Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show where Scary Jones Greg
Speaker 1: Tea headed from worst to first on episode number eighty five.
Speaker 1: There we are fair show, Scary here, Greg Tea there
Speaker 1: and the ball free doing the bound bars. I'm over
Speaker 1: here now, so you know I'm over here now. I
Speaker 1: wanted our goals to be attainable for worst to first
Speaker 1: when we get the episode one hundred, and I think
Speaker 1: a lofty goal would be maybe episode one hundred would
Speaker 1: be the goal to get on iTunes right kind that
Speaker 1: would be I don't know if we're gonna go worst
Speaker 1: to first. I think we are. Yeah, you're confident we
Speaker 1: have no to five. We should re evaluate our goals,
Speaker 1: great tea and why why reevaluate a? Just think about this.
Speaker 1: When we first started, we had no sponsor. Now we sponsor,
Speaker 1: thank you, Mack Weldon. When we first started, we had
Speaker 1: no T shirts, were about to get some T shirts.
Speaker 1: When we first started, we were in zero. Now we
Speaker 1: are no longer zero. We are definitely climbing the chain
Speaker 1: in the I Heart media world and the rating system
Speaker 1: of podcasts. Can you climb a ladder? Really? You look
Speaker 1: kind of like what's sort of chain where you have
Speaker 1: to find out where that you gotta's first, you gotta knows.
Speaker 1: I get that. But but what I'm saying is this,
Speaker 1: sometimes you just have to reevaluate things and you have
Speaker 1: to think about what is really attainable for a hundred episodes.
Speaker 1: And as we approached that, listen back at episode Inber fifteen,
Speaker 1: when we set this goal, it was like, yeah, first,
Speaker 1: how did we get closer? And we're in a five
Speaker 1: now and it is only fifteen. In a way, it
Speaker 1: kind of scares me. I don't think we're gonna be first. Well,
Speaker 1: I just think that we should just fine tune it.
Speaker 1: We just go back and think, all right, forget about
Speaker 1: a B C D by episode one, let's just accomplish
Speaker 1: a and to me, that's getting on iTunes. But we
Speaker 1: could have gone worse to ninth, some more reasonable, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So what you're saying is instead
Speaker 1: of saying worst to first in a hundred episodes, you
Speaker 1: want to change it because you don't really see us
Speaker 1: becoming the number one most listen to podcasts under I Heart,
Speaker 1: not for one, not in a hundred episodes. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna happen at this point. So you would say when
Speaker 1: we have fifteen episodes, let's at least try to get
Speaker 1: onto iTunes within a hundred episode. Let that be our
Speaker 1: first goal. And then you know, we could say we
Speaker 1: accomplish something. But see, this is why we gotta get
Speaker 1: ball freed the gavel. He needs to decide like that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you know what, I'm not gonna. I'm not
Speaker 1: star blow to the Christmas gift I'm getting for you.
Speaker 1: But you know what you for Christmas? Well, I mean
Speaker 1: there is a gift. I'm gonna get you a gift.
Speaker 1: Maybe I get you to the gavel for the christ
Speaker 1: like gifts or something like a thoughtful thing like this
Speaker 1: is something that's kind of more necessary, No, well necessary, yes,
Speaker 1: but a light bulb. If you need light bulbs, you
Speaker 1: don't wait to give them me for Christmas? Correct, you
Speaker 1: get them now, whether you're sitting in the Actually, I
Speaker 1: don't think that would be the reference. I think I'm
Speaker 1: the light bulb thing would have been like, if I
Speaker 1: need light bulbs, do I get you an led because
Speaker 1: you already have a light bulb. I mean the light
Speaker 1: buel already works. You already are the third guy here.
Speaker 1: Now you need a gavel, you need light bulbs and batteries,
Speaker 1: big big season for light page just think. I mean,
Speaker 1: who cares? Wasn't not I give you a a gavel
Speaker 1: for now? Or not I do? Because I would have
Speaker 1: banged it by now and said you're out of water,
Speaker 1: you're out of ward. Not the same if I'm just look,
Speaker 1: I just bang the desk. It's not as not as
Speaker 1: I shouldn't even bes my idea anyway. I shouldn't even
Speaker 1: be telling you that. We should also make him wear
Speaker 1: a wig like they do in parliament. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: actually have one of those, like like an old school
Speaker 1: like er powdered. Yeah, this is what my powder. Get
Speaker 1: back to the original question. The originally it's right, there
Speaker 1: was a question. What was the question? Wait? What? Wait?
