WEBVTT - Why should you never scare a vulture?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to you stuff you should know from house stuff

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<v Speaker 1>Works dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Clark. There's Charles W Chuck Bryant. We both look

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<v Speaker 1>like we're in some sort of fight club because our

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<v Speaker 1>hair is equally short. Things. Yeah, I got the summer

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<v Speaker 1>buzz cut. Let's see your finger nails. You keep him

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<v Speaker 1>trim while I chew the nails, you know. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got my trimp too. Okay. Is that one of the

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<v Speaker 1>rules of fight club. I didn't know that when I

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<v Speaker 1>was scratching. It wasn't a rule, it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the reasons to keep your finger nails trimmed

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<v Speaker 1>in your hair cut. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bring back. I saw Gangs of New York the

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<v Speaker 1>other day again, the fish hook when the guy fish

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<v Speaker 1>hooks the dude. That's a classic move in like old

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<v Speaker 1>school fighting. Yeah, Like you put your fisticuffs up and

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<v Speaker 1>then if you get ahold of a guy, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give him the fish hook. You're bringing that back, huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing back the tractice on me and I even

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<v Speaker 1>practiced on myself a little bit because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>is that really an effective move and it hurts and yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it hurts me right now, just trying to I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bring back vertically striped pants. Okay, okay and official qu um, So,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing. It's been a little while. Uh No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been what three or four days? In the magic

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<v Speaker 1>of podcast releases, we're right on schedule. Okay. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a story for you. It's tragic, but it's interesting and

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<v Speaker 1>it relates to what we're talking about, like any good

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<v Speaker 1>intro ship. So uh. In April April two, a woman

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<v Speaker 1>was she was hiking through the Pyrenees in France with

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of friends and she lost her footing and

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<v Speaker 1>she fell about three d to her death obviously, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>of course her friends were like, oh my god. They

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<v Speaker 1>probably said something like soccer blue or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and contacted the authorities, and the authorities got out there

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<v Speaker 1>pretty quick. Within forty five minutes, they located and reached

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<v Speaker 1>her dead body. But what they found was nothing but

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<v Speaker 1>her bones and her tattered clothing and shoes for five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Within forty five minutes, the local griffin vultures had picked

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<v Speaker 1>the woman clean. She went from being alive to forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes later being a skeleton, and as gruesome as

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<v Speaker 1>that is, it's actually a really good sign if you

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<v Speaker 1>are pulling for healthy vulture populations. Yeah, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>what that actually dispels a myth right off the bat

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<v Speaker 1>vultures actually prefer fresh meat. Yeah, they don't necessarily like

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<v Speaker 1>rotten flesh, but they will eat rotten flesh. But they

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<v Speaker 1>prefer fresh meat of a dead carcas though. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why there were so many vultures, why they

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<v Speaker 1>were able to pick this woman clean, is because there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of griffin vultures in France. And the reason

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot, and the reason that they're hungry is

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<v Speaker 1>because the French government says you can't shoot these vultures,

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<v Speaker 1>leave them alone. And also farmers burn your dead livestock.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have a bunch of vultures that are protected

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<v Speaker 1>from humans, which is their number one predator, who are

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<v Speaker 1>hungry because their food supplies being burned by said humans.

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<v Speaker 1>So when an unlucky humans slips and losers are footing

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<v Speaker 1>in the Pyrenees, the vultures pick dead body cleaning forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes. That's pretty quick. Now, follow me chuck over

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<v Speaker 1>to Nepal. The Himalayas very nice. Back in the mountains,

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Did you I got my magic carpet clean?

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<v Speaker 1>It is very nice. It smells like a new car.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a new car sent spread on it, a

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<v Speaker 1>coconut new car. Um. So in the Himalayas, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>two different groups of the Zoroasters and the Tibetan Buddhists. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and they hate each other. They are into sky burials,

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<v Speaker 1>remember those, Okay, So you want to refresh everybody with

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<v Speaker 1>sky burialists. Yeah. Sky burial Uh. It's basically when you

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<v Speaker 1>you leave your loved one's body out in a field

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<v Speaker 1>for the vultures to pick clean. Right, And Zoroasters and

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<v Speaker 1>Buddhists both believe that you shouldn't just bury a dead body,

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't crement a dead body of pollutes the earth. So

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<v Speaker 1>you give it to the vultures, which are kind of

