WEBVTT - Collect Call 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:05.680 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:09.320 was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:13.520 old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:16.040 in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich pill 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:20.160 poppers in the penthouse, the clearing house of hot takes 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:24.040 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:28.800 Mallar starts right now that it does, cranking up the 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:34.640 flamethrower of audio content. We are in the air everywhere, 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:39.000 the vast power of my heart, the global reach of podcasting, 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.520 as we are hanging out with you here eight days 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:44.360 a week. This would be the eighth day of the week. 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.239 It's Sunday, Sunday Sunday if you're listening to us, when 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:51.640 we actually dropped the podcast and we have a radio 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.360 show tonight. I have a radio show tonight that will 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:57.760 be back in the magic radio box. But four hours 0:00:57.800 --> 0:01:00.640 clearing on and off and yet again. Right over there, 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:06.520 David Gascon is hanging out with this year. Yes, no 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.120 applause this weekend. I noticed no, you know, I get 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.040 something every so often and other times not so much. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:15.080 People are dabbling in their in their alcohol, so it's 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:17.680 it's all good. I finally got a haircut and feeling 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:20.920 good about myself, shaved a little bit. The beard is 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:24.760 no moss. Hey, I got a haircut too, But that 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:26.640 I did, I didn't. I don't think I talked about 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:28.360 I went to I went to here, I got a haircut, 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:32.360 and uh, you know, I mean I was a little 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.479 disappointed because well, you know what, I thought, maybe i'd 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.200 look a little better without, you know, the mop that 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.679 I got on the sides, but it, you know, it's 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.080 so I still need to wear in my baseball caps. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:44.000 I got the hogan going on. I got the hogan. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.200 Do you do you feel better that you get a haircut? 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:50.160 Though I do. I it was I felt like I 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:52.880 was turning into weed man hippie, you know, like it 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:56.120 was just like it was nasty. I was like a 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:59.680 totally disheveled the mess become a mountain man, you know, 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:02.280 some kind of undomesticated mountain man or something like that. 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:03.960 I was like, come on, that's right. It looked like 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.040 for quite a while, we all we all look like 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.800 the under falls and caveman. We normally normally act like 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:12.120 caveman in the NFL, but we look like it's like 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:19.080 she's some kind of pruitive, borish brute walking around. So anyway, 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:20.920 before we get into the medio podcast, this is a 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.320 shameless promotion. If you haven't already followed us, please do 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:27.480 on social media because I realized guessing most people don't 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.280 listen to the entire podcast. We usually promote this at 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.240 the end, but instead we'll promote at the beginning. On 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.320 Twitter at ben Mouth if you're not already following me 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:36.680 on there. If you want to follow me you don't 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:39.000 have an account, start Twitter. Just don't be on there 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:41.880 too much because there's some bad people on their Instagram. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:47.680 Ben Maller on Fox and Facebook Ben mallards Show, Ben 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:52.840 Mallard's Show. They're on the Facebook page and also Cammio. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.880 Don't forget cameo. If you want to personalize video, would 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.760 love to do it. If there's a big event you've 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.720 got going on in your lie for you just want 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:04.240 to uh positive message, I'd love to do it. I 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.760 love doing a little pep talks. If you need a 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.480 pep talker. You know somebody's a fan of the show 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.360 that needs a pep talk, I would love to do 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.240 it for you. It's not free. It's not free, but 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.679 it's not that much and it's a cameo. Dot com. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.800 Ben Mallory can search me out. We gotta get guests. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:18.680 Got on there to see if anyone will pay guests 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.960 on to do a video shoutout should be I mean 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.320 I could do a video shout out. I can do uh. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.040 I can do a dance for you if you want. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.560 I can do a strip tease if you want. I'm surprised, guest. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.880 Nobody's nobody's asked to do like a video with Bella 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.520 because I would do a video with Bella. Not a dog. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.800 It's not a dog that it's not a dog. Bella 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:42.560 is a dog. What are you talking about? Bella is awesome. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:49.880 Bella's a shaggy dog. She's getting a haircut too. You're 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:54.240 such you are such a loser with that that awful 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.480 you're monsters with you are You're an ogre. Bella is 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:59.800 the sweetest thing. Bella is the greatest. I've had a 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:01.440 lot a dog. I grew up in a dog family 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:05.040 family dogs, a packet dogs, and she's like the coolest dog. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.880 He's doesn't bark that much, kind of follows you around 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:12.520 and uh, perfect perfect dogs. She's a harmless little dog, Yes, 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.360 I was. I don't need it. I don't need a 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.120 dog that weighs three hundred poles and ships everywhere like 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.560 a human being. I don't need that. It's fine. I 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:24.520 like huskies. Yeah, I didn't know you in more ways 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:28.359 than one. Yeah, I uh, speaking of that, I was. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.160 I was working with our good friend the other night 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:33.040 in Jonas Knocks, and uh, yeah, you're not gonna promote 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.960 your social media. I like that you're not promoting your 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.640 social media. That's good. I will in a second. But 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.560 but I had this really confrontational experience with him because 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:43.039 I just I can't get over the fact it's like 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:46.520 getting passed over on prom night by by the hottest 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.719 girl in your school. Like, I don't know what, I 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:53.160 don't know how he got back to back Benny's. I'm 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:56.480 just I'm I'm perplexed by that. And uh, you know, 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:00.599 I have a theory why he got back to like Benny's. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:06.640 And it's the fact that I don't take much time away, 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.800 so there's not a lot of options, like and like 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:14.039 the militia has chased away Arnie Spaniard canceled him, can't 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.320 canceled him. The Varmint's got to Arnie, he doesn't want 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.880 any part of us. The undomesticated animals and the Mallam 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.000 militia chased him out of the out of the zoo. 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:26.680 And uh so it's Jonas fills in the most. I guess, 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:30.720 Brian no does some trying to think who else? There's 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:34.000 not very many to choose from. Chris Plank. Chris Plank 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.240 does some stuff as well. Chriss fills in for me 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.359 from time to time, but it's not a It's not 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:44.040 a large pool of people, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, alright, 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:48.039 So we have on this podcast, Gascon, We've got, We've 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:49.960 got don't stick to Sports? And then we have a 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:55.160 long email bag, big segment of email questions that were 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.280 sent in on our Facebook page, which is not really email, 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.480 but it's our mail bag. I'm down for him, all right, 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.600 very good. Uh So let's set into why don't we 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:06.440 start with don't stick the sports stories of the week? 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.600 What do we have this week? So weird not sticking 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:14.200 to sports? And how about this? Um this actually might 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:17.280 be uh stimulating for some of the folks in the Middlewest. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.880 A team of doctors and China Ben removed a fish 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:24.680 from a man. Uh, they just remove it from him. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.760 They had to pull it out of his ass after 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:31.400 he accidentally sat on it. Uh is that right? Well? 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:36.120 How well, that's the the mechanics on that are It's 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:40.160 impossible it should be right. Um. This man actually said 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:43.560 that he was feeling discomfort in the stomach, proceeded to 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:47.200 win go to a clinic nearby. Um doctors found out 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:49.520 through an X ray and a CT scan that he 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.480 actually has a fish in his bowels and the only 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:55.279 way that it got there was through his ass. Now, 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.520 I wish you would have to shove said fish into 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.159 said ass, right, wouldn't you? That would be the way 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.039 that would work. Yes, yeah, I mean I it's gone 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:08.440 to the days of Giant Naxville and Jackass. But like 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:12.840 this happens overseas and the People's Republic of Communist China, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.320 and that's what we got. You wake up one day 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.760 you're like, I'd like to shove a fish in my ass. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:19.480 I think this will be a good thing today. Why 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.560 don't I see what will happen? Hey? You know what 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.040 you know the coronavirus and people are looking for new 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.760 ways to stimulate themselves. Maybe he was going off the 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.240 beaten path a little bit and decided to do that. 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:33.160 I guess, So why don't you try that tonight? Guestcan 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:34.800 let me know how that goes. Why don't you just 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.480 go down that road? Yes, yeah, I don't know if 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.520 I can do something like that. The fact that Fats 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.760 was able to light himself on fire after drinking his 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:49.720 own piss is still horrifying for me. So yeah, I 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:51.960 doing it on video and then you haven't Doc Mike 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:56.520 mail you a book on piss. It's just absolutely amazing. Um. 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:59.720 Speaking of doctors, how about this used to a students 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:03.840 box and are calling for firing of a professor after 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:12.040 he refused to cancel final exams over the George Floyd death. Really? Yes, yeah, 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:16.840 what's up with that? One? Professor's name is Gordon Klein 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:20.280 of Useles Anderson School of Management. Was docked by students 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.480 after you declined to allow minority students to skip the 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:29.920 final exams and grief over the death of George Floyd. Um. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.400 Back on May the twenty so, somebody said, well, you've 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:34.679 got you know, the world's gonna happen, Like, if you 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:38.000 have a job, you still have to work to do right. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:41.080 You can't go if you gotta show up to work. Yes, 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.360 that's that's your is a student, that's your job. Yeah, 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:49.120 that's the general idea. He said it. He said it 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:52.360 an email. Thanks for your suggestion in your email, but 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.560 below I give black students special treatment given the tragedy 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:58.199 in Minnesota. Uh do you know that the names of 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.600 the classmates that are black? How can I to five them? 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:03.839 Since they've been calling for online classes only? Are there 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:08.000 any students that may be of mixed heritage? Uh, such 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.880 as half black Asian? What do you do or what 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:12.760 do you suggest they do with them out of respect? 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:19.600 A full concession or just half? So well that's the yeah, 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:23.640 well that's the the the arguments. I will how far 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:25.959 do we take this year? Like where where do we go? 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:29.360 Like who's allowed to not do their job? I mean 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:31.520 it's like the the idea. Some people are saying, well, 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:34.480 the NBA shouldn't come back until the Uh this movement 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:37.400 gets what they want. I mean, you know, are we 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:40.679 supposed to society is supposed to shut down and no 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.480 one work until something happened? Is that where we're at? 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.400 I don't know. Because the officer has been fired, he 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:50.200 has been arrested. And there's an ongoing investigation, So be 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.760 sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:56.040 weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:59.920 Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Anyway, 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:04.640 how about this, Disney fans wants Splash Mountain UH to 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:09.360 update their music, and the reason why is they claim racism? 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.439 Is that right? I like Splash mount I like the 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.920 vibe there. It's a very happy, upbeat vibe when you 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.520 were ade Splash Mountain and it's pretty mellow until the 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.640 very end and then you get so Yeah, they have 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.640 the song it's the Song of the South, which is 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:25.400 based off of ninety six film Um and the tail 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.520 end of it, you know, you hear it. Zippity dooda 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:31.640 zippity a UM. Protesters right now a asking Disney to 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:35.720 change the music on that, calling it racist. But shouldn't 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.280 you buy that? Following that train of thought, shouldn't you not? 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:42.319 Should you cancel Disneyland? Because if Walt Disney was a 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.680 racist and he was behind that movie, and maybe he was, 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.280 I don't know, how can you go to Disneyland because 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:50.160 it was built on racism? Yeah? Isn't that the logic? 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.680 Isn't that the train of thought there where they were racist? 