WEBVTT - They'r-r-e Pretty Good! 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:05.160 Hello everybody. Hi, Byehi, I mean you can't eat any 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:10.160 of this please, that's exciting. Welcome to Serial Killers. Andy 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:12.280 had a thing. I will, I will, I will make 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:14.640 it along, which we have enough time to kick Diamond 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:19.960 out there you go. We gotta make this quick. This 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:23.040 has gotta be a hide like sports. We gotta make 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.160 this quick. Let's make the episode. Stop it quick, oo 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:35.960 and have pennies to buy spash. Okay, Hey, welcome to Monday, 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:39.240 June sixth, Today's d day. Andrew great. Oh that's good. 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:42.000 Not good, No, he's not good. Sorry everybody. Yeah, anyway, 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:44.600 Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scotty B and I'm Andrew. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.040 This is the party. Hi, Hi Diamond. This is the 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:49.720 podcast where we talk about cereal. We'll try it, we 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:51.279 eat it, we rate it, we let you know how 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.240 it is. Doing all the things, all the things. It's exciting. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.800 Diamond is waiting for her car to get unblocked outside 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:00.279 by some burly construction workers. Can you just jiggle litt 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.800 old mouse pad really quick, just to make sure it's recording. Yeah, 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.560 on that end, I know it's recording. On this end. 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.760 Comes towards you, guys, want a video for this careful, 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.600 the camera's gonna fall, it says recording. Oh I love that. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:13.319 Oh I don't know what I have to look there. 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.120 Honestly it doesn't matter at this point. All right, well, anyway, 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.200 this is serial Killers. Before we start, can we please 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.000 thank our friends at Maltomeo. Absolutely grab those two bags 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:22.920 behind you. They sent us a bunch of bags. But 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.480 we've already done these cereals. But this is their their 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:30.240 new updated logo, not logo, but the bags. They've changed 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.399 all the bags and now they have new characters. Look, 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:36.640 you're covering the character. Who is it? Yeah, that's Dinosaured 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:43.000 Chucky and this is Spaceship Shelley. Okay, thank you. But 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:44.880 we did try these serials before, but now all the 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.039 bags have gotten a re reboot, if you want to 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:52.200 call it that. So Diamond to come on, man, anyway, 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.920 he's not in the mood. Today is not the day. 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:58.160 So lots of the other Cereal podcasts got this one 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.680 sent to them along with the two other ones. Okay, 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.200 brand new, we didn't, so I had to go to 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:06.320 the Walmart neighborhood market and pick this up. Do you 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.160 know what the Walmart neighborhood market is now? The Walmart 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:12.400 neighborhood market is just a Walmart supermarket. Did you know 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.720 that those exist? Now, it's not a big giant Walmart. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.679 It's just a Walmart supermarket. You've mentioned this on a 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:22.720 past episode before. I might have. Yeah, that's not a microphone. 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:28.000 This is anyway, learn about radio, Learn about it. So 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:31.120 I did a little bit of research, and this flavor 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:36.079 of this cereal has never existed except in Argentina. Oh 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:43.320 and in Argentina it's called Zukarita. Serial Killers International, Yeah, 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:49.000 international BB. In Argentina it's Zukaritas. You know that. Yeah, Okay, frutilla, 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:56.840 So that is a cereal. Yes, we've had zukaritas before. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:03:01.000 Sugar they are great. Andrew frosted sugar. They are great 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.480 sugar frosted flakes. Yes, Oh that's it. So we've had 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:09.360 the zukaritas. Those are the Spanish frosted flakes. Yeah, but 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:16.720 these Andrew are the strawberry milkshake frosted flakes. Oh it's 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.799 the only one they had. I have a large family. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.079 Are you excited? Yeah, no, I am. 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:26.440 I like the strawberry things. Can you have this one? 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.200 Can you give us something you can't eat it? 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:34.560 You know what you could do. You could just go go, 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:38.720 go go anyway. He is it's not it's not a 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.640 good day today. It's hot in here too. It is hot. 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:44.520 It's really gross. It's muggy. It smells like strawberry quick. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.520 Can smell it? No, oh that it smells so good, right, 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:49.800 it smells like strawberry Quick in the old school canister 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:51.720 that you had to open with a quarter that we've 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:56.760 talked about before. Strawberry shortcakes, ice cream that the ice 0:03:56.800 --> 0:04:01.920 cream that was quint from Good Humor. That is a 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:05.120 Good Humor ice cream pop. Yeah, Farmland milk, that's a 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:09.720 novel high farmland milk. Yeah, wink wink. Maybe one day 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:12.200 we're getting the diamond. We're getting there. Maybe if you were, 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.400 if you were a good executive producer, maybe you'd get 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:18.560 on the horn as they say, I just did. All right, 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:22.560 here we go, ready strawberry milkshake frosted flakes by Diamond 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:32.320 A nice right, goodbye, ready bye. I mean it tastes 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.320 like frosted flakes with a hint of strawberry. Really right. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.040 There's only just a little bit of strawberry flavor, and 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:39.039 it looks like there's more. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.800 It smells like, there's a lot more right. I like it, 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.960 though it's disappointing, I have to tell you the truth. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.320 Because there's not as much strawberry flavor as you would think. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.440 But it's still good. If you would rate it as 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:55.240 a frosted Flakes, I mean I would give this four balls. Yeah, 0:04:55.320 --> 0:05:02.920 three bowls. That's good. It's good. That's that's my review. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:07.320 All right. I think it's pretty good. It's pretty good. 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:11.440 It's almost great. It's there. That's that's my opinion. Like 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.160 when you say that, what does that mean when you 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.760 say it's there, it's there? Of course they're there. They're 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:16.080 all here. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.960 You're there a lot of times. You're just present. There's 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:22.240 not much to it. It's not exciting, nothing, nothing new. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.839 All right, doctor, thank you for listening to Serial Killers. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.640 Oh wow, I didn't have anymore. So we're just doing 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.480 a quick, I'm kidding, five minute episode. Can I tell 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.560 you how upset I am with Bill Johnson? Let me 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.520 tell you about Bill Johnson. Okay, he's the cereal another 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.279 cereal guy. Yeah. So the other day I look on 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:43.480 his Instagram. He's got this giant box from General Mills 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.320 New Cereal. Inside he's got the new tricks, the tricks 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.200 tracks that went back there. See we have a picture 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.400 of it, but we don't have it. He's got lol 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:56.200 doll surprise, Wow cereal. He's got the new banana caramel cheerios. Dude. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.200 They send him a giant box of all this stuff 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.320 and we're just chop liver. Yeah. I don't know why 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.320 they didn't send us. I don't understand. Well, maybe we 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:07.560 need to email them again. I don't know. They did 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:09.400 send us that box like six months ago. So we 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.760 do have a few things, but I don't understand. Like 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.640 we're a you know, it makes me sad, like we're 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:16.880 a pretty good podcast. I'll just give you the links 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:18.279 and then you could just stay on it with like 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.320 your personal email, because I get the emails to the 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:22.240 serial killers one. What do you do with it? I 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:24.400 mean maybe there's something that I have to renew every couple. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.120 Do you ever respond or click? 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:30.200 I'm I respond to things. Remember I was going to 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:31.200 give you the log in and you said it was 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:35.279 too difficult, Okay, cool, bye the email log in. 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:37.560 Well we got hacked and the never got hacked. You 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:39.720 said we had to change the passwords. It's too much 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:43.480 for me to remember Okay, hey, boomer, how's it going? 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.600 You could do it, millennial? Just keep adding things to 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.680 your job. You don't know what I do. I do 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:50.880 so much more? 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:52.440 Can I go on? Now? 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:55.800 Let me say things about how little your work ethic is. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.000 But no, don't give me an email log in. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.479 I don't know how those work all the way from Pennsylvania. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:04.520 Do I need the broadband disc? I only have ten 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:08.400 more free hours on my AOL trial disc. How do 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:09.760 you know about that? 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.520 I grew up with dial up yet, idiots don't get 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.360 Did you really grow up going to Blockbuster and taking 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.280 the AOL disc off the counter? Yes? 