Speaker 1: What he was out? That was from and Justice for
Speaker 1: All with Alaccino movie trivia contest going and still doing that. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: the Affair Show. You can send us a nice Instagram picture.
Speaker 1: We have some Oh my god, someone tagged this on
Speaker 1: Instagram over the weekend. I want to tell you about her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so an email us at the Affair Show at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Tell us now, don't listen, scary is original question,
Speaker 1: what should we change it. Should we not go worse
Speaker 1: to first in a hundred or should we go from
Speaker 1: my heart to know from Yeah I heard to iTunes
Speaker 1: in a hundred. Yeah, it's a valid question. Tongue, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's too many characters close? Are we have fifteen
Speaker 1: episodes ago? How close are we iTunes? This week we're
Speaker 1: gonna get more ratings on how the podcast. Can we
Speaker 1: bring CP in and talk to him again? Three pa,
Speaker 1: let's bring CP Yeah, hell no, he has got the
Speaker 1: president of podcast right, he's got the intel. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: Now do we go CPN and find out and let
Speaker 1: him tell us the truth about where exactly the All
Speaker 1: Fair Show is so bald freak. You asked me just
Speaker 1: now about who this wonderful person of afair because I
Speaker 1: want to say hi to off airhead Jen, who came
Speaker 1: up to my Time Square appearance with Danielle. Yesterday. We
Speaker 1: were at Sunglass Hut and I got because people were
Speaker 1: doing a crazy Black Friday shopping, which we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about music for Sunglass Hut, like they need a song.
Speaker 1: I wear sunglass at night. It's good. That is good? Hart, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: man with the guy wait, sorry, less grandy guy play it.
Speaker 1: I covered this once fun he's not playing it. I'm
Speaker 1: playing the song along nice along Instro the Sunday Sunglass
Speaker 1: and that socket Socket what weadn't read your story? So
Speaker 1: how was the appearance at Sunglass Hut? It was we
Speaker 1: on thatsode and what happened to me? Coming in? They
Speaker 1: would give me track Vision raybands? How about that Raban
Speaker 1: great is that's still one of the top brands of
Speaker 1: us really? But yeah, I want to sad. What's up
Speaker 1: to everybody who came out to Times Square and especially
Speaker 1: It's It's just it warms the cockles of my heart
Speaker 1: when an off per head comes up because Danielle was
Speaker 1: sitting there like cockles. Guys, don'd guys don't know that
Speaker 1: you've gotten that guy was Time Square Square, you know,
Speaker 1: you know what they noticed they and this was from
Speaker 1: a lot of people that were very observant employees who
Speaker 1: are in the know. They said that they see a
Speaker 1: lot of people time Square Janda's ever, but he noticed
Speaker 1: less people walking around with bags, which means people are
Speaker 1: not shopping browsing. Yeah, they're walking around. He's still got
Speaker 1: the crowds, but they're not shopping. You're going in and
Speaker 1: out of the stores. But they're just looking. They're interesting,
Speaker 1: you know, So where are they shopping? Well, we think
Speaker 1: that they're doing it online and that that's really what
Speaker 1: it's come down to. So these brick and mortar stores
Speaker 1: have become kind of like a front for just like
Speaker 1: a showcase, like a commercial, like a walking because because
Speaker 1: you've got to have a lot of people. If you
Speaker 1: like the style, then you go online you try to
Speaker 1: find that style for less. That doesn't have to actually
Speaker 1: be the ray band pair so people. But anyway, it
Speaker 1: was an awesome time and I love the off fair
Speaker 1: Heads coming out. We we met some Offfairheads the other
Speaker 1: night too. But you're you're talking on the topic of
Speaker 1: holiday shopping. What did you guys want to talk about specifically?
Speaker 1: Because I met I was also at Macy's on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Was everywhere this next week, you're gonna be everywhere. You're
Speaker 1: doing like seven appearances. But you'll get to the battle
Speaker 1: of the point. The point is shut up dad. First
Speaker 1: of all, you know you were supposed to get to
Speaker 1: that in a second. Finishing shopping, Can I explain something?
