WEBVTT - The Off Air Show - 'Ditching Your Boys For a Date' - Ep.85

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show where Scary Jones Greg

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<v Speaker 1>Tea headed from worst to first on episode number eighty five.

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<v Speaker 1>There we are fair show, Scary here, Greg Tea there

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<v Speaker 1>and the ball free doing the bound bars. I'm over

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<v Speaker 1>here now, so you know I'm over here now. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted our goals to be attainable for worst to first

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<v Speaker 1>when we get the episode one hundred, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>a lofty goal would be maybe episode one hundred would

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<v Speaker 1>be the goal to get on iTunes right kind that

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<v Speaker 1>would be I don't know if we're gonna go worst

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<v Speaker 1>to first. I think we are. Yeah, you're confident we

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<v Speaker 1>have no to five. We should re evaluate our goals,

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<v Speaker 1>great tea and why why reevaluate a? Just think about this.

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<v Speaker 1>When we first started, we had no sponsor. Now we sponsor,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Mack Weldon. When we first started, we had

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<v Speaker 1>no T shirts, were about to get some T shirts.

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<v Speaker 1>When we first started, we were in zero. Now we

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<v Speaker 1>are no longer zero. We are definitely climbing the chain

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<v Speaker 1>in the I Heart media world and the rating system

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<v Speaker 1>of podcasts. Can you climb a ladder? Really? You look

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like what's sort of chain where you have

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<v Speaker 1>to find out where that you gotta's first, you gotta knows.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that. But but what I'm saying is this,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you just have to reevaluate things and you have

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<v Speaker 1>to think about what is really attainable for a hundred episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>And as we approached that, listen back at episode Inber fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>when we set this goal, it was like, yeah, first,

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<v Speaker 1>how did we get closer? And we're in a five

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<v Speaker 1>now and it is only fifteen. In a way, it

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<v Speaker 1>kind of scares me. I don't think we're gonna be first. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I just think that we should just fine tune it.

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<v Speaker 1>We just go back and think, all right, forget about

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<v Speaker 1>a B C D by episode one, let's just accomplish

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<v Speaker 1>a and to me, that's getting on iTunes. But we

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<v Speaker 1>could have gone worse to ninth, some more reasonable, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. So what you're saying is instead

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<v Speaker 1>of saying worst to first in a hundred episodes, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to change it because you don't really see us

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<v Speaker 1>becoming the number one most listen to podcasts under I Heart,

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<v Speaker 1>not for one, not in a hundred episodes. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen at this point. So you would say when

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<v Speaker 1>we have fifteen episodes, let's at least try to get

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<v Speaker 1>onto iTunes within a hundred episode. Let that be our

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<v Speaker 1>first goal. And then you know, we could say we

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<v Speaker 1>accomplish something. But see, this is why we gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>ball freed the gavel. He needs to decide like that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna you know what, I'm not gonna. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>star blow to the Christmas gift I'm getting for you.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what you for Christmas? Well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>there is a gift. I'm gonna get you a gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I get you to the gavel for the christ

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<v Speaker 1>like gifts or something like a thoughtful thing like this

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<v Speaker 1>is something that's kind of more necessary, No, well necessary, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but a light bulb. If you need light bulbs, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't wait to give them me for Christmas? Correct, you

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<v Speaker 1>get them now, whether you're sitting in the Actually, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that would be the reference. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the light bulb thing would have been like, if I

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<v Speaker 1>need light bulbs, do I get you an led because

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<v Speaker 1>you already have a light bulb. I mean the light

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<v Speaker 1>buel already works. You already are the third guy here.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you need a gavel, you need light bulbs and batteries,

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<v Speaker 1>big big season for light page just think. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>who cares? Wasn't not I give you a a gavel

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<v Speaker 1>for now? Or not I do? Because I would have

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<v Speaker 1>banged it by now and said you're out of water,

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<v Speaker 1>you're out of ward. Not the same if I'm just look,

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<v Speaker 1>I just bang the desk. It's not as not as

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't even bes my idea anyway. I shouldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>be telling you that. We should also make him wear

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<v Speaker 1>a wig like they do in parliament. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually have one of those, like like an old school

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<v Speaker 1>like er powdered. Yeah, this is what my powder. Get

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<v Speaker 1>back to the original question. The originally it's right, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a question. What was the question? Wait? What? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What he was out? That was from and Justice for

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<v Speaker 1>All with Alaccino movie trivia contest going and still doing that. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the Affair Show. You can send us a nice Instagram picture.

