Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning.
Speaker 2: The Breakfast Club, DJ NV, Jesse Larry and Charlamane the Guy.
Speaker 2: We got a special guest in the building who's starting
Speaker 2: is all right, a legend, ladies.
Speaker 3: And gentlemen, comedian.
Speaker 1: What's up? Brother? Thank you man, paying homage to all
Speaker 1: of y'all. God is great.
Speaker 4: I'm really I realized why you're such a good comedian.
Speaker 4: You are a very observing person. As soon as you
Speaker 4: came in the room, you observed the whole surrounding.
Speaker 1: You saw that. I teach my crew team that I
Speaker 1: scan wherever I go, and and maybe that was because
Speaker 1: I you know, I grew up fighting all my life.
Speaker 1: I scan. I mean my first day of school, I'm thumping,
Speaker 1: and that I'm you know, I'm out the poke being
Speaker 1: projects out of Florida. So oh man, I'm straight out yeah.
Speaker 1: And you was there and it was really right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the one here to quit her right there. Damn Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I ain't a big dude, but you just
Speaker 1: can't whoop my ass and not see me the next
Speaker 1: day and say, hey, man, you know about yesterday. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I lost. I got to get either. That's right. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad.
Speaker 4: But you grew up I mean, porty Be Project is notorious,
Speaker 4: and I mean that the era you grew up in
Speaker 4: was really really.
Speaker 1: I was matter of fact, I was in between systems
Speaker 1: and and always crossed on my whole family on thirty fifth,
Speaker 1: ninety fifth Avenue and all that. Yeah, well yeah, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: you see somethings.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I could have. I could have had a lot
Speaker 1: of hatred in my life, but I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: an evil person. I'm not the only person I love.
Speaker 1: I love life rather skin or not. You know, Puerto
Speaker 1: Rican and Dominican.
Speaker 4: Day you looked at everybody and got it right. He
Speaker 4: Puerto Rican, he Dominican.
Speaker 3: I am not Dominican.
Speaker 1: I am black. I'm black. Are you? Were you black now?
Speaker 1: Because of the election? Are you black? Are you glad?
Speaker 1: Come on now, come on, I'm always black. Come on in. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: See a very justice I here. She had a flight,
Speaker 3: so that's the reason why she's not here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I guess if I take off my jacket, okay,
Speaker 1: because i'm you know, for a while, agree, let me
Speaker 1: take it off sexy. Wait, wait, what if everybody here
Speaker 1: was gay. You matter if I take take it off
Speaker 1: and I don't go all the way. You just stare
Speaker 1: at you for a minute. Look at me, shy. We're
Speaker 1: happy pride, but thank you right into that. You don't
Speaker 1: know straight man, happy pride man, you know what? We
Speaker 1: had never met. But I'm gonna tell you something. Y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all are projecting good energy for me. You're trying to
Speaker 1: get the handcuffs off. Man. You know I did you
Speaker 1: get chased once? You want to re enact me. You
Speaker 1: took off to Let me tell you something. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something went on something This one I don't
Speaker 1: think my mother, this nigga got and I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: mean the same word, but I'm like this, this this observation.
Speaker 1: You stan the streets, You missed every car, You missed
Speaker 1: every car, and you dipped and down, you know, and
Speaker 1: and and see a lot of people. And it reminded
Speaker 1: me of me. When I did And a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't know this. When I did the I did
Speaker 1: the Easy video, a lot of people thought the Compty City,
Speaker 1: jeez wow, And that's what this record that dre exactly.
Speaker 1: But everybody thought that was a J Johnson because he
Speaker 1: did the first one with with Drake. No, that was
Speaker 1: me that did that, because you you would have been
Speaker 1: able to tell different. Just back the speed that I
Speaker 1: was running. They told me to slow remember seeing when
Speaker 1: it was run through the park and the dog was
Speaker 1: chasing me, They told me to low down. I said, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm an athlete. I ran track. Y'all got your pants flowed.
Speaker 1: And you play baseball and I played baseball and this
Speaker 1: one behind me played baseball, and that's that's that's my son.
Speaker 1: But he yeah, yeah, he played a little ball too.
Speaker 1: What that means you can't do certain things like we
Speaker 1: were talking about earlier, when you go to mindors, you
Speaker 1: just can't get caught in the same week.
Speaker 4: You can't not twice. Yeah, he filed the drugs up.
Speaker 1: Damn. All I know is I said, you are not
Speaker 1: moving back home. Damn, That's all I said.
Speaker 3: Did he listen? Did he move back home?
Speaker 1: Hell? Through all my nose? Because you were gifted you,
Speaker 1: I mean you you know you you had it. You
Speaker 1: just didn't want it bad enough. When you want something
Speaker 1: bad enough, you do what's necessary to get there. No
Speaker 1: matter what. You know, you wanted this right, so you
Speaker 1: worked hard to get this and you wouldn't gonna let
Speaker 1: nobody take it away from you. Correct, you know, and
Speaker 1: just to fact, the way you ran that day, I
Speaker 1: knew that you would be back because I know all
Speaker 1: them got tired, all them said, I got the hell on,
Speaker 1: that's right, do it again. But you know, I want,
Speaker 1: I really wanted to meet you after that day because
Speaker 1: for the simple facts like twelve years ago, it don't matter.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to Number one, some people
Speaker 1: you just want to meet and some people we all have,
Speaker 1: we observed and we all have an opinion on He's
Speaker 1: one of those ones. Sometimes I carried an opinion on you,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to meet you.
Speaker 3: What was your opinion?
Speaker 1: My opinion was sometime was I know you're trying to
Speaker 1: get to the truth. You're trying to get to the truth.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, bruh, there's a way to get that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's just me because that's about you know. I'm
Speaker 1: a scorpio, so I'm pretty in your face. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, you've never waivered, and I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to give you that. You never wait. But no matter
Speaker 1: if you right or you're wrong, and uh and DJ
Speaker 1: and you you you say what you got to say
Speaker 1: sometimes too. Now. Yeah, but y'all, y'all pretty smart cats.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all pretty because I say, how y'all go try
Speaker 1: to do the underbelly sometime with the mother cuts.
Speaker 4: The person off of God You've been watching fifteen years though,
Speaker 4: so it depends when you.
Speaker 1: Call it again.
Speaker 2: Watch you running the Oh you're running pretty fast now,
Speaker 2: but I will have to see it again pretty fast.
Speaker 1: I had to hold my hat. I seen you only
Speaker 1: you know, you know, just like a famous uh person
Speaker 1: in the hood said they were running the four to
Speaker 1: two forty. I say, if you don't stop, if you
Speaker 1: don't stop, if you don't stop, and I love both him.
Speaker 1: Kevin Uh, myself and Kat had a race for real
Speaker 1: real talk, in real life, real life. I think I
Speaker 1: think we were in Cleveland getting ready to do a show.
Speaker 3: You how did this?
Speaker 1: Rare saying who's talking? We had a race? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: the oldest. Whoa what year was this? It don't matter.
Speaker 1: It don't matter. In Jesus's log books, it don't matter.
Speaker 1: And I'm just letting you know they didn't so you
Speaker 1: ain't see the four two forty is what you're telling
Speaker 1: us I did say he couldn't run. Okay, okay, you
Speaker 1: know anybody getting chased can run.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1: But a four two forty Come on, man, But I
Speaker 1: love and I want to clear something. I'm'm glad I
Speaker 1: brought his name up. And then can I get to
Speaker 1: this you can do it. I'm so amped right now.
Speaker 3: Wow time man, thank you.
Speaker 1: I want to clear something up with with my fans
Speaker 1: and with the people that have seen this interview. Uh.