Speaker 1: Get three Brazilian girls at Macy's who just got in
Speaker 1: from obviously Brazil and they came with empty suitcases. This
Speaker 1: is what they do. They said that a lot of
Speaker 1: people foreign foreigners from here, like not not Americans, are
Speaker 1: not people that are you know, like celebrating Thanksgiving. Because
Speaker 1: we always wonder why they're thousands of people in Times
Speaker 1: Square and why the thousands of people in Herald Square.
Speaker 1: Why because and the streets were blocked off by the
Speaker 1: way hundreds of people trying to get into Macy's. The
Speaker 1: door was like they were trying to bust it down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's because people come from around the world, and those
Speaker 1: are the people that are doing the shopping. They come
Speaker 1: with that the suit cases, and they show up and
Speaker 1: the dollar goes so much further because in their their
Speaker 1: countries they can't get these American products at a good price.
Speaker 1: They're like triple the price. So they come here, they
Speaker 1: load up on denim, they buy all the clothes, and
Speaker 1: then they go back to their native countries and they
Speaker 1: give gifts to everybody, so that who's doing the shopping
Speaker 1: give some black Friday showing up on Thanksgiving Day trying
Speaker 1: to get the doorbuster sales nice. And when you go
Speaker 1: into macy saying you hear this music, come on ball, Frank,
Speaker 1: give it to me Christmas time. Come on, say it, buddy.
Speaker 1: And then when they walked in, was it crowded on
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Eve? And Thanksgiving night? Jammed? You never know Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: What's going on? All right? Thanksgiving? Did you go out
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Eve? I was in homebooking on Thanksgiving? How was
Speaker 1: that was crowded? Uh? That one that wasn't shopping? That
Speaker 1: was me? You know, I was hanging out with some
Speaker 1: old friends. And what else did you do? Oh? Well, Friday? Jeez?
Speaker 1: I went to a Friday night. I went to a party.
Speaker 1: They would dan a stripper pole installed in their bedroom
Speaker 1: to sleep. When do you sleep? I was? I went
Speaker 1: to a party of bay Ridge sleep and you know what? Else?
Speaker 1: Years old? And not only does he not sleep, but
Speaker 1: when he gets up, all he's thinking about is how
Speaker 1: do we promote the next event? Because when I was
Speaker 1: at home with the kids and we're deck right in
Speaker 1: the house, my phone goes off five times and he's like,
Speaker 1: where are you? And he wants me to promote this
Speaker 1: event that we're gonna be at. When I told him,
Speaker 1: I swear I told him this and said leave me.
Speaker 1: That's right, my phone and then he sent me this,
Speaker 1: this Jeff saying, how rude. How he only has one compartment.
Speaker 1: You have multiple compartment. He has one component compartment. Just
Speaker 1: to answer you the question. So Friday night, you guys
Speaker 1: would love to be at this party. Yeah, there were
Speaker 1: a lot of lergs, their youngs. And then he combs
Speaker 1: ing top, plenty of top he combs. He combs that
Speaker 1: smoke for the bat and smoking some top, clouds of top,
Speaker 1: and it was the clouds of top got so bad.
Speaker 1: There this cat, this cat that was in the in
Speaker 1: the attack. The attack was was hot, was stoned stone.
Speaker 1: Could you have a conversation with the cat? Was like?
Speaker 1: And then then it got wild and everybody started dancing
Speaker 1: on the stripper pole. So she's got a stripper pole
Speaker 1: in her bedrooms? We please meet her, Can we talk
Speaker 1: to her? Can we have her call the show? We can?
Speaker 1: So when we have her called the off air show, Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: the chick standing with the chick with the with the
Speaker 1: stripper pole man professionally installed. Yea. She has a whole
Speaker 1: room of the whole part of her bedroom, clear be furniture,
Speaker 1: It's all just blank out space. That is so hot.
Speaker 1: And hi, guys, is a hichack. Wow, it's it's Carla.
Speaker 1: Not a good day to hichack the show. And we
Speaker 1: don't have much disna like it to make time for
Speaker 1: we actually have, we haven't we have an outline today.
