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Speaker 1: That ain't my book. That's his damn book. Put him

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Speaker 1: What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to me

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Speaker 1: a step give me. I'll tell you something because you

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Speaker 1: got Franks. Excuse you. I just oh God, call you back,

422
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: dog man. Just doing my duty, that's all. Just doing

423
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: my duty, that's all. You didn't get it one day,

424
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: you know, not yet. But I'm praying for you. That

425
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: segment is Judy's eating in his mind. I don't no doubt. Yeah,

426
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: I know what it's. You know, No, it's not at

427
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: least time me at the end. Let them off the field. Yeah,

428
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: we just leave your mess out there hanging. You don't apologize.

429
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 1: It's a joke of nothing. If they're in the news,

430
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: you get to see these people. What was that? He's

431
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: the one that's gonna see him. Yeah. Has anyone ever

432
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: said anything to you, Steve about these looks or anything

433
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: but Jake put Frank anything? What did they say? Who

434
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: wasn't it was? I had a couple of moments, just

435
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: one million, and you know, you know line, I hate

436
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: the morning anything, Damn, Steve. I thought we was cool.

437
00:29:52,280 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: We're all cool. What changed? It was too far? Let's

438
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: uh so what do you do? Just walk away? Yeah?

439
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: I thought we was cool. What's going on? Please? Good

440
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: to see you look at good. You're looking good man,

441
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: kind of wife, good family, good man, man, God bless

442
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: you man. Okay, all right, well, all in a day's work. Hey,

443
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: that's what it is. I can't believe you didn't know

444
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: some of this stuff when you hired. You're listening to

445
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Most of our listeners are

446
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: at work right now, guys. And guess what what? Job

447
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: interviews are useless? Uh? This is according to a new study,

448
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: job interviews are useless. We've all gone through job interviews.

449
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: This one you just called me. Well, it's a good

450
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: thing because it would have been it would have been

451
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: qualifications job interviewed news. According to a new new survey

452
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: and a new study, job interviews are useless, especially if

453
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: those job interviews are free form recent and ours would

454
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: be free form. On this particular job, researchers found that

455
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: people have too much confidence in their ability to make

456
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: accurate judgments from face to face conversations. Now. Because of this,

457
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: interviewers ignore other important important information, such as the past

458
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: job performance or of an applicant and other job related

459
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: skills the applicant might have instead, they allow themselves to

460
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: be charmed into hiring the wrong person. So Steve Jr.

461
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Speaker 1: Jay Tommy, Uh, about your first not this job interview,

462
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: but tell us about your first job interview. Oh, I

463
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: had a job one time. This true story. I'm gonna

464
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: make up some other stuff later on, but this right

465
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: here is true. I had a job. I was very tiny,

466
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: head of the boy and small, and I had a

467
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: job at the car wash and the car shells place.

468
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: And I would set back the speedominans, you know, so

469
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: so it looked like it was a new car, you know,

470
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: like it was three thousand miles. I said it back

471
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: to like a thousand miles. And I didn't have the

472
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: interview for that, just because I could fit my ass

473
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: up under the dashboard. And then I was turning back

474
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: and I was, you know, I got so fat I

475
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: couldn't get up under the and I lost that job.

476
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: I didn't last that long. Get somebody else, yeah, get

477
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: somebody to sit back. I was an old, dominant set back.

478
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: I know you have a story about interviews. Yes, I

479
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: know you do. I was an interview one time for

480
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: this job after I got laid off at Forward. It

481
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: wasn't that good a job. I just needed work, man,

482
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: I just needed some work. And I'm sitting in this

483
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: interview at a insurance company. But it was a debit

484
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: insurance company. I ended up working for Commonwealth, but I

485
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: interviewed for another on a competitor, and it was just

486
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: real rank. Debit insurance companies is rank. It's nothing but

487
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: a rip off. And I'm sitting down an interviewing. This

488
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: fat dude is interviewing me. And I got my little

489
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: suit on. I'd impressed it out nice and everything. So

490
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: he says, uh, so tell me why I should hire you?

491
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: And you know, I was so. I just my third

492
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: interview with this ragging as company and it was kind

493
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: of pissing me off, you know, so he said, so

494
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: tell me why shout high you. I say, I'm about

495
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: as good. I'm really so to tell you truth, I'm

496
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm about as good as anything sitting in here right now. Okay,

497
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: I don't see nobody around here that I think could

498
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: outsail me or anything. He said, You're just basing that

499
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: on the way people appear. I said, noncious, how I

500
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: feel about myself? He said, so do you think you

501
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: could outsail me? Asked when the interview didn't do Yeah,

502
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: I don't really see you beating me doing nothing. My boss,

503
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: he said, he said, I think you should leave this

504
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: interview because there's no way with high a person is

505
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: arrogantly said, man, you're fat. You know the word fat.

506
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: Bestard blows anything. Nobody was just in your eyes. Nobody, nobody.

507
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 1: I'm not getting a job. Three times right coming? Oh okay, nephew.

508
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: I interviewed to be a bouncer at a strip c

509
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: what hey, hey, hey man, I'm going to the bathroom.

510
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here your little hot but I

511
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: needed your money. I needed the money. I ain't never

512
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: had a muscle in your chest. You know, young Ago

513
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: show that is gonna bend you can. Stripper is bigger.

514
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: I got in two days the strip class scripple whoop,

515
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: And I lied to you that I picked up some

516
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: money off the flow and I was gonna give it

517
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: to it. She thought I was taking her money. And

518
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: I got my brother whooping some male stream club that

519
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: get of diamond, diamond. This is every day, every day

520
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: day you got all smelling like victory. I was cold

521
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: and interviewed on ja like peach. But can you stand yeah, man, yeah,

522
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: you've been in any fights before. I'm like, yeah, y'all

523
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: handle myself. Man, they too, man, she thought, Wait with

524
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 1: thirty dollars. Oh, I never had a job interview. I

525
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: had laid. My first job, though, was laying palettes of

526
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: gray yawns. I quit the same day. Have you ever

527
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: laid palace of y'all? No, I can't say that I

528
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: have bring it. Oh my gosh, I let him Heaven.

529
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: I was sixteen. I let him had that. No, no, no, nothing,

530
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: you know what it is. I actually gonna tell yaws

531
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: up when I see that you're listening to the Steve

532
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, come on, Jay the Butterfly. It's

533
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: it's time now, you do the introduction. You do it

534
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: so well, yn't nobody bring the energy on the show

535
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: like the one and I left Eugene. Oh my god,

536
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: Friday is here. The holiday is getting ready to begin.

537
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: Everyone is just getts so festive. It feels so good.

538
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: I feel it in the air. So good morning, Shirley,

539
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: carl It Jr. J Anthony Brown, Nephew, time you get

540
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 1: morning to all of you all, say truly, truly pleasure

541
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: to give you on this beautiful Friday, South, I come

542
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: bearing gifts. Okay, today is about gifts. Okay, I'm excited.

543
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: Carline girl, I got to hell you. Frankie Beverly made

544
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 1: maze ready. So I have you a nice linen short

545
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: set girl that you're gonna love to rock while you're

546
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: in there cooking in that um a girl. You've been

547
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: to be rocking up in here. I promise you you're

548
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 1: gonna be cooking. Don't worry if you splash something out

549
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: on it. Girl, do you yes, be kid with it.

