WEBVTT - Poison w/ Tom Skerritt 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:04.200 Of the law and Order franchises, SVU is considered especially watchable. 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:07.000 We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:09.080 vicious felonies. These episodes are based on. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:10.480 These are our stories. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:30.360 Done done, Hi, Hi, Hi, Welcome to That's Messed Up 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:31.800 nsview podcasts. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:36.240 I'm Kara, Hi Kara, and I am Lisa, And every 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:36.680 week we. 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.120 Talk about an episode of svuw the true crime it's 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.640 based on. And then we talked to an incredible guest 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:46.600 from the episode and post Thanksgiving bliss of an episode, 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:49.520 how do you feel feeling good? 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:54.440 Feeling you know, I'm pumped for I'm pumped for December. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:57.960 I like I'm going home for the holidays. I'm excited. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.880 Yeah, traveling with two kids would get me really pumped too. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:04.360 Yeah, well you know what you know, speaking of pumped, 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.400 I'm not pumping anymore. So that will make me traveling 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.319 so much easier. I didn't know that you're cutting off 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:11.760 the kids. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:12.200 You're done. 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:16.040 I'm on the My boobs are clothses for business. Baby, Yeah, 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.080 we're done. I made it to six months with this 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:19.960 kid and I'm done. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.480 What was the last moment. What was the moment you 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:24.240 said I'm gonna. 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:24.679 It's enough. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.000 I honestly, like, I pumped for like twenty minutes and 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:29.840 like only I only got like three ounces, And I 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:30.759 was like, what am I doing? 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.960 That's not even like a one meal for this kid. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.440 I was like, I'm done. I'm just And I had 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:35.920 to go to. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.880 New York, UH for a little forty eight hour trip, 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:40.479 and I was like, I'm not bringing all my pump 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.280 shit just for a forty eight hour trip, and I 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:43.280 was like, I'm just done. 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:44.280 So it's fine. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.520 I mean, he's already eating some solids and he's on 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:48.120 he's been on formula for a while. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:49.120 It's not, it's not. 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:52.160 I just want everyone who's listening who's a mom to 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.440 not feel that pressure of like, you gotta get to 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.520 a year. Everybody says you got to get to a year. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:58.080 You absolutely don't have to get to a year. You 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:59.640 actually don't have to fucking breastfeed at all if you 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.680 don't want too. It only works if it works for 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.520 both of you. That's what my mom says, and that's 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:08.360 what I believe anyway. And she's a doctor, yeah, a 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.919 doctor and a mother of six kids. So I wanted 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.200 to tell you, speaking of my family members, My brother, 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.680 who's also a doctor, was visiting me and he was like, well, 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.880 I've been listening to the podcast. I see Lisa's very 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.760 into whippits these days. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.840 Only have done it once, I just can't wait to 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:28.640 do it again, and I want to pick a celebratory moment, 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:31.960 so I don't make it a regular thing, because I do. 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.200 I think you have the exact right You have the 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:35.800 exact right idea about. 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:38.480 It, because I was basically like, what did Colin say? 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:38.840 Well? 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:41.800 I was like, Colin, what's the deal with it? Like 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:42.720 what happens? 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:46.960 And he goes, well, you can't have some problems if 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.320 you do them like habitually, like all the time, all 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:53.120 the time, like anything. Nothing is good in abundance, you know, 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.720 like you can't do everything in moderation. So then he 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:57.960 texted me a couple of days later and was like, 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.040 I just saw a patient who was a young guy 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:05.440 with spinal dysfunction due to nitrous oxide abuse aka whippets. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:08.080 So he goes, it does happen abuse? This is somebody 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.440 doing it abusively? Yeah, yeah, I have no reason. My 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:13.600 brain is important to me. I have no reason to 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:17.080 get addicted to whippets. But that's why I'm waiting, Like 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:18.680 that's why I keep talking about it, where it's like, 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:20.680 am I just gonna do whippets on Christmas? 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.000 Am I gonna do am on New Year's? Am I 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:25.799 gonna wait till Martin Luther King Day? 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:26.440 Like? 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:28.280 When am I gonna do it? 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.359 Because I don't want it to become a regular thing 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:30.880 at all? 