Speaker 1: Maybe they could teach you a thing or two. There
Speaker 1: was a guy who used to walk into our Monday
Speaker 1: Friday studios pretty often. His name was Charlie. Charlie. Remember Charlie?
Speaker 1: Do you remember Charlie? Alright, So guys, ladies, gentlemen, from
Speaker 1: the night Friday, from the Carling Marine Anthony Show down
Speaker 1: in a Seattle of power three three we have carl
Speaker 1: Marine Anthony here. Hello you guys here, they're off, they're
Speaker 1: off today and visiting us this morning. You have anything's
Speaker 1: going to try and get some Seattle music? How about
Speaker 1: some grunge Yellow Vana our podcast every Friday, and Greg
Speaker 1: Tea would come in and bust us and we would
Speaker 1: have to sit there and edit him out, edit, and
Speaker 1: you edited great Tea out. Sometimes we left. Alfred. Can
Speaker 1: you give us a little narration of what just happened here?
Speaker 1: What happened? You know as we're talking, all of a
Speaker 1: sudden we've been invaded by invaded. Maybe give us a
Speaker 1: little narration. Maybe with narration, we I just narrated it,
Speaker 1: you know, to tell a story when I last came
Speaker 1: in and then they sat down and they talk to us,
Speaker 1: and now I'm playing their vona. Now Scary con plating
Speaker 1: started to continue. I will say that I listen. You listen.
Speaker 1: What do you think of this podast? I get extreme anxiety,
Speaker 1: but I listened. We know that you listen because you
Speaker 1: also comment. You start up the pond, you start fires.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did, you put on fire. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: so why don't we address that while lets you're off air?
Speaker 1: Heads are there. They don't understand that there's better podcast
Speaker 1: of what is so much? Second, you guys started twitter
Speaker 1: war saying that we had jingle ball tickets to No,
Speaker 1: we didn't do on Twitter. We went in our own
Speaker 1: podcast and said you have to listen. And this is fact.
Speaker 1: I know this from a very good source. Both Greg
Speaker 1: t Yes and Scary have fifty jingle ball tickets and
Speaker 1: all you have to do is tweet and ask them that, right,
Speaker 1: So that is beyond role. You know what. I will
Speaker 1: tweet out their numbers. You can please don't please time
Speaker 1: and you can call them for this question for you guys,
Speaker 1: why why do you Why are you just on starting
Speaker 1: this because you know why the listeners will, which is
Speaker 1: David loves to go up against Goliath. It's what it is,
Speaker 1: you know, and now the All First Show has become
Speaker 1: Goliath what the listeners. I also say it face value
Speaker 1: though that's the problem if you say it's gospel. So
Speaker 1: all of a sudden we get hit with all these tweets.
Speaker 1: I heard that Carmen and Anthony said that you guys
Speaker 1: have given would you? We don't even have them right,
Speaker 1: we don't have the tickets. You have a whole ticket.
Speaker 1: I'd like to go. Can I go? You have a
Speaker 1: whole section for their wish there's an entire sex. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? Could you imagine we have if we
Speaker 1: have a section of a fair heads? Could you imagine
Speaker 1: that'd be like it'ld be insane and be people. Our
Speaker 1: army is so honest, man, They're actually honest. This is
Speaker 1: no joke. You love her arm You want to be
Speaker 1: a part of the house. I will say when I
Speaker 1: do get a chance to listen to the off air show, Um,
Speaker 1: I get to feel taking a ship. You're listening to
Speaker 1: him feel like what I feel like? I am back
Speaker 1: at my desk, which is here, which was here, right
Speaker 1: next to where Greg Tea's desk. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: I'm back there listening to actual arguments that Greg, Scary
Speaker 1: and Ronny would have and and I say this honestly,
Speaker 1: it makes me feel like I'm homesia. Also sometimes going
Speaker 1: to be a headache, but that's too you need to
Speaker 1: stop talking at the same time, not our fault. Balfrey
Speaker 1: talks over us because you guys don't let him talk.
Speaker 1: He's my favorite part. Yeah all the time. Well, he's
Speaker 1: also the podcast, the first Elvis Durant Show podcast pioneer.