550
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: I got you taken care of. That was so thoughtful

551
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: of you. And okay, here it is. I am so

552
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 1: excited to give my friend. I don't know how to,

553
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: said JR. Huh, you are going to rock this halter

554
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: suit out and made for you. Oh my god, it's

555
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: a hot to sue. It comes, but the back I

556
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: have to back out. But what we gotta do is

557
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: get your hand on tattoo to put back there where

558
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: the back is out. It's gonna be you gonna you

559
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: gotta set this place some fire. It's a how to.

560
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: It comes down to the navel. Okay, what men really

561
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: wear halters? He gotta be the first he got the

562
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: first you got sometimes you got to break that land,

563
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you got to go. They

564
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: were the romper things. Now he don't want to run around,

565
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: but he has a halter suit south the jacket is

566
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: the jackets snug. But you still get to expose your

567
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 1: neigh but and that's what you want to do. Drink

568
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: is your neighbor gonna be out, but listen and then

569
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: your back good neighbor exposing my navel. But I have

570
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: come on. I don't don't hurt my finners in that way.

571
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: That's on stage. You're gonna rock this and you're gonna

572
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: love it. And you gotta turn your back to the

573
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: audience and let him see your tattoo. We're just gonna

574
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: be a hand up by to fly. Okay, WHOA your

575
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: outfit sounds better than mine. Everybody want without enough for you.

576
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: But that's I need to get with you before you leave,

577
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: because in order of you to wear your back out,

578
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: you know, we got to go through your eggs. Man,

579
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: get that out of all right, all right, I gotta

580
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: have move. You have a smooth bat. We gotta get

581
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: some nax Emo on you. Bar. We do use Naxie anymore.

582
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna go We're gonna put this damn Noxino. Alright,

583
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: coming up after the break to Anthony Brown is here

584
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: to murder another hit. We'll be back at thirty four

585
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

586
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's Jay Anthony Brown with another murder

587
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: that another murder hit. The song, Well, that's one thing

588
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 1: about them as it hits, is to take the song

589
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: that's already out and totally destroy it. The name murder

590
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: the hits at least key song. We've Got Something in

591
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: Common a great song, very good song. I love it,

592
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: but the song is dedicated to people who have nothing

593
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: in common at all, yet they remain together. Sometimes you

594
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: just get sick of him. You used to be my line,

595
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: but now sometimes I was staying and dead fed up.

596
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to try. You've had a brick that

597
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: smash you in your head. I had you that you

598
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: and I my boom, not my boot. Time for you

599
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: to move. If you stay eve away, I might just

600
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: want to kill you. I know you, I know you.

601
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: You just can't take the truth. We ain't got nothing

602
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: in coming. I'm just being honest, will you? We ain't

603
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: got nothing in coming? Hell, I'm being honest. Will you

604
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: it's time for me to set for self freak. You

605
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: bring the heat eyt of me. I will be catching

606
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: that t is such a stupid fool. It's time for

607
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: me to set for self freak. You bring the head

608
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: eye of me. I'll be catching net is such a

609
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: stupid We ain't got nothing in coming, and I'm just

610
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: being honest. Will you say, we ain't got nothing in

611
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: time coming. I ain't got nothing. Don't stop, I'm just

612
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: being honest. You bring the hay to eye. I hope

613
00:42:52,840 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: you catchaship where you have nothing coming with yah. Yeah, yeah,

614
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: that's amazing youze that. I think when they walk in

615
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: the door and they when they come back from wherever

616
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: it is they've been, and they come back and they go, hey,

617
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: that's it right there. That's what I can't stand about

618
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: your when you say, hey, how you doing that? How

619
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: you doing See? That's the thing that's making me man

620
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: right there, that I spoke that you spoke good morning.

621
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: What's so good about it? If you hear that one

622
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: get to that point when the relationship is empty, everything

623
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: is wrong, all of it's on your last note. Everything

624
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: they do, the breathing, hey, I just the way you breathe.

625
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: My girlfriend can stand away or has been shooting his food.

626
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: She was done. They divorced shortly, shortly. You choose something

627
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: one more time. You get on my last I had

628
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: a girl. I had a girl told me she didn't

629
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 1: like my cologne. You know, we was only like David

630
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Speaker 1: for like you know, about five or something like that.

631
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Speaker 1: Avon Why Devon by de Yeah, that was that was

632
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Speaker 1: colder stuff I ever smelled in my life at that time,

633
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: at that time. Oh yeah, okay, that's a big okay

634
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Speaker 1: when lack of fail hit the scene. What the cold

635
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Speaker 1: is the coldest stove boat? Well all time with Polo? Oh,

636
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Speaker 1: get out of here, totally disagree, k kidding me? Anybody?

637
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Speaker 1: Grand flat brute brute by fabru j It's not a colone.

638
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Speaker 1: I just love to wed smell touched it red? Are

639
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Speaker 1: you kidding me? I? I wish we had time to

640
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: tell me right now. That's a great one. All right,

641
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: coming up the nephew and the prank phone call? What

642
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 1: you got? I got one? Yeah, I'm gonna keep it stupid,

643
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: I promise you. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

644
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: All right, we're back coming up next, got the prank

645
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: phone call Tommy. All right, don't you hold tight? I

646
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: got you know, I got a couple of winds and pranks.

647
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm popping on y'all. Y'll checked us when I hit it.

648
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: I've been to surprise you. Hello, I'm trying to reach Calmen. Please.

649
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh who's calling? This is the half style Surrenzo. Oh great, great? Hey,

650
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: we were waiting for you. Hold on a second, I'll

651
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: get her. Hello. Hi, is this is this Calming? Hi?

652
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: How are you good? Great? Listen? Um? This is a

653
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: half style it' I'm supposed to be there to do

654
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: your hair for the wedding. Hey are you lost? Uh? No,

655
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: I do have a good Just there's something that has

656
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: come up and I kind of need to discuss some

657
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: things with you. Are you kidding me? Let me ask

658
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: your way. You know I'm getting married in four hours? Right,

659
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: I do know, I do know. Let me ask you this.

660
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: What time actually is the wedding? Is it at five

661
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: or six? The wedding is at five? Okay? Um? What

662
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: have you done to your hair so far? Nothing? You

663
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: have the hair I'm waiting for you to put weave

664
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: in my on my head? Right? Um? Oh god dear, No,

665
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: you're on your way right. This is a joke. No,

666
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: this is not a joke. I've got I've called my mama, fine,

667
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: tell him to come here. And I I don't have

668
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: a stolars today. You came highly recommended and I've already

669
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: given you a deposit. You you should be on your way.

670
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: I do understand that, though, and I don't mind giving

671
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: you your deposit back. I'm no, that's no, that's not

672
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: what I want. I need you here to do my hair.

673
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: I have no one here to do my hair. I've

674
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: already paid you. I understand this. Dear, calm down, Listen,

675
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: this is what I want to do. Okay. I do

676
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: have someone that I can send that it's going to

677
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: do an outstanding job for you. Okay, But I'm not.

678
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: I've gotten into a spat with Oliver, and I just it.

679
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: It's a very is Oliver. Oliver is my friend, and

680
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: we've got Are you kidding me? It's been a serious, serious,

681
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: serious blow up. This is the most important day of

682
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: my life. And you're not coming to do my hair.

683
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: You're not taking care of your business because you've gotten

684
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: into a fight with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna

685
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: go back and forth with you about this. I've I

686
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: have argued with him all night. I'm not going to

687
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: go back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah,

688
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: I have to argue with me when I need it.

