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Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice? Come on dig me naw

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Speaker 1: one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show today?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Everybody? On a real positive note? Today? Is it?

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Speaker 1: Today is the day? You know, when I was in

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Speaker 1: used to say, listen to me, son, hey, don't forget

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Speaker 1: today is the day that the Lord has made. Let

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Speaker 1: us rejoice and be glad in it. And you know,

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Speaker 1: I ain't think much of it. You know, it's just

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Speaker 1: I've gotten older, man you know that's registered more and

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Speaker 1: more with me. Today is the day that the Lord

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Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, man. What better blessing will you get

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Speaker 1: throughout the day than the fact that he allowed you

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Speaker 1: really loved. It meant a lot till you leave this world,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, man, immortality starts to matter

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Speaker 1: a great deal to you. Some of us learned this

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Speaker 1: You think you got time to play around. You think

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Speaker 1: every full blown adult that I know will tell you

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Speaker 1: and have said these words right here many times. And

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Speaker 1: if I only knew then what I know now. Do

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Speaker 1: you know how many people have said those words right there?

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Speaker 1: Because in time, man, you gained so much wisdom. Oh

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Speaker 1: but it ain't like nobody didn't tell you, though. Somebody

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Speaker 1: down now, he said, Hey man, you better quit wasting time. Hey, look,

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Speaker 1: Nothing bigger than the fact that he woke you up today. Now,

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Speaker 1: procrastinating today? How about if you make today to day

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Speaker 1: out loud, man, stop sitting in your own life, in

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Speaker 1: This is the way He's worked for me. Every time

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Speaker 1: Whatever level you've decided to be successful on, See, that's

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Speaker 1: your level of faith, that's where you see your life at. Well,

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Speaker 1: to put forth that effort, nain't wrong. You've got to

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Speaker 1: to accomplish. Lord have mercy. Man. How about today, though, y'all?

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Speaker 1: And that's all you're trying to do. Man, to line

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here, welcome to the right

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Speaker 1: I have been released from that. God has delivered me.

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Speaker 1: right to be happy. He don't want you happy. I

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Speaker 1: if I win, you lose, and if you lose, I win. Right. Thus,

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Speaker 1: and and now they're bigger. Life is not a game.

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Speaker 1: Life is a contest. You just gotta get into category

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Speaker 1: blue ribbon. He this ain't the super Bowl. This the

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Speaker 1: You can win it for best syrup, best pickle, beats dog,

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Speaker 1: for largest watermelon. Yes, dog. Life is a contest. It

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Speaker 1: Me winning ain't got nothing to do with you lose

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Speaker 1: You winning in the little group you in. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well it's time for something funny and Jay, this is

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Speaker 1: about stuff you say to your neighbors under your breath.

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Speaker 1: Please explain. This has to do what we see our

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Speaker 1: neighbors all the time. We're not that fond of them

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Speaker 1: sometimes so we speak. But under our breath was saying

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Speaker 1: little things, little little insulting things like hey, Hi, do

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Speaker 1: you need to come up? Keep Jack? Keeping it? Keeping

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Speaker 1: it one hundred? You got one jack? Ja. I just

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Speaker 1: want Oh, how are you doing? Are you my man?

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Speaker 1: You need some curtains? How are you doing? Franklin's good

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Speaker 1: to see it. Hope the boy stay home this time.

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Speaker 1: It takes vacation. Let's see us. Come on, nephews, Perkins,

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Speaker 1: how are you good? Good? You should do something with

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Speaker 1: that damn bo I done? Kennedy, Hey I done? Will

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Speaker 1: across the street. That smell dn dyn kill. How you

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Speaker 1: guys doing the day too? Stupid ass kids saving stuff

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Speaker 1: we say to our neighbors under gott being Come on,

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Speaker 1: Smith's good to see it all right now, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: how are you good? Good? She can stop your fat

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Speaker 1: dog money stands to night doing? Yeah, how you got

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Speaker 1: folk clowers on block? And don't none more? Four cards?

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Speaker 1: Heav yard is a mess. Stuff we say to our

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Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath. Come on here with us, old boy,

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Speaker 1: I see you have a good with the game. So glad.

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Speaker 1: He cut my grass. He killed my flowers. He spoke

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Speaker 1: a dragon. Right Hey, hey Johnson's it's good to see y'all.

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Speaker 1: All right now man, now now we're good. Were good?

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Speaker 1: Right now? I know a baby when to eat paper.

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Speaker 1: I know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me

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Speaker 1: no more. I know that baby eats piper. Baby, he's smart.

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Speaker 1: Now you gotta bring no we good birthday, we say

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Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath, Tommy go Leonard, Hey,

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Speaker 1: nice day to day? Good good? Wasn't good last night?

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Speaker 1: Damn what you called him? Stuff? We say to our

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Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath. He so irmine, how y'all doing?

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Speaker 1: So tell y'all, put y'all mommy in the whole. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: black people don't do that. Hey, mister Mitchell, what's going on? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. You don't see that dog doing yard. You

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Speaker 1: just don't suck stuff. We say to our neighbors under

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Speaker 1: our breath. We suck curtains. Hey, caient's going on all

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Speaker 1: right now? Ain't the end of that damn laugh? And

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Speaker 1: he ain't killing that way too much noise. I don't

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Speaker 1: I'm good man, Come on, nephew. Stuff. We say to

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Speaker 1: our neighbors under our breath. Kindly, kindly, y'alls looking good, looking,

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Speaker 1: real good. You come over with this line, though, you

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Speaker 1: come over with I'm telling you that you know what.

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Speaker 1: Damn you know, you know my son, you know your

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Speaker 1: damn sun. That property line means something. Its invisible, but

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Speaker 1: it means something. You know what that line man, that's

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Speaker 1: my line. All right, I think we have time for

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Speaker 1: two more Jay and then Steve close it out stuff.

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Speaker 1: We say to our neighbors under our breath. Let's go, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's going Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I'm

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Speaker 1: that night he got into a fun yeah, yeah, come on, Steve,

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Speaker 1: close it up. Stuff. We stayed right out Sydney. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it invited me over to the little spanking everything. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know you ran out of room. I came all right, guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you, that was good, Thank you. Coming up next

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Speaker 1: is the nephew and run that prank back. You're listening

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Speaker 1: show right now. The nephews in the building with run

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Speaker 1: that prank back? What you got for us? Neff my roommate, Benny,

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Speaker 1: My roommate, Bennet. It was loud in my ear. It's

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Speaker 1: frank time. Everybody knows Frank time. Get rid of my roommate.

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Speaker 1: Been it running? Hello? Must be to David. Yeah to

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Speaker 1: see Okay, Hey man, this is Chris, a little above you.

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Speaker 1: I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have.

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Speaker 1: You've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me

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Speaker 1: about I'm making too much noise away. Yeah man, I'm

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Speaker 1: I bad, bro. I was trying to catch you, man.

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Speaker 1: I could never. I could never catch you at home. Man.

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Speaker 1: It's just like you know, bro, I work at nice,

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Speaker 1: I work at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say

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Speaker 1: I work in a day, but I can't sleeping night. Broker.

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't know what's going on in your apartment,

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Speaker 1: and I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I

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Speaker 1: just can't get a sleeping night, man, because it'd be

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Speaker 1: a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot

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Speaker 1: of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, please, man, but you ain't got to

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Speaker 1: go to the leasing office. Man, all you have to do.

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Speaker 1: You know what's hall at me? You ain't they you

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Speaker 1: know they got me written up, like you know, one

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Speaker 1: more complaint on me, they're gonna put me out of something. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I said, I was trying to get I was

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Speaker 1: trying to find you. You know what I'm saying. But

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Speaker 1: we guess we miss each other because you you working night.