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.680 Right, No, and I don't. I'm not worried about you. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.080 I don't think I'm gonna need to have a whippet 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:36.440 intervention with you at any point. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:37.520 No. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:41.160 No, there's more problems that I There's more things that 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:43.640 I love more like weed and cheese. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:46.760 Okay, wait though, can we also move on to a 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.120 totally different topic, of course? 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:48.600 Please? 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.720 Recently I texted you that I was at a very small, 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:56.640 twenty person party with the drummer from Real Red Hot 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.400 Chili Peppers. Oh my god, yeah, all I thought, like 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.800 the second I saw him, I just saw your tattoo 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.440 in my mind, No, and he looks like Will Ferrell 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:08.520 Famous recognized him? I go, who is the guy that's 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:09.960 famous that looks like Will Ferrell? 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:11.480 And in my mind, I go, it's the guy from 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.800 Dad Jai Peppers. Oh my god, So did you chat 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.800 with him about drumming or what and no, no, he 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:18.200 was like playing ping pong with his kid. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.120 I wasn't gonna be like hi, and it seemed like 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:23.520 nobody knew who he was, so I was like cool. 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.440 But I also remembered that my friend from high school 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:28.440 is his niece, so I could have had an easy 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:29.719 end if I wanted to talk to him. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:33.919 Wow, but yeah, he's really cool. Drummers are usually really cool. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:35.960 And I remember one of the documentaries they were like 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.599 working on an album and all the rest of the 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.479 band lived in a house and he would ride his 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:41.640 motorcycle home every night. 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:45.360 He's like, I'm not staying here. Yeah, he seemed really cool. 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:47.279 He was like dressed like a really cool dad. And 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:49.240 I was like, wait, that's not Will Ferrell. That's the 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:50.800 famous guy that looks like Will Ferrell. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:55.200 And I figured it out. Yes, I love that. Oh. 0:04:55.760 --> 0:05:00.600 I was talking to there's a comedian Jennif Friedman, and 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:04.719 her husband is a musician, and I couldn't believe it. 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:08.000 We were talking and he's in Taco bell commercials. I 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.720 was like, I can't be more impressed. Nothing will impress 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:13.200 me more. His music is Yeah, he's in a band, 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:17.760 and they Taco Bell has licensed his music time and 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.560 time again. He's like in Taco Bell commercials. He also 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.280 had like dinner with Paul Simon. I was like, I 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.600 don't care. I don't care about this because I was like, 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:26.360 have you ever met your heroes? I was like, who 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.800 are your heroes? Have you met them? I was bothering him, 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.440 for sure. I was asking lots of questions. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:34.440 I think Paul Simon lives in my hometown. But you're 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:35.159 not impressed. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:38.840 The Taco Bell got me excited. I'm a new convert. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:40.440 I mean, I've been going to Taco Bell more than 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.479 I'd like to admit lately, because I get I just 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.000 didn't know ever that they had vegetarian stuff. So I 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.599 get the black bean crunch t raup supreme. That thing 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:48.119 is good. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.320 Oh yeah, and you can do potatoes too, if you 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:54.200 can stuff it with potatoes if you don't want the beans, yeah, 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:57.719 or at potatoes. I mean, I really love a Cheesygordiita crunch. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.359 I wonder with potato. I bet that's delicious. 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:03.040 Ooh okay, let's go try that. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.800 Try a cheesy Gordida. I'm not I'm trying not to 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:09.720 do cheese. I can't keep I like ruined myself in 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:11.400 New York. I had too much fun. It was like 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:14.239 bagelegg and cheeses, Philly cheese steaks, and then in between 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.000 shows I had to go home and fart for hours 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.240 and like change outfits. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.480 I was like, I can't do it. I can't. 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.680 I guess it's age, because I also thought I had 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.279 all these cancerous moles and I went to the dermatologists 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.720 and they were like, these are not moles at all. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.880 It's this thing and it just happens with age. And 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:32.080 I was like, fuck, yeah, I can't eat dairy and 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.680 I'm getting weird non cancerous brown spots. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:37.039 I don't know what to I don't know age sucks. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:40.320 I did read that thirty four is when you like 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.520 one of the ages where you age the most within 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:43.479 the year or something. 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:43.880 What. 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.479 Yeah, I don't know. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.360 The year I got married and I think I look 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.240 like a little spring daisy at my wedding. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.560 You do you had a note? Yeah, you looked great 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.159 at your wedding. And I loved your dress. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.720 I know you had to pick it up because it 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.200 was falling off your boobs, but I liked it. 0:06:58.200 --> 0:06:58.560 Thank you. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:03.640 I liked the local, but yeah, Taco Bell is amazing. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:05.240 I was like, I have a Taco Bell bikini. I'm like, 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.200 nothing will impress me more. I'm like, went on to 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:08.600 the Grammys. I don't give a shit. 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:10.760 Was he saying? Was she saying it? Kind of like 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.640 I don't know, it's sort of like not that cool, 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:14.520 but like his music. No, he was. 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.480 He was there, Oh and then you were like what Yeah, 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.840 I like lost it and then everything else he said, 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.720 like any famous person or cool show or anything. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:27.520 It's like Taco Bell was ringing. You're like me, Taco Bell, 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:28.280 tell me everything. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:29.720 Yeah. 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:33.840 No, I've been ordering frozen vegan burritos that I keep 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.640 in the freezer, and that's what I've been doing for 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:41.040 my fix because I'm just gonna try not to eat cheese, 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:42.800 even though my name is glitter Cheese. I mean, it 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.240 is a part of my spirit. I mean it is 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.600 a brand. Yeah, it's tough. 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:50.160 Also so upsetting. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:53.360 I've been enjoying ink Masters the past few weeks, and 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.480 I got messages that one of the hosts is a 0:07:55.600 --> 0:08:00.120 fucking creep black face all this stuff, and fuck, why 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.040 why are they all bad? Why is everyone bad? 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:02.600 Yeah? 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.480 But he was married to Cat Vondee, who also had 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:07.160 weird Nazi shit. So I shouldn't have Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:08.240 I should have known. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:09.400 Red flags abound. 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.640 All right, well we have an awesome episode, so should 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:15.080 we just get started? 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:15.560 Well? 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.600 Yeah, I also okay the episode for him a few 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.640 weeks ago of SVU, the new one. Did you watch 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:22.000 the one where they like he was mummifying people? 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:23.560 Yeah? Do we not talk about this? 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.640 We never talked about it because I'm always a little 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.160 bit behind, But like, that was one of the worst 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.320 things I've ever seen. It was truly crazy, like and 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.120 the guy seemed too dumb to get away with those crimes. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:34.760 Yeah. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.520 I thought that it was really cool how horrific it was. 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.160 And he had like a kill room, like it was 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.960 very dexter like all of that, like the full like 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:44.719 plastic wrapped kill room, and and then I was just 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.120 kind of like, oh, it's this jimoke, Like I kind 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:49.440 of just wanted it to be like a different ending. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:53.880 But it was very, very freaky, and people were writing 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:55.720 us being like is this based on anything? And I 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:56.520 got to look it up. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.160 And see, because it's fucking terrifying. 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:04.560 Women being mummified is not real. Please don't be real. 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:08.559 If you think nobody's been mummified, girl, you crazy people 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.319 been mummified for sure. 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:13.319 Also, thank you for the wreck for my doctors. It's 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.640 so cool going to American doctors. I don't know if 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.640 we've talked about this before, but I was raised going 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:21.040 to Russian doctors and they're a mess, Like nothing's on time. 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.000 You're in the waiting room for hours, you don't know 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:23.480 what's up. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.800 Like at my appointment time, I was brought in the 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:27.559 back like I couldn't believe it. 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:29.480 Wow, I could not believe it. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:31.920 It's a nice office, right, but yeah, it was an 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.760 incredible office. It's just like it felt clean, and they 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:36.680 give you a mask. They didn't trust your own mask. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.400 Yeah, all the Cedars places, Yeah, what's up with that? 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:40.400 But why? 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.920 Because I think they're like, if we just give everybody one, 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.400 then we don't have to have arguments with the people 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.360 that come in with like the fucking gator masks song 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.360 because those are not like compliant, or people that come 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:51.720 in with like a loose ask mask that's falling down. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.319 You don't even have to deal with anything. You're just like, 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.400 here's a new mask. Everyone puts a new mask on, 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.960 you know. Yeah, it was very respectful. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:58.880 I liked it. Yeah. 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:01.520 Yeah, I go to your derma ptologists. Now the dentist 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.880 I go to. Ah, I'm going to all your professions. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.800 He's a love I love that dentist. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:07.480 Good for you. 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.679 You don't have to go to an endocrinologist. I had 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:13.560 to find my own. Hey, I'm sure someday I will. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:17.320 All right, guys, let's kick off today's episode. We got 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:24.439 a good one for you. Okay, So today we are 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:29.559 doing the episode Poison, season five, episode twenty four, which 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.960 makes me think, was this is season finale? 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:32.640 No? 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.679 No, it was the second to last Okay, wow, twenty 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:40.040 five up season amazing SVU. So I would say this 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.400 is one of my top favorite episodes. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.080 I probably say that a lot. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:49.280 But this is a shining, suspenseful, cool moment where the 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:50.079 little guys win. 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.360 This is one I always remember because it makes me 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:56.840 so furious, like I want to kill Tom Scarett in 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.520 most of this episodes, so I always remember it. 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:00.880 Yeah, yeah, and it's wild. 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:03.120 We're working on this and recently, you know, there was 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:06.040 a case of that judge sending all those kids to 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.840 you know, there's just bad judges out there. 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:12.520 No one stop making people feel important. Power changes your brain. 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:15.400 There's like science and it makes you fucked up, and 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:19.320 you know it's not good. That's why teen Stars act 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:23.600 like a maniacs. They're just like, power too soon fucks 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:27.640 your brain. So we start out it's the episode starts 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.920 on a child at the hospital. So this isn't good, 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:34.040 and we hear like voices off the camera and it's like, oh, 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.720 what if she survives, blah blah blah. You know, there's chats, 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:41.400 there's chats happening. There's a blonde woman in purple holding 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:45.720 a baby and is very very distraught. Olivia with some exposition, says, 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:49.120 were you with your niece when she got sick? And 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:53.000 the woman goes no, Her brother called Alexis wasn't breathing, 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.440 so we know that's the baby and he was going 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.440 nuts and asked to me at the hospital. So we 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.400 find out this child that's in the hospital, it's Alexis. 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.920 She was adopted from Romania last year at age three. 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:09.360 And then this woman's brother and wife had twin babies 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.400 and they were born right after the adoption, and I 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.079 think there's one more child in the family. 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:16.120 But oh, I was just gonna say this is kind 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:19.040 of like a phenomenon that happens all the time when 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.280 people adopt and then they have a baby. Yes, and 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:22.920 this that happened to my one of my best friends. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.880 I learned that from Sex in the City was Charlotte. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.280 Oh right, right, right, So I'm glad to confirm that 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:30.040 that is correct. 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:31.320 That does happen. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.360 Yeah, Like my friend and her brother are only ten 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.800 months apart because they adopted her brother and then they 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:36.880 got pregnant like right away. 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:37.280 Damn. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:37.640 Yeah. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:38.680 Our bodies are wild. 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:40.840 That's why you have to tell yourself nice things and 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.040 not stress yourself out, because her body's listened to what 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:43.560 we tell that. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:45.080 Okay. 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.600 So I was really impressed with this scene because it 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.280 was like so much exposition and information but in such 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:53.760 a natural way. So I just was really impressed because 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.120 usually it's a little too obvious, but I thought. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:56.880 They nailed it. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.559 The aunt is right on it and is like they 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.880 called you because they think she was poisoned. Right, And 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:04.960 so we get the title of the episode before the 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.880 credits even. I mean, of course, this is a top 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:10.839 ten episode and Benson has like a Florence Henderson reimagined 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:14.800 care if she was hosting what not to wear. That's 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.920 what I got. I don't know if that makes sense 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.040 at all. If you think she looks like something else, 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.960 let us know. So without skipping a beat, she's like, 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.440 the sister in law did it. The mom fucking did it. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.720 So that's what the ample leaves, and so we have 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:30.480 a suspect and an accusation before the credits. Again jam 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:31.600 packed this episode. 