689
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: For you to be here, I understand that, and I'm

690
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: going to send someone there. Is one of the most

691
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: unprofessional styles I have ever met in my life. I

692
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen, I'm trying to

693
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: deal with you on a professional level, but you're not

694
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: because you're not here. I understand that, and I understand

695
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to to to rain on your parade.

696
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: And professionalism went out the window when you called to

697
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 1: say that you can make it because you were in

698
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: an argument with your boyfriend. What I'm not gonna do

699
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: is go back and forth with you. Somebody to find him,

700
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 1: find um, tell her to come. Where is everybody? Mama?

701
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: Please get him to the phone. Oh boyd, listen, what

702
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: have you done to your hair? Okay? Has it been washed? Yes? Okay,

703
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: so it's just waiting. Is that what's going on? Yes,

704
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: that's what's going on. Have been done? Have you been

705
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: under the dryer at all? No? Okay, So is it

706
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: still there? What are you asking me questions? You're very

707
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: trying to get someone. I bring when I send someone

708
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 1: and I want to send them in there. Yes, I'm

709
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: sitting here with wet hair. Has your has your makeup

710
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: been done? No? I'm waiting for you to do my hair.

711
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: I cannot believe this. Why are you asking me these questions?

712
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: Hold the police, don't ones like Oliver. I'm not gonna

713
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: go I'm Oliver. I'm not. Oh my god, I'm not

714
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: gonna This is crazy. I'm not going to talking now.

715
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: Let me take care of the clos I'm not going. Hello,

716
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Listen? Is there any way you

717
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 1: could possibly push the wedding back to seven? You are crazy?

718
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: You want me to change my time because you're in

719
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 1: an argument with your boyfriend. Listen, this is the first pas,

720
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: this is you are the most unprofessional thalist I've ever

721
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: met in my life. And trust me, Darling, I will

722
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: put the word out about you. No, No, you haven't

723
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: make sure that you never ever do business again. Wait

724
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: a minute, now, what you're not gonna you don't curse

725
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: at me. You're not going You're not gonna go one

726
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: in my day? I understand. There's no reason to be mad.

727
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: I'm the one that should be upset. It's my day.

728
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: You're not gonna talk to me like this. He don't

729
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: want to you any kind of way. I want to

730
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: you call Raring money day. Hold on a second. See

731
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: you got this talking crazy to me, and I'm not

732
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: going to go with it. No, not what I'm not

733
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: gonna do it sitting let's talk to me. No, you

734
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: didn't call me a I'm not gonna sit here and

735
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: let you talk to me. You know what? I wish

736
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: you were coming to this church. I got your Listen.

737
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth

738
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: with you. Now, I got someone I can send in

739
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 1: there to get your hair done. Do you want it

740
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: or do you not? Who are you sending? I am sending, Listen.

741
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: I will be sending my assistant and she does. She

742
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: watched his half. She's been instructed what to do. Don't worry,

743
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: She'll get it to you. Don't want me to let

744
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: it shampoo golf, start my hair on my wedding. Look

745
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: do you want? How are you kidding me? I'm a

746
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: a please. Now you need to be talking to me,

747
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,439
Speaker 1: not Oliver. I understand. Listen, let me take the racial

748
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: voice of her voice at me. I can't do whatever

749
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: the hell I want to. So this is my you.

750
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: I've ruined my wedding day. No I'm not. I'm trying

751
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 1: to get your wedding day together. Now, going to send

752
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: this shampoo, go to do my hair. Cynthia is very good.

753
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: She will be there at five o'clock. We will have

754
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: you ready. Running starts at five o'clock. I don't know

755
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: what to say. What you need to be saying, is

756
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: he on your day? I'm gonna Simpia will be I

757
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: don't want Cynthy, don't do my hair. I didn't pay

758
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: Cynthia to do my hair. I pay you to do

759
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: my hair. And if you have to bring Oliver with you,

760
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: you need to come on out. Do you want to go?

761
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Do you want to just go with me? Okay, listen,

762
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: I have one more thing I need to say. You

763
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: have to say to me. The only thing you need

764
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: to be saying to me is that you and Oliver

765
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: on your way. You're about to ruin the most important

766
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: day of my life. I am not at on your head. Yes,

767
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm now. Are you on your way? Yes? Or no, yes,

768
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: And I have one more thing I need to say.

769
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: But what do you want to say? Listen, don't, don't,

770
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: don't come for me. Boy, you better spit it out.

771
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: This is Matthew tom Me from the Steve Alby Morning Show.

772
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by all your eyes made. Oh

773
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: I am going to I don't believe they did this.

774
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: That's why I can't sign on, Tessa, and I'm kicking you.

775
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: Was not funny, not today. This is the last thing

776
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: I needed today. Do you know what they wanted me?

777
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: They wanted me to get you yesterday I said no,

778
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: We're waiting to the wedding day under so much pressure.

779
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, what

780
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 1: is What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest

781
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: radio show in the last the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby,

782
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: what do you think? I love it? I love it?

783
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: It is now my favorite. Go right with the one

784
00:52:53,840 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: in the closet. Don't come out as come listen to me.

785
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: I can't do nothing for you. I'm calling a long

786
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: I can see that dude sitting on the edge and

787
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: trying to help. Doesn't tell him to shut up. See yes,

788
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: shut your damn all right, thank you, nev listen to this.

789
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: According to a new study, men who consume too much sugar,

790
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: especially from sweet drinks and snacks, are more likely to

791
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: develop depression or anxiety. The researchers also found that women

792
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: are not at all affected in this way by overdosing

793
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: on sugar. I really have cutback on sugar. But that

794
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: does not mean no, I'm a diabetic. I have to.

795
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: But they'll dive into eat a lot of sugar. But

796
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a sugar dad. I'm gonna splend dad.

797
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: That's the sugar daddy with diabetes. Be known what I am.

798
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 1: All your young girls, out the girl and spend the daddy,

799
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: all right? Coming up next to the strawberry letter, This

800
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: crazy show right here? Lord, Hey Tommy jay cars, what's up?

801
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: You know? You know what we need to give Americans

802
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: to people who are gonna get to give. They don't

803
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: want to fix your face when you open it, play

804
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: it off. That's you happy tickets from your kids and

805
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: bless their hard that's all the money they had. All right,

806
00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: people doing the best they can for you. You're listening show,

807
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 1: buckle up hole, long takes or all baby letter twenty three,

808
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: thank you telling me subject saying daughter with an insane mother. Hey, everybody,

809
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: I am having the most crazy time in my life.

810
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: My mother, who I love dearly, believes that everyone in

811
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 1: the household is putting root on her. Me personally, I

812
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 1: don't believe in the crap, and and I for darn

813
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: sure will not waste my hard earned money on such

814
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: hocus pocus. My mother has diabetes and eventually and evidently

815
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 1: a slight case of dementia. Most of this is coming

816
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: from her side of the family because they go to

817
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: root workers to get spells taken off them or to

818
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: cast some of their own. My father, my sister who recently,

819
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: my father, my sister who recently had an ic D defibrillator.

820
00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 1: Um implanet myself and myself and myself so you can

821
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 1: read ignorant. Let me do it myself, Let me do

822
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 1: it right. They go to rude workers to get spaills,

823
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: taking off them all the cash, some of their own.

