that's just I g thing. I need this story.

807
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: What's your name? I don't know if she watched me

808
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: like suck the toe. It wasn't like a long lasting act.

809
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: She really want to know. But I just told the story.

810
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: What more? What more is there? I sucked the middle toe?

811
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: She says, she really was. I took the Pegan dick

812
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: and I was petting everyone because I was high on Molly.

813
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 1: This bit better answered the phone. Even if she got

814
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: what happened when she was on FaceTime. Oh the turd

815
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: fell out. I don't care. She on the toilet taking up,

816
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: She answering it. I want to hear this. I don't know.

817
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: She probably looked at it. She's about to answer it. Marge,

818
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: we need to confirm. Wait, wait, you were a lot much.

819
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: You can you hear as much? Huh, you can hear us.

820
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: You are live on air, honey, welcome to Horrible Decisions.

821
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: Wheeley has a question for you. Please say you cannot

822
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: confirm nor deny anything here. Okay, bitch many talking about

823
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: she gave this nig a pedicure with her mouth and

824
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: I need to I didn't know she watched that part

825
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: of that. Did you see the foot going in Mandy's mouth?

826
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: I didn't. I missed that. I was fucking. I missed

827
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: the hag. But you did see this bitch game? Huh.

828
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 1: I'm missed a light. Did you see me get pegmash

829
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: over the side of my Wait? What's that noise? What's

830
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: that noise? What was was moaning? If you could just

831
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: replicate one more time before we say goodbye? Um? What

832
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: was the sound? And I heard like I heard clap

833
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 1: saw somebody was sucking. What was it a butt clap

834
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: or was it a hand clap? It was a skin

835
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: It was like a skin to skin clap. Okay, skin

836
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: to skin contact. Thank you so much for your service.

837
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: Like see, don't nobody really be worried about what other

838
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: people are doing at the same club. Bitch. Everybody trying

839
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: to get their own all don't know. Nobody give a

840
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: funk about me stuck in a toe, a middle toe,

841
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: mm hmm, and it tastes just like the big toe

842
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: by the way, so like, oh this ain't this, ain't

843
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: even there bag all right. One is so disgusting about

844
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: ship that I'm gonna skip it. And uh, this was

845
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Bus driver while having sex and doggie style,

846
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: the left thumb is inserted into the receiver's rectum and

847
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: turned from side to side, essentially driving a bus. The

848
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: right hand reaches around to squeeze the right breast, honking

849
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: the horn to alert patrons the bus is coming. Don't

850
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: forget to wave for people on the back. I've definitely

851
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: done that, probably almost every time, at least one of

852
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: the rounds I do that. Now we've all heard of

853
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: a dirty Sanchez. I forgot what that is, but this

854
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: one is called the unicorn. Following in the tradition of

855
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: the dirty Sanchez. This can only be done to a

856
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: girl with hair at least eight inches long. Oh I'm

857
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: not the I'm out of that. Well, I don't know

858
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: how long, my brave, but here we go. While she

859
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: is sleeping, you ejaculate in her hair. Oh no, this

860
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: is some white people should aiming to the front. Then

861
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: you take a small clump of her hair for the

862
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: very friend setter, pull it straight up like it's a

863
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: taught rubbing the semen fluid and holding her hair until

864
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: it dries. She will wake up and resemble a unicorn.

865
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: This should really just be called there's something about Mary.

866
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: This should also be called white people shoup urban dictionary. Well, Cameron,

867
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: let's make sense Skittles harvest. After eating a Skittles bag

868
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: a day for a week, when a man ejaculates, it'll

869
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: taste like skittles and you can scream taste the rainbow.

870
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: They're running out of ship. Um huh, let's see what this?

871
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: Oh this is fun? Canadian porch swing. Do you know

872
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: any Canadians? I know Eddie seven Canadian? That was my

873
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: seven footer. Well he clearly played basketball, but yeah, I

874
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: forgot they had a team there. So yesterday does no Canadian?

875
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: Um shout out to Drake a Canadian porch swing. I

876
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 1: would let him do this to me. I'm just kidding.