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<v Speaker 1>these spiritual beings in both religions, and they poop in

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<v Speaker 1>that polluts the earth. The problem. The problem is is

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<v Speaker 1>there are so few vultures in the Himalayas these days

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<v Speaker 1>that they can't take care of the dead bodies that

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<v Speaker 1>they put out there. So the Zoroasters and Buddhists are

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<v Speaker 1>having to like ship them out of the country really,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're not even able to perform sky burials. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they do, but I mean it's not they're not fulfilled

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<v Speaker 1>because there's not enough vultures. The reason why there's not

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<v Speaker 1>enough fulters, we found out in two thousand six is

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<v Speaker 1>because of an non steroidal anti inflammatory drug called uh DI. Nice. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and there are twenty three species total worldwide. Vulture on

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<v Speaker 1>every continent but Australia and Antarctica, which I was surprised

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia, man, that's like, I bet they would have

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<v Speaker 1>a ball out there, you know, vulture central. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just wide open territory and dead bodies everywhere, especially if

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<v Speaker 1>Nick Cave has anything exactly and uh sadly fourteen of

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<v Speaker 1>those species are endangered or threatened at this point. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And the dike Lofak is a big culprit. It's um

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<v Speaker 1>ranchers used it too on their cattle and then the

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<v Speaker 1>vultures would eat and just like from one eating of

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<v Speaker 1>dead cows, would you know kill the vultures. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>gave him a kidney failure. Yeah, And like the vultures

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<v Speaker 1>would be on their perches and just fall over dead,

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<v Speaker 1>and it wiped out three different species of vultures. Eastern

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<v Speaker 1>Old World vultures of the three species were just wiped out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got ninety nine. Actually, Um, the good news is

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<v Speaker 1>is they ban it in two thousand six in India,

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<v Speaker 1>and in two thousand and twelve it actually the population

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<v Speaker 1>increased for the first time in many, many many years,

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<v Speaker 1>So they're slightly on the uptick in that area of

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<v Speaker 1>the world at least. But it was a huge like

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<v Speaker 1>mystery of what was going on, you know, what was

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<v Speaker 1>killing the vultures, And luckily for these vultures, their populations

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<v Speaker 1>were dwindling in India. Indians very much prize the vulture

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<v Speaker 1>as like a necessary creature to create, I guess, or

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<v Speaker 1>promote sanitary conditions in nature. Yeah. Well, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 1>if they're eating the sick animals, then the sick animal

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<v Speaker 1>bacteria isn't going to get into the ground and leach

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<v Speaker 1>into the water. And if there are no vultures around

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<v Speaker 1>there potentially could be like spikes and disease and things.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're actually really necessary, they really are. Not only

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<v Speaker 1>are there spikes and disease. Um, vultures kind of take

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<v Speaker 1>it for the team. The team being the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the earth. They step in and they interseed. Like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>like if if there's a cow with some with antwers

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<v Speaker 1>or something, a vulture eats the carcass. But the vultures

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<v Speaker 1>digestive system is tuned to this acidity level that will

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<v Speaker 1>kill most, if not all, of whatever disease that cattle had,

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<v Speaker 1>and so it breaks the chain of infectious diseases. And

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<v Speaker 1>so you think of vultures is like these very dirty animals,

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<v Speaker 1>but they actually are performing this really specific and important

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<v Speaker 1>ecological service to the rest of the world. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get to some more like vultures are clean facts

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<v Speaker 1>and which don't necessarily sound like like vultures are clean. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll tell you we don't want to. Yeah, they're cleaner

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<v Speaker 1>than you think exactly. That's a good way to say.

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<v Speaker 1>And also you were saying like they if the vultures

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<v Speaker 1>aren't around, disease cannot break. Not only that there, the

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<v Speaker 1>service that they perform is so vital it is it's

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<v Speaker 1>a service to an extent, like they're basically nature's up crew,

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<v Speaker 1>and they do it by eating rotting flesh, and they

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<v Speaker 1>do it really quick like in sky burials before the

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<v Speaker 1>decimation of the um of the Eastern species, the Indian

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<v Speaker 1>species um. They could take care of a dead body

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<v Speaker 1>in like thirty minutes. Thirty minutes. There's no other species

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<v Speaker 1>that can do that, and so this service, it is

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<v Speaker 1>a service that they provide vultures in. It makes so

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<v Speaker 1>much sense evolutionarily speaking, that the Old World species, right

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<v Speaker 1>that are in the Eastern hemisphere and the New World

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<v Speaker 1>species that are in the Western hemisphere are not related.