824
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: My father, my sister who recently had i c D

825
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: defibrillator put in their chest, myself and I me is

826
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,720
Speaker 1: getting stressed out. That's how you got she met myself

827
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: and up okay, are getting stressed out. She don't know

828
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: how read people. I'm eager already know what she let

829
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: me finish the letter getting stressed out because my mom

830
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: is always accusing of harming her, such as making her sick,

831
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: taking her hair out, making her look like a man,

832
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: and so much other bull I tell her that she

833
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: needs to go to church and pray to God. Then

834
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: she says that it was God that told her that

835
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: we were putting the fix on her. I can't take

836
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: it anymore. What should I do? Sincerely, sane daughter with

837
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: an insane mother. I don't know anything about roots I've

838
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: heard about I don't know what it means anything. Uh,

839
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: you know your mom clearly needs to go to the

840
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:11,720
Speaker 1: doctor and get checked out. Go ahead, I mean clearly

841
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: she needs help. With all due respect though, Yeah, she

842
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: needs to go to the doctor. Yeah, go ahead, I

843
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: have anything? Okay? Cool? I do see you said something

844
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: in the letter with all due respect, yeah, because it's

845
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: her mom. What is we're interjecting respect in this letter

846
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: for when it ain't nothing in the letter at all?

847
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: So I don't feel like this. Look, if you can

848
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: call your mama a root worker, then please let me

849
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: go on through the letter and discuss your mama freely.

850
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: This is really what it is. Your mama crazy and

851
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: a whole family crazy going to root workers. All right,

852
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: you're having the craziest time in your life because your mother,

853
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 1: who you love dearly bleeding. Everybody in the house is

854
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: putting route on it. For those of you that don't

855
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: know what that is, that's some ignorant sicisfici Louisiana mess

856
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: that people down south think that somebody can put a

857
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: spell on you roots. That could be voodoo. You can

858
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: go visit Voodoo Princess up on Route one. You can

859
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: go down there. You can do anything you can, but

860
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: you can't hear the bottom line. Like the lady said,

861
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of hocus pokers. My mother has diabetes.

862
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: Here we go, your mama crazy and a whole family

863
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: crazy going to root workers. First, let's kick it in

864
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: with your mama sick. Throw in your mama ain't taking

865
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: her instantly, take it. Throw in your mama missed a

866
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: couple of shots. Taking in the fact that your mama

867
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: eating pine cake on a regular basis. All right, most

868
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: of this is coming from her side of the family

869
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: because they go to root workers. Okay, your mama crazy

870
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: and a whole family crazy going to root workers. That

871
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: means they go to people with with with animal items

872
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: around their neck, like chicken feed and stuff. This is

873
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 1: the this is elementary root working you're talking about. See

874
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: chicken feed is elementary. You got to have like a

875
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 1: hang like a piece of goose liver on your neck.

876
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: To get into the higher elevations of root work, you

877
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: gotta find a duck bill platypus. You know what that is.

878
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: That's an animal. You gotta get the foot of a

879
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: duck bill platypus to really be into elevated forms of roots.

880
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: You got a chicken foot. Anybody get a chicken for hell,

881
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: you might want to show up with a rabbit foot.

882
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: You got to get deep. You gotta get a chicken

883
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: or a duck head. This is how ignorant this letter is.

884
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: What you wanna do is like you don't care, like

885
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: a tip of a black cat tail on your neck

886
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: or something like I'm telling you stuff that if my father,

887
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 1: my sister who recently had an I C D defibrillator plan.

888
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 1: You know what defibrillator is. That's when like your heart

889
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: go out and they put them two things on e

890
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: something that clear how you do now, I don't know

891
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: how you can't pack that whole thing in your chest,

892
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 1: but obviously your family is battle then the average family.

893
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: Now you got only fat people that's got these two

894
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: things in their clear already we're dealing with something excess crazy.

895
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 1: My let my answer don't have to make sense because

896
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: the damn Okay, Now she gotta defibrillate the whole defibrillator

897
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: they cut in manibulances. They had this point it off

898
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: a chest that was really wrong. Overweight, fat route working

899
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: family then got a defibrillator, which really I think it

900
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: ain't a defifillating her fat behind. I think it's a refrigerator.

901
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: That's what's really in your fat family chest. A refrigerator

902
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: that ain't defibrillator. How you get that in your chest?

903
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 1: Old defimulator in your chest? I think she's mispelling it here,

904
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 1: just like she wrote all these bad words, and this

905
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 1: is your refrigerator in your fat mama chip. Then you

906
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: said accusing her of harming her, such as making her sick.

907
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: Your mama already got diabetes. It's that taking her hat out.

908
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: Listen to me. You know your half finning when you

909
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 1: get diabeting making her look like a man. I underlined

910
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: that ain't nobody to make your mama look like a man.

911
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 1: You know your mama looked crazy. I don't care you

912
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 1: wrote this letter. You know good way of your mama

913
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: looked crazy. My mama has never a date looked like

914
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: a man. She's been sick. My mom been down in

915
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: the out. I buried my mama. At no point did

916
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: my mama look like a man. Look, you're sitting up

917
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 1: in here trying you got your mama is actually mighty

918
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: Joe young, and you are trying to get her sick

919
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: behind away from workers. For those of you that don't

920
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: know what that is, that's some It didn't Mrs Tiffian

921
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 1: Louisiana mess that people down south think that somebody can

922
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: put a spell on you roots that could be voodoo.

923
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: You need to get your mama a mirror, because at

924
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: no point should your mama walk in the room and

925
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: look like a damn man. We need to stop this

926
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: right here, then, you say, and so much other bull

927
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell her she needs to go to church and

928
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: pray to God. She do, but you need to go

929
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 1: down there with her because the next time your mama

930
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: walk in the room and look like a man. I

931
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: want you to just holler at the wow, Mama looked

932
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 1: like a man. Part two. Steve's response is coming up

933
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour. You do not want

934
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: to miss this. You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show.

935
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: But come on, Steve, Yeah, come on Steve with your response.

936
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 1: Part two. Let's have it to the letter right now.

937
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 1: Come on, it's gonna be different. Refrigerat what's in the refrigeration?

938
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: Please back to the letter saying daughter in the refrigerator.

939
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: That's in the crazy people. Let me see my father

940
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 1: and my sister. Both of them had I c D

941
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 1: defibrillators in planet, which is a misprinted Actually refrigerators in

942
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: these fat people. And what they didn't put in them

943
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 1: is all of the stuff that the lady need to

944
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: work roots on each other, like his chicken feet, dunkheads, cattails,

945
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: you know, bird beaks, lizard Paul's market teeth, Ahma dealer shell,

946
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: some hot sauce, you know, just in case you get hungry.

947
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: You know, you get caught out there hungry. You know,

948
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 1: they got everything in there. Ham It's like everybody, all

949
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 1: black people, Hamlet and a small jaw or empty man aide,

950
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 1: All that's in there some soy milk, but it's soy milk.

951
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 1: Now it was regular milk, but it had been in

952
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:16,680
Speaker 1: that so long, it's now soy milk. Some vaca solder,

953
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: so it don't stand. Now let's get to the party. Oh,

954
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:28,480
Speaker 1: who do my mama looked like a man? Who mama

955
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: looked like a man? When did your mama walked in

956
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: the room and you thought it was Joe Fraze? When

957
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: the last time your mama came in and you went

958
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: flavor flame? You know how your white man? Do your

959
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: mama look like? Mama? I've been damned westless night? Your

960
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 1: mama looked like Westless nights. I'm what you do? What

961
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 1: you in your mama? Root, Paul, we need to get

962
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: you when you're walking the room and your mama looked

963
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 1: like beer? Is my what you'll need to do. It's

964
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: get back to this route worker and talk to him

965
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: about a new route. Okay, your mama cannot be walking

966
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: around looking like a man? Nah she And now on

967
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: me is night at the church, and don't nobody knows. Brother,

968
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: you want to stand up, mit douce yourself. I'm sister creamer. Yeah,

969
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: really you are, so introduce yourself and brother, listen to me.