Speaker 1: Something was asking about Cat Williams and myself, and I said,
Speaker 1: Cat did something for for my brother that I would
Speaker 1: never No one can ever say nothing bad about Cat
Speaker 1: to me. And let me say good morning to all
Speaker 1: of America. Cat did something. You know Cat? A lot
Speaker 1: of times, Cat has a great heart. A lot of
Speaker 1: people just don't understand him sometimes, but there is a
Speaker 1: great heart and a great young man in there, and
Speaker 1: he helps people out without thought process, meaning I ain't
Speaker 1: get to know what your problem is, but I know
Speaker 1: you this would help you monetarily.
Speaker 2: A lot of people say that, by the way, too, Yeah,
Speaker 2: especially comedians.
Speaker 1: Cat did something for me that. Oh I'm trying not
Speaker 1: to get an emotion. Cat did something for me that
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with monetary value. It has something
Speaker 1: to do with the way your heart has been built.
Speaker 1: My brother who was in the wheelchair. We were doing
Speaker 1: a show in Detroit, and my brother the way he
Speaker 1: was sitting, he couldn't come back to meet everybody. And
Speaker 1: I can't remember if because I didn't remember it at first.
Speaker 1: People think Cat gave some money to my brother. For
Speaker 1: what I got money, Kat did something that most humans
Speaker 1: wouldn't do without without thinking. He went and sat and
Speaker 1: talked to my brother while everybody else's backstage meeting everybody.
Speaker 3: He talked to him.
Speaker 4: So you saw your brother.
Speaker 1: Saw him physically went out there and talked to this
Speaker 1: young man. That's why can't nobody tell me nothing bad
Speaker 1: about Cat. No matter whatever other demons may be going on,
Speaker 1: you can't talk to me about it. That's not my
Speaker 1: lane for that. My lane is what he did for
Speaker 1: my brother, without which money could never compare to You
Speaker 1: understand me, You understand me. I mean, so, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to clear that up. Had nothing to do with money,
Speaker 1: had every bit to do with.
Speaker 4: This brother's heart. His brother's heart was so I just
Speaker 4: wanted to luther Cat. That means a lot.
Speaker 1: It means more than a lot.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you said you want to clear up with the people.
Speaker 3: They got you and cant have.
Speaker 1: Be for you. And no, no, no, no no. Everybody,
Speaker 1: like you said, everybody especially commit to think that everything
Speaker 1: is it's about monetary value. That he's throwing out money. No,
Speaker 1: he threw out his heart. He threw out money. He
Speaker 1: threw out his heart. That made that that that that
Speaker 1: made my brother probably thought he was standing up and
Speaker 1: walking again. You understand what I'm saying. That's why that's
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 4: I know, I know I know people who've done that
Speaker 4: for other people, Like didn't give him no money, didn't
Speaker 4: put them in a mood or anything like that, but
Speaker 4: just showed up for him. I say that about you know,
Speaker 4: Eastern Ray all the time. Easter Ray showed up for
Speaker 4: one of my you know, homegirls when she was going
Speaker 4: through that. My homegirl did ultimately, you know, take her
Speaker 4: life a couple of years later. But when East showed
Speaker 4: up for her Rest in peace, Jazzfly Jasmine Waters, when
Speaker 4: Easter showed up for her, I know what that did
Speaker 4: for her and her spirit.
Speaker 1: So for all we know, that might have kept her alive.
Speaker 4: You know, just control absolutely absolutely, so I get exactly
Speaker 4: what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people get misconceptions about us as people of color. Also,
Speaker 1: we have great hearts, but people don't understand. We've been
Speaker 1: through a lot of shit and we are saying, when
Speaker 1: are you gonna quit? You can't keep kicking that dog
Speaker 1: in the corner, and while he got teething this mouth,
Speaker 1: don't expect him to sink him in on you at
Speaker 1: one at one point, you can't do that people of color.
Speaker 1: And I'm saying people because not just my black people.
Speaker 1: We have great hearts and I love each and every
Speaker 1: one of you, but Latino community, y'all fucked up. I'm
Speaker 1: just keeping it real, y'all six now look at you? Yep.
Speaker 1: Oh them Venezuela's in Florida that live right next door.
Speaker 1: Remember the letter two hours later?
Speaker 3: What don't push me on?
Speaker 1: I don't want to live now, even average working white
Speaker 1: people mad? What the fuck? What I mean a fire?
Speaker 1: I voted for him, Shore to god, man, what a god?
Speaker 1: I voted for him. Man, it's gonna mess with the
Speaker 1: black people and there in the mexicanos, yeah, man, the
Speaker 1: taco worms man, the fuck you crazy? Okay, I'm gonna stop.
Speaker 4: Can we ask you some questions? Like I like people
Speaker 4: they interview themselves. Okay, but you used to play baseball.
Speaker 4: I did, and you gave up a pro baseball career
Speaker 4: to go into comics.
Speaker 1: Well, I never made it to the pros because, uh,
Speaker 1: I went to a girl went to jail. So why
Speaker 1: he's so hard on your son? A you doing smoke a.
Speaker 3: Little Wii where it's legal in most states?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Hold up, cuz we're gonna get some straight right now.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get something straight now.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, between me and you and your mama, we
Speaker 1: getting ready to get something straight right now. First of all,
Speaker 1: you have to know our history in order to understand
Speaker 1: why I say this. Number one, you have to realize
Speaker 1: I'm passing along knowledge to you that I've already obtained.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got you.
Speaker 1: Grasped that you cannot. I told him this is the
Speaker 1: things I said, do not allow a female to ruin
Speaker 1: your career. Handle your business first, get to the main line,
Speaker 1: finish that destination, and then you're gonna have all the
Speaker 1: offers you need. See what they bring to the table.
Speaker 1: And it's nothing against the female race. But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: they will end your career, yep, quickly in sports. I
Speaker 1: knew he was something special when he was six months
Speaker 1: in the crib he reached for a ball. Not normal,
Speaker 1: not like a normal baby. You know Babi's read. He
Speaker 1: went like this, and I said, oh shit, this is
Speaker 1: what I said. I didn even know at the time.
Speaker 1: My wife was filming that i'd even know, and she
Speaker 1: showed it to me years later. I said, we got one,
Speaker 1: and that's on the film. I said, we got one.
Speaker 1: I started training him at four. I never let him
Speaker 1: hit off a tee. No, they let the little kid team.
Speaker 1: I never let him hit off of tee. I switched him,
Speaker 1: switched him right to left at nine. He fought me
Speaker 1: for three years every time I made him go to
Speaker 1: the left. He hit his first home run as a
Speaker 1: freshman from the left after I am saying another word.
Speaker 1: His glove was butter, but his bat was dangerous. So
Speaker 1: you have to realize I was throwing him anywhere between
Speaker 1: three to five hundred balls.
Speaker 3: A day, damn.
Speaker 4: So you put a lot into him, a whole lot
Speaker 4: of and you already made.
Speaker 1: A lot of mistakes that you was telling him not
Speaker 1: to make. And I said, you are gifted. So you
Speaker 1: have to realize when you're doing that, you're taking You're
Speaker 1: taking away from your home life too, even though your
Speaker 1: wife may understand you're taking away from part of her
Speaker 1: because you're I would fly in. I would when he
Speaker 1: started playing ball in school and in college. I would
Speaker 1: fly in like I flew in one time, flew in
Speaker 1: back to Atlanta from doing the show, got in my truck,
Speaker 1: drove to Jacksonville, drove to Jacksonville. When this team he decided,
Speaker 1: he's like, man, God damn t but I had when
Speaker 1: it was called, they were called the Rods. Was Mexico
Speaker 1: Puffer fils right. They wanted to see him pro but
Speaker 1: they wanted to see him at like on a Friday
Speaker 1: at X at X time. I flew in to Atlanta,
Speaker 1: flew in from Atlanta, then I flew to Jacksonville, picked
Speaker 1: him up, drove him all the way to Roswell, New
Speaker 1: Mexico without stopping but once a couple of time to
Speaker 1: fill up overnight, and had me there by nine in
Speaker 1: the morning. I saw I saw Area fifty one. That
Speaker 1: really is an area fifty one? Oh yeah, and nobody
Speaker 1: in Roswell. I mean, that's my first time seeing it,
Speaker 1: and they had that cliff where you drive it's like
Speaker 1: a two thousand feet drop. I think my truck was
Speaker 1: tipt on. I swear to god. Nobody ran into my
Speaker 1: first sandstorm. Never had a sands, actual sandstorm like in
Speaker 1: the movie The Mummy. I mean, it was scraping up
Speaker 1: the car and everything.