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<v Speaker 1>They co evolved two of the same thing, evolved from

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<v Speaker 1>two different groups of animals. They're not related. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost like nature is like, yeah, this is never gonna

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<v Speaker 1>happen with these birds are never gonna spread, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna need him over here, so let's just have everything

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<v Speaker 1>evolved into vultures. Vultus came up separately on two different

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<v Speaker 1>sizes of the world. That's how important. They are. Very important.

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<v Speaker 1>The Old World vultures which are Eastern Hemisphere, like we

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<v Speaker 1>just said, they're twelve species of those and they are

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<v Speaker 1>related to hawks and eagles. They they nest with sticks

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<v Speaker 1>and things like you might see a vulture nest like

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<v Speaker 1>sticking out on a log, sticking out from a cliff,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's a cartoon or something. That's how I imagine

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<v Speaker 1>it Western hemisphere of a here is where we have

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<v Speaker 1>the New World ones, very progressive vultures. They don't build

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<v Speaker 1>nest and they're just like, we're not into that because

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<v Speaker 1>we're we We like mid century modern digs and like

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<v Speaker 1>the California condor especially. Yeah, and you know the condor

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<v Speaker 1>is uh his rebounding to talk about in danger. They

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<v Speaker 1>dip to a low of twenty five and the nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighties and now as there are four hundred and five,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're pretty awesome. They're wingspans get to be like

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<v Speaker 1>nine ft across. Yeah, I think that it's not the

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<v Speaker 1>California condor, but gets one in Africa can get as

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<v Speaker 1>high as a leaven, as white as a lemon. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a big bird, man. Yeah, it's huge, Like the bird

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<v Speaker 1>could take you down. Yeah. And I think people don't

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<v Speaker 1>like vultures because hey, they feed on carrion and it's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of gross. People think another myth that they circle

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<v Speaker 1>dying animals, just waiting for them to die. It's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>But because they circle, and because like a California condor

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<v Speaker 1>can circle up to like fifteen thousand feet that's amazing

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<v Speaker 1>it is. But they smell these things, right, It depends

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<v Speaker 1>they have either really great site, really great smell, or both.

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<v Speaker 1>So in North America Turkey vultures have incredible sense of smell.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are New World species and they're unrelated to

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<v Speaker 1>Old World species, so it can go either way, but

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<v Speaker 1>typically to either their site or their smell. That's really

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<v Speaker 1>really great. Yeah. I like the ones that are that

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<v Speaker 1>look like they're wearing feather boas they are completely naked

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<v Speaker 1>on the neck and head and then just have the

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<v Speaker 1>big puffy black feathers around the neck. Well, let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that. Why Why are vultures featherless on the head? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Hygiene because they're sticking those heads and necks into carrying

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<v Speaker 1>and rotted flesh. And it's actually just you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a nature's way of saying, I don't want your your feathers,

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<v Speaker 1>your nice feathers to get covered with blood and guts,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's actually sanitary. Um. They don't sing either. That's

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<v Speaker 1>another reason vultures get a bad rap. There's no like

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<v Speaker 1>vulture song like other people do, like singing birds, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Vulters grunt and hiss apparently are like the two sounds

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<v Speaker 1>they make, and that's not gonna get you very far

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<v Speaker 1>if you're covered, if you're bald, wearing a feather, boa

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<v Speaker 1>grunting and hissing, and you're covered in like blood and guts,

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<v Speaker 1>people aren't gonna be like, what a nice bird. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not, and it's not just people to like. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>animals kind of vultures are like on the outskirts of

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<v Speaker 1>all organisms, Like they have no natural predators, um any predators.

