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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment who's trying to get a piece

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Speaker 1: of that hair growth money and found a niche.

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Speaker 2: No one's doing nose hair transplants.

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Speaker 1: His slogan, if your nostrils bear, put some hair up there.

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Speaker 2: Soon you'll be sporting a flowing Maine thanks.

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Speaker 1: To Laser Story, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other smell junkies just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of New Mexico. LaVita

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Speaker 1: Mitchell isn't just a high school teacher. She's a really

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Speaker 1: cool high school teacher is in a lot of trouble

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Speaker 1: after she let her students duel with real swords.

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Speaker 2: Way yeah, not too long ago.

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Speaker 1: She brought in Japanese katana style swords to class, and

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Speaker 1: then she had the students rearranged their desks to form

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Speaker 1: a ring in the center of the room. Oh, these

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Speaker 1: are always those things where there's so many steps where

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Speaker 1: you could.

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Speaker 2: Have said someone could have been. This isn't a good idea.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna keep going with this.

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Speaker 1: A pair of kids were then allowed to square off

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Speaker 1: with the swords with not a lot of rules right dar.

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Speaker 1: In fact, not too long after they started, one of

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Speaker 1: the girls dueling was struck across her right forearm, wrist,

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Speaker 1: and hand and blood gushed everywhere. Hurt.

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Speaker 2: Did you do like fake swords? There's so many different options.

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Speaker 2: Then what's the consequence? Then, yeah, there has to be

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Speaker 2: some stakes.

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Speaker 1: Missus Mitchell reportedly screamed, I'm in trouble and order the

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Speaker 1: students to delete any videos they had immediately while the.

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Speaker 2: While the girls were sitting there bleeding. That's why she's.

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Speaker 1: Worried about the priorities broke and things got worse when

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Speaker 1: she didn't immediately call nine one one. Instead, she sent

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Speaker 1: her down the hall to the school nurse.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they always fixed everything.

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Speaker 1: And thirty minutes later the student was taken to the

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Speaker 1: emergency room. Oh man going to make national news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like, anything we can do with the hospital, better.

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Speaker 1: Cancel that western duel we had with the pistols.

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Speaker 2: For later in the day.

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Speaker 1: If you're wondering how swords fit into a chemistry.

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Speaker 2: Class, it's a great question.

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Speaker 1: The assistant principle described the incident as a quote lesson

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Speaker 1: on metal and melding. When the student accidentally cut the

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Speaker 1: other student with it. A teacher, missus Mitchell, was fired

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Speaker 1: and not surprisingly, there is a pending lawsuit. Dany chemistry

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Speaker 1: class is already the most dangerous.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine this next lea?

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Speaker 1: The story is out of Port Saint Lucy, Florida. Forty

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Speaker 1: one year old Duke Tacker was at a strip club last.

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Speaker 2: Weekend of course, Duke Tacker was the strip club was

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Speaker 2: called body talk, oh piece of my body.

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Speaker 1: Even though he was enjoying himself, he wasn't tipping the strippers,

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Speaker 1: so they confronted him about it.

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Speaker 2: Do you go as a group of strippers together to

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Speaker 2: talk about.

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Speaker 1: Stripper?

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Speaker 2: I don't knows.

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Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, he was bragging about how much

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Speaker 1: money he makes.

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Speaker 2: He didn't want to tip.

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Speaker 1: He told them that there weren't any signs up, stating

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Speaker 1: that it was mandatory. Come on, one of the women

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Speaker 1: who works there picked up a stack of cash and

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Speaker 1: slapped him upside the.

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Speaker 2: Head with better than a stiletto. He looked out.

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Speaker 1: That's that stripper was twenty eight year old Victoria Jones,

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Speaker 1: And after that happened, the guy called the cops on her.

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Speaker 2: There is no way the cops are going to side

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Speaker 1: Well, police interviewed Victoria, and she said Duke had been

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Speaker 1: insulting the strippers and claimed that she just tossed the

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Speaker 1: cash at him in.

