WEBVTT - #240: Unholy Night 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:08.560 Start Data, start Up. Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:16.440 start data. They make it noise Data start up, episode 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:20.079 two forty. Oh you looked it up this time, the 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:23.360 Brooklyn Boys podcast. But you didn't think I knew that. No, 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:25.119 you asked me right before we go on, and I 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.760 tell you and you say, sure, can you check it check? 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:30.920 Plenty of time to look it up today. I mean nothing, 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:34.760 nothing but time. I mean, after all, we are I 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.480 mean on vacation, I mean, at least at the morning. 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:40.640 The Morning Show took a two week break, and this 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:43.040 is week one of a two week break. And I 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:46.600 can tell you from my standpoint, Normally I don't do 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:50.400 a podcast on the week's off. Traditionally I'm on to 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:52.480 I'm on a five month break from the morning show. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:58.560 So it's very relaxing. Yeah. So, but it's uh, we 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:02.880 decided because last week was just so busy that, um 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:06.960 I decided, I don't know. We decided that let's let's 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:09.840 let's skip a week and then we'll do one and 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:13.200 then we'll be off again next week. Right, So, and 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.120 you have a cruise, are you spread it out a 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.319 little bit? Yep? I'm going on a cruise this weekend. 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.720 So you're yeah, so so instead of doing three weeks 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:25.320 without the boys, it's only a week, one week off, 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.160 So none of this free dessert business. We don't want 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.160 to get an email or texts. No, No, everyone's been 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.840 pretty good about it. Everyone's been like understanding and like 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.600 excited that we're doing it this week this way. Rather 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.160 you don't. You don't have a two week break. You 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.360 have a one week break, right, kind of like that 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.959 you guys have earned you guys have definitely earned the 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.280 one week break. I appreciate that. And you know, for 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:49.240 some people like Justin fall Haber, who wrote to us 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.680 at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com, well 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:57.280 he'll hear his email later on, later on in a 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.800 few uh in a few months, because he, for some reason, 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.040 it will never know that we took this two week break. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.520 He said that, first of all, he if there's any 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:10.160 grammar mistakes, he doesn't give a fuck. Um, I've got 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.240 fat thumbs and a small phone. Um on, I'm on 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:17.440 episode fifty six and listening in order trying to catch up. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:20.839 You motherfucker's keep me sane and entertained at work. Thank 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:24.079 you for the podcast and all the laughs is Brodie's 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:27.560 life really like Larry David's life this much? Or is 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.880 that the money right or is it just that they 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:33.880 have the same personality. Fuck Agnes gave the seven Fun Roberta, 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.600 fuck food food food Chinese and fuck the old plane, 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.200 Flying Fox, fun Taco Bell and all other fast food 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:44.480 drive throughs. And fuck United, which, by the way, was 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.560 it's funny because he's listening to these older episodes and 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:49.120 we must have like given a little f you to 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:52.560 United back then. Um, everything old is new again because 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:56.040 recently had we had another issue with United. So yeah, 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.560 so it's it still applies. Hopefully I hear this in 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:01.880 six months this email I gotta I gotta d M 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:03.760 and I'm so sorry. I don't remember who it's from. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:05.480 But they're not gonna hear this for another two years. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.480 They said, Oh my god, I'm laughing. Uh, it's so true. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:14.120 Fat guy shoelaces for episode four? So was that two 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.120 thirty six episodes to go? Roughly? You need them slip 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:21.280 on man, no shoelaces. Yeah, well, I'm I'm very cognizant 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.720 of how I tie my shoelaces now that I've heard 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:29.040 myself talk about fat guy shoelaces. So um, alright, so 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.040 I guess we'll get to some more email a little while. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:34.840 Oh my goodness, do you do you speak of flights? 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:39.800 Do you does it ruin your entire vacation or mood? 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:44.000 Or do you dread having a layover on like a 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.880 three hour flight with a layover? Yes? I hate it. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.320 If I could, I will pay extra for no connection, 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:54.000 because there's so much ship that can go wrong. First 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:57.560 of all, your first plane could arrive late, as has 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.600 happened to me, and then the second plane takes off 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:04.040 without you in it. Number two, your bags may not transfer. Yeah, 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:10.720 it's it's it opens up unnecessary like bs you know. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.960 So so yeah, if we're being you could call me 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:16.320 booge all you want. No, no, no, I asked for 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.080 a reason. Well, let me ask you one more question. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.040 I'll pay. I'll pay top dollar for a connector for 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.000 an option. Let's just say that it was not an option. 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.560 Would you rather have the layover on the way to 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.280 your vacation and then it's in the past behind you, 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:32.520 you're done? But yeah, you're dreading leaving your house? Or 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.840 would you rather have it at the end where you're 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:36.640 not thinking about it? You fly down in one fly, 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.920 you have a great time, and then you're going home. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.760 Yeah you're not the rush you get home anyway, So 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.400 which way would you rather have? The former? The not 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:46.520 the ladder? The I would uh, I would like it 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:50.320 on the way down. This way gets erased. Nice relaxing vacation, 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.760 direct flight back? Yeah right? So right, well double fail then, 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:58.960 because my trip home from our trip is a layover 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:05.479 in Atlanta? What is oh how long? Uh? Our nothing? 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.760 Nothing major? But sometimes I like to get creative, right, 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:12.040 and this is where we may require a a multi 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:16.120 leg trip. Whereas if you know that it doesn't fly direct, 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.839 why not go to the first destination if it's a 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.320 cool destination and hang out for a night and then 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.840 take the next flight the next day? Or is that 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:27.200 too much and I have to I have to meet 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.159 a cruise ship, so I don't have that option, okay, 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:33.120 and then flying back, uh you know, Atlanta, Atlanta is 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.080 a nice city. I just want to get home, so 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:37.240 I'm not gonna do that. If it was it was 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.799 a city I really wanted to see, then I would 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:43.839 consider doing that, But no, that's not the case. So anyway, 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:47.320 it's just curious because I'm dreading it. I'm dreading that, 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.800 you know, because like, for instance, when we went to 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:53.880 Elvis's wedding in Santa Fe. Because Santa Fe is a 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:57.080 small town, it's like a forty minute trip to an airport. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.640 We took a commuter plane where I thought I was 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.479 gonna I a small like a three row with one 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.480 aisle in the middle, you know, a little plane. We 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:09.640 took that again for Elvis. I did it, but I wouldn't, 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.039 you know, I wouldn't normally volunteer to do that. And 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:16.200 I took that to where do we go? Colorado? Maybe? 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.200 I don't remember where we where? Where we landed. It 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:22.039 was a nice airport out of uh. I don't remember 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:26.080 where it was anyway, whatever wed was it Denver? Okay? 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:27.280 So we had to go to maybe we had to 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:32.080 go to Denver. Well, you land approximately in Las Vegas 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:37.159 and have to run across the airport the entire length 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:41.760 of Colorado to get to the connecting flight. And the 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:45.240 people movers weren't working. And I had had my luggage 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.040 because you get off this little commuter plane, they give 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:50.359 you the luggage. It's not like the airport hands you. 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:52.440 So I had to take the luggage and and a 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.279 bunch of us were running across the airport because the 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.800 flight was like forty minutes from taking off. And it's 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:02.320 touch's terrible. Honestly, it's the most I've run in a lifetime. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.200 A lot of stress, a lot of stress, a lot 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:06.320 of stress. So that's the part I'm out looking forward 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:07.880 to is I gotta go home now, and got a 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.280 land in Atlanta. Sorry, I'm in a bit of a 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.800 funk here. I don't know. I was telling you earlier. Yeah, 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.080 you sound down for a guy on a vacation, I 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.360 mean to me. To me, it's like a weekend vacations 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:22.120 in Miami for jingle Ball Miami. You're in Fort Lauderdale 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:24.280 and it was great time and it was like, you know, 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:28.280 seventy eight degrees and sunshine. Yeah. I come home Monday afternoon. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.320 I forget how cold it is here, just that that 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.680 Newark wind just smacks me right upside the head. I'm like, 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:41.440 this isn't a Sinatra song, the Newark wind keeling in 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:48.240 blowing in the Newark wind. Well, we're recording this on 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:52.560 December twenty second two, So today's date is one two 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.040 two two two oh two two, which some people would 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:56.240 get a kick out of That's why I said it. 0:07:56.920 --> 0:08:00.840 Play that number. It's good number. Play the number. Uh. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:04.960 And so it's Thursday. By the weekend we're supposed to 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:11.080 have a bomb cyclone and historic wind and rain and 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:15.320 freezing temperatures and flights canceled. So I'm hoping to get 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:16.800 the hell out of here. But enjoy the weather, my 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.040 friend while you're home. Yeah, well thanks. You know, I 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.440 came back for tw two weeks of this, but I 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.320 didn't do any of my hadn't done, hadn't done any 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:24.840 of Christmas shopping. Today I was out of the mall 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.120 and it was raining. It was disgusting, and I'm like, oh, 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.280 I'm just not even in the mood for this. And 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.160 I was just trying to find gifts and uh, you know, 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:37.679 you obviously did all your shopping. Hanukah is underway. You 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:43.400 get anything good? You get anything good? Uh? Me? Yeah? So, um, 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:47.320 I got let's say I'll go in order. My kids 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:51.120 got me some really cool Marvel t shirts that I love. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.760 I got a Deadpool shirt. I got an Avengers shirt. 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:58.280 Um my wife got me. Oh, I'm gonna go in 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:03.080 reverse order, so you let's see, Okay, hold I'm gonna 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:09.680 go back here. My wife got me ad your leather jacket. 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.960 I say the name because it's boogie like you. It's 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.520 like butter. It's the nicest jacket I've ever owned, is 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:21.320 it really? Yeah? Yeah, it's my wife did right by me. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:22.800 That's cool because you know what, you know why it 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.440 might tell you went to Bloomingdale's. We were shopping, yes, 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:27.679 and uh, I saw that hoodie I loved. I was 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:29.280 like a cant aforid that Hoodie' never gonna spend that 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:30.959 much of my own hoodie. And we were trying on 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:34.600 leather jackets and a couple of them because I don't 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:37.040 normally wear leather jackets. You know, I was like winter coats, 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:40.800 like ski coats, and you know, waterproof jackets. I wear 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.760 like casual you know, I don't care what happens to 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.320 them jackets. And so she made me trying to sway 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:47.480 jacket a couple leather jackets, and she gave me that look. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.880 You know though you look you should dress up more often. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.920 You look good in that leather jacket, which is nice 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:54.640 from your wife to get that look or your girlfriend. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:58.600 Am I right? Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah, Okay, So I got 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.680 this leather jacket that I never would bought myself, and 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.599 it's one of those that looks good zipped up, but 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:07.320 looks even better when it's open. So very happy with 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.640 that with that purchase, although I have a minor complaint 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.559 that I'll learned to live with. The Europeans are fed up, 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.559 let up with the European cut, Italian cut, French cut, whatever. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:21.280 The zippers on the wrong side. Yeah, we've actually talked 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:24.760 about that on this podcast. It used to be growing up. 