WEBVTT - Traffic Reporters 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:07.280 Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:09.680 This week on the show, we gather four of the 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:13.960 most famous and popular traffic reporters and gather them around 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:14.760 to talk process. 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:18.480 Traffic reporters have been the number one reason why people 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.960 know there's traffic before Google Maps. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:25.320 Now people don't need them, but that doesn't mean they're 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:26.240 not in the sky. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:30.040 Whether they're just something to cut to to break up 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:33.680 the back and forth between the main guy, and whether 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:37.960 or whether they are providing actual information. We're going to 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.519 get to the bottom of it here today. 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:45.680 So let's check in to see what's bogged up. Let's 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:46.040 listen in. 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:51.839 Well, I'd say, on the way to the studio, I 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:56.280 experienced congestion on the southbound one oh one going from 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:59.480 Alvarado all the way up to Silver Lake Boulevard, clearing 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:01.280 up by the time time I got off on bent 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.319 and Way, but by the time I got here it 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.119 had already dissipated and should be a smooth ride. 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:08.640 As I parked my car. 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.840 I felt that too. You know, a man had run 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.319 on to the southbound one oh one wearing just his 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:17.080 boxer briefs and a can of soda in his hand 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:21.600 completely closed down three to five lanes cleared up about 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:25.400 one ten today, So my journey was still bogged up 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.840 from that, but then sorted out right at the end. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:34.240 Similar thing happened today. Darren Day in Daytona reporting here 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:35.920 live from Florida. I came all the way here from 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.080 Florida today to come in here and come come to 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:39.839 the big Hollywood and talk about things. But I flew 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.600 straight on Delta Airlines, went straight through the flight. 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:46.720 It's no traffic in the sky. It's good. It's good. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.600 Honestly, it's good to be It's good to be flying 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.760 sometimes as a traffic reporter because it's nice not to 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.120 see any traffic up in the sky. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:52.880 Huh. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:02:02.120 I have to disagree. I came from the Onueins and 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:06.200 I was not having a problem with traffic. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.200 It's one of these MPR guys. Oh oh oh, you 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:10.000 take their time. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.160 Sorry. I don't want to get in a fight with 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.359 you guys. But when I'm reporting traffic, I don't understand 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.720 what the rush is. The cars are still. 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:20.400 Oh, I get it. He's an artist. 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:23.600 There's a rush because you need to know which route 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.160 is the best route to take, and if you're going 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:26.959 to be running into traffic. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.400 Quicker I go, the better an ad can fit in. 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:33.280 And the slower I go, the less, Lakshmi saying has 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.680 to speak. She's been on vocal rest for weeks and 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.000 I'm trying to help her out. 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:39.959 It's just getting report. 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.360 It feels like there's a five car pile up in 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:43.480 your vocal cords. 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.200 You're going so slow right now, now. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.560 I'm being razzed. Looks like my attitude is taking a 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.400 U turn and driving right into your own face. 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:52.520 So be careful. 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:56.360 Oh, it seems like a four car pile up and 0:02:56.680 --> 0:03:00.000 terrible accident and all the fallout, and they just exchange 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.280 information all the while you have yet to say a sentence. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.560 That's how it's all out happened. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:09.800 Well, well, it looks like we have sort of a 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:13.840 backup on you guys becoming my friends. Turns out that 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:17.400 it's at a standstill, and I suggest you take a 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:20.000 U turn because you don't want to get caught in 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:23.440 this mess, because I don't think I like you guys. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:25.960 It's looking like rain, So we're gonna move on from 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.480 this bit. Try to wash it down and see if 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.280 we could start from the beginning a new road. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:31.359 A new template. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:34.640 And now that we are a little bogged down, let's 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:40.440 go around and introduce ourselves to this wonderful podcast. Thank 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.680 you for having us. I guess you know box start. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.440 My name is Trey Beans. I worked for k loos 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:52.200 and k r o Q kalos in front of the screen, 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.880 kr OQ behind the microphone. I give traffic reports in 0:03:56.960 --> 0:04:00.280 the morning, in the evenings, and in the night. I 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:03.960 am beloved in LA. For Trey Beans is traffic reports. 