1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. It's 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: another Jubila on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: is Jocelyn there? Yes, this is she Hi there, Jocelyn. 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: My name is Kurt B. And I'm calling from the 7 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: homeowners Association. I don't think we've had the pleasure of 8 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: meeting yet. But how are you. Oh? I'm doing great. 9 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: How are you? I'm okay? So congratulations on moving into 10 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: our little area. I know you're going to love it 11 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: here you Yes, oh, we are loving it so far. 12 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: We are, yes, and loving every menu of it. How 13 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: is it going so far with the unpacking? Everything going okay? Well, 14 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 1: you know how good. You've probably seen our trucks outside. 15 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: We have like quite a bit of stuff moving it. Yeah, 16 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: quite the eyes are I'm hoping we'll get that moved 17 00:00:55,080 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: along quickly. Oh oh um, absolutely, no, we are. Our 18 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: goal is tomorrow afternoon. Actually, good, good, good. I just 19 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: don't want trucks in our neighborhood. You know, we do 20 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,399 Speaker 1: our best to keep things nice. Well, yes, that's what 21 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,960 Speaker 1: attracted us to the neighborhood in the first place. We 22 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 1: love how nice everything looks around here. Great. Yeah, and 23 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 1: I think you'll find that we're very involved here at 24 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: the homeowners Association. I know you've only been here for 25 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: three days and the board wanted to give you some 26 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: space to get all moved in. But an issue has 27 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: come up already, and that's why I'm calling. Do you 28 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: mean the trucks, Well, they're very ugly, but no, I'm 29 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: actually referring to your lights. Wait what Yes, one of 30 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: our members was driving by your house last night and 31 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 1: saw that your lights were on at eleven o five pm. 32 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: We are you Are you talking about like the inside lights? Yes, 33 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: I am, Yes, I am. We actually have a rule here, 34 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: lights out by ten thirty on weeknights eleven on the weekends. 35 00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: Give you a little leeway there, Okay, Thes on the 36 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: inside of the house have to be out by a 37 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: certain time. Yes, and so you were in violation, and 38 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 1: I'm calling to let you know that the board is 39 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: going to have to find you five hundred dollars for 40 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: that offense. Okay, thank you. I expect you can expect 41 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,119 Speaker 1: to wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you are going to 42 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: find me five hundred dollars for having my inside lights on? Yes, 43 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: in my own home. Look at that? She follows along 44 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: with a conversation. Very well, yes we are. I hope 45 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: there's no hard feelings. But now that you've learned your lesson, 46 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: you'll know better. Where did this come from? You know, 47 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: you should actually consider yourself lucky. If you weren't a 48 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 1: newbie here, the fine would have been seven hundred and 49 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: fifty dollars. But I asked them, begged them to go 50 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: easy on you. How can you get that you're welcome 51 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: charging people that much money? Did you read your homeowners 52 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: Association handbook? I looked through it. I didn't read every page. Well, 53 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 1: you might want to pay attention to page number two 54 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: hundred and thirty seven because that lists are light policy. 55 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me right now? That's takes two hundred 56 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: and thirty seventh grade? Yes, let me just look that 57 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: up the fine print. That's ridiculous. Well, regardless, you're going 58 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 1: to be charged, you can expect an invoice in the mail. 59 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: And what have we learned? Turn those lights off because 60 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: it's ninety night, all right, Thank you, you have a 61 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 1: good day. Get off the phone. No, no, you are 62 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: not hanging up. You are not. We're not done talking. 63 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: Oh no, I thought we were. I thought I had 64 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: made my point very clear. You're going are you condescending? 65 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: We're not done you here yet. This has made me 66 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: very angry. You know we're not done talking. You are correct, 67 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: we are not done here yet because I forgot to 68 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: tell you about something else. Oh whoa what else could 69 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: you possibly have to talk to you about? You have 70 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: to Are you going to find me for having my 71 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: my grasp a centimeter too long or something like? What? What? 72 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: I haven't measured it yet? But I'm actually talking about 73 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: your car. You'll be fine for your car if you 74 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: keep it up. I forgot to warn you about that 75 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: when we started keep what up? What? I'm going to 76 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: be fined for my car? Yeah? Kidding me? No, I'm not. 77 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: You're not allowed to start it after eleven pm at 78 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: night or before six in the morning, and we've noticed 79 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: that you've been starting it before six o'clock. So you'll 80 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: be fine. Because I work the morning at a hospital. 81 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: I work in a hospital. You might have to tell 82 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: those patients that you have a homeowners association that has 83 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,679 Speaker 1: a noise policy, and you can't start your car that early. 84 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: You can, but you're gonna be charged four hundred dollars 85 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: every time you DOOS. Oh, isn't that great? You love 86 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: your job. You told you love this. You're getting off 87 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: on this. You love you love this policy. You I 88 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: could tell I knew it as soon as I signed 89 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: off on this homeowners association. I have to deal tool 90 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: like you and my homeowners association. I just should have known. Well, 91 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: you should have known that this is a prank phone call. 92 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: That's what you should have known. Excuse me, I said 93 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: you should have known that this is a prank phone call. 94 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 1: You should have known that this is actually Jewel from 95 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap 96 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: on you. No, that is not Yes, it is your 97 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: friend Tammy set you up. Oh, oh my god. No. 98 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 1: She told us you were worried about She told us 99 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: you were worried about moving into an area with a 100 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: homeowners association. I should have time, but her dollars were 101 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: giving my life size. I'll let you know we're gonna 102 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: be charging you five hundred dollars for this phone call 103 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: to Okay, all right, wake up every morning with Jubal 104 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,559 Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, on moving ninety 105 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: two point five