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Speaker 2: That's an art form. Okay, so let's say fashion is

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Speaker 2: There were some things that Blake Lively would pick out

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Speaker 2: But she herself dresses herself and has her own style

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Speaker 2: goes back to what I said a while ago, which

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Speaker 2: Like weekends aren't weekends anymore, Summers aren't summers anymore.

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Speaker 1: Nothing is anything anymore.

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Speaker 2: So while in one direction, people are working from home

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Speaker 2: and it's casual Fridays and it's summer fridays and no

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Speaker 2: work for that's bullshit because there's no just like clean

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Speaker 2: summer memorial data. Labor Day should be for kids to

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Speaker 2: rest their minds, bodies, souls, brains. It should not be

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Speaker 2: to jam in all the other shit. And everybody has

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Speaker 2: to do all this extra credit and show up, Like

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Speaker 2: why should that be that you can't be on the

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Speaker 2: So I think the whole thing needs to be scrapped.

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Speaker 1: I'm so pissed. And everybody's paying for this shit too.

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Speaker 2: You do like a club team and parents are paying

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Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars. How they're affording it, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: because it makes me throw up. Then the uniforms, then

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Speaker 2: all the snacks, then the team. It's all a scam

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Speaker 2: only to say that no parent has had a fucking

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Speaker 2: them up for camp, I gotta go up to visiting day,

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Speaker 2: gotta do pre season, postseason orientation, blah blah blah. It's

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Speaker 2: so annoying. So this summer is completely fucked. This summer

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Speaker 2: is fake news and has been canceled. Suffice it to say,

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Speaker 2: I have been packing for my move to Florida because

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Speaker 2: two days ago I realized, wait a second, I keep

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Speaker 2: thinking it's just July.

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Speaker 1: We've got the whole summer.

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Speaker 2: I've got my white outfits, I've got my events, I've

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Speaker 2: got my red, white and blue for Labor Day, all

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Speaker 2: the things, all the clamming, all the crabbing, all the partying,

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Speaker 2: all the mad talking, fake news. Moving to Florida July

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Speaker 2: twenty eighth, if my child makes the team, get to

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Speaker 2: pay money to fly back to the Hamptons, to have

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Speaker 2: maybe a couple of holiday weekends. So I will be

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Speaker 2: living in a gorgeous place. I am so excited, but

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Speaker 2: there's nothing like a summer. Feeling like summer doesn't matter

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Speaker 2: where you are. The day after Labor Day the Hamptons

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Speaker 2: doesn't feel like summer, and the day before Labor Day

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Speaker 2: Florida it doesn't feel like summer.

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Speaker 1: So it's all upside down. I don't like it one bit.