WEBVTT - Episode 29: Are You Sober?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick Tyler. Hello, Dandy good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already two and oh if you saw my picture yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>But well, you've you've done it really well in the

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<v Speaker 1>playoffs against the spread. You've been incredible. I know these

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<v Speaker 1>games are under every night. It's a joke. The last

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<v Speaker 1>night's game was like seven and a half or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like they're off. Now. You had some futures there.

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<v Speaker 1>You had the Nuggets to win the series versus Golden State. Right, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>let me look at that piece of paper. No, you did,

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<v Speaker 1>you did? Okay? Okay you uh, let's see. So Jazz

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<v Speaker 1>to win the series over the MAVs. It could be

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble there. Grizzlies to win the series. These are

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<v Speaker 1>your futures are still in the future, except for the Duggets, okay, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Sixers to win the series against the Raptors. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the Celtics to win against the Nets, Bucks to win

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<v Speaker 1>against the Bulls, Bucks minus eleven versus the Bulls last night.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a win. Uh Bucks, Bulls over under to eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>It ended it to sixteen. You want all of those?

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds right, That's that's perfect, Okay. Uh let me

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<v Speaker 1>point out Dylan's your future was the Nets to win

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<v Speaker 1>the title. That's a loss. Nuggets to win the series,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a loss. Bulls money line versus the Bucks, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a loss. Well, nowhere to go but up, Dylan. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of red on the page under my name. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's dripping. It's like blood here. Um, I'll let Larry, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll start with the NFL draft. What are your What

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<v Speaker 1>are your bets? Oh? I guess I went with Trayvon

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<v Speaker 1>Walker as a number one pick. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>that's popular. I know I almost want to guarantee Hutchinson

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<v Speaker 1>his one war two because I can't imagine if he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't go one, he's not swooped up a second. But

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really do a lot of um. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>find any um things on how many quarterbacks will be

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<v Speaker 1>drafted in the first round. I think they had three picked.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's under three. Uh yeah, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>three and a half quarterbacks taken in round one. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lock under that. Okay, you got it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you think Willison Pickett will go in the first round.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like somebody is going to with the last

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<v Speaker 1>pick of the first round. I know the Lions have that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where they usually take a quarterback. But uh, Matt Corral,

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<v Speaker 1>Sam how Desmond Ritter. I guess first round potential Aiden Hutchinson.

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<v Speaker 1>You have him going number two overall. That's minus fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Now there's a parlay on Trayvon Walker and Aidan Hutchinson

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<v Speaker 1>going one too in that order. Oh? In that, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the that's the order I picked him. So I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take that. That's minus one forty. The under three and

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<v Speaker 1>a half quarterbacks is minus three d Okay, I got

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<v Speaker 1>under three and a half quarterbacks. Well, I don't forget

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<v Speaker 1>the barley. I don't want the barley. Oh don't because

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<v Speaker 1>it has to be one one to in that order. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Walker and Hutchinson. Oh, you know what, I'll take the barley. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get a couple of losses in here. Um

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<v Speaker 1>NBA picks for tonight, do you have one? I put

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<v Speaker 1>one in yesterday. The Raptor is getting the point in

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<v Speaker 1>half on the Philly tonight. Um, I also want the

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<v Speaker 1>under in that game. Okay, I'm not sure what the

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<v Speaker 1>under is, do you know? Um I had it here whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>as you're taking it correct, let me see to ten

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<v Speaker 1>according to ray Yeah, it feels well they're starting well again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a hundred. Yeah, it's gonna be all right, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>e're up alrighty um So, I contrary to the think

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<v Speaker 1>tank right now, I'm going Aidan Hutchinson to still go

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<v Speaker 1>number one overall. Okay, plus four hundred. Now, there's there's

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<v Speaker 1>rumors that the owner wants Hutchinson. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that means though for Trent Bulky and uh, Doug Peterson

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<v Speaker 1>and Jackson. Yeah, and well, usually the bad teams, the

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<v Speaker 1>owner wins out in that argument. Good teams, you said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's plus what plus four hundred for him to go

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<v Speaker 1>number one overall? It's a coin flip between him and Raymon, right,

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<v Speaker 1>eat one or the other and you guys getting plus

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred. Yeah, well it's this week. Everyone turned around

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<v Speaker 1>there like Trayvon Walker number one, lock it up. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm gonna, of course, you will to my own.

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<v Speaker 1>What else? What else you have? I'm gonna take a

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<v Speaker 1>Desmond Ritter to go in the first round minus, so

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<v Speaker 1>that might be the end of the first round pick

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<v Speaker 1>by the Detroit lines lines at thirty two Desmond Ritter?

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<v Speaker 1>And and was that the pick they got from the Rams?

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<v Speaker 1>So they could they could get their quarterback after giving

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<v Speaker 1>their quarterback. Yes, so they take Hutchinson or Trayvon Walker

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<v Speaker 1>too and then take their quarterback thirty two. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>else I'm gonna go? Malik Willis under thirteen and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Paul has his under thirteen bet with Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>and Washington. Yeah, PAULI the producer on the program. He

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<v Speaker 1>says that at least one quarterback goes in the first

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<v Speaker 1>third team picks. You have Malik Willis going in the

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<v Speaker 1>first third team picks. Chris Sims has Willis going twenty

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<v Speaker 1>to the steel A lot of people have Willis going

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<v Speaker 1>twenty to the Steelers. I just I don't. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it's just there's some quarterbacks in the had taken

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<v Speaker 1>before then. I feel like that just has to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Feels like it feels like somebody will reach all right,

