WEBVTT - Fish Tank Disaster

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Durand Elvis Durand's phones happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Karen, Good Morning's scary?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Not too much?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to play his phone?

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<v Speaker 3>Tap on somebody?

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<v Speaker 4>I would love to Who do you want to do

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<v Speaker 4>it to?

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<v Speaker 3>And why?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to do it to my husband because he's

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<v Speaker 2>a fanatic and he's ocd over his salt water fish

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<v Speaker 2>tank and if Aspeca duck went on his tank, he

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<v Speaker 2>would flip out. So I think this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>really awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you gonna tell him happened to the tank?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell him that our three year old daughter,

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<v Speaker 2>who's a little mischievous, Taylor put all of the food

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<v Speaker 2>and chemicals into the tank that he had underneath in

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<v Speaker 2>the cabinet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not nice.

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<v Speaker 2>He cherishesm more than his own children. So this should

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<v Speaker 2>be good.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna sit back and let you make the call.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, Oh Tommy, yeah, Tommy, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Matter nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get upset. I was in the bathroom and I

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<v Speaker 1>took a shower, and Taylor poured all the food and

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<v Speaker 1>everything in your fish tank.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone.

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<v Speaker 1>How's she poured it my tank. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>could you get up top? Because she went on the

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<v Speaker 1>arm of the couch and she pushed the light back,

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<v Speaker 1>and she knows how to feed them with you.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you gonna get her out?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Tommy, it's all black. I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>see this. I don't know what battles she put in

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<v Speaker 1>here in my tank. Yes, my man, Tommy, she pulled

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<v Speaker 1>the big thing of flake. What are you getting over?

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna kill my whole tank.

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<v Speaker 1>She poured the big bottles in two what bottles, the

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<v Speaker 1>white bottles that she sees you square it in there?

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<v Speaker 1>She poured them into everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything.

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<v Speaker 4>She's gonna right, tank's gonna be done.

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<v Speaker 1>What should I do?

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<v Speaker 4>There's nothing you could do. I don't know what you're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna do. What does the tank look like?

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like all food and flake and pealett She

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<v Speaker 1>poured the Peloton throol. Yes, and the filter looks like

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<v Speaker 1>it's getting caged underneath. It's all gooked up.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>What should I do?

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<v Speaker 4>Hold in the head. There's nothing you could do. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know if anything. They to scoop some of the

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<v Speaker 4>food out with a net I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Even have a net. I don't know I have something upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll scoop it out. I just don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted them to get clear the water.

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<v Speaker 4>Scoop as much as you can out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything I could put in?

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<v Speaker 4>There's nothing you could put in and get it do

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<v Speaker 4>a water change. But I don't even have water. Now

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna fill her.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're not. Why did she do that? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know because I was.

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<v Speaker 2>In the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>How did she move the light to open the tank?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I pushed it back before because I went

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<v Speaker 1>dexed over it again. It was all streaky.

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<v Speaker 4>I pushed it back and you didn't put it back.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Karen, I can't do nothing here.

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<v Speaker 4>Try to take as much out. She's gonna my whole tank.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna do She's a baby.

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<v Speaker 4>If she get polluted my whole tank?

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy, Yeah, what did you hang.

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<v Speaker 1>Up on before?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm very upset? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>I never wouldn't that hang.

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<v Speaker 2>Up on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rand to scooped the stuff out. I just scooped

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<v Speaker 1>it out, and the visu with the blue lips are

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<v Speaker 1>popped out.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened.

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<v Speaker 1>The fish with the blue let's jumped out.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get him?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to, but I can't tell you. Cry.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want me to get him? Get him?

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<v Speaker 1>He's so disgusting, he's flying me.

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<v Speaker 3>Up and put him in a tank.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 3>Pick him up and put him in a type forere

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<v Speaker 3>he dies?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? My god, just because you didn't put the

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<v Speaker 3>flight back on, all this had happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm trying to clean it out. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what else to do.

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<v Speaker 3>The tank is thousands of dollars, so.

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<v Speaker 1>What's It's not one of our lives. It's only a

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<v Speaker 1>fish tank. Oh my god, I'm scooping it out with

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<v Speaker 1>the calendar, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scared of text the fish. Did you put him

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<v Speaker 3>back in?

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<v Speaker 1>I just put him back in, but he's going crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in the back now.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't unbelievable. I'm mad. I'm gonna explode right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna explode right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do this anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't do it. You shouldn't even have to do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why you moved the thing. I cleaned

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<v Speaker 3>the whole thing yesterday it was why you touched it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was last streaky because you did it at night.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why you touched it and then didn't

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<v Speaker 3>move the goddamn thing. Now you got all of his boots. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how I worry about the tank. I

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<v Speaker 3>got people coming over. It's a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to touch your tank. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even want to feed them. I don't even want to

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<v Speaker 1>go near this thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why you did move. Tank is gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be ruined.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was trying to be nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you were kiring, but you should have put

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<v Speaker 3>the damn light back. And I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 3>how she got a got the food and stood on

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<v Speaker 3>the count.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing you could.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me except that phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>What. I don't even say that. You didn't even get

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<v Speaker 3>me with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you actually ask the emailed them?

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<v Speaker 3>Son of a bitch? Phone tapped