WEBVTT - Howie Mandel

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, my loves it is La La Can welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to the Give them All a Podcast. I have my

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<v Speaker 1>left and right hand with me today, East and Birmingham.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing good? How is I'm a little intimidating today. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi y Jessica Walza. I feel like I always have

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<v Speaker 1>to intro you with that little New York accent. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. We are officially in the studio. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a little test run. I am intimidated. AF We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>how it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>You look like a natural, honey, Oh my goodness do

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<v Speaker 2>I This is why I always say you fake it

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<v Speaker 2>until you make it.

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<v Speaker 1>You just yeah, you just pretend. We were filming the

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<v Speaker 1>other night and I wore this like leopard c through

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<v Speaker 1>catsuit with a like leopard boos da and a thong,

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<v Speaker 1>and Sina said to me, you know, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do? Still the show? And I said I

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<v Speaker 1>would steal the show with a paper bag on my head. Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I had that confidence. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't feel that way, But when I just said that,

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<v Speaker 1>now I feel like I could steal the show that way.

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<v Speaker 1>So you just keep telling yourself stuff and then you

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<v Speaker 1>become a part of your own delusion, and sometimes that works.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely dissecting it, thinking how I could go about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, right, you just say things and you manifest and

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly it comes true. Today we finally get to release

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<v Speaker 1>the Howie Mandel episode. I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's great. Yeah, and you you both did it.

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<v Speaker 2>So Easton is on this, Laalas on this. How'd you

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<v Speaker 2>guys feel about it?

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<v Speaker 3>I was just as intimidated as I am right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Really yeah, this is crazy for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not you, It's a little crazy. I was intimidated

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<v Speaker 1>going into Howie studio. So we recorded the Howie Mandel

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<v Speaker 1>episode a few weeks ago. We were in the editing process.

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<v Speaker 1>We're finally able to air it today on this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>and we recorded it in his studio. I gave him

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<v Speaker 1>the option. I said, do you want to come to

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<v Speaker 1>us or should we come to you? And he preferred

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<v Speaker 1>us going to his studio, which was absolutely fabulous. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to kick off this first segment before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into Howie's segment. I was shook by the amount of

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<v Speaker 1>hate that I got when I posted that picture on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember I avoid the comments section at all costs because

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<v Speaker 1>I know what lives in there, and it's dark and

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<v Speaker 1>hairy and scary, so I just ignore it. I posted

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<v Speaker 1>a photo of ocean and summer moon looking out.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the gates watching us play golf, watching.

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<v Speaker 1>The bookend you play golf, and later on in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>the girls were inside, you know, snacking or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just quickly was like, I really would like to

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<v Speaker 1>take a picture. And I thought it was hysterical to

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<v Speaker 1>post the girls looking through the gate and me with

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<v Speaker 1>my bum out on the next slide in the carousel,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said Mom's turn. And in my head I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking, I take pictures of my daughter and children

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<v Speaker 1>all day, every day, and I love that, But for

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<v Speaker 1>one moment, can it just be Mom's turn? Okay, hysterical. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>women in the comments section lost their mind. Was it

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<v Speaker 1>mostly women? It was all women?

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<v Speaker 3>I read a couple and I was like, all right, people,

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<v Speaker 3>just take everything literal. Like I took the photo of

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<v Speaker 3>the kids watching you with your photo shoot. It's like, you,

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<v Speaker 3>guys know that photos can be taken at two different times.

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<v Speaker 1>It's mind rowing. I am obsessed with a booty photo.

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<v Speaker 2>So all I see when I look at your photos

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<v Speaker 2>are the first comments, which I think a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people that you follow, Stacy and everyone just like yes girl.

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<v Speaker 2>So I saw those. I didn't even scroll down to

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<v Speaker 2>the negative ones.

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<v Speaker 1>What did they say? Just well, I still have yet

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<v Speaker 1>to see them. The only reason I know about the

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<v Speaker 1>negative ones, which every article used the same negative comments,

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<v Speaker 1>which was like, I can't believe that she would post

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<v Speaker 1>this while her children wat while her child watches, her

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<v Speaker 1>daughter looks so sad, And I'm like, my daughter is

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<v Speaker 1>sad because it's time for dinner and no more golf,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, That's why she's sad, not because I'm out

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<v Speaker 1>taking cute photos of myself, which I never get anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>The last hot photo I took was in a shower

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<v Speaker 1>that Jessica took.

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<v Speaker 4>I took. I was just about to.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, but no one was up in arms about that,

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<v Speaker 1>But this one they went insane, and for me it

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<v Speaker 1>was just like wow, instead of would people rather me

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<v Speaker 1>show like self hatred in front of my daughter? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably those are the people that commented negatively. Would probably

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<v Speaker 2>rather you be like you know, ugh, I'm like you

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<v Speaker 2>said self hatred then be embracing your stunning bod.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you. I think that two things can happen

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<v Speaker 1>at once. You can love yourself and feel hot and sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>but like still be a good mom. I know that's

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<v Speaker 1>mind blowing for a lot of people. I love Ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>She is my entire world. She is not my entire identity.

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<v Speaker 1>I still want to wear the things that I used

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<v Speaker 1>to wear pre Ocean. And there's gonna be a day,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all where Ocean grows up and she's probably gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>sex one day. She's probably gonna smoke a dooby one day.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not gonna be this innocent human for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of her life, right am?

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<v Speaker 5>I am?

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<v Speaker 1>I sitting there being like time to take naked photos

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<v Speaker 1>of mom Ocean and we're gonna watch an episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Vanderpump Rules after No. Absolutely not. My day to day

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<v Speaker 1>is like very different than what I put on social media,

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<v Speaker 1>because my day to day really ain't that interesting, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>unless I'm telling you to send it to Darryl in

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<v Speaker 1>a bathrobe, which is something that hits once in a

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<v Speaker 1>blue moon. Like my every day is like mew with

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<v Speaker 1>a zip cream on or rehydrating my skin. So allow

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<v Speaker 1>me to take a picture of my butt when I

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<v Speaker 1>want to to remind myself that I'm hot and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>also still single, and maybe there's a reason for that,

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<v Speaker 1>now that I'm thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw it in your face when you were talking

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<v Speaker 3>about it. You started to calm down a bit, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, ooh, I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, maybe I do need to reevaluate some things. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>there's my purge, my tangent. Stop being trolls. It's not cute.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like, sorry to interrupt, but I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>they're the ones that are the saddest ones in there,

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<v Speaker 3>because like, for me, even if I see a photo

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<v Speaker 3>I dislike or I'm not like, I don't agree with it, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Last thing, I'm like, I'm gonna comment. I just keep scrolling, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep scrolling, and I write it in my notes for

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, and I talk about it here instead. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have a funny story about Lisa. Oh no, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna die. You're going to die.

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<v Speaker 5>The other day.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day, we go into a restaurant. We're having

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<v Speaker 1>the best time. Keep in mind, I don't drink. Mom

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't drink. Lisa gave alcohol up a year after I did,

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<v Speaker 1>just for support. Hasn't had a drink since. You would

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<v Speaker 1>think she was buzzed out of her mind because of this.

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<v Speaker 1>We are walking to the car. It's street parking right

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<v Speaker 1>outside of the restaurant, and I'm busy, like fumbly in

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<v Speaker 1>my purse and I look up and Lisa has gone

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<v Speaker 1>through this car. Okay, she's looking for her cell phone.

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<v Speaker 1>She's misplaced her cell phone. She's in the glove compartment,

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<v Speaker 1>she's lifting up everything in the car. It's not our car.

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<v Speaker 4>At what point do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, what are you doing in that car?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing in that person's car? Lisa? And

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, this isn't our This isn't our car.

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<v Speaker 1>This has tan leather And I'm like, no, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a gray range over sport. Our car was parked behind.

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<v Speaker 1>And literally, I'm like, if these people came out, they

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<v Speaker 1>they would call the police on you because it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like you're trying to jag.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a different leather color on the seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's when she decided. She was like, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking when I got in that like, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have any of this stuff. When did When did La

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<v Speaker 1>La get a big goal? But I was like, never,

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<v Speaker 1>are you joking? It's a joke, I swear to you. Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>are you so? Then I'm looking at her and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>and you wonder why I beg you not to lose keys?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even get into the right car.