970
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna come to me as night, you

971
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 1: can't wear no dress. There ain't no me as night.

972
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 1: That's my mama. We gotta go email us or Instagram.

973
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girls.

974
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 1: Surely okay, switching gears now, this is for you guys.

975
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:05,640
Speaker 1: According to Maxim magazine, why do you want to sleep

976
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:09,960
Speaker 1: around even if you're happy in your relationship? Okay, turns

977
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: out we're all naturally a little slutty. Okay, that's what

978
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: it says. As much as you want to pretend that

979
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 1: you're the most loyal, you're yes, yes, yes, forget what's

980
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: on the outside inside she excuse me, I got choked.

981
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: I know it all choked up. As much as you

982
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: want to pretend that you're the most loyal, dedicated, faithful,

983
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 1: and monogamous creature on the planet, you're still a human being. Guys.

984
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 1: There's a study that involves uh sexual stimuli a boring

985
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: sex leads a person to seek out more exciting sex.

986
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 1: In a nutshell. What they're saying is, if you want

987
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: to keep it faithful, then you've got to keep it

988
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: interesting and exciting in the bedroom. So Steve, here's a

989
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 1: question for you. What do you do? And we may

990
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 1: already know the answer to this one, but we're gonna

991
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,919
Speaker 1: ask you anyway. What do you do to spice things

992
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 1: up and keep things from getting stale? Monkeys? I do it.

993
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: I do it. That's just that's just go to sexual

994
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 1: trick monkeys. You can train a monkey to work your

995
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: video camera because they're trained. Some of them just being

996
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 1: cage is just holly, you know, just smo. You know.

997
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: They don't touch you. You know, some of them know

998
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:55,959
Speaker 1: how to stay up on the chandeli. You know, yeah,

999
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: they're athletic. Okay, j What about you? What about you?

1000
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: Same question? What do you do to spice things out?

1001
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: Just get married again? Every time? It's so easy? You

1002
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: know what, This ain't working out? Junior, the young one

1003
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 1: on the show? What do you do? What do I

1004
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: do to spice things up? If I'm in there, I'm

1005
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:29,560
Speaker 1: already of spice stuff because happened for me? You want me?

1006
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: Let me take my shirt off? All right? All right? Caution, caution, caution, nephew.

1007
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 1: What you got? How do you spice things up? I?

1008
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,880
Speaker 1: Do stuff myself is interesting, Like I like, what was

1009
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:56,600
Speaker 1: two weeks ago? I came in the room with just

1010
01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 1: my whole body covered in mustard because my baby and

1011
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 1: I just came in with just all mustard, just spicy

1012
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 1: must I got your hot dog and your mustard. You

1013
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. And

1014
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 1: no dishes but mustard in your asses. I've never done

1015
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 1: it with mustard in your own. And your roll behind

1016
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 1: has not got to be pretty at all. It's not her,

1017
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:35,759
Speaker 1: It just must the girl. Don't judge him. My mustard,

1018
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: all that steak, all that mustard you steak. Hey Julior, Jake,

1019
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:56,559
Speaker 1: Hey Man's holiday time, man, We're supposed to say happy

1020
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: holiday there, but that we sposed holiday's people from Yeah man,

1021
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 1: y'all enjoy y'all sales, enjoy each other. You're listening to

1022
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,719
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and now it is time

1023
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 1: for another episode of bad acting theater. It's the Steve

1024
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,360
Speaker 1: Harvey soap proper, the one he's always wanted. It's called

1025
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 1: the Chapman's Ready, guys, Yes, you have the work of

1026
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: the bad acting. You stop in the middle of the

1027
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:42,719
Speaker 1: nry just started and I started reading. Okay, ready, everybody ready, Okay,

1028
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:45,920
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello everyone, Welcome to another episode of

1029
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:49,759
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Bad Acting Theater with your host and narrator

1030
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: me Surely Strawberry. We called this episode I got your

1031
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 1: message right here. Let's look in and see what's happening.

1032
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 1: In last week's episode, Earl suns Chester just got back

1033
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: from being kidnapped and was excited to be home. He

1034
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,880
Speaker 1: went into the kitchen to make himself a peanut butter

1035
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: and jelly and pork rynd sandwich. Yuck, Daddy, Daddy, you

1036
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't think you kid, I didn't think you're

1037
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: like I didn't think I didn't even ever see you

1038
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: a kid. I'm gonna go in the kitchen and make

1039
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: me the biggest peanut butter and jelly sandwich I can

1040
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: find it, and you know what, you know what, I'm

1041
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:33,200
Speaker 1: gonna throw in some pork rind. Earl was mad that Frenchie,

1042
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,720
Speaker 1: who was supposed to be played by George Wallace but

1043
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 1: was played by Tommy ripped him off for forty million

1044
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 1: dollars that he paid him to keep Chester because he

1045
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 1: let him go. I'll pay that fat no good bad

1046
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:49,639
Speaker 1: acting small hat wearing old ass. Mama, you're jo't telling

1047
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:53,599
Speaker 1: purple color need grow Frichard for the million dog keep

1048
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,639
Speaker 1: that boy, and I was to never see him again.

1049
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:02,160
Speaker 1: He took that money and then let him go. And

1050
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: Junior and me too, we're surprised to find out that

1051
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:16,640
Speaker 1: KK was his mama. His mama? What what? What? What? What? What? What? You? My? What? What? What?

1052
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: I thought? That's right, your mama. Let's look in on

1053
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 1: this week and see what's happening with the Chapman's. This

1054
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 1: is free. Your mama full stupid. She don't even know

1055
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 1: how to leave a message. Leave a message. Look, look,

1056
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:51,400
Speaker 1: your blue black rascal. You made a deal. I gave

1057
01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: your forty million dollars to never see him again, but

1058
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: you took my money and you let this worthless no good.

1059
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:04,040
Speaker 1: So go now here in the kitchen right now, making

1060
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:09,040
Speaker 1: a peanut butter jelly and poke rand Sawers. I don't

1061
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:13,200
Speaker 1: want the money, but you got to keep up your

1062
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:19,200
Speaker 1: end or the boggain. If not you, you got to

1063
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:24,640
Speaker 1: come get him. Please. If you don't come get him,

1064
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 1: help me kill him. Please, please have some decency. Friend.

1065
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:34,919
Speaker 1: She picks up the phone because he was just screening

1066
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 1: his call. Take care of your little problems. All right,

1067
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 1: you gotta deal, but promise me that you're gonna come

1068
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 1: and get him first. Oh we we we, we gotta deal.

1069
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 1: I've lied before, but I won't right on, right on

1070
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: with the right on. Oh okay, he really hates that boy.

1071
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 1: Let's listen in. It's Bogard is calling Reverend ADNOI to

1072
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 1: find out where KK is. He's finally able to call

1073
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:08,600
Speaker 1: after the butt whipping he got last week because the

1074
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:14,320
Speaker 1: swelling just went down. This is if you was about

1075
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 1: to beat it with the women who looked like mc plead.

