1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 1: was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads 4 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich pill 5 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: poppers in the penthouse, the clearing house of hot takes 6 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: Mallar starts right now that it does, cranking up the 8 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: flamethrower of audio content. We are in the air everywhere, 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: the vast power of my heart, the global reach of podcasting, 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,520 Speaker 1: as we are hanging out with you here eight days 11 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: a week. This would be the eighth day of the week. 12 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,239 Speaker 1: It's Sunday, Sunday Sunday if you're listening to us, when 13 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 1: we actually dropped the podcast and we have a radio 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: show tonight. I have a radio show tonight that will 15 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: be back in the magic radio box. But four hours 16 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: clearing on and off and yet again. Right over there, 17 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 1: David Gascon is hanging out with this year. Yes, no 18 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 1: applause this weekend. I noticed no, you know, I get 19 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: something every so often and other times not so much. 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: People are dabbling in their in their alcohol, so it's 21 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: it's all good. I finally got a haircut and feeling 22 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: good about myself, shaved a little bit. The beard is 23 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 1: no moss. Hey, I got a haircut too, But that 24 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: I did, I didn't. I don't think I talked about 25 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: I went to I went to here, I got a haircut, 26 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I mean I was a little 27 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 1: disappointed because well, you know what, I thought, maybe i'd 28 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: look a little better without, you know, the mop that 29 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: I got on the sides, but it, you know, it's 30 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: so I still need to wear in my baseball caps. 31 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: I got the hogan going on. I got the hogan. 32 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: Do you do you feel better that you get a haircut? 33 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: Though I do. I it was I felt like I 34 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: was turning into weed man hippie, you know, like it 35 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: was just like it was nasty. I was like a 36 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: totally disheveled the mess become a mountain man, you know, 37 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: some kind of undomesticated mountain man or something like that. 38 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: I was like, come on, that's right. It looked like 39 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: for quite a while, we all we all look like 40 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: the under falls and caveman. We normally normally act like 41 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: caveman in the NFL, but we look like it's like 42 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: she's some kind of pruitive, borish brute walking around. So anyway, 43 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: before we get into the medio podcast, this is a 44 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: shameless promotion. If you haven't already followed us, please do 45 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: on social media because I realized guessing most people don't 46 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: listen to the entire podcast. We usually promote this at 47 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: the end, but instead we'll promote at the beginning. On 48 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: Twitter at ben Mouth if you're not already following me 49 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 1: on there. If you want to follow me you don't 50 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: have an account, start Twitter. Just don't be on there 51 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: too much because there's some bad people on their Instagram. 52 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: Ben Maller on Fox and Facebook Ben mallards Show, Ben 53 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: Mallard's Show. They're on the Facebook page and also Cammio. 54 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: Don't forget cameo. If you want to personalize video, would 55 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: love to do it. If there's a big event you've 56 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: got going on in your lie for you just want 57 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: to uh positive message, I'd love to do it. I 58 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: love doing a little pep talks. If you need a 59 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: pep talker. You know somebody's a fan of the show 60 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: that needs a pep talk, I would love to do 61 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: it for you. It's not free. It's not free, but 62 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,679 Speaker 1: it's not that much and it's a cameo. Dot com. 63 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 1: Ben Mallory can search me out. We gotta get guests. 64 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: Got on there to see if anyone will pay guests 65 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: on to do a video shoutout should be I mean 66 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: I could do a video shout out. I can do uh. 67 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: I can do a dance for you if you want. 68 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: I can do a strip tease if you want. I'm surprised, guest. 69 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: Nobody's nobody's asked to do like a video with Bella 70 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: because I would do a video with Bella. Not a dog. 71 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: It's not a dog that it's not a dog. Bella 72 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: is a dog. What are you talking about? Bella is awesome. 73 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: Bella's a shaggy dog. She's getting a haircut too. You're 74 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: such you are such a loser with that that awful 75 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: you're monsters with you are You're an ogre. Bella is 76 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 1: the sweetest thing. Bella is the greatest. I've had a 77 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: lot a dog. I grew up in a dog family 78 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: family dogs, a packet dogs, and she's like the coolest dog. 79 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: He's doesn't bark that much, kind of follows you around 80 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: and uh, perfect perfect dogs. She's a harmless little dog, Yes, 81 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: I was. I don't need it. I don't need a 82 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: dog that weighs three hundred poles and ships everywhere like 83 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: a human being. I don't need that. It's fine. I 84 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: like huskies. Yeah, I didn't know you in more ways 85 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,359 Speaker 1: than one. Yeah, I uh, speaking of that, I was. 86 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: I was working with our good friend the other night 87 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: in Jonas Knocks, and uh, yeah, you're not gonna promote 88 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 1: your social media. I like that you're not promoting your 89 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: social media. That's good. I will in a second. But 90 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 1: but I had this really confrontational experience with him because 91 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 1: I just I can't get over the fact it's like 92 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: getting passed over on prom night by by the hottest 93 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 1: girl in your school. Like, I don't know what, I 94 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 1: don't know how he got back to back Benny's. I'm 95 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: just I'm I'm perplexed by that. And uh, you know, 96 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: I have a theory why he got back to like Benny's. 97 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: And it's the fact that I don't take much time away, 98 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: so there's not a lot of options, like and like 99 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 1: the militia has chased away Arnie Spaniard canceled him, can't 100 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: canceled him. The Varmint's got to Arnie, he doesn't want 101 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: any part of us. The undomesticated animals and the Mallam 102 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: militia chased him out of the out of the zoo. 103 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: And uh so it's Jonas fills in the most. I guess, 104 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: Brian no does some trying to think who else? There's 105 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: not very many to choose from. Chris Plank. Chris Plank 106 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 1: does some stuff as well. Chriss fills in for me 107 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,359 Speaker 1: from time to time, but it's not a It's not 108 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: a large pool of people, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, alright, 109 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:48,039 Speaker 1: So we have on this podcast, Gascon, We've got, We've 110 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: got don't stick to Sports? And then we have a 111 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 1: long email bag, big segment of email questions that were 112 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 1: sent in on our Facebook page, which is not really email, 113 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 1: but it's our mail bag. I'm down for him, all right, 114 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 1: very good. Uh So let's set into why don't we 115 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: start with don't stick the sports stories of the week? 116 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: What do we have this week? So weird not sticking 117 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: to sports? And how about this? Um this actually might 118 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: be uh stimulating for some of the folks in the Middlewest. 