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<v Speaker 1>Predators they do have are like egg hunting predate predators.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't go after the vulture, they go after the

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<v Speaker 1>eggs and the like. You will once in a while

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<v Speaker 1>in times of extreme famine and hardship find like a

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<v Speaker 1>big cat attacking a vulture, but for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>everything just leaves vultures alone. Humans, bobcats, everybody just wants

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<v Speaker 1>vultures discuss to stay over there and eat your rotting, fleshy,

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting things. Yeah, and there they're considered birds of prey,

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<v Speaker 1>even though they rarely feed on live animals, even though

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<v Speaker 1>they will if they get hungry enough they will. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they apparently in France, where you can't kill a vulture

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<v Speaker 1>and you have to burn your lives style attacking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're taking away live animals, and that's specific to Old

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<v Speaker 1>world vultures. They have a grasping foot so they can

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<v Speaker 1>carry away things like babies. Like you said, a New

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<v Speaker 1>world vultures are more like chickens and they can run,

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<v Speaker 1>but they can't grasp. Yeah, and I don't even think

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<v Speaker 1>the ones with the grasping feet are like they're still

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<v Speaker 1>not meant to grasp that much, right, Like from what

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<v Speaker 1>I read the talents even on the ones that are

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<v Speaker 1>able to do so, it's not like an eagle or

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<v Speaker 1>or a barn owl or anything. They can like snatch

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<v Speaker 1>your cat off your back deck. Um, So no feathers

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<v Speaker 1>on the head or neck. It's sanitary. And believe it

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<v Speaker 1>or not, what's the other thing that makes them sanitary?

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<v Speaker 1>The urinate on themselves. What Yeah, it's they pee on

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<v Speaker 1>their own feet. Yeah, they pee on their feet and

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<v Speaker 1>legs and it kills bacteria. It keeps them cool like

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<v Speaker 1>our sweat does. Yeah, because that the digestive system that

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<v Speaker 1>has such a high acidity is transferred to their urine.

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<v Speaker 1>And when they pee on their feet, they're basically cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>off all of the nasty bacteria that got on their

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<v Speaker 1>feet from crawling around the inside of a zebra or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm proud of you for saying urinate and urine. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>you know what a group of vultures is called? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>I love those questions. It's always like, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>a crow, I know what a group of crows coming?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone knows it. What is that a murder? I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know everybody knew that. Apparently vulters have a lot of names.

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<v Speaker 1>They can be. A group is usually called a committee,

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<v Speaker 1>which they're like we said, they're a necessary service. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's a committee, a venue, or a volt. And then

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<v Speaker 1>when sounds familiar, the vaulted vultures, when they're in flight,

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<v Speaker 1>they're known as a kettle, which I thought was interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>And when they're feeding a group is known as a wake.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you jump your Yeah probably so thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>going off in the woods and doing your thing. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess we should get to vulture vomit as

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<v Speaker 1>if we weren't grossed out enough by eating dead flesh

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<v Speaker 1>and in yourself. Yeah, because you're saying, like, they they

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<v Speaker 1>don't sing, they p on themselves. They they feed on

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<v Speaker 1>dead animals, eat your dead relative. They one other thing

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<v Speaker 1>that vultures are very much noted for is vomiting in

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<v Speaker 1>times of stress, and they're freaked out when they feel

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<v Speaker 1>like they're being preyed upon, when they're startled vull. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll throw up. It's called defensive vomiting. No, hold hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on. I think now it's a good time for

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<v Speaker 1>a little message break, okay, and then we'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>defensive vomiting. I promise, m hm. Back to vomit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When they when they throw up, they can get away

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<v Speaker 1>a lot quicker. Yeah, Like I just ate four pounds

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<v Speaker 1>of cat meat and I just puped it up so

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<v Speaker 1>I can fly out of here quickly, exactly. So that's one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one reason that avian biologists think that they throw

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<v Speaker 1>up defensively. The other one is this it's a decoy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a present to their predator, like don't eat me,

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<v Speaker 1>eat this. Yeah, And a lot of predators, more often

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<v Speaker 1>than not, we'll eat whatever they vomited back up because

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<v Speaker 1>it's not always like digested flesh. It can be something

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<v Speaker 1>like a big bite of meat that they just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>showed um very recently because that's how they feed their

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<v Speaker 1>little baby vulture. So it's it's regurgitation like many birds do.

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<v Speaker 1>So it may not be so different for an eagle

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<v Speaker 1>to swoop down and say like, hey, that cat meat

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<v Speaker 1>looks like it's just you just vomited it up and

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<v Speaker 1>you just ate it. So what's the big deal? Right,

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<v Speaker 1>And eagles actually do. Bald eagles specifically love to eat

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<v Speaker 1>vulture vomit, which is weird because think about this, like,

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<v Speaker 1>the bald eagle is a revered animal, but it's not bald.