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.880 I don't think you'd magazines the whole nine yards because 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:20.880 you used to get them. Unlike magazines, it would be 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.400 stuck to it magazines. Yes, magazines used to have the 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.000 AOL discs or they would send it to your house. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:27.200 Yeah, but you would have the CD ROMs. We had 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:30.720 discs like you didn't have discs. You didn't get floppies. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.920 We got floppy I had floppy discs. I don't know 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:33.840 about that, Yes I did. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.880 It was my old compact computer and there was a 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.320 game I specifically played on it. It was like fifteen 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.960 floppy discs. You'd finish one like little mission. It would 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.560 be like insert floppy disc too. 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:46.240 Okay, but you you never actually had a floppy floppy disc. 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.920 You had a rigid floppy disc black ones with a 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.920 little metal thing. No, no, no, they called that a 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.600 floppy disc. Harry say, I have a bu chat. Okay, 0:07:55.640 --> 0:08:00.800 we can, but I've I used computers in the nineties. 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:03.320 I'm just trying to say an original, the actual you 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:04.880 had a disc that was maybe a little bit smaller 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.880 than that. There was an actual floppy disc that was 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:11.160 about this size and you it flopped. That's why they 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.880 called it floppy. It wasn't rigid plastic, it was it 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:17.040 was soft. Well, did not have that, Yeah, No, I 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:20.560 had that. Well, I had my vision Commodore sixty four. Yeah, 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.120 I had my own things. What's a commodore? I know 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.480 what a commodore? Aren't they a band that sings? Oh 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:29.720 my god? Just go to commodorees with Lionel Ritchie. All right, 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.080 So I don't have the time or the energy today. 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.240 Thank you Mike and Michelle from Pennsylvania. We got this 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:37.600 legal box of fruit rings. Now we've had many different 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:41.120 uh fruit rings from different companies. Yeah, they're mostly generics. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:42.800 Obviously we had Golden Foods and we had some other 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:46.120 supermarket huh. And now legal fruit rings are here. And 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:50.640 the mascot reminds me of this sing old lady with 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:55.720 the eye that falls out right sing. Oh the movie sing. 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:57.520 I never saw a sing but you know what, it 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:01.280 reminds me of what the movie about the lizard called 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.280 Rio that has Johnny Depp. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:04.640 In It reminds me of the old lady in Sick. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.840 Have you ever seen Rio? Johnny the gorilla? Have you 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:10.080 ever seen it? I know, Duran, Duran real, Okay, thank 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:14.120 you so much. Her name is Rino and she can't sen. 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.440 I'm not sad. Put the phone down, please, let's eat now. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.120 I'm gonna show you what Rio looks like, because it's 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:20.839 you know what it looks like. My kids watched a 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:25.160 thousand times. I know, not Rio, Rango, Rango, Rango, whatever. 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:29.320 It's all animated stuff. It's not it's the exact same thing. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.319 Oh my god. Well that's because these lizards all look 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:35.120 the same or whatever they are Salomon wrango, what are 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:38.720 they go geckos? Geckos. I don't think it's a get goo. 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:42.080 Yeah, Okay, I didn't know you were also a reptilian expert. 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.840 To added to the things that Scotty knows me, Scotty 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:45.520 knows everything. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.440 They called me reptile Scott. Yeah, of course they do. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.640 And meanwhile, the minute of one would come near you, 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:54.240 they called me Scott Scott the snake. That's a reptile. Right. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.120 I can't fruit rings. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:02.640 I don't understand how you could be so bold, yeah, 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.280 in knowing things and then turning back and being like, 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.559 I think I don't know everything. Yeh, act like it. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:12.960 No, So these rings are these rings are? These rings 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.200 are a little a little dull in color. They're not 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.840 quite as colorful as fruit loops, probably because they are, 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:21.959 oh you're eating them already naturally flavored with other natural flavors. Again, 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.240 when foot loops took the artificial out, they got dull 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:28.480 and no one liked them. I like them. They're really good. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.960 Four balls, one spoon. They do taste like fruit loops. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:35.520 I'm gonna give them that. MM A little bit duller, 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.880 but still all star status. They get four balls from me, 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:44.120 four four balls, one spoon. Okay, because if you give 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:45.440 it four balls and two spoons, you know what that 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:49.960 would be right. Another bowl? Very good. You think you're 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:53.760 so smart. Your kids don't know how to add. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.680 New kids don't know how to add? What did you 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.160 add on? Have you ever used a calculator? Have you 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:00.320 ever used a calculator? I bet you had it. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.720 You probably just use one of those like scientific ones. Yeah, 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:05.840 the TIAD texas instrument, the one that everyone has to use. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.439 But for no reason, I never had one. Well, when 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.559 you were in high school. I don't think they made 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.520 had to buy one. No, I didn't. No, I'm saying 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.120 when you were in high school. So we're gonna talk 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:18.800 about me for once. I am saying when I was 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:22.199 in high school, it was mandatory, said when you were 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:23.960 in high school? Yeah, and then you followed up with 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:25.839 but I didn't need to use one because you said 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:30.520 you as in me. No, I was talking about myself. Okay, 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.120 listen back. You said when you were in high school, 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:33.360 So I thought you were a fun to me when 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.640 you were in high school. I mean you should have 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.120 said when I was in high school. You didn't learn 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:42.280 that obviously in English class. I want to go, Hey, 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.240 we'd be great on a game show together, wouldn't we 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.160 We'd never actually play the game. We just fight the 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:48.040 whole time. Yeah, because the minute I would say something, 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:48.760 it would be like he does. 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:53.560 Anybody's talking about excuse me, No, that's wrong. I'd like 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:54.720 to change up the answers. 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.440 I would like you. I would like to challenge the 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:00.000 answer that you have, mister Games Show. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.000 Hey, I know this is my partner. We should be 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:04.160 working together, but he's an idiot. Can I swap teams 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:05.079 and be by myself? 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:07.840 Can we take a break and be back right after this? Sure, 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:13.760 let's do that. Oh, Andrew, I know the hole wasn't 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:18.280 big enough. You say that in every episode. Can I 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:19.480 just tell people what you do that I think is 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:21.520 so funny? What? So we'll text each other back and 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:24.040 forth at night about something and I'll see the three 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.240 little dots and then the dots will go away, and 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.360 then like a minute later, I'll get an audio file 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.280 for him, and it's my favorite because he makes fun 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:32.480 of me in that voice and he sends it to 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.440 my text and I love it. It's my favorite thing. Well, 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.680 I'm happy I can make your days break. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:35.880 You do. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:37.640 You make me smile anytime that I see that. 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.040 Meanwhile, my blood pressure is through the roof right now. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:42.680 And my cheeks have never been more red because I'm 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:43.160 so angry. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.360 Well, no, you have hair on them, so it's covering 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:49.560 the redness. What except from the alopecia part? Yeah? What? What? 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:54.200 Don't you don't talk about my wife? Shall we eat 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:55.920 my wife's name out of your mouth? You want to 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:57.800 go back to calculators? Or should we eat another cereal? 0:12:57.960 --> 0:12:59.920 No, because again I apparently don't know how to save 0:12:59.920 --> 0:13:01.960 it right thing, So let's move this on. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:03.280 I want to hear where you were talking. What's the 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:05.600 t I eighty four? It was this calculator that everybody 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:08.760 had to buy in high school. My when I was 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.800 growing up, you had to buy everybody had to buy 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:12.520 a calculator. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.800 You had to get this one. And I never understood 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:17.079 why they were in bed with texts instruments. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.480 Well, see, I had a Cassio watch that had a 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.959 calculator and that's all I needed. Yeah, because it was 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.080 just a regular calculator. All you need in this life 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:27.480 of sin is you in your Cassio calculator watch? Yeah? 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.000 And then I told you had the phone dialar one. 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.560 That one was great. You did went to the payphone. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.439 That's the noise it made, it did Oh fun, that's 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:37.120 exactly the noise. It put up the noise, put up 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:39.680 the noise. You want some more cereal? Yeah? 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.640 No, I'm just here to make this a pseudo bowl chat. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.200 So this way, when you listen back at the end, 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.080 you go, you know what, we really didn't talk too 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:47.280 much about cereal Andy. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:51.920 This is also a listener supplied cereal from Pennsylvania, and 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.400 it's one of those store brands that you can kind 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:54.160 of find wherever. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.960 This is feeling like a classic episode of Serial Killers. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.800 We've been getting along pretty well these days. 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:02.120 Essential every day, this one, I feel like I'm slip 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.440 slip slipping back into my old ways, Like is this 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:08.560 Walmart distributed by Super Value ink? Does this look like 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:11.400 I'm in a like an old nineteen twenties movie. You 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:15.480 have the big cigarette holder. C C. Deville isn't get 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:17.800 him my movie contract? CEC. De Ville was in Poison. 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:21.840 Get the band right, get me my manager. But I 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.440 never understood, like why did they have the cigarette holders? 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:26.720 Get them stretch? They made them even longer by putting 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.360 them in plastic holders? Is that so their fingers didn't smell? 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.560 They didn't get caught by their moms? Okay, pretty sure. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:35.600 Hollywood stars of like the twenties and thirties, by the 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:37.479 time they were like thirty, they were already halfway. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.720 Through their life. You're probably right or sorry three fourths 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:41.200 of the way. Because when I was a kid in 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:45.960 like early high school and smoked cigarettes, I would wear gloves. Yeah, well, 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:47.560 I didn't want my parents to smell my fingers. You 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:52.320 mentioned that smell my finger I'm so good. Open up 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.560 the cereal or bring out the what is this box? 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.440 Cut essential every day crunchy granola raisin brand? So this 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:03.640 is comparable to the raisin clustered, crunched stuff that they 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:07.160 have that sounds exciting. Pal? Are you writing up a 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.320 big story? So? Can we do a Scotty shake please? 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.400 Or is it too late Now I've already shook because 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:23.280 I'm shook. Scotty shake his box? We have like seven 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.200 other of those? Where are they of what those jingles? 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:29.080 You never sent them? Didn't you tell Brody to send 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.840 you a file of stuff? He did? And I put 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:32.880 everything on this boss shake your box wasn't in there. 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:39.360 There's the there's the man with the box that one again? 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:43.400 Look through your files? Are they all expired? Okay? So 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.560 this is basically raisin bran with crunchy clusters. I can't 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:50.440 believe we've been using this for almost what this thing 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.920 a year? No, the Superman box. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.120 Yeah, we've been using this for how many episodes now? 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:57.600 At least thirty episodes straight? 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:00.560 You think we've had it for what like six months? Maybe? Yeah? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:04.800 And sorry for Carla Marie. This is Essential every Day 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:08.880 crunchy granola raisin bran. That's crunchy granola raisin brand from 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:14.080 Essential every Day. And we've also had strawberry milkshake frosted flakes, yes, 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:18.240 and fruit rings from Leedle. Exciting the wait they're coming 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:19.720 on the show soon, aren't they. Yeah, we have so 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.840 many fun guests coming up, Carla Maria that we have 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:24.920 that's exciting. You say it like they're all locked down. 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.400 Yeah they are. Okay that guy that. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.480 Yeah, we have Jason who's gonna come, but he'll probably 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.360 do a bonus episode on a Friday because he does 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:31.920 chip reviews. 