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Speaker 2: A non aggressive manner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, but showed her hitting him with the

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Speaker 1: cash while also striking him with an open hand.

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Speaker 2: Actually, so she.

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Speaker 1: Is now facing charges for misdemeanor battery battery with stripper.

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Speaker 2: Catch someones car, let's cover her bail.

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Speaker 1: Careful because you might get called for assault for throwing

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Speaker 1: the ones at that quarters.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, this next laser stories out of living it up headquarters.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, the rapper jah Rule has been making

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Speaker 1: his way onto conversations on this show lately.

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Speaker 2: He has been a hot topic here and he will

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Speaker 2: not go away.

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Speaker 1: And I say that because his former business partner, Billy McFarland,

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Speaker 1: the guy behind the Fire Festival, he announced yesterday the

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Speaker 1: sequel is getting even closer to happening.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Billy says.

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Speaker 1: The pre sales have already made one hundred and ten

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Speaker 1: million dollars. Care everybody is I would believe anything that

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Speaker 1: man says.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he's made that much money.

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Speaker 1: The ticket price has started at twenty five hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: a piece, with the highest access level ticket costing more

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Speaker 1: than a million.

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Speaker 2: Are actually performing.

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Speaker 1: Then he didn't say how many tickets sold though, only

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Speaker 1: that the next time we'd hear from him it'll be

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Speaker 1: after his business partners make their official Fire Festival two announcement.

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Speaker 2: I want to go this is gonna be lit. I

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Speaker 2: promise you.

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Speaker 1: You are making me believe that they actually have sold

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Speaker 1: that many tickets. The festival will supposedly be going down

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Speaker 1: this December in the Caribbean, which just happens to be

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Speaker 1: at the very end of hurricane season.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, I no word on him.

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Speaker 1: Jaw is going to be performing himself, because if he is,

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Speaker 1: I can promise you this little morning radio show will

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Speaker 1: be broadcasting.

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Speaker 2: Live from Fire Festival too. Brooke, get your camping tent

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Speaker 2: ready so we get all like some lunchables in the

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Speaker 2: shelter this next night.

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Speaker 1: The stories out of the world of words, the site

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Speaker 1: word tips just put out a comprehensive report on regional

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Speaker 1: slaying throughout the US.

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Speaker 2: Why do I feel like you're a member of the

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Speaker 2: site word.

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Speaker 1: Tip for here's the most fascinating things that they found

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Speaker 1: about slang.

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Speaker 2: Our most loved.

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Speaker 1: Slang word overall comes from Texas, it's caniption, which is

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Speaker 1: a fit of rage or a tantrum.

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Speaker 2: Don't hear that fit. It's a fun word to say.

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Speaker 2: It is fun.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what they're talking about. It's not like

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Speaker 1: the most used. We just like to say it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Second place goes to the word in a Boston area

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Speaker 1: accent wicked.

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Speaker 2: Wicked, wicked, wicked.

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Speaker 1: America's most hated slang term is from the Midwest. It's slashy,

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Speaker 1: which is a hybrid bar slash liquor store establishment. Yeah, yeah, slashy,

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Speaker 1: go ahead to the slash, followed by the Denver area

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Speaker 1: term Colorado kool aid, which is slang for cools.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, taste the Rockies.

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Speaker 1: And our favorite slang from New York is cringe. From California,

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Speaker 1: it's out of pocket.

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Speaker 2: It's not hella.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which out of pocket you say when someone has

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Speaker 1: crossed the line.

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Speaker 2: Out of pocket?

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Speaker 1: The worst from California is clutch. That's so clutch, And

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Speaker 1: from Texas it's clod hopper. That's an insult for someone

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Speaker 1: who's clumsy or on cultured, or it could be slaying

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Speaker 1: for a heavy shoe.

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Speaker 2: Yes, got the clod hoppers on today?

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey this guy can only dream of getting clod hopped

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Speaker 1: by a heavy shoe. Yeah. In fact, that's on his

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Speaker 1: Christmas wishless thanks Sana.

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Speaker 2: The sound In's Lazer Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again the same time

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,