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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Jay's Bar. This is Jay. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: How can you help me? You can help me by

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Speaker 1: getting somebody on the phone that I can talk to

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Speaker 1: who is in charge over there, because I have a

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Speaker 1: huge complaint.

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Speaker 3: Oh all right, Well you are talking to the owner,

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Speaker 3: proprietor operator.

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Speaker 2: You are talking to the guy. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Can you do me a favorite? Can you please

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Speaker 1: put on the owner or a manager.

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Speaker 2: I don't appreciate that. Like I said, you are talking

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Speaker 2: to key.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm going to report this conversation to your

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Speaker 1: manager when I finally get them on as well.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I am the owner and operator.

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Speaker 2: There is no manager but myself.

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Speaker 3: So whatever your complaint is, hurry up and lodge it

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Speaker 3: so we can move on with our day.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So you mean to tell me that the owner

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Speaker 1: of the bar that just opened by the way in

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Speaker 1: my neighborhood, you're answering the phones as well.

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Speaker 2: I am on this day, cowboy?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Did you just call me a cowboy?

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Speaker 2: I did? Are you hard of hearing?

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Speaker 1: I am not, But I do have a complaint, and

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Speaker 1: I am a customer while I was a customer there

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Speaker 1: the other night.

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Speaker 2: Aha, what is the complaint?

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Speaker 1: My complaint is that you and your establishment owes me

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Speaker 1: eight hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 3: And why is that?

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Speaker 1: Because the service was very good, by the way, very

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Speaker 1: almost too good. Actually not almost too good, it was

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Speaker 1: completely too good. My problem is they were too attentive,

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Speaker 1: and I would not have gotten so drunk if they

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Speaker 1: were a little less attentive. And because of that, after

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Speaker 1: I left your establishment, I ended up taking off my

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Speaker 1: pants in the middle of the street and creating quite

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Speaker 1: a scene, and I was arrested for he's an exposure.

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Speaker 1: I spent the night in the holding cell, and I

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Speaker 1: received a ticket and a fine for eight hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars of which you are entitled today.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you're saying it's my fault. You can't hold your

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Speaker 3: liquor and you took your pants off indecent exposure in public.

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Speaker 2: You're saying that's my.

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Speaker 1: Fault, yes one, And I can hold my liquor. I

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Speaker 1: did not puke or anything. I was just way too

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Speaker 1: tipsy after eating at your establishment, like I said, and

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Speaker 1: I would not have normally gone out and taken my

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Speaker 1: pants off at the middle of the street and started dancing

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Speaker 1: around like I was.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like you make poor choices and don't exercise

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Speaker 3: your free will correctly. So you know, lawyer up if

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Speaker 3: you want.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to do more than that, all right,

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Speaker 1: Find you asked for it, then you ask for it.

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Speaker 1: Prepare for the storm, my.

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Speaker 2: Friend, the storm? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What I mean is I met a bunch of new

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Speaker 1: friends that night when I was in the big house.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: Until I get my fine paid, me and my new

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Speaker 1: buddies are going to be protesting outside of your establishment

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Speaker 1: in business with a bunch of hardened felons protested outside, Sucker.

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Speaker 3: Look, dude, I've had enough for your If you want

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Speaker 3: to bring your drunk buddies hum jail over to protests,

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Speaker 3: that's fine. You'll be met with off duty firemen, off

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Speaker 3: duty cops and they will bash your faces in, So

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Speaker 3: good luck.

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Speaker 2: Bro. What's your name? I'm gonna write this down so

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Speaker 2: I remember it.

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Speaker 1: Please do write it down and remember it, sucker, My

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Speaker 1: name is Pete p E t E. Say it loud

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Speaker 1: and proud, eakins e e E k I n.

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Speaker 2: S pet E ken.

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Speaker 1: Yes, remember that name, sucker, Who the who the is this?

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Speaker 2: Nobody's name p Dkin's shut the who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Peedekins Low Pedikins.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna trace this now.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your girl friend Melissa set

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Speaker 1: you up. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, she said her creative But like.

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Speaker 1: She said, you just opened a bar and she wanted

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Speaker 1: to say congratulations on the grand opening the other day.

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Speaker 3: Oh, thank yeah, this is the hell of a way

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Speaker 3: to say congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,