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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Stop what you're doing right now,

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Speaker 1: because the CDC just issued a public health warning and

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Speaker 1: you want to hear the audio from the press conference.

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Speaker 1: I think they're being a little dramatic, but take a listen.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, well, that is the Center for Disease Control.

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Speaker 1: They've issued a statement for American citizens. This is audio

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Speaker 1: from their press conference. Let's keep listening. Oh boy, well,

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Speaker 1: crippling good breaking star coups that day. Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: think they need to yell, but there's a record breaking

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Speaker 1: flu season that comes today. Actually, the official statement from

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Speaker 1: the CDC says that this official flu season is going

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Speaker 1: to be a particularly nasty one. Really, that's what I say,

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Speaker 1: Yeah to ransack all this, I don't mind it though.

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Speaker 1: I'm for it honestly because that means I get to

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Speaker 1: take another week off work. I like taking time off work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love it. Also, the flu, you lose weight because

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Speaker 1: you hear a lot. You've only had a few flus.

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Speaker 1: But after I recovered from the flu and I could

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Speaker 1: finally get out of bed and look in the mirror,

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Speaker 1: I was like, hello, who's got apps? Yeah, seriously, I

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Speaker 1: gotta buy on a new outfit. You go missing for

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks and the next time you show

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Speaker 1: up to meet with some friends are like, man, what

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Speaker 1: happened You've been working out? You're like, no, I almost

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Speaker 1: died from the flu. Don't I look great? Everybody has

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Speaker 1: their packs when it comes to being sick, right, whether

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Speaker 1: it's a cold or a flu, everybody is an expert

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Speaker 1: on how to not get it or to get over

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Speaker 1: it quickly. Any friend you have is like, get some

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Speaker 1: zinc clause innges, but a finger somewhere, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: all that's my that's my thing. That's mostly just for

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Speaker 1: fun and an excuse to do it. But everybody has

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Speaker 1: their little tricks for how to not get sick. What's yours?

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Speaker 1: Text in four one o six one call us eight

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Speaker 1: to eight three four three one oh six one? What

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Speaker 1: is your trick to not get sick? Wonderful rhyme and

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Speaker 1: the CDC should use that. Christian, what's your trick to

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Speaker 1: not get sick? My trick is staying behind at home,

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Speaker 1: y'all because I just don't go anywhere. No, I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm y'all gonna see me here, and that's it, okay.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm into work at home. That's I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even come in here. Somebody on this show is always sick. Okay, Alex,

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Speaker 1: what's your trick to not get sick? Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you go to the hospital, they'll give you an ivy.

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Speaker 1: Well they have those just for fun now they do. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So when you go to an ivy place, is it

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Speaker 1: like a store, Like, are there different? You can customize

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Speaker 1: whatever you want? Is like, that's fascinating. First people things,

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Speaker 1: First time I got when I was in Vegas. I

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Speaker 1: was hungover. Yeah, I was doing the show from Vegas

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Speaker 1: and I was so hungover and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how I'm going to get through this. So

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Speaker 1: I ordered an IVY to the bar we were at

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Speaker 1: at the MGM, and I felt like a million bucks.

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Speaker 1: It was after the show. The show was terrible, right,

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Speaker 1: but it was after the show and I was like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I feel good all of a sudden. Can we do

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Speaker 1: that thing again? Because what we did before was real bad. Um,

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Speaker 1: what's your trick to not get sick? Because the CDC

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Speaker 1: has said that this is going to be one of

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Speaker 1: the worst flu seasons in the history of mankind. Not

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Speaker 1: to scare anybody, but In case you missed it, we

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Speaker 1: have the audio of the official press conference from the

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Speaker 1: CDC here. It is one more time. Oh boy, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm accu weather dot Comedy Roba just Jim Kosa are

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Speaker 1: paralyzing crippling Good Break game store coups that day? All right, Victoria,

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Speaker 1: what's your trick to not get sick? My mom used

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Speaker 1: to always make us drink those emergency powder packets you

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Speaker 1: put in water. But alling it's a trick. I think

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Speaker 1: are like the poor man's version of the ivy. Did

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Speaker 1: you just call Victoria? Who? I mean? She did try

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Speaker 1: to buy a couch on Facebook markets and then it

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Speaker 1: did get swindled for that money. So did you ever

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Speaker 1: get that back? Yeah, the couch that you try to

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Speaker 1: buy for two hundred dollars on Facebook marketplace that ended

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Speaker 1: up not being real and somebody scammed you for two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Did you get that back? No, Victoria's gonna

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Speaker 1: have the flu because she spent all her money on

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Speaker 1: a fake couch. I mean, I think you'd probably get

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Speaker 1: the flu from getting a couch from Facebook. Flu and

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Speaker 1: a few other things. Did you show on demand