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Speaker 1: Jewbles.

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Speaker 2: Dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Bye, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do, sweet? So my dirty little secret is I

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Speaker 3: had a roommate who would always eat all of our

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Speaker 3: cookies and all of my food and breaching. It wasn't her,

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Speaker 3: so we were pretty fed up with it, and we

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Speaker 3: ended up making laxative cookies, so she ate all of it.

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Speaker 3: The next day, all the cookies were gone, and let's

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Speaker 3: just say after that there was no more sealing of

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Speaker 3: food in that house. O.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's funny. Wow, I mean, I guess it's not

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Speaker 4: really that much of a secret. Did she know that

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Speaker 4: you guys put laxative in it? Or did she just

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Speaker 4: think she had too much or your bad cooks?

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Speaker 3: She never knew. We did so get we open each

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Speaker 3: pill of the laxative and made sure to mix in

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Speaker 3: the blue with the cookie dough so well, like hand

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Speaker 3: picking out all the little pieces of the laxative, so

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Speaker 3: you couldn't tell. So to this day she still does

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Speaker 3: not know. But it's like a hidden get from us

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Speaker 3: in our roommates.

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Speaker 1: So it is so funny.

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Speaker 3: I'm never eating anything they cook ever.

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Speaker 1: Again. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Of course, what's your dirty little kneegret.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what's up? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So my friends let us dogsit their dogs a

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Speaker 1: lot because we're like huge animal people. And one of

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Speaker 1: my friends has a dog that's like just super quiet

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Speaker 1: to the point where you forget that the dog's there.

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Speaker 1: And she got out and we didn't know for I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how long, and when we discovered it,

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Speaker 1: we were freaking out because we had taken her collar

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Speaker 1: off and she's not microchift. So we're driving around the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood trying to find her dog, and we and posted

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Speaker 1: on social media saying, hey, we're missing the talk because

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Speaker 1: my friend would see it. And so we finally found

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Speaker 1: her at the pound and we had to pay for

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Speaker 1: like two hundred and eighty dollars to get her back

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Speaker 1: and never told my friend ever. Yeah, and every time

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Speaker 1: she asked us to dogs that, we're just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can't or bue, we can't do it.

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Speaker 4: Well, does she know you're actually doing her a favor

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Speaker 4: because you're gonna lose her dog?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, no, that's expensive, I'm not dog sitting.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: You have a good one, what's your Dirney Little Secret

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Speaker 2: Text cuble to four one oh sixty one