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<v Speaker 1>We have some Oh my god, someone tagged this on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram over the weekend. I want to tell you about her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so an email us at the Affair Show at gmail

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Tell us now, don't listen, scary is original question,

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<v Speaker 1>what should we change it. Should we not go worse

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<v Speaker 1>to first in a hundred or should we go from

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<v Speaker 1>my heart to know from Yeah I heard to iTunes

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<v Speaker 1>in a hundred. Yeah, it's a valid question. Tongue, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's too many characters close? Are we have fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>episodes ago? How close are we iTunes? This week we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get more ratings on how the podcast. Can we

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<v Speaker 1>bring CP in and talk to him again? Three pa,

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<v Speaker 1>let's bring CP Yeah, hell no, he has got the

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<v Speaker 1>president of podcast right, he's got the intel. Yeah, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>Now do we go CPN and find out and let

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<v Speaker 1>him tell us the truth about where exactly the All

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<v Speaker 1>Fair Show is so bald freak. You asked me just

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<v Speaker 1>now about who this wonderful person of afair because I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say hi to off airhead Jen, who came

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<v Speaker 1>up to my Time Square appearance with Danielle. Yesterday. We

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<v Speaker 1>were at Sunglass Hut and I got because people were

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<v Speaker 1>doing a crazy Black Friday shopping, which we're gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>about music for Sunglass Hut, like they need a song.

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<v Speaker 1>I wear sunglass at night. It's good. That is good? Hart, Oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>man with the guy wait, sorry, less grandy guy play it.

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<v Speaker 1>I covered this once fun he's not playing it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>playing the song along nice along Instro the Sunday Sunglass

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<v Speaker 1>and that socket Socket what weadn't read your story? So

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<v Speaker 1>how was the appearance at Sunglass Hut? It was we

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<v Speaker 1>on thatsode and what happened to me? Coming in? They

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<v Speaker 1>would give me track Vision raybands? How about that Raban

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<v Speaker 1>great is that's still one of the top brands of

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<v Speaker 1>us really? But yeah, I want to sad. What's up

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody who came out to Times Square and especially

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<v Speaker 1>It's It's just it warms the cockles of my heart

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<v Speaker 1>when an off per head comes up because Danielle was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there like cockles. Guys, don'd guys don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>you've gotten that guy was Time Square Square, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what they noticed they and this was from

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people that were very observant employees who

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<v Speaker 1>are in the know. They said that they see a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people time Square Janda's ever, but he noticed

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<v Speaker 1>less people walking around with bags, which means people are

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<v Speaker 1>not shopping browsing. Yeah, they're walking around. He's still got

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<v Speaker 1>the crowds, but they're not shopping. You're going in and

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<v Speaker 1>out of the stores. But they're just looking. They're interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, So where are they shopping? Well, we think

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<v Speaker 1>that they're doing it online and that that's really what

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<v Speaker 1>it's come down to. So these brick and mortar stores

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<v Speaker 1>have become kind of like a front for just like

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<v Speaker 1>a showcase, like a commercial, like a walking because because

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to have a lot of people. If you

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<v Speaker 1>like the style, then you go online you try to

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<v Speaker 1>find that style for less. That doesn't have to actually

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<v Speaker 1>be the ray band pair so people. But anyway, it

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<v Speaker 1>was an awesome time and I love the off fair

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<v Speaker 1>Heads coming out. We we met some Offfairheads the other

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<v Speaker 1>night too. But you're you're talking on the topic of

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<v Speaker 1>holiday shopping. What did you guys want to talk about specifically?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I met I was also at Macy's on Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Was everywhere this next week, you're gonna be everywhere. You're

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<v Speaker 1>doing like seven appearances. But you'll get to the battle

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<v Speaker 1>of the point. The point is shut up dad. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, you know you were supposed to get to

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<v Speaker 1>that in a second. Finishing shopping, Can I explain something?