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<v Speaker 4>And she would have it didn't unlock.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean like if you would walk to

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<v Speaker 3>it with car keys, she would have like got into

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<v Speaker 3>that and been like, the keys aren't working, shouted.

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<v Speaker 4>She wouldn't have checked another car. She would have thought

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<v Speaker 4>that was just oh no.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, She's convinced herself because the keys were

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<v Speaker 1>on her that Range Rover keys work on all Range Rover.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, there's no other way. If the car

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<v Speaker 1>it has they either didn't lock their car or your

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<v Speaker 1>keys opened the car. I'm like, why can't we just

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<v Speaker 1>sink into Like you messed up if this was a

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<v Speaker 1>you problem.

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<v Speaker 4>But you probably Oh, but you thought in a spot

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<v Speaker 4>that that she didn't physically park it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have avoided I should have avoided parking around

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<v Speaker 1>any other Range Rover that was my same color.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing is Lisa's fault. And this is me saying it this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying it sarcastically. She's just like going through

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<v Speaker 2>life with her Lisa energy.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is why Lisa is allowed to be Lisa

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<v Speaker 1>because y'all are team Lisa. And then she blames it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, well, you guys are my kids, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not funny. Everyone else thinks it's hysterical. I'm like, we

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<v Speaker 1>also think it's hysterical. However, when the police come, because

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<v Speaker 1>you're just like raiding this person's car, like what, how

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<v Speaker 1>should I defend you because you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>And her with her frantic energy of like looking for

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<v Speaker 2>things and stuff. If someone saw that utter care, well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the.

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<v Speaker 4>Thing because she loses so many things.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, Lisa that she probably was going through

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<v Speaker 3>the car and thinking where did I put anything?

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<v Speaker 4>Because she is like did I lose that? Now? So

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<v Speaker 4>now she's flustering in everything.

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<v Speaker 3>And then by the time she figures out it's not

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<v Speaker 3>your car, everything's everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's everywhere. Yeah, so if you go back, I had

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<v Speaker 1>to abort mission. I couldn't worry about it. They got

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<v Speaker 1>in my own car and was like, you these people.

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<v Speaker 4>You have mentally screwed these people up.

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<v Speaker 3>They are thinking that they got robbed and they have

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<v Speaker 3>no idea what you may have taken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I didn't even think.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they are like my car got robbed? What was

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<v Speaker 3>in here that I didn't even know? They're probably like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever it was, they're probably canceling cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you gas lit the stuff out of them.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got my car's gone like been broken into, and

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<v Speaker 4>their ship everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>But then you're thinking, what did I leave in here

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<v Speaker 3>that they may have taken?

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<v Speaker 4>And it sits. It sits with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a verrgo. I know everything that's in that car

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<v Speaker 1>at all times. I know what chapstick is in there

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<v Speaker 1>and how much was used.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine going in though, going in your car

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<v Speaker 2>and everything is just a little out of place, you

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<v Speaker 2>would drive yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I would drive myself. He was in here and

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<v Speaker 4>what was maybe taken?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what happened? I wish that they had a dash

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<v Speaker 1>cam because they would see that. Lisa truly thought she

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<v Speaker 1>was in her own car.

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<v Speaker 3>If your car was rummaged through and you listen, please

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<v Speaker 3>send in the tape if you haven't, or call.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes I heard, or call in. I heard callers that.

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<v Speaker 2>Lalas adding some sort of call thing to this show

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<v Speaker 2>at some point, So call in.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, yes, you can call in. But Lisa wants to

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<v Speaker 1>blame everything on her age and I'm like, you've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing this since ninety three, babe, Like literally, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>blame it on age, okay, because the rest of your

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<v Speaker 1>life works just fine. She's so funny. No, she's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about your experience at the Gucci store.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about my experience of the Gucci Welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to the Tangent podcast. We may be formatted, but first

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<v Speaker 1>segment always a Tangent, So talk about it. Jess.

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<v Speaker 2>So, my Gucci bag because Lala is my sugar daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>So my Gucci bag that she got me broke, just

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<v Speaker 2>the front clip. Long story shore I called the Gucci store.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying my bag broke. I'd love to bring it

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<v Speaker 2>in for a repair. They are I won't say which

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<v Speaker 2>Gucci store was.

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<v Speaker 1>They are rude.

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<v Speaker 2>They are like not feeling me. They're like, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure it broke, Like is it even real energy.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like they're like, can I get your name?

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<v Speaker 2>And I my name and they're like yeah, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>using all these excuses like if you've had it for

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<v Speaker 2>a while and you know it's your only want, like

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<v Speaker 2>just whatever, we probably can't fix it. And then they

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<v Speaker 2>go and we can't even find you in the system.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. My boss bought it

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<v Speaker 2>for me. This is her phone number. They pull it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I have never heard a tone change in

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<v Speaker 2>anyone so quick. Then it did this Gucci store woman

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<v Speaker 2>and she was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, oh, well, this is great. This is great.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what I'm gonna do for you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you my personal cell. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh really, and she's like, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I see here it's under warranty. Still, this

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna this will be easy, breezy. The wait time

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<v Speaker 2>is usually around six months. Right now, we'll get it

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<v Speaker 2>for you in a few weeks. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, because they saw, yeah, it was Lalla's name,

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<v Speaker 2>they saw all your purchases, they've seen you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>they know I'm sure they know you. And it was

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<v Speaker 2>a I mean, I was fine with it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>This is letting her eat it. Oh. And then so

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<v Speaker 1>I bring it in. They're they're so nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I go to pick it up just a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks later, when she personally texts me, your bag's already.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know if you need anything else. And they

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<v Speaker 2>come up to me and they go, we just gave

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<v Speaker 2>you a brand new bag, and you got a whole new, brand,

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<v Speaker 2>brand new bag. They said, we hope you're fine with it.

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<v Speaker 2>We just that that should have never broken. That never happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a brand new bag.

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<v Speaker 4>How much are you spending?

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<v Speaker 1>That line? I know, I know that makes me a

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<v Speaker 1>little concerned.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really sure how much I've spent at Gucci,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will say I had this experience when the

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<v Speaker 1>girls and I took a trip to Paris and we

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<v Speaker 1>had like a full shopping day. Because even though you

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<v Speaker 1>can go to those stores in the United States, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like there's nothing better than going into like

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<v Speaker 1>a Parisian channel, right, and they've got like different things.

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<v Speaker 1>They're ahead of the game in like the fashion world.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything that hits way later in the US is like

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<v Speaker 1>there right now. So they're treating us like we're just

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<v Speaker 1>there to window shop and we're about to have a heyday.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, my song boy had just charted. I got

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<v Speaker 1>like a nice sum of money, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm blowing it all on this trip. I wouldn't show that.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't do that. Now, this is a very stupid

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<v Speaker 1>thing to do. But the first place we walk into

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<v Speaker 1>is Gucci, and we freaking fill the bags, right, we

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<v Speaker 1>fill the bags to the brim, and they're like all

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<v Speaker 1>over us. The next stop we want to go to Chanelle. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>now they're leeches because we've got a ton of Gucci bags.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we have Chanel bags. Then we walk into

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<v Speaker 1>Louie and they've spotted us and gotten it. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just see. It's like the way that you're treated. You

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<v Speaker 1>feel so intimidated going into those places, and then all

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<v Speaker 1>of this sudden you like empty your bank account and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like now I have respect for you. It's such

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<v Speaker 1>a it's it's snow. It's wild.

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<v Speaker 3>They got a good sales pitch going over there. And

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<v Speaker 3>the thing for me is like I don't have money

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<v Speaker 3>to just go into those stores. But when I go,

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<v Speaker 3>just the even window shop, they make you feel like

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<v Speaker 3>bad if you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave with something something yes and like.

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<v Speaker 4>And they almost they usually they get your both. I

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<v Speaker 4>usually just walk.