Speaker 1: I am the podcast pioneer. Yeah, thank you, independent minded
Speaker 1: there you go, shout me. Well, you know what's interesting.
Speaker 1: You know, it is great to have you guys here,
Speaker 1: by the way, and it's wonderful. I gotta say, I
Speaker 1: love my Day Friday. Great podcast. But one thing it
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Speaker 1: Obviously they got I'm not even getting paid to say that.
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Speaker 1: But our fair listeners know that their shirts, undershirts take
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Speaker 1: So what did you want to say? I didn't want
Speaker 1: to say, so I did speak to Brian from mac Weldon. Um.
Speaker 1: He has great things to say about you guys. Thank you.
Speaker 1: So that's all great. Thank you. He told me something.
Speaker 1: And Carlin Mury is gonna get very mad when she
Speaker 1: hears this. Oh boy, he claims. He claims that the
Speaker 1: off air show is the first I Heart Radio podcast
Speaker 1: with an official sponsor. Not true, Deep Betty Vodka, Deep
Speaker 1: Ettie Vodka. No, honestly, he had a great day. He
Speaker 1: loves you. Still listening to the Mighty Friday Podcast anyway?
Speaker 1: Let me come on. If you were listening right now today,
Speaker 1: this is what today's day Monday. You might be listening
Speaker 1: to this on another day, but we Scary Jones or
Speaker 1: Ronnie or Greg Tea and tell them that you still
Speaker 1: listen to My Day Friday. And you know what hashtag
Speaker 1: Jacklobe sostening hashtag Jacklobe. What do you call yourself? A
Speaker 1: bunch of what? In the locker room, there were a
Speaker 1: bunch of youngs hanging out talking about to do the
Speaker 1: off airheads understand what you're doing? Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we don't know. You have no idea. People come up
Speaker 1: to us and appearance are saying we were the tolerks tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they tolers hot girls. That's right. Don't start to steps
Speaker 1: up backwards language. You got the whole thing. We have
Speaker 1: an army, we have the off air heads. I have
Speaker 1: a question, who's who's tweets? Which one of you is tweeting?
Speaker 1: We all do Yeah, I don't tweet, Ronnie doesn't, Great
Speaker 1: Tea and I mainly great Team. If it's something running,
Speaker 1: do you want to be part of a podcast that
Speaker 1: gives you more time to talk? Of course, because I'm
Speaker 1: just saying we we can use maybe a satellite person
Speaker 1: someone to calls on the phone, hang out for Monday
Speaker 1: Friday and give me access to the really have time
Speaker 1: to do our podcast? You want to do this? Podcast anymore, right, right,
Speaker 1: it's one or the other. Yeah, well we'll talk. You
Speaker 1: will give him access to your Twitter account? What do
Speaker 1: you mean you say totally is a total accident. I
Speaker 1: don't have access to any of the nine minutes. We
Speaker 1: have nine minutes act to their podcast at the let's
Speaker 1: talk about this plug for Carl account is at CM
Speaker 1: and you would you do the shame for us on
Speaker 1: your podcast? Actually know we do what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: You every trying to be friends with you guys, fifteen
Speaker 1: minute morning show. Ah, here comes Danielle. I forget about it.
Speaker 1: This has now become the show has become now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got the curse on our podcast. We honestly have
Speaker 1: told people many times to check out your podcast. And
Speaker 1: how can we haven't gone worse the first We don't
Speaker 1: have that much power. I think I don't the man
Speaker 1: who usually left it's your podcast got you a morning show.
Speaker 1: I got a freaking I got a hemorhoid for this podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you for hanging let us hang out. That's a
Speaker 1: pleasure to have you here. Carl Marine Anthony once again,
Speaker 1: last gentlemen, and now coming up after this song, we
Speaker 1: gotta go into our football Nicks and talk about why
Speaker 1: both Friac Rannie dished on Saturday night after her machine
Speaker 1: goa Kelly Commulica bell Am, I out in my head.
Speaker 1: Am I had in my mind the only good, bad things,
Speaker 1: And I don't think that I can't explain it. What
Speaker 1: can I say? It's complicated, don't matter what you say,
Speaker 1: don't matter what you do. I only wanted to bad.