Speaker 4: Did you think that was the aliens? When you was
Speaker 4: driving through?
Speaker 1: It was eerie. When I say eerie, it was like,
Speaker 1: and I'm one of those people that feel things, you know,
Speaker 1: it was it was very eerie. Because my mom and
Speaker 1: didn't think that I'm psychic. I'm not, but they think
Speaker 1: so because I say stuff way before it happens. But
Speaker 1: it was just eerie. And then driving through that and
Speaker 1: just when it really got bad. That's why I said
Speaker 1: I couldn't live in a place like that. Rods was
Speaker 1: in Mexico. Nobody had their teeth. I went to this town.
Speaker 1: Nobody had their teeth. The fruit was rotten and switched,
Speaker 1: like like it had been X rayed. I mean, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, like zapped. Nobody had teeth. I
Speaker 1: mean the young ones, nobody had teeth, like all their
Speaker 1: teeth fell out. That I thought I was in a movie. Dude,
Speaker 1: it was weird. So how do you do? Like I said,
Speaker 1: you can't get caught twice in the same week, damn.
Speaker 1: So it seemed to me what you did to me,
Speaker 1: all this work that I put into you, not because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to live through you, but because you had
Speaker 1: a gift and God put me there at a home
Speaker 1: that gift for the town. I felt betrayed that you
Speaker 1: let me down and yourself down, and you definitely let
Speaker 1: your mama down because she's the one holding the fork
Speaker 1: while we're out there on that baseball sitting. You think
Speaker 1: I care? Do you think I care? When was this? Look?
Speaker 1: Look me in my eyes? Do you think I care? Then?
Speaker 3: Was this?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? When was this? Is how long ago? Jay?
Speaker 1: Were talking back? When that happened? Seven seven? Yeah, seven
Speaker 1: years ago?
Speaker 3: Let it go yet?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I said, you asked me what happened,
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you hurt, That's what I'm asking. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't hurt now, because no, it doesn't hurt because
Speaker 1: we got to live on. We got to move on
Speaker 1: to the next, to the next chapter. And that's what
Speaker 1: we're doing. You know, it's still young, still growing, still learning.
Speaker 1: You know, us as men, we take forever to catch on.
Speaker 4: That one week shouldn't have defined the whole Christ, That's
Speaker 4: what do you mean that one week that was your
Speaker 4: that you?
Speaker 1: So that was his big break? That was all right,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, I got you, I got you,
Speaker 1: I got you. Okay, you went from you. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: could have been at a anyway from anyway. I'm a
Speaker 1: five or ten million dollar contract. Now McDonald's check is
Speaker 1: looking good to you.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. You sound like my daddy.
Speaker 4: My daddy got a story about one of my cousins
Speaker 4: who got to try out with some base But it
Speaker 4: was a pressure basically might have been the brave of somebody.
Speaker 4: He This was way back in the day. So he
Speaker 4: just didn't want to take his earing out. But the
Speaker 4: fact he didn't want to take his earring out, hold
Speaker 4: on a.
Speaker 3: Minute, Oh dang, go Dann, did you hear it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Never had you got them chandeliers on his ears? Now, No,
Speaker 1: I love him though he's doing he's doing good.
Speaker 4: Well. I'm glad that you could get past that man
Speaker 4: that way past.
Speaker 1: I mean, is that why you didn't do it special
Speaker 1: for ten years? Because he was pointing him a lot
Speaker 1: of it. I mean that, and I had to gather
Speaker 1: the thoughts of the material because I, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't watch other comedians. I don't believe in that. You
Speaker 1: saw you say that on the special. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: You You need to see me, That's what you pay for.
Speaker 1: So I try to be as different as I can be.
Speaker 1: I try to be just. I try to be different.
Speaker 4: If something happened to you early in your career that
Speaker 4: you that made you have that mentality like I don't
Speaker 4: want to watch other comedians.
Speaker 1: Like I've always been a loaner, so I've always had
Speaker 1: to entertain myself. So in doing that, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a unfortunately, there's a lot of hatred in the mixt
Speaker 1: of this business. There's a lot of people that don't
Speaker 1: want to see you gain fame or gain your next footing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, club shown us that, Oh my god, shown
Speaker 4: us the beef that exists in the common.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But me personally, I don't worry about that, you know.
Speaker 1: And of course if you watch that, you heard me
Speaker 1: talk about the want of it. When to do trying
Speaker 1: to get with the girl and call me a certain
Speaker 1: name to that girl. He's from New York. Now you're
Speaker 1: gonna ask whatever you want to. We're gonna ask black Man.
Speaker 2: You've been compared to legends like Eddie Murphy and Richard
Speaker 2: Pryor you heard that before.
Speaker 3: I'm sure yeah, and Flip Wilson and Flip Wilson.
Speaker 2: Why do you think honest Jay has it, like he
Speaker 2: said done, especially in ten years, took off the way
Speaker 2: that these comedian's name that I said, is it because
Speaker 2: you balanced family life a lot better?
Speaker 1: That's an excellent question. And also you just gave a
Speaker 1: great answer. I was already into a family when I
Speaker 1: got into this that couldn't stop. Did I want to
Speaker 1: be famous? Of course, that's why you get into this.
Speaker 1: But then I smart enough and realized, do I want
Speaker 1: the fame? Do I want Do I want stability? Down
Speaker 1: the road? Give me the stability, you keep the fame.
Speaker 1: I know a whole bunch of famous broke people. There's
Speaker 1: a whole there's some famous broke people that I had
Speaker 1: to dish out to. But your name was no more
Speaker 1: than mine. But I got my fans who have never
Speaker 1: let me down. My special right now. Within five days,
Speaker 1: it was at a million views five days. That don't
Speaker 1: happen two million views too much. But we're at twenty
Speaker 1: seven days, we had two million views. I can only
Speaker 1: thank God Almighty. And there's people out there that care
Speaker 1: about me. And that's what it. That's why I give
Speaker 1: every when I'm on stage, I give everything that I have,
Speaker 1: whether it's one person on the stage or it's ten
Speaker 1: thousand in the arena, I give everything that i have
Speaker 1: because I'm not afraid to fail, afraid to let my fans. Now,
Speaker 1: people work hard for their money. I'm your comic relief.
Speaker 1: They need that pressure taking off themselves. So when comedians
Speaker 1: beef with each other, some of it's legit, some of
Speaker 1: it's not anything that I do. I do it in
Speaker 1: front of your face, and then have you want to
Speaker 1: handle it after that?
Speaker 4: You know, you know, it's an interesting question, NV asked.
Speaker 4: But I think one thing people don't realize about comedians.
Speaker 4: Guys like you make money, Like I didn't seen you
Speaker 4: a couple of times. You don't even know because I
Speaker 4: was I was. I was a youngster back then Columbia,
Speaker 4: South Carolina, Columbia from Charlston, Carolina, born in Charlston, raised
Speaker 4: in mont Corna, Yesland.
Speaker 1: Absolutely that you would.
Speaker 4: Hear Arne's j name all the time, gonna be at
Speaker 4: the times about theatorium. Wow, you know you're gonna bet
Speaker 4: the Guilliard Auditorium. So I've seen I've personally seen you
Speaker 4: on stage years years years years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: So you think about that's what I've been doing radio
Speaker 4: twenty seven years. Yeah, so your career has been longer
Speaker 4: than that. Yeah, there's been thirty five, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So guys like you've been on the road, y'all on
Speaker 4: the road making tens of thousands, hundreds of thousand dollars a.