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Speaker 1: I work in the day. So you know when you're going,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming, and when I'm coming, you going. I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: Brian trying starting. I'm just trying to, you know, go

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Speaker 1: to work and pay my pay my bills. Man. It's

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Speaker 1: I'm be at work at night. Man. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle on like

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Speaker 1: you're trying to get yours on doing Hala hala hala

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Speaker 1: hala on. Okay, okay, let's make it my sense, Bro,

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Speaker 1: if you are working night, somebody in your somebody in

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Speaker 1: your apartment, how can loud in them? Keeping me up?

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Speaker 1: Square mittens? Okay, you've got a roommate us long. No,

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Speaker 1: I ain't got no roommates. Man, Benny, somebody in there

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Speaker 1: talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like two people in

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Speaker 1: there talking loud every night. That's Bro's Benny Man Beatty

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Speaker 1: sow who who is Benny? Who is Benny? Benny is

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Speaker 1: my bird? My parents? Does Betty be talking? Like? Man?

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Speaker 1: Stop doing me dive? Listen mine what why? Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: you're trying to tell me bird, don't it? Man, I

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Speaker 1: don't have pity ten years that's my bird. Birds don't

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Speaker 1: even live that long. So so now I'm sucking night.

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Speaker 1: I'm at the work because because a bird, that's what

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Speaker 1: you want. That's what you called me to tell me.

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Speaker 1: I called you to tell you you ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: putting these complaints on me. Man, But I'm I'm gone,

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Speaker 1: And that's been in talking man. I bit it in yo, boy, Penny,

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you now do

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Speaker 1: something with the bird then, or that's gonna be some

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Speaker 1: consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken. Randy

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Speaker 1: hey Man, plenty is like a family member to me.

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Speaker 1: Bird too, can Sam the chicken on the car flake box,

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Speaker 1: Kentucky Chicken Briar, hey Man, you don't tell me nothing

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Speaker 1: better about my birth? Okay, brother? You know what, maybe

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Speaker 1: me you need to square from front of each other

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Speaker 1: because you don't you don't disrespect betty Man. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, you take something, all right, all right? I

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Speaker 1: bet that be on my table when I get home.

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Speaker 1: If it's a bird, dan and I bet that bey'all

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Speaker 1: my don the table man, a man, then you ain't

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna do nothing stupid to bet it. Tell you what

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Speaker 1: I tell you what you can date you at hard

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Speaker 1: right now? What you're going to work tonight? I bet

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Speaker 1: you bid it. I'll bet tomorrow. I bet you with

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Speaker 1: these fingers enjoy tomorrow. Man, ain't man, Hold on a minute, man,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, though, what you played do and start

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Speaker 1: talking about what you're gonna do to my bird? Not

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Speaker 1: and told you you file for going to the listening

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Speaker 1: office calling me out, and now you're on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to work this out with you, and now

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Speaker 1: you ain't trying to work right now, I fay stop you.

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Speaker 1: You called me and tell me that it's a bird

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Speaker 1: holding a conversation with itself. I'm a stupid right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm a stupid even continue this conversation. Excuse with me?

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Speaker 1: I fin to night. Are you serious? Man? Man, really

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Speaker 1: use some ivirus or something? Man like? Man, listen, bro listen,

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's just a bird or recording whatever

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Speaker 1: that you gotta do. Stop to wait and it was

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Speaker 1: a bird, man, I'm gonna be solid salted. If this

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Speaker 1: is a bird, I'm gonna really a bird. It's spinning, man,

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Speaker 1: it's spinning you. All you gotta do is come to

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Speaker 1: me and we could have had a little like Mela

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Speaker 1: hola hola. Okay, okay, okay, We're gonna have it like me.

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Speaker 1: And then first off, leasing office wouldn't give me a name.

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Speaker 1: What's your name? My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deavin.

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Speaker 1: There we go, there we go, listen, doal. I ain't

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Speaker 1: for the past three months. You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: I ain't really been getting no sleep because of this bird.

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Speaker 1: You say it's a bird. I don't believe that. But

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Speaker 1: a bird a bird? Come on, dog, that's for to you.

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Speaker 1: We'll take them to work with you is I don't care,

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Speaker 1: figure something out, but whatever going on up there with

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Speaker 1: you and your fire need to come to an immediate

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Speaker 1: what you can't do is threaten me by what's going

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Speaker 1: on in my house home. Man, Look here, you ain't

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Speaker 1: been it's being in Lenny. Whatever the nine meals you

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Speaker 1: need to do something with that's gonna be some really,

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Speaker 1: it shows man, Why am I going back and forth

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Speaker 1: with you about this? You keep telling me something about

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Speaker 1: a bird. It's a bird. What's the problem with it?

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Speaker 1: What's the problem? I understanding that people have pet birds?

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Speaker 1: Say man, I don't give them if you have a

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Speaker 1: pet bird. But really, this how all night long? How

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Speaker 1: do you? How do you? How do you live with? Then? Come,

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Speaker 1: I'll never shut up. I'll tell you what. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what Benny told me to tell you, though, God,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what Benny told me. Wait wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait waite, Chris White White, Brother,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what I'm bird told you

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Speaker 1: to tell me. Can I tell you what Benny told

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Speaker 1: me to tell you? What? What? What the it? Benny

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Speaker 1: told me to tell you this that This is nephew

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Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You took God

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Speaker 1: Pranked by your boys, Sean. He says, Dude, did I

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Speaker 1: get your man got me? Do you got it? Man?

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Speaker 1: That guy, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna have to wait to this dude,

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Speaker 1: get armed out and talk to him. I ain't talk

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Speaker 1: to you about some posing bird. I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: a status. Man. I'm even do I'll be up our

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Speaker 1: night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep,

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Speaker 1: I'm missing Now I'm saying I'm missing y'all in the

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Speaker 1: morning because I'm probably hitting the slow. But I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you. What is what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the lane man, Steve harden More in the show we

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Speaker 1: never sung that is my roommate. Benny just wanted to

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Speaker 1: do it. Oh man, everybody got different kind of roommates.

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Speaker 1: Mine just having to be a bird. You understand, I'm

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Speaker 1: saying my roommate. All right, more of this crazy ignorant show.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Carlo found this great article on hiring

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Speaker 1: your relatives your family members. Yeah, we're all on team

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Speaker 1: Tommy for the most part of Jay. Jay is president

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Speaker 1: and CEO. Yeah, but here's some information from the article.

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Speaker 1: Here the pros, Steve, Okay, for hiring your relatives, you

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Speaker 1: already know what you're getting. You already know. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to guess. You don't even think about it, you know,

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Speaker 1: because this is a member of your family, so you

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Speaker 1: know this person. Here's some of the cons though, it

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Speaker 1: sends the wrong signal to other employees, you know, like

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Speaker 1: they're not qualified for the job. They just got the

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Speaker 1: job because he wasn't. Huh that's true. Uh huh uh.

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Speaker 1: Here's another con. A relative may feel the rules don't

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Speaker 1: apply to in this case him. That's so he just

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Speaker 1: missed two days. Yeah, but he didn't get paid though.

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Speaker 1: That's where the staying. Oh he's gonna need it. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna do it, alright, so he working to conversate for

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Speaker 1: his check. There's another con Steve, Well, you don't necessarily

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Speaker 1: do this, but other CEOs might not hire relatives because

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Speaker 1: the con is you hold back from criticism or you

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Speaker 1: don't discipline him. So in this case you did. You

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Speaker 1: did dock him his pay, right, man? I wishall would.

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Speaker 1: I'm will not criticize him. What is we talking? We're

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Speaker 1: not doing criticism? Why are we talking? But but you

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Speaker 1: hired him, though, Steve, that was not by choice. What

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Speaker 1: do you mean, my sister? The only reason I fired

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Speaker 1: him is causing Hell. Well, I wasn't a good hide though.

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Speaker 1: You don't think he does good work? Steve, Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: you don't think I was a good hire boy. If

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Speaker 1: I could replay for days, you missed the times you

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Speaker 1: called it from day one, those things I can't even

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Speaker 1: tell you. You guys weren't even here on day one

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Speaker 1: when Tommy used to call him from his bed at

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Speaker 1: least twice a week asking if he had to come in.