Speaker 1: Thanks to you so good that you can't explain it.
Speaker 1: What cass say. It's convocated, nothing's that bad and the
Speaker 1: peels good. So you come back like I knew you would.
Speaker 1: I were prof. Wold and nice y'all and Joe my Trump.
Speaker 1: Bring you into my face off, drop down to that
Speaker 1: face drunk. I got what dream out theil scratch them
Speaker 1: out back tack, I asked both. When you scream out
Speaker 1: and you keep me in with those him while my
Speaker 1: teams thinking no fifth, while your body's giving me back,
Speaker 1: and do something taking my kids that you said. I
Speaker 1: want you forever together. Scars on my body so I
Speaker 1: can take you whatever life I want, whatever, even when
Speaker 1: we're not together. Scars on my body. I can look
Speaker 1: at you and I love her. Camilla Cabella from the
Speaker 1: Harmony of Course, doing her own thing here with machine
Speaker 1: gun Kelly Bantings on the Aufair Show. It's only a
Speaker 1: matter time, by the way, before I think she breaks
Speaker 1: off and becomes the Beyonce just just just saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're prognosticating. I mean she listen, they all have great talent.
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like she's been doing a
Speaker 1: lot more solo things than the other women have. On
Speaker 1: fifth Harmy an observation. That's hey, that's fact. I don't
Speaker 1: want the harmonizers to come after me that whatever you say,
Speaker 1: Mr Entertainment tonight, okay entertainment, Okay. Well, so Gregg Tea
Speaker 1: and I have a little beef to pick, a big
Speaker 1: beef to pick with you. Is it a little bone,
Speaker 1: a big bone, a big beef, whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it, the beef, the bone of the beef, weef freak.
Speaker 1: We invited you to come to our gig at Big
Speaker 1: Shots the other night, which we had a wonderful time
Speaker 1: on Saturday. Generous of you and not only that, bald freak,
Speaker 1: but we had money for you. We were gonna great
Speaker 1: and on the phone, no, no, t yeah, and did
Speaker 1: you not call me and say, hey, we gotta pay
Speaker 1: him yep, we did. We did talk about we give you,
Speaker 1: we were gonna give you a piece of the pie
Speaker 1: to come out and make an appearance with us. In fact,
Speaker 1: Gregg t was tweeting about your appearance, that appearance. That's
Speaker 1: the only thing that bothered me is that is that
Speaker 1: I continue to attach you to every single Instagram post
Speaker 1: and every single tweet. No no, but I kept on.
Speaker 1: It's like three or four actually, and I kep on
Speaker 1: saying come hang out with us, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Scary says he's not hanging out and let
Speaker 1: me let me read. Let me read the text message
Speaker 1: to me and why he said he couldn't make and also,
Speaker 1: why would you make a big deal of it all
Speaker 1: last week and then not show up. That's right, you
Speaker 1: guys gotta pay me. I'll come out. And the other
Speaker 1: thing is is that people actually came up to us
Speaker 1: and said we're keeping right. That's right. I had to
Speaker 1: keep him wanting more, he said, I said, so, I said, okay,
Speaker 1: your kid. It was like I called you and you
Speaker 1: didn't answer the call. Instead, you replied with a text, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is a diss. You need to answer
Speaker 1: with a phone call. I call you. You got to
Speaker 1: call me back. Who makes the rules of etiquette here?
Speaker 1: You don't make those rules. That's America's rules, America's rule,
Speaker 1: all right. So he text me backat he writes, your kid,
Speaker 1: I've got company tonight, not gonna make it out. And
Speaker 1: then I said him back, and what do I sound
Speaker 1: like that? Then I said, well that that's exactly what
Speaker 1: that was. That was good again? How do I sund kid?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's your kid? Why do I sound like urban?
Speaker 1: I think that I like Uran If you were sending
Speaker 1: it to my face, I'm picturing that's how you would
Speaker 1: have said, your kid, I've got company tonight, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna make it out. And then I replied back with
Speaker 1: a check Mark one hundred egg plant and a splash,
Speaker 1: and then you wrote big go and then a chocolate
Speaker 1: chip cookie. The hell is that all about? Well? What
Speaker 1: the what was your splash about? Was? Well, it was
Speaker 1: check mark means I got what you're saying on everyone
Speaker 1: loves the love that My penis moved a little when
Speaker 1: I saw that. And speaking of that, that was the
Speaker 1: egg plant represented by an egg plant and a splash, right,
Speaker 1: So what were you implying? Why could you not be there.