119 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: A team of doctors and China Ben removed a fish 120 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 1: from a man. Uh, they just remove it from him. 121 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 1: They had to pull it out of his ass after 122 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 1: he accidentally sat on it. Uh is that right? Well? 123 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 1: How well, that's the the mechanics on that are It's 124 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:40,160 Speaker 1: impossible it should be right. Um. This man actually said 125 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: that he was feeling discomfort in the stomach, proceeded to 126 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: win go to a clinic nearby. Um doctors found out 127 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: through an X ray and a CT scan that he 128 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 1: actually has a fish in his bowels and the only 129 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,279 Speaker 1: way that it got there was through his ass. Now, 130 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: I wish you would have to shove said fish into 131 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 1: said ass, right, wouldn't you? That would be the way 132 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,039 Speaker 1: that would work. Yes, yeah, I mean I it's gone 133 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: to the days of Giant Naxville and Jackass. But like 134 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 1: this happens overseas and the People's Republic of Communist China, 135 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 1: and that's what we got. You wake up one day 136 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 1: you're like, I'd like to shove a fish in my ass. 137 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: I think this will be a good thing today. Why 138 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: don't I see what will happen? Hey? You know what 139 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: you know the coronavirus and people are looking for new 140 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 1: ways to stimulate themselves. Maybe he was going off the 141 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: beaten path a little bit and decided to do that. 142 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: I guess, So why don't you try that tonight? Guestcan 143 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 1: let me know how that goes. Why don't you just 144 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: go down that road? Yes, yeah, I don't know if 145 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 1: I can do something like that. The fact that Fats 146 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: was able to light himself on fire after drinking his 147 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: own piss is still horrifying for me. So yeah, I 148 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 1: doing it on video and then you haven't Doc Mike 149 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: mail you a book on piss. It's just absolutely amazing. Um. 150 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: Speaking of doctors, how about this used to a students 151 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 1: box and are calling for firing of a professor after 152 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: he refused to cancel final exams over the George Floyd death. Really? Yes, yeah, 153 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: what's up with that? One? Professor's name is Gordon Klein 154 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 1: of Useles Anderson School of Management. Was docked by students 155 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: after you declined to allow minority students to skip the 156 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: final exams and grief over the death of George Floyd. Um. 157 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: Back on May the twenty so, somebody said, well, you've 158 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,679 Speaker 1: got you know, the world's gonna happen, Like, if you 159 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: have a job, you still have to work to do right. 160 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 1: You can't go if you gotta show up to work. Yes, 161 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: that's that's your is a student, that's your job. Yeah, 162 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 1: that's the general idea. He said it. He said it 163 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 1: an email. Thanks for your suggestion in your email, but 164 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 1: below I give black students special treatment given the tragedy 165 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,199 Speaker 1: in Minnesota. Uh do you know that the names of 166 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: the classmates that are black? How can I to five them? 167 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,839 Speaker 1: Since they've been calling for online classes only? Are there 168 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 1: any students that may be of mixed heritage? Uh, such 169 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 1: as half black Asian? What do you do or what 170 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: do you suggest they do with them out of respect? 171 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 1: A full concession or just half? So well that's the yeah, 172 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 1: well that's the the the arguments. I will how far 173 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:25,959 Speaker 1: do we take this year? Like where where do we go? 174 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: Like who's allowed to not do their job? I mean 175 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 1: it's like the the idea. Some people are saying, well, 176 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: the NBA shouldn't come back until the Uh this movement 177 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 1: gets what they want. I mean, you know, are we 178 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,679 Speaker 1: supposed to society is supposed to shut down and no 179 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 1: one work until something happened? Is that where we're at? 180 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. Because the officer has been fired, he 181 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:50,200 Speaker 1: has been arrested. And there's an ongoing investigation, So be 182 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show 183 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 1: weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 184 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Anyway, 185 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:04,640 Speaker 1: how about this, Disney fans wants Splash Mountain UH to 186 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: update their music, and the reason why is they claim racism? 187 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,439 Speaker 1: Is that right? I like Splash mount I like the 188 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,920 Speaker 1: vibe there. It's a very happy, upbeat vibe when you 189 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,520 Speaker 1: were ade Splash Mountain and it's pretty mellow until the 190 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 1: very end and then you get so Yeah, they have 191 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: the song it's the Song of the South, which is 192 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: based off of ninety six film Um and the tail 193 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,520 Speaker 1: end of it, you know, you hear it. Zippity dooda 194 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:31,640 Speaker 1: zippity a UM. Protesters right now a asking Disney to 195 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,720 Speaker 1: change the music on that, calling it racist. But shouldn't 196 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 1: you buy that? Following that train of thought, shouldn't you not? 197 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,319 Speaker 1: Should you cancel Disneyland? Because if Walt Disney was a 198 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,680 Speaker 1: racist and he was behind that movie, and maybe he was, 199 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 1: I don't know, how can you go to Disneyland because 200 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: it was built on racism? Yeah? Isn't that the logic? 201 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,680 Speaker 1: Isn't that the train of thought there where they were racist? 202 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: We gotta get rid of Disney. Anything with Disney's name 203 00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 1: on it should be blasphemy. We should get rid of it. 204 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 1: Speaking of that, how about this? Uh, Leaders at Berkeley 205 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:08,960 Speaker 1: College of Music out in Boston have publicly apologized for 206 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,959 Speaker 1: allowing Boston p D to use restrooms at their campus 207 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 1: concert hall during the protests last week. They've apologized for 208 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,400 Speaker 1: that because they're not getting enough woke credit, because they 209 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 1: looked down upon by the upper balcony there. Yes, they 210 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 1: said it was not a formal decision to allow the 211 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,400 Speaker 1: officers to use the restrooms. It was an informal one. 212 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaker 1: It was made on the spots. So they in turn 213 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:40,880 Speaker 1: published a public apology. So coming correct for you taking 214 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 1: care of the men in blue? So so, yeah, I guess, 215 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: I guess if you're a bad actor, they would have 216 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 1: let the people pillaging the cities, the unsavory characters, the miscreants, 217 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: would have been allowed to take a whizz or whatever. 