1076
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 1: I want to know how the phone ring first and

1077
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:40,760
Speaker 1: after I'd already left the message to ring boys bad yeah,

1078
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:45,160
Speaker 1: rab just Bogard. If you see KK, tell her I

1079
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:50,639
Speaker 1: moved to Egypt. Okay, I'm not around. Now. Let's listen

1080
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 1: in as Junior's still taking it now. Let's listen in

1081
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: as Junior is still taking it all in that KK

1082
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:04,880
Speaker 1: is is mama, Wait waite what what? What? Who? What? What?

1083
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 1: She's my my what? What? What? What? Take K? I thought,

1084
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,160
Speaker 1: Hold on a minute, hold on, she's my what what?

1085
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: You my what? We'll get back to that. But guess

1086
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,080
Speaker 1: what KK has found Beauregard. Oh yeah, this is uh

1087
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: this Rev. This is Bouregard. Like I said, if you

1088
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:29,800
Speaker 1: see KK, tell her I moved to Egypt, you know.

1089
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,000
Speaker 1: And if you ever see him, man, I'm ready to

1090
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:34,240
Speaker 1: face off face to face. She got in a lucky punch,

1091
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm ready to have it out with

1092
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:45,040
Speaker 1: her one on one anytime she's ready. Kay k okay.

1093
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:46,880
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna say. I looked down and

1094
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:52,799
Speaker 1: she that's what I was doing that all right, Okay,

1095
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 1: get off the phone. Punk, I'm right here. Where's my money?

1096
01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:08,080
Speaker 1: I told you it and not end Well. I don't

1097
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 1: find him, Jack, I'm dying. Shad shad me Ellen. I

1098
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 1: don't want to die. Get cold in him. Wait a minute,

1099
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on sound effect. Man, I'm not finished

1100
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 1: die god, guy, I hold it. Somebody told my mom

1101
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:40,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to die. Wait a minute. I've still

1102
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:51,439
Speaker 1: have been a want. I don't wanted to, but I'm dead.

1103
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 1: Joined us next week for the Chapman's. This has been

1104
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's bad acting theater, and I got the best

1105
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:14,120
Speaker 1: death ever. We gotta go to break. We'll be right back.

1106
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Hardy morning showy. Heck bla bla

1107
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:32,520
Speaker 1: what hey mine, No, just had a little Richard flashback.

1108
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:38,320
Speaker 1: Just we heard Richard performed at our church one time.

1109
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:42,160
Speaker 1: Turned it out, Lord Hammers. Little Richard was a Christian

1110
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:48,320
Speaker 1: before it was a heath. I was just gonna say it. Well,

1111
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:55,160
Speaker 1: good mornings. Everyone's hi college. Hey, sister all there. How

1112
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 1: are you doing? Brutal for brutal blue? Hey, Junior Mornus

1113
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:03,600
Speaker 1: is still day. I see you're trying to work on

1114
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 1: your little base in your voice. Yes, ma'am trying to

1115
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,519
Speaker 1: pick it up. That's good, Junior dad is real good.

1116
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:14,800
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. She still gotta ways to go.

1117
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:21,520
Speaker 1: You know. Don want you to think cause I'm complimenting.

1118
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:25,960
Speaker 1: You need to stop basing it up. Yes, ma'l. Hi

1119
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:30,800
Speaker 1: jaf Sown, how are you doing today? Beautiful? Beautiful? Where

1120
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:33,800
Speaker 1: is that boy you was always talking about, the one

1121
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:40,720
Speaker 1: with the fat head? What? What's your name? After the

1122
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 1: white man in the wheel chair? What is your black?

1123
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:52,640
Speaker 1: George Wallace? Yes that's him? Yeah, boy, I don't know

1124
01:18:52,720 --> 01:19:00,560
Speaker 1: where huge been a little waterheaded boy? Yeah he was.

1125
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:08,800
Speaker 1: Hello Shirley, Well, hello, sister Odell. How are you? Beautiful? Beautiful?

1126
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: Hearts ma'am in life, Well, you asked me this every

1127
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: time you come on, and I have the same I'm

1128
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:17,120
Speaker 1: just trying to see if he's steal which he gets, ma'am,

1129
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 1: and I have the same response for you married life

1130
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:22,840
Speaker 1: is wonderful. Thank you. Well, that's good if you ever

1131
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: have another response that wants to be here for you, Yes, ma'am,

1132
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you're thinking of me. Uh huh. Well,

1133
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 1: so what y'all been talking about? What's going on innywhere

1134
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:37,760
Speaker 1: else today? What's talk about? Breakups? You know? And you've

1135
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:42,800
Speaker 1: never got experienced breakups and stuff down now? Almost of

1136
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:49,439
Speaker 1: my husbands have passed or died that ain't real breakup

1137
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:55,800
Speaker 1: when they die. Forem died for heart failure, fore Um

1138
01:19:55,960 --> 01:20:00,599
Speaker 1: died for just a stroke. And you had a living

1139
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 1: altogether right m hmm, Yeah, what happened that they're still

1140
01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:10,920
Speaker 1: living old bounds? Just as hard to kill all? Did

1141
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,920
Speaker 1: you kill his hands? Around? Lord? A mercon? Two of

1142
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,120
Speaker 1: them needs to just gone and push their chips up

1143
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:21,080
Speaker 1: to the window. Because he ain't looking at good. Cleifers

1144
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,000
Speaker 1: don't look good no more at all. And I can't

1145
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:27,160
Speaker 1: believe I haven't married him. Why I saw him at

1146
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,800
Speaker 1: the casino. He came up on the bus tour and

1147
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:33,040
Speaker 1: he was at the casino here in a wheelchair. And

1148
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,200
Speaker 1: then he got to get out of the wheelchair, stand

1149
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:38,840
Speaker 1: on a walker to put his quarters up to turn

1150
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 1: them in. Now that's just too much you and you

1151
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 1: can't walking, you can't stand, you can't go nowhere. Luck

1152
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,439
Speaker 1: at it. I sachade right up there in front of

1153
01:20:48,479 --> 01:20:50,599
Speaker 1: him so he could see this good thing was gone.

1154
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,439
Speaker 1: Push my chips right up to the window and walk

1155
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,640
Speaker 1: right off. Never did even look at him. I know

1156
01:20:56,920 --> 01:21:00,800
Speaker 1: he was in I didn't even speak. Why I'm speaking

1157
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:05,040
Speaker 1: your phone, your husband X for a reason. So you

1158
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:09,160
Speaker 1: left town. Ain't no Maine leave me. I live here

1159
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,479
Speaker 1: because it wasn't no good name was in mad shape.

1160
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:15,800
Speaker 1: The Lord puts up on it, you know, the lord

1161
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:19,400
Speaker 1: of that voodoo. I tried one of I don't really

1162
01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:21,920
Speaker 1: care for voodoo. But my sister went to New Orleans

1163
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,200
Speaker 1: one time. He came back with a chicken foot lord.

1164
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:28,799
Speaker 1: Next thing, I know, his whole left side. So it worked.