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<v Speaker 1>Get three Brazilian girls at Macy's who just got in

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<v Speaker 1>from obviously Brazil and they came with empty suitcases. This

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<v Speaker 1>is what they do. They said that a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people foreign foreigners from here, like not not Americans, are

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<v Speaker 1>not people that are you know, like celebrating Thanksgiving. Because

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<v Speaker 1>we always wonder why they're thousands of people in Times

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<v Speaker 1>Square and why the thousands of people in Herald Square.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because and the streets were blocked off by the

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<v Speaker 1>way hundreds of people trying to get into Macy's. The

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<v Speaker 1>door was like they were trying to bust it down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's because people come from around the world, and those

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<v Speaker 1>are the people that are doing the shopping. They come

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<v Speaker 1>with that the suit cases, and they show up and

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<v Speaker 1>the dollar goes so much further because in their their

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<v Speaker 1>countries they can't get these American products at a good price.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like triple the price. So they come here, they

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<v Speaker 1>load up on denim, they buy all the clothes, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they go back to their native countries and they

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<v Speaker 1>give gifts to everybody, so that who's doing the shopping

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<v Speaker 1>give some black Friday showing up on Thanksgiving Day trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get the doorbuster sales nice. And when you go

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<v Speaker 1>into macy saying you hear this music, come on ball, Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>give it to me Christmas time. Come on, say it, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when they walked in, was it crowded on

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving Eve? And Thanksgiving night? Jammed? You never know Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? All right? Thanksgiving? Did you go out

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving Eve? I was in homebooking on Thanksgiving? How was

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<v Speaker 1>that was crowded? Uh? That one that wasn't shopping? That

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<v Speaker 1>was me? You know, I was hanging out with some

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<v Speaker 1>old friends. And what else did you do? Oh? Well, Friday? Jeez?

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<v Speaker 1>I went to a Friday night. I went to a party.

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<v Speaker 1>They would dan a stripper pole installed in their bedroom

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep. When do you sleep? I was? I went

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<v Speaker 1>to a party of bay Ridge sleep and you know what? Else?

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<v Speaker 1>Years old? And not only does he not sleep, but

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<v Speaker 1>when he gets up, all he's thinking about is how

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<v Speaker 1>do we promote the next event? Because when I was

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<v Speaker 1>at home with the kids and we're deck right in

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<v Speaker 1>the house, my phone goes off five times and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>where are you? And he wants me to promote this

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<v Speaker 1>event that we're gonna be at. When I told him,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear I told him this and said leave me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, my phone and then he sent me this,

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<v Speaker 1>this Jeff saying, how rude. How he only has one compartment.

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<v Speaker 1>You have multiple compartment. He has one component compartment. Just

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<v Speaker 1>to answer you the question. So Friday night, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>would love to be at this party. Yeah, there were

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of lergs, their youngs. And then he combs

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<v Speaker 1>ing top, plenty of top he combs. He combs that

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<v Speaker 1>smoke for the bat and smoking some top, clouds of top,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was the clouds of top got so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>There this cat, this cat that was in the in

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<v Speaker 1>the attack. The attack was was hot, was stoned stone.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you have a conversation with the cat? Was like?

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<v Speaker 1>And then then it got wild and everybody started dancing

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<v Speaker 1>on the stripper pole. So she's got a stripper pole

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<v Speaker 1>in her bedrooms? We please meet her, Can we talk

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<v Speaker 1>to her? Can we have her call the show? We can?

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<v Speaker 1>So when we have her called the off air show, Yeah, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>the chick standing with the chick with the with the

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<v Speaker 1>stripper pole man professionally installed. Yea. She has a whole

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<v Speaker 1>room of the whole part of her bedroom, clear be furniture,

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<v Speaker 1>It's all just blank out space. That is so hot.

