Speaker 1: Second date up date? Are you guys up to mission impossible?
Speaker 1: With me and a listener? Today?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I know, I'm into it. What are you
Speaker 2: gonna do? Are you gonna hang from a ceiling? Or
Speaker 2: are you gonna jump out of a play?
Speaker 1: Her name is Sasha, and if this call doesn't go well,
Speaker 1: we might have to wear dark outfits and black hats. Yes, Brook,
Speaker 1: do you have any peanut butter you want to smear
Speaker 1: all over your face?
Speaker 2: I also I probably have some on my face for
Speaker 2: my breakfast. Still this morning, I usually do a peanut
Speaker 2: butter and still because.
Speaker 1: We do, we might need a camo and go covert here.
Speaker 1: But yes, because we could be on a reconnaissance mission today.
Speaker 1: That all started with the first date, which ended up
Speaker 1: at a guy's place the girl. So we're gonna find out. First.
Speaker 1: Let's welcome Sasha to the show. Sasha, how you doing?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 4: I'm better now that I'm talking to somebody about this.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 3: I imagine you were like hiding somewhere in his house
Speaker 3: like I need you, I have skip you ready, let's go.
Speaker 1: We're ready for action. So start at the beginning. Sasha,
Speaker 1: tell us what happened with this guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, I met this guy named Marcus online.
Speaker 5: Okay, and aside from like me and super attractive, like
Speaker 5: Paul and like Caulled all the stuff, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm really into tennis and he's really into tennis. So
Speaker 5: that was the one thing that I was like, Okay,
Speaker 5: So we started talking or whatever, and he was like
Speaker 5: thinking of stuff that.
Speaker 4: Was kind of out the box. And so there was
Speaker 4: like a local festival. I don't know how. I'm sure
Speaker 4: you'll heard of the dinal drunk Fest, right what drunk fest?
Speaker 2: I want to go? Do you get drunk and roar
Speaker 2: like a secator?
Speaker 4: You get drunk? But I'm like the drunk fest, but
Speaker 4: it's the drink fest where you get drunk.
Speaker 6: You feel me?
Speaker 4: You got it?
Speaker 1: Have you this morning? Because I know how I'm following.
Speaker 2: Where are the dinosaurs come into play?
Speaker 4: I'm a little hungover. I can't even lie a little
Speaker 4: hungover because I did. I did go out last night.
Speaker 5: Anyway, It's like this festival where everybody wears like these
Speaker 5: inflatable t Rex costume.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I thought it was a little weird, but
Speaker 4: I was just like, you know what, I really attracted
Speaker 4: to him and let's do something.
Speaker 3: But he's still attracted to a guy who shows up
Speaker 3: to your dating an inflatable t Rex costume.
Speaker 7: Fun.
Speaker 1: She's also supposed to be in the t Rex costume too, so.
Speaker 2: It's could you share one?
Speaker 1: So it's like you're hanging out still that idea. This
Speaker 1: is some hot Jurassic action that we're about to get into.
Speaker 1: So how did it go?
Speaker 4: So we're going drinking in the outfits and then like
Speaker 4: for some reason they had a rock wall. Now imagine
Speaker 4: like the whole costume is classic and you have like
Speaker 4: we're kind of like climb a wall like falling.
Speaker 2: It was any land.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends on how much you've drunk too.
Speaker 2: Did you do the rock waller? Is this just something?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: He did?
Speaker 8: He did?
Speaker 4: Okay, And I was by you know what, I've had
Speaker 4: enough of dinal world.
Speaker 8: Like now let's go. But good for you. You went
Speaker 8: on your comfort zone for a whole.
Speaker 2: Hour, hour and a half and it sounds like you
Speaker 2: had fun and you had.
Speaker 8: A good time.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I had a good time, but
Speaker 4: I did it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Still proud of you, and you still liked him because
Speaker 3: you guys left together.
Speaker 4: Okay, he was like, well, do you want to go
Speaker 4: back to my place? And I'm like yeah. Then he
Speaker 4: mentioned like having some more drinks and movie like I
Speaker 4: needed more to drink, but whatever, how I won't.
Speaker 8: Let's just get out of here and like go get
Speaker 8: drunk at your house. Usually that's like.
Speaker 3: The decisions like this is why the dinosaurs don't roll
Speaker 3: in the earth.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's how you end up back at Marcus's Apartay, yes, okay.
Speaker 4: So we go back, We're chilling more drinks, end up
Speaker 4: watching movie t Like. Eventually after a while, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I didn't realize. It was like three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4: I get up at six to go to work.