877
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: Is when two people completely naked are standing upright one

878
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: behind the other. The person in the rear in search

879
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: their big toe inside of the anus of the person

880
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: in front of them, as the person who has the

881
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: toe inside of their ass um basically moves around with

882
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: their big toe in and out, causing the person to

883
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: rock back and forth as if they were sitting on

884
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: a porch swing. This is what I told you. I

885
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: tried to do that night, but the guy that I pegged,

886
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: so we went to a sex club. But before that,

887
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: he was at the end of the bed, and you know,

888
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: these hotel rooms in New York is small, and we

889
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: were taking shots, already getting ready for the sex club.

890
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: And I told you my my toe. He had got

891
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: out the shower and my toe was playing with his

892
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: buota hole and I was trying to put my my

893
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: toe in his ass and it kind of got there,

894
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: but it didn't go in. But I went in for

895
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: the rest of the night. Well, Mandy, is that two

896
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: out of I've done it. I've done about a few

897
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: of these motherfuckers, and these of the nastiest. But you

898
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: give me some more. Give me, give us like three

899
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: mornings like getting at home. The hickory switch is next

900
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: hickory h This is hot. While engaging doggy style, a

901
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: man will withdraw his penis from a woman's vagina, grasps

902
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: it by the base of the shop, and keep slapping

903
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: it against the woman's but mimicking the act of corporal

904
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: punishment with a hickory switch. So basically spanking with your dick,

905
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: nigg We what I was about to say, I definitely,

906
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: I definitely do that. Well, I don't do it. I've

907
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: heard of this one. I feel like I don't want

908
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: to say his name, but I feel like some white boys.

909
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: We know this is having someone completely active masturbation by

910
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: pulling up and down on the forearm while the mail

911
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: holds his own penis. Have you heard of this? A

912
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: Dutch writer, you basically do this to somebody, dumb white boy?

913
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: Shit um chair chair? Is your eyes? Come on? Sucking

914
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: up words? Come on? Char cars arding like the Pokemon.

915
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready for a Pokemon. You weren't ready for

916
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: a Pokemon reference when you lighted girl's pubes on fire.

917
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: You putting out with your chis no no. Next hot

918
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 1: When a man and a woman are spooning and a

919
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 1: woman farts on the man's making it feel warm and cozy.

920
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: Oh hot dick like hot rich clever A Chuck Norris,

921
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: a sexual actor in doggy style, in which um the

922
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: man or strap on lesbian steps over and around the

923
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: receiver's head with a leading leg followed by a background

924
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: house kick. Oh like when someone's like holding their foot

925
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: and head on your other I too have done that

926
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: with more than one partner. I've done like probably half

927
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: of this list, like the Flames and this is crazy

928
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: A Boston George ejaculating up a girl's nose and the

929
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: girl snorts then and comes out of her mouth. I

930
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: have my I actually have sinus issues. There's no way

931
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,879
Speaker 1: manly will only snort a little bit and it didn't

932
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: even do anything. So that's probably because of my sinus issue.

933
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: Whatever it's called. I'm not doing that, not snorting jiz wild,

934
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: but that's I can see white people doing it. Okay,

935
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: that to facebook someone, the process of slamming your ass

936
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: cheeks shut on someone's face as if you were slamming

937
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: a book. I've done that. Yeah, me too. A French

938
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: rudder having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling

939
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: up and down on the forearm on a woman Okay,

940
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: it's like a Dutch rudder, but with women. The Benjamin Franklin.

941
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: It's one of the oldest acts in the United States

942
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: and it was invented by Ben Franklin ten minutes after

943
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: his famous kite experiment. He used it on nineties of

944
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,919
Speaker 1: the hundred women he impregnated. What is this real? Can

945
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: you google that? Will I keep looking at this? Please

946
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: google that he used it on night? Oh yeah, well

947
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: she's giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton ky on

948
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 1: the string of her tampon and rubba. Okay, never mind,

949
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: I feel stupid. No, and uh that's all we got.

950
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: So out of those, what was the grossest one, Alabama,

951
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: I'm any of the things with ship? Yeah, Like there's

952
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: like they literally, as women, we have to wipe a

953
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: certain way so that we don't get BEV or ease

954
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 1: infections or anything, because FECs should not be anywhere near

955
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: your vagina. For the idea of another person's FECs going

956
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: inside of your vagina and then that being absolutely not,

957
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: it's just fucking disgusting. Um. I found a homemail that

958
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: someone sent in Again, I feel like this is a

959
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: WPS episode, So shout out to you. Bitch. This fucking

960
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: ship is so funny to me because it came in

961
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: last night while I was at the club, and let

962
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 1: me read it. The subject is one Hi, Mandy and Wheezy.