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<v Speaker 1>And hi, guys, is a hichack. Wow, it's it's Carla.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a good day to hichack the show. And we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have much disna like it to make time for

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<v Speaker 1>we actually have, we haven't we have an outline today.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they could teach you a thing or two. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a guy who used to walk into our Monday

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<v Speaker 1>Friday studios pretty often. His name was Charlie. Charlie. Remember Charlie?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember Charlie? Alright, So guys, ladies, gentlemen, from

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<v Speaker 1>the night Friday, from the Carling Marine Anthony Show down

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<v Speaker 1>in a Seattle of power three three we have carl

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<v Speaker 1>Marine Anthony here. Hello you guys here, they're off, they're

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<v Speaker 1>off today and visiting us this morning. You have anything's

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<v Speaker 1>going to try and get some Seattle music? How about

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<v Speaker 1>some grunge Yellow Vana our podcast every Friday, and Greg

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<v Speaker 1>Tea would come in and bust us and we would

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<v Speaker 1>have to sit there and edit him out, edit, and

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<v Speaker 1>you edited great Tea out. Sometimes we left. Alfred. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you give us a little narration of what just happened here?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? You know as we're talking, all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden we've been invaded by invaded. Maybe give us a

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<v Speaker 1>little narration. Maybe with narration, we I just narrated it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to tell a story when I last came

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<v Speaker 1>in and then they sat down and they talk to us,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I'm playing their vona. Now Scary con plating

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<v Speaker 1>started to continue. I will say that I listen. You listen.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think of this podast? I get extreme anxiety,

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<v Speaker 1>but I listened. We know that you listen because you

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<v Speaker 1>also comment. You start up the pond, you start fires.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you did, you put on fire. Wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>so why don't we address that while lets you're off air?

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<v Speaker 1>Heads are there. They don't understand that there's better podcast

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<v Speaker 1>of what is so much? Second, you guys started twitter

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<v Speaker 1>war saying that we had jingle ball tickets to No,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't do on Twitter. We went in our own

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and said you have to listen. And this is fact.

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<v Speaker 1>I know this from a very good source. Both Greg

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<v Speaker 1>t Yes and Scary have fifty jingle ball tickets and

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<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is tweet and ask them that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So that is beyond role. You know what. I will

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<v Speaker 1>tweet out their numbers. You can please don't please time

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<v Speaker 1>and you can call them for this question for you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>why why do you Why are you just on starting

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<v Speaker 1>this because you know why the listeners will, which is

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<v Speaker 1>David loves to go up against Goliath. It's what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and now the All First Show has become

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<v Speaker 1>Goliath what the listeners. I also say it face value

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<v Speaker 1>though that's the problem if you say it's gospel. So

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden we get hit with all these tweets.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that Carmen and Anthony said that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have given would you? We don't even have them right,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have the tickets. You have a whole ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to go. Can I go? You have a

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<v Speaker 1>whole section for their wish there's an entire sex. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Could you imagine we have if we

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<v Speaker 1>have a section of a fair heads? Could you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be like it'ld be insane and be people. Our

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<v Speaker 1>army is so honest, man, They're actually honest. This is

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<v Speaker 1>no joke. You love her arm You want to be

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<v Speaker 1>a part of the house. I will say when I

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<v Speaker 1>do get a chance to listen to the off air show, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I get to feel taking a ship. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>him feel like what I feel like? I am back

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<v Speaker 1>at my desk, which is here, which was here, right

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<v Speaker 1>next to where Greg Tea's desk. I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back there listening to actual arguments that Greg, Scary

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<v Speaker 1>and Ronny would have and and I say this honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes me feel like I'm homesia. Also sometimes going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a headache, but that's too you need to

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<v Speaker 1>stop talking at the same time, not our fault. Balfrey

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<v Speaker 1>talks over us because you guys don't let him talk.

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<v Speaker 1>He's my favorite part. Yeah all the time. Well, he's

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<v Speaker 1>also the podcast, the first Elvis Durant Show podcast pioneer.

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<v Speaker 1>I am the podcast pioneer. Yeah, thank you, independent minded

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it is great to have you guys here,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, and it's wonderful. I gotta say, I

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<v Speaker 1>love my Day Friday. Great podcast. But one thing it

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<v Speaker 1>does not have that we have here, and that is

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night. So here's the deal. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>see now, now they have a whole line of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously they got I'm not even getting paid to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually do wear their socks often that that is cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But our fair listeners know that their shirts, undershirts take

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<v Speaker 1>Mack Weldon. I mean, you can get or you can

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<v Speaker 1>let's face it. Did you just get paid to say

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<v Speaker 1>that's still in the middle of it, not half exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you want to say? I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to say, so I did speak to Brian from mac Weldon. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>He has great things to say about you guys. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's all great. Thank you. He told me something.