Speaker 3: Day sleep at that point, No, you're not sober at
Speaker 3: work the next day, I can tell you.
Speaker 1: That, So what do you do?
Speaker 4: So I ordered uber, I rushed out. So then the
Speaker 4: next day get to work realize, oh my god, I
Speaker 4: left my earrings and they were like not just some
Speaker 4: ordinary earrings, they're like my diamond stud earring.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 8: I mean you were on a date, so you probably
Speaker 8: wore the good stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even have any good stuff,
Speaker 2: so good for you.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I reached out to him and like no reply.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's the worst two because you leave it
Speaker 3: actually on accident and everyone assumes you're doing it so
Speaker 3: that the guy calls.
Speaker 2: You again and you're like, no, honestly.
Speaker 8: She made honestly told his friends like, guys, she purposely
Speaker 8: left her stuff here, red flagged. They're all probably telling him, dude,
Speaker 8: that's not a.
Speaker 2: Good you guys talk to their friends about that.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, absolutely no. It's more like, dude, she took
Speaker 8: my hoodie. This is working.
Speaker 1: Well, so where are you at with Marcus? Now?
Speaker 4: Well, after a while I was like, okay, no, lood
Speaker 4: are my earrings I need? Though? So he didn't. He
Speaker 4: never replied back, and I just went back to his
Speaker 4: house and I rang the doorbell and like, and what
Speaker 4: I ring the doorbell as somebody else can the door girl?
Speaker 4: It was a guy, all right, And I was like
Speaker 4: because no one was there the night before and he
Speaker 4: never said any thinking about a roommate, and I said, hey,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm looking for Marcus. I was here last night.
Speaker 4: I left my earrings and he hadn't take me back.
Speaker 4: And they were like, I don't know what you talk about?
Speaker 2: Market What were they're playing? Dumb? Was it a joke?
Speaker 4: I mean, if they were playing dumb, they were a
Speaker 4: really good actor, because he was just like, I don't
Speaker 4: know what you talk about.
Speaker 1: Well, you had been drinking for like many many hours
Speaker 1: in a dinosaur costume and after that too.
Speaker 2: So what are you thinking? Like wrong door? Is that
Speaker 2: what you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably wrong with But so okay, now we're going
Speaker 1: to call Marcus for you and try and help you
Speaker 1: get your earrings back. Do you want to date too?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm open to it. I just kind of
Speaker 4: really want to know why did he like hurt me
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 2: Like why does no one else want to know who
Speaker 2: the random guy in his house was?
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that wasn't.
Speaker 8: I think we all assume it's the wrong house, right,
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of questions to ask this guy.
Speaker 1: Once we get him on the phone, we're gonna come
Speaker 1: back and try and get you your second date update
Speaker 1: right after this second date update. If you're just joining
Speaker 1: us for the second date update, we have two objectives today.
Speaker 1: The main objective recovering some precious belongings. We're putting love
Speaker 1: on the back seat just for the beginning, because we
Speaker 1: need to help Sasha get her ear rings back.
Speaker 3: Her diamonds more than just ear rings, Seriously, I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: But she left them at a guy named Marcus's apartment
Speaker 1: after they hung out all night, And the weird part
Speaker 1: was she texted him to get them back. He didn't
Speaker 1: respond to her. So she actually physically went to his
Speaker 1: place the next day and a different guy answered his
Speaker 1: door and said, I don't know, Marcus. Marcus doesn't live here.
Speaker 2: Do you think he moved moved down in the middle
Speaker 2: of the night.
Speaker 1: Is it possible you scared him completely out of his
Speaker 1: own building? Sasha, I doubt that.
Speaker 4: Like, we had a really good night, and I don't
Speaker 4: know why he wouldn't like take me back. I'm like,
Speaker 4: did he sell them? Like, I don't know.
Speaker 8: It's weird the guys like I have no idea what
Speaker 8: you're talking about, too.
Speaker 1: She had said she was drinking a lot, so we
Speaker 1: don't even know if it was the right place that
Speaker 1: she went back to a lot of things to answer,
Speaker 1: So let's just call Marcus if this actually is Marcus's number,
Speaker 1: and see what he has to say. But here we go, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're looking for Marcus. We're a radio show. We're called
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Pretty fun, good morning.
Speaker 1: You could tell by the tone of my co host
Speaker 1: voice how fun we are.
Speaker 7: The one.
Speaker 1: What's up market?
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. I did sound like you or
Speaker 2: when I said that. Yeah, okay, Marcus are you there?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Good morning everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry to like barge in on your life like this,
Speaker 1: but we're doing something called the Second Date Update, and
Speaker 1: we're trying to.
