Speaker 1: Hello, my loves it is La La Can welcome back
Speaker 1: to the Give them All a Podcast. I have my
Speaker 1: left and right hand with me today, East and Birmingham.
Speaker 1: How you doing good? How is I'm a little intimidating today. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi y Jessica Walza. I feel like I always have
Speaker 1: to intro you with that little New York accent. I
Speaker 1: love it. We are officially in the studio. This is
Speaker 1: a little test run. I am intimidated. AF We'll see
Speaker 1: how it goes.
Speaker 2: You look like a natural, honey, Oh my goodness do
Speaker 2: I This is why I always say you fake it
Speaker 2: until you make it.
Speaker 1: You just yeah, you just pretend. We were filming the
Speaker 1: other night and I wore this like leopard c through
Speaker 1: catsuit with a like leopard boos da and a thong,
Speaker 1: and Sina said to me, you know, what are you
Speaker 1: trying to do? Still the show? And I said I
Speaker 1: would steal the show with a paper bag on my head. Honey,
Speaker 1: I wish I had that confidence. I was like, I
Speaker 1: really don't feel that way, But when I just said that,
Speaker 1: now I feel like I could steal the show that way.
Speaker 1: So you just keep telling yourself stuff and then you
Speaker 1: become a part of your own delusion, and sometimes that works.
Speaker 3: Absolutely dissecting it, thinking how I could go about it.
Speaker 1: Now, right, you just say things and you manifest and
Speaker 1: suddenly it comes true. Today we finally get to release
Speaker 1: the Howie Mandel episode. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I know it's great. Yeah, and you you both did it.
Speaker 2: So Easton is on this, Laalas on this. How'd you
Speaker 2: guys feel about it?
Speaker 3: I was just as intimidated as I am right now.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, this is crazy for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not you, It's a little crazy. I was intimidated
Speaker 1: going into Howie studio. So we recorded the Howie Mandel
Speaker 1: episode a few weeks ago. We were in the editing process.
Speaker 1: We're finally able to air it today on this episode,
Speaker 1: and we recorded it in his studio. I gave him
Speaker 1: the option. I said, do you want to come to
Speaker 1: us or should we come to you? And he preferred
Speaker 1: us going to his studio, which was absolutely fabulous. I
Speaker 1: want to kick off this first segment before we get
Speaker 1: into Howie's segment. I was shook by the amount of
Speaker 1: hate that I got when I posted that picture on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Remember I avoid the comments section at all costs because
Speaker 1: I know what lives in there, and it's dark and
Speaker 1: hairy and scary, so I just ignore it. I posted
Speaker 1: a photo of ocean and summer moon looking out.
Speaker 4: Of the gates watching us play golf, watching.
Speaker 1: The bookend you play golf, and later on in the day,
Speaker 1: the girls were inside, you know, snacking or whatever, and
Speaker 1: I just quickly was like, I really would like to
Speaker 1: take a picture. And I thought it was hysterical to
Speaker 1: post the girls looking through the gate and me with
Speaker 1: my bum out on the next slide in the carousel,
Speaker 1: and I said Mom's turn. And in my head I
Speaker 1: was thinking, I take pictures of my daughter and children
Speaker 1: all day, every day, and I love that, But for
Speaker 1: one moment, can it just be Mom's turn? Okay, hysterical. Well,
Speaker 1: women in the comments section lost their mind. Was it
Speaker 1: mostly women? It was all women?
Speaker 3: I read a couple and I was like, all right, people,
Speaker 3: just take everything literal. Like I took the photo of
Speaker 3: the kids watching you with your photo shoot. It's like, you,
Speaker 3: guys know that photos can be taken at two different times.
Speaker 1: It's mind rowing. I am obsessed with a booty photo.
Speaker 2: So all I see when I look at your photos
Speaker 2: are the first comments, which I think a lot of
Speaker 2: people that you follow, Stacy and everyone just like yes girl.
Speaker 2: So I saw those. I didn't even scroll down to
Speaker 2: the negative ones.
Speaker 1: What did they say? Just well, I still have yet
Speaker 1: to see them. The only reason I know about the
Speaker 1: negative ones, which every article used the same negative comments,
Speaker 1: which was like, I can't believe that she would post
Speaker 1: this while her children wat while her child watches, her
Speaker 1: daughter looks so sad, And I'm like, my daughter is
Speaker 1: sad because it's time for dinner and no more golf,
Speaker 1: all right, That's why she's sad, not because I'm out
Speaker 1: taking cute photos of myself, which I never get anymore.
Speaker 1: The last hot photo I took was in a shower
Speaker 1: that Jessica took.
Speaker 4: I took. I was just about to.
Speaker 1: Say, but no one was up in arms about that,
Speaker 1: But this one they went insane, and for me it
Speaker 1: was just like wow, instead of would people rather me
Speaker 1: show like self hatred in front of my daughter? Like
Speaker 1: I don't understand?
Speaker 2: Probably those are the people that commented negatively. Would probably
Speaker 2: rather you be like you know, ugh, I'm like you
Speaker 2: said self hatred then be embracing your stunning bod.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you. I think that two things can happen
Speaker 1: at once. You can love yourself and feel hot and sexy,
Speaker 1: but like still be a good mom. I know that's
Speaker 1: mind blowing for a lot of people. I love Ocean.
Speaker 1: She is my entire world. She is not my entire identity.
Speaker 1: I still want to wear the things that I used
Speaker 1: to wear pre Ocean. And there's gonna be a day,
Speaker 1: y'all where Ocean grows up and she's probably gonna have
Speaker 1: sex one day. She's probably gonna smoke a dooby one day.
Speaker 1: She's not gonna be this innocent human for the rest
Speaker 1: of her life, right am?
Speaker 5: I am?
Speaker 1: I sitting there being like time to take naked photos
Speaker 1: of mom Ocean and we're gonna watch an episode of
Speaker 1: Vanderpump Rules after No. Absolutely not. My day to day
Speaker 1: is like very different than what I put on social media,
Speaker 1: because my day to day really ain't that interesting, guys,
Speaker 1: unless I'm telling you to send it to Darryl in
Speaker 1: a bathrobe, which is something that hits once in a
Speaker 1: blue moon. Like my every day is like mew with
Speaker 1: a zip cream on or rehydrating my skin. So allow
Speaker 1: me to take a picture of my butt when I
Speaker 1: want to to remind myself that I'm hot and I'm
Speaker 1: also still single, and maybe there's a reason for that,
Speaker 1: now that I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3: I saw it in your face when you were talking
Speaker 3: about it. You started to calm down a bit, and
Speaker 3: I was like, ooh, I was like.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, maybe I do need to reevaluate some things. Anyway,
Speaker 1: there's my purge, my tangent. Stop being trolls. It's not cute.
Speaker 3: I feel like, sorry to interrupt, but I feel like
Speaker 3: they're the ones that are the saddest ones in there,
Speaker 3: because like, for me, even if I see a photo
Speaker 3: I dislike or I'm not like, I don't agree with it, the.