218 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 1: They would have been. Okay, So that's that's where we're at. 219 00:11:56,679 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 1: I got you. Yeah, Wow, that's great, are you price? No, 220 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, that's at Berkeley College is a 221 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 1: pretty liberal institution, I believe, right, Yeah, most of them 222 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,560 Speaker 1: more in Boston. Were you a fan back in the 223 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 1: day of Jurassic Park any of the movies? No, not 224 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 1: the first one. But I didn't really get that. Wasn't 225 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,600 Speaker 1: like hardcore into it. Alright. I bring that out because 226 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 1: there's a company called oxy Tech, and oxy Tech has 227 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: received a special permit to experiment under the umbrella of 228 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:34,719 Speaker 1: the US Environmental Protection Agency to release genetically modified mosquitoes 229 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 1: into the wild. What could possibly go wrong? What could 230 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,199 Speaker 1: possibly go wrong? Now, you're gonna love this because can 231 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: you guess of the forty eight states here in North 232 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,760 Speaker 1: America that are located on our land, not Alaska, not Hawaii, 233 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,360 Speaker 1: can you guess one of the two states that these 234 00:12:54,400 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 1: mosquitoes are getting released into? Well, the obvious one, that's 235 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 1: anything anything like that. You just go Florida. You just 236 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,480 Speaker 1: go Florida, and that's a that's it. Yeah, Florida and 237 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,040 Speaker 1: Texas are going to get the release of the mosquitoes initially, 238 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,839 Speaker 1: um then obviously they'll be able to travel throughout the 239 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 1: entire country. Well, that's pretty funny. Speaking of that, I 240 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,800 Speaker 1: just I sent you this story of a while ago 241 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,160 Speaker 1: did you see the night parrot story? This comes from Australia. 242 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 1: Know what. The researchers found that the night parrot actually 243 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,079 Speaker 1: has poor vision and keeps flying into things in the dark. 244 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 1: How great is it that the night parents they have 245 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:39,400 Speaker 1: similar eye size to other parrots, with smaller optic nerves 246 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:44,680 Speaker 1: and lobes that provide less resolution. And so the turns 247 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:48,320 Speaker 1: out the night parrot actually he's flying around crashing into 248 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:54,840 Speaker 1: walls and crap. So that's pretty good. That's pretty oh boy, 249 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 1: that is so that is us not sticking to sports. 250 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live edition of The Ben Maller 251 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:05,600 Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern Pacific. Alright, not sticking 252 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 1: in sports, but we do have a bunch of questions 253 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 1: the mail bag, the inboxes open. These are actual questions 254 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 1: by actual listeners like yourself and the the Mallard Militia. 255 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,640 Speaker 1: I looked at the numbers. We have some breakdowns on 256 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:22,120 Speaker 1: Facebook of where people are and what countries they're in 257 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 1: and where they're listening. It's it's it's mostly the United States, Canada, 258 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 1: and New Zealand. Those are the big three, but we 259 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:32,440 Speaker 1: got a few in Australia, Japan, Ghana. For some reason. 260 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,280 Speaker 1: Can you explain that to me? Guess there's a lot 261 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,920 Speaker 1: of Mallard militia people in Ghana. Well, I have a 262 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 1: couple of friends that now listen to the shows in Israel, 263 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: in Berlin, uh, in London and in Dublin. So spreading out. 264 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,920 Speaker 1: The nice thing is with the metrics that we use 265 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,480 Speaker 1: for the podcast is yeah, we can see the demographics. 266 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 1: We can see where they're at geographically. It's pretty nice. 267 00:14:55,840 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 1: So I cannot explain Ghana. I cannot explain that. Uh, Cutter, 268 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 1: I don't know if people are listening and Cutter, but 269 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 1: do we get the map all across the world, so 270 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 1: you're bringing them in at any given time, Penny, they're 271 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,240 Speaker 1: all over the place, and might I say mostly dudes? 272 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: The if you believe the numbers that I've got here, 273 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: they send me the data or data every week and 274 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,800 Speaker 1: the Mallam militia breakdown. What do you think the percentages 275 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: between men and women? What do you think the I 276 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: think ninety three to seven? Are you looking at the 277 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: same numbers? That's exactly ninety over ninety three and six 278 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: percent women? Damn, that's pretty good. That's close. Yeah three. 279 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 1: Now I'm not looking at your numbers, but if you 280 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: were to look at my d M S would be 281 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 1: the other way around. If let may say so, Yeah, 282 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,640 Speaker 1: well I don't know that's actually true or not. I mean, 283 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,040 Speaker 1: there's no way to vary. It's like the owner is 284 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 1: saying that they're losing money. There's no way to verifying 285 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 1: unless you give me your password. I can read your 286 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: private conversations, prefer not to. That's that's fine. That's how 287 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: many of you got going on? Yeah? I got enough? Yeah, okay, 288 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: we got we got fifty states, and we got plenty 289 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,280 Speaker 1: of people across the country that like to like to listen. Yeah, 290 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 1: all right, Well let's get to the questions here, actual 291 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: questions sending by actual listeners. Um, you want to start 292 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 1: with the FATS question. Fats, my job in Philly, we 293 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,000 Speaker 1: love Fats is out of control. Uh, this is bed 294 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: and gascon. If you could give yourself a Fallacio, would 295 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: you ever leave your house? Go ahead, guest you go first. Yeah, 296 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,880 Speaker 1: of course I'd have to buy paper towels and buy 297 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 1: the paper and by So, something tells me FATS has 298 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: attempted this. I have me guessing it's somewhere along the way. 299 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,080 Speaker 1: Fats is probably like one of those backstretching machines right 300 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 1: loveside down. You're inverted. And now you're trying to the 301 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: funny thing with Fats, Like he drank his urine because 302 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: Doc told him to drink the urine. The other night, 303 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:01,280 Speaker 1: I had read through chapter I have of this urine 304 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 1: propaganda book that Doc had sent me, and and I 305 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,920 Speaker 1: brought it up on the air. But not only did 306 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,920 Speaker 1: the urine cult think that you should drink your urine, 307 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:14,919 Speaker 1: they were also talking about using it in like for 308 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,520 Speaker 1: air freshener. Uh what else was it? It was they 309 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 1: said air freshener, earwashing, eye washing, that you were like 310 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,159 Speaker 1: supposed to wash your eyes out with you here in 311 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 1: Nettie Pott. If you get a cold, you put the 312 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe you've read that much. 313 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,520 Speaker 1: How how thick is the book? But it's not that 314 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,440 Speaker 1: it's not it's not that big. It's but it's fourteen 315 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:48,359 Speaker 1: chapters and uh, yeah, I mean it's but yeah, it's wild. 316 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 317 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 1: Show week days at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Ottawa. 318 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: Mark Rides by the way, Fats, I mean, I'm I'm 319 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,040 Speaker 1: good in that, you know, I don't. I don't need that. 320 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 1: You let me know if you figure that out, fat, 321 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,880 Speaker 1: let me know how your life changes an amazing ways. 322 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 1: Ottawa Mark right Soon says, have you have you do 323 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 1: one of the following for a million dollars? You have 324 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 1: to drink one cup of your own doc Mike juice. 325 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,399 Speaker 1: You have to set all your body here on fire 326 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,919 Speaker 1: like Fats, or you have to spend a night sharing 327 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,440 Speaker 1: a bed with Flexis. This is Ottawa Mark. So yeah, 328 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm drinking my own piss, and if I have to 329 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:32,560 Speaker 1: double fisted, I of those of those options. The body 330 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 1: hair thing, you say, Well, Fats obviously doesn't hurt FATS. 331 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: But what could go wrong? I mean a lot of 332 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,359 Speaker 1: stuff could go wrong. So you know, you know I 333 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:42,159 Speaker 1: don't do that. I know there's a technique that allows 334 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: you to do that safely, but there's always something that 335 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,680 Speaker 1: could go wrong. Yeah, I would take a shot glass 336 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: of piss. I would do that. Sure? Why not? Uh 337 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,400 Speaker 1: alls fan Jimmy right In from Fayetteville, Tennessee, says, Ben, 338 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 1: if you had to take one of your crew members 339 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 1: in the foxhole, would it be including gascon? Well, you'd 340 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 1: have to be well, I know what, I definitely would 341 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,159 Speaker 1: not put in my fox all because it's not on 342 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 1: my team. But I don't know. I take you or Eddie? 343 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,160 Speaker 1: I guess what are you? Two guys would go with me? Sure? 344 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,879 Speaker 1: Why not? Kennon Toledo? Right, Since it's since someone called 345 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,560 Speaker 1: out you Ben for the way you say the word 346 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:28,199 Speaker 1: company like company, I need to call out Gascon for 347 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,880 Speaker 1: the way he says the word actually instead of actually, 348 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 1: bad job bout you guys? Actually, yeah, you said you 349 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,359 Speaker 1: just did it again. You just did it again? Actually 350 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,160 Speaker 1: what I say? Actually? How am I am? I not 351 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,760 Speaker 1: saying it right? Kennon Toledo points out it sounds a 352 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 1: little awkward. I apologize, all right. Here's the question, Uh, 353 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:55,240 Speaker 1: your go to hangover cure? And Ken says for him 354 00:19:55,240 --> 00:20:03,320 Speaker 1: it's McDonald's sausage McMuffin with egg, Fountain coke and ibuprofen. Yeah. 355 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:06,320 Speaker 1: I've never really unhammered in in a while. I usually 356 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,160 Speaker 1: just try to sleep it off. That's usually my move 357 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,879 Speaker 1: there and not wake up until I'm feeling better. What 358 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,919 Speaker 1: about you? Guess what's your your go to? That? In 359 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:18,240 Speaker 1: San Pedro, Fantastic Cafe makes these delicious breakfast Brittos, bacon sausage, 360 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:22,000 Speaker 1: hash brown eggs. You don't need to give a promote 361 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,439 Speaker 1: via an advertiser, guess. I mean, this is like a 362 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:29,280 Speaker 1: low budget restaurant, but it's good man, and have a 363 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:32,200 Speaker 1: dr Pepper with it. And I'm usually okay, but you're 364 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,439 Speaker 1: you're okay, yeah, okay, got you all right? That's it, 365 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,200 Speaker 1: very good. I thank you Ken for the the question. 366 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:44,000 Speaker 1: Who's next? Dan in Durham in the Carolinas there says, 367 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: with all the unrest, all the writing, all the looting, 368 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,920 Speaker 1: have you upgraded or considered upgrading your home security? Arsenal 369 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:58,440 Speaker 1: Dan points out, Uh, Dan, Yeah, I have considered. You know, 370 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: I'm I've never been against the Second Amendment. I've never 371 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,640 Speaker 1: been against the right to bear arms and all that 372 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: I have not. But I've never had a gun. And 373 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,520 Speaker 1: I actually have considered recently getting a gun. Uh. And 374 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,560 Speaker 1: depending on how people vote, and depending on how many 375 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,760 Speaker 1: police get defunded, I will buy a gun. Um. That 376 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: will that will happen. Um. If you you get rid 377 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,720 Speaker 1: of the police, that's your move. My move would be 378 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 1: to go out and buy a gun and a bunch 379 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,119 Speaker 1: of bullets. What about you, guess, gun Yeah, I actually 380 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,560 Speaker 1: did it earlier this week, and some of the stores 381 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:39,159 Speaker 1: that I went into were completely dry of ammunition and 382 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,640 Speaker 1: weapons altogether. So one story I went to, it took 383 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,199 Speaker 1: me two weeks to schedule appointment, and it took me 384 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 1: ninety minutes just to get in the door on that 385 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,840 Speaker 1: said time. So what's the process like in California, the 386 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: People's Republic of California. There's a waiting period You've got 387 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,200 Speaker 1: to fill out of paperwork. It's a hole to do right. Well, 388 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,160 Speaker 1: first off, you need to take a fire arms safety 389 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 1: Certificate exam and yet to pass that yet it's thirty questions, 390 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,639 Speaker 1: multiple choice and you have to get above and then 391 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,800 Speaker 1: after you pass that, then you pick out a weapon. 392 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 1: If it's available, then you could buy it. But then 393 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: you you have a clock that starts where it's a 394 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,960 Speaker 1: ten day Department of Justice background check that's done on you, 395 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 1: and then you need to pick out your ammunition. So 396 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,479 Speaker 1: here in California, you can't have a magazine that carries 397 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,159 Speaker 1: more than ten bullets at any single time. Like you 398 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,200 Speaker 1: could have modifications obviously, and if you get to a 399 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 1: different state, you're fine, but ten bullets is the maximum. 400 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,840 Speaker 1: And then anything I know that's fine, but you also 401 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: need to have a gun that is licensed here in California. 402 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,879 Speaker 1: So if you go to a store, you've gotta buy 403 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 1: what's available, and you can't have something transferred in that's 404 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,240 Speaker 1: not approved by the state of California. And then on 405 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 1: top of that, you're paying whatever it is for your ammunition, 406 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 1: and that's not even guaranteed to be available to So 407 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,639 Speaker 1: how much ammunition cost usually costs anywhere from like thirty 408 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,720 Speaker 1: five to fifty dollars, depend ending on what kind of 409 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,119 Speaker 1: bullets you're buying and the amount of bullets that you're 410 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,880 Speaker 1: buying at one time, the magazines, or anywhere from thirty 411 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 1: five dollars too for clips. So yeah, it's pricey. And 412 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,120 Speaker 1: uh yeah, anyone that says that it's easier to buy 413 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,160 Speaker 1: a gun than it is to you to do anything 414 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,439 Speaker 1: else is full of ship. Well here it is, but 415 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 1: anywhere because gun manufacturers aren't even working right now, I 416 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: don't forget because the coronavirus. So it's not like people 417 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,320 Speaker 1: are at work right now producing weapons and producing guns 418 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,880 Speaker 1: whatever it may be, shotguns, pistols, rifles, it doesn't matter 419 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 1: what it is. But they're not producing them. So even 420 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 1: if you order a gun right now, it's not available, 421 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,080 Speaker 1: there's no guarantee that you're getting it next week or 422 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 1: the week after that either. Yeah, there's a lag time 423 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 1: on that. So you're saying, if I decide officially to 424 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 1: get a gun once they defund all the police, then 425 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,399 Speaker 1: I need I should probably be proactive on that. That's 426 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,880 Speaker 1: what you're saying. Yeah, well, that's the thing. If if 427 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 1: if you go get a gun now, if it's available, 428 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,680 Speaker 1: you can buy it, but if it's not available, you 429 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: could put a deposit down for the gun, and then 430 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 1: when the gun comes in, then they bring you back 431 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,600 Speaker 1: in to start your your background check, So then you 432 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,520 Speaker 1: have to wait an additional ten days to get cleared 433 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,360 Speaker 1: by the d o J. All right, well we will 434 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,280 Speaker 1: we will see, uh what happens with that going forward. 435 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 1: Big Lou from the LBC, he says, six four two 436 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:20,479 Speaker 1: sixty checks in. He's asked, Ben asked. Gagon says, for Ben, 437 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 1: I've been listening to your Mallard monologues for almost ten years. 438 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,920 Speaker 1: He says, I rarely hear you say a quarterback is 439 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 1: actually good. There are thirty two teams in the NFL. 440 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,040 Speaker 1: How many teams have a good starting quarterback. All right, well, 441 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 1: big a Lou, thank you very much for your loyalty 442 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 1: and your dedication. That is true. I do not do 443 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,800 Speaker 1: very many positive Mallard monologues about quarterbacks because that doesn't 444 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,679 Speaker 1: make for good talk radio. I went to the school. 445 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,919 Speaker 1: We had Jerry Callahan on Big Boston Radio Guy a 446 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,440 Speaker 1: couple of days ago, and I'm of that same mindset 447 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: or Rob Parker, where if it's positive, you don't need 448 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 1: to spend too much time talking about it because people 449 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,680 Speaker 1: don't like to hear about that, like to hear about 450 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,479 Speaker 1: the negative. But the quarterbacks who are good in the NFL, 451 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,560 Speaker 1: um Drew Brees. I know it's taboo to say his name. 452 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,440 Speaker 1: He got canceled, uh, and he's I think he's apologizing again. 453 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,840 Speaker 1: He's probably massaging my feet right now. But Drew Brees, 454 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:14,119 Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes, Uh, Tom Brady, although I'm waning on Brady 455 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 1: at this point because he's been pretty mediocre the last 456 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: two years of the Patriots, but he's the all time legends. 457 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,720 Speaker 1: So you give him like a Lifetime Achievement award, and 458 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,399 Speaker 1: then Russell Wilson and then that's it. I don't have 459 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,120 Speaker 1: anybody else, everyone else to me is flawed in one 460 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,919 Speaker 1: way or another. So I got Mahomes, Breezes, Brady and 461 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 1: Wilson and then that's it, and it's open season on 462 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,159 Speaker 1: every other quarterback in the NFL. Everyone either sucks or 463 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,679 Speaker 1: blows in one way or another around the NFL. Uh 464 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,480 Speaker 1: Jonathan in Delaware writes and he says, if you had 465 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:50,119 Speaker 1: the opportunity to retroactively remove one player's injury prone career 466 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,439 Speaker 1: and by doing so have them have a productive career, 467 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,880 Speaker 1: who would it be and why? All right, Well, there's 468 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,240 Speaker 1: there's a couple of players that come to mind here, Jonathan. 469 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,360 Speaker 1: That's a that's a question. I like this question. So 470 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,800 Speaker 1: basketball would be Chris Paul because the Clippers would have 471 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,760 Speaker 1: won multiple championships if Chris Paul hadn't been snap crackle 472 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,600 Speaker 1: pop and been the self imploding man in big moments 473 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,399 Speaker 1: in the playoffs with injuries and what now. So I 474 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,240 Speaker 1: would go Chris Paul and basketball, and then baseball only 475 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 1: because I was somewhat friendly with him when he was 476 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: playing for the Dodgers. There was a picture by the 477 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:25,320 Speaker 1: name of Darren dryford Man who had the nastiest stuff 478 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 1: and was just awesome, but he couldn't stay healthy, and 479 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: that killed him, and that ruined his career. He would 480 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:39,000 Speaker 1: have been a dominant picture of a starting pitcher. They 481 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,359 Speaker 1: really believed that he was gonna be like a Roger 482 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: Clemens type, just amazing starting pitcher, and it never never 483 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,400 Speaker 1: happened because he always had some kind of ailment and injury. 484 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,879 Speaker 1: I would have been curious. I mean, obviously we weren't 485 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,920 Speaker 1: around at that time, but I'd be curious if Sandy 486 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 1: Kofax was healthy throughout his entire career. Oh yeah, co 487 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,800 Speaker 1: Fax is before my time, of course, but that's a 488 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,959 Speaker 1: good anybody you got guest on your a broncho apologist, 489 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,920 Speaker 1: I mean, I could easily say Terrell Davis, but I mean, 490 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 1: all jokes aside. I would love to see what Andrew 491 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 1: Luck would have been had he not been hammerd with 492 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: injuries and then just decided to walk away from the game. 493 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,760 Speaker 1: That's the one that comes to my mind, all right. 494 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: Jesse from Pomona says, with Whoopie Pie Blair saying he's 495 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 1: going to put the moves on your wife, my question 496 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:31,520 Speaker 1: is who are you more concerned about, Blair or gascon Uh. Yeah, 497 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 1: I would actually be entertained by Blair because I Blair 498 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,920 Speaker 1: talks a good game on the phone. I've made him 499 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,480 Speaker 1: know he's kind of he was kind of shy, a 500 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,040 Speaker 1: little bashful. Where is he from? Um, he's from California. 501 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,719 Speaker 1: He started calling me in Orange County and then he 502 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,959 Speaker 1: moved His mom moved to Maine, and so Blair had 503 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,359 Speaker 1: to move to Maine with his mom, and so he's 504 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 1: It was really funny because he used to call the 505 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 1: show and he was just like another guy that would 506 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 1: call the show randomly, and he knew I went to 507 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,879 Speaker 1: Saddleback College age and he lived and did some stuff 508 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,880 Speaker 1: around there, and so he would want to ask about 509 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 1: Saddleback College. And then he moved to Portland, Maine. He 510 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: started calling the shows in Boston and then he became 511 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,639 Speaker 1: like a known caller. It was like he was just 512 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,000 Speaker 1: like a random guy that you got this like celebrity 513 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,080 Speaker 1: thing because of the power of sports radio in Boston. 