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<v Speaker 1>The vulture is, and that it eats vulture vomit. Vultures

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<v Speaker 1>do the vomiting. Yeah, it's like turning everything just on

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<v Speaker 1>its head. You're anti American. Uh So the other cool

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<v Speaker 1>thing I guess you might say about vulture vomit is

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually a defense in that it's highly acidic. Like

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking pH levels between one and two, which is

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<v Speaker 1>more than gastric and hydrochloric acid in our own stomach

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<v Speaker 1>and more corrosive than acid rain. So like that's some

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<v Speaker 1>acidic vomit. Yeah, I mean it's more crosive than acid rain.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, um, if you if you, I guess poured

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<v Speaker 1>acid rain on something, though, you'd be like, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>this will eventually do something to you. Maybe this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is if you're a statue, this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>harm you in thirty years. Well we're talking pH levels. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember acid rain kills fish in the acid Rain

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<v Speaker 1>podcast we did so. Yeah. I guess if a fish

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<v Speaker 1>comes up and scares the vulture, it's in trouble. Or

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<v Speaker 1>if you bought a goldfish and you filled up your

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<v Speaker 1>little goldfish ball with acid rain, it might probably it's

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<v Speaker 1>not good, or vulture vomit, the fish is in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>The point is it's highly acidic, and even more so

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<v Speaker 1>than other birds of preying and carnivorous birds. So like

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<v Speaker 1>the vultures kick it up a notch. So, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's how the vulture doesn't die from eating bacteria that

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<v Speaker 1>would probably kill other animals. So chuck. That's also there,

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<v Speaker 1>um there. Digestive juices are how they avoid getting sick

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<v Speaker 1>eating things that would like kill you or me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>See that's a good point because I think people probably

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<v Speaker 1>wonder how can they eat all this like rancid disease

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<v Speaker 1>and bacteria rotted flesh. That's how the pH of their

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<v Speaker 1>stomach most things can't survive. Although they aren't perfect killing

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<v Speaker 1>microbe killing machines. You can't find traces of, say like

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<v Speaker 1>antrax spores in their stool after they eat infected meat.

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<v Speaker 1>But for the most part, the fact that vultures eat

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<v Speaker 1>things that may contain disease, have the ability to contain

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<v Speaker 1>that disease, and are naturally reviled by pretty much everything

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<v Speaker 1>else under the sun, and stay away from everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>They are really great at breaking the chain of infectious

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<v Speaker 1>disease in nature. Yeah, and endangered and threatened. So like

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<v Speaker 1>nice kind of vultures. I would encourage vultures. If you're listening,

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<v Speaker 1>learn a song or two. Wouldn't hurt you know, maybe, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to teach the world to sing that melts

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's head. Yeah, any carpenter standard, oh for sure. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And also it maybe like one Christmas song just with

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<v Speaker 1>the holidays. That's a great one. Uh. If you have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with vultures, still hear me. Now, vultures, in

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<v Speaker 1>the absence of a healthy vulture population, there are still

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<v Speaker 1>lots of rotting carcasses, more than there would be if

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<v Speaker 1>the vultures were around. And where there's rotting carcasses, there's

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<v Speaker 1>feral dog packs. And where there's feral dog packs. There's rabies,

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<v Speaker 1>and dogs don't stay away from humans like vultures to.

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<v Speaker 1>They attack humans. Rat populations blow up to when vultures

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<v Speaker 1>aren't around, So leave the vultures alone. Good point. I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more little bit bit for you. Um, they're

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<v Speaker 1>actually using vultures now in forensic Science in the Journal

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<v Speaker 1>of Forensic Science International, they took a body out um,

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<v Speaker 1>researcher Kathleen Katherine Spradley of Texas State University, San Marcos. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they have a body farm. Member. Yep, go Boco the

0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:10.399
<v Speaker 1>cat Poco, the bobcat. Um. And I actually had to

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<v Speaker 1>look that one up. Yeah. Um, they have a body farm,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, and they recently took a body dumped

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<v Speaker 1>it out there to see how long it would take

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<v Speaker 1>vultures to skeletonize it and distribute the remains. Because basically

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<v Speaker 1>their aim is to see how long it takes vultures

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<v Speaker 1>to discover a body, how long it takes the vultures

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<v Speaker 1>to skeletonize it, how far they will distribute the parts, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what they do and don't eat because essentially, when you

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<v Speaker 1>find a body in the woods, sometimes it can be