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.800 So is he gonna bring us chips to me? Yes? Okay, 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.320 now I'm in You sold it to me. It's like, hey, 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.000 this guy that reviews chips is gonna come to Serial Killers. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:43.920 You know I told you seventeen thousand times what it 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.160 was going to be, And of course when I heard it, 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:50.600 I just thought that, I'm like, dude, why does he 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:52.680 review a show from the seventies and early eighties? 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.160 And that should have made you actually want to have 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:57.600 him on instead, it was no, A caliber of guess 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:58.520 is too high. 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:02.920 I never said I said that. I didn't I did it. 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:09.560 I just advice up guy their reviews. Chip Bye Potato, 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:13.080 Chip's gonna come do Serial Killers, That's all I said. Man, m, 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:16.000 I'm well, well, I'd love to have them on a Friday, 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.320 do a bonus episode and we'll eat all kinds of crap. Great, 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.679 can't wait. Cool? It just has to be something, just 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:24.240 has to be stuff we haven't eaten yet. Okay, okay, 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.800 whole milk farm Land didn't even hand me my cup. 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:29.160 I had to do this myself, like an uncultured animal. 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:36.040 I put it in front of you, too crunchy, very malafesy. 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:42.879 I can't get there molasses in here? Can you go 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:46.600 to the store and buy molasses? Mm hmmm, you don't 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:50.000 like it? It's a right corn sharp like, why no, 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:55.080 there it is molasses? What is molasses? It's just thick sweetener, 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:59.840 isn't it They should not. Okay, you don't like it, No, 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:05.360 just get a bowl and spom it's so weird. I'm 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:06.840 gonna give it two balls in a spoon because it's 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:09.440 not terrible. I'm not a fan. It's just raisin brown 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:13.919 with some clusters in it. You like that, No, this 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.760 one doesn't have a good taste to it. I just 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:20.000 it's the molashes. You don't like the molasses. Yes, it 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:24.640 doesn't do anything. Well, it's a little brown sugary. Yeah, right, 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:27.320 But I like brown sugar. Some I'm surprised like light 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.840 brown sugar or dark brown sugar. It's funny, like someone 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:34.200 will I've got a shopping list because the kids want 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:36.679 to bake or whatever, and it'll say brown sugar on it. 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:38.920 But then when you go to the store, there's either 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:41.280 light brown sugar or dark brown sugar. There's nothing that 0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:43.800 just says brown sugar. Huh. So I don't know what 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:45.280 the difference is, and I never know which one to buy. 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.359 I just get the dark one. And what are you 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:48.440 looking at your other podcasts? 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.800 Is that I am actually because I'm doing forty two 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.720 things at once. Everybody yet with bull Chat, here we go. 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:56.560 With bull Chat. You're like, maybe we could keep going. 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:58.840 Right, I have to get home at twelve, and then 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:00.680 you are like today, like. 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:06.280 This right here I go, Ladies and Gentlemen. Is mister podcast. Yes, 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:09.240 I call him mister pie. He's got like seventeen podcasts 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:09.600 going and. 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:12.040 They're all coming soon, and I'll make sure that's when 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:14.200 I make my social media debut back again. 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:16.720 But Life is Spanglish. You can listen to it every Friday. 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:20.480 Don't promote things here? I do the Life and they're 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:26.399 so wonderful. They were on our show. Yeah, are you 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:31.800 such a turd? But yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't promote 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:34.640 other podcasts on our podcast Life and Spanglish every Friday. 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:41.360 Hollywood Gold coming soon. You have to promote our podcast 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.879 on those podcasts. You don't do that? Well, how do 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:45.399 you think I got those ones? I say, I'm in 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:48.240 a very successful serial podcast you listen to? Yes, I do? 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:50.640 Are you kidding me? Everybody I know knows me as 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:52.560 like a serial person now, and I'm like, I like 0:19:52.640 --> 0:19:58.240 it exactly exactly. You're not a serial person. You need 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:05.639 a serio. Such a turnball. Okay, you know if we 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:08.560 were brothers, like we would literally kill each other. I 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:11.840 already feel the burning passion inside to commit a homicide. 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:14.040