Speaker 1: I was applying that you were getting it in and
Speaker 1: then you dissed us for a chick? Is that what happened? Yes,
Speaker 1: I knew it. I believe some toller. There's more to
Speaker 1: it than just the check mark and the cookie meant
Speaker 1: that he was high? Is what you meant? That I
Speaker 1: was making cookies? Well? What is so much more to it?
Speaker 1: What is so much more to it? Well, because I
Speaker 1: had company and to go out to Woodbridge on a
Speaker 1: cold Saturday night to see you guys at a club
Speaker 1: for two hours, could have been there right there with us.
Speaker 1: Say what was I going to do? Then we had
Speaker 1: what did I miss? Oh my god? Well there was
Speaker 1: no talk of pizza. Take that. Take that out of
Speaker 1: the equation. That that was part you make him? You
Speaker 1: busting my balls about We talked about it. We came
Speaker 1: up with a price that we were gonna give you.
Speaker 1: I didn't include it, by the way, I didn't include
Speaker 1: it when I when I called you on your on
Speaker 1: the text. Friendship was by that point. It was by
Speaker 1: that point it was like that ship had sailed. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna come fuck him. Yeah, because we were
Speaker 1: going to give you money. Why why didn't you write
Speaker 1: fuck you and then put put the dollars side the
Speaker 1: money bag emoji instead of a hundred And you do that?
Speaker 1: How you sabotage our post? He does all time, sit
Speaker 1: there at home. He did three appearances money bags on.
Speaker 1: That's money. That's money he does to me, You know
Speaker 1: what I do like a hornblower, and I'm like, everybody,
Speaker 1: come out board the whole bow. It's a big ship
Speaker 1: over here. He does ship money, money, money, that's why
Speaker 1: do you do that? Money's funny when you laugh, because
Speaker 1: you know what's true. You are such a sabotage or
Speaker 1: you sabotage. Everybody said, sounds like you know, I want
Speaker 1: to plu that I'm gonna put sour grape plant salur grapes,
Speaker 1: egg plant sal grapes. Listen, just just so the offair
Speaker 1: show listeners out there get that I'm not in a
Speaker 1: lothario and I'm not like a bad guy. I had
Speaker 1: somebody over who's going through, like through a hard time
Speaker 1: with their family. Came out No. But I didn't need
Speaker 1: to explain that to you. I just said, your kid,
Speaker 1: you did, your kids didn't not gonna make it out.
Speaker 1: I got company that was the company, and the person
Speaker 1: needed like needed company, and I gave her some comp
Speaker 1: But that is not characterized in the type of text
Speaker 1: that you said. Why do I have to explain my
Speaker 1: whole life to you? I just said I'm not coming
Speaker 1: out like I wasn't obligated to be there now. This
Speaker 1: is not the appropriate music is not the appropriate. Plain
Speaker 1: give me like the rocky theme. You know what can
Speaker 1: I tell you? What can I tell you? No regrets?
Speaker 1: How was it? Like? What did I miss? Tell me
Speaker 1: what I missed? That that I had to be there
Speaker 1: so bad bad for I don't want I don't want
Speaker 1: any of your pity I do. I'm not like currying
Speaker 1: favor here. I might actually have a little taste of
Speaker 1: what you might have miss. I had a nice Saturday night.
Speaker 1: Can you give me the sound please? Here? We got ready?
Speaker 1: They're gonna play in my phone from the club. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we got here. I'm like everybody said, hello round.