Speaker 4: Last thing, I'm like, I'm gonna comment. I just keep scrolling, you.
Speaker 1: Keep scrolling, and I write it in my notes for
Speaker 1: the podcast, and I talk about it here instead. So
Speaker 1: I have a funny story about Lisa. Oh no, you're
Speaker 1: gonna die. You're going to die.
Speaker 5: The other day.
Speaker 1: The other day, we go into a restaurant. We're having
Speaker 1: the best time. Keep in mind, I don't drink. Mom
Speaker 1: doesn't drink. Lisa gave alcohol up a year after I did,
Speaker 1: just for support. Hasn't had a drink since. You would
Speaker 1: think she was buzzed out of her mind because of this.
Speaker 1: We are walking to the car. It's street parking right
Speaker 1: outside of the restaurant, and I'm busy, like fumbly in
Speaker 1: my purse and I look up and Lisa has gone
Speaker 1: through this car. Okay, she's looking for her cell phone.
Speaker 1: She's misplaced her cell phone. She's in the glove compartment,
Speaker 1: she's lifting up everything in the car. It's not our car.
Speaker 4: At what point do you think?
Speaker 1: I said, what are you doing in that car?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: What are you doing in that person's car? Lisa? And
Speaker 1: she was like, this isn't our This isn't our car.
Speaker 1: This has tan leather And I'm like, no, it was
Speaker 1: a gray range over sport. Our car was parked behind.
Speaker 1: And literally, I'm like, if these people came out, they
Speaker 1: they would call the police on you because it looks
Speaker 1: like you're trying to jag.
Speaker 2: It was a different leather color on the seat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when she decided. She was like, well, I
Speaker 1: was thinking when I got in that like, we didn't
Speaker 1: have any of this stuff. When did When did La
Speaker 1: La get a big goal? But I was like, never,
Speaker 1: are you joking? It's a joke, I swear to you. Jessica,
Speaker 1: are you so? Then I'm looking at her and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and you wonder why I beg you not to lose keys?
Speaker 1: You can't even get into the right car.
Speaker 4: And she would have it didn't unlock.
Speaker 3: What do you mean like if you would walk to
Speaker 3: it with car keys, she would have like got into
Speaker 3: that and been like, the keys aren't working, shouted.
Speaker 4: She wouldn't have checked another car. She would have thought
Speaker 4: that was just oh no.
Speaker 1: By the way, She's convinced herself because the keys were
Speaker 1: on her that Range Rover keys work on all Range Rover.
Speaker 1: She was like, there's no other way. If the car
Speaker 1: it has they either didn't lock their car or your
Speaker 1: keys opened the car. I'm like, why can't we just
Speaker 1: sink into Like you messed up if this was a
Speaker 1: you problem.
Speaker 4: But you probably Oh, but you thought in a spot
Speaker 4: that that she didn't physically park it in.
Speaker 1: I should have avoided I should have avoided parking around
Speaker 1: any other Range Rover that was my same color.
Speaker 2: Nothing is Lisa's fault. And this is me saying it this.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it sarcastically. She's just like going through
Speaker 2: life with her Lisa energy.
Speaker 1: And this is why Lisa is allowed to be Lisa
Speaker 1: because y'all are team Lisa. And then she blames it.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, you guys are my kids, and it's
Speaker 1: not funny. Everyone else thinks it's hysterical. I'm like, we
Speaker 1: also think it's hysterical. However, when the police come, because
Speaker 1: you're just like raiding this person's car, like what, how
Speaker 1: should I defend you because you can't.
Speaker 2: And her with her frantic energy of like looking for
Speaker 2: things and stuff. If someone saw that utter care, well,
Speaker 2: that's the.
Speaker 4: Thing because she loses so many things.
Speaker 3: I love you, Lisa that she probably was going through
Speaker 3: the car and thinking where did I put anything?
Speaker 4: Because she is like did I lose that? Now? So
Speaker 4: now she's flustering in everything.
Speaker 3: And then by the time she figures out it's not
Speaker 3: your car, everything's everywhere.
Speaker 1: Everything's everywhere. Yeah, so if you go back, I had
Speaker 1: to abort mission. I couldn't worry about it. They got
Speaker 1: in my own car and was like, you these people.
Speaker 4: You have mentally screwed these people up.
Speaker 3: They are thinking that they got robbed and they have
Speaker 3: no idea what you may have taken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I didn't even think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are like my car got robbed? What was
Speaker 3: in here that I didn't even know? They're probably like, well,
Speaker 3: whatever it was, they're probably canceling cars.
Speaker 2: Yes, you gas lit the stuff out of them.
Speaker 4: I've got my car's gone like been broken into, and
Speaker 4: their ship everywhere.
Speaker 3: But then you're thinking, what did I leave in here
Speaker 3: that they may have taken?
Speaker 4: And it sits. It sits with you.
Speaker 1: I'm a verrgo. I know everything that's in that car
Speaker 1: at all times. I know what chapstick is in there
Speaker 1: and how much was used.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine going in though, going in your car
Speaker 2: and everything is just a little out of place, you
Speaker 2: would drive yourself.
Speaker 4: Oh, I would drive myself. He was in here and
Speaker 4: what was maybe taken?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened? I wish that they had a dash
Speaker 1: cam because they would see that. Lisa truly thought she
Speaker 1: was in her own car.
Speaker 3: If your car was rummaged through and you listen, please
Speaker 3: send in the tape if you haven't, or call.
Speaker 1: Yes I heard, or call in. I heard callers that.
Speaker 2: Lalas adding some sort of call thing to this show
Speaker 2: at some point, So call in.
Speaker 1: Then, yes, you can call in. But Lisa wants to
Speaker 1: blame everything on her age and I'm like, you've been
Speaker 1: doing this since ninety three, babe, Like literally, you can't
Speaker 1: blame it on age, okay, because the rest of your
Speaker 1: life works just fine. She's so funny. No, she's so funny.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about your experience at the Gucci store.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about my experience of the Gucci Welcome back
Speaker 1: to the Tangent podcast. We may be formatted, but first
Speaker 1: segment always a Tangent, So talk about it. Jess.
Speaker 2: So, my Gucci bag because Lala is my sugar daddy.
Speaker 2: So my Gucci bag that she got me broke, just
Speaker 2: the front clip. Long story shore I called the Gucci store.
Speaker 2: I'm saying my bag broke. I'd love to bring it
Speaker 2: in for a repair. They are I won't say which
Speaker 2: Gucci store was.
Speaker 1: They are rude.
Speaker 2: They are like not feeling me. They're like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: sure it broke, Like is it even real energy.
Speaker 1: So I'm like they're like, can I get your name?
Speaker 2: And I my name and they're like yeah, well, you know,
Speaker 2: using all these excuses like if you've had it for
Speaker 2: a while and you know it's your only want, like
Speaker 2: just whatever, we probably can't fix it. And then they
Speaker 2: go and we can't even find you in the system.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. My boss bought it
Speaker 2: for me. This is her phone number. They pull it up.
