Speaker 1: My friends. Scientists are beside themselves with joy. They have
Speaker 1: accidentally created a mutant enzyme that eats plastic bottles. A
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, scientists discovered the enzyme at a
Speaker 1: Japanese waste dump. They brought in an international team to
Speaker 1: tweak it, and voila, the enzyme mutated. The new enzyme
Speaker 1: takes just a few days to break down plastic not
Speaker 1: The lead researcher says that thanks to the mutant enzyme,
Speaker 1: there will not be a need to drill oil to
Speaker 1: make more plastic because the plastic we already have can
Speaker 1: be recycled back into its original components. If that happens,
Speaker 1: can you imagine the result. Liberals can stop making laws
Speaker 1: to ban plastic straws and restaurants stores can give customers
Speaker 1: plastic bags again. You can buy bottled water without the
Speaker 1: environmentalist wackos complaining about what's in landfills. Plastic will be
Speaker 1: in again, which is why I have a prediction of
Speaker 1: my own. It will never happen because liberals don't really
Speaker 1: want to solve problems. They just want to complain about
Speaker 1: problems and blame America for problems. Are the last thing
Speaker 1: they want to do. Is solve anything because America can't improve,
Speaker 1: so just watch. Environmentalists will accuse the new mutant enzyme
Speaker 1: of causing global warming or wiping out in endangered species
Speaker 1: or hurting polar bears mark my words. It will not
Speaker 1: be marketed as a solution. Ultimately,