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.880 I just don't understand, like how the aunt ended up 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.640 bringing in all the children, Like I know, I get, 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:39.560 we need her for the exposition. Why does she have 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:42.040 all the children at the hospital. So the brother called 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:43.920 her and was like, meet me at the hospital. So 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:45.640 she came to meet all the kids because there's so 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.640 many fucking kids everywhere, so I think she came with everybody, 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:51.760 but she probably wanted to be there because she knows 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:52.960 her sister in law sucks. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:54.160 Yeah you know what I mean. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.640 Because there is a doctor Michael Baden HBO autopsy episode 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.840 where someone was writing it and being like I know, 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:01.640 oh his wife killed my brother. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:02.439 Like I know it. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:06.040 The death certificate said accident. So Michael Baden found evidence 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:07.800 and like they were able to put the sister away. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.280 So sometimes in your gut, you just kind of know 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.360 what's going on. Yeah, and you know, siblings merry weird 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:15.199 people all the time. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:16.520 So not my sister. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:20.360 She'd a great Elan's taking me to the airport tonight, 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:21.960 okay and bringing me an edible. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.560 So this is good news. You have a good brother 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:26.840 in law for sure. I have good in law brothers 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:27.920 and sister in laws too. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:31.440 Yeah, it's like what if he sucked and was poisoning 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:36.040 my nephew, Like fuck, not good. But the aunt's like, listen, 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:39.320 this bitch is so cruel to Alexis, never a kind word, 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.120 never a kiss, her hug. She dotes on the twins 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.080 and Katie, but she sees this girl as a burden. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.840 And Katie is seven and loves Alexis, so hopefully she'll 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.400 have some scoop for us. So we meet little Katie. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:54.440 Oh wow, she's wearing purple. Interesting. So she's really cute. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.360 She's very cute, blonde, pigtails, and she's about to get 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.040 kid interrogated by stabler. 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:00.000 Lucky girl. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.760 So she was watching SpongeBob and Alexis was in the 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.840 corner in the kitchen because she goes there when she's bad, 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:09.560 and she has to like count to ten over and 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:11.680 over and over again because she rode on the wall 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:12.120 with Kram. 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:13.160 So that's where we are. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:15.440 And then we find out from the girl that she 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.440 drank the soapy water. The mom gave her a pail 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.640 to wash the wall, and the mom put the sponge 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.480 in her mouth, and like Alexis was coughing, and she 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:26.880 just kept putting soapy water into her child's mouth. And 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.760 then Alexis threw up and she wanted to sit down, 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.080 but the mom wouldn't let her and made her stand, 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.600 and then the girl fell and couldn't get up, so 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:37.400 this is not good news. The mom and dad they 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:41.160 run over and Katie runs into her mom's arms and 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:43.720 she has a side part the mom with a low 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:47.040 ponytail and a brown sway jacket, some gold hoops, and 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.200 the guy looks like generic business. If you look up 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:53.560 clip art business guy, that's what this guy is. Benson says, 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:55.640 we're gonna go down to the station, and the mom's like, 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.840 we got to get the kids home. And Stabler sexy, sexy, 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.320 more mad than anyone. If you're not nice to your children, 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.200 you get better watch out because Stabler's coming. And he says, 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.240 if I have anything to do with it. You will 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.720 never see those kids again. And so she's under the 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:12.760 fucking arrests for attempted murder. 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:16.160 Yeah, it's true, Like Maloney's not like a fan of rapists, 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:18.880 but if you fucking heard a kid Maloney wants to 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.120 like he burns through you with his eyes, his beautiful 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.240 blue eye. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.640 God, just like such a I will always like God. 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.680 Our listeners are so horny, and now I'm like, I guess, 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:36.440 like mother, like daughter, I'm feeling very horny. So whatever, 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:39.160 We get an arrest and the credits begin, so let's 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:43.640 get this episode party started. We're back and she's like, listen, 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.920 I love my daughter and Wendy's hated me. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:47.440 Don't believe that nonsense. 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.760 She's like lucky to say this, and they're like, actually, no, 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:54.040 Katie said that. Is Katie a dumbitch too? Or what's 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:56.080 up with that? And it's like, no, your daughter ratted 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:58.520