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Speaker 1: Is that true? I was trying to get used to

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Speaker 1: the system. That's awards, but we were all here. What

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Speaker 1: else you got that's about it. The article goes on

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Speaker 1: to say that issues with family members who come up

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to say this way. Yeah, just wait,

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Speaker 1: I gotta brace yourself. The article goes on to say,

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Speaker 1: issues with family members who come up short. You couldn't

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Speaker 1: let that go, asked me. He asked me. It's his show, wrong,

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Speaker 1: they come up? It said, issues with family members come Look, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty good job around here, come up short of

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Speaker 1: the job. They must have interviewed Tommy for this should

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Speaker 1: be addressed just as they would any other who would

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Speaker 1: have been the shortest one on the hip. That's that's

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Speaker 1: pop teen right there. Trying to read it one more time.

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Speaker 1: I read it again. What don't you say, President and

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Speaker 1: CEO of Team Timmy, you need to hit it again? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but why shell? She got water come out of a Steve?

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Speaker 1: Did you not ask me to read this again? I

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Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't know what it was. You know,

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Speaker 1: but you could not. You gonna let it go? Ok?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna reasons No, Junior, I don't think I should.

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, let's get to the news. Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Miss Anne Trip, thank you very much. Everybody good morning,

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Speaker 1: Good morning. I know for a lot of folks this

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Speaker 1: feels like Monday, but it's actually Tuesday. In Flada, remaining

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Speaker 1: of that collapsed condo building in Surfside demolished over the

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Speaker 1: holiday weekend over fears of what might happen because the

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Speaker 1: tropical storm Elsa, which might have brought the structure down

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Speaker 1: on the heads of the rescuers. So that's down, and

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Speaker 1: Mayor Dan yellow Levine Kava says they used a special

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Speaker 1: technique to do it, the method of demolition energetic felling.

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Speaker 1: It's a process that uses small, strategically placed explosives and

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Speaker 1: relies on gravity to bring the building down in place.

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Speaker 1: That is what happened. Rescue and recovery teams have resumed

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Speaker 1: sifting through the rubble for more victims. At last count

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Speaker 1: now there were twenty eight people found dead, with some

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Speaker 1: hundred and seventeen others still missing and unaccounted for. Again,

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Speaker 1: that number twenty eight dead for sure and one hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventeen others missing unaccounted for. Meanwhile, Elsa made landfall

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Speaker 1: yesterday on the southern coast Cuba, after causing death of

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Speaker 1: three people in the West Indies and a state of

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Speaker 1: emergency has been declared in several Florida counties, with the

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Speaker 1: storm expected to reach Key West and the west coast

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Speaker 1: of Florida sometime today, also bringing heavy rains later this

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Speaker 1: week to Georgia and the Carolinas. In Washington, Democrats in

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Speaker 1: the House are expected to continue adding lawmakers to the

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Speaker 1: Select Committee being put together to investigate the January sixth

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Speaker 1: attack on Capitol Hill. Donald Trump held a Save America

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Speaker 1: rally on Saturday in Sarasota, Florida. There were hundreds of

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Speaker 1: fans and attendants, also a sort of a plane that

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Speaker 1: flew overheads pulling a scrolling kneeon sign calling the event

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Speaker 1: a loser loser. It was sponsored by a group called

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Speaker 1: the Midas Touches, the political action committee formed solely to

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Speaker 1: keep Donald Trump from running again for office. Brett Meisels

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Speaker 1: is the founder. He says, quote, these are loser rallies

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Speaker 1: where the biggest loser of them all wines further incriminates

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Speaker 1: himself and rants and raves like a lunatic. Unquote that's

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Speaker 1: his quote. Health officials say that while two thirds of

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Speaker 1: US adults are now vaccinated against COVID, the virus has

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Speaker 1: not disappeared because of a more infectious variant out there

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Speaker 1: going around. Still, more than two hundred Americans die each

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Speaker 1: day from the coronavirus. You need to know. The city

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Speaker 1: of New Orleans was treat to a Fourth of July

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Speaker 1: fireworks show on Sunday thanks to actor Will Smith, who

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Speaker 1: picked up the one hundred thousand dollars tab for It'd

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Speaker 1: have to find that the city didn't plan for a

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Speaker 1: pyrotechnic show for this year. He's in New Orleans working

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Speaker 1: on his latest film, Emancipation, and finally, today's International Kissing Day. Yeah, now,

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Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. If you believe this new survey,

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Speaker 1: the average American traveler hates going to the airport so

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Speaker 1: much that they'd add six and a half hours to

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Speaker 1: their travel time if it meant they could drive and

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Speaker 1: take road trips to their location instead. Wow. Wow, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, it is a more enjoyable experience to drive

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Speaker 1: for a lot of people, because look, I used to

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Speaker 1: take buses. I'm talking about who we were touring. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: like for example, if I was going you know, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all of us lived in Atlanta for a period right,

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Speaker 1: like if I was going to Birmingham to perform, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to get a plane, or if I'm going

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Speaker 1: to a Lando or I'm going South Carolina, I'm going

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Speaker 1: somewhere like that, I'm getting a bus man. Because if

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Speaker 1: you gotta leave in plenty of time, you gotta pack,

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Speaker 1: you gotta get dressed, you gotta get in the car.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get to the airport at least I on

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Speaker 1: a half before, and you gotta sit there and wait.

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Speaker 1: Then you got a board, then you fly. Then when

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Speaker 1: you land, you gotta go to the baggage claim, get

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Speaker 1: your bag. Then you gotta travel to the hotel. But

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Speaker 1: then you could have been where he was calling. That's

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Speaker 1: you need to stop, Steve, because when you get your bag,

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Speaker 1: that's a two hour wait. That's longer than the flight.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm trying to tell your baggage claim. I

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Speaker 1: have stood there. I don't know who working back then.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, but when I saw you don't. Yeah, you're right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: all that time, when you yeah, all that, when you

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Speaker 1: think about it, Yeah, you can get on the road,

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Speaker 1: put your luggage in the trunk and be there and

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Speaker 1: just get to spend time in a couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: Can't spend time more relaxing. Yeah, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: spend no time with nobody. Huh. We took the bus

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Speaker 1: when we went to Albany from Atlanta. Web we had

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Speaker 1: to show down there. Yeah, all it was on there

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Speaker 1: you was, We was having fun? What I thought we was?

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Speaker 1: Maybe just maybe I'm glad to be anyway, he didn't

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Speaker 1: changed again. Then let's go on on college. You ain't

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Speaker 1: been no body on baggage claiming a long time. No,

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Speaker 1: damn wait, your bed come right off the back of

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Speaker 1: your plane. You know what you're talking about? Stood in bags?

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Speaker 1: What's this frustration? Ain't got no frustration? Roll out there,

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Speaker 1: up to his plane, get out, walked up the stet

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Speaker 1: all his plays. Oh, ain't nobody tending to get off

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Speaker 1: the dawn phone or nothing. He talking all the way

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Speaker 1: through the flight taking off. God, ain't no Steve belt

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Speaker 1: on and nothing, just sitting there and sitting there, putting

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Speaker 1: out there. I'm gonna say, what kind of sing all

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Speaker 1: I got na? Look? God is blessed. But once get

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Speaker 1: I ain't mad at it. He ain't mad at sound.

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Speaker 1: He get out of y come he got Yeah. At

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Speaker 1: seventy three percent of Americans, Steve agree with you. They

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Speaker 1: consider road tripping a more pleasant experience than flying. You

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Speaker 1: gotta take your shoes off, you gotta undress. You got it?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, lay on that nicke and just going

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Speaker 1: on through. Coming up some more music and more fun

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Speaker 1: on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready.

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Speaker 1: We consulting an expert because we wanted to know the

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Speaker 1: real deal. Okay, Steve is here of his breakup handbook.

