WEBVTT - Rush Limbaugh Nov 13, 2020

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<v Speaker 1>My friends. Scientists are beside themselves with joy. They have

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally created a mutant enzyme that eats plastic bottles. A

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago, scientists discovered the enzyme at a

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<v Speaker 1>Japanese waste dump. They brought in an international team to

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<v Speaker 1>tweak it, and voila, the enzyme mutated. The new enzyme

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<v Speaker 1>takes just a few days to break down plastic not

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<v Speaker 1>The lead researcher says that thanks to the mutant enzyme,

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<v Speaker 1>there will not be a need to drill oil to

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<v Speaker 1>make more plastic because the plastic we already have can

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<v Speaker 1>be recycled back into its original components. If that happens,

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<v Speaker 1>can you imagine the result. Liberals can stop making laws

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<v Speaker 1>to ban plastic straws and restaurants stores can give customers

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<v Speaker 1>plastic bags again. You can buy bottled water without the

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<v Speaker 1>environmentalist wackos complaining about what's in landfills. Plastic will be

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<v Speaker 1>in again, which is why I have a prediction of

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<v Speaker 1>my own. It will never happen because liberals don't really

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<v Speaker 1>want to solve problems. They just want to complain about

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<v Speaker 1>problems and blame America for problems. Are the last thing

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<v Speaker 1>they want to do. Is solve anything because America can't improve,

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<v Speaker 1>so just watch. Environmentalists will accuse the new mutant enzyme

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<v Speaker 1>of causing global warming or wiping out in endangered species

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<v Speaker 1>or hurting polar bears mark my words. It will not

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<v Speaker 1>be marketed as a solution. Ultimately,