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.480 We gotta get rid of Disney. Anything with Disney's name 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:59.720 on it should be blasphemy. We should get rid of it. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:04.440 Speaking of that, how about this? Uh, Leaders at Berkeley 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:08.960 College of Music out in Boston have publicly apologized for 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:12.959 allowing Boston p D to use restrooms at their campus 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:19.480 concert hall during the protests last week. They've apologized for 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:22.400 that because they're not getting enough woke credit, because they 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:26.600 looked down upon by the upper balcony there. Yes, they 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.720 said it was not a formal decision to allow the 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.400 officers to use the restrooms. It was an informal one. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:34.200 It was made on the spots. So they in turn 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:40.880 published a public apology. So coming correct for you taking 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.880 care of the men in blue? So so, yeah, I guess, 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.360 I guess if you're a bad actor, they would have 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:50.480 let the people pillaging the cities, the unsavory characters, the miscreants, 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:54.040 would have been allowed to take a whizz or whatever. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.640 They would have been. Okay, So that's that's where we're at. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:01.640 I got you. Yeah, Wow, that's great, are you price? No, 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:05.120 I'm not. I mean, that's at Berkeley College is a 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:09.200 pretty liberal institution, I believe, right, Yeah, most of them 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:11.560 more in Boston. Were you a fan back in the 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:15.440 day of Jurassic Park any of the movies? No, not 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.640 the first one. But I didn't really get that. Wasn't 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.600 like hardcore into it. Alright. I bring that out because 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:24.600 there's a company called oxy Tech, and oxy Tech has 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:30.040 received a special permit to experiment under the umbrella of 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:34.719 the US Environmental Protection Agency to release genetically modified mosquitoes 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:41.600 into the wild. What could possibly go wrong? What could 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.199 possibly go wrong? Now, you're gonna love this because can 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:47.440 you guess of the forty eight states here in North 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.760 America that are located on our land, not Alaska, not Hawaii, 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:54.360 can you guess one of the two states that these 0:12:54.400 --> 0:13:00.520 mosquitoes are getting released into? Well, the obvious one, that's 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.280 anything anything like that. You just go Florida. You just 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:07.480 go Florida, and that's a that's it. Yeah, Florida and 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:11.040 Texas are going to get the release of the mosquitoes initially, 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.839 um then obviously they'll be able to travel throughout the 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:16.280 entire country. Well, that's pretty funny. Speaking of that, I 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:17.800 just I sent you this story of a while ago 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:21.160 did you see the night parrot story? This comes from Australia. 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:25.600 Know what. The researchers found that the night parrot actually 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:29.079 has poor vision and keeps flying into things in the dark. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.600 How great is it that the night parents they have 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:39.400 similar eye size to other parrots, with smaller optic nerves 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:44.680 and lobes that provide less resolution. And so the turns 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:48.320 out the night parrot actually he's flying around crashing into 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:54.840 walls and crap. So that's pretty good. That's pretty oh boy, 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:58.560 that is so that is us not sticking to sports. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.120 Be sure to catch live edition of The Ben Maller 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:05.600 Show weekdays at two am Eastern Pacific. Alright, not sticking 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.120 in sports, but we do have a bunch of questions 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:10.640 the mail bag, the inboxes open. These are actual questions 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:16.400 by actual listeners like yourself and the the Mallard Militia. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.640 I looked at the numbers. We have some breakdowns on 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:22.120 Facebook of where people are and what countries they're in 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:25.840 and where they're listening. It's it's it's mostly the United States, Canada, 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.040 and New Zealand. Those are the big three, but we 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:32.440 got a few in Australia, Japan, Ghana. For some reason. 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.280 Can you explain that to me? Guess there's a lot 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:36.920 of Mallard militia people in Ghana. Well, I have a 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.360 couple of friends that now listen to the shows in Israel, 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:46.920 in Berlin, uh, in London and in Dublin. So spreading out. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:48.920 The nice thing is with the metrics that we use 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.480 for the podcast is yeah, we can see the demographics. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:55.440 We can see where they're at geographically. It's pretty nice. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:15:00.880 So I cannot explain Ghana. I cannot explain that. Uh, Cutter, 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:02.600 I don't know if people are listening and Cutter, but 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:04.600 do we get the map all across the world, so 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.840 you're bringing them in at any given time, Penny, they're 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:11.240 all over the place, and might I say mostly dudes? 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:14.280 The if you believe the numbers that I've got here, 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:18.320 they send me the data or data every week and 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.800 the Mallam militia breakdown. What do you think the percentages 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.920 between men and women? What do you think the I 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:28.440 think ninety three to seven? Are you looking at the 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:32.400 same numbers? That's exactly ninety over ninety three and six 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:37.600 percent women? Damn, that's pretty good. That's close. Yeah three. 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.240 Now I'm not looking at your numbers, but if you 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.320 were to look at my d M S would be 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:46.520 the other way around. If let may say so, Yeah, 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:48.640 well I don't know that's actually true or not. I mean, 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.040 there's no way to vary. It's like the owner is 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.080 saying that they're losing money. There's no way to verifying 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:53.920 unless you give me your password. I can read your 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:58.000 private conversations, prefer not to. That's that's fine. That's how 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:02.920 many of you got going on? Yeah? I got enough? Yeah, okay, 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.960 we got we got fifty states, and we got plenty 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:09.280 of people across the country that like to like to listen. Yeah, 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.800 all right, Well let's get to the questions here, actual 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:15.640 questions sending by actual listeners. Um, you want to start 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:18.760 with the FATS question. Fats, my job in Philly, we 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:22.000 love Fats is out of control. Uh, this is bed 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:26.400 and gascon. If you could give yourself a Fallacio, would 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.720 you ever leave your house? Go ahead, guest you go first. Yeah, 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:32.880 of course I'd have to buy paper towels and buy 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:37.120 the paper and by So, something tells me FATS has 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:42.360 attempted this. I have me guessing it's somewhere along the way. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:47.080 Fats is probably like one of those backstretching machines right 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:52.920 loveside down. You're inverted. And now you're trying to the 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:55.880 funny thing with Fats, Like he drank his urine because 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:57.640 Doc told him to drink the urine. The other night, 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:01.280 I had read through chapter I have of this urine 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:05.280 propaganda book that Doc had sent me, and and I 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:07.920 brought it up on the air. But not only did 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.920 the urine cult think that you should drink your urine, 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:14.919 they were also talking about using it in like for 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:19.520 air freshener. Uh what else was it? It was they 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:24.399 said air freshener, earwashing, eye washing, that you were like 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:27.159 supposed to wash your eyes out with you here in 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:31.119 Nettie Pott. If you get a cold, you put the 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:35.320 Oh my god, I can't believe you've read that much. 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:37.520 How how thick is the book? But it's not that 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:40.440 it's not it's not that big. It's but it's fourteen 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:48.359 chapters and uh, yeah, I mean it's but yeah, it's wild. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.600 Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:55.680 Show week days at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Ottawa. 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:58.000 Mark Rides by the way, Fats, I mean, I'm I'm 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:00.040 good in that, you know, I don't. I don't need that. 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:01.840 You let me know if you figure that out, fat, 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:03.880 let me know how your life changes an amazing ways. 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:07.520 Ottawa Mark right Soon says, have you have you do 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:10.600 one of the following for a million dollars? You have 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:13.080 to drink one cup of your own doc Mike juice. 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:16.399 You have to set all your body here on fire 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:19.919 like Fats, or you have to spend a night sharing 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:23.440 a bed with Flexis. This is Ottawa Mark. So yeah, 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:25.760 I'm drinking my own piss, and if I have to 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:32.560 double fisted, I of those of those options. The body 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:35.359 hair thing, you say, Well, Fats obviously doesn't hurt FATS. 