963
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,879
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure, um of what number you're gonna

964
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: be on, because I'm on episode one thirty. But I

965
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 1: am a white fan from the middle of nowhere in Minnesota.

966
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: I heard you on Sophia with an F and I've

967
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: been addicted to you since. I've been binging you every

968
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: day to work and I've been having laughing so fucking

969
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: hard and learning a ton. I love you guys so much. Anyways,

970
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 1: an episode one thirty, you talked about shaving, and I

971
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,439
Speaker 1: had to share that my boyfriend shaved me last night.

972
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: He was afraid to shave by my pussy lips and

973
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: lady gouch, but dove right in for the rest and

974
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: did a pretty decent job. I was laughing so hard

975
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: I almost pissed myself, and I had to tell you,

976
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: And the funniest part was that the fact that I

977
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: had not shaved for a good month, maybe two, so

978
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: it wasn't easy for him to get around with the

979
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: cheap hotel Razor. Thanks for the laughs. And knowledge. Here

980
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 1: are the videos for proof. Thanks. Get that buttle, honey, okay, beautiful,

981
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: that was too funny. This she had that pussy right

982
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: up nine razor to do this thing knock doing. No,

983
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 1: that thing won't cut me. I will not cut you.

984
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: Kind of a hack shop there. I just want you

985
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: to note he got a hotel cup or a Dixie cup.

986
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,760
Speaker 1: What a fucking razor for the water. This is actually

987
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 1: filling in. This is funny. Get that but hoole, honey,

988
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: it was actually really cute. And I also just want

989
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: to just shout you out real quick that you felt

990
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: safe enough to send your nudes to us, because we

991
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,720
Speaker 1: definitely will keep them safe and not violate. But here. Yeah, everybody,

992
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,959
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. But that ship was hilarious. And get

993
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: that butt hole, honeye get that butt hole, honey, bitch.

994
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,399
Speaker 1: Can we make that the title? Get that butth hole.

995
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 1: Get that butthole, honey, because we gotta do top topping him.

996
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 1: Get that butt hole the hole from Minnesota. I'm assuming

997
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: you want your name said, because you signed it with

998
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 1: your name and you seem to have no shame. But

999
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,399
Speaker 1: I want you and your man to know we love

1000
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: you and we also need you to head on over

1001
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: to Patreon and give us five dollars of your money

1002
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: because that's what's called reparations. You may not know how

1003
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: to spell it, we're gonna tell you up. It just

1004
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 1: sat in the middle of nowhere. Bit. I was like,

1005
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: it definitely flight Confederate girl. When I saw there was

1006
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: an attachment to the fucking email, I said, oh lord,

1007
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: I already knew because we rarely people will send in

1008
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: pictures because they know I'm nosy, but bitch, and what

1009
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: the fucking last name? It sounds German and racist, But

1010
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: we know you're not because you listen, and we will

1011
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 1: really know you're not when you go over to patreon

1012
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: dot com back slash Horrible Decisions and you give us

1013
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: five dollars to get four bonus episodes. One of them

1014
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: is a lifetime and if you really want to prove

1015
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: that you're not a racist person, you should join in

1016
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: our twenty dollars here, where you will get flogs of

1017
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: Mandy and I fighting us, yelling about guests. You will

1018
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: see inside of our houses, Mandy as a cat, you'll

1019
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: see her pussy body, and um, what else is on there?

1020
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: Daughter ship? And then what else do we do. We

1021
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: can't do porn anymore. We do cinema. Oh, the cinema

1022
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: is actually one of my favorite episodes. Now the Cinema

1023
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: we talk about casually like a show and talk about

1024
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,959
Speaker 1: either the dating aspects of relationship aspects or the sex

1025
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: aspects uh that are introduced. And we were about to

1026
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: do Jospin's cabernet this month, fantasy Cattle fantasy you watched. Oh,

1027
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, hold on, let me get

1028
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: it ready. You know how to do it? What Johnson's

1029
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: cabaret is so long? First of all, these bitches cannot

1030
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,479
Speaker 1: get that goddamn dance together. And that's all they gotta

1031
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: do in his house. They cannot stop smoking and drinking.