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<v Speaker 1>Out, but like they usually can't get you like I do.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not many people that can walk into a store

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<v Speaker 1>like that and buy let's just say, like a little

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<v Speaker 1>a bracelet. It's expensive, and like those stores are not

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<v Speaker 1>readily available everywhere you go, right, so when you're a

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<v Speaker 1>tourist and you get to walk in and not just

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<v Speaker 1>like look online, look at these things, it's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>a museum in a way, like just be kind, Like

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<v Speaker 1>why do I get a water because I'm buying a

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen hundred dollars whatever? If not that, we all just

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<v Speaker 1>get the water.

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<v Speaker 5>It's hot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hot, and you can afford it. And if I didn't,

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<v Speaker 2>if I had the experience I would have had without

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<v Speaker 2>your name attached to it. I don't think when I

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<v Speaker 2>when I become a multi bajillionaire, like when we all do,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think my first thought would be like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go get.

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<v Speaker 1>A Gucci bag. It just wouldn't have.

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<v Speaker 2>It would have been like, well, they were kind of

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<v Speaker 2>rude to me, so maybe I'll go somewhere else, but

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<v Speaker 2>I spend my money.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that it should be a reflection of that person,

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<v Speaker 1>not so much a reflection of the actual brand. Agreed, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because I've had amazing experiences where they don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>I am. They I don't buy anything, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. For coming in, So I think

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<v Speaker 1>that that person had a chip on her shoulders. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I felt like she felt that she needed to

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<v Speaker 1>be nice because it was like, oh, well, this person

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<v Speaker 1>like spends money here, so I guess I have to

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<v Speaker 1>be nice. My mom also always taught me that if

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<v Speaker 1>someone's mean to you on the phone or you go

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<v Speaker 1>into an office and they're not kind, that it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a you problem. They could have had like the worst

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<v Speaker 1>day ever and you're the person that they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>take it out on. So just like, continue to be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully they can get it out of their system on

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<v Speaker 1>you tell them to have a great day. Lisa, though

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I've seen her in action. She she's she gets

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<v Speaker 1>a little passive aggress and Lisa.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but no, but Lisa's right. It could be the

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<v Speaker 2>one day that they were cranky. I would remember the

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<v Speaker 2>one day as a waitress, I was cranky and the

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<v Speaker 2>woman put me in check and I was mad because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's an hour to closing and she's

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<v Speaker 2>coming in and I was cranky with her.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she looked at me in the eye and

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<v Speaker 1>she said, are you okay? Would you like me to leave?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like and it just checked me and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm really sorry. This is not about you,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a me thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally. Yeah, we've all had We've all had those moments.

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<v Speaker 4>Lisa Bee.

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<v Speaker 3>She actually she was not passive aggressive nice, but she

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<v Speaker 3>was very nice to this woman. I can't even remember

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<v Speaker 3>where it was, grocery store, can't remember which one, but.

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<v Speaker 4>She was very nice. And the woman was like, thank

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<v Speaker 4>you for being so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't had a good day and you and she

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<v Speaker 3>was like, and there are good people. So like Lisa changed,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, somebody's day with being nice to somebody who

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't so so it never is you, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 3>always somebody, right, let's put you in. I mean think

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<v Speaker 3>when you and mom beef, not even beef. I got

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<v Speaker 3>mom down my throat now and it's you that affected

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<v Speaker 3>her sting it.

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<v Speaker 4>So here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>You always detigate it with the mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I'll always eat it for Lisa. She's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Love it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so thrilled for you in your brand new Gucci bag, Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, and thank you for the Gucci bag.

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<v Speaker 1>To be anything for you, anything for you, Bill. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to before we jump into Howie get your guys's

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<v Speaker 1>ache of the week and relief of the week. J

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<v Speaker 1>Just do you want to start us off, Bill, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>my ache.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll make this quick humiliating. Was hiking the other day,

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<v Speaker 2>decided to go a little higher, took a quite a

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<v Speaker 2>spill quotes feet up in the air, landed on my elbow.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know we'll be using these clips, but

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<v Speaker 2>boom the hand, boom my elbow if if we're not

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<v Speaker 2>the watch. I wasn't wearing my watch. I was, however,

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<v Speaker 2>carrying pepper spray good and landed on the pepper spray.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind you, this fall was in front of a group

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<v Speaker 2>of about five to seven hikers.

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<v Speaker 1>Landed on the pepper spray.

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<v Speaker 2>The pepper spray gets cracked, comes apart as I'm putting

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<v Speaker 2>it back together, and the hikers are.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, are you o carry okay? I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. I'm not fine, but I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so silly. I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 2>The pepper spray I pressed the top to put it

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<v Speaker 2>back together, squirts.

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<v Speaker 1>And just miss these hikers.

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<v Speaker 2>And when I was telling Kyle, he was like, you

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<v Speaker 2>could have squirted yourself in the eye, and then what

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<v Speaker 2>would you have done?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like I would have called you and be like

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<v Speaker 1>come get maybe you would have fallen again. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>you said you went hiking and you said you took

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<v Speaker 1>a spell. I was like, how do you spell in

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<v Speaker 1>Runyon camp? But you were like legit, like Utah hiking.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on like rocks and it was a spell.

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<v Speaker 2>And I already look at Goofy hiking.

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<v Speaker 1>I just do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking these like tiny, teeny tiny steps when my

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<v Speaker 2>short legs down the height so and it was just

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<v Speaker 2>and I saw the group of hikers and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't let Goofy look cute. And that's opposite anyway. So

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<v Speaker 2>that was my ake, and my relief was the Palm Springs.

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<v Speaker 2>Lalla let me stay at her Palm Springs house so

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<v Speaker 2>I could go to Palm Springs have a night.

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<v Speaker 1>I was with Kyle.

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<v Speaker 2>We went to param More with our friends and that

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<v Speaker 2>house and that energy, and it was one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen degrees, but I was I couldn't have been more relaxed.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was my relief.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes me so happy. And you're so welcome. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry you took a fall. That's great, We're good. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a giant a Giant Bandit on the album were good

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<v Speaker 1>you guys so sexy? Easton What's Yours?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the eight?

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<v Speaker 5>My ache?

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<v Speaker 4>I've been on this podcast for how many weeks? Months?

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<v Speaker 1>It's been, I mean you've been in a we'll call

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<v Speaker 1>it like four weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Four weeks. When is the My ache is? When is

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast going to follow me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't follow you? Oh it only follows Laala. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast can follow Jessica East.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I think it follows you? No, La? Well now yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>well now I'm gonna protest that one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good age. Okay, makes it?

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I like?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the really?

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<v Speaker 3>And then my relief has been after a good long

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<v Speaker 3>work day, we have family night and game night.

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<v Speaker 4>We did Belief. The night of the week is always

0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:04.639
<v Speaker 4>game night.

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<v Speaker 1>We do game night with Lisa and she's a savage.

0:21:07.840 --> 0:21:10.600
<v Speaker 1>When we play Cards against Humanity, I die.

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<v Speaker 4>She's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you put on your Instagram story, right? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I want her to go on tour and just play

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<v Speaker 1>Cards against Humanity with herself because people would pay a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money to watch it. I would pay.

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<v Speaker 4>I would.

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<v Speaker 1>She's hysterical and her mind is pretty dirty.

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<v Speaker 4>Soath.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday, we are at a mom's brunch and she had

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<v Speaker 1>ta heen that had fallen in like a perfect line

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<v Speaker 1>where her stuff is her cookies okay, And she gets

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<v Speaker 1>up and Erica she and his mom says, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>you have you have a ta heen rim around your

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<v Speaker 1>goodies and she goes, I'm hoping to find Amanda lick

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<v Speaker 1>it up around the corner. And I was like, that

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<v Speaker 1>could come again. No, for real, she said that, and

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<v Speaker 1>they said the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>All talk. You think Lisa's bee's gonna go around the

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<v Speaker 1>corner and have a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>She cray me with her hips because she she's a

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<v Speaker 3>stiff one. I was like, you just need to move more,

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<v Speaker 3>and she goes, maybe I just need to have sex,

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<v Speaker 3>and I said, you knocked that off right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I will knock you.