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:36.800 But what could go wrong? I mean a lot of 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:39.359 stuff could go wrong. So you know, you know I 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:42.159 don't do that. I know there's a technique that allows 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:44.200 you to do that safely, but there's always something that 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:47.680 could go wrong. Yeah, I would take a shot glass 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:50.800 of piss. I would do that. Sure? Why not? Uh 0:18:51.440 --> 0:18:55.400 alls fan Jimmy right In from Fayetteville, Tennessee, says, Ben, 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:58.600 if you had to take one of your crew members 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:02.960 in the foxhole, would it be including gascon? Well, you'd 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:07.000 have to be well, I know what, I definitely would 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:09.159 not put in my fox all because it's not on 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:13.000 my team. But I don't know. I take you or Eddie? 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:15.160 I guess what are you? Two guys would go with me? Sure? 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:18.879 Why not? Kennon Toledo? Right, Since it's since someone called 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:22.560 out you Ben for the way you say the word 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:28.199 company like company, I need to call out Gascon for 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:32.880 the way he says the word actually instead of actually, 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:36.560 bad job bout you guys? Actually, yeah, you said you 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:40.359 just did it again. You just did it again? Actually 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:44.160 what I say? Actually? How am I am? I not 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:46.760 saying it right? Kennon Toledo points out it sounds a 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:50.600 little awkward. I apologize, all right. Here's the question, Uh, 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:55.240 your go to hangover cure? And Ken says for him 0:19:55.240 --> 0:20:03.320 it's McDonald's sausage McMuffin with egg, Fountain coke and ibuprofen. Yeah. 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:06.320 I've never really unhammered in in a while. I usually 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:08.160 just try to sleep it off. That's usually my move 0:20:08.200 --> 0:20:09.879 there and not wake up until I'm feeling better. What 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:11.919 about you? Guess what's your your go to? That? In 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:18.240 San Pedro, Fantastic Cafe makes these delicious breakfast Brittos, bacon sausage, 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:22.000 hash brown eggs. You don't need to give a promote 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:25.439 via an advertiser, guess. I mean, this is like a 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:29.280 low budget restaurant, but it's good man, and have a 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:32.200 dr Pepper with it. And I'm usually okay, but you're 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:35.439 you're okay, yeah, okay, got you all right? That's it, 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:39.200 very good. I thank you Ken for the the question. 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:44.000 Who's next? Dan in Durham in the Carolinas there says, 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:47.600 with all the unrest, all the writing, all the looting, 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:51.920 have you upgraded or considered upgrading your home security? Arsenal 0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:58.440 Dan points out, Uh, Dan, Yeah, I have considered. You know, 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.520 I'm I've never been against the Second Amendment. I've never 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:03.640 been against the right to bear arms and all that 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:07.560 I have not. But I've never had a gun. And 0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:11.520 I actually have considered recently getting a gun. Uh. And 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:16.560 depending on how people vote, and depending on how many 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:19.760 police get defunded, I will buy a gun. Um. That 0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:23.560 will that will happen. Um. If you you get rid 0:21:23.600 --> 0:21:26.720 of the police, that's your move. My move would be 0:21:26.760 --> 0:21:28.600 to go out and buy a gun and a bunch 0:21:28.600 --> 0:21:31.119 of bullets. What about you, guess, gun Yeah, I actually 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:34.560 did it earlier this week, and some of the stores 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:39.159 that I went into were completely dry of ammunition and 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:42.640 weapons altogether. So one story I went to, it took 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:45.199 me two weeks to schedule appointment, and it took me 0:21:45.280 --> 0:21:46.840 ninety minutes just to get in the door on that 0:21:47.000 --> 0:21:51.840 said time. So what's the process like in California, the 0:21:51.920 --> 0:21:55.280 People's Republic of California. There's a waiting period You've got 0:21:55.400 --> 0:21:58.200 to fill out of paperwork. It's a hole to do right. Well, 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:01.160 first off, you need to take a fire arms safety 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:04.520 Certificate exam and yet to pass that yet it's thirty questions, 0:22:04.600 --> 0:22:08.639 multiple choice and you have to get above and then 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:10.800 after you pass that, then you pick out a weapon. 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.840 If it's available, then you could buy it. But then 0:22:13.880 --> 0:22:15.560 you you have a clock that starts where it's a 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:18.960 ten day Department of Justice background check that's done on you, 0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:21.560 and then you need to pick out your ammunition. So 0:22:21.640 --> 0:22:24.479 here in California, you can't have a magazine that carries 0:22:24.480 --> 0:22:27.159 more than ten bullets at any single time. Like you 0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:29.200 could have modifications obviously, and if you get to a 0:22:29.280 --> 0:22:33.280 different state, you're fine, but ten bullets is the maximum. 0:22:33.320 --> 0:22:35.840 And then anything I know that's fine, but you also 0:22:35.920 --> 0:22:39.000