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Speaker 1: What's that, Johnny? You got some extra clams in your

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Speaker 1: billfold and you want to head down to the snack

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Speaker 1: shock with your best gallon split of vanilla milkshake. I

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Speaker 1: know she's the Bee's knees and all, But Johnny, I

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Speaker 1: hate to tell you there's a pandemic. Why there hasn't

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Speaker 1: been a cherry on top of a vanilla milkshake in months?

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Speaker 1: I tell you there's no split in anything right now

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Speaker 1: except a couch and some Netflix. That's all you can

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Speaker 1: do these days, Johnny. But you know what, Johnny, It's

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Speaker 1: not all pushing up daisies. I've got some crazy stories

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Speaker 1: from the coronavirus that'll have it coming up roses and

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Speaker 1: a little segment that we like to call on the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show what yeh gotta be COVID in me? All Right?

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Speaker 1: That was a very long intro. I apologize longer than

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Speaker 1: I've ever ending, and once I get into that character,

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Speaker 1: sometimes I just can't seem to break out of it. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: they're a bunch of crazy COVID stories that you might

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Speaker 1: have missed, and we'll go over them now in a

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Speaker 1: segment that I lovingly call and I'm not gonna do

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Speaker 1: it just yet, because you guys a bunch and you

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Speaker 1: guys get annoyed by it. So let's start with the

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Speaker 1: first crazy Oh Covid story that you might missed in

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Speaker 1: another edition of What Oh You Gotta Be Covida? Well,

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Speaker 1: that'll happen sometimes. Ask Glex for marriage. She knows anyway.

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Speaker 1: Grape nuts is basically anyway anyway is grape nuts? Time?

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Speaker 1: Sorry a sentence like that. Our first story in What

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Speaker 1: You Gotta Be Covid me is grape nuts. Basically, grape

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Speaker 1: nuts are out of stock everywhere because of high demand,

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Speaker 1: and they won't fully be back on shelves until the

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Speaker 1: spring because so many people apparently are eating grape nuts

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Speaker 1: to kill the time during the pandemic. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Those things are so hard. What is a grape nuts?

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Speaker 1: You cereal? It's cereal. So it's like those like hard

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Speaker 1: like fiber cereals and little tiny balls and you can

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Speaker 1: put other fruit in them there. It's it's like chewing

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Speaker 1: on a bowl full of pebbles, a little tiny pebbles.

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Speaker 1: Why do you like them? Because I think they're they're

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Speaker 1: delicious when they're soggy, so you wove people they're shriveled. Yes,

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Speaker 1: shriveled nuts, Well, they're not shriveled. They don't get they

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Speaker 1: don't even get shriveled. It's like they become like little

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Speaker 1: SOUPI you know, okay, actually get old on the outside.

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Speaker 1: But you can't even They're so tiny you can't even

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Speaker 1: see them. They're super small, little pebble, so thick and dense. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I try to eat as as I can, like as

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Speaker 1: soon as the mals port. Yes, I'm exactly the same.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it crunchy. I like it very cold.

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Speaker 1: Melk Alex likes it hard and crunchy. I like it

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Speaker 1: soft and mushy. All right, that was the first crazy

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Speaker 1: COVID story that you might have missed in a segment

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Speaker 1: that I like to call and everybody else just does

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Speaker 1: it with me because they feel bad. Now what you

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Speaker 1: got The next story is there's an old economic theory

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Speaker 1: that as the economy goes down, high heels get higher,

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Speaker 1: like release shoes, like women's shoe wear or men's who

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Speaker 1: whoever want wear high heels high heels. Apparently, when the

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Speaker 1: economy gets worse, high heels get higher. So they have

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Speaker 1: contacted a bunch of you know, people who make shoes

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Speaker 1: and found out that they're making high heels higher and

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Speaker 1: they're in more demand for some reason. It all sounds painful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so right now because of COVID. It's just

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Speaker 1: like the Great Depression and the seventies oil crisis. The

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Speaker 1: latest fashion releases then were tall platform heels. That's where

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Speaker 1: it came from. It came from the bad economy. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a weird story, all right. And a last story

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Speaker 1: in today's edition of Crazy COVID Stories that I'll have

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Speaker 1: you saying what you got. The government in the UK

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Speaker 1: has taken down advertisements telling people to stay home and

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Speaker 1: save lives because all the drawings are ridiculously sexist. Oh no, okay,

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Speaker 1: And even if you're one of those people that's triggered

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Speaker 1: by that word, that's a dude that's like, come on,

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Speaker 1: everything is just no. This is actually really sexists. So

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Speaker 1: all of the drawings showed women doing housework and taking

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Speaker 1: care of kids, and the only drawing of a man

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Speaker 1: showed relaxing on the couch. Wow, that's probably my dad.

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Speaker 1: People noticed that they were like, um, I feel like

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's a bit sexist, and they were like,

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Speaker 1: I guess you're right, So they took those advertisements down.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's terrible. The UK is not great

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Speaker 1: on that sort of thing. I think the US is

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Speaker 1: which is sad because it's not great here e though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's not. It's not. It's not great anywhere really,

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Speaker 1: but the UK is worse, I think. So that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: I think it might be worse in the UK because

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Speaker 1: it stems from the fact that, like we were the

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Speaker 1: guys that you know, ruled the world. We're very Victorian

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Speaker 1: like that actually still sticks around royalty stuff right where

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Speaker 1: the king's rule and I mean the fact that we

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Speaker 1: weird actually, So yeah, that's why I think sexism still lives. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: our royal family just retired. Are your phone brings coming up?

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Speaker 1: At nine twenty? It's a jewel show.