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Speaker 1: All right. These as things that you need to have

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Speaker 1: in mind after the break up. Most most of this

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Speaker 1: is for fellas. That is, because when we take a

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Speaker 1: breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now. These

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Speaker 1: are things from Steve Harvey's break Up Handbook, how to

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Speaker 1: act when you break up? All right? Now? His rule

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Speaker 1: number one, you are allowed only one drunk die You

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Speaker 1: know how you call him up when you drunk? You

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Speaker 1: only get the one. And it sounds like something like this,

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Speaker 1: Hello is me? You know who me is? Don't play

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Speaker 1: with man? You know who? Men? Play with my emotions?

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Speaker 1: Who is me? You know? You know who me is?

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Speaker 1: How many you get one one and get one of

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Speaker 1: them all right. Now, here's the next rule. You are

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Speaker 1: not allowed to roll up on your ex just because

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Speaker 1: you see that car parked outside the club, the restaurant,

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Speaker 1: or church. Don't go down. You can't do that. Sho

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Speaker 1: we broke up. I can't go in there if I

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Speaker 1: see the car. You can know you can't roll up

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Speaker 1: on them. Now. I gotta say you with church later on,

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Speaker 1: but just stay that stay out right, you girl. Can't

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Speaker 1: roll up on them. Oh that she is. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go in now. Yeah, Oh that he is. I'm going

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Speaker 1: in there. You can't do that. Call alleg all right.

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Speaker 1: Next one, y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both

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Speaker 1: parties for at least four months, and take nobody else

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Speaker 1: over there at least. Here's another one. Okay. Texting your

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Speaker 1: favorite song to each other is off liver. You can

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Speaker 1: listen to it, you can cry to it, you're playing

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Speaker 1: over and over, but you can't send it. So I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to move on and I'm killing you. Now. Listen

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Speaker 1: to them all, y'all. Stuff, All possessions is collected at

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Speaker 1: one time, and one time on. Anything that's left behind

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Speaker 1: will be thrown away by both parties, like that. You

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Speaker 1: ain't keep coming over here looking for stuff. You can't

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Speaker 1: keep coming back over here. I gott coming to you

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Speaker 1: in the closet looking for your taink top. Oh he

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Speaker 1: keeping it real. You hit a big one right here.

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Speaker 1: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama's friends,

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Speaker 1: and you can't be friends with mamma. Come home that mama. Yeah, hit,

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Speaker 1: at least that's a good one, Steve. I like he

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Speaker 1: was trying to pick up some greens and you and

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Speaker 1: Hit talking rolling your eyes when I walk into dough. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here's the next one. Yeah, okay, all parties. She find

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Speaker 1: a new church home. Yes, but yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: love all your friends should be divided up equally, except

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Speaker 1: the ones you hate. You can have him. Yeah another

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Speaker 1: no posting of new pictures? Yeah, you know, like her

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Speaker 1: naked or him dressed up like the damn Easter, the

629
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Speaker 1: private What about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this

630
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: one old naked picture? All right? Well, nephew, tell me

631
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: has the prank fall coming up? You're listening, all right, nephew,

632
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: what you got time for the prank? Phone call? Shirley,

633
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 1: It's time to baptize some people. It's called mobile baptismal pool.

634
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: Mobile baptisma. We come to you in ignorant in your

635
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: house and baptize. That's what we do. Hello. Hello, I'm

636
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: trying to reach a mister Wilson. It's just how you doing.

637
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: My name is brother spring Water Man. Listen. We uh

638
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: we we we got paid to actually come by and

639
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: do some services to uh for for you by some

640
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and

641
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh

642
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: some some services. What y'all playing on Clenson Grass which

643
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: I do? What kind of services you had? Actually, sir,

644
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: You've got some friends that have actually spent a great

645
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: amount of money on you. And what we do is

646
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: UM we have a Baptismal on wheels, Servey. And what

647
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: we do is we go and we um we baptize

648
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: people at their home and and Baptismal on Wheels has

649
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: been it's a new UM company, but we've we've baptized

650
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: over a thousand people. Now we have a truck with

651
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: it which actually has a baptismal pool on the back

652
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: of it, and we actually come to your home and

653
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: we will baptize you in your driveway and and make

654
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 1: you hold again. So we hostess here brother water, Brother again.

655
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I fringwater, bro freingwater. What you want to

656
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: come to my house and give me a baptism in

657
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: my front yard? We want to baptize you right there

658
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: in your drive where your friends are paid for the services.

659
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: And my friend what a friend will pay for me

660
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: to get baptized. Man, I've been baptized, are already well

661
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: from my understanding, sir that but then that you you've

662
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: had some some bumps and bruises and and and they

663
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: seem to uh to believe that you need to be

664
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: Washington coming. I mean, that's all good, that's all. That's all.

665
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 1: It's all good. But I mean things are I mean

666
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: think that matter that it made? Man. I mean I've

667
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: been baptized, I go to church. You know, uh, me

668
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we

669
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: all have setbacks. But for you to pull up with

670
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 1: your pool in front of my house to say you've

671
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: been to baptize me, that that doesn't make any sense

672
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: to me. Doc I means, sir, Sometimes when some people

673
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: are not able to go to the house of the

674
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a lot

675
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: more convenient for you, but we can actually need no convenance.

676
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: I don't need no convenience. What I need convenience for

677
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: you asking me to come to my house on a

678
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: Tuesday to baptize me in my driveway? Does that make

679
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: any sense to you? Brother Water? I mean, come on,

680
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: if you really sit back and think about it, does

681
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? Further? First of all,

682
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: so that's that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying

683
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: to what I'm trying to say, the water is holy water,

684
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me. You

685
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in front

686
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: of my house, sir? What is all that? This is?

687
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about that don't

688
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: give what my prayers are telling you. Man and anybody

689
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: which which one of my friends don't recommend you to

690
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 1: come to my damn house. So I'm I'm I need

691
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 1: and i'd let me that you don't even make any

692
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: sense to me. You understand, I'm not I'm not at

693
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: any liberty to tell you who actually is. Uh, I'm

694
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: between the liberties because of my damn house that baptize me,

695
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: But you can't tell me who the hell I'm gonna

696
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 1: see you? But you're not there? What may come all?

697
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: You don't even come on that that makes sense to you? God,

698
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: come on, that doesn't make any no way in the world.

699
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna allow you to come and bring your phone

700
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: in front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm

701
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: asking you ask as you you supposed to be a pastor,

702
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: you supposed to be baptized, And I'm asking you, okay,

703
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: what's a friend of mine? Is tending you that you know,

704
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: letting you know I need to be done? How you'll

705
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: tell you? How that liberty to all I wanted to Basically,

706
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: I've already been paid. I'm coming taking a chance. Now

707
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: I'm baptizing me them back time. I'm going to baptize

708
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I tell you

709
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: was did you come to my house and front of

710
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: my driveway? You better bring the old congregation, you understand.

711
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: You better bring the deacons, the brothers, the sisters and

712
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: and my asses. You think how many you got ties?

713
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: Which this is a problem. This is what your friends

714
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: are talking about. This is why you need to be

715
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood of

716
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: the lamp. This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed.

717
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's wrong with me? Now?

718
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: What's wrong with two is called me a little my ho.

719
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: They're telling me I need to be back in front

720
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: of my house. If I need to be backtimp, don't

721
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: get the only water I go down to the church.

722
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house,

723
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: looking ole churcas. We are your praises and white sheeps

724
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: calling to back athlete. For my understanding, for my understanding,

725
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: for my understanding. Mister Wilson, you've missed two Sundays already

726
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: this month. Sun This so man, I can't go anywhere

727
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: and get the water. I don't need you coming head

728
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: because you tell him I missed two dead Sundays. I'm

729
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 1: gonna miss Sunday two because the funhous ain't coming off, Sir.

730
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.

731
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and

732
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on two.