Speaker 3: Weekend, and it's like, okay, my money now, no, no oh,
Speaker 3: but that is one thing I hate.
Speaker 1: Do not look at my pockets. And that's anybody with me,
Speaker 1: working with me, do not look at my pockets. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. There's gonna be a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of people probably get upset, but I'm speaking truth. Most
Speaker 1: comedians are of certain status. I feel would rather have
Speaker 1: females working for them than men. You know why why?
Speaker 1: Because we're men, We're alphas. You want to be the
Speaker 1: top dog, You're gonna be that autpha male. Why are
Speaker 1: you making all this money? I need to make more.
Speaker 1: Most of the time, women they're not in competition with you.
Speaker 1: They there to do a great job, so when they
Speaker 1: do their job, it makes it easier on you. A
Speaker 1: lot of comedians have a woman that will open up
Speaker 1: for him. It doesn't matter to me whether you a
Speaker 1: woman or a man. I've had both, but it's most
Speaker 1: And if I'm wrong, you can tell me I'm wrong,
Speaker 1: but I don't think I am. I'm gonna take that
Speaker 1: clip and put it out of contact. I just want
Speaker 1: you to know that you want.
Speaker 4: As a man a woman.
Speaker 1: I had both. Yeah, yeah, that you do that because
Speaker 1: I got contacts too. See you see how I don't
Speaker 1: run away from that. You see how I don't run
Speaker 1: away from that.
Speaker 3: You in my lane.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put you back in your life. So
Speaker 1: do whatever you want, because by the time I'm done,
Speaker 1: you and DJM slept with each other. So now you
Speaker 1: do that you want to. You had the first to
Speaker 1: say that, though now you had the person to say
Speaker 1: but the way I'm gonna do it, the way I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it. Why you think he smiled? His lip
Speaker 1: turned pink automatic that's blood rushing up in there. You're crazy,
Speaker 1: You crazy that that that that's that cool of blood.
Speaker 1: Why you why you think Magne looks like an Egyptian
Speaker 1: with him my browns? Everybody? God, damn my bro know
Speaker 1: somebody that I sprayed air mark up in that look
Speaker 1: like an egypt Man?
Speaker 3: Definitely not naturally he played with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you going that can that curts on here
Speaker 1: going going with that? That's when you know that because
Speaker 1: I'm dying. None said it's a trying to wipe the wife.
Speaker 1: It don't want to. It's natural around around him, around natural.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that happen. Yeah, you know, how
Speaker 1: come you're the only human that that's natural? And all
Speaker 1: other gyms had that done. How come.
Speaker 4: Our ancestors, man, our ancestors, that's where we come from.
Speaker 1: I come from the same place. Why don't my eyebrows
Speaker 1: look like that? And done?
Speaker 3: You ain't get yours done?
Speaker 1: No, you just shot some inking there. You ain't slip.
Speaker 1: You don't shot some ink or had that thread and whatever.
Speaker 1: That thing's gone. Now I'm not gonna lie. When I
Speaker 1: was younger, I'm gonna tell you why he guy.
Speaker 4: I used to work in the telemarketing place and it
Speaker 4: was two girls and they told me that Tupac get
Speaker 4: his eyebrows arts, Niah and Samira, that's what they named.
Speaker 1: And I got my eyebrows arts because they told me too,
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with you. I didn't that back then.
Speaker 1: I was like the team talking about that eye liner
Speaker 1: that you got, that permanent eye liner, you know, shot
Speaker 1: of Maine. I'm gonna love you no matter what. You
Speaker 1: can't have eyeballs that looked like that, And then named
Speaker 1: Sharamagne that go together, that goes together, Greek god, Egyptian god, God,
Speaker 1: Egyptian God, that that go together. But do you know
Speaker 1: when my mama used to know that I was lying?
Speaker 1: What she would say what.
Speaker 4: I want to ask him about his style of comedy
Speaker 4: regularly I wanted to stay in that room.
Speaker 3: But ahad, we'll let you go.
Speaker 1: No, no, can I before you ask me the question,
Speaker 1: We're going to take a minor break here for pause,
Speaker 1: for the cause I need a pair of scissors. I
Speaker 1: do want to say this. I was always taught, and
Speaker 1: you do not go the way he was getting chased.
Speaker 1: You have more than blade on you, but what you
Speaker 1: should have a bat in your back pocket? You got it, nigger.
Speaker 1: I want to say this. You don't go to people's
Speaker 1: house when you meet them without homage of a gift.
Speaker 1: Let's see why you kept that seal. Yeah, it's created
Speaker 1: by me. I'm gonna give you the name I was.
Speaker 1: I was offered to put these in a major store.
Speaker 1: They said, do you see how that mint is coming up? Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: immediately my sprays for mint to buy it? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: no they for mint. I gotta I mean, it only
Speaker 1: gets stronger and you only need a couple of sprays.
Speaker 1: These are olds. Okay, this stuff y'all be buying the
Speaker 1: store without his alcohol and water and it evaporates. This
Speaker 1: for mints. It gets stronger when I wash my cars
Speaker 1: open on my hood and I hit. I hid inside
Speaker 1: my engine a couple of times. When it comes to
Speaker 1: that event, I'm gonna I got four different sprays that
Speaker 1: were created by me as my name on. So I
Speaker 1: brought these four y'all. Now, then y'all can decide it
Speaker 1: does man? Let me see what you on that one is?
Speaker 3: That's the rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the roads. Okay, what the hell are you
Speaker 1: making this? Ye? Let me tell you something. I have
Speaker 1: a store called on this j dot net, but you
Speaker 1: can't get it on the store I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: why you can't. You can go airborne or directly on
Speaker 1: the material. Okay, it's not for bodily youth. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: called a mother smell a motherfucker with and that's they
Speaker 1: wanted me to change the name. But that was for
Speaker 1: my brother Rotney. I'm not changing nothing. Don't ever let
Speaker 1: nobody take your vision. No good. Oh yeah that. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. These are olds called these are olds.
Speaker 1: You can say this in your car, the bathroom that
Speaker 1: you're taking a ship. That meant, hit that toilet a
Speaker 1: couple of times. It'll save your life. I have meant,
Speaker 1: I have lavender. Lavender makes that body go down, calm down.
Speaker 1: You can go airborne or directly on the material, doesn't
Speaker 1: matter what you spread it on. You ever come out
Speaker 1: of a club. Stuff smell like smoke, that's the great.
Speaker 1: Or we hit hit your clothes one time. Let me
Speaker 1: be somewhere cool all that will leave. That meant ladies.
Speaker 1: I like that. The lavender. It's got a purple label.
Speaker 1: You got what you got in?
Speaker 3: Think I got the rules right here?
Speaker 1: Oh dang, I don't even know. Yeah, that's the lavendar.
Speaker 1: This is this right here is the number one selling.
Speaker 1: What's that? This is the brown? The brown. This brown
Speaker 1: is deadly.
Speaker 3: That brown's don't sound deadly.
Speaker 1: But the rose, the rose is the newest member of
Speaker 1: the family. That's that lab.
Speaker 4: Let me take that lavender to the misogynty.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter. Let me see the brown when
Speaker 1: you hit that brown. Now, y'all see how y'all smelling
Speaker 1: it right now? Guaranteed you will smell this for the
Speaker 1: next two days without spading, not another drop. You're gonna
Speaker 1: smell it every time you walk in there. Damn, because
Speaker 1: it for mints. I can't even keep these at the store.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't refurnish the store. It's overwhelming me
Speaker 1: right now. I can't even meet demands. What was the
Speaker 1: website again? But it's onnest j dot now you know
Speaker 1: you can go, but you can't get it on there
Speaker 1: right now because I don't have the time so fast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had we had ten cases in Houston. We're gone
Speaker 1: within two and a half days. Ten cases. Damn at
Speaker 1: at eighty bottles a case. So I brought these barren gifts.