Speaker 2: I mean, I have never heard a tone change in
Speaker 2: anyone so quick. Then it did this Gucci store woman
Speaker 2: and she was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, oh, well, this is great. This is great.
Speaker 1: And you know what I'm gonna do for you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you my personal cell. Oh.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh really, and she's like, and
Speaker 2: you know, I see here it's under warranty. Still, this
Speaker 2: is gonna this will be easy, breezy. The wait time
Speaker 2: is usually around six months. Right now, we'll get it
Speaker 2: for you in a few weeks. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, because they saw, yeah, it was Lalla's name,
Speaker 2: they saw all your purchases, they've seen you know, and
Speaker 2: they know I'm sure they know you. And it was
Speaker 2: a I mean, I was fine with it. I was like,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: This is letting her eat it. Oh. And then so
Speaker 1: I bring it in. They're they're so nice.
Speaker 2: I go to pick it up just a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks later, when she personally texts me, your bag's already.
Speaker 2: Let me know if you need anything else. And they
Speaker 2: come up to me and they go, we just gave
Speaker 2: you a brand new bag, and you got a whole new, brand,
Speaker 2: brand new bag. They said, we hope you're fine with it.
Speaker 2: We just that that should have never broken. That never happens.
Speaker 2: Here's a brand new bag.
Speaker 4: How much are you spending?
Speaker 1: That line? I know, I know that makes me a
Speaker 1: little concerned.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure how much I've spent at Gucci,
Speaker 1: but I will say I had this experience when the
Speaker 1: girls and I took a trip to Paris and we
Speaker 1: had like a full shopping day. Because even though you
Speaker 1: can go to those stores in the United States, right,
Speaker 1: it's just like there's nothing better than going into like
Speaker 1: a Parisian channel, right, and they've got like different things.
Speaker 1: They're ahead of the game in like the fashion world.
Speaker 1: Everything that hits way later in the US is like
Speaker 1: there right now. So they're treating us like we're just
Speaker 1: there to window shop and we're about to have a heyday.
Speaker 1: I mean, my song boy had just charted. I got
Speaker 1: like a nice sum of money, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm blowing it all on this trip. I wouldn't show that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. Now, this is a very stupid
Speaker 1: thing to do. But the first place we walk into
Speaker 1: is Gucci, and we freaking fill the bags, right, we
Speaker 1: fill the bags to the brim, and they're like all
Speaker 1: over us. The next stop we want to go to Chanelle. Well,
Speaker 1: now they're leeches because we've got a ton of Gucci bags.
Speaker 1: So then we have Chanel bags. Then we walk into
Speaker 1: Louie and they've spotted us and gotten it. So I
Speaker 1: just see. It's like the way that you're treated. You
Speaker 1: feel so intimidated going into those places, and then all
Speaker 1: of this sudden you like empty your bank account and
Speaker 1: it's like now I have respect for you. It's such
Speaker 1: a it's it's snow. It's wild.
Speaker 3: They got a good sales pitch going over there. And
Speaker 3: the thing for me is like I don't have money
Speaker 3: to just go into those stores. But when I go,
Speaker 3: just the even window shop, they make you feel like
Speaker 3: bad if you don't.
Speaker 1: Leave with something something yes and like.
Speaker 4: And they almost they usually they get your both. I
Speaker 4: usually just walk.
Speaker 1: Out, but like they usually can't get you like I do.
Speaker 1: There's not many people that can walk into a store
Speaker 1: like that and buy let's just say, like a little
Speaker 1: a bracelet. It's expensive, and like those stores are not
Speaker 1: readily available everywhere you go, right, so when you're a
Speaker 1: tourist and you get to walk in and not just
Speaker 1: like look online, look at these things, it's almost like
Speaker 1: a museum in a way, like just be kind, Like
Speaker 1: why do I get a water because I'm buying a
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars whatever? If not that, we all just
Speaker 1: get the water.
Speaker 5: It's hot.
Speaker 2: It's hot, and you can afford it. And if I didn't,
Speaker 2: if I had the experience I would have had without
Speaker 2: your name attached to it. I don't think when I
Speaker 2: when I become a multi bajillionaire, like when we all do,
Speaker 2: I don't think my first thought would be like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go get.
Speaker 1: A Gucci bag. It just wouldn't have.
Speaker 2: It would have been like, well, they were kind of
Speaker 2: rude to me, so maybe I'll go somewhere else, but
Speaker 2: I spend my money.
Speaker 1: I think that it should be a reflection of that person,
Speaker 1: not so much a reflection of the actual brand. Agreed, Yes,
Speaker 1: because I've had amazing experiences where they don't know who
Speaker 1: I am. They I don't buy anything, and they're like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. For coming in, So I think
Speaker 1: that that person had a chip on her shoulders. And
Speaker 1: then I felt like she felt that she needed to
Speaker 1: be nice because it was like, oh, well, this person
Speaker 1: like spends money here, so I guess I have to
Speaker 1: be nice. My mom also always taught me that if
Speaker 1: someone's mean to you on the phone or you go
Speaker 1: into an office and they're not kind, that it's not
Speaker 1: a you problem. They could have had like the worst
Speaker 1: day ever and you're the person that they're going to
Speaker 1: take it out on. So just like, continue to be nice.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they can get it out of their system on
Speaker 1: you tell them to have a great day. Lisa, though
Speaker 1: sometimes I've seen her in action. She she's she gets
Speaker 1: a little passive aggress and Lisa.
Speaker 2: No, but no, but Lisa's right. It could be the
Speaker 2: one day that they were cranky. I would remember the
Speaker 2: one day as a waitress, I was cranky and the
Speaker 2: woman put me in check and I was mad because
Speaker 2: I was like, it's an hour to closing and she's
Speaker 2: coming in and I was cranky with her.
Speaker 1: And then she looked at me in the eye and
Speaker 1: she said, are you okay? Would you like me to leave?
Speaker 2: And I was like and it just checked me and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm really sorry. This is not about you,
Speaker 2: this is a me thing.
Speaker 1: Totally. Yeah, we've all had We've all had those moments.
Speaker 4: Lisa Bee.
Speaker 3: She actually she was not passive aggressive nice, but she
Speaker 3: was very nice to this woman. I can't even remember
Speaker 3: where it was, grocery store, can't remember which one, but.
Speaker 4: She was very nice. And the woman was like, thank
Speaker 4: you for being so nice.
Speaker 3: I haven't had a good day and you and she
Speaker 3: was like, and there are good people. So like Lisa changed,
Speaker 3: you know, somebody's day with being nice to somebody who
Speaker 3: wasn't so so it never is you, you know, it's
Speaker 3: always somebody, right, let's put you in. I mean think
Speaker 3: when you and mom beef, not even beef. I got
Speaker 3: mom down my throat now and it's you that affected
Speaker 3: her sting it.
Speaker 4: So here we go.