1165
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,120
Speaker 1: And then sister, O'Dell, you know what, I hate to

1166
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:38,400
Speaker 1: This is the hardest for me. I think when I'm

1167
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 1: talking with you, to just bring you some bad news

1168
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:44,040
Speaker 1: or some unpleasant news. You don't seem to bother you

1169
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:48,479
Speaker 1: that much. You all in one, all way brainy. Well,

1170
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm the one that talks to you mostly about you know,

1171
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,680
Speaker 1: news headlines and things. But you can't wait to chill. Mean,

1172
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,240
Speaker 1: what is it chilly? No? Do you remember Batman? The

1173
01:21:56,320 --> 01:22:03,000
Speaker 1: show Batman, m Batman, Yes, Man, bad Man. It started

1174
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:09,840
Speaker 1: Adam West of course as Batman. Uh huh well, um, yes, ma'am.

1175
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:14,599
Speaker 1: He passed away this week. Um, Adam West pass Yes, ma'am,

1176
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:19,080
Speaker 1: Adam West, Holy, let me get you. Adam Wish, the

1177
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:23,920
Speaker 1: man that paid Batman. Yes, ma'am. It's not robbing. No, no, no,

1178
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:33,160
Speaker 1: not robbing, yes, ma'am. A d a m Adam Wish, Yes, ma'am.

1179
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:36,320
Speaker 1: He was eight eight Ley, is you show that is

1180
01:22:36,439 --> 01:22:42,240
Speaker 1: Adam that's gone? Yes, ma'am. Batman the man who played Batman. Yes, okay,

1181
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:47,639
Speaker 1: good Jesus, I thought you meant Alfred Lloyd Jesus Alfred Batman.

1182
01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:57,080
Speaker 1: What would out for the bang? Is doing that cave?

1183
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:05,120
Speaker 1: All they wanted it was getting real batter down. Yeah.

1184
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:07,160
Speaker 1: I used to hum the theme so on when I

1185
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:16,200
Speaker 1: was bad Maid. I just put it on even shain't

1186
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:18,920
Speaker 1: Batman the whole time. Did he did, he'd be down.

1187
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:32,720
Speaker 1: They're gonna what bam bo oh man on this show?

1188
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:35,800
Speaker 1: Thought you thought you man? Alfred the butler was gonna

1189
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:38,320
Speaker 1: used to add him. I didn't really can't adam whatever

1190
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:46,920
Speaker 1: I DISSI mean everything. I liked my hands on that

1191
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:54,439
Speaker 1: little boy wonder though in a little punk. All right,

1192
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:58,679
Speaker 1: and I tell you one thing that that boy shell

1193
01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:06,360
Speaker 1: would have been wondered. Oh thank you. Since you're o jail,

1194
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:31,880
Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve

1195
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:34,760
Speaker 1: and JA you guys go back. We go back, so far,

1196
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:38,839
Speaker 1: so far. I mean crazy stories. It was never cable.

1197
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 1: We had a TV. Steven always tell me about how

1198
01:24:41,439 --> 01:24:43,760
Speaker 1: he's own insurance, and I think I'm gonna let you

1199
01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:46,040
Speaker 1: finish it. But the story he told about how he

1200
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,519
Speaker 1: we're going to sell insurance to these people. Drove way

1201
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:54,200
Speaker 1: out somewhere late it now way out and a couple

1202
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:59,600
Speaker 1: go ahead quite a minute. They was old, and I

1203
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:03,840
Speaker 1: wall it was dog where they lived. I'm sleeping and

1204
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:06,120
Speaker 1: I get out there and the lady were real nice man,

1205
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:09,400
Speaker 1: and she wouldn't got me some tea And I'm taking

1206
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,960
Speaker 1: a couple of SIPs to the tea, and they were

1207
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:13,519
Speaker 1: sitting there and I, you know, the one of them

1208
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,280
Speaker 1: had to hear the age, so I had to speak

1209
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:18,240
Speaker 1: a little loud. And you know, when you're tired, that

1210
01:25:18,439 --> 01:25:22,400
Speaker 1: takes more energy. And I'm just talking about this policy.

1211
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:28,439
Speaker 1: And the guy got up and went somewhere and came back,

1212
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 1: and that stopped my momentum. So when he came back

1213
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 1: and he sat down, I was damn near gone. And

1214
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:40,400
Speaker 1: I looked at him and I was sitting there, man,

1215
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:56,599
Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, coming well, the couple was still

1216
01:25:56,680 --> 01:26:06,280
Speaker 1: sitting there. That baby was fine. I don't know, man,

1217
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:10,360
Speaker 1: I have no idea how long I was sleep. But

1218
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:15,760
Speaker 1: the old white people was just sitting there looking at me.

1219
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:21,280
Speaker 1: But I can't And when I owed my eyes, I

1220
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:26,120
Speaker 1: did not know who them to white people? Oh my god,

1221
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:32,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I said, it's just a hot situation.

1222
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:38,560
Speaker 1: Do they have me? They got the craziest son with

1223
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:42,640
Speaker 1: an apt somewhere, man. I got the looking around and

1224
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:52,639
Speaker 1: lady said you you are tired, Mr. Oh my god, man,

1225
01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:55,600
Speaker 1: I said there. Man. The only thing that clued me

1226
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:57,960
Speaker 1: was I looked back down at my paperwork and it

1227
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:04,679
Speaker 1: said Commonwealth and surce let me know you're an insurance agent.

1228
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,960
Speaker 1: Because I thought it was a hostile situation. Hasn't many

1229
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:12,479
Speaker 1: white polking got me out? Woods man, I ain't got

1230
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:14,760
Speaker 1: no cell phone, you know, were no cellphones or nothing?

1231
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:24,600
Speaker 1: No phone now, man. And they looked just like the

1232
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:29,599
Speaker 1: white people on that on that cornflake box, remember oh

1233
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 1: my and Paul. Yeah, they had to pitch funk head

1234
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:37,280
Speaker 1: and wy flank glass and looked like he'd kill you.

1235
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but he's weak and people, but they

1236
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:45,040
Speaker 1: looked like they were real strong too, though. Man. Man,

1237
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:47,880
Speaker 1: I woke up. Man, I'm telling you, I swear to god,

1238
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 1: I woke up. I did not know who them two

1239
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:53,320
Speaker 1: people was. So how did you get out for that?

1240
01:27:53,479 --> 01:28:00,599
Speaker 1: How was time to go? Now you've been sleeping all time.

1241
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:09,280
Speaker 1: I'm assuming they didn't know, didn't do? Tell me what

1242
01:28:09,479 --> 01:28:11,880
Speaker 1: you need to come back when you can stay awake?

1243
01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:16,720
Speaker 1: Young man? Am I driving back out here? Now? Y'all

1244
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:20,320
Speaker 1: gonna be uninsured? Damn man, anybody's gonna have y'all die

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Speaker 1: to night. And I'm like, Donna know you were destined

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Speaker 1: to do what you're doing. Yeah, your show, I show

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna bring out no policy check out here. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, I want

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Speaker 1: to ask you guys some questions. These are some questions,

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Speaker 1: uh that we found on reddit dot com. Steve, what

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01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,480
Speaker 1: job do you have zero experience in but are confident

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Speaker 1: you could do successfully? President of United here, Well, I

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Speaker 1: could do it now. I used to didn't feel that

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Speaker 1: way when Obama was in. I didn't say I got

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Speaker 1: to do it at all. But now, man President, keep

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Speaker 1: going there right off the top of my head. And

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Speaker 1: then you didn't even make that in a question. I

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Speaker 1: love that. No, this is I don't need that in

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Speaker 1: I bet you I could do it. I can't do

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Speaker 1: it no worse. Damn. Now I'm gonna make some mistake,

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Speaker 1: But I take a couple of things I wouldn't have done,

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Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't have done the travel band. I ain't

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Speaker 1: saying nothing about sexuality in the military. Damn. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a damn who in that kid? Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: And then I wouldn't have asked myself to come up

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Speaker 1: there in January if I knew I was gonna be

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Speaker 1: all type of huncle toms and coons. He told you

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Speaker 1: to stay. Hey, Yeah, I'd never asked. I asked to

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Speaker 1: come up there if I had what y'all was gonna

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Speaker 1: do to me, I just said to yourself. I called

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Speaker 1: the Obama transition team and everybody saying, hey, I'm not

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Speaker 1: I thought I'm being a good American. I got up there,

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Speaker 1: you got through with me. Actually, damn what I come

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Speaker 1: up I didn't know you. I thought I was doing

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Speaker 1: the right thing. I really feel in my heart I

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Speaker 1: did the right thing. But you know, after that, knowing

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Speaker 1: what I know now what you wouldn't asked you. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't ask me to well, I was nephew cool after that,

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Speaker 1: I didn't asked a lot of people that come up there,

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Speaker 1: they don't went to President man, right. You know, people

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Speaker 1: don't even understand how God he don't even understand. He

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01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:58,160
Speaker 1: takes what looks like your darkest moment, and if you

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Speaker 1: just keep the faith, he got something. All things work

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Speaker 1: for the good. Who love the Lord God? No, I

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Speaker 1: love it now. I ain't perfect, but I do love

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Speaker 1: him though, and he keeps showing up in my life, man,

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Speaker 1: just like you do yours. I mean, look at all

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Speaker 1: the wrong stuff you've been done, and then look at

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Speaker 1: where you at today. Now technically, we have no business

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Speaker 1: being here. Lord Lord ain't that. That's grace and we

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Speaker 1: all benefit from his grace. But we act like we don't.

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Speaker 1: But you know, didn't here come them hate us? Right?

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Speaker 1: All right? Here's another question, Steve, what item completely changed

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Speaker 1: your way of life after you found out about it?

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01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:41,719
Speaker 1: That's a good question for you. Well, it wouldn't carry

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Speaker 1: on your nephew without it. Okay, one more time asking Okay,

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Speaker 1: what item completely changed your way of life after you

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Speaker 1: found out about it? Like that? Tom Thomas said. Thomas said,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that was not Thomas said, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to see. But if you ever get some real cash

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Speaker 1: my third, maybe we'll continue this when we get that.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. We're back. We got

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Speaker 1: time for just one more thing. Uh. Some of these posters, man,

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Speaker 1: I think I think one of the biggest ones I've

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01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:46,760
Speaker 1: seen you was right here on this show. One of

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01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:50,040
Speaker 1: the biggest lies I've seen. I mean every time. And

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put him out there because every time

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Speaker 1: my dude put his call on the internet, it breaks.

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Speaker 1: You know. You keep putting on the broke cars on

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Speaker 1: the internet like they knew, and you just show the

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Speaker 1: front of him. Whyn't your umb hood and show these

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01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:09,320
Speaker 1: engines man having the more trouble you call them broke

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Speaker 1: down three years then all my cars he ro Rose Roys.

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Speaker 1: They don't run, get runs. I just I didn't take

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Speaker 1: the time to learn how to drive it. There was

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Speaker 1: a lot of buttons on there. I was pushing that

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been. Boy, I didn't know what I

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Speaker 1: was doing. Okay, boys, I'm learning the vehicle. Now you

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Speaker 1: talk about nobody helping your ass be broke down on

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Speaker 1: the highway with a Rose Roys. Oh my god, they win.

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Speaker 1: That's good for you. That's yet some freeway. Ain't no

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Speaker 1: love broke down ropes. That was the timmy problem. Oh

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Speaker 1: I don't work, I don't worry all that money. Shout

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Speaker 1: a farther forward. That's not a good feeling, man, I'm taking.

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Speaker 1: I ran out of gas in my Rose Rush. It

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Speaker 1: was not a pretty day, pretty dangerous. I sat in

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Speaker 1: the trunk because that one about to see me. They

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Speaker 1: tell you that J Brown, you never get that true, true, true.

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Speaker 1: He was going to places there weren't rooms. You gotta

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Speaker 1: have a lifestyle, that life. Where were were you made

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Speaker 1: the decision I'm getting rid of this car. I think

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Speaker 1: when it when it? When I ran out of gas

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Speaker 1: on Crisshaw, right, I ran out of gas on cresy

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Speaker 1: Shaw and there's no I mean, Chrishall was a nice place,

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Speaker 1: but broke on rolls, rods and people like. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I got in the trunk. I just set up trunk

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Speaker 1: and when the people came with together, right, take this

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Speaker 1: card back? So what do you want to get? Dependingful

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Speaker 1: in the orange one? Tommy ain't like that though, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: now him. Tommy got all his cars, but he lined

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Speaker 1: them up like he got some and in front of

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Speaker 1: his cars like he like he may Weather here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tommy lying his cars up like he may Well, like

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Speaker 1: they used car a lot right down the street. I

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Speaker 1: will say this. I will say this. I have lied

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Speaker 1: and took a picture in front of Uncle Steve's car

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Speaker 1: and put that on the internet. I have done that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna need it. And what did what did

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Speaker 1: the caption say? Oh? You know I was between the

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Speaker 1: may bike and a row, I was right between both

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Speaker 1: of them. Just sent it out like yeah, the nephew

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Speaker 1: coming up, you know. So I kind of feel like

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Speaker 1: I really wasn't line line coming up coming up. I

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Speaker 1: didn't say they were my cars. I just didn't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: did Steve see it? Did see he see the post? No,

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Speaker 1: he wasn't even doing it in that you know, he

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Speaker 1: don't do it. I got picture all in. I mean

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Speaker 1: his house and it's my house. I got leave you

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Speaker 1: so it was cool. Tell me with throw parties with

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Speaker 1: Steve leftown. Yeah, you punched me one day, Jane my

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Speaker 1: chest man. We have a fight at this age? Are

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Speaker 1: we doing? Wow? Runday used to place you're supposed to be,

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Speaker 1: like you gotta have a life to have a road run.

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01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:36,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's hitting it right on the mail.

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01:37:36,439 --> 01:37:38,320
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I think I'm supposed to be in

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Speaker 1: this car right now, Like you don't drive through the McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: But I have rough though. I haven't got what y'all got.

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Speaker 1: Here's what you gotta tell them school that came car. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. It's got to be a

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Speaker 1: special car. But see, because I can't afford to car. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what is your main car? That was when I had

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Speaker 1: that Rose Rush that was my main car. I ain't happen.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't rolling that to get two cars and his

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Speaker 1: main call. Yeah, what is your main call? I'm selling

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Speaker 1: mine got sold, Yes, both of my cars, Yester, what car?

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Speaker 1: You could have gave me the car and I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have had to buy this one you're talking about sold.

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Speaker 1: Gave one of them together. One of them sounds real.

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Speaker 1: Poe gave his harsh gave so jameson that the cleaner

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Speaker 1: is picking up his clean U. I like to have

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Speaker 1: some fried rice, you know the fried rice window. That's

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Speaker 1: a nice I call your guy, thank you. Jay. Are

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Speaker 1: you are supposed to hang them clothes in that? In

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Speaker 1: that fact, I don't suppose. I don't have rose life

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Speaker 1: and let it go. I have a pento life. Listen, y'all,

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Speaker 1: y'all have a great weekend. Man, we gotta get out

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