Speaker 1: Y'all can decide who you want to give it to,
Speaker 1: which ones you want. You can spread this in your
Speaker 1: in your bag, your book bag, and your shoes, bedroom,
Speaker 1: your closet, your drawers. That's a good thing about it.
Speaker 1: You can spread it anywhere when you come in this office,
Speaker 1: hit that carpet or whatever, and it's not gonna hurt
Speaker 1: If he spread on something, it's not gonna hurt it.
Speaker 1: When people come here, started getting on these mics, hit
Speaker 1: that mic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the mics be stinking sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hit that mike, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's
Speaker 1: why I be trying to tell people, bring you come.
Speaker 1: When I came in after somebody sat down beside and
Speaker 1: like an idiot, didn't wipe the mic, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say who was, but didn't didn't wipe them out. And
Speaker 1: I went like this at all my members. I said, dude,
Speaker 1: you just got done sucking ass. God damnit, you just
Speaker 1: got done suck your a. That's crazy. He just got
Speaker 1: just finished. Did you hear? Did he call? He got
Speaker 1: a nickname for one of his girlfriends, and he called
Speaker 1: a crackpipe. She's a booty whole person. The nickname is crackpipe.
Speaker 4: That's what he said. Your nickname is crackpipe.
Speaker 1: You don't you believe it or not I'm not following
Speaker 1: nothing that. No, I'm not just not. It's just I'm not.
Speaker 4: Wow because you don't want to do all like the
Speaker 4: same jokes everybody else doing.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing no jokes. I'm just I just it's
Speaker 1: just it's just to me some of it. When you
Speaker 1: said sucking booty hole, it just made me think of
Speaker 1: that kid. That's why I bought it.
Speaker 2: So you didn't even hit the part about did he
Speaker 2: like when the guy finished on his girl? And did
Speaker 2: he like to put the finish on his nipples? You
Speaker 2: didn't hear that whole guy?
Speaker 1: He like, Oh, I ain't heard none.
Speaker 4: They like to rub other man's not on his nipples, legend,
Speaker 4: don't worry, but don't worry about that list.
Speaker 1: I like what i've seen you on thing. You're very
Speaker 1: Let me try to get my face back the switch.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my.
Speaker 4: Face back when you on stage, you're very animated.
Speaker 1: Yes, did you study like dances or like? Believe it
Speaker 1: or not? I moned z. I'm monitored in jazz dance
Speaker 1: for three years. Claire Parker Robinson and I've always I
Speaker 1: was always a dancer. I've always been physical. I jumped
Speaker 1: off my mama's roof one time, a pair of gr
Speaker 1: animal underwear and a tie wrapping around my neck, thinking
Speaker 1: I was Superman trying to grab a tree, jump straight airborne.
Speaker 1: Did you make it? No? And then I got my
Speaker 1: behind will after she made sure I was okay. That's
Speaker 1: what black mamas do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she ain't even checked if he was trying to
Speaker 4: kill yourself.
Speaker 1: All that air left out of me though, all the
Speaker 1: wind left. She beat you immediately after. I'm just glad
Speaker 1: I wasn't hard, because I would have. I would have
Speaker 1: broke that little thing I was. I was kind of
Speaker 1: high up for the air. See how I mess your
Speaker 1: mind with that? You know?
Speaker 4: And the new specials Cadilac and the too Special not
Speaker 4: Gonna Stop comedy. You said that Prince called you. He
Speaker 4: did You said his boy sounded sexy. You said you
Speaker 4: would let him hit Huh.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, because that's you know what DJ I
Speaker 3: know playing with.
Speaker 1: I know, I know I'm gonna have to do. You
Speaker 1: try to be okay. This game you want to play
Speaker 1: with that open your door. You're playing with you. It's
Speaker 1: a game you want to play.
Speaker 3: You finish the question.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let on that set right there, think about
Speaker 1: whatever he thinking about? What you? It's a game you
Speaker 1: want to play, the game you want to play. I'm
Speaker 1: taking my ball and go home.
Speaker 4: Come.
Speaker 1: I let him hit, even though you're looking in his eyes. Oh,
Speaker 1: you were locked.
Speaker 3: Charlamagne met him.
Speaker 1: Couldn't you could not look him in his eyes and
Speaker 1: leave unless his eyes released you.
Speaker 4: He made me study, and I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't know why you studied because your brain
Speaker 1: was saying, well, so what we're gonna do? Your brain said, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna let me hit. You're gonna You're already looking
Speaker 1: at your eyes because you already look like an Egyptian?
Speaker 1: So what you do? He had those tho prince had
Speaker 1: eyes like that. Let me tell you start. He did
Speaker 1: Prince side, Prince hide and tupac eyebrows. Get this on
Speaker 1: your show. He was in his back. Oh at Donelle,
Speaker 1: I heard what you said about me, fam, But he said,
Speaker 1: what do you say?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Recently? No, I don't know how reason was, but I
Speaker 1: was told something that he said about it was wasn't
Speaker 1: bad publicly well he was. He was Donelle, I like Dornell,
Speaker 1: but he was saying, I'm just going by what was
Speaker 1: told to me like that, I can't get a job
Speaker 1: at nineteen ninety two, Jay, after working every week, I'm
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 4: Wow, No, man, if.
Speaker 1: I'm lying, he'll let you know.
Speaker 4: Let me call him.
Speaker 1: I don't get fun. He think my heart pump water.
Speaker 1: But you think I don't believe?
Speaker 4: He said that.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's find out.
Speaker 4: Let's see. Let's see. He might answered, let me see
Speaker 4: if I don't believe. Ddelle said that, you know, if
Speaker 4: I facetiming them, it must be something. Let's see. Let
Speaker 4: me see.
Speaker 1: I'm not calling him out. I'm just telling you you heard,
Speaker 1: telling you what I heard.
Speaker 4: He ain't picking up.
Speaker 1: Why your phone sounds so sect what Prince said when
Speaker 1: he called you? Why are you stirring your essence? He
Speaker 1: wanted me. He wanted to meet me, and I thought
Speaker 1: they were joking. I went to meet him, and when
Speaker 1: I met him, he wanted me to do two I
Speaker 1: did two shows with him. I was in Oakland, California,
Speaker 1: and when I went there to San Francisco first. When
Speaker 1: I went there, when we first met, he was in rehearsal.
Speaker 1: Larry Graham was just either getting ready to walk off
Speaker 1: or walking off and he saw me, and he told
Speaker 1: me come on in because I didn't want to disrespect.
Speaker 1: I'm up there watching this man in rehearsal, and I'm
Speaker 1: the only one in the audience, the only one in
Speaker 1: the audience. Then he told me to come on stage,
Speaker 1: Prince man and as he had butter hands too. But
Speaker 1: Prince Prince is something else. Prince is the beast. When
Speaker 1: I looked int his eyes, I looked at his eyes like,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna let me leave. It's gonna hold my heart.
Speaker 3: He dude.
Speaker 1: I was in such amazement. Then when I saw her
Speaker 1: the wardrobe, the clothes that he was gonna wear, I
Speaker 1: didn't even want my clothes no more. It's my role
Speaker 1: manager laughing. So we know we saw Prince flowed away. Dude,
Speaker 1: I went out and bought me a shirt with the
Speaker 1: back cut out. Shut up right in my line, I went,
Speaker 1: I'm here to tell the truth. I went, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't lie my anybody. Where'd you find
Speaker 1: where'd you find a shirt with the back of don't
Speaker 1: even matter? We were in San Francisco.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, got you got you, got you, got you?
Speaker 1: My back was cut out, Thank godmn baby, all back there.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even a comedian when I went up states
Speaker 1: I'm up here trying to shimmy the back cut out.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: Charlomagne said, Charlotte, we see him and it was in
Speaker 2: the hallway. Charlamagne walks up to him and I'm the
Speaker 2: advent to two.