1032
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: And all I know is it starts in the chair.

1033
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: How do I know? Because Jocolate tell me, bitches every

1034
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: time they sit down, close your legs, being laddy and

1035
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: close your leg h. So what do they do this?

1036
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: O way? Bitch? I want some money? So she's so

1037
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: good and I love what she says. This bitches ain't ship.

1038
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: This bitches ain't ship. And then when that girl put

1039
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: her pussy on on her man's dusk, Uh, the one

1040
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 1: fromatic City who by stack By Sack ain't never there

1041
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 1: because she always gotta go get her head done, or

1042
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: she drink it, or she just don't want to be

1043
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: in the scene. The bitch ain't over there. She always

1044
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 1: drink it and did it. What killed me was they

1045
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: put her with the therapist and she had we're gonna

1046
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: do this on cinema. Brother. My favorite part real quick.

1047
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Speaker 1: We gotta get big Legs on the show because her

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00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 1: pr agent reached out to us. But big Legs, trifling asks,

1049
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: is the one who made the double homicide comments. She

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01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: following that comment was the best one after that because

1051
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: she starts cursing out the girl whose name is Akua,

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01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: and she said, you loose pussy. Bit. She said, how

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01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: you know I gotta loose pussy and she said, clearly,

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01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: you can't hold the baby in bro. Bro, that's awful,

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01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: that's actually baby shouldn't be laughing. I watched this show

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01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: on the way to l A and the flight attendant

1057
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: I think he was gay. I'm not sure, only because

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01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: he gave me like a little wink with shoulder. Bitch,

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01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm watching this on my laptop while he came over

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01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: and looked at me like this bitch, like you know

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01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 1: everybody can see you and out this sit they keep

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01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: fighting over and over and over. I will say, would

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Speaker 1: you be down to have Barbie on the show? Who

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01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: oh the white girl? Um? I want to bring it

1065
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: only because she was well, she was so open about

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01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: being tricked on having pimps about Swrin, like she was

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01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 1: okay with being even a bottom bitch. I just want

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01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:05,479
Speaker 1: to talk about and that was well. That was also

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01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: kind of introduced in Zola in the movie Zola. So

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01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: to get the idea of of her mindset to that,

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01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 1: I would like to stop just having that pamp um

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Speaker 1: put this camera on me, Jordan, because this is what

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01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: she said. We're her white ass, and I'll never get

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01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: because I could say it just like she did. Oh

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01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: that's why he was getting money to my nigga. I

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01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: was like, oh she said that. See she said the

1077
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 1: words not get on Mandy and she don't even realize it.

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01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Did she said the N word?

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01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: She said the N word? Yes, I didn't right before

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01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: Lucky tore that out. She didn't say man, she said

1081
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: my nigga just like that, and she said it's twice.

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Speaker 1: Do you keep haying my niggad No she didn't. Yeah,

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01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: she ain't did They ain't bleeping that. No, that's what

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01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: killed me. That's why they tore us up. No zeus

1085
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: be with all the showing that puss in everything and

1086
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: didn't have to tell her mother. Looking this, you cant

1087
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 1: getting your ask every time? Bobby, Why are you doing this?

1088
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: This bitch has gotta stop. A y'all join our Patreon

1089
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: Listen to five five minute clip going now. And this

1090
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 1: has been another episode of Four Decisions. Watching your breast

1091
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: reread is crazy, bro. I'm just like about to be like, hey, everybody,

1092
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: like the fuck and then I'm freastinating and you look

1093
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 1: like me right now too. It's weird life. Hi, everybody,

1094
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: you're hearing the voice of Scissors. Sorry that you can't

1095
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 1: have video today, but because of Chitty Milk, which is

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01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 1: the name of today's episode, we're talking yesterday all about

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01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: the new show sex Life and postpartum and ship like that,

1098
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, you gotta do

1099
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 1: a pagan emathon. And I've been talking about you and

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01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 1: like every one of um, so here we go. Were

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01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: you Have you ever been in person for one of

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01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: my recordings? Um? I mean I've been to like live

1103
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: shows and yeah, a couple of them. Oh my god, yes,

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01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: you came to Harlem when we recorded that one time. Yeah, Miami,

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01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 1: A couple of Miami. Was funny because I was just

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01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: talking about how like somebody sent in a question about

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01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: thruffles and ship and I was like, oh, sometimes one

1108
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: person needs more attention to remember I was freaking out

1109
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: before that show my makeup. Yeah, you used to please

1110
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: to look good. So we're predd so mad at bitches?