Speaker 1: You always detigate it with the mom.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll always eat it for Lisa. She's great.
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: I'm so thrilled for you in your brand new Gucci bag, Jack.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and thank you for the Gucci bag.
Speaker 1: To be anything for you, anything for you, Bill. I
Speaker 1: want to before we jump into Howie get your guys's
Speaker 1: ache of the week and relief of the week. J
Speaker 1: Just do you want to start us off, Bill, Yes,
Speaker 1: my ache.
Speaker 2: We'll make this quick humiliating. Was hiking the other day,
Speaker 2: decided to go a little higher, took a quite a
Speaker 2: spill quotes feet up in the air, landed on my elbow.
Speaker 2: So I don't know we'll be using these clips, but
Speaker 2: boom the hand, boom my elbow if if we're not
Speaker 2: the watch. I wasn't wearing my watch. I was, however,
Speaker 2: carrying pepper spray good and landed on the pepper spray.
Speaker 2: Mind you, this fall was in front of a group
Speaker 2: of about five to seven hikers.
Speaker 1: Landed on the pepper spray.
Speaker 2: The pepper spray gets cracked, comes apart as I'm putting
Speaker 2: it back together, and the hikers are.
Speaker 1: Like, are you o carry okay? I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm not fine, but I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so silly. I'm fine.
Speaker 2: The pepper spray I pressed the top to put it
Speaker 2: back together, squirts.
Speaker 1: And just miss these hikers.
Speaker 2: And when I was telling Kyle, he was like, you
Speaker 2: could have squirted yourself in the eye, and then what
Speaker 2: would you have done?
Speaker 1: I'm like I would have called you and be like
Speaker 1: come get maybe you would have fallen again. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: you said you went hiking and you said you took
Speaker 1: a spell. I was like, how do you spell in
Speaker 1: Runyon camp? But you were like legit, like Utah hiking.
Speaker 1: I was on like rocks and it was a spell.
Speaker 2: And I already look at Goofy hiking.
Speaker 1: I just do.
Speaker 2: I'm taking these like tiny, teeny tiny steps when my
Speaker 2: short legs down the height so and it was just
Speaker 2: and I saw the group of hikers and I'm like,
Speaker 2: don't let Goofy look cute. And that's opposite anyway. So
Speaker 2: that was my ake, and my relief was the Palm Springs.
Speaker 2: Lalla let me stay at her Palm Springs house so
Speaker 2: I could go to Palm Springs have a night.
Speaker 1: I was with Kyle.
Speaker 2: We went to param More with our friends and that
Speaker 2: house and that energy, and it was one hundred and
Speaker 2: seventeen degrees, but I was I couldn't have been more relaxed.
Speaker 2: So that was my relief.
Speaker 1: That makes me so happy. And you're so welcome. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you took a fall. That's great, We're good. It's
Speaker 1: a giant a Giant Bandit on the album were good
Speaker 1: you guys so sexy? Easton What's Yours?
Speaker 4: What's the eight?
Speaker 5: My ache?
Speaker 4: I've been on this podcast for how many weeks? Months?
Speaker 1: It's been, I mean you've been in a we'll call
Speaker 1: it like four weeks.
Speaker 3: Four weeks. When is the My ache is? When is
Speaker 3: the podcast going to follow me?
Speaker 1: I don't follow you? Oh it only follows Laala. Oh
Speaker 1: the podcast can follow Jessica East.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think it follows you? No, La? Well now yeah,
Speaker 4: well now I'm gonna protest that one.
Speaker 1: That's a good age. Okay, makes it?
Speaker 4: That's what I like?
Speaker 1: What's the really?
Speaker 3: And then my relief has been after a good long
Speaker 3: work day, we have family night and game night.
Speaker 4: We did Belief. The night of the week is always
Speaker 4: game night.
Speaker 1: We do game night with Lisa and she's a savage.
Speaker 1: When we play Cards against Humanity, I die.
Speaker 4: She's so funny.
Speaker 1: That's what you put on your Instagram story, right? Yes?
Speaker 1: I want her to go on tour and just play
Speaker 1: Cards against Humanity with herself because people would pay a
Speaker 1: lot of money to watch it. I would pay.
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 1: She's hysterical and her mind is pretty dirty.
Speaker 4: Soath.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, we are at a mom's brunch and she had
Speaker 1: ta heen that had fallen in like a perfect line
Speaker 1: where her stuff is her cookies okay, And she gets
Speaker 1: up and Erica she and his mom says, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you have you have a ta heen rim around your
Speaker 1: goodies and she goes, I'm hoping to find Amanda lick
Speaker 1: it up around the corner. And I was like, that
Speaker 1: could come again. No, for real, she said that, and
Speaker 1: they said the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Speaker 1: All talk. You think Lisa's bee's gonna go around the
Speaker 1: corner and have a good time.
Speaker 3: She cray me with her hips because she she's a
Speaker 3: stiff one. I was like, you just need to move more,
Speaker 3: and she goes, maybe I just need to have sex,
Speaker 3: and I said, you knocked that off right now.
Speaker 4: I will knock you.
Speaker 1: Out, like, ohssion, that's nice.
Speaker 5: I will.
Speaker 1: I love that. That is your relief. My ache was
Speaker 1: the mom trolls in the comments section. I want them
Speaker 1: to do better. I want them to do better. Take
Speaker 1: time to love on your bum. It's very important. Don't
Speaker 1: get mad at me for loving on mine. And my
Speaker 1: relief was the chiropractor coming to the house last night
Speaker 1: and rocking my world. Seriously, it's Bradley's husband. Bradley does
Speaker 1: my hair and Dustin adjust me. My legs were uneven.
Speaker 1: He made me even again. He adjusted my neck is
Speaker 1: where I hold all my attention and I could I
Speaker 1: literally could barely move it, and he just and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my dusting, Oh my gosh. It was
Speaker 1: like Bruce all mighty when he's like doing that thing anything.
Speaker 1: She comes out in the bedroom.
Speaker 4: And she's like, oh, she's in the bathroom. That was
Speaker 4: me last night.
Speaker 1: That was my relief. That's but I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: blushing and getting a little hot and bothered him. So
Speaker 1: we're going to take a quick break while I go
Speaker 1: wipe myself off, and we'll be back with Howie.
Speaker 5: Meant hell, my daughter just wanted to So what I
Speaker 5: was trying to say is my daughter has never come
Speaker 5: to see any celebrity. Oh yeah, you were talking about that,
Speaker 5: That's what I was talking about. There is nobody. And
Speaker 5: I've worked with the big I had a talk show
Speaker 5: in the nineties. Everybody, the number one box office people
Speaker 5: were there. She wouldn't show up. People like uh, you know,
Speaker 5: Usher and anybody who's in. I play Vegas all the time.
Speaker 5: I can get her to any any show. She goes, nah, nah,
Speaker 5: she grew up with it. She goes, you're having la
Speaker 5: la in She is right there. That's the only reason.