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:07.120 And there's a bunch of sound effects that use and 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.080 oh getting a little information. 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.800 You guys are loving this, Okay, thank you. 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.280 I don't like your sound effect for pile up because 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.839 it sounds like a big, wet fark. 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.760 No, I'm really backed up. 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.920 Feels like an insensitive sound to hear if you were 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:25.760 a part of that pile up and loss. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.320 And kind of maybe had a medical disaster. 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:33.440 Car crashes, as we know, have the potential to be fatal, 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.920 and so to hear that squishy fart sound would send 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:37.720 me over the edge. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:41.760 I couldn't imagine losing a limb and then hearing that sound. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.800 I do have to give you credit, though, the sheer 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:47.960 breadth of sound effects you have is absolutely gigantic. 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.320 What kind of soundboard are you using on that thing? 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.600 I've got a ten thousand Q soundboard. Anytime I want 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:55.599 to do a new queue, it's queued up and ready 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:56.080 to go for it. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.400 Tray beans, traffic report what. 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.039 Yeah, yeah, sexual a little bit too. 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:04.560 I don't like that. Unless hates it. Do you press rugs? 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.680 Are you were you with a producer directly or are 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:09.359 you using the buttons just on you? 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:10.880 Because I used to. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:12.800 I used to work with a producer, but now that 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:16.120 the layoffs have started, I now run my own soundboard, 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.920 and sometimes I miss up the queues. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:21.000 I don't like your sound. Cute for a man about 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:22.080 to jump off bridge? 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.880 Uh? Just hear at the two South Freeway heading south 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.160 down there's a man on the overpass, went the one 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.279 thirty four or two the two about to jump off. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:34.280 Oh no, I'm fooling. I'm fooling. 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.880 Oh no, it feels homemade. It feels like you made 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:39.400 it yourself. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:44.799 It's my favorite. 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:51.359 Is your amber alert sound? Amber alert? I'm missing, I 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:57.200 wind up, I'm missing. I love that sound. 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.440 That is a good all right, that is do what 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:03.080 you can do, entertain the people for the traffic, which 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.320 is usually pretty dry people. 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:05.799 Just want the information. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:07.880 I'm interested in what you guys do after you introduce 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:10.680 yourself to lighten up the load and make people on 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.279 their journey to wherever they're going feel like they're in 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:14.240 good hands. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.880 Well go ahead. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:21.080 Well go ahead, go ahead, I will. That is exactly 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.840 something that I am willing to do. 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:23.160 Hi. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:28.200 My name is Denise car I am a traffic reporter 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:35.080 for k CAL nine. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.400 An absolute for the job. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.200 Baby, I have heard all the jokes. I've heard all 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:44.120 the jokes, so you can't get me. I know that 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:47.000 I do a good job. And yes, while my NEPO 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:52.080 does give me insight into this industry, and I come 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.360 in with a pre existing knowledge, that does not. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.200 Dispute the fact that I am good at what I do. 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:57.880 Uh. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.200 I used to be an auctioneer. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:05.159 I used to be selling weird little trinkets to old 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.840 men and I would auction them. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:18.040 Is that I'm missing? That sounds like you've actually found 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:21.120 yourself in dungeon play and came first. The trinkets are 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.400 the old men. U so I look. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:28.200 I maybe perhaps I'm generalizing, but the kind of stuff 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:31.160 that old men wish to buy that they can't find 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:33.680 on eBay is just kind of stuff that I don't 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:37.120 really understand. It's sort of old Civil War coins, or 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:44.040 old watches, or old pirate ship mass headings. It's stuff 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:47.400 like that that simply does not appeal to me. But boy, 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.200 did I know how to auction them off. 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:50.040 Now. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:51.720 I cut my teeth in that for a little bit 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:53.680 before k CAL nine, one of the old men who 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:57.400 works there spotted me while he was trying to buy 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.480 an old Spanish mendallion. 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:04.080 The CA nine guy gotcha nine. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:05.000 One of the old men. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:08.480 As you all know in the industry, they're k CAL 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.520 nine is run by nineteen old men. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:14.240 Ninety men. You catch all of Yeah, they're kind of 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:15.000 a hive mind. 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.920 Head to the golf course in Loca Yata. You should 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:19.200 be able to catch one of them. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:24.640 Should be called k Calvin nineteen. Boom ja booom. 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.560 Cha budoom cha baoom jaw. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:30.480 So then I basically became the traffic reporter go to 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:33.400 guy because I know how to fill time. I could 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:37.080 fill time like nobody's business. And that's what I've done. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:42.000 And on my days off, I am a mother. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.320 You're a guy who's the mother, Denise. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.160 I want to give you a shout out as well, 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:51.560 because Denise people might not know this. Denise holds the 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:55.000 Guinness Book of World Records for speaking the longest without 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:55.920 saying anything. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:03.000 Yeah, I said, it's true. I once I'm on a broadcast. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.720 K CAL nine had me locked on. Both of the 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:10.320 head anchors went down at the same time with a 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:14.080 terrible virus, and they needed me to fill. They just 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:17.760 send me the signal, you know, fill, stretch, stretch, and 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:21.959 I filled for nine hours and fifteen minutes. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:24.120 Were retired, Denise were retired. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:26.000 You know, it comes in peaks and waves. 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.720 I would start to get tired, and then as soon 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:32.120 as my eyes would flutter down, I would jump myself 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.080 awake with a new factoid about my life. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.560 And you know, sometimes I will be honest. 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.599 I had to start getting once I ran out of 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:42.240 stuff to say about the traffic, I had to start 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.560 getting personal. I had to start saying stuff about my 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:48.120 personal life, the troubles I was having in my relationship, 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:51.640 and to be honest, some of it was too much information. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.520 You did say a lot right there and not a lot. 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.600 Yes, felt like we were right there in nine hours. Also, 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.760 crazy news that they would go on for nine hours 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.360 seems like it was running into two and a half 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.880 men today at Kekel nine. Stick around after the traffic 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.720 report for a nice two and a half men and. 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:11.920 A half men. I cannot show. 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.200 I cannot wait to talk about how we now have 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:19.439 to plug products. I thank god Seattle's best coffee sponsors 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:25.640 my traffic report, why we need HI. My name is 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:30.599 Don Gripes, and I work for NPR. 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:34.000 Gripes with the gripe with traffic I have gripes. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:38.720 With it is actually ironic. My last name is gripe 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:44.360 because traffic gives me joy. I am someone who likes traffic. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.640 I like a moment in my day that is not 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:51.680 my fault that I get to relax, I get to stop. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.160 I get to be grateful for the things I have 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:56.960 in my life. I get to be grateful that I'm 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:58.920 not the reason there is traffic. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:00.800 Something I will say about you is you're kind of 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.920 doing an Andy Rooney thing with your traffic reported talking 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:05.720 about the traffic, about how much it brings you joy, 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:07.520 and then bring up something that doesn't bring you joy 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:08.640 and that you're having a gripe with. 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:12.040 Yes, I will say that, and sometimes I will talk 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:17.240 about how there is I was actually speaking the other day. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:21.199 I'm cracking up thinking about this. I was speaking about 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:24.920 how there was an overturned eighteen wheeler on the two 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.959 and traffic was at a standstill for about four and 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.719 a half miles. And you know what else is at 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:36.760 a standstill? My metabolism Right now, if I eat a cupcake, 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.600 you can see that in my thighs for a battle week. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:45.400 It's interesting how our bodies change, and it's interesting how 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:50.680 you have to react quickly with your habits. I recently 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:55.800 found out that my triglycerides were high, and that is 0:11:55.840 --> 0:12:02.320 something I've had to come to terms with and brought 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:08.840 to you by Hostess cupcakes. What's that fite? Gotta be 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:09.599 a hostess? 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:11.160 Wow, that's really good work. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:13.400 That's really gotta be a host Do. 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:14.840 You read copy for the ads? 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:18.240 Are you just going off the cup I will not 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:23.400 read copy. I read the highway I first of all. 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.240 And because we're in PR, there have been budget cuts. 