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:27.840 I don't and again I don't know why this was 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:31.240 the case, but for all intents and purposes, and again 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:33.840 just let me put this at this claimer out there, 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.559 because in case you identify as something else. We were 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:41.280 told that male jackets for that were intended for males 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:45.160 men where the zipper was on one side and jackets 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:49.240 and zippers on you know, for females were on the 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.000 other side. And that was just it. It was like 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:56.800 right and left whatever. Don't tweet me, but now, well, 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:01.120 it's just a European thing or a style thing. There's 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.319 no rhyme or reason. I think I own one jacket 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.360 where it's on the wrong side what I call the 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:08.800 wrong side, But that's just wrong for me because I'm 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:13.920 just used to the other way my whole life. Yeah, 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:16.480 but no, no, no, no, you know, I googled why 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:18.679 the European jackets have the zipper on the other side, 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:21.560 and there's a lot of different betweetus. I'll know why 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.360 did they drive on the other side of the road? No, no, 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:27.360 I'll tell you why. It says your why um, European 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:31.439 royalty used to be dressed that that dressers people dressed 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:34.840 them so the person who addressed you would zip up 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:38.320 your jacket, feel, which seems weird that like wherever you are, 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.120 there's someone is zipping on zippier jackie, you got to 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:44.240 eat whatever. So I am not a rich European royalty 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.480 and there's no one zipping my jacket. So much like 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.280 the Europeans who drive on the wrong side of the road. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.080 Put the zipper back, hey, you know, to put people 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:53.040 jackets to them, we drive on the wrong side of 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:54.840 the road. But that's it's how I know we're right. 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.520 You know how I know we're right because we invented 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.880 the car. End of conversation. Anytime of European tells you 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:01.679 a British person tells you're on the wrong side of 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.719 the road. Remind them who invented the goddamn car? Yeah, well, 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.600 I know they had horses and buggies, and I know 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.400 why they driving outside of the road so you can 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.960 handshake the person as you went by, whatever the fable is, 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.160 and you could joust in the whole thing. But once 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:18.480 cars were invented here in America, we decided which side 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:20.520 of the road end of store. I also find it 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:25.680 very I mean an awful thing that that uh that 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:30.120 a tradition from a ritual from way back when they 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:34.120 had peasants dressing people that we still decide we we 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.559 we Yeah, why did they change it then? When when 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.559 you know, when they freed the peasants and the slaves 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:40.920 and everyone just like and like, you know, you know what, 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:44.000 as a big fuck you, We're moving the zipper to 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.719 the other side where it belongs. Right. And if if 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:50.000 if Toyota has to make cars for most of the 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.959 world with the steering wheel on the left, and has 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:56.080 to make special cars for parts of Europe um you know, British, 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:59.679 uh Land and Holdings, then then I have to make 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.319 a step recall with the lightning driver's wheel on the right. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:06.400 Then Dior should make American jackets with the zipper on 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:10.720 the right. They just because they they want to be like, 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:12.319 you know, because there's still people who go, oh, the 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:19.840 zippers on the very europeanloholola bla, bla bla. I did 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.680 not tell you my second gift from my wife. What 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:29.480 would that be, David Brodie? I got the hoodie? Oh ship, 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:35.679 you got got the hoodie? Final looks good on me? Really? Yeah? Okay, 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.840 why don't you why don't you elaborate? Well, okay, the 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:40.680 hoodie from a few weeks ago that I told you 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:45.360 in Bloomingdale's was like a light purple lavender malve kind 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:47.160 of and I said it was like a couple of 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:52.480 hundred dollars anyway, I would never have bought it for myself. Yeah, 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.520 but I told you it was like butter huh. It 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.840 looked great on me. For me, it was after dropping 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:02.040 much many hints. Well, I tried it on in front 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:03.520 of us. She saw the look on my face when 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.640 I was like, oh my god, if that wasn't she 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:08.000 said it. She looked at it and she's like, oh 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:09.559 my god, you look great in that. You should get it. 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:11.560 And I said, this is why I'm back in October, 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.400 end of October, maybe only November, and I said, she, well, 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.839 maybe they'll go on sale. I said, all right, well, 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.480 maybe goes on sale, you know whatever, but I'm not 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:23.880 gonna what's it gonna go on sale to? Still whatever? Well, 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:25.200 I got it. So I got a jacket in the 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:27.960 hoodie and I'm I'm definitely gonna wear the hoodie on 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.280 our trip. Jacket probably not because we're going on a cruise. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.080 I don't need to Jack. That's so cool though, she 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.880 actually was, well, she she picked up on it. You know, 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:38.400 my girlfriend has to email me directly and say what 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:42.520 she wants. Uh, Janet Janet Jackson is coming to town 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:47.160 in May, and she's like, hey, if you're any chance 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:50.000 struggling on what to get me, Um, I do? I 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:53.760 do want to see Janet Jackson at the garden. Very nice, Okay, 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.040 but the thing is to me, that's a birthday present 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.120 because her birthday is in May. So I'm like, you 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:02.640 know what, I'm gonna hold off on that. I'm concert 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.480 it's in May, it's after her birthday, so okay, but 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.120 you're gonna get the tickets now and not give them 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.480 to her? No, no, no, no, no no, I'm gonna 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:13.120 get them. She's I already told it was transparent with her. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.520 I said, you know what, I just can't give you 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:20.000 a Christmas present that is really that that is after 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.800 your birthday. I would rather just it's close to your birthday. 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.440 So I'm gonna give you that as your birthday gift. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.600 So then I that wait a minute, wait a minute, 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:32.040 wait a minute. The concerts in May birthdays around her time. Yes, 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.160 so you told her, I'm getting you the tickets. I'm 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.400 just not going to hand them to you getting them. 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:38.520 I'm going to but I'm going to purchase them for 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:42.280 her birthday. That's a birthday gift, because it's too nice 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:46.320 to give for Christmas. No, just because it's more appropriate, 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.320 because it will be She'll be in birthday mode. Then 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:52.080 she's not gonna leave back and be like December. It's 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.640 a great Christmas present if you buy them in December. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.600 And I'm not saying you're not gonna call the record 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.320 label and ask for tickets. No, no, no no, no no no, 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:01.440 I actually gonna buy you buying them. I know, right, 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.240 because we don't have connection. Janet's huge, Uh. If you 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:07.200 buy the tickets now and you tell her you're buying 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.960 them now. That seems weird that you're not going to 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:12.520 give them her till her birthday. He brought them now, 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:17.120 and she knows it. He already has them. She already 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.320 knows she's going So whether you use it as a 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:23.040 hanakah president, I keep saying, hannak I'm sorry, I'm josh uh. 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:24.760 If you give them to as a Christmas present or 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:28.440 a birthday present. Either way, she already knows she's getting them. 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:33.040 So you're saying just now, yeah, but then you have 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:36.720 no surprise left. The problem with that is yes, now, 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:38.880 now when her birthday comes, I'm gonna be empty handed. 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:40.920 I'll be like remember back in December when I handed 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.000 you your birthday gift. That's why I feel like I 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:44.720 need to wait. I'm saying, give them to her now 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:47.680 as a Christmas present unless you have something better for Christmas. 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:51.520 That's Christmas Eve. Well, I WoT a few things for 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:53.760 Christmas because I can tell you what to buy your girlfriend. 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:59.360 I always know what you really want. That Nope, nope, nope, nope. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.440 Now I know. Do you know that David follow her 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:06.680 on Instagram? Your girlfriend is a vague posting him dropping 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:12.320 uh passive aggressive instagrammer. Really so, so you've seen some 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:17.280 things on her Instagram? Oh yeah, she makes comments about 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.879 her friends having things that I know she wants really 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:24.280 or she'll say, oh my friend got this lovely? Really, 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:26.560 stuff like that your favor. When we're done with this, 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:29.399 can you share some of that with me, because you know, 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:34.040 maybe i'll tap that that well, I mean that well 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:38.640 of knowledge. I love giving presents rather than getting presents. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.520 In fact, the very generous you spent the whole data. Well, 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:45.400 that's because takers may eat better, but givers sleep better. 