Speaker 7: Help I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We're doing the station is
Speaker 7: this We're.
Speaker 1: Called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're trying
Speaker 1: to help out. One of our listeners named Sasha, that
Speaker 1: you actually went on a date.
Speaker 2: With Yeah, drinking with Dino's.
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, that was crazy, crazy crazy.
Speaker 8: We heard it was kind of a crazy night.
Speaker 3: Well, we also heard you went up a rock wall
Speaker 3: in a t Reps costume, so I think crazy suits the.
Speaker 7: Event, Yeah, I was, I was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we heard, we heard there was some positives and
Speaker 1: some also negatives from the date. Because Sasha said that
Speaker 1: she left her ear rings at your apartment and texted
Speaker 1: you about it and you never responded.
Speaker 6: She tried to pull on those Cinderella acts on me.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it was not a move. It
Speaker 3: was not like a ploy to get you to call
Speaker 3: her back. She honestly forgot them.
Speaker 1: But what did you what did you call it a
Speaker 1: Cinderella act?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I'm sorry? Were you there?
Speaker 2: But I talked to her.
Speaker 3: I talked to her, and I can tell that, Like, Okay, listen,
Speaker 3: if if a woman leaves something at your house and
Speaker 3: it's all an act, it's not going.
Speaker 2: To be her diamond earrings.
Speaker 3: Okay, aint it's something that she could totally toss.
Speaker 1: Don't the real diamonds.
Speaker 7: Exactly?
Speaker 6: Wait, I don't have a diamond I don't have a
Speaker 6: diamond detective. I don't know if their real diamonds.
Speaker 7: That not.
Speaker 6: Nevertheless, I know she left them intentionally.
Speaker 7: At my house. I know this.
Speaker 2: Why why would you know that?
Speaker 1: Do you know that?
Speaker 7: How do I know this? I can tell like it
Speaker 7: happened to me before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's happened to.
Speaker 1: All of us dudes.
Speaker 8: But imagine if it really is an accident.
Speaker 6: Bro, Listen, she can have an ear rings back. I
Speaker 6: don't want them, what the heck I need them for?
Speaker 2: Then why aren't you texting her bag?
Speaker 6: The reason why I haven't touched it back because I
Speaker 6: don't want her to showing up at my house that
Speaker 6: she did the other day.
Speaker 1: We okay, she told us that she actually went back
Speaker 1: to get the earrings that but somebody else answered the
Speaker 1: door that you didn't live there, not.
Speaker 7: Even know you exactly.
Speaker 6: That's my little younger brother.
Speaker 7: I gave him instructions, well what to say, what to
Speaker 7: do when I'm.
Speaker 2: Not Now, just give her the earring.
Speaker 6: Yes, true, Listen, she just popped over my house on
Speaker 6: some shady like she It was just listen, you didn't
Speaker 6: even get to text messages.
Speaker 1: You know that she's doing it on purpose, just to
Speaker 1: try and like get back into your life and trying
Speaker 1: to get another date with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yes, and she would have gotten another date if she
Speaker 6: did not pull this stunt.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not a stunt anybody.
Speaker 1: We don't look, We don't really know what the intentions
Speaker 1: were behind it. The only thing we can do at
Speaker 1: this point is bring Sasha on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's not a great book, but
Speaker 1: the truth is she's been secretly listening on the other
Speaker 1: line waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2: You gotta use the word secret.
Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't open, So what else do you call
Speaker 1: it Sasha.
Speaker 4: Are you there, hey, Marcus?
Speaker 6: Oh man, what are you pulling this now?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Do you know I would I really appreciate it if
Speaker 4: you didn't have your little brother answer the door, and
Speaker 4: if you could have come to the door and give
Speaker 4: him my earrings yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, I think he would have appreciated if you had
Speaker 1: warned him that you were going to show up to
Speaker 1: his apartment. I invited.
Speaker 2: You know what, You're bad. He's gonna warn him. But
Speaker 2: there's no response.
Speaker 1: Clearly Marcus was scared of her.
Speaker 3: Oh god, this is so hut out with her until
Speaker 3: three in the morning.
Speaker 2: You weren't that scared, Marcus.
Speaker 4: Come on the whole time, so were you.
Speaker 1: You're the one that fell off the rock wall. Marcus.
Speaker 4: Okay, Adinal drink fest is where you take me on
Speaker 4: a first date. You have the nervous right now?
Speaker 7: My ears back, I got you.
Speaker 6: I will give you your ear rings back.
Speaker 7: What I'll send it to you.
Speaker 6: I need an address to send these earrings to.
Speaker 2: You tried to show up at her house, Marcus.