Speaker 1: I babe, she was the one, much better, much better, Jackie.
Speaker 5: I told her that you were wearing you were wearing this,
Speaker 5: and I made you take it off, didn't I that
Speaker 5: was a.
Speaker 4: Big mistake, Howie.
Speaker 5: Howie, it was a big mistake because she wasn't wearing
Speaker 5: anything under it and no bra. So I don't know
Speaker 5: why everybody was focusing so much on Tom. She's like
Speaker 5: season four right, totally. It was like our season four.
Speaker 5: Hey didn't you take your top off in season four?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 5: This was season two of our podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like everyone's got nipples and everyone.
Speaker 5: Has saying there's your next T shirt? Everyone has nipples.
Speaker 5: Why can't we all get along?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: We got to bring people together. I know you think
Speaker 5: we're different, but we all have nipples.
Speaker 1: But we all have nipples.
Speaker 5: And there's a comedian, miss Pat who I love, who
Speaker 5: had her nipples shot off. I don't know how to
Speaker 5: shoot a nipple off, but I will speak to her
Speaker 5: and get back to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, let me know. On that one.
Speaker 1: It would have to be and boobs are usually under.
Speaker 5: Looking it up your your PR people are googling it.
Speaker 5: Google Google is pat nipple? Do miss Pat's nipple?
Speaker 1: Only one?
Speaker 5: Only one was shut off. It wasn't an automatic weapon. Hey,
Speaker 5: she still has a flair, not a flare gun. Let's
Speaker 5: move on to more. What are you talking about? If
Speaker 5: you have it, did you google it? Look at your team?
Speaker 5: Here you go. She's gonna handle it.
Speaker 1: And miss Pat can come on the podcast and tell
Speaker 1: me how she lost her nipple. And by the way,
Speaker 1: and by the way, she still has one, which means
Speaker 1: she did.
Speaker 5: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1: We all have nipple. I don't care one, two, ten
Speaker 1: nipples and nipple, and we all have assets.
Speaker 5: It's not true.
Speaker 4: What do you What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Just saying it's fine if you show your boobs in
Speaker 1: your butt sometimes because it's like you've seen on you've
Speaker 1: seen them all.
Speaker 5: I don't agree.
Speaker 1: That's such a man response. What like they look somewhere
Speaker 1: prettier than others. However, putting words into our mouth.
Speaker 5: Can we get back?
Speaker 1: Can we get back? To the program. Yeah, I I
Speaker 1: first want to know because I'm I got a lot.
Speaker 1: I wasn't. You weren't the only one to catch heat
Speaker 1: after my video after I wasn't the only poop head.
Speaker 1: You weren't the only poopoo head. There were two, both
Speaker 1: of you poopooheads. I was the other one, but not
Speaker 1: as serious when he calls people poopoheads, James, that was
Speaker 1: so hysterical to me. No, I don't know where that
Speaker 1: came from.
Speaker 5: I was serious, Like it's it's backed up with anger.
Speaker 5: How can you be legitimately anger angry and move your
Speaker 5: fingers and go your poopo heads? You're both ahead aheads, puppyheads?
Speaker 5: How do you do that? How do you do that?
Speaker 5: That's like road rage. It's a bad it's road rage.
Speaker 1: For a five year you didn't think it was funny.
Speaker 5: It's hysterical.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Me and my daughter watched it over and over again
Speaker 5: and we call each other ahead. She's looking at me
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 1: It was the comedic relief that we needed for such
Speaker 1: a dark, dark reunion.
Speaker 5: Speaking of relief, James also relieved himself from a lot
Speaker 5: during the We have to go piss all the time
Speaker 5: what's what that?
Speaker 1: I think when people it's kind of like when I
Speaker 1: get nervous.
Speaker 5: You got to do kegles?
Speaker 1: Do you might have cas?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 5: I do kegles? I have a six sack now, I
Speaker 5: have been doing six sack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna have to tell me what that is. Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have to tell what a sack?
Speaker 5: Yes, you got like do you know cagle exercises are?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're growing more in there.
Speaker 5: No, I think it's not for your stomach. You would
Speaker 5: do sit ups to get a six pack? You do
Speaker 5: keggles to get a six sack like they're.
Speaker 1: Ripped ripped ball.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a like a six sack.
Speaker 1: That his disgusting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, summers just around the corner, young lady, who's laughing.
Speaker 1: We'll see who's laughing that some of us have not
Speaker 1: been working on our good dad's joke.
Speaker 4: I'm going to give a summer saw. I will drop
Speaker 4: on it with you.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you something. You looked at my nuts right now, Easton,
Speaker 5: I'm talking to Easton. You would say I look good
Speaker 5: for my age though, or just that's what she said.
Speaker 1: Yes, I now know how people feel when I open
Speaker 1: my mouth inappropriately.
Speaker 4: Yah, rough.
Speaker 5: Have I been inappropriate? No?
Speaker 1: I think it's great for my age, for your age,
Speaker 1: because because you're older and bald, you can be inappropriate.
Speaker 5: The fact that you're calling me older and bald is
Speaker 5: somewhat inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Isn't it? Kind of just fact you're older than me
Speaker 1: and you are bald.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm way older than How old are you?
Speaker 1: Thirty two?
Speaker 5: Oh you are? I was older than you. I was
Speaker 5: older than you when you were born.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, so you're like grown and bald. That's
Speaker 1: just fad. Just it's not rude.
Speaker 5: I'm almost seventy.
Speaker 1: See you do.
Speaker 5: Great.
Speaker 1: And then you say I'm I'm this age and you go, oh,
Speaker 1: you look really fucking good.
Speaker 4: That. Yeah, I would never have been the person.
Speaker 1: We're from Utah. People be looking rough out there.
Speaker 5: People are the winter.
Speaker 1: Who are you the winter? The winter?
Speaker 5: The winter is coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a whole from the Norse.
Speaker 5: All I know from people from Utah is like the Osmond's.
Speaker 1: Oh totally, do you know the Osmonds? Of course, let's
Speaker 1: get down to business to defeat Mulan. Did the Mulan soundtrack.
Speaker 5: Donny, I don't know, I don't know that song Mulan
Speaker 5: the Disney movie. I know Mulan is the Disney movie.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that he did the song? Yeah, did
Speaker 5: you know that?
Speaker 4: Jackie?
Speaker 1: With what with what you just heard? Should I be
Speaker 1: a contestant on America's Got Talent with You're singing?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You sure you can, because we need people to
Speaker 5: give red buzzers.
Speaker 1: To great I don't care. I just like attention.
Speaker 5: You do, don't you know what? She can clean up
Speaker 5: her mouth.
Speaker 1: I'll only clean up my mouth if I'm like, what
Speaker 1: about a guest judge?
Speaker 5: You would be a good guest judge.
Speaker 1: I think i'd be great.
Speaker 5: I should talk to them?
Speaker 1: Will you talk to them?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I would die to do that?
Speaker 5: Did I just say that?