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:29.000 I am the only one here who actually has to 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:32.400 fly the helicopter that's been reporting out of It is 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:35.040 overwhelming and stressful sometimes to do both. 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:37.679 I got a lot of things going on, But that's 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.360 n PR for you. I mean that is NPR. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.720 Oh boy, oh boy, I know a thing or two 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:46.480 about that, and that it's the radio. Hello, I'm Lauderdale, Canada. 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:49.800 I am here reporting live from the helicopter. 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:50.560 What can I say? 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:53.800 I'm a lesbian who loves helicopters. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.559 That's definitely something you could say. 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:01.040 What else could you? 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:04.320 Man who loves helicopters. I'm always leaping with a helicopter, 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.440 fly flyer or somebody like that. I love them. I 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:10.000 love being in a helicopter. That makes something about it 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:15.240 makes me so happy. I run the fan duel traffic reports. 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:18.680 Yes, now, you can bet on the traffic. 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.120 You can bet on the traffic, that's for sure. You 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:24.200 can bet if in Daytona it may rain. We gotta 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:26.000 pile up on four oh five? Can I get five 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:26.960 dollars five. 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:28.680 Dale? 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:33.319 Every state has its own four oh five as we go. 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.760 Now, you're the only traffic reporter here here who is 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.160 also a bookie, which I think is very cool. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:43.280 Yeah, and you're you're you are live within the broadcast 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.679 telling people to who owe you money that they need 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:47.400 to cough up. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:50.880 Oh yeah, come on now, listen, we got we got 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.200 pile up on the pH and I'm looking for money 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.600 from at frog Store two nine. I'm looking for two 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:57.720 thousand dollars. You owe me two thousand dollars from the 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.480 Rams game. We have a pile up here northound side, 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.320 would pile up on the northbound side. And I'm looking 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.360 for a bunch of women who owe me money. And 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:08.400 that's because of something else. 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:08.880 Ah. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:12.760 I have a cousin in Miami who told me that 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:16.240 they have a neighbor that owed you some money. 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:21.200 You have a cousin who has a neighbor, yeah, in Miami. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.840 Well, and this is traffic report stuff. So I said, 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.640 you must get a kick out of this. His neighbor 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:30.080 owed you money. And my cousin could hear your trapper 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:31.880 above his house for about a week. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:35.000 Oh man, we do spun stuff like that. Yeah, you 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:36.480 chase people down with your helicopter. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:36.760 We go. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:38.880 We are above your house because we're not. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:41.680 We're here for the money. 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:46.040 We're here for the money, you slime bags, skunk, We're 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:51.080 here for the fucking money. And if you don't and 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.960 there's no traffic here on your twenty fourth street, but 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.080 we're up above causing traffic because you owe me fucking 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:58.120 five hundred dollars. 0:14:58.280 --> 0:14:59.920 Skag. Scuck must be. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.760 He's so scary to have the helicopter wearing so loud 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:04.640 above your home. 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.440 We let you owe that copter money, and god forbid 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:09.320 you have a satellite. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:12.600 We will take that shit down. We will take that 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:16.600 shit down. Satellite dishes, Oh yeah, dishes, People still have those. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.480 Yeah, I guess you can't land on a satellite dish, 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:20.080 that's true. 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:24.320 No, but we'll take it down. We're ripping people's satellite 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:29.760 dishes off. Listen, I'm dating so many different helicopter flyers copters. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:34.440 Pilot island is the word I was looking for. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.040 And there was a short flyer is a thing a 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:37.760 four year old. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.040 Sorry, there was a little bit of a brain fart 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:41.120 on the south bound. 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:45.840 Of my brain in an accident Amber alert. There's an 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:47.920 old woman missing. I'm missing. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.680 Oh sorry, I don't mean to interrupt him. Just getting report. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.760 One thirty four east bound has closed down. A dog 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.680 has gotten into a car, driven it backwards under the freeway, 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:03.680 injuring multiple cars, injuring the car. 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:07.360 I am seeing that the dog has slammed its way 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:11.240 into multiple cyber trucks and now is doing a spin 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.000 out in the freeway. 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:16.800 Looks like a postmate's coco has run into that car 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:20.880 that was injured, and now the coco is flying through 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:21.240 the air. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:22.040 This justin. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.520 A cat on a motorcycle has come after the dog 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:27.600 in a car. It looks like there might be some 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:31.240 all out street brawl reports coming soon. 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:35.600 Yes, just big Peacock has entered the fray and it 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:39.160 seems like he's aligning himself with the dog. Now should 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:42.240 we see who aligns himself with the cat. We'll figure 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:42.720 that out. 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:47.480 Peacock Ponies. All episodes out now on. 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:55.360 Peacock Ponies out now on Peacock Haylee Richardson, you owe 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:58.680 me five grand Wow. 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:01.320 That was fun. That was It was fun. That was fun. 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:05.879 Oil Dynasty Timebriter Studio. It's for Lauderville, Canada. 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:10.800 It is Denise Car and it's tray Beans. 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:16.560 It's good to be around. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:17.080 I can't do this. 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:18.440 I can't do this when I go out to lunch 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:19.160 or when I go out to dinner. 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:24.040 When I my voice, they yeah, I h They put 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.200 an embargo on me speaking at all family events. 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.760 I like doing speeches and it's and it always just 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:32.160 takes the air out of the room. My daughter graduated 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:33.920 from high school and I said Can I do a speech? 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:46.400 Can I do a speech? How did the administration respond? 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:53.280 I to do it live from a copter above? Sure, 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:55.399 because I wanted to. I didn't feel right to do it. Standing. 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:57.200 Can you guys speak? Do public speaking? 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.960 Tough for me to not start commenting on how the 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:02.639 flow of the event is going. 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.600 I tried to do that when I renewed my vows 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:09.920 and it was so it's it's difficult to focus. 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:12.320 You can't turn this part of your brain off. 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:15.560 I hate to say this, but I ruined my mother's funeral. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:23.560 No I did. I said, Oh, traffic, the coffee traffic. 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:25.080 Is backed up all the way down the aisle. My 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:29.280 mother's couldaver is at the forefront of it, at a 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:32.520 complete standstill. Hard just call your mother's body of cadaver. 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:34.080 But that's how you agreeth. 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:41.320 Car pile up it my mother's could ever. 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.000 My oldest daughter is getting married. 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.920 There's a big pile up of bridesmaids in ugly pink 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:49.240 at the in the middle of the aisle. 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.920 I must say too, it must be difficult for all 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:55.240 of us to go into a grocery store, considering there's 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:59.200 a microphone just over and start. 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:03.800 Recording there is a two person pile up, a news 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:05.800 that a two year old without a diaper has been 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:10.280 running around the cereal section knocking over cereal. I'd avoid 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:12.639 that aisle if you can for the next twenty minutes 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:14.480 as people clear it up. 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:16.560 Looks like we have a three person line at the 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:19.240 balloon station because it looks like it's Father's day. 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:23.480 Dad's a grad. That's a grad. Yeah, dad's grads. Three 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:25.000 people on the balloon Stah. 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:33.000 Looks like there's a little bit of a backup near 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:34.280 the deli section there. 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:35.360 I've gotten a little confused. 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:37.560 An old woman has lost her number, and now she 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:40.720 is begging people to skip the line because she has 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:41.840 a luncheon to get through. 0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:43.320 The amount of times my daughter wants to go to 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:44.679 In and Out and I go, don't get me in 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:46.600 that driveway because I am going to. 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:48.719 About it. 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:52.240 A pile after pile up after pile up after pile up. 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:55.520 It is ten car pile up at the Burger place 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.280 and we are never getting out of here. 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:02.000 It's been an animal st flood in the parking lot 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:05.399 of In and Out. Boy has dropped his animal style 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:08.000 fries all over the front seat of a car. A 0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:10.720 mid reverse so they have blocked off most of the 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:11.280 parking lot. 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:13.160 I would not go there for a lunch. I would 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:14.800 like to ask a question, now. 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:21.680 Yeah, do you guys get respect from the other reporters 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:26.359 at your workplace? Do they see your job as one 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:29.560 that is of note? Have you gotten problems? 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:32.400 I've never looked a weatherman in the eye. I don't 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:34.720 trust him as far as I could throw them. I 0:20:34.760 --> 0:20:37.280