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<v Speaker 1>ravaged and you don't know like Why are there no

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<v Speaker 1>bite marks? Who ravaged this body? How long has this

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<v Speaker 1>body been here? Why are we finding body parts all

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<v Speaker 1>over the places? That's some kind of sick. Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>like tearing these bodies to pieces. So it's uh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a forensics studdy and um. They got a video camera

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<v Speaker 1>triggered by motion and it took thirty seven days actually

0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:10.080
<v Speaker 1>to be triggered, and thirty a thirty strong wake of

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<v Speaker 1>American black vultures took care of the body in five hours,

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<v Speaker 1>and both of those results surprised, like how long it

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<v Speaker 1>took them to get there and how long it took

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<v Speaker 1>him to skeletonize it, because it's like way longer than usual.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we said, yeah, well three can take care of

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<v Speaker 1>a body in like thirty minutes, so thirty and five

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<v Speaker 1>hours it's not too bad. Yeah, they thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>a little long. Um. And then they got a spatial

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<v Speaker 1>pattern of the discarded body parts snapped it with the

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<v Speaker 1>GPS over fifteen weeks, and they're hoping that this pattern

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<v Speaker 1>like aids you know, forensics in the future. How far

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<v Speaker 1>has it gone? Do they say? No? They didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>pretty interesting though, Yeah, that's very interesting. Forensics vultures saving

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<v Speaker 1>people from being unfairly accused of being a grizzly serial killer. Exactly. Um. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>one last thing, if you are interest did and probably

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<v Speaker 1>are flushed with cash, you can go paragliding with vultures

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<v Speaker 1>in the Himalayas. There's a man who's trained vultures. So

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<v Speaker 1>you go flying on you know, a para sale. You

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<v Speaker 1>fly attached to a vulture. No, you fly attached to

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<v Speaker 1>the dude who trained the vultures in a ParaSail, and

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<v Speaker 1>the vultures like hang around. Yeah, they fly around you.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, it's like swimming with dolphins, but like five

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<v Speaker 1>thousand feet in the air, and they will eat buffalo

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<v Speaker 1>meat out of your hand, Like they land on your

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<v Speaker 1>arm and eat and then like fly around and they're

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<v Speaker 1>like thank you. One of them's name is Kevin the vulture.

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<v Speaker 1>Really well, they let you paraglide with buffalo meat dangling

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<v Speaker 1>from your ankles. Maybe probably man, this is I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. That's now on my bucket list on

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<v Speaker 1>the chucket list, the chucket list. Uh is that it? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's everything about vultures that we can find everybody. We

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<v Speaker 1>hope you enjoyed it. And uh, let's say, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to learn more about vultures, type vulture into the

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<v Speaker 1>search part. How stiff works out cam And since I

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<v Speaker 1>said that, it means it's time for a message break.

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<v Speaker 1>And how about some listener mail. Huh yeah, this one

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<v Speaker 1>is sort of long now that I'm looking at it.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh wait, wait before we do that, can I

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<v Speaker 1>plug somebody? Okay, so, um, we are not sure. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we did plug this guy before we're plugging

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<v Speaker 1>them again. Ok. Yeah, what's the hard exactly. Thomas Trask

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<v Speaker 1>was one of the finalists in our Halloween horror fiction

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<v Speaker 1>contests that we held last year, right, and we said,

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who made it in the Sweet sixteen, or actually

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<v Speaker 1>I think anybody who entered UM. If you want on

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<v Speaker 1>to publish anything, let us know and we will plug.

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<v Speaker 1>So Thomas Trask did just that. He wrote a book

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<v Speaker 1>called Prism. It's a sci fi fantasy UM and it's

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<v Speaker 1>on Amazon and you can buy it as paperback or kindle.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's Thomas Trask with Prism. And uh, it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sweet because he wrote one of my favorite UM stories,

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<v Speaker 1>Quantum Suicide of Alice Walker. Yeah, that was a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>It was mine. Bending I would strongly recommend anything. Trask

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<v Speaker 1>rights frankly. Okay, now, uh it's time for some listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Now how about that? Yeah, this is an oldie. It's

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<v Speaker 1>about tipping, but it's a pretty good tipping story. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bartender in Vancouver. Did you read this one? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just every time I go into a coffee place

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<v Speaker 1>now and I don't tip them, I'm like, I, do

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<v Speaker 1>you listen to the podcast? Um? All right, guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>was working for an upstale cocktail cocktail bar in downtown Vancouver.