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<v Speaker 1>Out, like, ohssion, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 5>I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. That is your relief. My ache was

0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:34.040
<v Speaker 1>the mom trolls in the comments section. I want them

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<v Speaker 1>to do better. I want them to do better. Take

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<v Speaker 1>time to love on your bum. It's very important. Don't

0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:41.760
<v Speaker 1>get mad at me for loving on mine. And my

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<v Speaker 1>relief was the chiropractor coming to the house last night

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<v Speaker 1>and rocking my world. Seriously, it's Bradley's husband. Bradley does

0:22:52.280 --> 0:22:57.120
<v Speaker 1>my hair and Dustin adjust me. My legs were uneven.

0:22:57.200 --> 0:23:01.439
<v Speaker 1>He made me even again. He adjusted my neck is

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<v Speaker 1>where I hold all my attention and I could I

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<v Speaker 1>literally could barely move it, and he just and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my dusting, Oh my gosh. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like Bruce all mighty when he's like doing that thing anything.

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<v Speaker 1>She comes out in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 4>And she's like, oh, she's in the bathroom. That was

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<v Speaker 4>me last night.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my relief. That's but I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>blushing and getting a little hot and bothered him. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to take a quick break while I go

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<v Speaker 1>wipe myself off, and we'll be back with Howie.

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<v Speaker 5>Meant hell, my daughter just wanted to So what I

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<v Speaker 5>was trying to say is my daughter has never come

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<v Speaker 5>to see any celebrity. Oh yeah, you were talking about that,

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I was talking about. There is nobody. And

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<v Speaker 5>I've worked with the big I had a talk show

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<v Speaker 5>in the nineties. Everybody, the number one box office people

0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:57.760
<v Speaker 5>were there. She wouldn't show up. People like uh, you know,

0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:01.320
<v Speaker 5>Usher and anybody who's in. I play Vegas all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I can get her to any any show. She goes, nah, nah,

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<v Speaker 5>she grew up with it. She goes, you're having la

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<v Speaker 5>la in She is right there. That's the only reason.

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<v Speaker 1>I babe, she was the one, much better, much better, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 5>I told her that you were wearing you were wearing this,

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<v Speaker 5>and I made you take it off, didn't I that

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<v Speaker 5>was a.

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<v Speaker 4>Big mistake, Howie.

0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:24.560
<v Speaker 5>Howie, it was a big mistake because she wasn't wearing

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<v Speaker 5>anything under it and no bra. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>why everybody was focusing so much on Tom. She's like

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<v Speaker 5>season four right, totally. It was like our season four.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey didn't you take your top off in season four?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>This was season two of our podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I feel like everyone's got nipples and everyone.

0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:49.439
<v Speaker 5>Has saying there's your next T shirt? Everyone has nipples.

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<v Speaker 5>Why can't we all get along?

0:24:52.640 --> 0:24:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 5>We got to bring people together. I know you think

0:24:55.800 --> 0:24:58.000
<v Speaker 5>we're different, but we all have nipples.

0:24:58.160 --> 0:24:59.360
<v Speaker 1>But we all have nipples.

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<v Speaker 5>And there's a comedian, miss Pat who I love, who

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<v Speaker 5>had her nipples shot off. I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 5>shoot a nipple off, but I will speak to her

0:25:07.440 --> 0:25:07.920
<v Speaker 5>and get back to you.

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:09.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, let me know. On that one.

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<v Speaker 1>It would have to be and boobs are usually under.

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<v Speaker 5>Looking it up your your PR people are googling it.

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<v Speaker 5>Google Google is pat nipple? Do miss Pat's nipple?

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:19.159
<v Speaker 1>Only one?

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<v Speaker 5>Only one was shut off. It wasn't an automatic weapon. Hey,

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:26.480
<v Speaker 5>she still has a flair, not a flare gun. Let's

0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:29.320
<v Speaker 5>move on to more. What are you talking about? If

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:31.480
<v Speaker 5>you have it, did you google it? Look at your team?

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<v Speaker 5>Here you go. She's gonna handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>And miss Pat can come on the podcast and tell

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<v Speaker 1>me how she lost her nipple. And by the way,

0:25:38.400 --> 0:25:41.680
<v Speaker 1>and by the way, she still has one, which means

0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:43.280
<v Speaker 1>she did.

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<v Speaker 5>I get it. I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>We all have nipple. I don't care one, two, ten

0:25:48.160 --> 0:25:50.359
<v Speaker 1>nipples and nipple, and we all have assets.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not true.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you What the fuck are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Just saying it's fine if you show your boobs in

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<v Speaker 1>your butt sometimes because it's like you've seen on you've

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<v Speaker 1>seen them all.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't agree.

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<v Speaker 1>That's such a man response. What like they look somewhere

0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:12.000
<v Speaker 1>prettier than others. However, putting words into our mouth.

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<v Speaker 5>Can we get back?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we get back? To the program. Yeah, I I

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<v Speaker 1>first want to know because I'm I got a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. You weren't the only one to catch heat

0:26:24.119 --> 0:26:27.160
<v Speaker 1>after my video after I wasn't the only poop head.

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:30.480
<v Speaker 1>You weren't the only poopoo head. There were two, both

0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:32.879
<v Speaker 1>of you poopooheads. I was the other one, but not

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<v Speaker 1>as serious when he calls people poopoheads, James, that was

0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 1>so hysterical to me. No, I don't know where that

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:38.960
<v Speaker 1>came from.

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<v Speaker 5>I was serious, Like it's it's backed up with anger.

0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:45.479
<v Speaker 5>How can you be legitimately anger angry and move your

0:26:45.480 --> 0:26:51.120
<v Speaker 5>fingers and go your poopo heads? You're both ahead aheads, puppyheads?

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:52.960
<v Speaker 5>How do you do that? How do you do that?

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:55.440
<v Speaker 5>That's like road rage. It's a bad it's road rage.

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<v Speaker 1>For a five year you didn't think it was funny.

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<v Speaker 5>It's hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Me and my daughter watched it over and over again

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:04.200
<v Speaker 5>and we call each other ahead. She's looking at me

0:27:04.280 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 5>right now.

0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:07.600
<v Speaker 1>It was the comedic relief that we needed for such

0:27:07.600 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 1>a dark, dark reunion.

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:12.200
<v Speaker 5>Speaking of relief, James also relieved himself from a lot

0:27:12.240 --> 0:27:14.320
<v Speaker 5>during the We have to go piss all the time

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 5>what's what that?

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<v Speaker 1>I think when people it's kind of like when I

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<v Speaker 1>get nervous.

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<v Speaker 5>You got to do kegles?

0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Do you might have cas?

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 4>I do?

0:27:21.920 --> 0:27:24.159
<v Speaker 5>I do kegles? I have a six sack now, I

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:26.160
<v Speaker 5>have been doing six sack.

0:27:26.400 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're gonna have to tell me what that is. Really.

0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:32.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna have to tell what a sack?

0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:35.439
<v Speaker 5>Yes, you got like do you know cagle exercises are?

0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're growing more in there.

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:41.400
<v Speaker 5>No, I think it's not for your stomach. You would

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 5>do sit ups to get a six pack? You do

0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:46.440
<v Speaker 5>keggles to get a six sack like they're.

0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:47.480
<v Speaker 1>Ripped ripped ball.

0:27:48.160 --> 0:27:50.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like a like a six sack.

0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:52.280
<v Speaker 1>That his disgusting.

0:27:53.400 --> 0:27:58.399
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, summers just around the corner, young lady, who's laughing.

0:27:58.720 --> 0:28:02.359
<v Speaker 1>We'll see who's laughing that some of us have not

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:04.800
<v Speaker 1>been working on our good dad's joke.

0:28:06.760 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to give a summer saw. I will drop

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:09.600
<v Speaker 4>on it with you.

0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you something. You looked at my nuts right now, Easton,

0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:14.120
<v Speaker 5>I'm talking to Easton. You would say I look good

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 5>for my age though, or just that's what she said.