733
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: Before you will I tell you what you curting my

734
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: aftern o'clock and corn I swell on your lord, I'm

735
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 1: gonna bust you. You understand me. You were not coming

736
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: my house telling me you would have backtip. Now, I

737
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: don't give a dam who paid you. You understand I

738
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: was drying your in awards matters from you, your teachers,

739
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 1: everybody else. We're gonna have a cool prot you that

740
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: you understand. I'm all of this anger and all of this,

741
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: these problems you have within you. We are going to

742
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: burge your body and get it out your system. I

743
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: don't want your pleas to me. I tell you what.

744
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 1: I tell you what a swing water is. That's brother

745
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: rain water. You're gonna get back times so Tuesday morning.

746
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: I don't give a dam who pays you, who called

747
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: you bringing you know I'm gonna I can't kill you.

748
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drying y'all side. I got one more thing

749
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: I want to say to you. When you listening to

750
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: gotta matter, I'm busy. You ain't got to say to me.

751
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: I gotta go. You understand. You ain't got long thing

752
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: I want to say to you? Is you listening to me? Whatnot?

753
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

754
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: You it's got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man,

755
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: let me check y'all something. Man, let me tell you

756
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: something boy, y'all, y'all was by bridle man, I said,

757
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: head man. I was about to act a fool on

758
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: y'all because y'all would have showed him at my crib.

759
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: You're stand me what time? Y'all ain't got just better

760
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:29,760
Speaker 1: to do. Didn't sit around here and just with people

761
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: during their day. Man. I ain't never thought y'all could

762
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: give me with this He who the hell goes around

763
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 1: eaties of people all? That's like middles A will baptized

764
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: people with a pull on the back fifty. I gotta

765
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: ask you something, what is the baddest radio show in

766
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: the land? Man? You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning

767
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: the Show. See, that's how you baptized. Forget going to

768
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: church now exactly when they don't make it to the

769
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: check you know, we bring the baptismal to you right out.

770
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: That's actually a good idea. Yeah, we're driving away man. Yeah,

771
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: we'll baptize you go to work in the morning. Yeah,

772
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: and you get your save on. We get to save

773
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 1: on right there. We cleanse you right there all we

774
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: won't you do it? Will? And will he won't. You're

775
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show right now. It is

776
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: time for the Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships,

777
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, submit your letter

778
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

779
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: We're ready, nephew, buckle up and hold on tight. We

780
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: gotta tell you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject

781
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: I'm in love, but not with my husband. Here's Stephen Shirley.

782
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: I am a thirty year old mother of two and

783
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: I've been married since I was eighteen. Well, recently, I

784
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: met a man online and initiated a conversation with him

785
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: about sports since we like the same teams. I was

786
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: completely attracted to him when I saw him online, and

787
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: we decided we should meet in person. And once we met,

788
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,439
Speaker 1: we started out as friends and we talked to each

789
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: other and saw each other daily. I started to have

790
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: strong feelings for him and it grew into us hugging

791
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: and kissing whenever we were together. Here's the catch. He

792
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: is also married to his high school sweetheart and they

793
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: have four kids. He says he is in love with

794
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: his wife, yet he still finds time to talk to

795
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: me and see me. Whenever he posts pictures on social

796
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: media of him and his wife, I get jealous. I

797
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,240
Speaker 1: see how happy they appear to be. I have tried

798
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: to leave him alone, but it never lasts for long

799
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: because I like him so much. In case you're wondering,

800
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: I cannot stand my husband, but I've been with him

801
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: my whole life, and our marriage is comfortable. Besides, I

802
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 1: have my kids to consider. I know what I'm doing

803
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: is wrong, but now I am head over heels in

804
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: love with this man, and he knows and want to

805
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: let me go, but he's not leaving his wife. What

806
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: should we do? Well, I don't know what we should do,

807
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: but I definitely know what you should do. Okay, Listen,

808
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: this is a go nowhere, hopeless, hot mess of a situation,

809
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: and you know that this needs to end right now today,

810
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: but it probably won't because you are head over heels

811
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: in love with this man, as you say, and he

812
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: has already told you he's not leaving his wife. So

813
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: you know you're in somewhat of a quandary here. Because

814
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: you say you love him, I say, that if you're

815
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:51,280
Speaker 1: unhappy in your marriage, get some therapy, get some marriage counseling,

816
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,399
Speaker 1: talk to your husband. Maybe you guys could try different things,

817
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: get a separation, do something else. But don't just sit

818
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: there and wallow in happiness while seeing someone else on

819
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: the side, you know, behind your husband's back and him

820
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: behind his wife's back. That doesn't help anything. I know

821
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: you you want to what, nephew, are you squirming in

822
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: your seat though? All over it? Anyway? Yeah, he's not leaving,

823
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: So what are you? Guys? You just destined to sneak

824
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: around and see each other that way? Is that what

825
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: you really want? You say you want to stay married

826
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: to your husband for your kids. I mean that's good,

827
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: and that's noble and everything. But you gotta have some

828
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: happiness in this situation too. And if you're not happy,

829
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: if your marriage is not making you happy, you gotta

830
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: do something about that. First of all, I say, get

831
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: some counseling. All right, there you go, Steve, Yeah, yeah,

832
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: that's nice counseling. Oh, any word that right now? We're

833
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: skip over that. This matter don't says nothing by no

834
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: damn counsel This thirty year old mother. Here's the subject

835
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm in love, but not with my husband. Now that's

836
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 1: the only time might hear you say the word love

837
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: in this letter. I got must point this out. Thirty

838
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: ye old mother too be marriage. Since you eighteen, probably

839
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 1: dated the boy. Since before that, you've never had any

840
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: other relationship. You know, met this man online, y'all started

841
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: talking about the sports. Then you saw him. He was

842
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: attracted to him. Y'all decided to meet him person. Once

843
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 1: you met him, y'all started out as friends, and you

844
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 1: talk to each other and saw each other daily. Now

845
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: you got to go out your way to meet somebody daily.

846
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: This ain't a co worker. Hello, this just a dude offline.

847
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: So y'all got to hook up. That takes time. So

848
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: y'all making ways to go see each other. Now both

849
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: of y'all is married. We'll get into that in a minute.

850
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: I started having strong feeling for him, and it grew

851
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: into us hugging and kissing whenever we were together. Hell,

852
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: y'all see y'all out of sports talk. See that old

853
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: that all we like the same team. How much liking

854
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: the same team gonna get you every day? Y'all just

855
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: up talking about this same damn team, About how much.

856
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: Y'all like it? Nah? He looking at your lips, You're

857
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: looking at his lip, y'all putting your tongue in each

858
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: other mouth. Wow, your damn right. Every day sitting up

859
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: talking about the team. Nobody talking about your team every

860
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: damn day. The Browns is much help they need. Damn

861
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: talking about the damn team every day. Here's the catch.

862
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,800
Speaker 1: He is also married to his high school sweetheart and

863
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 1: they have four kids. He says he's in love with

864
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: his wife, yet he still find time to talk to

865
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: me and see me. Okay, listen to me. Now read

866
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: your lying back to yourself. He says he's in love

867
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: with his wife, yet he finds it's times to talk

868
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: to me and see me. He ain't in love with you.

869
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: He ain't in love with you. I'll explain that to

870
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: you in a minute. Whenever he posts pictures on social

871
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: media for him and his wife, I get jealous. That's

872
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 1: his wife, Your jealous fault. Put some pictures to you

873
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: and your kids and your husband on that Smile at it.

874
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: I see how happy they appeared to be. I've tried

875
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: to leave him alone, but it never lasts for long

876
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: because I like him so much. The first of all,

877
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 1: if you think that I'm gonna sit up here and

878
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,439
Speaker 1: believe all y'all doing is hugging and kissing, you're wrong

879
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 1: about that. You're leaving stuff out. This left every day,

880
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: just hugging and kissing every day. And the subject I'm

881
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: in love but not with my husband, Well, what are

882
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 1: you doing to make you be in love? Because it

883
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: show ain't talking about sports, Lebron, Lebron. Most people been

884
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: in love with me. I'm just trying to say it's

885
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: because of what I do home. It ain't the Brown,

886
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: it ain't the cal Yeah, it ain't Houston. All right, listen,

887
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we'll be back at twenty three after you're listening.