Speaker 4: Shut up?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 4: That's the first thing that was Also, the Prince was
Speaker 4: in the building. Mind you was six in the morning,
Speaker 4: like Princeton the building. Why would prince just randomly being
Speaker 4: did you do that.
Speaker 1: Before you went out? Did you do that for you
Speaker 1: went out? You could you get that? You lick your
Speaker 1: know what happened? Did you do that?
Speaker 4: We walked out the studio and we went to the hall.
Speaker 4: He was already walking by and he saw us and
Speaker 4: he can't walking towards. He actually can't walking towards.
Speaker 1: Okay, But when he left, did you look at his
Speaker 1: little ass? Yes?
Speaker 5: And I took a picture the picture, I took a
Speaker 5: picture and away, knock knock, in my life, he was floating.
Speaker 1: He was floating off the ground. Yes, I'm not.
Speaker 4: And then when I went to go show everybody, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, look he was floating. The picture was
Speaker 4: blacking my it was just a black box where the
Speaker 4: picture was. I'm not lie if he saw him, he
Speaker 4: was right, he was right there.
Speaker 1: We all saw it. He was walking away because we asked.
Speaker 4: Him to take a picture. He was like, no, I
Speaker 4: don't want to take a picture. Cool And as he
Speaker 4: was walking away, I took a picture of from behind
Speaker 4: and when we looked, he was levitating off the ground
Speaker 4: a little bit, and I showed him all of the
Speaker 4: picture once to see him levitating turned to a black squeat.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you said that because when he was on stage,
Speaker 1: you know, they called me. He called me up on
Speaker 1: stage before I mean to sing with him and land
Speaker 1: Graham and everybody was up there when he started doing
Speaker 1: that little move. And I'm never seen a pair of
Speaker 1: five intes of that old move look like no, like
Speaker 1: he wasn't touching the ground. I mean, it was the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing. So you're not lying. No, we said it.
Speaker 3: Nobody believed. I don't tell the story because nobody believes it.
Speaker 2: But I seen him take the picture he showed us
Speaker 2: and it was gone, gone, picture seventy picture gone, Like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? What the fuck the picture went? It's
Speaker 1: a black box with a picture of spirits. That's all spirits.
Speaker 1: Why did you hear Ricky Smiley have beef? Man? I
Speaker 1: heard Riggy tell that story. He was I think he
Speaker 1: was up here. He told it anything he told you.
Speaker 4: He just said that, y'all have beef for twenty years,
Speaker 4: never spoke, and y'all randomly saw each other on a
Speaker 4: plane and ended I'm sitting next to each other and
Speaker 4: y'all squashed whatever issues y'all had.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what happened. That's what they told you. That's
Speaker 1: what your that's a stupid you know.
Speaker 4: You just did what your mama did.
Speaker 1: You said no, no, Once you squash or we talk
Speaker 1: like two grown men. Once you we do that, then
Speaker 1: whatever you say without demeaning me and getting away from
Speaker 1: all the truth. And that's what happened. We will leave
Speaker 1: it at that. That's what that's that's what happened. Well,
Speaker 1: good brother man, both of y'all good.
Speaker 3: Both of y'all good.
Speaker 1: Is you know I reach out to them. Both of
Speaker 1: us have different places in life. You know, I can
Speaker 1: get along with Believe it or not, I can get
Speaker 1: along with anybody if you will allow me to get
Speaker 1: along with you, plain and simple, and if you want
Speaker 1: to go the other route and we don't want to
Speaker 1: get along, I get it. You don't fuck with me.
Speaker 1: I don't fuck with you. I get that. I wish
Speaker 1: nothing but success for yourself and or your family. Period.
Speaker 1: This life is too short for us to carry malice
Speaker 1: in our heart about people. My people get on me
Speaker 1: all the time and say, you know what and is
Speaker 1: sometimes you need to let go.
Speaker 3: You manage to say.
Speaker 1: I do let go when but I don't. But I
Speaker 1: don't forget. I don't ever forget because you think I'm
Speaker 1: I let you re chamber on me. You're out your
Speaker 1: living mind.
Speaker 3: That's my problem. I can't let go. Sometimes it depends
Speaker 3: on what you do. If it's something that is forgivable,
Speaker 3: then yeah, I could let gold forget.
Speaker 1: But some things I can't because, yeah, but you're Dominican
Speaker 1: and black. I'm not Dominican. I'm totally black, totally black.
Speaker 1: Where were you born? I was born in Brooklyn, raising Queiz, Okay.
Speaker 1: And your dad is black and your mom is just
Speaker 1: now man where your daddy from?
Speaker 3: My dad is half black, and where is he from?
Speaker 1: Rib the fuck up? I just asked you what your
Speaker 1: dad is.
Speaker 3: He's half black?
Speaker 1: Now you know, you said half after he said, and from.
Speaker 3: The island of Dominica. That is a that's a Caribbean island,
Speaker 3: and it's very small.
Speaker 1: Yes it is. They eat they eat baked fish as
Speaker 1: a meal. Damn what they eat bait fish as a meal.
Speaker 1: I'm a fisherman. I travel all over, all over the
Speaker 1: globe of the fish. I go for big boys, you know,
Speaker 1: as big as you caught, big as I call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: biggest I think I've ever caught was probably like a
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty pound mako shark. But I can't
Speaker 1: I catch your yellow fin tune as I catch black groups.
Speaker 1: I stay on the ocean fishing. Matter of fact, yeah,
Speaker 1: through my Instagram everything. People be amazed at some of
Speaker 1: the fish I catch. The fish I catch, like red snapper,
Speaker 1: now red snapper in the store, like black groupers upward
Speaker 1: almost forty five fifty dollars a pound. I catch it fresh,
Speaker 1: and I just.
Speaker 3: Give it away, give it so you don't sell them,
Speaker 3: you just give.
Speaker 1: My friends sell them. I give because I keep what
Speaker 1: I want. My freezers are full of just fish. But
Speaker 1: I cook, you know, so I love to fish, So
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, life is just too short and
Speaker 1: not to enjoy.
Speaker 3: You know, absolutely, you got to.
Speaker 1: You gotta steadfast in life. And as like I tell
Speaker 1: brothers sometimes I said, women never what women never forget man,
Speaker 1: believe it or not, never forgive you think we forgive you?
Speaker 1: We don't. You think we want to forgive a person.
Speaker 1: We know, we know, we know this. Niggas hitting from
Speaker 1: the background in your head like that, am my lion.
Speaker 1: Nobody ever hit me from the back and ground my
Speaker 1: head like that.
Speaker 3: You ain't got no head.
Speaker 1: About somebody grabbing you from the man. You're trying to
Speaker 1: release something you see that you're trying to release. It's okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, you're trying to you're trying to release mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on your book, man, Man, I got a few, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the one that matters. Congratula your book. You're actually
Speaker 1: an intelligent brother.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that. You can't appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just pictured somebody grabbing you by your fore
Speaker 1: head and you and there in back of you. How
Speaker 1: does feel you was a flight attendant to right? Sure? Man?
Speaker 4: I know you was hilarious on the plane.
Speaker 1: I was nasty. What airline was it? Mhmm? Continental airlines?
Speaker 4: Used to be used to be on the microphone.
Speaker 1: I changed voices. I can do okay, Yeah, yeah I was.
Speaker 1: I was the lead flight attendant. Really, what made you
Speaker 1: stop doing it? I mean, I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You're doing your because it was time. Now I actually
Speaker 1: got fired. Really sleeping on the jump seat. That's an
Speaker 1: automatic termination. Really, you can't sleep on the jump seat.
Speaker 1: Hell as a flight attendant who told on you m hm.