Speaker 1: And I can get very commercially? Are you?
Speaker 5: Why are you? Why do you repeat what I said
Speaker 5: and make it like your idea? I said, I'll talk
Speaker 5: to them. You go, can you talk to them? I go, yes,
Speaker 5: you can't take my idea.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: They love to repeat it a second later and go like, oh,
Speaker 5: look what I thought of.
Speaker 4: That's what they're really good at. Her and my mother.
Speaker 5: Her and my mother are really good at how getting
Speaker 5: into family. It's like therapy, therapy, it is, But I
Speaker 5: thought that was weird, but I.
Speaker 4: Will talk to them.
Speaker 1: Wait, I need to think about this because I think
Speaker 1: I do that a lot.
Speaker 5: I think you do.
Speaker 1: Probably you know what it is, I don't my my
Speaker 1: I need reassurance. So if you say I'm going to
Speaker 1: reach out, I go, are you going to reach out?
Speaker 1: So it's like the reassurance.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, no, yeah, no, exactly, No, No, it isn't.
Speaker 5: If you needed reassurance, then then you would have said
Speaker 5: I said I'm going to reach out to them, and
Speaker 5: you would have said, really, are you going to reach out?
Speaker 5: Would you do that? And that's not.
Speaker 4: What you said.
Speaker 1: So two and one. I like to take credit for everything, okay,
Speaker 1: and I also like to be reassured at the same time.
Speaker 1: So it's like my ego and humbleness are constantly battling.
Speaker 5: You find the more you interview me, the more you
Speaker 5: learn about yourself.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I learn about myself every day now from other people,
Speaker 1: from through the lens of other people. Now, most of
Speaker 1: the time I reject what other people see.
Speaker 5: Really, so how should well?
Speaker 1: No, I go home and let it marinate. I go
Speaker 1: home and let it marinate.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like everything we talk about, I'm gonna let it
Speaker 1: marinate and then say was that useful? And if it was,
Speaker 1: I keep it. If it wasn't goes in the trategy useful.
Speaker 1: I have a real serious question because going back.
Speaker 5: To don't don't you? Are you go on.
Speaker 1: Tangents more than I do. He's more of a tangent
Speaker 1: RD than I am.
Speaker 5: Right, it's a tangent right now that you're going on
Speaker 5: I know what you're going on a tangent to talk
Speaker 5: about my tangent. Yeah, you can't go on a tangent
Speaker 5: to talk about my tangent if you want to keep
Speaker 5: me on track, all right, talk about me going off.
Speaker 1: Track back to poopoo head, we were both poopood. I
Speaker 1: got a lot of heat, not a lot, not as
Speaker 1: much as you got for saying Howie Mandel, the the
Speaker 1: game show host, the guy that fist bumps you because
Speaker 1: he scared of germs. And they went on to say,
Speaker 1: and we don't have to talk about this if you
Speaker 1: don't talk about anything. People were like, it's a real
Speaker 1: serious thing, right when number one, what is it called?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: It's no what first?
Speaker 4: What happen?
Speaker 1: Because you say you're a German?
Speaker 5: I don't think they have CD I have I have
Speaker 5: obsessed of compulsive disorder. And just one of the little
Speaker 5: things that are that are part of obsessive compulsive disorder,
Speaker 5: which is a very serious mental health battle that I
Speaker 5: have been raging my entire life, is I have a
Speaker 5: fear of germs. So in the last fifteen years I
Speaker 5: haven't shaken anyone's hand. I do a fist bump, so
Speaker 5: I don't touch people's hands. Okay, so that's there you go.
Speaker 5: That's does that answer your question?
Speaker 1: It completely answers my question. I first want to apologize
Speaker 1: that I.
Speaker 5: No, you know what, here's the thing people always say.
Speaker 5: And I love that whoever was tweeting you, I love
Speaker 5: the sensitivity of the audience and people because mental health
Speaker 5: is something that we have to remove the stigma about
Speaker 5: and people need to reach out and get help and
Speaker 5: talk about help. We need to take care of our
Speaker 5: dental health, our mental health the way we take care
Speaker 5: of our dental health. You know, I don't think that
Speaker 5: people are, you know, and maybe that's the good thing
Speaker 5: that is coming out of the scandal all and everything
Speaker 5: that you're doing, because people are talking about how it's
Speaker 5: fucked them up and they're going for help, and they're
Speaker 5: doing you know, and then you know, because I think
Speaker 5: that what you and I and everybody concerned goes through
Speaker 5: is not just us.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: I don't think there's anybody in life that doesn't go
Speaker 5: through a mental health issue at some point in their life.
Speaker 5: It may not be a diagnosable thing like OCD, but
Speaker 5: it could be depression, right, you know, the breakup.
Speaker 4: Of a.
Speaker 5: Relationship. How do you deal with that? How do you
Speaker 5: what are the coping skills? You really need to talk
Speaker 5: to somebody you know, or even just becoming a parent,
Speaker 5: or being diagnosed with something or you know. So, yes,
Speaker 5: these are all real things. I cope with it by
Speaker 5: making fun of it because laughter is my panacea. And
Speaker 5: if you're not laughing, you're crying. They're very close. If
Speaker 5: you look at the the two masks of theater, you
Speaker 5: know there's tragedy and comedy in them. There's not that
Speaker 5: much difference between the two of them. And most laughter
Speaker 5: comes out of darkness and tragedy. That you have to
Speaker 5: make fun of something bad in order to laugh.
Speaker 1: If I fully agree with that.
Speaker 5: Well, because I'm right, you are right, yes, but you
Speaker 5: you have to. It's always something bad, even as a
Speaker 5: little kid, if you laugh at a clown falling down
Speaker 5: at the circus, you're laughing at somebody else's misfortune. They
Speaker 5: fell down. That's really not funny, but it is funny.
Speaker 5: You could. You have to see the humor in that.
Speaker 5: If two guys walk into a bar, it's not funny
Speaker 5: unless something shitty happens to one of them, then it's
Speaker 5: not a joke. So comedy always comes out of darkness, right,
Speaker 5: there's never too soon.
Speaker 1: I love everything you just said. By the way, we
Speaker 1: just got deep. We've been joking this whole time, and
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed what you just said.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just kidding. I got nothing. I don't have
Speaker 5: no CD. I was just joking.
Speaker 1: When did that start?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: When?
Speaker 5: Like, I don't remember any any part of my life
Speaker 5: that didn't exist.
Speaker 1: And it was always the germs.
Speaker 5: No, No, I have rituals to understand OCD. Obsessive compulsive
Speaker 5: disorder is the inability because people use that as a vernacular.
Speaker 5: You know, people go, I'm a little OCD. I like
Speaker 5: to keep everything in order. I'm very neat. I'm nuts
Speaker 5: about my clothes. I got OCD. You don't have OCD. OCD.
