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Speaker 1: an episode of Bananas third time.

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Speaker 2: Not the charm man once bitten by alligator and spider

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Speaker 1: But just say gator and shark and uh an he

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Speaker 1: on this wildlife edition of Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I said, doll World up his head? Would you believe?

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Speaker 1: Tell you my nocillion pieces? Would you believe?

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Speaker 3: Banana?

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Speaker 4: Bad Baby, Banana ba.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the teeny Tiniest Little Strange

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Speaker 2: News Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I am Kurt Brown Oller, I am Scottie Landis. I

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Speaker 1: have poured myself a Martini on the rocks, which a

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Speaker 1: lot of people don't know is an option. But when

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Speaker 1: you order a martini, usually say up, meaning up in

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Speaker 1: down and dirty and put it in a Rocks glass.

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Speaker 1: I did that in honor of our very special guest

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Speaker 1: v SG. This is a very special episode of Banana's

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Speaker 1: arcas tonight.

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Speaker 2: It's the first after dark episode.

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Speaker 1: It's Banana's after Dark. We are drinking our way through

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Speaker 1: this one. We're recording at seven thirty in Pacific time.

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Speaker 1: Let's get her on. Our guest is an actor. She

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Speaker 1: friend first, No, she's Kurt's wife. Lauren Cook.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Bananas Lauren, Hey, welcome siting intro ever, thank

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Speaker 4: Guys, I'm honored to be here.

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Speaker 2: I'm so I'm a little nervous, So I'm nervous to

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's the first time you had a chance to

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Speaker 1: Cheers. Let's have a little bevy poo the last time cheers.

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Speaker 1: I'm almost positive the last time I really went out

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Speaker 1: Kurdib's birthday at the Roost. I think this is like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're later doing great.

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Speaker 2: My birthday is next week. It is it will be

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Speaker 4: Doesn't feel good.

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Speaker 1: It feels you know, nothing, nothing new to talk about.

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Speaker 1: What I know.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, I have five photos from that trip.

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Speaker 1: Underscore is underscore lane, Thank you? Train is lane? Very cool?

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Speaker 1: It was insane, made of honor at Florida wedding nearly

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh god.

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Speaker 1: Amanda Willis, twenty of Port Charlotte began drinking hard at

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Butler, the new bride, told us that Willis was

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Speaker 1: One guest, Robert Templeton, I know of Robert Templeton. We

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Speaker 1: At the reception twenty minutes in. So she's happy about

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Speaker 1: Morgan had just started guzzling.

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Speaker 1: It's so real. Oh, she grabbed the big bottle of

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Speaker 2: Roommate just to be like, hey, can you say it's insane?

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Speaker 2: It's insane? And he's like that because I just need

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Speaker 1: It's like, is that a recorder? It's like, honestly, it's

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Speaker 3: In the.

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Speaker 1: Willis faced as charges of larceny, battery, grand theft of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was only twenty when this happened. So, Amanda,

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Speaker 4: I want to know. I think there's more to the story.

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Speaker 4: I bet the groom.

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Speaker 1: Of course we're wrong.

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Speaker 4: I bet there's there's something going on here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear that the best she had.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, the groom, you think the groom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was angry about the actual wedding, essially of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was something going on there, right, She just

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Speaker 4: She knocked over it. Yeah, can going out.

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Speaker 1: When you're the drunkest person in the wedding, which I've

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Speaker 3: Weddings are the best for that reason. Like when you

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Speaker 2: Give me, give me, give me, me, give me, give

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Speaker 1: Oh my story?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well how do I tell it? Quickly? I gotta

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Speaker 2: Take your time, give us a storytelling show.

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Speaker 3: I well, I having a heart. No, no, I'm just

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Speaker 3: Just I'm feeling like I kicked off with getting fingered

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Speaker 4: This isn't quite.

438
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 1: The Yeah it happens twenties.

439
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 4: I was in my twenties.

440
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, what's it unemployed had gotten dumped? Anyway,

441
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 3: I would just goofin. I was mostly just goofin. I

442
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 3: would get on like chat with people. And then I

443
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 3: saw a seemingly harmless post asking me to go to

444
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 3: a wedding.

445
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 4: Asking someone to go to a wedding, thought.

446
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 1: Was like the resting me.

447
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,199
Speaker 2: This ran just post to a message for.

448
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: Oh Craigslist. Yeah, I know Craig.

449
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,239
Speaker 3: Casual encounter's wedding date. Sure that adds up. Wow, they

450
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 3: need go to a wedding. This guy named Elliott and

451
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 3: I read the post and then I replied, and we

452
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 3: were emailing back and forth, and it all sounded very

453
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 3: innocent and yeah.

454
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: He needed a date. He needed a date to a wedding.

455
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 3: He needed and his situation was actually really similar to mine,

456
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 3: and that he had just broken up with the girlfriend

457
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 3: and all his buddies were going to this wedding. He

458
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 3: was like, I just this is crazy, but it's last minute.

459
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 3: It's it's like I guess. It was two weeks away

460
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 3: at that time, and so.

461
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 4: He needed a date.

462
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 3: So I volunteered to go without having seen him at all.

463
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: Okay, again, huge mistake, this is, but this is early Craigslist.