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:49.160 You believe the greatest. Don't gloss over that comment. Don't 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:53.960 gloss over that comment. Takers may eat better, but givers 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:58.600 sleep better. So they're but you always eat better. I 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:02.040 do both. I don't know how okay, speaking of you 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.040 eating scary and I want to get back to the 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.080 gift thing, but I like, I'll always like a good segue. 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:14.040 I got this from j J Jesse Underscore. Who knows 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.080 if that's her birth year or not. I'm probably it's 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:20.040 not my business to say. She sent me a screenshot. 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:23.439 It says high Brody. As soon as I saw this, 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:26.400 I immediately thought of scary. I'll tell you what she said, 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:28.240 she thought you were doing. She would love the podcast. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:32.359 So it's a it's a it's an article, it's a fact. 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:36.920 So I guess it's a fact. Instagram account fewer than 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:40.520 one percent of men possessed the flexibility to perform oral 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:42.879 sex on themselves to what she wrote. As soon as 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:44.760 I saw this, I immediately thought of scary trying to 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:47.159 ask his own date. So the odds you are in 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:49.320 the one percent? Is that the one percent? Bernie sand 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:52.199 is always talking about the one percent, you know, he's 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:57.120 always talking about It's really sad that this is. Uh. Yeah, 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:59.720 I didn't realize the odds were stacked against me. Otherwise 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:03.520 I would never have tried. That was embarrassing. Chance you're 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:05.520 not gonna be able to do it? Yeah, I never 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:09.440 tried again. Yeah, I know I'm not on top one flexible, 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:11.719 So I'm not even gonna try. When I congrat when 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:13.359 I can touch my toes, I'll even think about it. 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.520 But at this point, you know I can't do it. 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:19.360 Can't do it. So back back to uh, to your 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:22.400 your girlfriend, you know what together, you always do right 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:26.120 by her. She's always very lucky to have your gift giver. 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:31.320 I think I pulled another one out. Yes, uh, okay, 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:33.840 you said the gift of giving is is the best 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:37.320 gift of all right, you enjoy giving gifts. Well, my 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:39.040 gift to you is to allow you to buy me 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:43.160 a gift then a stake dinner. No that you owe 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:46.320 me already. I think you should buy me something as 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:49.080 your co host and long time companion and friend. And 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.800 this way you will feel that joy of giving me 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:54.160 a gift. So if I if I bought you a stake, 0:19:54.200 --> 0:19:57.640 didn't though on Christmas, that doesn't Christmas present. No, you'd 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:03.320 still owe me. I still owe you a steak. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:04.520 if you bought you took me out to a steak 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.199 dinner on Christmas. But I'm like, but I'm saying, no, 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.360 this is the this is me owing you the steak 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:11.840 dinner and I'm paying you back. Then I don't get 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:16.040 a Christmas present. I don't know, it's been a long time. 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:18.080 I'm out around for Christmas, all right, but you know what, 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:22.560 I'll be home for Christmas. Yeah, I'll also be home 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:25.440 for New Year's Eve. Well not home home, but I'll 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:27.440 be in town. You know, this is the year I'm 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:32.399 going to that big New Year's Eve wedding. Oh no, 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:35.040 this is not the wedding of the of the uh 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:39.120 person out of nowhere that invited you to a wedding. No, no, 0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:41.919 this is not that. That is a different wedding. In fact, 0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:44.919 uh that wedding. I don't know if I'm gonna be 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:49.520 going to this wedding. Here is someone who I work with, 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:53.520 and um, I'll be there, and you know my girlfriend 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:58.320 and I think Garrett and his wife. And I have 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:04.120 to tell you, this is my of all the holidays, yes, yeah, 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:06.440 of all the holiday I was, I wasn't invited listeners, 0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:11.119 I wasn't invited. Of all the major holidays, I think 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:14.280 the best one to have a wedding or to invite 0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:16.320 people to a wedding is New Year's Eve. And here's 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:19.120 why if I've recovered this, but I'll be very brief 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:21.560 about it. What do you like to do New Year's Eve? 0:21:22.080 --> 0:21:24.600 You like to go out, You like to well, in general, 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:27.399 you like I don't know. You like to eat, get dressed, 0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:30.600