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<v Speaker 1>what else do you have? I'm gonna go. This was

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<v Speaker 1>just an interesting one over four and a half a

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<v Speaker 1>SEC players drafted in the first round. I'm a Clemson fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Side was just like, yeah, sure, that's not the way

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<v Speaker 1>to bet, I know, but something but when it works,

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<v Speaker 1>it feels good. Are you sober right now? Because you

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<v Speaker 1>seem like you're a little buzzed. I'm as sober as

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever been in which I don't hear any excitement.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like you're buz. This is excitement. Oh yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, four and a half a CEC players drafted

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<v Speaker 1>in the first round. Yeah um, And I looked at

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<v Speaker 1>the SEC was ten and a half Yeah um, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>IM gonna rock with that minus one thirty five and

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<v Speaker 1>then Jordan Davis to go top ten. Honestly, Adam left

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<v Speaker 1>Coo on the show today talks me into that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, that's that's the pick. If somebody doesn't grab

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<v Speaker 1>him in five years, they're going to be on how

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<v Speaker 1>crazy were we did draft Jordan Davis? One of those

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<v Speaker 1>like freak guys are just like it's worth because he

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<v Speaker 1>could probably do something. Yeah, you know what, we were

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<v Speaker 1>always talking Larry about getting the next Patrick Mahomes or

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<v Speaker 1>the next throw out a wide receiver. Nobody's ever said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking for the next Aaron Donald. Aaron Donald is

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<v Speaker 1>the most disruptive player in the game, but nobody says, man,

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<v Speaker 1>be great if we found another Aaron Donald. Maybe Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>Davis is Aaron Donald. I don't know. Yeah, I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>The interior defensive lineman don't get a lot of love.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, but that we always talk about your offensive

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<v Speaker 1>line and defensive line. That's how you win, that's how

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<v Speaker 1>you build your team. But we just don't spend a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time on him. All right, you got basketball picks,

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to, um, so I gotta take the

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<v Speaker 1>MAVs plus one against the Jazz tonight. I think they

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<v Speaker 1>close it out and I'm gonna go with the Bucks

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<v Speaker 1>to win the title, which plus plus eight hundred. Probably

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<v Speaker 1>Middleton's out, Yeah, Chris Middleton is out for that second

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<v Speaker 1>round series with the Celtics. Might be out with the

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<v Speaker 1>next round, Yeah, I don't. I just I think all

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<v Speaker 1>of Milwaukee will be out for the next round. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that I mean the Celtics did a great job slowing

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<v Speaker 1>down Katie and Kyrie. Now with Middleton Olt. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>just say, all right, let's go after the Greek freak

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<v Speaker 1>the wheel. Yeah, well yeah, let the honest get his

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five? Who else is gonna scoring that team? True

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<v Speaker 1>Holiday Grayson Allen? I guess yeah, n no, No, he

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<v Speaker 1>was sent to basketball purgatory. I think he's with the Kings.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's Matthew della Adova when you need him? Lair Matthew

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<v Speaker 1>del DELI wasn't he like a stopper? Who was he

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<v Speaker 1>guarding that? He was supposed to be a stopper? That

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't Steph was it? Yeah? It was? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I went stopped. You don't want to remember Gerald wilk

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<v Speaker 1>Dominique's brother. He was known as like the Jordan's stopper.

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<v Speaker 1>And then all of a sudden might goes weight, who

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<v Speaker 1>is Gerald Wilkins with the Cabs? Then it might go

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, yeah, there is no Jo No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not. Jordan's stopped Jordan's yeah, yeah, or Dean Smith

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<v Speaker 1>did that's it? You know? I was also thinking about this, Lary,

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<v Speaker 1>because I have a lot of time in my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>That two of the greatest shots that Jordan's ever hit,

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<v Speaker 1>poor offensive valves, well, no, just one was the push off,

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<v Speaker 1>but the two greatest shots that he ever made we're

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<v Speaker 1>mid range jumpers. He won the national titles, a little

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<v Speaker 1>Bank National Championship one right, yeah, and then when he

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<v Speaker 1>pushed who Eloy right, uh no, Brian Russell, they won

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<v Speaker 1>the they won the title. Yea. So he won two

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<v Speaker 1>titles on mid range jumpers, like you know, just for

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<v Speaker 1>f y I that's all. Yeah, it's a lost art

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<v Speaker 1>mm hmm for some people. Not Katie, Katie, you know

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<v Speaker 1>mid range jumper, nothing like commid r. All right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I got. Larry, all right, well, Dylan, please rise

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<v Speaker 1>from the dead. My man. Oh I'm I'm risen. He

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<v Speaker 1>has risen. But people should know that Larry sends Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>who's the producer of this podcast, his picks on a

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<v Speaker 1>bar napkin, so that I was waiting for Marry, but

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<v Speaker 1>get off work and meet me have a little happy hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night I saw I haven't sent those picks him.

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<v Speaker 1>I ran out to my car. There was nothing in

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<v Speaker 1>my car I could write on. I just have the

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<v Speaker 1>pan and it came back and took a bar napkin.

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<v Speaker 1>I took the first picture and I had my can

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<v Speaker 1>of bud Wiser in the picture with it, but you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't read my picks, so then I had to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>go on top of the bar napkin to give me

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<v Speaker 1>the picks clear. Well, well, Larry, I I've known that

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty some years. Ray sent me a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>it last night. I was like, make sure you tell Dan. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well, good luck tonight, and uh, talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you next week. You gotta thanks damn next But Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>Ray Dylan, He's always a pleasure talk to h