888
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: All right, guys, Uh, here we go with Steve. Part

889
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: two responds today Strawberry and it's thirty old mother. And

890
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: that's why I meant this dude on love, so I

891
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: didn't started feeling something for the dude. They meeting every

892
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: day now, hugging and kissing every day, hugging and kissing.

893
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: He married, got folk kids, she married, got two kids.

894
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: He says he in love with his wife, yet he

895
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: still feels time to find time talk to me and

896
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: see me. But I've been understand something about men. Men

897
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: can be in love with somebody else and find time

898
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: to see and talk to you. But notice now, he

899
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: ain't in love with you. He's not gonna leave his wife.

900
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: I've tried to leave him alone, but it never lasts

901
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: long because I liked him so much. What that a

902
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 1: minute ago? You was in love? But I like him

903
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: so much because of what he do. It ain't just

904
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: a hug. And in case you wonder, I cannot stand

905
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: my husband. I know you can't stand your husband because

906
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: you're over here talking sports with this man and talking

907
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: sexiness with the sports. Did you see him dunk that ball? Ball?

908
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: Did you see that ball go through them up right

909
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: right down the middle? What did you see him tackle him?

910
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: Fell all over him, rolled and over and everything I showed,

911
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: like the way the quarterback put his hands up under

912
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: that to get that ball. Wow, we just talking sports now,

913
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: that's why we were just sports talking throwing. D you

914
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: throw that thing to me? Go a long, let's go long.

915
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: We just talk to sports. Now, go long. Who you

916
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 1: need to get a pen? You illegal use your hands here?

917
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: This I can't we fell in love like this. We

918
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: was just talking sports talking been here man, holding here

919
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: my turn. Let me kick the ball. You like wide receiver,

920
00:59:55,440 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: you got soft hand? Who's the tight end? All right, sir?

921
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: You know yeah, we're sports talk right now, sitting up

922
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: in him. Oh you rough in the past. Better quit

923
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: doing that to me, you show better quit doing that

924
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: to you. Well, so now after y'all to talk sports

925
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: and had exactly exactly now, you can't stay in your

926
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: damn hood, been within your whole life, and our marriage

927
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 1: is comfortable. Besides, you got kids. Consider Now here's the

928
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: key to the whole thing, and it's one I'm gonna

929
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: started helping Tommy out. I know what I'm doing is wrong,

930
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: but now I'm head over heels in love with this

931
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: new man. He doesn't want to let me go, but

932
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: he's not leaving my wife. What should we do? We'll

933
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: let me explain them. He doing what he gonna do.

934
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: He ain't got no other plans. You is the other plan. See,

935
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 1: the man is doing what he do now, since both

936
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: of you all are married, and both of you all

937
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: are in a consensual relationship, I'm gonna tell you something

938
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 1: that a young man told me. I never understood this,

939
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: but he used to use this all the time. The

940
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: saying is fair exchange. Ain't no rob see you married,

941
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm married, You got kids, I get kids. You in love,

942
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: I'm in love. You ain't gonna where I ain't gonna.

943
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: But we're getting together to come a problem and solve

944
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: a problem that we both have. A we go now.

945
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:52,320
Speaker 1: Is that right? One hundred percent? No? It is? It

946
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 1: is one hundred percent morally dead wrong. But ain't we

947
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: all singers yes saved? Ain't we all come short? Or

948
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: the mom y? Ain't we come on now from coming

949
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: millilite a shot? Or the glory of God? Ain't we

950
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: guilty of life's less for pleasures? Are? Who in here

951
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 1: ain't been tempted? Who in here? I ain't wanted somebody

952
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 1: that was wasn't yours? Who ain't looked over there and

953
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: wish they was over there? Widowman here ain't had something

954
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: across their mind and wanted it to stay there and

955
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 1: visit for a while. Ain't said something inappropriate to whom

956
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 1: in some way, hoping that it led to something inappropriate.

957
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 1: I want to know who among you ain't took the

958
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: time to say, look a here, what you think? How

959
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 1: you wanted making mine? Give me some I like it,

960
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: like that touch me again? Who baby ass hot? Oh right,

961
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: now come on now can you come back over? Who

962
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 1: in here ain't saying this? All right? You're listening to

963
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 1: see what's something you feel like? You constantly constantly have

964
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 1: to explain to people something that I constantly constantly happen

965
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: to explain to people. You want you want truthful answer, Yes,

966
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: we don't want you to lie. A thing that I'm

967
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 1: trying to get past is my lifestyle. Oh to explaining

968
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 1: explaining that. I can't tell you how many times? Why

969
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 1: y'all do that? You know you could have gayed this

970
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: to this. It's people over here that ain't got nothing,

971
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: and y'all spending this money on that. I spend a

972
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 1: lot of time dealing with that. But you give. Yeah,

973
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You can't give enough

974
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 1: to people, That's true. You can give until you ain't

975
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 1: got no more and then they just move on to

976
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: another glass. But I get yeah, I get tired of

977
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 1: explaining myself. I'm through. I'm through doing that. I'm through

978
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:34,400
Speaker 1: doing it. And you give to us. Ye, people very generous,

979
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: You're very generous, yes, and thank you. But like Bishop

980
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 1: olmatop me for those who love you, no explanation necessary.

981
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 1: For those who hate you, no explanation exceptable. And when

982
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 1: we ask you, Steve, I mean we ask you a

983
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: lot of stuff too, but we work together and we

984
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 1: just want to know exposures everything, you know, the blessings

985
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: come down. Let's slow down. Come on, Carl, like you

986
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: got the question, I do? I do? Okay, So listen

987
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: to this, Steve. You wake up and you see you

988
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: have texts from multiple family and friends. Now, half of

989
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: the messages say go outside, the other half say stay inside.

990
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: What do you do? Half of the messages say stay

991
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 1: inside and the other half say go outside. From family,

992
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 1: stay inside. Yeah, and then from family and friends, you

993
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 1: got a whole bunch of text messages. I'm gonna stay inside.

994
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 1: I can control most of what's happening in mind, go outside,

995
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: opening up yourself to what's in here. Ain't nobody in here.

996
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 1: You can't get in here. I got alarms, I got security.

997
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay in here, all right. I ain't gonna

998
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 1: go out nowhere. That's a good one. Yeah, we're playing,

999
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: asked Steve. Come on, junior, all right, uncle, what is

1000
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 1: the dumbest and I mean the dumbest rule you hadn't

1001
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 1: tune again, Yeah you did, mister change of attitude? What

1002
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: is it? Whatnot killed? What's the dumbest rule you had

1003
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: in school? That's the one elementary? Okay? Two people can't

1004
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: slide down the slide board. That's say, who are you

1005
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: trying to? We can't got but thirty minutes you see that,

1006
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: trying to get as many in. If you left two

1007
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 1: three of us slide at one time, we can probably

1008
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 1: get a couple of slides in, one person at a

1009
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: time and wait till they get to the bottom and

1010
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: clear the ever bro bro Bro, you're listening to Steve

1011
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, let's go. It is time guys

1012
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: for comedy roulette. Love it? I love it comedy Roulette, Jay,

1013
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: let me break it down, Steve, I got to we

1014
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: got new people, Stave. You know his nerves are bad? Yet?

1015
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 1: Will we take five subjects and put them on the wheel?

1016
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 1: We spun the wheel? When stop? We will do the

1017
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: damn thing? All right? Here we go the five categories.

1018
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 1: Number one excuses people use? Who owe you money? All right?

1019
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: Number two? Doctors don't always know what they're talking about.

1020
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 1: Number three, why are you talking? Your team sucks? Okay?

1021
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:41,200
Speaker 1: Number four. Oh, number four, Um, I think I took

1022
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 1: the wrong pill. Okay, and number five, and that's when

1023
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: you realize you were lost. Okay, I spend the wheel cap.