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I now know how people feel when I open

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 1>my mouth inappropriately.

0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:24.920
<v Speaker 4>Yah, rough.

0:28:25.240 --> 0:28:27.040
<v Speaker 5>Have I been inappropriate? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's great for my age, for your age,

0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 1>because because you're older and bald, you can be inappropriate.

0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 5>The fact that you're calling me older and bald is

0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:42.800
<v Speaker 5>somewhat inappropriate.

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Isn't it? Kind of just fact you're older than me

0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:45.640
<v Speaker 1>and you are bald.

0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:47.280
<v Speaker 5>Oh I'm way older than How old are you?

0:28:47.480 --> 0:28:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Thirty two?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you are? I was older than you. I was

0:28:51.640 --> 0:28:54.200
<v Speaker 5>older than you when you were born.

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, okay, so you're like grown and bald. That's

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<v Speaker 1>just fad. Just it's not rude.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm almost seventy.

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<v Speaker 1>See you do.

0:29:06.440 --> 0:29:06.720
<v Speaker 5>Great.

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:10.720
<v Speaker 1>And then you say I'm I'm this age and you go, oh,

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 1>you look really fucking good.

0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 4>That. Yeah, I would never have been the person.

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:17.800
<v Speaker 1>We're from Utah. People be looking rough out there.

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:20.280
<v Speaker 5>People are the winter.

0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Who are you the winter? The winter?

0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 5>The winter is coming.

0:29:24.760 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's a whole from the Norse.

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 5>All I know from people from Utah is like the Osmond's.

0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh totally, do you know the Osmonds? Of course, let's

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:41.720
<v Speaker 1>get down to business to defeat Mulan. Did the Mulan soundtrack.

0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 5>Donny, I don't know, I don't know that song Mulan

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:48.920
<v Speaker 5>the Disney movie. I know Mulan is the Disney movie.

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:50.680
<v Speaker 5>I didn't know that he did the song? Yeah, did

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 5>you know that?

0:29:51.160 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 4>Jackie?

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<v Speaker 1>With what with what you just heard? Should I be

0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 1>a contestant on America's Got Talent with You're singing?

0:29:59.080 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? You sure you can, because we need people to

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 5>give red buzzers.

0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 1>To great I don't care. I just like attention.

0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:10.239
<v Speaker 5>You do, don't you know what? She can clean up

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 5>her mouth.

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll only clean up my mouth if I'm like, what

0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 1>about a guest judge?

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:16.240
<v Speaker 5>You would be a good guest judge.

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 1>I think i'd be great.

0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:18.600
<v Speaker 5>I should talk to them?

0:30:18.680 --> 0:30:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Will you talk to them?

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Because I would die to do that?

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 5>Did I just say that?

0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 1>And I can get very commercially? Are you?

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:27.400
<v Speaker 5>Why are you? Why do you repeat what I said

0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:31.120
<v Speaker 5>and make it like your idea? I said, I'll talk

0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:33.560
<v Speaker 5>to them. You go, can you talk to them? I go, yes,

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 5>you can't take my idea.

0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:38.560
<v Speaker 5>They love to repeat it a second later and go like, oh,

0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:39.400
<v Speaker 5>look what I thought of.

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:42.200
<v Speaker 4>That's what they're really good at. Her and my mother.

0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 5>Her and my mother are really good at how getting

0:30:44.480 --> 0:30:50.120
<v Speaker 5>into family. It's like therapy, therapy, it is, But I

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 5>thought that was weird, but I.

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:52.000
<v Speaker 4>Will talk to them.

0:30:52.200 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I need to think about this because I think

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I do that a lot.

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:56.240
<v Speaker 5>I think you do.

0:30:56.400 --> 0:31:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Probably you know what it is, I don't my my

0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I need reassurance. So if you say I'm going to

0:31:06.080 --> 0:31:08.840
<v Speaker 1>reach out, I go, are you going to reach out?

0:31:08.880 --> 0:31:10.040
<v Speaker 1>So it's like the reassurance.

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:14.360
<v Speaker 5>Wait wait, no, yeah, no, exactly, No, No, it isn't.

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:17.800
<v Speaker 5>If you needed reassurance, then then you would have said

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:19.320
<v Speaker 5>I said I'm going to reach out to them, and

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 5>you would have said, really, are you going to reach out?

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:23.160
<v Speaker 5>Would you do that? And that's not.

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 4>What you said.

0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:27.920
<v Speaker 1>So two and one. I like to take credit for everything, okay,

0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:30.280
<v Speaker 1>and I also like to be reassured at the same time.

0:31:30.880 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 1>So it's like my ego and humbleness are constantly battling.

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 5>You find the more you interview me, the more you

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 5>learn about yourself.

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely. I learn about myself every day now from other people,

0:31:42.960 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 1>from through the lens of other people. Now, most of

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:47.600
<v Speaker 1>the time I reject what other people see.

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 5>Really, so how should well?

0:31:50.280 --> 0:31:52.239
<v Speaker 1>No, I go home and let it marinate. I go

0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 1>home and let it marinate.

0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:54.120
<v Speaker 4>Really.

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like everything we talk about, I'm gonna let it

0:31:56.080 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 1>marinate and then say was that useful? And if it was,

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I keep it. If it wasn't goes in the trategy useful.

0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I have a real serious question because going back.

0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:11.120
<v Speaker 5>To don't don't you? Are you go on.

0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Tangents more than I do. He's more of a tangent

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 1>RD than I am.

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 5>Right, it's a tangent right now that you're going on

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:18.360
<v Speaker 5>I know what you're going on a tangent to talk

0:32:18.360 --> 0:32:20.920
<v Speaker 5>about my tangent. Yeah, you can't go on a tangent

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 5>to talk about my tangent if you want to keep

0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:25.400
<v Speaker 5>me on track, all right, talk about me going off.

0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Track back to poopoo head, we were both poopood. I

0:32:29.160 --> 0:32:31.520
<v Speaker 1>got a lot of heat, not a lot, not as

0:32:31.600 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 1>much as you got for saying Howie Mandel, the the

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:38.320
<v Speaker 1>game show host, the guy that fist bumps you because

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:40.200
<v Speaker 1>he scared of germs. And they went on to say,

0:32:40.240 --> 0:32:41.520
<v Speaker 1>and we don't have to talk about this if you

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:44.960
<v Speaker 1>don't talk about anything. People were like, it's a real

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 1>serious thing, right when number one, what is it called?

0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 4>Like?

0:32:49.320 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>It's no what first?

0:32:54.360 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 4>What happen?

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Because you say you're a German?

0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 5>I don't think they have CD I have I have

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:03.680
<v Speaker 5>obsessed of compulsive disorder. And just one of the little

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:06.800
<v Speaker 5>things that are that are part of obsessive compulsive disorder,

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:09.840
<v Speaker 5>which is a very serious mental health battle that I

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 5>have been raging my entire life, is I have a

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 5>fear of germs. So in the last fifteen years I

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:21.000
<v Speaker 5>haven't shaken anyone's hand. I do a fist bump, so

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 5>I don't touch people's hands. Okay, so that's there you go.

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 5>That's does that answer your question?

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:29.719
<v Speaker 1>It completely answers my question. I first want to apologize

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:29.920
<v Speaker 1>that I.

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 5>No, you know what, here's the thing people always say.

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 5>And I love that whoever was tweeting you, I love

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 5>the sensitivity of the audience and people because mental health

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 5>is something that we have to remove the stigma about

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:48.800
<v Speaker 5>and people need to reach out and get help and

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:50.440
<v Speaker 5>talk about help. We need to take care of our

0:33:50.480 --> 0:33:53.000
<v Speaker 5>dental health, our mental health the way we take care

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:55.480
<v Speaker 5>of our dental health. You know, I don't think that

0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 5>people are, you know, and maybe that's the good thing

0:33:58.360 --> 0:34:01.280
<v Speaker 5>that is coming out of the scandal all and everything

0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:04.040
<v Speaker 5>that you're doing, because people are talking about how it's

0:34:04.520 --> 0:34:06.720
<v Speaker 5>fucked them up and they're going for help, and they're

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:09.799
<v Speaker 5>doing you know, and then you know, because I think

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:13.920
<v Speaker 5>that what you and I and everybody concerned goes through

0:34:14.239 --> 0:34:16.399
<v Speaker 5>is not just us.