Speaker 1: A crew that was not even my crew. It was
Speaker 1: a crew that picked up my trip, the captain and
Speaker 1: at that time she over senjored me was sleeping. We
Speaker 1: wanted the flight attendants. I didn't really get along with
Speaker 1: her too much. But I was real sick. We was
Speaker 1: in Newark, New Jersey, and it was a snowstorm. So
Speaker 1: they held us at the gate for like four hours.
Speaker 1: Then we went out to and I was real sick,
Speaker 1: had the flu or something. Then we went out to
Speaker 1: the runway thinking we're gonna take off. We was out
Speaker 1: there another hour. Finally they brought us back in and
Speaker 1: it was to let the crew go after a certain point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a certain time alloted.
Speaker 3: But they just made that rule a couple years ago before.
Speaker 3: I remember, you could stay on that thing.
Speaker 1: No no, I was no, no, no, no, you still
Speaker 1: had you still had a rest time that you had.
Speaker 1: You can only push back times and you can only
Speaker 1: do it a certain amount of time. But we went
Speaker 1: back and I told the captain that I had just
Speaker 1: taken some night quill. So when we was on the
Speaker 1: jump seat, I fell asleep.
Speaker 4: Hold on, somebody telling the story. Hush, I'm gonna get
Speaker 4: to you in one second. No, I'm gonna get to
Speaker 4: you in a second. Somebody to get to that.
Speaker 1: Go back to the story. Get to the bottom line
Speaker 1: is when when they they wanted to fire me, I
Speaker 1: told them what happened. The captain denied it, said I
Speaker 1: had never told him anything. Wow, damn because he was
Speaker 1: knocking off the Yeah, so that was an automatic termination.
Speaker 4: Yo, you're already talking shit about OG comedians, man being disrespectful?
Speaker 1: What you talking about? Og comedian? You are?
Speaker 4: But you had to in this feeling you said in
Speaker 4: this village that what did he say?
Speaker 3: Nineteen ninety two?
Speaker 1: Who's night? Who's comedian? In nineteen ninety two? Who's who's
Speaker 1: the nineteen ninety two comedian? They are?
Speaker 4: Dad?
Speaker 1: Now, Wow, you're being disrespectful? Son, Who's the nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: two comedian Yo Yo.
Speaker 6: First off, sir, First off, uncross you when you're doing
Speaker 6: some interviews, son, don't do that.
Speaker 1: First of all. First of all, recognize a pimp bitch.
Speaker 6: I know, I know because you had your pimp voister
Speaker 6: the other time.
Speaker 1: I was like this, think about the traffic somebody. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: long you don't snatch.
Speaker 6: We gonah yo, And I'm gonna tell you. You know,
Speaker 6: I don't fuck with nobody. You one of the ones
Speaker 6: I fuck with. I know this sounds crazy.
Speaker 4: Boy.
Speaker 6: When I see you, I'm like, I want this thing
Speaker 6: to take me fishing one day.
Speaker 1: No didnies, sir. We were just talking about that. So
Speaker 1: why are you shot on him? Then? Why are you
Speaker 1: telling other people on this? I ain't never on this. No.
Speaker 1: What I said was and I told him, I said
Speaker 1: it wasn't bad. What Donell's they was just funny. When
Speaker 1: Donna said, man, I can't get no damn work out
Speaker 1: here nineteen ninety two on there's Jay working every week?
Speaker 1: Did you say that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I ain't never say that, son. Oh. When there's somebody lied, yeah.
Speaker 6: Somebody lie, you gotta check that.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't come out nine no way, son.
Speaker 1: I never say him like that.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, especially especially with somebody that you not used to,
Speaker 6: but to continue to like you did, nigga, No.
Speaker 1: Way, thank you. No. I told him I have nothing
Speaker 1: but love for you. That's nothing.
Speaker 4: Always cop and please when somebody run down on you,
Speaker 4: man whatever, you always want to pop ship and apologize, Nigga,
Speaker 4: just ask kiss WHOA.
Speaker 6: What I do is what I do is that let
Speaker 6: nobody twist my words of anything I said. And if
Speaker 6: something like that said, you gotta show as they say.
Speaker 1: Showed me the receipts. And I ain't never never, never
Speaker 1: had nothing to build or anything. And I ain't coming
Speaker 1: to please he one of the ones ever and I
Speaker 1: and I have to take and I have to take
Speaker 1: your word for that, playing itself. Stop lying on a
Speaker 1: next Jay, stopped lying on Corey. Holkme man, lead him.
Speaker 1: You know what, You're trying to start some ship with
Speaker 1: that one. You need to lead that along.
Speaker 3: You need to lead that along.
Speaker 1: You need to leave that with Corey. Man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you one thing about Corey that y'all might not know.
Speaker 1: What's that that motherfucker can fight. No, no, no, you know, no,
Speaker 1: let me get this strang. Okay, there's a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of people that run, they yack and can't fight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a legit, that's a little bit strong man. I was.
Speaker 1: I was with him in a gym when he sold
Speaker 1: called members of a gang or old Jez whatever talking
Speaker 1: ship and Corey said, well what you want to you know,
Speaker 1: basically do let's play ball, because he could play some ball.
Speaker 1: He I mean, he was slamming. One of them started talking.
Speaker 1: Cary swung him around like uh, you know how you
Speaker 1: swing kids around, and the rest of them was getting
Speaker 1: ready to make a move. I jumped in. I said, no, all,
Speaker 1: y'all ain't gonna jump on him. And then there was
Speaker 1: some other comedians set back like little bitches.
Speaker 4: So let's just keep it, keep this realm on the
Speaker 4: fifty one fifty show.
Speaker 1: I want to hear. I need to know who the
Speaker 1: comedians were that didn't jump in. And Corey can thump,
Speaker 1: I believe even know he's heavier now, I mean he
Speaker 1: can thump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cory a good dude, man,
Speaker 1: good dude. He's he's a real good dude. If you
Speaker 1: don't want his type of truth, then don't ask his
Speaker 1: type of question.
Speaker 4: That's very true.
Speaker 1: That's very true. That's very true. And I'm not making
Speaker 1: all this be about fighting and everything, but the way
Speaker 1: that I talk when things ender my brain that stand out,
Speaker 1: you know, I say it like, that's one of the
Speaker 1: things that stand out about him. I have seen him
Speaker 1: in action. I know the one comedian was talking all
Speaker 1: that ship to him. He was out outside the improv
Speaker 1: in La and I had to go to the cause
Speaker 1: that dude, uh uh, leave that alone. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, And all I heard nons let him go.
Speaker 1: I said, Okay, that's a C word. He wants me
Speaker 1: to let you go for a reason. You we're going
Speaker 1: to walk into a wall that's moving. Leave that alone.
Speaker 1: You not built, but what's getting ready to happen to you?
Speaker 1: Let me see your hands. No, you're not butter to
Speaker 1: buttery too damn buttery too buttery Jesus Christ. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can wipe the baby's ass. And he'd be like, come
Speaker 1: on a little bit more.
Speaker 4: Of course, southor Court, Corey said that people always mentioning
Speaker 4: him on Burfa's Club, but he don't never get the
Speaker 4: chance to respond, And he's absolutely right.
Speaker 1: So salute the court. Yes, yeah, you know I give credit.
Speaker 1: What creditors do.
Speaker 3: I know Cory got a problem with Donnell and even
Speaker 3: with but not Corey's always been.
Speaker 1: He got a problem with Donall don just two. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I remember. That's why I said, you're trying
Speaker 1: to start some mes. Do be copping please now getting
Speaker 1: his feelings, That's what I'm saying. See, I'm not built
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I can tell you can't. You can't
Speaker 1: say what I don't do. I don't do mean well,
Speaker 1: people that are mean, I don't do that. Well. You
Speaker 1: cannot holler at me and expect me in an hour
Speaker 1: to be okay, give me a minute, contact me over
Speaker 1: the weekend, the next week, let's see where I'm at,
Speaker 1: because you ain't gonna holler at me and then and
Speaker 1: then let's go get ice cream. You crazy.