Speaker 5: You have a million regular thoughts going through your mind
Speaker 5: each and every moment ever, all of us do. Somebody
Speaker 5: with OCD will be like a skipping record. It just
Speaker 5: stops and then you can't you can't get by it,
Speaker 5: and it stops your life. Like if I know that
Speaker 5: if I shake somebody's hand, I'm intelligent enough that if
Speaker 5: I shake your hand, I'm probably not going to get
Speaker 5: sick and die. And I know that. But what I
Speaker 5: don't know is if I'll be triggered to if I
Speaker 5: shake your hand and you're a little bit clammy or something,
Speaker 5: and I feel that, I go, oh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: wash my hand like a normal person. And this is normal.
Speaker 5: I'm using the word normal wrongly because I think normal
Speaker 5: people have issues. So I'm a normal person. But I
Speaker 5: go wash my hands and then I walk away, and
Speaker 5: I go, oh, I probably have a little bit left
Speaker 5: on me. And I go back to the sink and
Speaker 5: I scald my hands, and then I walk away. I go,
Speaker 5: you know what I probably didn't get. I don't know
Speaker 5: if I rubbed this hand as much. And I go
Speaker 5: back to the sink, and I could be locked into
Speaker 5: going back to the sink for hours and hours on
Speaker 5: the end. Looping, looping, ye. Yes is a great word,
Speaker 5: and that could be a ritual that is going on
Speaker 5: in my mind, where you know, as you leave the room,
Speaker 5: you got to turn counterclockwise and tap the door, just
Speaker 5: because you think you're superstitious, but you gotta do it.
Speaker 5: You gotta do it, and if you don't do it,
Speaker 5: it destroys you. And so it's really hard.
Speaker 1: I truly can't even imagine.
Speaker 5: Try to imagine.
Speaker 1: I'm trying.
Speaker 4: I really can't even put myself into that. No, can
Speaker 4: you go to it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Can you go to amusement parks because there's like shared
Speaker 1: bathrooms in the lines and areas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I just yes, you know, I'm in therapy.
Speaker 5: I'm as I speak to you right now, I'm medicated.
Speaker 5: I live my life as good and I'm surrounded by
Speaker 5: people who are very comforting and supportive, like some of
Speaker 5: the Bravo fans after you talk to Tom.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, not even you talking about your OCD could
Speaker 1: bring them back. Could They don't give it?
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 5: I was just so excited to be the jack hole.
Speaker 5: I felt, Oh, I'm accepted, I'm something in their world.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's just go with that. The jack hole
Speaker 1: can be like a pretty dark person.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, I was happy. I actually I actually you
Speaker 5: know you're like the dms and said thank you, I'm honored.
Speaker 5: And he talked about it on his radio show and
Speaker 5: said that we're friends.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 1: Did he respond to you, Yeah, he did. Could you
Speaker 1: read it aloud?
Speaker 5: You can read it aloud, Okay, go ahead?
Speaker 1: From Howie, I said, yeah, he says, you're you're making
Speaker 1: amazing TV. I was honored to be the jack hole.
Speaker 1: Andy replies, being in a feud with you was my honor.
Speaker 1: Howie with four red hearts, the shiny kind, not the madamoji.
Speaker 5: Wow. And then he talked about it more on the radio.
Speaker 1: That's great, is it? I think it's great. But I'm
Speaker 1: also the person who's like someone wrote about me, they're
Speaker 1: dragging you. Does it matter?
Speaker 5: You just want the attention.
Speaker 1: This is how I look at it. We all on
Speaker 1: reality TV want attention so badly and signed the contract,
Speaker 1: which is very terrifying what it says in there, and
Speaker 1: we're like, sure, whatever, fuck it.
Speaker 5: I love that. That's what I love about you, La La.
Speaker 5: I have to say, I wish that your people would
Speaker 5: allow you to come and talk to me on mine.
Speaker 1: But we're going to make that happen.
Speaker 5: Well, we'll see that these people don't look happy. But
Speaker 5: if you don't know what we're talking about, she has
Speaker 5: a team in the room behind her guarding you from me.
Speaker 5: I guess so the But you are my favorite because
Speaker 5: I believe that not only are you authentic, but I
Speaker 5: believe that you are aware like I wouldn't. I would
Speaker 5: never have the nerve to be on a reality show.
Speaker 1: Why do you say that you just don't want your
Speaker 1: I think it would make a.
Speaker 5: Good moment for your podcast. No, yes, I don't want
Speaker 5: my life out there. And maybe maybe I would if
Speaker 5: I if I wasn't getting the exposure of other places.
Speaker 5: But I'm really afraid. Look at this last season. I
Speaker 5: wouldn't want to be a part of that. I wouldn't
Speaker 5: want to share that. You know, I had Chris Jenner
Speaker 5: in on my podcast. I'm friends with Chris.
Speaker 1: They've never heard of a you had Chris Jenner. Where
Speaker 1: was she sitting where I'm sitting right now?
Speaker 5: No, my daughter sits where you're sitting.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, So she was there, Yeah, she was there.
Speaker 1: You need to manifest and just like y, she.
Speaker 5: Talked about being a squirter.
Speaker 1: She she squirts. Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Okay, so anyway on this couch.
Speaker 5: Oh, being on my podcast is not that exciting.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh wait, this is mine.
Speaker 5: This is you don't even know where you are, do you?
Speaker 5: You're having a how day.
Speaker 1: I got some pink and I was like, oh wait,
Speaker 1: that is that's you? Yeah, yeah, I love it. Okay,
Speaker 1: keep going, keep going?
Speaker 4: What was I saying?
Speaker 5: And I asked her that because I said that the
Speaker 5: amazing thing to me. And I've known them for years
Speaker 5: and years and years, and I knew them before they
Speaker 5: were on TV. And my daughter Jackie went to school
Speaker 5: with Chloe, you know, and they were just neighbors in
Speaker 5: the neighborhood. And I said, you know, shit happens in
Speaker 5: everybody's family. The last thing that I want when shit
Speaker 5: is happening is a camera in the room. Not only
Speaker 5: a camera in a room, a camera operator in the room,
Speaker 5: and a sound person in the room. And when I'm
Speaker 5: dealing with my raw emotions, it was hard enough for
Speaker 5: me again being old, to even go to therapy because
Speaker 5: I didn't want the therapist in the room when I
Speaker 5: was talking about very private things, you know. So the
Speaker 5: fact that you are making the shit that happens in
Speaker 5: life public, you know, at any cost than just because
Speaker 5: you love the attention. I think it's actually good because
Speaker 5: we see that it's not just me, it's not just
Speaker 5: you know, it's therapeutic for people watching. But I don't
Speaker 5: know that I have the wherewithal to do that.
Speaker 1: These people watch us on TV and we're sharing our
Speaker 1: lives and they're feeling like they can relate to us.
Speaker 1: They come up and there are these people who have
Speaker 1: been watching since season one who really feel well, don't
Speaker 1: feel they really have grown up with these characters my daughter, right,
Speaker 1: So there's like a bond that we have, right, And
Speaker 1: I say that I love the attention. I obviously have
Speaker 1: always wanted to be on TV. I never thought it
Speaker 1: would be reality.