Speaker 7: I'm not trying to show up house. No, I'm not
Speaker 7: trying to show up the house either.
Speaker 1: Before we started like exchanging addresses with each other, Sasha,
Speaker 1: Marcus is accusing you of leaving the ear rings there
Speaker 1: on purpose, trying to Cinderella him to meet like, trying
Speaker 1: to make sure you meet up with him.
Speaker 4: Against right, that's shady. That's not what happens.
Speaker 5: You're saying, No, no, I didn't leave on purpose, But
Speaker 5: I have done that before, like five of the time.
Speaker 2: Marcus, you weren't even worth but you don't.
Speaker 4: Earrings that night?
Speaker 1: So okay, can you see like her perspective? I mean
Speaker 1: it sounds like, Marcus, maybe you have a little bit
Speaker 1: of bad experiences in the I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna say, I'm gonna say trust issues.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, sure, listen.
Speaker 6: She just admitted that she left the ear rings at
Speaker 6: other places, like at least five different times.
Speaker 2: Marcus, don't be so righteous.
Speaker 3: All right, you've done shady stuff before too, we all have.
Speaker 6: She's gonna leave her ear rings and you know she's
Speaker 6: gonna leave her children.
Speaker 2: How do we make that jump?
Speaker 7: Honestly, your girl did that to me before she left
Speaker 7: the kids here. Wait, really, guys, we did it because
Speaker 7: she wanted to come back the next day to see me,
Speaker 7: because not to see her children, to see Marcus.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty genius move.
Speaker 1: There's no children here, all right, Well, Marcus, you clearly
Speaker 1: got a little bit of PSD from your past experiences
Speaker 1: with women.
Speaker 2: So to those children, it sounds.
Speaker 1: Like Sasha did not do this on purpose, and you
Speaker 1: yourself said that you would have gone out with her
Speaker 1: had it not been for the text and the showing
Speaker 1: up to the apartment craziness. So what we would like
Speaker 1: to do before we start exchanging addresses is offered to
Speaker 1: send you guys out on a date that we would
Speaker 1: pay for, and then you can bring the ear rings
Speaker 1: and give them back to her in.
Speaker 2: Person, and we're paying for it, clean.
Speaker 1: Slate, no dino outfits or I think.
Speaker 2: For you too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, chaperone.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I think she said no, Well.
Speaker 1: Your little brother can come along.
Speaker 4: I don't want a second date with him. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I just want my ear ring.
Speaker 2: Okay, you please give her her earrings.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're gonna have to show up to
Speaker 2: his house and get them.
Speaker 6: She can have them.
Speaker 7: They're not even real diamonds.
Speaker 2: That was below the belt market.
Speaker 1: Okay. We will pay to have them diamond tested for
Speaker 1: validity and then we'll send them back over to Sasha's place.
Speaker 7: And maybe that could be our date. We all get
Speaker 7: together and we can check the se.
Speaker 4: I won't even waste my time with that. You guys,
Speaker 4: can't you get the ear rings to be directly because
Speaker 4: I don't want to see don O Bro anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Well, no love connection, but at least sounds
Speaker 1: like we recovered the jewelry that she wanted.
Speaker 2: We're almost like a pawn shop at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeffrey in the morning, Well, we just heard our
Speaker 1: own weird second date version of Cinderella there, but instead
Speaker 1: of a glass slipper, they were diamond earrings.
Speaker 2: Okay, she did not do it on prefer neither did Cinderella.
Speaker 1: And instead of ugly stepsisters, it was Marcus's ugly little brother.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I don't know, I don't I don't know
Speaker 9: if he was ugly, but he was willing to lie
Speaker 9: to Sasha and tell her Marcus didn't live there, and
Speaker 9: lies make you ugly on the inside.
Speaker 2: Man, that's just a loyal little brother move, jeff.
Speaker 8: You know, little mice and birds like knitting in the
Speaker 8: middle of this second.
Speaker 1: Dam Yeah, it wasn't quite as romantic as the fairy
Speaker 1: tales ever, were.
Speaker 2: I just want to call that lady who left her
Speaker 2: kids still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the craziest part of the story. You
Speaker 1: want to know how it works, don't you, so that
Speaker 1: you can drive us out on somebody. But look, just
Speaker 1: for the record, we are getting Sasha her earrings back
Speaker 1: to her, so that's been handled. No second date will
Speaker 1: be happening, though, but we can make it happen for you.
Speaker 1: Maybe make your fairy tale come true. Go email the show.
Speaker 1: We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. And
Speaker 1: check out our podcast. Listen to all our second dates
Speaker 1: wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey