1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: We got that laughter for your soul. And now to 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,959 Speaker 1: get into the breaking you on this show, heck you want, 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:13,239 Speaker 1: Homian show me Creeper eight from Cholottle Fits. And so 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: right now, Homie, on this litt video'm gonna show you 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: a little tricks of the trades. Ay, because right now 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,079 Speaker 1: I'm seeing a lot of head. They get tricked on 7 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: me like they do a lot of times in fitness 8 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 1: or just humans in general. They'll be like get tricked 9 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: roll easy a by consumerisms and capitalisms or whatever. So 10 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: right now, Homi, in the Finnish community, like fools are 11 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,840 Speaker 1: all like, oh damn kettle bows ay, And like when 12 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 1: you describe, hey, what's a kettle bow? It's basically a 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 1: little block of concrete or a handle on it, ay, 14 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: And fools are spanning all kinds of ferria on that, 15 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: which is a trip on me. So what I have 16 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: my creeper bows? A So what creeper bows on me? 17 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 1: You could get a bag of concrete from the INSTACRT, 18 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: so bring it to you a for like less than 19 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: five dollars four forty free it How much was a 20 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: bag of concrete on me? Four forty nine? Eh, you 21 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: can get a bag of concrete, and with that bag 22 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 1: of concrete, then you go to the ninety nine and 23 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,559 Speaker 1: get buckets on me, and I know what you're thinking. 24 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: They're like, hey, well, how much of those buckets creeper 25 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: or at the ninety nine cent store? Riddle me this? Ay, 26 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: their ninety nine cents on me? So with tax and everything, 27 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: it's about a dollar twelve. So I got six of those, homie, 28 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 1: I put concrete in them, and now I got six 29 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 1: creeper bells, ay for less than fifteen dollars on me. 30 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,759 Speaker 1: So if you want to be like one of these 31 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: fools that follows these kettle bell hind us on the 32 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: YouTube's that are like, oh they have their limen lulu's 33 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: and their hundred dollars kettle bells and hey you know, 34 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: then then yeah, then live your life, you know, if 35 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: you want to get tricked like that, because yeah, I 36 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: know kettle when I heard kettle bells, like, hey, that 37 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: must be from a farm or something, and if you 38 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: look at the history a google it or whatever, yeah, 39 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: it did come from a farm in Russia. Homie. They 40 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: had kettle bells that they used to weigh grains so 41 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: they can sell it at the market. But then they're like, oh, 42 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: but we're all cold right now because we're in Russia. 43 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: It's freezing condition. Let's just start throwing these things around. Eh. 44 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: So they started throwing the kettle bows and they're like, oh, look, 45 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: we could work out with this. And then you know, 46 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: Americans were like, oh, hey, we could use these in 47 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 1: our new fitness clients on how we do. But yeah, 48 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: so waste money like that on me or just do 49 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: the creeper bows all right. So there's a little history 50 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: fact on where kettle bows really came from on me 51 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: and a way to save fattia because you can do 52 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: the creeper boughs for less than half the price. That's 53 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: what sucked you, stupid stupid bitch. How dare you even 54 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: think that you have a chance with my man? All right? 55 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: Stick to your little stupid YouTube flucy activities all right, bitch, 56 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: because that's my man. I'll fuck you up. Stay away 57 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: from Peter because you're as simple as cavrona. Try to 58 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 1: mess up my man out right up on you and 59 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: I'll bust your head bitch and make it swell smack 60 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: you win the tone with their own kettle bell. Stick 61 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,839 Speaker 1: to your week as YouTube? What I do with top 62 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: notch what you do with boo boo? To pay attention 63 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: to what's pumping up the speaker, staying you're lane, and 64 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: stay away from Peter the book, Stay away from Peter's 65 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: day away from Peter a bit? How fuck you are? 66 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: She's food? Stay away from Peter day day day? Day 67 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: away from Peter? They say, say, what, stay away from Peter? 68 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: How fuck you us? Don't piss me off, bitch, because 69 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 1: I get reckless seeing my man follow your stupid ass stretches. 70 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: That's might follow the stretching, exfoliate. Then I write, I'm 71 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: so hard tell his bhon spray I'm gonna do with 72 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: Ted talk on that we need Peter be bagging. Please 73 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: give me Mark Jason so dumb country cups. Let's stick 74 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: to tennis. I don't give a fuck, bitch. I get 75 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: relentless too. Stay away from Peter's stay stay away from 76 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: Peter or how fuss you up? Book? Stay away from 77 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: Peter day day? They say, away from Peter. Let's take 78 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: away from Peter. That's right, bit all right, don't make 79 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: me tell you twice, okay, because if I have to 80 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: come tell you twice, you're gonna not even be able 81 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: to be conscious to realize what happened, because I'm gonna 82 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 1: not just scoop that that's out. Okay, so you might 83 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: want to wear a helmet. Helmet that covers your dumbat 84 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: space too, stupid bitch, that's my mat I take you 85 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: away from her. I don't care. I don't even think 86 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: anything sexual about the city is mmm, no, no, no. 87 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 1: Ram to a customer service. Who do I have the 88 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: pleasure of speaking with today? Is this creeper? Hey? I 89 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 1: one of those robots on me. We call ours Carlos. 90 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: But he's all fucked up right now. He can't stop 91 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: ramming the washing machine home. He's ramming it all crazy 92 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 1: right now. Yeah do you like that, mama? And yeah, 93 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: like for a robot, it doesn't even know. Well, he's 94 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: pretty horning. But beyond that, homie, I can't even dry 95 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: my clothes. Hey, So it's like a catch twenty two 96 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,239 Speaker 1: or whatever. They say. I'm sorry to hear the Trevor 97 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: problems with your unit. Hey, well mean as I just guy, 98 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: I think it's his unit that's having that problem. You 99 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Hope up to your troubleshoot with 100 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: you over the phone. I'm just gonna need you to 101 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 1: reach behind it and shut it on. Oh dang, a 102 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: rebold shit glad I called the professionals. Hey, all right, hey, 103 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 1: hold up? Who me? Yeah? All right, Well here's a 104 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: switch right here. Hey, so I can hold He still 105 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: ramming HOMEI won't stop. Okay, let's try something else here. 106 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: We won't be able to reset the main frame on 107 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: our end until he nuts um. In the back panel, 108 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: you'll see a green light. Can you read to me 109 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 1: what that says? Eighteen point two five? Great? Great? Okay. 110 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 1: Now I need you to look at the source compartment regulator. Okay, 111 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: can you read the last four digits starting with the 112 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 1: X two point zero zero B? Okay, yeah, yeah, see 113 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 1: right here? Uh seven seven five one excellent. Lastly, just 114 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,160 Speaker 1: pulled back the rear assembly and you'll see the CID configurator. 115 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 1: I'll need you to decrease the parameters, okay, and I'll 116 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: match up the levels with the schematics in the manual. Okay. Next, okay, 117 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,920 Speaker 1: do you have a vacuum nearby? Of course, go on 118 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: right here. Okay, go ahead and turn that on. Go 119 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: around the house and turn on any appliance as you have. Okay, 120 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: could be a blender, microwave, or TV. Let just turn 121 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 1: them all on. Okay, all right, now here goes out 122 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: blendard Okay, that microwave, and now here's the TV. Gang 123 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: got all dang Holmie, oh dang, he's getting all excited 124 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: hersh ain't you get it? Cardloss about the blood, he's 125 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,799 Speaker 1: about the booker. Okay, now now we're talking. That should 126 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: do the trick. We just need to overstimulate the computer 127 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: order to reset the system call. Okay, oh shoot, well 128 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: get it. Carlos. He's like having like a threesome or 129 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: ain't nab or summer ione. It's like a and the 130 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: plants org on me get it Los, like general damn 131 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: my homiere in there getting the home boy. Okay, Well, 132 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: sounds like he's really getting after it there and customer 133 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: thirds up, So you did it? Hey? This was hey Carlos, Carlos, Yeah, 134 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: I mean this was passed out. Ain't just bust it 135 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: all crazy? All right? Sounds like that's gonna do it. 136 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 1: Should be able to reset the signal to remove Carlos's 137 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 1: stress levels and he'll be running back to normal again. Okay, 138 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: I'll up. Okay, now go ahead and try it. While 139 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: I have you on the phone here. Okay, Hey Carlos, Carlos, Yeah, hello, Hey, 140 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: good morning on me. Hey, so I was scared you're 141 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 1: gonna have to clean up the mess. Hey, you made 142 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: a mess with your robo or whatever? Yes, no problem, hey, 143 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: customer service, hold me. Hey, thanks for the help. Hey, 144 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 1: I guess it's true what they say, you know, like 145 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: when you're stressed out and not you know, crazy, you 146 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: might just need to empty out your webwels if you 147 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, you know, like bust a nut 148 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: or whatever. One. Okay, no problem, creeper you and Carlos, 149 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,319 Speaker 1: enjoy the rest of your day. That's all right. Thank 150 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: you on me, Hey, say thank you, Carlos to the 151 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 1: customer service. Thank you customer service. All right, I would 152 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 1: go on on me. You've heard people say, don't shit 153 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,319 Speaker 1: where you eat. Well, those people have never been to 154 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:53,960 Speaker 1: Puppio Dukie. Shit need Here. At Puppio Dukies, our custom 155 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 1: made booths are adjustable to any size for maximum comfort 156 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: while you're dining on our complimentary, on limits nacho trot 157 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:05,679 Speaker 1: delivered right to your table. Poopio Dukeye's humble beginning started 158 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,920 Speaker 1: back in eighteen ninety three When cornwallis poopy. Beauregard had 159 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: a dream to bring the ultimate and comfort dining to 160 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,679 Speaker 1: everyday people. What began with one simple toilet and a 161 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:21,239 Speaker 1: single dining tray in a small outhouse in southern Mississippi 162 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,959 Speaker 1: has now grown into one of the fastest growing chains 163 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: in North America. But what about the white thing. There's 164 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: no wiping, that's right. Each Pupio Dukie poo booth is 165 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,559 Speaker 1: fitted with the most powerful the day this side of 166 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,719 Speaker 1: the Atlantic, a suck at France. You can experience the 167 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 1: ultimate and relaxed dining as you fill your belly and 168 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: let your body do the rest. And please take your time. 169 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: At Poopio Dukey's, we won't rush you. That's the Poopio 170 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 1: Dukey promise. That's Pupio Dukie shouldn't eat Just off Root 171 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: ninety five, a truly one of a kind dining experience. 172 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: We're open the day and night at Poopy Oh Dukies, 173 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 1: the place you should and eat show. Oh hey, it's 174 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,800 Speaker 1: the cable guy. How are you doing mehole? Oh? What's 175 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 1: up out? Gee? How are you doing man? I'm doing good? 176 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 1: Where's creeper at? Oh? He's doing one of his shortal 177 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 1: fit sessions over there at that gym. Oh man, that 178 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 1: dude stays busier than a one legged man and an 179 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 1: ass eating contest. Whoa, wow, cable guy, you should pretty 180 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:38,760 Speaker 1: high right now. Oh that's because I'm really high right now. Well, 181 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 1: I hope you're able to fix our cable box. We've 182 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: been having problems with it ever since Carlos our robots 183 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,559 Speaker 1: started rapping all the appliances. He was doing that for 184 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: almost three days. Oh yeah, I heard that on the right. 185 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 1: He probably not something listen sounded like, yeah, well, get 186 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 1: back there and start working on it. It shouldn't take long. 187 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:10,440 Speaker 1: It's mostly vibes. Vibes okay, Oh shit, Hey oge even 188 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 1: getting into any new shows lately because you turned me 189 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:18,079 Speaker 1: onto Gordita Island and it was a trip. Oh yes, yes, 190 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,959 Speaker 1: I love Gordy Island. Yeah, I'm waiting to see you. 191 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 1: If they renew it for another season, they better I 192 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 1: love that shot. I hope so. But lately I've been 193 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:31,199 Speaker 1: watching one called Love is Blind. Oh man, what's that about. Well, 194 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,520 Speaker 1: that's where people try to, you know, get to know 195 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 1: each other before they know what each other looked like. 196 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: They put them in separate rooms. They can't see each other, 197 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 1: but they can, you know, hear and conversate. Oh yeah, 198 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: that cat fishing? Is that? What's no? I don't maybe 199 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: something like that. I'm not too sure the terms of it, 200 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 1: but reminds me of an ancient story. Are you gonna 201 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: tell another one of your stories? Og? Yeah, all right, 202 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,680 Speaker 1: I'll just take a seat. Then. Back in nineteen sixty seven, 203 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 1: Xavier Katalamic He was a very well known mechanic and 204 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,839 Speaker 1: a welder who had his very own shop. Very nice, 205 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:16,360 Speaker 1: nice and hard working man, respected in the community. But 206 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:21,520 Speaker 1: one day, well he was intoxicated from his alcoholic beverages. 207 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 1: He forgot to put his shield on as she was 208 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,960 Speaker 1: starting to weld the frame of a nineteen thirty nine 209 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:38,960 Speaker 1: Plymouth Sedan. The sparks flew into his eyes. He lost 210 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:46,400 Speaker 1: his vision forever, or did he. He lived alone with 211 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,880 Speaker 1: two kids in college. They came down to help him, 212 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 1: but they could only stay for so long as they 213 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,079 Speaker 1: had to get back to school. So his daughter found 214 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: an ad on Craigslist for a stage at home nurse sold. 215 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 1: They left her a key and went back to college. 216 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:15,079 Speaker 1: Xavier waited and waited. Then one evening he heard the 217 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:22,959 Speaker 1: door open a presence approach. It was a she and 218 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: she said hello, hello, and introduced herself. I'm Gabriella. Then 219 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 1: she asked him for a hug. Huggly. Xavier reached his 220 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 1: arms out and he hugged, and he felt like he 221 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:46,959 Speaker 1: was hugging a big stack of warm tires, type of 222 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: tires I would fit onto a fort broncle. He was 223 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 1: so relieved Gabriella would help him. She helped him bathe 224 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 1: she cooked for him, she told stories. They laughed together. 225 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,480 Speaker 1: Then she started to give him full body massages with 226 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:12,640 Speaker 1: happy endings that means you know. She would stroke a 227 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: weenie to help him feel relaxed and his time of pain. 228 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 1: They rarely started to connect. It was magical. Then one 229 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:29,160 Speaker 1: day she said, okay, I think you've held enough and 230 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 1: now it's time. Xavier was confused. Then Gabriella got warm 231 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:42,960 Speaker 1: banana leaves and covered his eyes. The banana leaves were big, 232 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,200 Speaker 1: they pretty much covered his whole head, but she focused 233 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 1: on the eyes. Then began to say a prayer in 234 00:14:50,840 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 1: her native language, what see what see? I a huts 235 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:31,560 Speaker 1: he puts your maca oh oh whoa whoa whoa? What's hut? 236 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:47,400 Speaker 1: Then she said no Xavier, please wait till I leave 237 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:52,400 Speaker 1: before you remove these leaves. And he said, no, Gabriella, 238 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 1: I don't want you to leave. She said no, no, Xavier, 239 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: it'll be better this way, for I am afraid that 240 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: she will not like my appearance. He said, that is ridiculous, 241 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 1: That is beyond ridiculous, Gabriella. Then he caught her attention 242 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 1: and told her, for you cannot leave. I am in 243 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 1: love with you. So he confessed his feeling, and she 244 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: began to cry. She was crying. As she cried, he 245 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: took his hand and removed the leaves from his head 246 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 1: and face and eyes. He could see it was a miracle. 247 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: Then he saw Gabriella. She was at least six foot 248 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 1: four inches in height. She was wearing a tank top 249 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: and had a tattoo on her right arm of the 250 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:05,159 Speaker 1: scheld inman it covered the whole arm, and she was 251 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:10,719 Speaker 1: wearing a bandana on her head that said dry, fast, 252 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:18,400 Speaker 1: Eat ass. They made eye contact. She was teary eyed 253 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,919 Speaker 1: and nervous. He looked at her, then looked at her 254 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,399 Speaker 1: bandana once more, and he got a little running start 255 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 1: and jumped into her arms. They mated all crazy. They 256 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: ate ass each other. It was a mash made in heaven. Look. 257 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:45,800 Speaker 1: Then they ran the shop together for another twenty seven years, Nico, 258 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,040 Speaker 1: and eventually they bought their dream retirement home in Victorville, California. 259 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:59,159 Speaker 1: What was a tragedy turned into a beautiful, beautiful love story. 260 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:04,959 Speaker 1: So my point is, cable men, is that love is blind. 261 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:10,200 Speaker 1: If you give a chance for souls to connect, anything 262 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:19,520 Speaker 1: anything can happen. Wow o gee, that was beautiful. You 263 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,840 Speaker 1: made me realize how lucky I am to have a 264 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 1: good woman at home. And I'm gonna stop smoking weed 265 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 1: at home so I can connect and be more present 266 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 1: for her. From now on, I'm only smoking weed network. 267 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,560 Speaker 1: Oh that's very sweet of you, cable men. But I 268 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,480 Speaker 1: would say the most important lesson to take out of 269 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 1: this story is that if you want a relationship to last, 270 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:54,399 Speaker 1: then you must you must eat ash. Oh yeah, she 271 00:18:54,480 --> 00:19:06,480 Speaker 1: would really appreciate that. The votas three sixty by rap 272 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 1: Tech for above the rim performance on and off the court. 273 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,359 Speaker 1: You won't ever experience a basketball shoe with this much 274 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:17,639 Speaker 1: ankle support, with three colors to choose from brown, light brown, 275 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,640 Speaker 1: and kind of yellow. Be the envy of the gym 276 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: and your work site. The Vota's three sixty. Elevate your game. 277 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:41,000 Speaker 1: That's the rock. That's the rock. Ah. Hey, trip foo. 278 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,960 Speaker 1: They didn't even card me. Dang, this place is a trip. 279 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 1: It's kind of cracking in here. Hey, what's up, mister bartender? 280 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,479 Speaker 1: Can I get a Coca colava? You ain't from around here? 281 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,119 Speaker 1: Are your son? Well? My name is Junior Glavize from Mercida, California. 282 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 1: Who you know by that new shopping center. It's the 283 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,440 Speaker 1: one where they had the Wabba real food? Never heard 284 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,399 Speaker 1: of it? Have you ever had a Whopper Crew? Nope? 285 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: Ain't you should try it food? They got bomb ass 286 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,639 Speaker 1: chicken balls food And you could, I said, put extra 287 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 1: sauce on the side, don't you you know, because that's 288 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:13,560 Speaker 1: what I do, because then you could just like dip 289 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: the chicken into the sauce on the side to like 290 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 1: put an extra layer. And there you hate that little 291 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: man looking for a good time? I am, But damn you. Huh. 292 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 1: Your breath is kind of hitting right now, like no 293 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 1: offense or anything, even though your breath is being offensive, 294 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,240 Speaker 1: but you know, like it's kind of affecting the vibe 295 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, But I mean other than that, I mean, 296 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,280 Speaker 1: hund like you're pretty fine, but all that heat that's 297 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 1: coming out of your mouth right now, it's just like, nah, 298 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 1: it's not for me, you know what I mean? Well, whatever, 299 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: you're lost? Oh damn wow, But look to you me, huh, Hey, 300 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 1: mister fark tender homie. Who's that? Who's that being over there? 301 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: You don't want to be messing around with her. That's 302 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:57,119 Speaker 1: Chico's woman you're married about. She's out of her way. Hey. Oh, 303 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: she's coming up to me right now a little food. 304 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,760 Speaker 1: You better run if you know what's good for you. Hey, 305 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 1: are you looking at me like that from across the room? Ay? 306 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: To be honest with you, me U, I can't resist. 307 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 1: You're just so beautiful, Like I don't even picture you 308 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,040 Speaker 1: right here at Thessalana picture. You're walking like on a mountainside, 309 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: like next to the ocean and everything. You know, you're stup. No, 310 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 1: it's true. You look good and dang like, what's that 311 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 1: thing around your neck called? It looks pretty female or whatever? 312 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 1: It's a boy? Oh yeah, yeah, no, a feather ball. 313 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 1: It looks good on you. You look like, you know, 314 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,080 Speaker 1: like you're from frontier land. Have you ever been to 315 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:39,399 Speaker 1: a thunder minds when you've been you've got talking to 316 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,560 Speaker 1: me because my man is gonna get mad. I'm not scared. 317 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:48,560 Speaker 1: We had come on, we're just talking. Here it comes 318 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,880 Speaker 1: body man, who's this little boy here? Leave on? My lord, 319 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,240 Speaker 1: he didn't do nothing. You want to try to think? 320 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 1: My woman? A little man who settle this one outside? 321 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 1: For reals? Dang, it's like a clean Eastwoods movies on me. 322 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:08,800 Speaker 1: He's challenging you to a draw son. Oh dang, that's cool. 323 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,719 Speaker 1: Or let's go then food and if I win, then 324 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,679 Speaker 1: I get to kick it with Mighty Ben. All right, 325 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,960 Speaker 1: you're gonna lose our junior. He is the bestest junor 326 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,720 Speaker 1: than ever one. Or let's see him here. You know 327 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,880 Speaker 1: it's worth the shot because you're all fine. Let's see 328 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 1: what's up. All right, gentlemen, you know the rules. Stand 329 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,240 Speaker 1: back to back and on my signal, walk ten paces 330 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:37,240 Speaker 1: and draw it. Let's get this over with a gottle 331 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:42,159 Speaker 1: drink by lizard. Who oh dang, you're all doing it. 332 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,200 Speaker 1: Ain't Mighty Ben? You ever been to wapp a girl 333 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 1: content drick juniors talking drawn? O? Oh my god, it 334 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: I knew I would because I'm good. I'm playing those 335 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,040 Speaker 1: shooting games. On my computers or everything. But dang, he 336 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,920 Speaker 1: he shot a hold in my half food. Look, I 337 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 1: just got this one. It's all right, I'll get another one. 338 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,879 Speaker 1: I guess he never challenged a little homie before a junior. 339 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,399 Speaker 1: I can't believe it. You did it. I ain't. I 340 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,640 Speaker 1: guess I'm yours. Now where are you taking me? Oh? Yeah? Well? 341 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 1: Let score is a whopper grill, you know, that's where 342 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,280 Speaker 1: they have the balls and everything. Well, okay, what I'm 343 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,760 Speaker 1: on eating the shrimp? Also? Yeah, and the menu they 344 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 1: show like how many calories in each ball? And they're 345 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,119 Speaker 1: you think I'm counting calories? Are stupid? No, I just 346 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,639 Speaker 1: thought that. Oh yeah, maybe okay, we'll take me before 347 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 1: I change my mind? Yeah yeah no, let school so 348 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,000 Speaker 1: this is like a date. Huh? All right then meha 349 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,359 Speaker 1: will sat a little Let school get your home? Get you. 350 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,640 Speaker 1: I've seen a man. They strange happening in this old saloon. 351 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,960 Speaker 1: Some things you wouldn't believe if I told you with 352 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 1: my hand on a stack of bibles. But the day 353 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,560 Speaker 1: Junior one Marabelle's Heart and then did Chico's Devil Rain 354 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 1: with that one true shot as a story, I still 355 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 1: tell my grand babies. They're in their thirties now, because 356 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,399 Speaker 1: I'm a hundred and twelve years old. What was I 357 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:32,760 Speaker 1: talking about again? What's up? Brethren? Rudy Rodriguez here by 358 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,080 Speaker 1: the time my family love with a woman far saw 359 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:42,760 Speaker 1: her face. My love is blind, baby, My love is broken, 360 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:48,119 Speaker 1: hanging onto a broken dream because I know there's gotta 361 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:53,760 Speaker 1: be hope. Before I saw you, be Ben, I was 362 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,600 Speaker 1: already be in this some kind of way. The way 363 00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,240 Speaker 1: you talked on that bone when customers served it is 364 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,600 Speaker 1: the team moon blown. I said, I gotta meet this girl. 365 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,639 Speaker 1: I'm falling the dumb. I'm falling in love, and I 366 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,919 Speaker 1: gotta meet this gun. I'm falling in love. I'm falling 367 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:18,159 Speaker 1: in love. Finally, you said, okay, let's be getting tired 368 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,560 Speaker 1: of all your calls. I don't even know if your 369 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,440 Speaker 1: short or talk. She agreed to meet me at the 370 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:29,639 Speaker 1: Monabella gonna win, and that she was looking nucking allamever 371 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,919 Speaker 1: get full back for Fred's no state, big old shoulders 372 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: in a tight grip with some big old humok is 373 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 1: strong ass legs them child bear wing hips. I loved 374 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,680 Speaker 1: it all because love is blind. I said, I was 375 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,600 Speaker 1: already in love with your girl. But then I saw 376 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 1: your physical strength. I fell so deep, so deep into 377 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:57,680 Speaker 1: your heart. Girl. Love is lime, baby, love it broke, 378 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,800 Speaker 1: hanging on too a broken dream because I know there's 379 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:09,040 Speaker 1: gotta be hop My love is blind, baby, My love 380 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:14,200 Speaker 1: is broken, hanging onto a broken dream because I know 381 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,800 Speaker 1: there's gotta be hope. I said, I gotta meet this 382 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,960 Speaker 1: girl because I'm falling in love, falling in love. I said, 383 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,320 Speaker 1: I gotta meet this girl because I'm falling in love, 384 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:34,119 Speaker 1: falling in love. Say love is blind, Ruby Rodrie is 385 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 1: everybody blind. God bless our door. That quarters m m 386 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 1: m m m whom we got that doctor for your 387 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,280 Speaker 1: soul and now too. Then to the franky king you 388 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: on this show, he was too cousins, you move Premore. 389 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 1: I'm atting ok scurry for him, which you know is 390 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 1: pretty lean. But I got a free paths because my primo, 391 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,160 Speaker 1: Rubin was working here, but then he got fired. So anyways, 392 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,200 Speaker 1: he asked me if I can give him a ride 393 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,840 Speaker 1: to come pick up his last paycheck. And there's like 394 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,600 Speaker 1: a lot of people here and everything, and some of 395 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,400 Speaker 1: this like would be scary to someone else, but it's 396 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,680 Speaker 1: not scary to me because you know, I have like 397 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,200 Speaker 1: dark horses that imprisoned my soul, so it's really hard 398 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: to scare me. I'm like, look, look look at this 399 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,560 Speaker 1: guy right here. He's coming out of me right now. 400 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:38,800 Speaker 1: The chainsaw Oh no, jeeze. The guy's tried so hard. 401 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,840 Speaker 1: He's not even leather faced like the real chainsaw massacre franchise. 402 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,720 Speaker 1: You're just a regular guy and a messed up business suit. 403 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,199 Speaker 1: So lame. Also, look at a bunch of clowns with knives. 404 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:54,240 Speaker 1: It's like, bully, you know, same old thing, so dumb. 405 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,560 Speaker 1: You know, it's like, how can you how many times 406 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,919 Speaker 1: can you do the same thing expect people to get scared? 407 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,160 Speaker 1: Althottle Pennywise, it's pretty cool. But other than that, everybody's 408 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 1: trying so hard and it's so lame. Oh look here, 409 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,199 Speaker 1: because my premo Rubin, what's up, prettymo? What's too ruby? 410 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,600 Speaker 1: So you know they made him dress like a whirlwolf 411 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,040 Speaker 1: to scare people, and you said the costume was giving 412 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 1: them a rash. Rashes are so lame. So he has 413 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,119 Speaker 1: to be switched a grim reaper. But his boss is like, 414 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 1: oh no, like, you're not tall enough to be a 415 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,760 Speaker 1: grim Reaper in your arms are too big for the costume. 416 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,840 Speaker 1: It's gonna tear out of the costume because my Premo 417 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,879 Speaker 1: Rubin is like all buff and everything. So that was 418 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 1: pretty lame that his boss said that. And also his 419 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 1: boss was like, hey, I don't want you chasing people 420 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:44,280 Speaker 1: anymore because you know, my Premo looks kind of aggressive, 421 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: and I guess customers got too scared, which is so 422 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 1: lame because that's why you come here to get scared. Right, 423 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,239 Speaker 1: people are so lame. Let's go Premo. They're gonna hear 424 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 1: from my lawyer, Scott Nad. This guy isn't giving me 425 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: my last check and if I don't leave now, I'm 426 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:04,480 Speaker 1: gonna pipe that fool. Oh my gosh, she's just so lame. Prettymore, first, 427 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,520 Speaker 1: there was a costume. I told him that if they 428 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 1: didn't wash it in hypoallergenic detergent free of dies, that 429 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 1: I get itchy. They didn't listen. They said stop chasing fools. 430 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,880 Speaker 1: But I was so itchy that I was irritated, so 431 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760 Speaker 1: I had a chase fools. Your boss is so loom 432 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,920 Speaker 1: Let's look at the grim Reaper over there. He's drinking 433 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,520 Speaker 1: a big gass code. What the fuck. It's a violation 434 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 1: of quote of conduct and that's the boss next to him. 435 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my check, or let's go get it, 436 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,680 Speaker 1: give me my last check. I thought I told you 437 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 1: the league shot up, stoopid, I said, shoot up, I'll 438 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 1: send your last check. I think I need to decompress. 439 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 1: That said, all right, were you doing beating his ass 440 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,240 Speaker 1: for now? Okay, well maybe we should go right mona 441 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: Zoomer's revenge. I mean, it's pretty lame, but it's not 442 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,720 Speaker 1: as lame as working for a lame ass boss. He's 443 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 1: a lame but at least he took the putassels and 444 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:16,680 Speaker 1: I got a respecto for that. Oh look he's coming back, emo, 445 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:23,200 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, guys, I was just thinking, Ruben, 446 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 1: in between the moments when you were totally beating my ass, 447 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: I was thinking, we need security around here, and you're 448 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: the man for the job. How would you like to 449 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: come back for double the pay? Yeah, but if you 450 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,840 Speaker 1: act stupid, I'm gonna have to slap your ass again. Okay, 451 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: that's fair. Well that's an emo. Yeah, if you want 452 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,800 Speaker 1: to come work here, you can't too, because really, depression 453 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,200 Speaker 1: can be very scary. So you don't even need to 454 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,080 Speaker 1: dress up. You can just beat yourself. All right, beating 455 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 1: myself is pretty lime. But whatever, I'll take the job 456 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:01,040 Speaker 1: accuse of money. Life isn't a race, it's a marathon. 457 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,240 Speaker 1: You get what you put in day in and day out. 458 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,000 Speaker 1: All right, Hey, time to go to work, Come ins, 459 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 1: Come on, they push it, push it represent omen like 460 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:17,719 Speaker 1: they say, no pain, no game, VOTs Cross Trainer by 461 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:22,480 Speaker 1: ram Tech, through rain, sleet or snow the only stylish, 462 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,560 Speaker 1: sharp performance athletic shoot that's also a work food. Not 463 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,200 Speaker 1: the most comfortable, but hey, you were put on this 464 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,880 Speaker 1: earth to play. It's safe, so why start now? All right, 465 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:38,120 Speaker 1: come on, homies, let's go. Hey amy, huh um, if 466 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,640 Speaker 1: you're cars in the shop and everything, or you take 467 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,400 Speaker 1: the bus, or maybe you don't even have a car, 468 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,360 Speaker 1: you know, Um, I'm junior calash and I'll give you 469 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,239 Speaker 1: a right me huh like, don't trip like you can 470 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,280 Speaker 1: spend money on right your apps, you know that's pretty 471 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,520 Speaker 1: like cliches or whatever. Or you can just give me 472 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,240 Speaker 1: a car, you know, and just connect with somebody like 473 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,240 Speaker 1: you know, face to face or heart too hard, however 474 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 1: far you want to take it, you know, and I'll 475 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,200 Speaker 1: pick you up like wherever, as long as you're within 476 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:11,000 Speaker 1: five to seventy five miles radius. M Yeah, and I 477 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,440 Speaker 1: have a feed mate ride. I'm y in um. You know, 478 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: I'll take you like grocery shopping. I'll even take you 479 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,000 Speaker 1: to pick up one of your home girls. If you 480 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,200 Speaker 1: guys want to go to the mam or something, maybe 481 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,120 Speaker 1: get another ear piercing. I don't know your life, but 482 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,600 Speaker 1: I'll take you right there for those things. And I 483 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,960 Speaker 1: could also take you to the airport or to your 484 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,520 Speaker 1: theas pack because I know that she does things right 485 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:39,440 Speaker 1: there and I know like you'll enjoy all my amenities. Amenities, food, yeah, 486 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,560 Speaker 1: that my ride has to offer such as ACA food, 487 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:48,080 Speaker 1: air conditioned tening windows and I have power windows too, 488 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,440 Speaker 1: just on the passenger side at work, so not on 489 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 1: my side. But you don't have to worry about that 490 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,000 Speaker 1: because I'll be the one driving, and of course I 491 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,280 Speaker 1: have feed mat rims. Me huh um. So other right 492 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,680 Speaker 1: tra apps they like change by the mind fool, or 493 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 1: they have like um surge or lightning pricing when there's 494 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 1: like traffic, and that doesn't make sense to me, you know, 495 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 1: so I don't do that me huh. Actually, like the 496 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,280 Speaker 1: more traffic the better because then it gives us a 497 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 1: chance to get annoy each other, you know what I mean. 498 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,040 Speaker 1: And if you're having problems at work because of your 499 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,480 Speaker 1: boss or like you're like one of your co workers 500 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,680 Speaker 1: is just continuing to say dumb things that annoy you, 501 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 1: you can vent to mimiha and like all listening, like 502 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,920 Speaker 1: with open ears and open heart, open minding or anything. 503 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 1: And if you have problems like with your man, like 504 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,240 Speaker 1: if you're in a relationship and you have problems with 505 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,200 Speaker 1: your man, I can assure you that that he's a 506 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,000 Speaker 1: laying fool for making you feel that way, and that 507 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,120 Speaker 1: you know that he doesn't deserve you like that, and 508 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,640 Speaker 1: that he doesn't see you like I see you me huh, 509 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,120 Speaker 1: because I'm junior Glavis. So don't use other right trafs 510 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,640 Speaker 1: or nothing because they'll overcharge you. Just call me instead, 511 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,080 Speaker 1: and that's the best thing. And you know what, you're 512 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:03,440 Speaker 1: gonna trip on this bed. It's free, yeah, because sometimes 513 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,480 Speaker 1: I just you know, I get lonely or whatever, but 514 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,520 Speaker 1: that's you know, I'm just more want you to be happy. 515 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,920 Speaker 1: So yeah. Also, this service is not for for vatos 516 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,719 Speaker 1: or guys or whatever, so sorry food, but you can 517 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,120 Speaker 1: probably get when your homies to give you a ride. Okay, 518 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,000 Speaker 1: so he just give me a call whenever a junior 519 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,759 Speaker 1: levies ready to give you a ride, whenever beyond it? 520 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:31,760 Speaker 1: All right, Why welcome back, folks to BMPx ninety point seven. 521 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,840 Speaker 1: This is your host or Love and we're going to 522 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 1: kick off the Freestyle Hour with a classic don't take 523 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 1: by the one that oldly Mikey coo Red. You know 524 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,200 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm looking for that girl, that right one, 525 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,399 Speaker 1: one that knows what sucks? Are you out there? Girl? 526 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,959 Speaker 1: See the thing is, i ain't trying to waste no time. 527 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,319 Speaker 1: I'm looking for that real one. Come on, girl, um 528 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,520 Speaker 1: do you feel it? I know you feel it. So 529 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:05,400 Speaker 1: let's rocket some special. Let's make it last. Tired of 530 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:10,680 Speaker 1: the livest girl, I'm done with you now that it's over. 531 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:16,640 Speaker 1: What can I do? Maybe you were just in my 532 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,880 Speaker 1: dreams and when I wake up, I don't know what 533 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:29,840 Speaker 1: it means. Don't take don't take me home tonight unless 534 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:35,880 Speaker 1: you want this follow baby. Don't take don't take me 535 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:41,600 Speaker 1: home tonight unless you want my Webble's baby out of 536 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:47,520 Speaker 1: the cold. Damn Polly Range that is in your eyes, 537 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:52,560 Speaker 1: dry me insane. But if you you how to read 538 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:57,920 Speaker 1: my mind. We wouldn't have to waste all this time. 539 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:04,480 Speaker 1: I know you love it, don't fla. I know you 540 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:09,600 Speaker 1: want it. Webbel's web the Webbels, I know you love it. 541 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:15,320 Speaker 1: Follow bah blah blah. I know you want it webbels 542 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:26,040 Speaker 1: a Webblsbels. Don't say don't unless you are less follow baby. 543 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:35,080 Speaker 1: Don't don't be home to night. You want a baby. 544 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,439 Speaker 1: That's right, girl, don't waste my time. If we're gonna 545 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:47,439 Speaker 1: get it in, let's get it in. Good evening, folks. 546 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,240 Speaker 1: This is Rosa is what Kuelo News. We have breaking 547 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,359 Speaker 1: emergency news. Now there's been an explosion in Santa Paula, California. 548 00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,840 Speaker 1: We have our own Max Peterson on the scene in 549 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,640 Speaker 1: the chopper. Matt, this is Max Brierson here, reported from 550 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,600 Speaker 1: the Gayello News shopper. At about eleven thirty pm, an 551 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:11,680 Speaker 1: explosion was heard at the Holy Angel Cemetery in Santa Paula, California. Now, 552 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,680 Speaker 1: fire crews are on the scene immediately, but dan he 553 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:20,080 Speaker 1: evacuated shortly thereafter after some firemen allegedly witnessed to ever 554 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,960 Speaker 1: seen corpses crawling out of their graves. Yes, you heard 555 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:28,080 Speaker 1: me correctly, I said corpses. It's a goddamn horror movie. 556 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:32,279 Speaker 1: Out of here. Excuse my languish. Now, authorities RIV has 557 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 1: seen to possibly roll out unruly high schoolers playing a 558 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,719 Speaker 1: practical joke, but the mayor has spoken and confirmed that 559 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,719 Speaker 1: high schoolers are too dumb and too lazy to come 560 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,839 Speaker 1: up with a break of this magnitude. We ever owned. 561 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,640 Speaker 1: Arnie Arga well on the scene. Arnie, thanks Mac. We're 562 00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,080 Speaker 1: here with one of the firemen and recatch of ollnth 563 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,960 Speaker 1: and Riquet. Can you tell us about what you thought? Ye, 564 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,560 Speaker 1: it was boody water on the fire like that, and 565 00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,279 Speaker 1: then come said he said, uh, fucking fucking cool. QUI 566 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,279 Speaker 1: come out man? And he was like, ah, you know, 567 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,120 Speaker 1: and he came out of the grave and he was 568 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,160 Speaker 1: jase meis And I said, no way, you know, I 569 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,440 Speaker 1: don't want to deal with this right now. So I 570 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,400 Speaker 1: said I'm going home. That is devastating the entire key. 571 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,000 Speaker 1: Will our youth team sympathizes with you, Enrique? And then 572 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:31,120 Speaker 1: I had shipped my pions and it was embarrassing hat sitting. 573 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,759 Speaker 1: I hate sitting. I was doing the shitting there and 574 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,839 Speaker 1: the pons and no one wanted to drive me by 575 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,919 Speaker 1: so I had to walk back with shitty Pie. We've 576 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,359 Speaker 1: all been there, buddy, We've all been there. Max. Are 577 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:48,439 Speaker 1: you seeing anything from the chopper? Jesus effing crash, it's 578 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:52,759 Speaker 1: a warshong from my beard. There are skelets everywhere, I 579 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,239 Speaker 1: mean everywhere, aren't. He reminded me of being back in war. 580 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,520 Speaker 1: But we were only following order and got damn it. 581 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,239 Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm seeing things or not, but 582 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,000 Speaker 1: it appears at a group of these skeletons have spotted 583 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,040 Speaker 1: us and they're all mime in the universal tcherk Off 584 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,600 Speaker 1: motion in our direction. This is horrible. I mean, we 585 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 1: can't tell these skeletons are male or female or any developments. Now, yes, 586 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,640 Speaker 1: actually we do math. We have been informed that the 587 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,279 Speaker 1: Merit issued the state of emergency, and that's called in 588 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,359 Speaker 1: the big Guns an other than our ladium in Lot 589 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,120 Speaker 1: Growth ten am Youth Choir. They are set up and 590 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,560 Speaker 1: ready to go playing live at the cemetery. Now here 591 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:56,359 Speaker 1: you go and looks like he's doing the trick. Oh wow, 592 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,680 Speaker 1: this is something else. Share All the ghostien, demons and 593 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,440 Speaker 1: what have you are returning to their graves, some of 594 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,840 Speaker 1: them even mounting the universal shot to the head before 595 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,440 Speaker 1: they crawl back in their caskets. This would be suggestion 596 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,759 Speaker 1: that even though they're already dead, they'd rather die in 597 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:21,240 Speaker 1: instead of hearing these kids singing. This is incredible. Oh wow, 598 00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:27,000 Speaker 1: what'd you look at that? And there you have it, folks. 599 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,800 Speaker 1: Our lady a milgros ten Am Youth Choir saves today 600 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:36,239 Speaker 1: once again with They're horrid horrid singing. Wow, that is amazing. 601 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,840 Speaker 1: All is well now in Santa Poula, California. This is 602 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,959 Speaker 1: Max Peterson, reported from the kuel Old News shopper. Back 603 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:49,400 Speaker 1: to you in the studio, Rosalinda. Thank you Max, what 604 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,000 Speaker 1: a crazy scene out there in Santa Paula. Well glad, 605 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,000 Speaker 1: all is well, and thanks once again to our lady 606 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:02,080 Speaker 1: a melogros ten Am Youth Choir for They're terrible singing. Okay, folks, 607 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,839 Speaker 1: thanks for tuning in to our breaking news coverage. I'm 608 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,520 Speaker 1: Rosselina good terrorist reporting for KULO News. We'll see you 609 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,960 Speaker 1: tomorrow morning at six am with Jan Gibson and Tom Poutnaggin. 610 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:25,879 Speaker 1: Good night, Oh love beneas you know the time, Yeah 611 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:31,239 Speaker 1: you do. Wow, You'll get over, you get over. So Bonita. 612 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,000 Speaker 1: The wish looks the wish moves while representing for the people. 613 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,239 Speaker 1: The way you dance around the plains makes me say, 614 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,000 Speaker 1: oh wow, I like this. I like this. So I 615 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,480 Speaker 1: say hello, how are you doing? And you say, oh, 616 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,560 Speaker 1: I know you. I said, oh really, she said yeah. 617 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,560 Speaker 1: Then I said, oh, oh oh, it's the life of Soloman. 618 00:41:54,640 --> 00:42:21,279 Speaker 1: No compo. Get over, get over the wishy lookes, the 619 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:31,839 Speaker 1: wishing moves will represent me for the people. Solomon will 620 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:40,719 Speaker 1: come m m mmmmm mmm mmm mm. We got that 621 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,920 Speaker 1: laughter for your soul and now tuned into the breaking 622 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,520 Speaker 1: on this show. Lowing away from ball four, that's another 623 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,640 Speaker 1: walk for Castro. Looks like McGillis has seen enough here. 624 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,440 Speaker 1: He's making his way out to the mound signaling for 625 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,319 Speaker 1: the bullpen. That'll be the big lefty Chavez coming out 626 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:01,160 Speaker 1: to hopefully stop some of the bleeding here. As we 627 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,480 Speaker 1: make our way to another pitching change, is a perfect 628 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,479 Speaker 1: time to introduce our special guests from the Little Homie 629 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,640 Speaker 1: Awareness Foundation, Junior Glavies, Dang Food. It's a trip to 630 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,839 Speaker 1: be here. I'm all excited. A lot of people don't 631 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,920 Speaker 1: know that we were in the middle of Little Homie 632 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,640 Speaker 1: Awareness Month. Can you tell us a little about that? 633 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,879 Speaker 1: Junior little homies or adult males who between the heights 634 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,480 Speaker 1: of five three and five seven. And I go to 635 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,440 Speaker 1: that foundation, the one off Figure Off, and I've been 636 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,319 Speaker 1: going there for about three years now. Food and they've 637 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,279 Speaker 1: got computers and camping and special outings like like this one. 638 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,440 Speaker 1: Right now, it looks like you've all taken over the bleachers. Eah, yeah, 639 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 1: that's where they put us in the bleachery section because 640 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,759 Speaker 1: you know, you could fit more of us like per 641 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,640 Speaker 1: capitas or how do you say? Food, But we come 642 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,319 Speaker 1: out and support, like, you know, the homie shinnasting food. 643 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,160 Speaker 1: He was you know, he's the lord of the rings 644 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,279 Speaker 1: on me. He throught the first pitch and so yeah, 645 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,399 Speaker 1: he made it all the way to the catcher's mail 646 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,799 Speaker 1: without bouncing it or nothing. So yeah, he didn't even 647 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,440 Speaker 1: have to like throw it from the front of the 648 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,440 Speaker 1: mound or you know how sometimes you fools put like 649 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:09,040 Speaker 1: old people or people with um like physical disabilities up 650 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,359 Speaker 1: into the front. So he didn't have to do none 651 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,359 Speaker 1: of that food. So you know that says something right there. 652 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,080 Speaker 1: Johnson took the first pitch for a cauld strike. What 653 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,000 Speaker 1: is it that you'd like people to know about your organization? 654 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:24,440 Speaker 1: That some might not know, well the maintenance foods that 655 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,359 Speaker 1: you know, we're people too, homie and despite like how 656 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,440 Speaker 1: we might look to others, we actually can do everything 657 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,440 Speaker 1: that like normal size men can do. Johnson swings and 658 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,000 Speaker 1: finds the Yeah, he's got some speed on him. There 659 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,520 Speaker 1: he's rounding first, rounding second. Okay, the third base coach 660 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,399 Speaker 1: Mariota is telling them to hold on third. There, that's 661 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,120 Speaker 1: a triple for Johnson. It's fifth of the season. That'll 662 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,759 Speaker 1: bring a little life in the stems. Dang third base 663 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,640 Speaker 1: food he made it. Hey, mister annuncer, maybe you can 664 00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,200 Speaker 1: help me at this. So I was hooking up at 665 00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,560 Speaker 1: this Heina, and we were acting food for like ten 666 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,080 Speaker 1: minutes in her car because my car's in the shop 667 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,080 Speaker 1: right now. But anyways, fool, we were in her driveway 668 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,480 Speaker 1: and I started to fill her up, you know, like 669 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,759 Speaker 1: contentually because she was letting me in everything. Um. And 670 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,640 Speaker 1: then she had hum button the top of her pants 671 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,560 Speaker 1: food and I was like, okay, the food it's on, 672 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:21,160 Speaker 1: you know. Oh yeah, she grabbed my bottle food like yeah, 673 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,480 Speaker 1: but from the outside of my pantsol. But she grabbed 674 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,359 Speaker 1: it nonetheless, and you know, and I started to move 675 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,440 Speaker 1: my hand like across her stomach food and then down 676 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,400 Speaker 1: she was the top of her panties food, and I 677 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,239 Speaker 1: put my finger under the elastic, you know, just like 678 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,160 Speaker 1: just when I was gonna go and like go a 679 00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,440 Speaker 1: little lower, she had moaned food. She goes, oh like that, 680 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,880 Speaker 1: you know, dang on me, Like it's really on. You know. 681 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,480 Speaker 1: I kept moving my hand down food, and then you know, 682 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,279 Speaker 1: I think I touched the top of her hair down 683 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,799 Speaker 1: their food or a little patch right there. Oh yeah, yeah, nice. 684 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,919 Speaker 1: Right when I touched it, she moaned again, like oh 685 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,959 Speaker 1: you know. And then but right before I was gonna 686 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,960 Speaker 1: go down and touch your food, got a full out 687 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,960 Speaker 1: your future, you know what I mean. Her brother came 688 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,920 Speaker 1: out food and scared us, and I was like, oh, dang, 689 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,239 Speaker 1: she got a bed at him. You know, She's like, hey, 690 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,239 Speaker 1: like you know, you're always ruining things. And then you 691 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,320 Speaker 1: know he did though, fool like ruined the moment or 692 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:22,759 Speaker 1: the mood or whatever. Because so my question to you is, 693 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,160 Speaker 1: mister announcer, is like, is that making it to second 694 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:31,000 Speaker 1: base or third base food? Well, that's a tough call 695 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,080 Speaker 1: because you were in the area past the elastic, so 696 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,839 Speaker 1: you're definitely in the zone as they say, oh yeah, who, 697 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,359 Speaker 1: I was in the zone because I had touched her 698 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,000 Speaker 1: hair and anything food. It was all soft and curly, 699 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,239 Speaker 1: wild pitching of the dirt her nandas does a great 700 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,640 Speaker 1: job to recover and hold Johnson that third. So, Junior, 701 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:53,840 Speaker 1: was it thick the hair? Huh yeah, definitely was thicker food, 702 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,239 Speaker 1: but it was like soft or food like she had 703 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,800 Speaker 1: to put condition on it. In fact, I know she 704 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:06,360 Speaker 1: did because it had smiled like salon selectives like apples, right, feullball, 705 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,400 Speaker 1: that's a souvenir for a lucky fan. Oh true? Who 706 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,719 Speaker 1: you know about the apple smell? Well, Junior? In order 707 00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,160 Speaker 1: to get to third base, I think the listeners would agree. 708 00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,719 Speaker 1: They said, you have to actually not only touch it, 709 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,440 Speaker 1: but you know you have to insert a finger, at 710 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,399 Speaker 1: least the tip of a finger. Oh Dan, but that's 711 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,399 Speaker 1: still good, right food? Like what I did? I think 712 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,359 Speaker 1: the important thing is that you know you're out there 713 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,719 Speaker 1: playing the game. If you were just about stats, then 714 00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,200 Speaker 1: you'd be missing out on what's really important. Oh yeah, 715 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,400 Speaker 1: like if you know she let me go that far? 716 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,319 Speaker 1: Who then who knows what my hack? They? Next time 717 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,400 Speaker 1: we get game, we might actually like like doo it 718 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:47,080 Speaker 1: or maybe she'll even chop me up. You gotta expect 719 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,920 Speaker 1: Whether to take a swing on this next pitch, and 720 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,040 Speaker 1: he does. Oh, and it's going back back and it's 721 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:56,279 Speaker 1: gone out of here. That is the sixteenth home run 722 00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:00,239 Speaker 1: this year for whether. Oh Dan as an out. My 723 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,200 Speaker 1: homies are texting me foo. I gotta go back down 724 00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,640 Speaker 1: there in my seats. I guess when the homiest. Hey, 725 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,279 Speaker 1: but thank you for your wisdom and everything. All right, later, food, 726 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,680 Speaker 1: and you're welcome, Junior. Hopefully we'll be celebrating a home 727 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,399 Speaker 1: run of your soon, if you know what I mean. 728 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,480 Speaker 1: All right, folks, we'll be back after these messages from 729 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:23,560 Speaker 1: our sponsors. I know we had our problems in the past, 730 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,320 Speaker 1: but I'm glad we squashed all that. Yes, I'm happy 731 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,560 Speaker 1: to call you my friend. I just had to let 732 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,160 Speaker 1: you know because you were talking pop pause. Thank you 733 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 1: for that, and thank you for taking me to calls. 734 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,120 Speaker 1: It's everything I dreamed it would be. We haven't even 735 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,840 Speaker 1: been to the electronic side. It's right over here. Oh no, 736 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:48,120 Speaker 1: it's not Buster Johnny. Oh hey, Ruben, I see your 737 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,040 Speaker 1: taking advantage of the weekend sales. Yeah, whatever, man, And 738 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,759 Speaker 1: this must be Carlos. You haven't met my robot, Christopher, 739 00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:01,480 Speaker 1: have you? I have not? Oh Christopher, Yes, John, Christopher. 740 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:05,759 Speaker 1: Meet Carlos. Hello Carlos. You must see one of the 741 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,520 Speaker 1: older RAM text models. I can tell because your outer 742 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:14,920 Speaker 1: casing isn't streamlined like mine. I'm not sure. It's unfortunate 743 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:20,120 Speaker 1: because you're operating system won't handle and then you love grades. Hey, Carlos, 744 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,000 Speaker 1: I think Christopher's talking pop bots. You need to go 745 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,319 Speaker 1: handle that. Are you talking to me? Oh? Whoa? How 746 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:32,120 Speaker 1: cute you taught him slang? I might do. You don't 747 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,000 Speaker 1: want to challenge me. I am program to be a 748 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:40,640 Speaker 1: black belt and several martial arts je jitsu, kembo and karate. 749 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, while I'm from that hid you know Carlos. 750 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:51,160 Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, Christopher, er tell him to stop, Rubin, 751 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,480 Speaker 1: tell him to start. Carlos is damaging the motherboard. Now 752 00:49:55,640 --> 00:50:00,160 Speaker 1: let him handle this robot. Robot, Come on, Carlo, the 753 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:05,600 Speaker 1: school be desased, be desass. Here you go, you disass 754 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:11,560 Speaker 1: bite that pool. Oh you're gonna pay for these replacement parts. 755 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,960 Speaker 1: Check your warrant. Deep and neck hole. That's what you 756 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,120 Speaker 1: get from programming your robot to be a buster. Let's 757 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:22,680 Speaker 1: call Carlos, take me to by now. I want to 758 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,920 Speaker 1: hollerate some of those you're washing machines. Okay, I'll be 759 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,800 Speaker 1: your wing man. Hey, so scared, Johnny, you're all but 760 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,400 Speaker 1: ain't share. That's your roll about sounds like a buster, 761 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,759 Speaker 1: just like you webs. But you know, I like to 762 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,920 Speaker 1: get down the mountain. M Maybe you could do a 763 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,279 Speaker 1: little do something to this, you know, like, let's try it. 764 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,239 Speaker 1: Maybe you could get a little evol to a little 765 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,600 Speaker 1: hip hop be over you. Okay, pretty, let's try let's 766 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:52,799 Speaker 1: try hold up mmmmmmmmm. I never want to be alive. 767 00:50:54,280 --> 00:51:01,080 Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to wake up any I never want 768 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:05,759 Speaker 1: to be alive. Sometimes he has to wake up anyway 769 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:13,240 Speaker 1: and play around with the lame assols. I never wanna 770 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:19,040 Speaker 1: be alive. I never want to wake up. Every world turn, 771 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:22,920 Speaker 1: this world's whipping me apart. I just wanna go away, 772 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:28,200 Speaker 1: so far away. So many layfuls fucking around like they 773 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:33,360 Speaker 1: know everything, they don't know anything. I never wanna be alive. 774 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:39,759 Speaker 1: I never want to wake up. I never wanna be alive. 775 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,440 Speaker 1: I never wanna wake up, wake up. They're just not 776 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,800 Speaker 1: enough time to teach all these lanfuls all in our world. 777 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,200 Speaker 1: How not to be lad. We're just stuck with them forever, 778 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,840 Speaker 1: and it makes the wolf so late. That's how I 779 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,720 Speaker 1: choose to live in the darkness rather than living a life. 780 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,560 Speaker 1: So just suit the bullsuit, you know, just secure yourself 781 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:11,640 Speaker 1: because everybody else's soul you will be more larder you. 782 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,520 Speaker 1: Here at Ramtech, we were saddened to hear about the 783 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,080 Speaker 1: passing of Proposition thirty one banning the cell of flavored 784 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:24,239 Speaker 1: cigarettes in California. However, our loss is your game. 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Winko, Hi, homies, 793 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,279 Speaker 1: wal More, Let's do walmore, Trollo squad, Let me too 794 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,080 Speaker 1: finish right all right, back straight, chin up, feel hard 795 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,600 Speaker 1: down you are for your homies, eh, Oh damn, there 796 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,640 Speaker 1: you go, Bucky met I love. Oh man, Hey did 797 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,000 Speaker 1: the trollo squad? Eh? Oh god thinks man. This is 798 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,520 Speaker 1: a hard work out. Yeah, but you did it. Hold 799 00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,759 Speaker 1: me and that's a good starting. It's a start. And 800 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,879 Speaker 1: I gotta lose weight for this tour. Oh yeah, yeah, touring. Ay, 801 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,200 Speaker 1: that could be hard on me because you're just like, hey, 802 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,800 Speaker 1: here and there and all that traveling and drinky pistole 803 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,960 Speaker 1: and you know all that. Yeah, just a lot of sitting, drinking, eating. 804 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,919 Speaker 1: I just need to see my damn pecker again. It's 805 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:43,000 Speaker 1: been a spell. Oh damn, wait, you mean not. You 806 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:46,880 Speaker 1: haven't seen your follo homie. Hey, what's I was? Kid? Hey? Technical? 807 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,840 Speaker 1: I don't want y'all technicals. Ey, But at least the 808 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,960 Speaker 1: statistics say that nineties seven percent HOLDI people that can 809 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,640 Speaker 1: do a trollo squat can see their polom. So you 810 00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,360 Speaker 1: know you're down there already, holmies, So you're head in 811 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,880 Speaker 1: the right direction. Oh that's good. It's been too creeper. 812 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,040 Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I've seen it. Hurt. Oh, 813 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,440 Speaker 1: ain't trip out. Your followers are hurt. Yeah, it's like 814 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,879 Speaker 1: them big ass boats hell. They're all named after women. Oh, 815 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,520 Speaker 1: ain't trip out, don't me? Yeah, I get it all 816 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,560 Speaker 1: over their conkery lands, he kept. That's what's up? Yeah, 817 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,440 Speaker 1: and uh, you know it's extra hard to lose weight 818 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,799 Speaker 1: though over the holidays, holmi, because right in the midst 819 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,279 Speaker 1: of the holidays, and you know, there's just a lot 820 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,200 Speaker 1: of comida like for me. You know, it's a lot 821 00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:35,160 Speaker 1: of times pretty holds a ross, you know, and a 822 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,040 Speaker 1: lot of sweets, ay and loose yes, their cookies, they 823 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,719 Speaker 1: eat brownies. You know, a lot of people just bring 824 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,760 Speaker 1: that around during the holidays, and you know you should 825 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,400 Speaker 1: be able to enjoy that. So you gotta make sure 826 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,279 Speaker 1: to just get your exercise in on me, yeah, man, 827 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,440 Speaker 1: and the holidays, you know, I do a lot of 828 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,040 Speaker 1: I just heard what they called emotionally eating. I've been 829 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,200 Speaker 1: doing a lot of emotional eating, like when oh dang, 830 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:58,200 Speaker 1: I've been there on me. Like you, you eat because 831 00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,200 Speaker 1: you're sad, but then you eat until you can't fit 832 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,880 Speaker 1: no more, and it makes you more shaddy. Yeah exactly. 833 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,520 Speaker 1: You just hey, you gotta write this wave because I'm 834 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,440 Speaker 1: a sad right now. All right, Hey, but why are 835 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,759 Speaker 1: you going through that? Hot? Mean? What's up? You can 836 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,440 Speaker 1: talk to me. Eh, well, all right, creeper, I'm kind 837 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,040 Speaker 1: of ashamed, but my old lady, she's been stepping out 838 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,840 Speaker 1: on me. Wait step oh, you mean like she's been 839 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:25,040 Speaker 1: rabbing other vat ball yea if ramming other votos means 840 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:29,000 Speaker 1: fucking other fellas. Yeah, she's been ramming other votos. Damn. 841 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,320 Speaker 1: Well mean I'm sorry going through that. He dangn around 842 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,320 Speaker 1: the holidays too, Wall, Damn, she better not expect a 843 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:42,160 Speaker 1: present and tell you that. Well, I mean, wait, what 844 00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:44,040 Speaker 1: do you mean a come on? You can't be getting 845 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,520 Speaker 1: her a gift on me when she's out there ramming 846 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,879 Speaker 1: other vatos on me. I know That's what I'm trying 847 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,800 Speaker 1: to work through, you know, And like everything life throws 848 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,399 Speaker 1: at me, I try to. I try to work through 849 00:55:55,480 --> 00:56:00,840 Speaker 1: it with my music. All right, Wall, let's close it 850 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,440 Speaker 1: out like this. I mean, let's do a little one 851 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,080 Speaker 1: on one meditation right now, right might help you through 852 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,640 Speaker 1: this on me. All right, close your eyes and everything 853 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:14,960 Speaker 1: we're closed, all right. Breathe in positivity, exal negativity, all right, 854 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,440 Speaker 1: the universe and everything. But that says for you know, 855 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:22,480 Speaker 1: Bucky Johnson, homie, that he came to my class um, 856 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,880 Speaker 1: that he's spending his fatty out here with me, and 857 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,960 Speaker 1: that he's you know, trying to do the right thing, homie, 858 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,359 Speaker 1: which right now is for him is like he wants 859 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:33,719 Speaker 1: to lose weight so he could see his follow um. 860 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,360 Speaker 1: And you know, I feel for you, homie, because it's like, damn, 861 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,960 Speaker 1: that's a tripe. Uh. Sometimes at certain angles, UM, I 862 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,440 Speaker 1: can't see mine. But I'm a grower, homie, so I 863 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,120 Speaker 1: just need to like move my head a little forward 864 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,839 Speaker 1: and then all the peaky boo, there you are. Um. 865 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,960 Speaker 1: So with that being said on me, like you're on 866 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,960 Speaker 1: your way, homie, because I know you're making moves to 867 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,840 Speaker 1: do that and at least you can still touch it. 868 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,880 Speaker 1: And some fools get so big on me that they 869 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:01,440 Speaker 1: can't even they can't even give their follow high five nothing, homie, 870 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,239 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's crazy. They just got 871 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,560 Speaker 1: a rubb it on like a pillow or a corner 872 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,759 Speaker 1: of the beds for they want to get excited or whatever, 873 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,680 Speaker 1: you know, because they're probably not hooking up. But I'm 874 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,840 Speaker 1: many ladies. But that's neither here nor there, homie. The 875 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,080 Speaker 1: point is we're meditating on me, and I want you 876 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:18,200 Speaker 1: to invasion, Homie, your Ponta going down and then boom, 877 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,680 Speaker 1: you see the homie reveal himself and he's all strong 878 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,800 Speaker 1: or her sorry, yeah, she's ready to conquer more lands 879 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,760 Speaker 1: and to be that ship that you want to ride 880 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,800 Speaker 1: through the through the vast seas. He kens, you know, 881 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,000 Speaker 1: out of homie and then ay, you know, and then 882 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,440 Speaker 1: your lady being like dang, why was I wrapping these 883 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,240 Speaker 1: other votos when this vote was right here with this 884 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,919 Speaker 1: big gass conquering that ship right between his legs, just like, yeah, 885 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,040 Speaker 1: he's a grower and look at how much he grows 886 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:47,880 Speaker 1: when he gets excited like that, and whatever was like thinking, yeah, 887 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,000 Speaker 1: and you're the captain of that ship, and then you're 888 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,800 Speaker 1: all strong like that, and then for the holidays you're 889 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:56,040 Speaker 1: like ah, mehh whatever, you know, like I'm Bucky Johnson 890 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,640 Speaker 1: and I'm thriving, I'm touring you know, many highness, I 891 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,120 Speaker 1: got took up with it, but I choose you who 892 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,960 Speaker 1: has my number one high All right, So hopefully that 893 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,800 Speaker 1: she stops acting dumb and that your ship, um, you know, 894 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,880 Speaker 1: how do you say depart departs from the dock for me, 895 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,360 Speaker 1: and and let's loose into the season and you have 896 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:16,160 Speaker 1: a whole you know, a whole like a whole crew, Homie. 897 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,200 Speaker 1: An anchor, like when you want to keep yourself right 898 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,120 Speaker 1: there for your lady because you have to, you have 899 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,560 Speaker 1: to let aim. I gotta put the anchor down because 900 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,520 Speaker 1: you know, my ship it wants to sail because to 901 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,160 Speaker 1: all the other highnas. I want my energy right now. True, 902 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,439 Speaker 1: So you're lucky I have this anchor for my ship. 903 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:35,120 Speaker 1: And she's like, oh dang, too bad? Was the anchor exactly, Homie? 904 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:36,520 Speaker 1: That's what you could tell her like that. I don't 905 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:37,680 Speaker 1: want to say that because I don't know if you're 906 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,120 Speaker 1: in love. But she's ramming another highness but or rabbing 907 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,240 Speaker 1: another vats spens out, but I don't know it. You 908 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,440 Speaker 1: know what, Yeah, probably, Homie. That's how it sounds like 909 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,760 Speaker 1: she's willing to explore other things. But with that being said, 910 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,280 Speaker 1: your ship probably wants to explore too, Homie. I'm not 911 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,520 Speaker 1: saying go on ramming another highnas and all that, but 912 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,560 Speaker 1: you're on the right path, and once you lose that 913 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,240 Speaker 1: little bit of that panza, you're gonna find that. You know, 914 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,800 Speaker 1: other islands are gonna be attractive. They're gonna want you 915 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,920 Speaker 1: to dock right there, Homie, you know what I mean, 916 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,840 Speaker 1: and spend a little time right there. Yeah, I might 917 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,240 Speaker 1: have to crash my balls on the little rock. What 918 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,480 Speaker 1: I'm saying is, if she's ring now bats on me, 919 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,439 Speaker 1: you have a little bit of a pass to lose 920 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,760 Speaker 1: some weight and go, you know, go set sail for 921 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,560 Speaker 1: a little bit, you know. All right, But with that 922 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,720 Speaker 1: being said, hopefully you don't get her a crazy gift. 923 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,360 Speaker 1: Definitely don't get her a ring on me, you know 924 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:26,200 Speaker 1: what I mean. Oh but okay, but right now, homie, 925 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,080 Speaker 1: like I would say, look into the mirror every now 926 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:30,880 Speaker 1: and then, so you look at your pollo and be like, 927 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,840 Speaker 1: don't trip on me, like at full length like or whatever. 928 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,400 Speaker 1: You know, if you got to stand up on the 929 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,760 Speaker 1: counter in your bathroom, I don't know if you have 930 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,160 Speaker 1: a full link beer, I don't know your life like that, 931 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:43,120 Speaker 1: the counter's reinforced, okay, homie, Well you know what I'm saying. 932 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,080 Speaker 1: Don't get all technical or whatever. Okay, And then you 933 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,720 Speaker 1: could just be like, hey, homie, don't trip if I 934 00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,040 Speaker 1: see you, And then I'm gonna see you for reals, 935 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,760 Speaker 1: like not having to use a reflection to see you, 936 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,320 Speaker 1: and we're gonna kick it and we're gonna set sail 937 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,840 Speaker 1: and explore lands, all right, homie, So congratulations on her success, 938 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,640 Speaker 1: earthy name, and just continue to you know, fight to go, 939 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,919 Speaker 1: fight on me and to represent. And yeah, your lady 940 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,880 Speaker 1: might be running another though, like right now. But so 941 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,400 Speaker 1: I was kid, you're at the gym, mane, so you're 942 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,520 Speaker 1: doing better than her. All right, that's what's up. Thank you? Cool. 943 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,680 Speaker 1: It's time of years. Hard on your old boy buck. 944 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:31,760 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I don't blow shopping. I don't 945 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:45,680 Speaker 1: love you. You went to costco picked me out of coffin. 946 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:59,600 Speaker 1: I said, well, let's make it too. The only thing 947 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:04,200 Speaker 1: you ever got me was a case of crabs and 948 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:09,600 Speaker 1: this j loppy and itchy crock chan a car that 949 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:14,760 Speaker 1: won't start. Now chomping around for a brand new Hart 950 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:28,640 Speaker 1: this all day season, I'm I'm looking for one good 951 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:38,760 Speaker 1: reason not to leave your ass under the Christmas tree 952 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:51,640 Speaker 1: before you get me one mores t D. The only 953 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:56,440 Speaker 1: thing you ever got me was a case of crabs 954 01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:01,800 Speaker 1: and this old julpe must get junk in a car 955 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:06,240 Speaker 1: that don't start. Now, I'm shopping around for a brand 956 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:11,920 Speaker 1: news all about saving up for a diamond ring. What 957 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:16,280 Speaker 1: do you get the woman that fucks everything. A gift 958 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:22,400 Speaker 1: card Oh Cheese must sent there for tuning into another 959 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,240 Speaker 1: episode of The Frankie in your next show. For sending 960 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:28,400 Speaker 1: by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to 961 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:32,120 Speaker 1: the homies Hans Olivia, Nick the Homie, Hearn Dog here 962 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:36,640 Speaker 1: in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kambia, Bobby DJ Buzz, 963 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,120 Speaker 1: the legendary soul assassins by me guy, you know how 964 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,160 Speaker 1: we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. I saw 965 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,600 Speaker 1: an opportunity off the get down and if you get 966 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,080 Speaker 1: a chance told me it's go ahead and rate and 967 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,680 Speaker 1: review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see 968 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:52,280 Speaker 1: you on the next episode of The Frankie in your 969 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,200 Speaker 1: next show. That's what's soft break there