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<v Speaker 1>And Carlin Mury is gonna get very mad when she

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<v Speaker 1>hears this. Oh boy, he claims. He claims that the

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<v Speaker 1>off air show is the first I Heart Radio podcast

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<v Speaker 1>with an official sponsor. Not true, Deep Betty Vodka, Deep

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<v Speaker 1>Ettie Vodka. No, honestly, he had a great day. He

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<v Speaker 1>loves you. Still listening to the Mighty Friday Podcast anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me come on. If you were listening right now today,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what today's day Monday. You might be listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this on another day, but we Scary Jones or

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<v Speaker 1>Ronnie or Greg Tea and tell them that you still

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<v Speaker 1>listen to My Day Friday. And you know what hashtag

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<v Speaker 1>Jacklobe sostening hashtag Jacklobe. What do you call yourself? A

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of what? In the locker room, there were a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of youngs hanging out talking about to do the

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<v Speaker 1>off airheads understand what you're doing? Yeah, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know. You have no idea. People come up

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<v Speaker 1>to us and appearance are saying we were the tolerks tonight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they tolers hot girls. That's right. Don't start to steps

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<v Speaker 1>up backwards language. You got the whole thing. We have

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<v Speaker 1>an army, we have the off air heads. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a question, who's who's tweets? Which one of you is tweeting?

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<v Speaker 1>We all do Yeah, I don't tweet, Ronnie doesn't, Great

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<v Speaker 1>Tea and I mainly great Team. If it's something running,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to be part of a podcast that

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<v Speaker 1>gives you more time to talk? Of course, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying we we can use maybe a satellite person

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<v Speaker 1>someone to calls on the phone, hang out for Monday

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<v Speaker 1>Friday and give me access to the really have time

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<v Speaker 1>to do our podcast? You want to do this? Podcast anymore, right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's one or the other. Yeah, well we'll talk. You

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<v Speaker 1>will give him access to your Twitter account? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean you say totally is a total accident. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have access to any of the nine minutes. We

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<v Speaker 1>have nine minutes act to their podcast at the let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this plug for Carl account is at CM

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<v Speaker 1>and you would you do the shame for us on

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast? Actually know we do what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>You every trying to be friends with you guys, fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minute morning show. Ah, here comes Danielle. I forget about it.

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<v Speaker 1>This has now become the show has become now, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the curse on our podcast. We honestly have

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<v Speaker 1>told people many times to check out your podcast. And

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<v Speaker 1>how can we haven't gone worse the first We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have that much power. I think I don't the man

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<v Speaker 1>who usually left it's your podcast got you a morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a freaking I got a hemorhoid for this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for hanging let us hang out. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure to have you here. Carl Marine Anthony once again,

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<v Speaker 1>last gentlemen, and now coming up after this song, we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go into our football Nicks and talk about why

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<v Speaker 1>both Friac Rannie dished on Saturday night after her machine

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<v Speaker 1>goa Kelly Commulica bell Am, I out in my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I had in my mind the only good, bad things,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think that I can't explain it. What

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<v Speaker 1>can I say? It's complicated, don't matter what you say,

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<v Speaker 1>don't matter what you do. I only wanted to bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks to you so good that you can't explain it.

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<v Speaker 1>What cass say. It's convocated, nothing's that bad and the

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<v Speaker 1>peels good. So you come back like I knew you would.

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<v Speaker 1>I were prof. Wold and nice y'all and Joe my Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring you into my face off, drop down to that

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<v Speaker 1>face drunk. I got what dream out theil scratch them

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<v Speaker 1>out back tack, I asked both. When you scream out

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<v Speaker 1>and you keep me in with those him while my

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<v Speaker 1>teams thinking no fifth, while your body's giving me back,

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<v Speaker 1>and do something taking my kids that you said. I

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<v Speaker 1>want you forever together. Scars on my body so I

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<v Speaker 1>can take you whatever life I want, whatever, even when

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<v Speaker 1>we're not together. Scars on my body. I can look