0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:16.759
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:18.960
<v Speaker 5>I don't think there's anybody in life that doesn't go

0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:21.560
<v Speaker 5>through a mental health issue at some point in their life.

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 5>It may not be a diagnosable thing like OCD, but

0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:27.880
<v Speaker 5>it could be depression, right, you know, the breakup.

0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:27.680
<v Speaker 4>Of a.

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:31.560
<v Speaker 5>Relationship. How do you deal with that? How do you

0:34:31.640 --> 0:34:34.479
<v Speaker 5>what are the coping skills? You really need to talk

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:37.800
<v Speaker 5>to somebody you know, or even just becoming a parent,

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:41.799
<v Speaker 5>or being diagnosed with something or you know. So, yes,

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 5>these are all real things. I cope with it by

0:34:45.960 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 5>making fun of it because laughter is my panacea. And

0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:51.279
<v Speaker 5>if you're not laughing, you're crying. They're very close. If

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:54.360
<v Speaker 5>you look at the the two masks of theater, you

0:34:54.360 --> 0:34:57.120
<v Speaker 5>know there's tragedy and comedy in them. There's not that

0:34:57.200 --> 0:35:00.360
<v Speaker 5>much difference between the two of them. And most laughter

0:35:00.480 --> 0:35:03.800
<v Speaker 5>comes out of darkness and tragedy. That you have to

0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 5>make fun of something bad in order to laugh.

0:35:06.239 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 1>If I fully agree with that.

0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:10.759
<v Speaker 5>Well, because I'm right, you are right, yes, but you

0:35:11.040 --> 0:35:13.320
<v Speaker 5>you have to. It's always something bad, even as a

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 5>little kid, if you laugh at a clown falling down

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:19.960
<v Speaker 5>at the circus, you're laughing at somebody else's misfortune. They

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:22.760
<v Speaker 5>fell down. That's really not funny, but it is funny.

0:35:22.800 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 5>You could. You have to see the humor in that.

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 5>If two guys walk into a bar, it's not funny

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 5>unless something shitty happens to one of them, then it's

0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:32.839
<v Speaker 5>not a joke. So comedy always comes out of darkness, right,

0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 5>there's never too soon.

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:36.040
<v Speaker 1>I love everything you just said. By the way, we

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:39.000
<v Speaker 1>just got deep. We've been joking this whole time, and

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I really enjoyed what you just said.

0:35:40.680 --> 0:35:42.200
<v Speaker 5>No, I'm just kidding. I got nothing. I don't have

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:43.240
<v Speaker 5>no CD. I was just joking.

0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:45.240
<v Speaker 1>When did that start?

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 4>Though?

0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>When?

0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 5>Like, I don't remember any any part of my life

0:35:48.840 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 5>that didn't exist.

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 1>And it was always the germs.

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:57.760
<v Speaker 5>No, No, I have rituals to understand OCD. Obsessive compulsive

0:35:57.800 --> 0:36:02.480
<v Speaker 5>disorder is the inability because people use that as a vernacular.

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:04.480
<v Speaker 5>You know, people go, I'm a little OCD. I like

0:36:04.480 --> 0:36:06.919
<v Speaker 5>to keep everything in order. I'm very neat. I'm nuts

0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:11.120
<v Speaker 5>about my clothes. I got OCD. You don't have OCD. OCD.

0:36:11.920 --> 0:36:14.520
<v Speaker 5>You have a million regular thoughts going through your mind

0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:17.600
<v Speaker 5>each and every moment ever, all of us do. Somebody

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 5>with OCD will be like a skipping record. It just

0:36:20.760 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 5>stops and then you can't you can't get by it,

0:36:24.200 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 5>and it stops your life. Like if I know that

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:30.160
<v Speaker 5>if I shake somebody's hand, I'm intelligent enough that if

0:36:30.160 --> 0:36:31.920
<v Speaker 5>I shake your hand, I'm probably not going to get

0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:35.400
<v Speaker 5>sick and die. And I know that. But what I

0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:37.600
<v Speaker 5>don't know is if I'll be triggered to if I

0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 5>shake your hand and you're a little bit clammy or something,

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 5>and I feel that, I go, oh, I'm gonna go

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 5>wash my hand like a normal person. And this is normal.

0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:47.880
<v Speaker 5>I'm using the word normal wrongly because I think normal

0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:50.880
<v Speaker 5>people have issues. So I'm a normal person. But I

0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:53.840
<v Speaker 5>go wash my hands and then I walk away, and

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:56.359
<v Speaker 5>I go, oh, I probably have a little bit left

0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 5>on me. And I go back to the sink and

0:36:57.640 --> 0:37:00.239
<v Speaker 5>I scald my hands, and then I walk away. I go,

0:37:00.560 --> 0:37:03.080
<v Speaker 5>you know what I probably didn't get. I don't know

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 5>if I rubbed this hand as much. And I go

0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:06.600
<v Speaker 5>back to the sink, and I could be locked into

0:37:06.640 --> 0:37:09.239
<v Speaker 5>going back to the sink for hours and hours on

0:37:09.280 --> 0:37:12.560
<v Speaker 5>the end. Looping, looping, ye. Yes is a great word,

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 5>and that could be a ritual that is going on

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:18.200
<v Speaker 5>in my mind, where you know, as you leave the room,

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:21.520
<v Speaker 5>you got to turn counterclockwise and tap the door, just

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:24.319
<v Speaker 5>because you think you're superstitious, but you gotta do it.

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:26.080
<v Speaker 5>You gotta do it, and if you don't do it,

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:29.960
<v Speaker 5>it destroys you. And so it's really hard.

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I truly can't even imagine.

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:32.920
<v Speaker 5>Try to imagine.

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying.

0:37:34.040 --> 0:37:37.080
<v Speaker 4>I really can't even put myself into that. No, can

0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:37.680
<v Speaker 4>you go to it?

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Can you go to amusement parks because there's like shared

0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:44.160
<v Speaker 1>bathrooms in the lines and areas.

0:37:44.239 --> 0:37:47.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but I just yes, you know, I'm in therapy.

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:49.719
<v Speaker 5>I'm as I speak to you right now, I'm medicated.

0:37:50.120 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 5>I live my life as good and I'm surrounded by

0:37:54.080 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 5>people who are very comforting and supportive, like some of

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 5>the Bravo fans after you talk to Tom.

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:08.399
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, not even you talking about your OCD could

0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 1>bring them back. Could They don't give it?

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:11.080
<v Speaker 4>Damn.

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:12.960
<v Speaker 5>I was just so excited to be the jack hole.

0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 5>I felt, Oh, I'm accepted, I'm something in their world.

0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:19.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, let's just go with that. The jack hole

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:20.840
<v Speaker 1>can be like a pretty dark person.

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:26.160
<v Speaker 5>Really yeah, I was happy. I actually I actually you

0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:28.800
<v Speaker 5>know you're like the dms and said thank you, I'm honored.

0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 5>And he talked about it on his radio show and

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:32.760
<v Speaker 5>said that we're friends.

0:38:32.760 --> 0:38:33.040
<v Speaker 4>Again.

0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Did he respond to you, Yeah, he did. Could you

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:36.840
<v Speaker 1>read it aloud?

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:39.760
<v Speaker 5>You can read it aloud, Okay, go ahead?

0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:44.640
<v Speaker 1>From Howie, I said, yeah, he says, you're you're making

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 1>amazing TV. I was honored to be the jack hole.

0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Andy replies, being in a feud with you was my honor.

0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Howie with four red hearts, the shiny kind, not the madamoji.

0:38:58.000 --> 0:39:00.640
<v Speaker 5>Wow. And then he talked about it more on the radio.

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:05.080
<v Speaker 1>That's great, is it? I think it's great. But I'm

0:39:05.080 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 1>also the person who's like someone wrote about me, they're

0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:09.320
<v Speaker 1>dragging you. Does it matter?