514 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: All right, uhlet's see, Um, I guess to answer your question, 515 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 1: I would say yes, Scott, only because he actually knows 516 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,680 Speaker 1: my wife. And uh yeah, I just get a kick 517 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 1: out of Blair. Mr Luciano right in from Los Angeles. 518 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 1: Very formal. Mr Luciano, uh says who is your favorite philosopher? 519 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 1: The same goes to David uh Well. The one I 520 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,440 Speaker 1: referenced I quote a lot in the monologues as Aristotle, 521 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,360 Speaker 1: So I guess I would go Aristotle and the many 522 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 1: quotes that he's had that knowing yourself is just the 523 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 1: beginning of all wisdom. And what's I used the one 524 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 1: a few weeks of patients is bitter, but it's fruit 525 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:04,800 Speaker 1: is sweets is another one, and uh, and there was 526 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: no great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness, 527 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 1: which is important. That's pretty good too. What about you, guys, 528 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: what's your favorite philosopher? I would say Aristotle. Is it 529 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,160 Speaker 1: okay to use an economist? Yeah, I mean I think 530 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:24,560 Speaker 1: Thomas Soul is really good, and I think more so 531 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,720 Speaker 1: now because you get people that tweet out stuff from 532 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:32,640 Speaker 1: his his books and his writings. Um, but you look 533 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 1: at guys, I mean, you use that stuff in your monologues, 534 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,320 Speaker 1: which is great because it's just a certain quotes to 535 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,960 Speaker 1: jump out too, and you're like, wait a minute, it's 536 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 1: so simplistic quotes that that Matt. I mean, well, I 537 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,360 Speaker 1: guess in times now, this guy has been dead since 538 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:53,400 Speaker 1: uh nineteen fifty, but people quote his work quite a 539 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:57,520 Speaker 1: bit these days. That would be George Orwell, yeah, right, 540 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,280 Speaker 1: georgioell he wrote he wrote the book in nine teen nine, 541 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: he wrote a book called ninety four projecting about what 542 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,479 Speaker 1: the world might look like now. He was off by 543 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,480 Speaker 1: about forty years because a lot of that stuff he 544 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 1: talked about in the book, the Orwellian thought police and 545 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 1: all that, um, it happened not in four closer too, 546 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,120 Speaker 1: So I guess maybe fifty years or whatever. But yeah, 547 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,280 Speaker 1: that's another one. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports 548 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,080 Speaker 1: talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows 549 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 1: at Fox Sports Radio dot com and within the I 550 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: Heart Radio app search f s R to listen live. 551 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 1: So all right, thank you Mr Lewis Luciano. Classing up 552 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,400 Speaker 1: the show Lenny the crypt keeper from Florida. Right, so 553 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,880 Speaker 1: he says, who do you pick? Carl Malone or Elvin Hayes, 554 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:50,640 Speaker 1: Jabbar or Shack Bird or magic? Alright, So I'm gonna 555 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:55,240 Speaker 1: take car Malone over Elvin Hayes. I lost a radio 556 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,760 Speaker 1: job the Carl Malone and uh he was awesome for 557 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,640 Speaker 1: the Utah Jazz a player to watch. I enjoyed that. 558 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 1: The Jabar Shack thing. I want to pick Shock because 559 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,080 Speaker 1: of his physical dominance, But the most unstoppable shot in 560 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,360 Speaker 1: the history of sport, in any sport, is the sky hook. 561 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,560 Speaker 1: So I gotta go with Kareem on that. The fact 562 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: that no one's been able to mimic that is wild 563 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,840 Speaker 1: you have. If you could just do that, you would 564 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 1: be a dominant force in the n b A and 565 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,640 Speaker 1: Kareem pulled it off all those years, So I would 566 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,960 Speaker 1: go with the sky hook of Kareem. And then the 567 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 1: Bird Magic one. I mean, that is a the ultimate 568 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,360 Speaker 1: toss up. I give an edge to to Magic though 569 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 1: because it's it's close. I felt like Magic lasted a 570 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,480 Speaker 1: wee bit longer than bird Bird's back started giving out, 571 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,880 Speaker 1: So I'll give the edge to Magic. You want to 572 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 1: end on that guest gunt, Yeah, I mean I like Malone. 573 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,560 Speaker 1: I think I'd go a Shack just because of when 574 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: he was in Los Angeles, he was so dominant. And 575 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: then Kareem is the all time leading score in NBA history, 576 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 1: though I understand that, I mean people could say that. 577 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: Part of the thing was when I was a kid, 578 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,600 Speaker 1: I went to the first game I went to was 579 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,240 Speaker 1: like a Lakers Golden State game. It was I was 580 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 1: in youth basketball play on the court at the Forum 581 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,960 Speaker 1: after the game, right and as through the eyes of 582 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: a child, they took us down to stand so we 583 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,880 Speaker 1: could run out right after the game and playing on 584 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,640 Speaker 1: the court. So we were sitting like a last row 585 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,000 Speaker 1: the forum. So we walked down and I'm walking and 586 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,120 Speaker 1: I walked by the basket as Kareem is doing the 587 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 1: sky hook and I'm a little fat, round kid, and 588 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,840 Speaker 1: I look up and it looked like Kareem's hand was 589 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,920 Speaker 1: touching the fucking ceiling at the Forum. It was it 590 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,040 Speaker 1: was beautiful. I mean, I I don't know what I 591 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,240 Speaker 1: was saying. And through the eyes of a child, Oh 592 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,840 Speaker 1: my god, and no one ever could stop him. And 593 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,880 Speaker 1: I watched Shock and Shack was great, but Shock had 594 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 1: Shock had no moves on offense. His move was just 595 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,760 Speaker 1: to run you over, which was very effective. But like 596 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,280 Speaker 1: Stanley Roberts who he played with at l s U. 597 00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,840 Speaker 1: And I knew Stanley when he played with the Clippers 598 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,160 Speaker 1: of the but Stanley had many more offensive moves than 599 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:08,360 Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neil did so. And also I think in today's game, 600 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,120 Speaker 1: i'd take burn. But back in the day, I Magic 601 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,960 Speaker 1: Johnson was my favorite player. So yeah, Bird would be 602 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: really really good in the way the NBA that just 603 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 1: to jump popping shot, Poppa shot NBA of today, Ethan 604 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,320 Speaker 1: and Acron writes and says, what franchise has the saddest history? Alright, 605 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,760 Speaker 1: So there's different definitions of sad, Like you said, just rotten, losing, pathetic. 