1024
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 1: We'll see where it stopped. Oh, come on, doctors, doctors, doctors.

1025
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: I took the wrong pill. It stopped the number five, guys,

1026
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: And that's when you realized you were lost, Just when

1027
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: you realize you love. Yeah, we got to turn the

1028
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: music down so you can't. You can't, can't nobody concentrate,

1029
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 1: but just loud. Yeah, y'all see me lost. I'll tell

1030
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: you when you know you lost it. Didn't have y'all

1031
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 1: time when you tried and the streets signs go from

1032
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: English to the right, you can't even like you're trying

1033
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: to figure out. I don't even know what is this

1034
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:52,759
Speaker 1: still main. Let me tell you something. When you're riding

1035
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: and you're in the middle of nowhere and you see

1036
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,920
Speaker 1: a sign that say ten miles to juristic Paul Man,

1037
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: your answer, lost man, Jurassic card I should know so

1038
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:15,600
Speaker 1: many When you're driving it and you mutter to yourself

1039
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 1: that ain't damn house. Here's when you know you come.

1040
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: You make a right turn and it's a no exit.

1041
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 1: It's you right in the coach. This is when you

1042
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 1: know you anytime you got to put your car in

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Speaker 1: reverse and look over your shoulder when you ride and

1044
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,200
Speaker 1: you see one store and get out, and it was like, man,

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01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 1: say you got any where you are? That's scarier. You

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01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 1: get out of stop side and you go by the

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01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:18,160
Speaker 1: tree that used to do right. It was a tree

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01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: right right when you're driving and you stopped and the

1049
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 1: guy said, serious, like the last time I told you,

1050
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:32,960
Speaker 1: keep telling you the directions. Direction. It's how you know

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01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:36,920
Speaker 1: you I'm done this quest when you tell you gotta

1052
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,479
Speaker 1: lean out your pass in your window and say, my man,

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01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:49,680
Speaker 1: my man, ain't my man? I got? You know you

1054
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,560
Speaker 1: lost when you sit there and you say, you know what,

1055
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave my car and your uber from here.

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01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 1: I just don't know where I'm going, Because how you

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01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 1: are you lost? If you ever say these three words

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01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 1: right here? Yeah, excuse me, little boy? What they were? Strict?

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01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: Excuse me, little boy? Yeah, excuse me the little boy sir.

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Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve

1061
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to show. Okay,

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01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 1: here we go. While some women may expect men to

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01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:44,519
Speaker 1: show their appreciation and love and grand ways. You know, darlings.

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01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 1: Most women would be happy with just a small gesture

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01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:51,600
Speaker 1: from their man to show how much they care. So

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01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 1: what small gestures are we talking about? You ask? Well

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01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 1: a recent Reddit paul the thread post the questions, and

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01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,280
Speaker 1: some of the gestures include just putting their phone away

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01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:06,680
Speaker 1: during quality time you were triboo, don't be all on

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01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 1: social media? Okay, yeah, right here, I'm all you need baby, Yes, yes,

1071
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 1: focus on me. I'm an influencer. Okay, let me influence you.

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01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:23,640
Speaker 1: It shows you know that they're focusing. Uh. And some

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01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 1: women say they love random little gifts to know that

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01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,200
Speaker 1: you're thinking about them, like flowers, you know, things like that,

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01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:33,479
Speaker 1: we love flowers. Yes, yes, my god, yes yes yes.

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01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 1: Just a hug? How about just a good old hold

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01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 1: me hug? Okay, what do you think, Carla? I love that.

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Speaker 1: I love that was just little gestures. It doesn't always

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01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 1: have to be big, you know. And then I think

1080
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 1: one of the things is just listening. Listening. I know

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01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 1: our husbands, you know, both of our both of us

1082
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,720
Speaker 1: are married, and you know our husbands. They want to

1083
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 1: fix it, you know, they want to fix it. Just listen,

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01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 1: let me bend, let me go off. Yeah yeah, a

1085
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:02,559
Speaker 1: little jest. So they don't want to hear it. They

1086
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,679
Speaker 1: want to get to the solution, right Listen. Make sure

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01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 1: you follow us on social media. I'm on the Gram

1088
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:12,880
Speaker 1: at my Girls Shirley okay, and I'm at lips by

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01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 1: Carla on the Gram and what you guy coming up Shirley.

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Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three

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Speaker 1: minutes after right after this, you're listening to the Steve

1092
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:25,920
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. If you believe this new survey, the

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01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:29,920
Speaker 1: average American traveler hates going to the airport so much

1094
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: that they'd add six and a half hours to their

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01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:36,400
Speaker 1: travel time if it meant they could drive and take

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01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 1: road trips to their location instead. Wow. Wow, Well, you

1097
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: know it is a more enjoyable experience to drive for

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01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:47,759
Speaker 1: a lot of people, because look, I used to take buses.

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01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm talking about who we were touring, Oh okayuses. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like for example, if I was going you know, okay, okay,

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01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: all of us lived in Atlanta for a period, right, Like,

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Speaker 1: if I was going to Birmingham to perform, I'm not

1103
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 1: going to get a plane, or if I'm going to

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01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 1: a Lando or I'm going South Carolina. I'm going somewhere

1105
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:10,880
Speaker 1: like that. I'm getting a bus man, Because if you

1106
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:15,720
Speaker 1: gotta leave in plenty of time, you gotta pack, you

1107
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 1: gotta get dressed, you gotta get in the car, gotta

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01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,759
Speaker 1: get to the airport at least I on the half before,

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01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 1: and you gotta sit there and wait. Then you got

1110
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 1: a board, then you fly. Then when you land, you

1111
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:30,200
Speaker 1: gotta go to the baggage claim, get your bag. Then

1112
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,559
Speaker 1: you gotta travel to the hotel. But then you could

1113
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,519
Speaker 1: have been when you was called. That's you need to stop, Steve,

1114
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:37,719
Speaker 1: because when you get your bag, that's a two hour wait.

1115
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 1: That's longer than the flight. Oh man, I'm trying to

1116
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:44,760
Speaker 1: tell you, oh my car baggage claim, I have stood there.

1117
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 1: I don't know who working back there. Man, I know,

1118
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 1: but when I saw you don't. Yeah, you're right, Steve,

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01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 1: All that time when you yeah, all that when you

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01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 1: think about it, Yeah, you could get on the road,

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01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: put your luggage in the trunk and be there and

1122
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,479
Speaker 1: you just get to spend time in a couple of hours,

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01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,880
Speaker 1: spend time more relaxing. Yeah, I don't want to spend

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01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 1: no time with your hum. We took the bus when

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Speaker 1: we went to Albany from Atlanta. Web we had to

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01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,400
Speaker 1: show down there. Yeah, all it was on there you was.

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01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,720
Speaker 1: We was having fun? What't we? I thought we was

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01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 1: maybe just maybe I'm glad to be anyway, he didn't

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01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 1: changed again. Then let's go on on college. You ain't

1130
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,639
Speaker 1: been no bodamn baggage claiming a long time. No, damn

1131
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 1: your bed. Come right off the back of your plane,

1132
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,920
Speaker 1: so you know what you're talking about. He stood in

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01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:43,960
Speaker 1: no baggage this frustration. Ain't got no frustration. Roll out

1134
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,320
Speaker 1: there up to his plane. Get I walked up and

1135
01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:49,160
Speaker 1: stuff you get all his plane. Oh, ain't nobody tending

1136
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 1: to get off the dawn phone or nothing. He talking

1137
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:55,120
Speaker 1: all the way through the flight taking off. Guy, ain't

1138
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:58,280
Speaker 1: no seat belt on and nothing, just sitting there and

1139
01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: sitting there, putting out there. We're gonna say, can sing

1140
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:05,560
Speaker 1: all I got na look, God is blessed uncle, But

1141
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:12,560
Speaker 1: I ain't mad. He ain't mad. He get out of

1142
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:16,960
Speaker 1: come now he yah. Yeah. At seventy three percent of

1143
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: Americans Steve agree with you. They consider road tripping a

1144
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 1: more pleasant experience than flying. You gotta take your shoes off.

