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Speaker 1: My friends. Scientists are beside themselves with joy. They have

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Speaker 1: accidentally created a mutant enzyme that eats plastic bottles. A

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Speaker 1: couple of years ago, scientists discovered the enzyme at a

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Speaker 1: Japanese waste dump. They brought in an international team to

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Speaker 1: tweak it, and voila, the enzyme mutated. The new enzyme

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Speaker 1: takes just a few days to break down plastic not

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Speaker 1: The lead researcher says that thanks to the mutant enzyme,

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Speaker 1: there will not be a need to drill oil to

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Speaker 1: make more plastic because the plastic we already have can

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Speaker 1: be recycled back into its original components. If that happens,

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Speaker 1: can you imagine the result. Liberals can stop making laws

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Speaker 1: to ban plastic straws and restaurants stores can give customers

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Speaker 1: plastic bags again. You can buy bottled water without the

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Speaker 1: environmentalist wackos complaining about what's in landfills. Plastic will be

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Speaker 1: in again, which is why I have a prediction of

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Speaker 1: my own. It will never happen because liberals don't really

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Speaker 1: want to solve problems. They just want to complain about

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Speaker 1: problems and blame America for problems. Are the last thing

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Speaker 1: they want to do. Is solve anything because America can't improve,

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Speaker 1: so just watch. Environmentalists will accuse the new mutant enzyme

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Speaker 1: of causing global warming or wiping out in endangered species

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Speaker 1: or hurting polar bears mark my words. It will not

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Speaker 1: be marketed as a solution. Ultimately,