Speaker 1: He's not kidding, Hello around. Let's take it. What I'm
Speaker 1: doing is really quickly. He's like, I can't believe I
Speaker 1: missed all that. He was giving all kinds of free
Speaker 1: stuff away, so he was like trying to explain. You
Speaker 1: know what it's like trying to explain to a to
Speaker 1: a bar that does is drunk and right, right, everybody
Speaker 1: saying everybody is canard, Right, that's drunk. And they're scaring
Speaker 1: the microphone yelling at all these canard people that he's
Speaker 1: telling them about what they can win with these yellow
Speaker 1: raffle tickets. This is nobody's listening. Listen. We we gotta
Speaker 1: get into our football picks. Want to I want to
Speaker 1: set a couple of things up tomorrow. We gotta write
Speaker 1: this down. First of all, let's pose the question who's
Speaker 1: right who's wrong with what we just talked about? Because
Speaker 1: I think, do you just ditch your boys for a chick?
Speaker 1: There was no obligation to go in the first place.
Speaker 1: Maybe a big committee even said to Sammy Sweeter when
Speaker 1: she's on last week, should not get paid? Get paid paid?
Speaker 1: He's so, this is us calling you on your ship, right,
Speaker 1: and you know you're making something out of nothing. I'm
Speaker 1: making a mountain out of molehill. All right, So we'll
Speaker 1: let the off airhead committee decide. Tweet us at the
Speaker 1: show and and email us at the Offair Show at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. We're gonna get a response to this,
Speaker 1: because we don't think you leave your boys. But hey,
Speaker 1: look when I guess when uh, when something else calls,
Speaker 1: it's time. Just like when you come down on the
Speaker 1: off airheads for something and I am the voice of reason.
Speaker 1: Now you're coming down on me and the off airheads
Speaker 1: will be the voice of reason once again. And then
Speaker 1: also we got tomorrow. We're gonna cover this headlines thing.
Speaker 1: Right we have a new segment tomorrow. Man, should we
Speaker 1: grieve you the jingle? Right now? I gotta be everything
Speaker 1: everything that about today. The wind just came out of
Speaker 1: my sail. What. Yeah, we had a great podcast. I
Speaker 1: can't I can't go into it on the air. I
Speaker 1: really can't because it's so well serious. Let's quickly do
Speaker 1: a recap because we do house football. The recab is
Speaker 1: to be us. We can't even go into the football
Speaker 1: stuff right now because you Scary picked the freaking Monday
Speaker 1: night game, and you know he's supposed to stay off
Speaker 1: the money night game. He's trying to beat us. Now
Speaker 1: he's taking us, Sammy Sweethearts fall. I'll just give you
Speaker 1: the summary, quick summary. Is this Scary You and wall
Speaker 1: Freak are thirteen and eleven. I am ten and fourteen.
Speaker 1: All right, So the way it all went was like this.
Speaker 1: I started off with a loss. I went against the
Speaker 1: Boys on Thanksgiving. I chose their skins, and the skins
Speaker 1: collapsed and the Cowboys one. But then I came back
Speaker 1: with two wins. I picked Buffalo over Jacksonville, and I
Speaker 1: picked the Giants over Cleveland. Right, because I got two
Speaker 1: wins and one loss. Ball freak. You started off at
Speaker 1: a loss. You picked the Seahawks over Tampa Bay. What
Speaker 1: a fucking game night loss? Disgusting four team did the
Speaker 1: Boost in years win? Anyway, you start off with a loss,
Speaker 1: then you came back and you you want with the
Speaker 1: put the Falcons over the Cardinals, and you won with
Speaker 1: the Saints over the Ramps. Nice scary has the chance
Speaker 1: of going three and all I do because I picked
Speaker 1: the Steelers over the Colts, the stealers one. I picked
Speaker 1: the Patriots over the jett You knew that was You
Speaker 1: knew how those that story was gonna did. With another win,
Speaker 1: and now tonight Eagles and Packers, I got to eat.
Speaker 1: You got the Packers, got the Packs on the road,
Speaker 1: and if the Packers beat the Eagles, those three now
Speaker 1: and I'll be sixteen and twelve. Yeah, were sixteen and eleven,
Speaker 1: sixteen eleven. Rather, you'll be a team ahead of me,
Speaker 1: and I'm the comeback hit and it's all setting up
Speaker 1: for me to take the victory at the end of
Speaker 1: the season. So there y'all happening, all right, Voice of
Speaker 1: Reason tomorrow we give good head lines. That's a new
Speaker 1: feature where Saturday starting all right about right now. The
Speaker 1: truth comes out. He wasn't play. We see We will
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