1145
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:28,400
Speaker 1: You gotta undress, you got it, oh my god, and

1146
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 1: just going on. All right, we'll be back with the clothes. Uh,

1147
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 1: today's been a good day. Um, we'll be back to

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Speaker 1: closing our show. Yeah, with Steve's closing remarks coming up

1149
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 1: at forty nine after the hour right after this. You're

1150
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:48,600
Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, here we are at the

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01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:51,720
Speaker 1: last break of the day. Um, Steve, We've had a

1152
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 1: good day, talked about a lot of stuff, and of course,

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01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:58,320
Speaker 1: as usual, it is time for your closing remarks today.

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01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:00,640
Speaker 1: I want to keep it positive, but I want to

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01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 1: keep it encouraging at the same time. And always as usual,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say this before I start. It's

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01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:11,639
Speaker 1: not that I think I know everything, because I don't.

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01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:15,280
Speaker 1: But in my sixty one years I have learned quite

1159
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 1: a bit. I have learned how to come from the

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01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:23,040
Speaker 1: back towards the front. I've learned how to be at

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01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,880
Speaker 1: the bottom and work my way towards the top. I've

1162
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 1: learned how to get over because I've been under I've

1163
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:34,759
Speaker 1: learned how to win because I have lost so many times.

1164
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 1: I've learned how to develop an understand it because I

1165
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:45,040
Speaker 1: have been more than confused before so I have paid

1166
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:48,080
Speaker 1: for these lessons that I've learned, so I'm just sharing

1167
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,599
Speaker 1: and that's all I'm doing. You don't have to take

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01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 1: any of this that I say to harder. You may

1169
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: choose to go another way. But for those that are

1170
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: really open to just hearing some theories of success, that's

1171
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:05,040
Speaker 1: why I decided to start doing closing remarks again to day.

1172
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Speaker 1: Want to talk to you about something that really helps everybody,

1173
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:14,599
Speaker 1: and it's very simple. Get focused. You gotta get focused, folks.

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01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:20,559
Speaker 1: You've got to become what I call laser beam driven.

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01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,640
Speaker 1: You've got to set your goals and visions up, and

1176
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: you've got to put those blinders on that you see

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01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:29,760
Speaker 1: on the horse. See the reason they put the blinders

1178
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: on the horse's so that the horses peripheral vision doesn't

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01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,080
Speaker 1: distract him. If you have up in New York and

1180
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:40,120
Speaker 1: you see those carriages going around Central Park, all those

1181
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:43,639
Speaker 1: horses have on blinders. It's so that they can keep

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01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:48,559
Speaker 1: the attention of the horse straight ahead. Blinders are very good.

1183
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 1: If you want to be successful, you're gonna have to

1184
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:55,559
Speaker 1: put on a pair of blinders that's so your eyes

1185
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:58,120
Speaker 1: when you look left or right, it forces you to

1186
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 1: get them back out front the where you're trying to

1187
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:05,120
Speaker 1: go see because those blinders block out distractions. They block

1188
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:08,679
Speaker 1: out distractions because they know you got to get laser

1189
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:12,000
Speaker 1: being focused. If you want to be successful, you have

1190
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:17,400
Speaker 1: to focus. You have to stop veering off track. You're

1191
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,880
Speaker 1: just making the journey longer. You know, they say the

1192
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,880
Speaker 1: quickest way from point A to B is a straight line.

1193
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 1: Now in life, it doesn't work that way. There's no

1194
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:30,160
Speaker 1: straight lines. But you can avoid some of the detools,

1195
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 1: some of the distractions. But you gotta quit veering off track.

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01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:40,240
Speaker 1: Everybody come to you. You can't participate in everything. Hey man,

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01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,640
Speaker 1: we're going out tonight. Hey man, we're going over here

1198
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:45,080
Speaker 1: this weekend. Hey man, come on man, you ain't got

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01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:47,160
Speaker 1: to study. We're getting ready to do this. Hey man,

1200
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,640
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. We're going a happy hour. Come on, man,

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01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:53,880
Speaker 1: you can't go to everything. Stop veering off track. Next,

1202
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 1: look at it like this. Get your mind made up.

1203
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,840
Speaker 1: Get show mind made up. Of what you want to

1204
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,719
Speaker 1: have in your life, the legacy you want to leave,

1205
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:05,559
Speaker 1: what you want people to think of you as, How

1206
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:07,920
Speaker 1: much money you really want to make? Where are you

1207
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:10,240
Speaker 1: really trying to go? How do you really want to

1208
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:13,280
Speaker 1: be viewed. What do you really want to accomplish? Get

1209
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 1: your mind made up. Here's another way to look at it.

1210
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:22,519
Speaker 1: Make a decision. Stop stop just wandering around. Life is

1211
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:27,200
Speaker 1: a series of decisions. Make one. Just make a decision today.

1212
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:33,240
Speaker 1: Make a decision. In other words, come to a conclusion. Man.

1213
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 1: Just set up and say to yourself, you know what,

1214
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 1: this is the deal for me. This is what works

1215
01:20:38,479 --> 01:20:41,880
Speaker 1: best for me. This is who I really am. Skip

1216
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,800
Speaker 1: the outside interference from your friends and you and your

1217
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:48,160
Speaker 1: relatives of what they think you are to be, and

1218
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:50,840
Speaker 1: do what's really good for you. Don't nobody know what's

1219
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 1: best for you better than you. Come to a conclusion.

1220
01:20:55,200 --> 01:21:01,760
Speaker 1: Make a decision, set a goal, have a vision. Get thirsty.

1221
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:08,880
Speaker 1: Won't something so bad that without it your mouth taste dry.

1222
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:14,439
Speaker 1: You got to get thirsty, man. See, when you're thirsty,

1223
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 1: you got to get that quenched. You have to quench

1224
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:21,840
Speaker 1: your thirst. And that's how you gotta pursue success. You

1225
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:26,439
Speaker 1: gotta pursue success like you're thirsty. You gotta be thirsty, man.

1226
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,760
Speaker 1: You gotta want something so bad that if you don't

1227
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:35,360
Speaker 1: get it, your mouth tastes dry. What are you thirsty for?

1228
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:38,800
Speaker 1: If you ain't thirsty for nothing, You ain't giving it

1229
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:43,160
Speaker 1: all you got. I'm telling you, man, this is how

1230
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 1: I look at it. These are just some triggers that

1231
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:50,519
Speaker 1: I put in my head. Be relentless. You got to

1232
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:55,640
Speaker 1: be relentless about something. Being a relentless person has a

1233
01:21:55,760 --> 01:22:00,000
Speaker 1: carryover effect. And if you get relentless about your dreams

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01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:03,320
Speaker 1: and goals, do you know that makes you relentless about everything.

1235
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:10,280
Speaker 1: If you develop these positive characteristics about being successful, you

1236
01:22:10,439 --> 01:22:13,519
Speaker 1: can get there. You got to get focused. You gotta

1237
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,599
Speaker 1: stop veering off track. You gotta get your mind made up.

1238
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:19,800
Speaker 1: You gotta make a decision. You gotta come to a conclusion.

1239
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:22,719
Speaker 1: You gotta set a goal. You gotta have a vision.

1240
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: You gotta get thirsty. You have to be relentless. If

1241
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:32,479
Speaker 1: you're not, you will ve off track. If you veer

1242
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:35,679
Speaker 1: off track, you will never get to where you're trying

1243
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:39,880
Speaker 1: to go. You got to get focused, y'all. It's as

1244
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:43,280
Speaker 1: simple as that. And if you know how to do it,

1245
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:46,920
Speaker 1: ask God to show you how. That's the other thing.

1246
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,479
Speaker 1: No matter what I tell you, if you include God

1247
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:52,280
Speaker 1: and everything I'm telling you, it becomes a lot simpler.

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