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01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? When I did? I was very protective.

1112
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: I think that my name in the in the trouple

1113
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: was protected Bay. Like I was super protective over everyone,

1114
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 1: like don't talk to them, let's be fair. It wasn't

1115
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 1: just protective Bay. He was like it was given, like

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01:03:56,440 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: that was how we started dating. Yeah, be because well again,

1117
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 1: um it was Thanksgiving and I was floating with some

1118
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: mitch and you pulled me in the bathroom. Was like,

1119
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: you're really gonna disrespectful like this. I was like, damn it,

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01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: we ain't even no more. Listen my feelings, Okay, I

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01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 1: can't I get a little jealous a little I have

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01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 1: a little jealous side. No, I don't feel that. And

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01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: then the vodka hits and it's like time of said,

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01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: you still drink, but have you had vodka yet? Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: let's start. So let's start with how you got pregnant.

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01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 1: Not the position, but you got pregnant. You found out

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01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 1: you've wanted a baby for a long time. Yes, so

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Speaker 1: and you It's funny because when you met him. I

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01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: remember you were like, oh my god, I'm thinking about family,

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01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 1: and they're like, bam, he was pregnant during Literally we

1131
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: were talking about having a baby like a month after dating.

1132
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: It was so crazy. But it was right after the

1133
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 1: pandemic hit, and you know, everybody was indoors and you're

1134
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 1: thinking about your life at the moment, and you're like, okay,

1135
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 1: well we'll of the indoors, might as well started family.

1136
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 1: But what was it only being pregnant during COVID? Like,

1137
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 1: do you feel like you can missed out? Do you

1138
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: do you feel like you got to protect your pregnancy

1139
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: because of it? I think, yeah, I think that everything

1140
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 1: happened at the right time because honestly, I was laid

1141
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: off from my job at the time, so it was

1142
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: like I wasn't going into work, I wasn't stressing. I

1143
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: was able to stay home and kind of just like

1144
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: enjoy my pregnancy not have to worry about getting up

1145
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: at a certain time because you're exhausted and you know

1146
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: it takes a lot out of you. So I can

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01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: say one thing is that I'm happy that it happened

1148
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: during the pandemic, you know, um, because I'm gonna be real,

1149
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could have handled like fomo

1150
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 1: while being pregnant. It's like, oh, y'all think it is

1151
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 1: just at the club tonight. I know, but I wasn't

1152
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 1: missing out on nothing because everybody was. No. I'm saying

1153
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: where land are never really close, but like it was

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01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 1: the hardest part was just like not drinking. I think

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01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: that took me a while in the first couple of

1156
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: months to be around socially around people. Oh, I was

1157
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: like I thought you. I was like, damn, this like

1158
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: an alcohol no. But I'm saying being around people and

1159
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 1: everybody's like take a shot and then they go, oh, sorry,

1160
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 1: not you, and I'm like, okay, well I know that.

1161
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: Thank you to remind me. But when you're like, when

1162
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: you want to drink, now, what do you have to do?

1163
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: Because okay, we see the videos of like pumping and

1164
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 1: ship but like you've had a glass of wine, so

1165
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 1: like you haven't had vodka yet, but like why not

1166
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: keep don't you just pump it out anyway? No. I

1167
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 1: think it's because I've it's been so long since I've

1168
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,480
Speaker 1: drank that I'm not really interested in getting drunk yet.

1169
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:37,440
Speaker 1: I've had a glass of wine or a glass of

1170
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: champagne and I get buzzed, and so I'm like, I

1171
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: don't even want to keep going because I'm gonna look

1172
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: after the baby. It's like me, yeah, like wait, I'm

1173
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 1: a super lightweight now okay, wait what about the trimesters?

1174
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: Like when you're going through whatever, first trimester, did you

1175
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: really throw up just like everybody says, did you have

1176
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 1: one that you were like glowing like crazy? I was

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01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: super sick, yeah, in the first ten weeks in the

1178
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: first trimester. Um, but as soon as that ten weeks hit,

1179
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: I wasn't sick anymore. And then the globe period