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<v Speaker 1>at you and I love her. Camilla Cabella from the

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<v Speaker 1>Harmony of Course, doing her own thing here with machine

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<v Speaker 1>gun Kelly Bantings on the Aufair Show. It's only a

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<v Speaker 1>matter time, by the way, before I think she breaks

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<v Speaker 1>off and becomes the Beyonce just just just saying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're prognosticating. I mean she listen, they all have great talent.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just feel like she's been doing a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more solo things than the other women have. On

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<v Speaker 1>fifth Harmy an observation. That's hey, that's fact. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want the harmonizers to come after me that whatever you say,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Entertainment tonight, okay entertainment, Okay. Well, so Gregg Tea

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<v Speaker 1>and I have a little beef to pick, a big

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<v Speaker 1>beef to pick with you. Is it a little bone,

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<v Speaker 1>a big bone, a big beef, whatever you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call it, the beef, the bone of the beef, weef freak.

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<v Speaker 1>We invited you to come to our gig at Big

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<v Speaker 1>Shots the other night, which we had a wonderful time

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday. Generous of you and not only that, bald freak,

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<v Speaker 1>but we had money for you. We were gonna great

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<v Speaker 1>and on the phone, no, no, t yeah, and did

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<v Speaker 1>you not call me and say, hey, we gotta pay

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<v Speaker 1>him yep, we did. We did talk about we give you,

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<v Speaker 1>we were gonna give you a piece of the pie

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<v Speaker 1>to come out and make an appearance with us. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>Gregg t was tweeting about your appearance, that appearance. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that bothered me is that is that

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<v Speaker 1>I continue to attach you to every single Instagram post

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<v Speaker 1>and every single tweet. No no, but I kept on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like three or four actually, and I kep on

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<v Speaker 1>saying come hang out with us, and then all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, Scary says he's not hanging out and let

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<v Speaker 1>me let me read. Let me read the text message

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<v Speaker 1>to me and why he said he couldn't make and also,

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<v Speaker 1>why would you make a big deal of it all

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<v Speaker 1>last week and then not show up. That's right, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys gotta pay me. I'll come out. And the other

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<v Speaker 1>thing is is that people actually came up to us

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<v Speaker 1>and said we're keeping right. That's right. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>keep him wanting more, he said, I said, so, I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>your kid. It was like I called you and you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't answer the call. Instead, you replied with a text, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, is a diss. You need to answer

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<v Speaker 1>with a phone call. I call you. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>call me back. Who makes the rules of etiquette here?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't make those rules. That's America's rules, America's rule,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So he text me backat he writes, your kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got company tonight, not gonna make it out. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I said him back, and what do I sound

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<v Speaker 1>like that? Then I said, well that that's exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>that was. That was good again? How do I sund kid?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's your kid? Why do I sound like urban?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that I like Uran If you were sending

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<v Speaker 1>it to my face, I'm picturing that's how you would

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<v Speaker 1>have said, your kid, I've got company tonight, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make it out. And then I replied back with

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<v Speaker 1>a check Mark one hundred egg plant and a splash,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you wrote big go and then a chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>chip cookie. The hell is that all about? Well? What

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<v Speaker 1>the what was your splash about? Was? Well, it was

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<v Speaker 1>check mark means I got what you're saying on everyone

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<v Speaker 1>loves the love that My penis moved a little when

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that. And speaking of that, that was the

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<v Speaker 1>egg plant represented by an egg plant and a splash, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So what were you implying? Why could you not be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was applying that you were getting it in and

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<v Speaker 1>then you dissed us for a chick? Is that what happened? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it. I believe some toller. There's more to

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<v Speaker 1>it than just the check mark and the cookie meant

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<v Speaker 1>that he was high? Is what you meant? That I

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<v Speaker 1>was making cookies? Well? What is so much more to it?