606 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,320 Speaker 1: He'd go like the Detroit Lions, the Cleveland Browns at 607 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,400 Speaker 1: one point where a respected franchise, he beloved franchise. I 608 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,320 Speaker 1: can't go with the Cleveland Browns. They've been a laughing 609 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,600 Speaker 1: stock lately. You could also say the Bengals. But the 610 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,560 Speaker 1: Bengals occasionally had some good teams that got to the 611 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,440 Speaker 1: Super Bowl with Boomers siasin that the Ken Anderson days, 612 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 1: they had some some decent teams. So I guess you 613 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,120 Speaker 1: San Diego and l a Chargers man, like they have 614 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,040 Speaker 1: never won. They got to one Super Bowl, got blown 615 00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:00,400 Speaker 1: out in two cities, but they were like average, like 616 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,480 Speaker 1: Chargers are like your typical, like Indiana Pacers. Like the 617 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,960 Speaker 1: Indiana Pacers are average. They're never that bad, they're never 618 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,799 Speaker 1: that great. They're kind of in the middle. They've had 619 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,440 Speaker 1: Hall of Fame talent that has revolutionized the game and 620 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 1: they still fell short. They had a four ten two 621 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,560 Speaker 1: team that lost at home after Marlon McCree made a 622 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,560 Speaker 1: pick of Tom Brady and then fumbled the football away 623 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,400 Speaker 1: like that. You know, the Chargers have had a sorry 624 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,520 Speaker 1: but I'm talking all times, just like the Linons suck 625 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,000 Speaker 1: every year and the only time people watch him is 626 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,279 Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving and this boring. They don't compete most of 627 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,080 Speaker 1: the time and they suck. And then, my god, if 628 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 1: people would say the Clippers in basketball, but the Clippers 629 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,839 Speaker 1: over the last decade have been one of the top 630 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 1: teams in the NBA consistently during the regular season. Minnesota 631 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:50,839 Speaker 1: is actually the Timberwolves. Pathetic, They're gonna be the worst. 632 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,640 Speaker 1: And in baseball, see, baseball is tough. Yeah, baseball. You 633 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 1: could even say the Marlins are terrible. But they've won 634 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,520 Speaker 1: two World Series. Yeah, they've only made the Laofs twice. 635 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,000 Speaker 1: They've had more hunt ninety eight plus lost seasons, and 636 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 1: they've had playoff appearances. Uh, the Mariners, but man, the 637 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,400 Speaker 1: Mariners were the most exciting team in baseball and the 638 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,880 Speaker 1: Griffy years, the Mariners are the most exciting team when 639 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,479 Speaker 1: they had and your Martinez and those guys. They never won, 640 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,480 Speaker 1: but they were fun to watch. Randy Johnson on the mound, 641 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,600 Speaker 1: they were the show. I remember when they come into 642 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 1: Anaheim and they would get a big crowd, the fucking Mariners. 643 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: People wanted to see Griffy. He was a rock star. 644 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,520 Speaker 1: Well he was like the is he the last rock star? 645 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think Jeter played longer, and obviously 646 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: they crossed over, but I don't think people went out 647 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,319 Speaker 1: of their way to watch Jeter a a rod maybe 648 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: a little bit, but like Griffy that he had this 649 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,640 Speaker 1: this charisma to him, that he was like the last 650 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,160 Speaker 1: of the baseball players where people actually cared about all 651 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,920 Speaker 1: the stars that he gives a funk about. Nobody goes 652 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,480 Speaker 1: out to watch Mike Trout, Who the funk cares? The 653 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,279 Speaker 1: guy's boring. Uh, he's not. He didn't want to be 654 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,440 Speaker 1: a star. And then so people don't treat him like one. 655 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,880 Speaker 1: Well what about the San Diego Padres. Then, oh, my 656 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,440 Speaker 1: sad sack. Padres. They do a couple of World series 657 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,200 Speaker 1: though they got sweat. Yeah, but the Marriners have never 658 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,800 Speaker 1: even been to the World Series. There's never been to 659 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,720 Speaker 1: the World Series. Padres had the great Tony Gwin Podres 660 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,520 Speaker 1: like they were. I think the more like the Chargers 661 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,040 Speaker 1: of the Pacers kind of average average, Like the Mirrors 662 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,080 Speaker 1: have been really terrible. They were terrible early on when 663 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:28,360 Speaker 1: they started, and they've been terrible again. Here all, we 664 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,120 Speaker 1: gotta be a time for a couple more so, let's 665 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,799 Speaker 1: try to get these last couple In Kentucky, Jay says, 666 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: would you guys rather attend an arm wrestling match or 667 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,720 Speaker 1: a Knickerbocker Hawks game, because I'm taking the exciting arm wrestling, 668 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,040 Speaker 1: And he said, I'm talking about the exciting arm wrestling 669 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,399 Speaker 1: like the movie Over the Top of the Top Lincoln Hawk. 670 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,239 Speaker 1: Is his name Sylvester Sloan? Well, are we talking? Are 671 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,319 Speaker 1: we talking? Wouldn't be a playoff game because the Knicks 672 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,799 Speaker 1: never make the playoffs or the Hawks. But if it 673 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,600 Speaker 1: was like a playoff game, I would rather watch a 674 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,640 Speaker 1: Knicks Hawks playoff game if they both made the playoffs. 675 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,440 Speaker 1: But if if not, if it's like a boring regular 676 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: season game on a Wednesday night where there's no juice 677 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,160 Speaker 1: in the building, then I take arm wrestling. I'm down 678 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,560 Speaker 1: for arm wrestling just for the simple fact that someone 679 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:13,480 Speaker 1: might snap their arm. You're sick you're you've gone to 680 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,680 Speaker 1: the dark side. You're on the highway to hell. Trucker 681 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,080 Speaker 1: Joel writes in from Pennsylvania. He says, if both of 682 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:24,200 Speaker 1: y'all could bring back anyone from the dead for twenty 683 00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,560 Speaker 1: four hours, who would it be? What would you say? 684 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:32,239 Speaker 1: And where would you go with them? It's kind of 685 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,080 Speaker 1: a cop thing. I mean, the obvious one for me 686 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,480 Speaker 1: would be my mom to say, Hey, Mom, look how 687 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,080 Speaker 1: funked up the world is today. You're not around. Look 688 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,799 Speaker 1: at that ship that we're gonna do with um. But 689 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,600 Speaker 1: if you want to go like someone in sports, I mean, 690 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,600 Speaker 1: the cliches will be like bringing back Babe Ruth. He was. 691 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,640 Speaker 1: He was a five tool player and he was great 692 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,520 Speaker 1: with the ladies. Right party Again, here's some of those 693 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,960 Speaker 1: stories about when he was you know, women were chasing 694 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,319 Speaker 1: him naked through the train that Birch Sugar used to 695 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,760 Speaker 1: tell that story, the late great Birch Sugar. How about 696 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,080 Speaker 1: Wilt Chamberlain. I was on the air of the day 697 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 1: Wilt Chamberlain died. Uh, we're doing radio in l a 698 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,839 Speaker 1: And imagine some of the stories Wilt has to tell 699 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,720 Speaker 1: about his days with the women. He was a big 700 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,200 Speaker 1: will Will was ahead of his time in more ways 701 00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,680 Speaker 1: than one. But like can you imagine Wilt Chamberlain today, 702 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,399 Speaker 1: which the story telling and people wouldn't be able to handle. 