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<v Speaker 1>Great relaxing, cool atmosphere. Three dudes walk in Friday nights

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<v Speaker 1>at the bar, and uh, we're part of the bachelor party.

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<v Speaker 1>Being a bartender, I'm pretty used to this, and I

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<v Speaker 1>realized there could be a lot of money made if

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<v Speaker 1>I take care of these guys. Uh. To confirm it,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the three guys did one of these numbers

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<v Speaker 1>where he says, we're gonna be here having fun this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take care of you if you give us

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<v Speaker 1>some special attention. You know that guy? So I went

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<v Speaker 1>and put buffalo meat on my ankles. Uh. They ordered

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<v Speaker 1>cocktails and beers ordered in rounds. I made sure I

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<v Speaker 1>knew their orders, their names, and gave them new drinks

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<v Speaker 1>when they were getting low. Basically gave them really good attention.

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<v Speaker 1>Needless to say, it was great service. At the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the night, after all the shots and drinks, bill

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<v Speaker 1>was about eight hundred bucks. The very same guy he

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<v Speaker 1>told me I'd be taken care of, paid with this

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<v Speaker 1>credit card full, handed me a bill hold and inside

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<v Speaker 1>was a nickel five cents. Saturday night comes around nine pm,

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<v Speaker 1>same guys roll in. I thought about what happened the

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<v Speaker 1>night before and decided to be a good person, be

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<v Speaker 1>the better man, and greeted them by name and the smile,

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<v Speaker 1>brought out their usual drinks, acted like everything was normal,

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<v Speaker 1>even though I was being eaten alive inside. By the

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<v Speaker 1>time their bill came, it was even more than the

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<v Speaker 1>night before. Tonight another nickel, So that's ten cents on

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<v Speaker 1>sevent bucks. Sunday night rolls around. What do you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the philanthropist roll in still aggravated. I was firmed that

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<v Speaker 1>I would be the better person still and act like

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't affect me. Oh yeah, man, I would be

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<v Speaker 1>spitting and so many drinks. Even if it was despite them,

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<v Speaker 1>I was still gonna be nice drinks for shaking Beer's

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<v Speaker 1>report around eight hundred bucks. Again another nickel. Monday comes around.

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<v Speaker 1>The same guy comes in, UH on the day shift

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<v Speaker 1>and UH, thinking that they're starting early, asked if he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted there as usual. He said no, he was alone,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be long. He sat down, pulled out an envelope,

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<v Speaker 1>put it on the bar. He told me really wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to give his friend a great bachelor party and had

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<v Speaker 1>heard great things about the bar. He'd never met someone

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<v Speaker 1>more professional and welcoming, even when they made nothing out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. He told me that he has gone to

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<v Speaker 1>a few bars and done this in the past, and Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it got to the point at some places where they

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even serve them on the second night. Yet I

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<v Speaker 1>acted like nothing had ever happened. He really appreciated this,

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<v Speaker 1>thank me, and pointed at the envelope. Envelope so it

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<v Speaker 1>was for me, and walked out. Almost didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>open it, but I'm thinking it would be another nickel.

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<v Speaker 1>Inside was two thousand dollars. I couldn't believe it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was ready to kill these people all weekend, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just made two grand for keeping my cool. And that

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<v Speaker 1>man was don cheatle or family man. I figured you

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<v Speaker 1>might find it interesting. And that is Brett from Vancouver.

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<v Speaker 1>He still has the nickels, And I say, good for

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<v Speaker 1>you too, grand Tip. And I also say, what a

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<v Speaker 1>jerk to put this guy through this as some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like twisted test of how nice a bartender can be. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's really like using the the man social power dynamic

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<v Speaker 1>between customer and nothing funny about it or fun about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're really done this before and people have treated

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<v Speaker 1>me like a jerk according like yeah, and he's really

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<v Speaker 1>risking having things put in his drink too, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't get it. So I would go walk in

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<v Speaker 1>and say on day one this two grand is yours

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the weekend, if you take care

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<v Speaker 1>of us, yeah, like do the opposite, yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>definitely yeah, or just tip like a normal person. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you can just do that and don't play games. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>every time? All right, Yeah, that's a funch of things. Story.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good's a good um. Good for you. What

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<v Speaker 1>was the name of Brett from Vancouver? Way to go Brett, um.

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