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<v Speaker 1>What is so much more to it? Well, because I

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<v Speaker 1>had company and to go out to Woodbridge on a

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<v Speaker 1>cold Saturday night to see you guys at a club

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<v Speaker 1>for two hours, could have been there right there with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Say what was I going to do? Then we had

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<v Speaker 1>what did I miss? Oh my god? Well there was

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<v Speaker 1>no talk of pizza. Take that. Take that out of

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<v Speaker 1>the equation. That that was part you make him? You

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<v Speaker 1>busting my balls about We talked about it. We came

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<v Speaker 1>up with a price that we were gonna give you.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't include it, by the way, I didn't include

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<v Speaker 1>it when I when I called you on your on

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<v Speaker 1>the text. Friendship was by that point. It was by

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<v Speaker 1>that point it was like that ship had sailed. I'm like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not gonna come fuck him. Yeah, because we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to give you money. Why why didn't you write

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you and then put put the dollars side the

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<v Speaker 1>money bag emoji instead of a hundred And you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>How you sabotage our post? He does all time, sit

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<v Speaker 1>there at home. He did three appearances money bags on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's money. That's money he does to me, You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I do like a hornblower, and I'm like, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>come out board the whole bow. It's a big ship

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<v Speaker 1>over here. He does ship money, money, money, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>do you do that? Money's funny when you laugh, because

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<v Speaker 1>you know what's true. You are such a sabotage or

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 1>you sabotage. Everybody said, sounds like you know, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to plu that I'm gonna put sour grape plant salur grapes,

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<v Speaker 1>egg plant sal grapes. Listen, just just so the offair

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<v Speaker 1>show listeners out there get that I'm not in a

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<v Speaker 1>lothario and I'm not like a bad guy. I had

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<v Speaker 1>somebody over who's going through, like through a hard time

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<v Speaker 1>with their family. Came out No. But I didn't need

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<v Speaker 1>to explain that to you. I just said, your kid,

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<v Speaker 1>you did, your kids didn't not gonna make it out.

0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:52.120
<v Speaker 1>I got company that was the company, and the person

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<v Speaker 1>needed like needed company, and I gave her some comp

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<v Speaker 1>But that is not characterized in the type of text

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<v Speaker 1>that you said. Why do I have to explain my

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<v Speaker 1>whole life to you? I just said I'm not coming

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<v Speaker 1>out like I wasn't obligated to be there now. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not the appropriate music is not the appropriate. Plain

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<v Speaker 1>give me like the rocky theme. You know what can

0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I tell you? What can I tell you? No regrets?

0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 1>How was it? Like? What did I miss? Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what I missed? That that I had to be there

0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:23.520
<v Speaker 1>so bad bad for I don't want I don't want

0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:26.879
<v Speaker 1>any of your pity I do. I'm not like currying

0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>favor here. I might actually have a little taste of

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 1>what you might have miss. I had a nice Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you give me the sound please? Here? We got ready?

0:27:35.280 --> 0:27:37.760
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna play in my phone from the club. Okay,

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:46.200
<v Speaker 1>here we got here. I'm like everybody said, hello round.

0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:53.560
<v Speaker 1>He's not kidding, Hello around. Let's take it. What I'm

0:27:53.600 --> 0:28:01.359
<v Speaker 1>doing is really quickly. He's like, I can't believe I

0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 1>missed all that. He was giving all kinds of free

0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:09.680
<v Speaker 1>stuff away, so he was like trying to explain. You

0:28:09.720 --> 0:28:11.440
<v Speaker 1>know what it's like trying to explain to a to

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 1>a bar that does is drunk and right, right, everybody

0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:21.480
<v Speaker 1>saying everybody is canard, Right, that's drunk. And they're scaring

0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:24.320
<v Speaker 1>the microphone yelling at all these canard people that he's

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:26.520
<v Speaker 1>telling them about what they can win with these yellow

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:33.359
<v Speaker 1>raffle tickets. This is nobody's listening. Listen. We we gotta

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:35.480
<v Speaker 1>get into our football picks. Want to I want to

0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:37.080
<v Speaker 1>set a couple of things up tomorrow. We gotta write

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<v Speaker 1>this down. First of all, let's pose the question who's

0:28:40.360 --> 0:28:43.480
<v Speaker 1>right who's wrong with what we just talked about? Because

0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:46.480
<v Speaker 1>I think, do you just ditch your boys for a chick?

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 1>There was no obligation to go in the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a big committee even said to Sammy Sweeter when

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<v Speaker 1>she's on last week, should not get paid? Get paid paid?