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:11.520
<v Speaker 5>You just want the attention.

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:15.279
<v Speaker 1>This is how I look at it. We all on

0:39:15.480 --> 0:39:20.319
<v Speaker 1>reality TV want attention so badly and signed the contract,

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>which is very terrifying what it says in there, and

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:26.200
<v Speaker 1>we're like, sure, whatever, fuck it.

0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:29.360
<v Speaker 5>I love that. That's what I love about you, La La.

0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:32.120
<v Speaker 5>I have to say, I wish that your people would

0:39:32.120 --> 0:39:34.040
<v Speaker 5>allow you to come and talk to me on mine.

0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 1>But we're going to make that happen.

0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, we'll see that these people don't look happy. But

0:39:40.080 --> 0:39:42.000
<v Speaker 5>if you don't know what we're talking about, she has

0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:47.719
<v Speaker 5>a team in the room behind her guarding you from me.

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:52.600
<v Speaker 5>I guess so the But you are my favorite because

0:39:52.640 --> 0:39:55.120
<v Speaker 5>I believe that not only are you authentic, but I

0:39:55.160 --> 0:40:00.000
<v Speaker 5>believe that you are aware like I wouldn't. I would

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:04.600
<v Speaker 5>never have the nerve to be on a reality show.

0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Why do you say that you just don't want your

0:40:07.239 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I think it would make a.

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:13.319
<v Speaker 5>Good moment for your podcast. No, yes, I don't want

0:40:13.440 --> 0:40:15.759
<v Speaker 5>my life out there. And maybe maybe I would if

0:40:15.800 --> 0:40:18.360
<v Speaker 5>I if I wasn't getting the exposure of other places.

0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:22.960
<v Speaker 5>But I'm really afraid. Look at this last season. I

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:24.760
<v Speaker 5>wouldn't want to be a part of that. I wouldn't

0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:28.320
<v Speaker 5>want to share that. You know, I had Chris Jenner

0:40:28.640 --> 0:40:30.960
<v Speaker 5>in on my podcast. I'm friends with Chris.

0:40:31.360 --> 0:40:35.319
<v Speaker 1>They've never heard of a you had Chris Jenner. Where

0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:36.799
<v Speaker 1>was she sitting where I'm sitting right now?

0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:39.800
<v Speaker 5>No, my daughter sits where you're sitting.

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's right, So she was there, Yeah, she was there.

0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:45.160
<v Speaker 1>You need to manifest and just like y, she.

0:40:45.080 --> 0:40:46.160
<v Speaker 5>Talked about being a squirter.

0:40:47.040 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 1>She she squirts. Yes, oh my god.

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:54.480
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so anyway on this couch.

0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:58.160
<v Speaker 5>Oh, being on my podcast is not that exciting.

0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:02.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Oh wait, this is mine.

0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 5>This is you don't even know where you are, do you?

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 5>You're having a how day.

0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 1>I got some pink and I was like, oh wait,

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:13.439
<v Speaker 1>that is that's you? Yeah, yeah, I love it. Okay,

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:14.359
<v Speaker 1>keep going, keep going?

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:15.359
<v Speaker 4>What was I saying?

0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:17.480
<v Speaker 5>And I asked her that because I said that the

0:41:18.160 --> 0:41:20.240
<v Speaker 5>amazing thing to me. And I've known them for years

0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 5>and years and years, and I knew them before they

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:26.440
<v Speaker 5>were on TV. And my daughter Jackie went to school

0:41:26.440 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 5>with Chloe, you know, and they were just neighbors in

0:41:30.880 --> 0:41:34.640
<v Speaker 5>the neighborhood. And I said, you know, shit happens in

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:39.080
<v Speaker 5>everybody's family. The last thing that I want when shit

0:41:39.280 --> 0:41:42.680
<v Speaker 5>is happening is a camera in the room. Not only

0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:44.839
<v Speaker 5>a camera in a room, a camera operator in the room,

0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:46.799
<v Speaker 5>and a sound person in the room. And when I'm

0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:49.360
<v Speaker 5>dealing with my raw emotions, it was hard enough for

0:41:49.480 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 5>me again being old, to even go to therapy because

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:54.640
<v Speaker 5>I didn't want the therapist in the room when I

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:58.480
<v Speaker 5>was talking about very private things, you know. So the

0:41:58.560 --> 0:42:03.600
<v Speaker 5>fact that you are making the shit that happens in

0:42:03.680 --> 0:42:08.760
<v Speaker 5>life public, you know, at any cost than just because

0:42:08.760 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 5>you love the attention. I think it's actually good because

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<v Speaker 5>we see that it's not just me, it's not just

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<v Speaker 5>you know, it's therapeutic for people watching. But I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know that I have the wherewithal to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>These people watch us on TV and we're sharing our

0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:27.399
<v Speaker 1>lives and they're feeling like they can relate to us.

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<v Speaker 1>They come up and there are these people who have

0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:33.399
<v Speaker 1>been watching since season one who really feel well, don't

0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 1>feel they really have grown up with these characters my daughter, right,

0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:41.080
<v Speaker 1>So there's like a bond that we have, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>I say that I love the attention. I obviously have

0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:46.600
<v Speaker 1>always wanted to be on TV. I never thought it

0:42:46.600 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 1>would be reality.

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<v Speaker 5>What did you think? What was your first Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up in the arts. I started acting at

0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the age of twelve. I was in theater all the

0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:57.640
<v Speaker 1>school plays. I was in acting class, you know, three

0:42:57.719 --> 0:43:00.319
<v Speaker 1>days a week. I was singing. So that was really

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 1>where I thought I was going. And then when I

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<v Speaker 1>went to a casting for Target and they asked on

0:43:06.280 --> 0:43:08.760
<v Speaker 1>the call sheet or the sign and sheet, it looked

0:43:08.840 --> 0:43:10.920
<v Speaker 1>different than when I had first been in LA and

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:13.520
<v Speaker 1>it asked how many social media followers you had, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is so weird. I've never forget

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<v Speaker 1>it was a target commercial. Wow, And I had never

0:43:19.560 --> 0:43:22.400
<v Speaker 1>seen that on a sign and sheet ever, and I

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:25.600
<v Speaker 1>didn't even have Instagram at the time. That night, I

0:43:25.719 --> 0:43:29.560
<v Speaker 1>go and get wasted at sir and the opportunity comes

0:43:29.600 --> 0:43:31.919
<v Speaker 1>to me like, hey, are you looking for a job?

0:43:31.920 --> 0:43:33.319
<v Speaker 1>I know you're new to LA. Would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>be a hostess here? And with that came the show

0:43:36.320 --> 0:43:38.680
<v Speaker 1>and for me it was like, well, maybe we use

0:43:38.760 --> 0:43:42.920
<v Speaker 1>this as a springboard to do what you actually want

0:43:42.960 --> 0:43:46.719
<v Speaker 1>to do. Now being a part of this show, it's

0:43:46.800 --> 0:43:50.760
<v Speaker 1>absolutely incredible, not only the opportunities that it has brought

0:43:50.800 --> 0:43:55.800
<v Speaker 1>to my front door, but also these cameramen, the sound guys,

0:43:56.239 --> 0:43:58.760
<v Speaker 1>the producers. They're like family, right.

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<v Speaker 5>But you got to be cognis and of even if

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 5>those people are in the room. I'm using that as

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<v Speaker 5>an example. Those people are in the room, but so

0:44:05.800 --> 0:44:08.000
<v Speaker 5>is everybody at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, And then I get to go home and be

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:14.840
<v Speaker 1>larned from Utah who's a little boring who wants to

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<v Speaker 1>put her bathroob and put some zip cream.

0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:19.360
<v Speaker 5>On and comment on my lighting and.

0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Comment on your lighting, right, But that's that was actually entertaining.

0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm usually not that entertaining when we're filming. This is

0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:29.640
<v Speaker 1>my real life. But I'm also la la. I step in,

0:44:29.680 --> 0:44:32.760
<v Speaker 1>I put the shield on. I know that whatever I'm feeling,

0:44:33.760 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say where if I wasn't, I didn't

0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:39.359
<v Speaker 1>have a camera on me, maybe I'd bite my tongue

0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:41.719
<v Speaker 1>and I'd pick my battles. Does that make sense?