Speaker 2: It's just see, I don't mind comedy like you go
Speaker 2: back in front of you make funny jokes. But when
Speaker 2: it gets personal, that's when you have to have to
Speaker 2: have a conversation.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So if you going at me, you can go at me.
Speaker 3: We can go at each other.
Speaker 4: But when it gets personal, I think that's what happened
Speaker 4: with donn Ellencory?
Speaker 1: Oh he got it. No, Corey baited him, then we
Speaker 1: gotta have a conversation. He got his feelings. I'm ana
Speaker 1: beat son. You ain't just gonna talk about my man
Speaker 1: in front of me. You know he's checking up for
Speaker 1: his guns. You know that's why, that's what he's doing.
Speaker 2: I think with that with Donna Ella Cory, it's stayed comedy.
Speaker 2: With the Black and Mile toy, it was comedy. I
Speaker 2: don't ever think of personal or did it? Did I
Speaker 2: miss something? But the thing I love about Corey's Corey
Speaker 2: and Jess got personal.
Speaker 1: You can't let Corey smell blood on you and Corey
Speaker 1: gonna brand you, Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a brand that you're gonna be stuck with,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. So Donnell had to turn
Speaker 4: his whole special to the Black Mark.
Speaker 3: But it was it's always stayed jokes and never got
Speaker 3: personal for them that I see.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm gonna be honest with you. But
Speaker 1: most like most Latinos, I'm not. I'm saying, y'all getting
Speaker 1: y'all feelings quick, y'all, y'all don't joke too long. I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not Latino. I call it the light skin
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 1: You can tell when you're in your feeling. Get your
Speaker 1: right legs start to shake. Yeah, you just want but
Speaker 1: they I smell, I see things, scan the room.
Speaker 3: He calls me beige rage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's it. I don't know why y'all get
Speaker 1: so upset. Maybe all the pepper y'all eat. I don't know,
Speaker 1: and that heat be on the inside of y'all. Latino
Speaker 1: on that Okay, Okay, We're gonna let you be black today.
Speaker 1: Latino is okay. I do want to say this Latino
Speaker 1: is black. They come from a black heritage. So a
Speaker 1: lot of your Latinos you are not white. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Some of y'all want to be, but you're not. Menudo chitlings.
Speaker 1: Same damn thing is not Chitling's man is Chiitlins. Menudo
Speaker 1: is a group menudo.
Speaker 3: What's manudo? You spanished?
Speaker 1: You don't know. You don't know what manulo is?
Speaker 4: New youurekan?
Speaker 1: The hell is that New York? Areacan? That bruh? That's
Speaker 1: cal You don't know. We really don't know. I'm really
Speaker 1: not smanaged.
Speaker 3: Don't listen to him I'm not Spanish. Not a lick.
Speaker 1: Yes he is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Menudo is pork and live with stew has made
Speaker 4: with Cole's stomach simmon and brought with red chili paper.
Speaker 1: Sounds like chillers than me. Chilling's chillings. I'll eat that
Speaker 1: because I don't eat.
Speaker 4: Pop jac You know what, you know what, you know
Speaker 4: what on YouTube right now, you gom y'all gott I
Speaker 4: will come.
Speaker 3: Sixteen years it's the first time you've been up Here's crazy.
Speaker 1: On it because I never thought. I mean, if y'all
Speaker 1: call on me, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna I'll sit
Speaker 1: in you in tail stopped through, I will, I will
Speaker 1: sit there. We'll, we'll, we'll roast everybody out here in
Speaker 1: a good way, in a good way because I don't
Speaker 1: I don't want you getting yourself and no, you don't
Speaker 1: get in trouble like that.
Speaker 4: No more, no, no, no want of the blue, no,
Speaker 4: not even when they come up in the studio that
Speaker 4: be I had one. I had want you know, I
Speaker 4: had one fight after that, you had a real fight,
Speaker 4: A real fight after the can I get a drop moment?
Speaker 4: But that was that was easier because this one person,
Speaker 4: so I handed that on all but that was like,
Speaker 4: that's the only other time he swung at me, but
Speaker 4: he missed because I was walking. I was across the street,
Speaker 4: so he swung on. Oh yeah, and I was walking
Speaker 4: out and he swung on me. And then yeah, there
Speaker 4: was a good one.
Speaker 3: That was good, you know, minister society when you went
Speaker 3: back and look at the video, cause we.
Speaker 1: Had to pharmacy so he could see the video tape.
Speaker 1: So he called me out.
Speaker 2: We ran back down were watching the video that the
Speaker 2: dude walks back in. Me and Charlamaye got scared, like
Speaker 2: ship because we like, is he walking back in?
Speaker 3: He must have a gun.
Speaker 1: God just did him dirty.
Speaker 3: But Charloamy knocked him out so bad he dropped his keys.
Speaker 3: He was looking for his keys.
Speaker 1: He about to get his key. I mean, but I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 3: Hit him so hard feet off the ground. I was impressed.
Speaker 1: And I could have I could have took that tape
Speaker 1: and put it out before what like why.
Speaker 3: I don't give as. I was impressed. I was impressed.
Speaker 4: That was years ago.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to fight nobody guns gunklish.
Speaker 1: I'd be seven in a couple of weeks. I was impressed. Houston, Texas.
Speaker 1: I want to say this to you, let's go. I
Speaker 1: will be there next week. I'm humbly saying thank y'all
Speaker 1: so very much for the support that Houston, Houston. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: They are just day that city. They they they have
Speaker 1: done nothing but support me over the years. I shot
Speaker 1: my special there. Now were coming back next week. We
Speaker 1: already looked like we set a record there. We seld
Speaker 1: out over nine shows, so I think we get We're
Speaker 1: going to be at the Improv in Houston, Texas next week.
Speaker 1: When we leave here today, we're going to uh, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: I'll be in Brunswick, New Jersey. We're getting ready to
Speaker 1: do it. That's called the Stress Club Stress Tractor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So my my my tour is doing great. We had
Speaker 1: two million views so called. Everybody call people that you
Speaker 1: know in jail, put some money on their books and
Speaker 1: get some happiness in their heart. And I'm just in
Speaker 1: thank you and I'm YouTube. Y'all have been nothing but
Speaker 1: kind to me. And let me say thinking I and
Speaker 1: I hope to have not offend anyone, but you know, hey,
Speaker 1: when you when you when you when you come to me,
Speaker 1: expect the truth no matter how I put it. I
Speaker 1: got a lot of info, people saying I need to
Speaker 1: write a book, but who knows. Let's talk about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's talk about it absolutely. That's really, Let's talk about
Speaker 1: it absolutely. If you don't talk about it with me,
Speaker 1: you know how your eyes are. No, No, I draw,
Speaker 1: I draw. I'm just saying I draw. We both got
Speaker 1: Outlet draw, just go to just go Jake Comedy and
Speaker 1: everything else will pull up. People of the New Brunswick
Speaker 1: want to know if I'm bringing my sprays, I have
Speaker 1: them called them mother smell gooding. Right now, you just can't.
Speaker 1: I can't meet the demand to selling in my store.
Speaker 1: But this stuff ain't no joke. Everybody knows. You know.
Speaker 1: You gotta look at things as a business. You know,
Speaker 1: real quick? Did you buy a bunch of homes in Detroit?
Speaker 4: No, that was and Angeloue.
Speaker 1: You did a smart move. Boy. A lot of my
Speaker 1: family from Detroit, my wife, people from Detroit.
Speaker 3: I don't talk about real estate on the air no more.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we did pretty good.
Speaker 1: Shut up, man, it's the breakfast Club on. Let me
Speaker 1: let me cut out this way, let me queue out
Speaker 1: this way. Wake that ass up in the morning. The
Speaker 1: Breakfast Club