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<v Speaker 1>He's so, this is us calling you on your ship, right,

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>and you know you're making something out of nothing. I'm

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:15.760
<v Speaker 1>making a mountain out of molehill. All right, So we'll

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 1>let the off airhead committee decide. Tweet us at the

0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.640
<v Speaker 1>show and and email us at the Offair Show at

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:23.840
<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. We're gonna get a response to this,

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 1>because we don't think you leave your boys. But hey,

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 1>look when I guess when uh, when something else calls,

0:29:29.880 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 1>it's time. Just like when you come down on the

0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:34.000
<v Speaker 1>off airheads for something and I am the voice of reason.

0:29:34.080 --> 0:29:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Now you're coming down on me and the off airheads

0:29:36.000 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 1>will be the voice of reason once again. And then

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:41.040
<v Speaker 1>also we got tomorrow. We're gonna cover this headlines thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Right we have a new segment tomorrow. Man, should we

0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:45.720
<v Speaker 1>grieve you the jingle? Right now? I gotta be everything

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 1>everything that about today. The wind just came out of

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:51.400
<v Speaker 1>my sail. What. Yeah, we had a great podcast. I

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:53.320
<v Speaker 1>can't I can't go into it on the air. I

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:55.760
<v Speaker 1>really can't because it's so well serious. Let's quickly do

0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 1>a recap because we do house football. The recab is

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 1>to be us. We can't even go into the football

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:05.560
<v Speaker 1>stuff right now because you Scary picked the freaking Monday

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 1>night game, and you know he's supposed to stay off

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:09.800
<v Speaker 1>the money night game. He's trying to beat us. Now

0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:14.720
<v Speaker 1>he's taking us, Sammy Sweethearts fall. I'll just give you

0:30:14.800 --> 0:30:17.880
<v Speaker 1>the summary, quick summary. Is this Scary You and wall

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<v Speaker 1>Freak are thirteen and eleven. I am ten and fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So the way it all went was like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I started off with a loss. I went against the

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Boys on Thanksgiving. I chose their skins, and the skins

0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 1>collapsed and the Cowboys one. But then I came back

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:33.000
<v Speaker 1>with two wins. I picked Buffalo over Jacksonville, and I

0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 1>picked the Giants over Cleveland. Right, because I got two

0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:38.120
<v Speaker 1>wins and one loss. Ball freak. You started off at

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 1>a loss. You picked the Seahawks over Tampa Bay. What

0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:45.960
<v Speaker 1>a fucking game night loss? Disgusting four team did the

0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Boost in years win? Anyway, you start off with a loss,

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<v Speaker 1>then you came back and you you want with the

0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 1>put the Falcons over the Cardinals, and you won with

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 1>the Saints over the Ramps. Nice scary has the chance

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<v Speaker 1>of going three and all I do because I picked

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<v Speaker 1>the Steelers over the Colts, the stealers one. I picked

0:31:00.680 --> 0:31:04.800
<v Speaker 1>the Patriots over the jett You knew that was You

0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:07.440
<v Speaker 1>knew how those that story was gonna did. With another win,

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.880
<v Speaker 1>and now tonight Eagles and Packers, I got to eat.

0:31:11.280 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 1>You got the Packers, got the Packs on the road,

0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:16.800
<v Speaker 1>and if the Packers beat the Eagles, those three now

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll be sixteen and twelve. Yeah, were sixteen and eleven,

0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 1>sixteen eleven. Rather, you'll be a team ahead of me,

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:25.959
<v Speaker 1>and I'm the comeback hit and it's all setting up

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 1>for me to take the victory at the end of

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:30.480
<v Speaker 1>the season. So there y'all happening, all right, Voice of

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<v Speaker 1>Reason tomorrow we give good head lines. That's a new

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 1>feature where Saturday starting all right about right now. The

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>truth comes out. He wasn't play. We see We will

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<v Speaker 1>see you tomorrow. Thank you for tuning in again to

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<v Speaker 1>the Off Fair Show. Please tell you phrase spread this

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<v Speaker 1>in a hundred episodes. For you hap now for you

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<v Speaker 1>wish won't for me? Just w watch me now, Just

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<v Speaker 1>watch me. I get some tire to me for Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you won't believe it's just watch me now.