0:44:42.200 --> 0:44:45.879
<v Speaker 5>Like you did on the reunion, right, it's actually, oh

0:44:45.960 --> 0:44:46.719
<v Speaker 5>my god, like I.

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:47.560
<v Speaker 1>Did on the reunion.

0:44:47.600 --> 0:44:48.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

0:44:48.560 --> 0:44:50.600
<v Speaker 1>You know the reunion, I felt I was very tamed.

0:44:51.160 --> 0:44:56.040
<v Speaker 5>What are you kidding me? Was I a little much?

0:44:56.080 --> 0:44:58.080
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what you called tamed? Do you know

0:44:58.080 --> 0:44:59.160
<v Speaker 5>what the word tamed means?

0:44:59.360 --> 0:44:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:00.239
<v Speaker 5>What is mean?

0:45:01.480 --> 0:45:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Classy?

0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:05.640
<v Speaker 5>It was the opposite, that's exactly. It was classy, but

0:45:06.000 --> 0:45:12.160
<v Speaker 5>you were classy classy.

0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 1>But this is why I have to dress a certain way,

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:17.400
<v Speaker 1>because then you add the mouth and it kind of

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 1>equal it.

0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:24.600
<v Speaker 5>Even if you're wearing a nice dress, but ship is

0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:26.680
<v Speaker 5>coming out of your mouth, it's classy.

0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, just evens the scale out just right. Where like

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:32.760
<v Speaker 1>if you're dressed the way your mouth is your gutter.

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:37.160
<v Speaker 1>If you dress the way your mouth is and you're classy,

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:39.000
<v Speaker 1>then you're boring. No one wants to watch you on TV.

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:41.359
<v Speaker 4>Just put some Gucci on it and you're good.

0:45:41.960 --> 0:45:44.279
<v Speaker 1>If your gutter and you put some gucci, you hit

0:45:44.320 --> 0:45:44.680
<v Speaker 1>the middle.

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:47.360
<v Speaker 5>And that's what you're trying to do is hit the middle.

0:45:48.200 --> 0:45:53.000
<v Speaker 5>Another T shirt, hit the middle. You're always merchandising. I

0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:55.760
<v Speaker 5>like the way you come up with names. Hit the middle,

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:57.240
<v Speaker 5>hits the middle.

0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 1>My god, this was actually fucking fantastic. I'm so happy

0:46:04.440 --> 0:46:04.920
<v Speaker 1>we did this.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not dressed good enough today to say fucking fantastic.

0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 5>That was you didn't hit the middle fucking fantastic, you know.

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:16.360
<v Speaker 5>I mean, you look adorable, You're you're you look beautiful,

0:46:16.400 --> 0:46:18.839
<v Speaker 5>and I like the way you're dressed. This is much more.

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 5>I like this.

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:20.319
<v Speaker 4>Do you?

0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 5>I actually do just well?

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:23.560
<v Speaker 1>You have great style.

0:46:23.920 --> 0:46:26.799
<v Speaker 5>I don't know, but you do that is like very

0:46:27.160 --> 0:46:29.200
<v Speaker 5>and I like your It's like you and your brother

0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:30.320
<v Speaker 5>went pants shopping together.

0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:33.520
<v Speaker 3>I saw that and I was like, oh shit, right,

0:46:33.640 --> 0:46:37.080
<v Speaker 3>it's like right, is it working for one one for

0:46:37.200 --> 0:46:38.319
<v Speaker 3>my brother and one for me?

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:40.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? This way if we both wear our pants and

0:46:40.920 --> 0:46:44.320
<v Speaker 5>I go fucking fantastic hit the middle. Just like you

0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:46.600
<v Speaker 5>guys are dressed the same. You're wearing the same shirt,

0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:47.800
<v Speaker 5>basically the same pants.

0:46:47.800 --> 0:46:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, by the way, you had to send me a

0:46:49.520 --> 0:46:51.600
<v Speaker 1>picture of what he was wearing because I have those

0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:54.239
<v Speaker 1>pants and I was gonna wear them too, yep, and

0:46:54.280 --> 0:46:57.040
<v Speaker 1>so I had to switch out almost last minute.

0:46:57.600 --> 0:47:00.200
<v Speaker 5>And then your team warm your team called each other too.

0:47:00.280 --> 0:47:01.840
<v Speaker 5>You can't see him in the back, but they're wearing

0:47:02.120 --> 0:47:06.040
<v Speaker 5>black T shirts and and and the and jeans. It's

0:47:06.120 --> 0:47:06.799
<v Speaker 5>like two and two.

0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:08.480
<v Speaker 4>It's like, it's how we moved.

0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:11.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know, like the Osmonds, which you probably don't

0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:13.239
<v Speaker 5>have the reference to, but a little bit country, a

0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:16.480
<v Speaker 5>little bit rock and roll, which I totally you know

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:18.919
<v Speaker 5>that that was her. So you you guys are more

0:47:19.000 --> 0:47:20.960
<v Speaker 5>rock and roll in their little country with their jeans

0:47:20.960 --> 0:47:23.839
<v Speaker 5>and black T shirts over Utah.

0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I don't know if that's.

0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:30.640
<v Speaker 5>I love Utah. I've been the Utah. Yeah, I've been

0:47:30.680 --> 0:47:32.919
<v Speaker 5>to Park City. I ski, I love it.

0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't ski, don't be bored dropping. I don't do

0:47:35.920 --> 0:47:36.520
<v Speaker 1>any of it.

0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:43.480
<v Speaker 5>They don't like strap just a strap on and go down.

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:47.239
<v Speaker 1>I like, I don't need a strap on, but I

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:48.719
<v Speaker 1>don't think it's safe.

0:47:48.760 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 5>Don't say I don't need a strap on and point

0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:52.480
<v Speaker 5>your lollipop at me.

0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Howie, you're killing me. I freaking dig you can I

0:47:58.080 --> 0:48:00.880
<v Speaker 1>officially say that, how he is my friend, like if

0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:02.279
<v Speaker 1>someone were to say, like, do you know how a

0:48:02.360 --> 0:48:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Mandela could be?

0:48:03.080 --> 0:48:04.640
<v Speaker 5>Like, he's a friend of mine, we're friends.

0:48:04.719 --> 0:48:06.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to thank you so much, Howie for being

0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:07.280
<v Speaker 1>on my podcast.

0:48:07.400 --> 0:48:09.840
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, thank you, thank you.

0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:13.919
<v Speaker 5>I just feel bad, but now I feel good again.

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:17.480
<v Speaker 1>You should feel I have a great Anyone who's a

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:20.400
<v Speaker 1>friend of mine should always feel like they just want.

0:48:20.360 --> 0:48:22.359
<v Speaker 5>How they can go by Easton and not like your sister.

0:48:22.360 --> 0:48:23.800
<v Speaker 5>You should be now that you're here and now that

0:48:23.840 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 5>you're part of her pot.

0:48:25.480 --> 0:48:31.360
<v Speaker 1>No, it's t T T T Yeah that's what my

0:48:31.360 --> 0:48:32.359
<v Speaker 1>my daughter calls him.

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:36.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, T great And that's a fly.

0:48:36.320 --> 0:48:37.879
<v Speaker 5>If you get bitten by a TT fly, you can

0:48:37.920 --> 0:48:38.360
<v Speaker 5>get sick.

0:48:38.560 --> 0:48:40.880
<v Speaker 1>I call him tit sometimes, tit tit.

0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:45.279
<v Speaker 5>And that is the circle of life. I love the

0:48:45.400 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 5>way you bring it home.

0:48:46.600 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 1>You brought it home full circle moment.

0:48:48.760 --> 0:48:49.440
<v Speaker 4>It was right.

0:48:49.760 --> 0:48:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, my love, Thank you so much for listening

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:54.480
<v Speaker 1>to another episode of the Give Them La La Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I love y'all, I will catch you next week.