Speaker 5: What did you think? What was your first Well?
Speaker 1: I grew up in the arts. I started acting at
Speaker 1: the age of twelve. I was in theater all the
Speaker 1: school plays. I was in acting class, you know, three
Speaker 1: days a week. I was singing. So that was really
Speaker 1: where I thought I was going. And then when I
Speaker 1: went to a casting for Target and they asked on
Speaker 1: the call sheet or the sign and sheet, it looked
Speaker 1: different than when I had first been in LA and
Speaker 1: it asked how many social media followers you had, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so weird. I've never forget
Speaker 1: it was a target commercial. Wow, And I had never
Speaker 1: seen that on a sign and sheet ever, and I
Speaker 1: didn't even have Instagram at the time. That night, I
Speaker 1: go and get wasted at sir and the opportunity comes
Speaker 1: to me like, hey, are you looking for a job?
Speaker 1: I know you're new to LA. Would you like to
Speaker 1: be a hostess here? And with that came the show
Speaker 1: and for me it was like, well, maybe we use
Speaker 1: this as a springboard to do what you actually want
Speaker 1: to do. Now being a part of this show, it's
Speaker 1: absolutely incredible, not only the opportunities that it has brought
Speaker 1: to my front door, but also these cameramen, the sound guys,
Speaker 1: the producers. They're like family, right.
Speaker 5: But you got to be cognis and of even if
Speaker 5: those people are in the room. I'm using that as
Speaker 5: an example. Those people are in the room, but so
Speaker 5: is everybody at home.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, And then I get to go home and be
Speaker 1: larned from Utah who's a little boring who wants to
Speaker 1: put her bathroob and put some zip cream.
Speaker 5: On and comment on my lighting and.
Speaker 1: Comment on your lighting, right, But that's that was actually entertaining.
Speaker 1: I'm usually not that entertaining when we're filming. This is
Speaker 1: my real life. But I'm also la la. I step in,
Speaker 1: I put the shield on. I know that whatever I'm feeling,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say where if I wasn't, I didn't
Speaker 1: have a camera on me, maybe I'd bite my tongue
Speaker 1: and I'd pick my battles. Does that make sense?
Speaker 5: Like you did on the reunion, right, it's actually, oh
Speaker 5: my god, like I.
Speaker 1: Did on the reunion.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know the reunion, I felt I was very tamed.
Speaker 5: What are you kidding me? Was I a little much?
Speaker 5: I don't know what you called tamed? Do you know
Speaker 5: what the word tamed means?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What is mean?
Speaker 1: Classy?
Speaker 5: It was the opposite, that's exactly. It was classy, but
Speaker 5: you were classy classy.
Speaker 1: But this is why I have to dress a certain way,
Speaker 1: because then you add the mouth and it kind of
Speaker 1: equal it.
Speaker 5: Even if you're wearing a nice dress, but ship is
Speaker 5: coming out of your mouth, it's classy.
Speaker 1: Well, just evens the scale out just right. Where like
Speaker 1: if you're dressed the way your mouth is your gutter.
Speaker 1: If you dress the way your mouth is and you're classy,
Speaker 1: then you're boring. No one wants to watch you on TV.
Speaker 4: Just put some Gucci on it and you're good.
Speaker 1: If your gutter and you put some gucci, you hit
Speaker 1: the middle.
Speaker 5: And that's what you're trying to do is hit the middle.
Speaker 5: Another T shirt, hit the middle. You're always merchandising. I
Speaker 5: like the way you come up with names. Hit the middle,
Speaker 5: hits the middle.
Speaker 1: My god, this was actually fucking fantastic. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: we did this.
Speaker 5: You're not dressed good enough today to say fucking fantastic.
Speaker 5: That was you didn't hit the middle fucking fantastic, you know.
Speaker 5: I mean, you look adorable, You're you're you look beautiful,
Speaker 5: and I like the way you're dressed. This is much more.
Speaker 5: I like this.
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 5: I actually do just well?
Speaker 1: You have great style.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but you do that is like very
Speaker 5: and I like your It's like you and your brother
Speaker 5: went pants shopping together.
Speaker 3: I saw that and I was like, oh shit, right,
Speaker 3: it's like right, is it working for one one for
Speaker 3: my brother and one for me?
Speaker 5: Yeah? This way if we both wear our pants and
Speaker 5: I go fucking fantastic hit the middle. Just like you
Speaker 5: guys are dressed the same. You're wearing the same shirt,
Speaker 5: basically the same pants.
Speaker 1: Well, by the way, you had to send me a
Speaker 1: picture of what he was wearing because I have those
Speaker 1: pants and I was gonna wear them too, yep, and
Speaker 1: so I had to switch out almost last minute.
Speaker 5: And then your team warm your team called each other too.
Speaker 5: You can't see him in the back, but they're wearing
Speaker 5: black T shirts and and and the and jeans. It's
Speaker 5: like two and two.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's how we moved.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, like the Osmonds, which you probably don't
Speaker 5: have the reference to, but a little bit country, a
Speaker 5: little bit rock and roll, which I totally you know
Speaker 5: that that was her. So you you guys are more
Speaker 5: rock and roll in their little country with their jeans
Speaker 5: and black T shirts over Utah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know if that's.
Speaker 5: I love Utah. I've been the Utah. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 5: to Park City. I ski, I love it.
Speaker 1: I don't ski, don't be bored dropping. I don't do
Speaker 1: any of it.
Speaker 5: They don't like strap just a strap on and go down.
Speaker 1: I like, I don't need a strap on, but I
Speaker 1: don't think it's safe.
Speaker 5: Don't say I don't need a strap on and point
Speaker 5: your lollipop at me.
Speaker 1: Howie, you're killing me. I freaking dig you can I
Speaker 1: officially say that, how he is my friend, like if
Speaker 1: someone were to say, like, do you know how a
Speaker 1: Mandela could be?
Speaker 5: Like, he's a friend of mine, we're friends.
Speaker 1: I want to thank you so much, Howie for being
Speaker 1: on my podcast.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: I just feel bad, but now I feel good again.
Speaker 1: You should feel I have a great Anyone who's a
Speaker 1: friend of mine should always feel like they just want.
Speaker 5: How they can go by Easton and not like your sister.
Speaker 5: You should be now that you're here and now that
Speaker 5: you're part of her pot.
Speaker 1: No, it's t T T T Yeah that's what my
Speaker 1: my daughter calls him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, T great And that's a fly.
Speaker 5: If you get bitten by a TT fly, you can
Speaker 5: get sick.
Speaker 1: I call him tit sometimes, tit tit.
Speaker 5: And that is the circle of life. I love the
Speaker 5: way you bring it home.
Speaker 1: You brought it home full circle moment.
Speaker 4: It was right.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, my love, Thank you so much for listening
Speaker 1: to another episode of the Give Them La La Podcast.
Speaker 1: I love y'all, I will catch you next week.