703 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,799 Speaker 1: They'd be triggered by the stories about it. He would 704 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,200 Speaker 1: have been canceled by the culture before being a woman. 705 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:34,719 Speaker 1: What about Joelton Joe DiMaggio. You know, I saw the 706 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,560 Speaker 1: matt I as a kid. I went to a hotel 707 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,640 Speaker 1: in San Diego to get Joe Tomaggio's autograph because he 708 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 1: was in town for an autograph show, and a buddy 709 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,359 Speaker 1: of mine tipped me off what hotel he was staying at. 710 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,759 Speaker 1: So we hung out, is me and a couple of kids. 711 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,400 Speaker 1: We hung out. We were teenagers. They hung out in 712 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,000 Speaker 1: a lobby at this hotel in Sandy as swanky hotel 713 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,200 Speaker 1: in San Diego, waiting for the Maggio to get out 714 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,120 Speaker 1: of his room and get on the elevator. And that 715 00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,880 Speaker 1: fucking guy to matt he was an old man at 716 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,960 Speaker 1: that point. I think he died a couple of years later, 717 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,000 Speaker 1: but he he they even at that point in life. 718 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,920 Speaker 1: They snuck him through the kitchen. They snuck Joe to 719 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,160 Speaker 1: Maggio through the kitchen because he didn't you want to 720 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:16,040 Speaker 1: sign autographs for US kids. How about that? That's pretty good. Um, who, 721 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,359 Speaker 1: so who do you want to be? Who you would 722 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,280 Speaker 1: want to I probably want to bring back some presidents. 723 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,279 Speaker 1: I'd bring back to JFK and bring back Lincoln and 724 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,759 Speaker 1: then George Washington of course, what about William Howard Taff No, 725 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,319 Speaker 1: it would be it would be interesting to bring back 726 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,960 Speaker 1: the forefathers and say, all right, is this what you intended? 727 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,759 Speaker 1: Is this? You put all these guidelines and guardrails in 728 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,600 Speaker 1: the constitution. This is the country the way it is 729 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,600 Speaker 1: today with mobs of people running around for people disagree 730 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,840 Speaker 1: with people that have free thought and disagree with their position. 731 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,359 Speaker 1: Is this what you expected? And if you saw this, 732 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,880 Speaker 1: what would you change? Wouldn't that be interesting here with 733 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,360 Speaker 1: a guy like George Washington or any of those Benjamin Franklin, 734 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,640 Speaker 1: any of those people would say, Yeah, you get Thomas 735 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,400 Speaker 1: Edison in there, that'd be great. Um, what if you 736 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,759 Speaker 1: got like a warrior? What if you got Ganghis Khan 737 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,839 Speaker 1: or someone like that. Yeah, yeah, you could. You could 738 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,120 Speaker 1: go down that that rotor of you want? Or sun Zoo? 739 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,560 Speaker 1: How about the fact sun Zoo wrote a hundred page 740 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,080 Speaker 1: book The Art of war, which everyone to this day 741 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 1: credits like any military people and when the military reason, 742 00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,520 Speaker 1: sports people use it and they used the concepts from 743 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,759 Speaker 1: that book from sun Zoo in in athletic competition, on 744 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Speaker 1: any kind of competition. Alright. Last one, Carlos in Houston 745 00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,400 Speaker 1: U says, how much money did you lose on the 746 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,200 Speaker 1: Music City Miracle? Uh, Carlos, I don't want to get 747 00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,040 Speaker 1: into it. It was a very painful amount of money. 748 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,320 Speaker 1: And I am trying to forget that that was of 749 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,160 Speaker 1: illegal forward passes, you know, Carlos from Frank White check 750 00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,960 Speaker 1: to Kevin Dyson. Into my last breath in this mortal coil, 751 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,120 Speaker 1: I will believe that with all my being. He also 752 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:56,480 Speaker 1: says his three year old child is saying number one 753 00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,440 Speaker 1: like to drop on the show. I hope he's not 754 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,719 Speaker 1: using the thing. Well, that's great. I love I love 755 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,400 Speaker 1: this man. You guys are cool. So I've heard Carlos 756 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,840 Speaker 1: says is three year old kids, which is like the 757 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,840 Speaker 1: coolest three year old kid around saying number one. And 758 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,560 Speaker 1: then another guy and I forget the guy's name, and 759 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,520 Speaker 1: I apologize from I think it was from Minnesota, said 760 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,759 Speaker 1: that his kid has adopted bad job by you and 761 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,279 Speaker 1: so his kid runs around saying bad job by you, 762 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,200 Speaker 1: which is great. That's pretty cool. That's pretty neat. So 763 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,279 Speaker 1: as we wrap this thing up, I do need to 764 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,120 Speaker 1: add we we have actually have a review that was 765 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,000 Speaker 1: added to two iTunes. Can I can I throw that 766 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,239 Speaker 1: in here as we Oh, let me guess, let me, 767 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,360 Speaker 1: let me go. This is gonna be massaging You're junk, 768 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,000 Speaker 1: is what this is gonna be. This is gonna be 769 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,720 Speaker 1: a fallacio for guess god. Yes, no, no, it's actually 770 00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,960 Speaker 1: not the title of it is seriously entertaining, and it's 771 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:52,160 Speaker 1: five stars. It's from half nineteen eighty um, but it 772 00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:57,080 Speaker 1: says this podcast is simply the best podcast around. Dave 773 00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 1: and Ben make a great parent. Always entertained me. I 774 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:07,160 Speaker 1: never missed an episode. That's it's pretty pretty amazing. It's 775 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,200 Speaker 1: interesting you read that one. He didn't read great podcast, 776 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,319 Speaker 1: great podcast. Big Ben is a radio legend. Who's the 777 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:18,040 Speaker 1: other guy from rob Rob wrote that one you put 778 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:22,319 Speaker 1: five stars? That's fine. You don't know who you are, 779 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,160 Speaker 1: that's fine. He again, Remember you're probably not listening now 780 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,000 Speaker 1: because most people don't listen to the whole fucking podcast. 781 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,120 Speaker 1: But if you are, God love you. We're like extreme 782 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,160 Speaker 1: get a life. But no, seriously, but five stars on 783 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,520 Speaker 1: the podcast. I know it's a pain in the ask. 784 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,160 Speaker 1: Nobody does it. I don't do it. I listen to 785 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,000 Speaker 1: podcasts all the time. I fuck it. I don't think 786 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Speaker 1: I've ever reviewed one, so I guess I'm disingenuous. Do 787 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,080 Speaker 1: what I say, not what I do. But it does 788 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,040 Speaker 1: help us out, and we we got a couple. Um 789 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,920 Speaker 1: keep them coming. They'll keep those reviews coming. And five stars, 790 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,120 Speaker 1: it would be great. And uh, we'll love you forever. 791 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,239 Speaker 1: We'll love you forever. All right, have a great rest 792 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,440 Speaker 1: of your Sunday here, and we will be back at 793 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,839 Speaker 1: it tonight. I'll be back in the box in the 794 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,480 Speaker 1: flying pan behind the microphones for another edition of the 795 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,360 Speaker 1: Ben Mallar Show. Stay healthy, be well. We'll catch you 796 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:07,759 Speaker 1: next time.