464
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 2: Like you love this is You love a wedding.

465
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 4: Sure, who doesn't.

466
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: Love a wedding, especially in your twenties. You want to

467
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: put you want to put on makeup.

468
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 4: And I wanted to leave like it was in New Jersey.

469
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 3: It was going to be like a thing where where

470
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 3: I'd like go to a different part.

471
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 4: I mean, nothing like a full mount dairy farms. Yeah,

472
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 4: it was in Jersey, guys, Jersey.

473
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

474
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 3: So I got my hopes up, got really excited about

475
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 3: who Elliott was based on these emails and nothing else,

476
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 3: and then I had his address.

477
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 4: I knocked on his door.

478
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 3: A lot of people, a lot of my friends like

479
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 3: made me, uh, you know.

480
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 4: Promised to call them to be sure that I wasn't

481
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 4: going to get murdered.

482
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 3: Yes, good friends and Elliott answered the door and he

483
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 3: was like a solid thirty years older than I assumed.

484
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 4: He would be.

485
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: Oh that's a twist I didn't see coming.

486
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 3: I mean to me at the time, he was like

487
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 3: a grandpa. But yeah, I was fifty.

488
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:37,479
Speaker 1: Orville Redenbaker opened the door into a handful of corn.

489
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 3: He was like significantly shorter than me and much older

490
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 3: than I thought.

491
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 4: So right off the bat we were.

492
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: Like, okay, oh, but I had.

493
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 3: The dress on, you know, like I wasn't gonna I didn't.

494
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 4: Know how to.

495
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: You're looking great and this. So I went to.

496
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 3: The wedding with this guy, and Okay, on the drive up.

497
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: What was the relationship of Elliott to the person getting

498
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: married or the people getting married?

499
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 4: Just a friend group?

500
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 1: Indirect? Okay, even weirder? Okay, good, So Elliott might not

501
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: even know those people.

502
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 4: No, no, he knew them quite well.

503
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 3: But it was like I think he like grew up

504
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 3: with a bunch of the dudes, like it was his

505
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 3: his group related I guess.

506
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

507
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 3: So so I went to the wedding and on the

508
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 3: way up he was like, we need to we need

509
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 3: to figure out our lie, Like we need to figure

510
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 3: out what we're gonna tell how you know each other, Yes,

511
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 3: because he didn't want to tell everybody that we met

512
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 3: on casual encounter.

513
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're twenty two years old, so you needed to

514
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,199
Speaker 1: figure out a lie. Because he was in a do

515
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 1: wop band in the sixties with the guys getting married.

516
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 3: Okay, he totally could have been in a duel. He

517
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 3: wore like a lot of hair jelty on in the Belmont.

518
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 3: He was a Belmont Okay, So what was the lie? Well,

519
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 3: then I just then I realized, like, oh fuck, this

520
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 3: is gonna be fun.

521
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 4: Like I don't I'm I'm gonna lie about everything.

522
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah it was. It was a ridiculous wedding. And

523
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 3: I kind of because I didn't care about it, had

524
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 3: like the time of my life, Like I met everybody.

525
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 3: I like, I was working friends with Grandma's. I was

526
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 3: like making friends. Yes, ride, I was dancing hard, you know, Like,

527
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 3: I just didn't hit me that I didn't know these people.

528
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 3: I'd never see these people again. And yes, a really really,

529
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 3: really fun night. Didn't spend much time with Elliott at all.

530
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: Of course you would would, so you didn't know anybody there.

531
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: So you're a free bird. You're allowed to be who

532
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: you want to be love in life.

533
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 3: Just yeah, it hit somewhere along the way. It hit

534
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 3: me that that I was just going to take advantage

535
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 3: of this. Yeah, and you know how you were saying,

536
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 3: at every wedding there's like somebody who loses their mind. Yes,

537
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 3: but at every wedding there's also kind of like the

538
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: president of the wedding, if that makes sense.

539
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, oh, this person's.

540
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 4: Like ruling this wedding, like the president of.

541
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 2: This Oh you felt like you were the president?

542
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 3: No, I don't, okay. Also, I was very drunk, but

543
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 3: I did, like you know how they I don't know

544
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 3: if they even do this anymore, but there's like a

545
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 3: wedding video, like there's like a geographer.

546
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 4: I am all over these people.

547
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 2: Because you were like getting in there into the videos.

548
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 3: And I somebody some couple who knows they're probably not

549
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 3: married anymore. But uh, in New Jersey, I'm all over

550
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 3: your wedding video.

551
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: But yeah.

552
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: So the the big part of the story that I've

553
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: retold seven million times was that late in the evening,

554
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 3: one of Elliott's friends came up to me. He was

555
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 3: like a younger, huh guy who was more sort of

556
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 3: like my age and right, more age appropriate, more age appropriate.

557
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 3: And he asked me if I wanted cocaine. And I

558
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: am a nerd about drugs, which is probably like you

559
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 3: guys tell drug stories all the time.

560
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 4: Right, But to me, I'm like, like my neighbor.

561
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 3: The reactions my knee drug reaction was like weddings are

562
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 3: for families.

563
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 4: Like I was like, he was like, why would you

564
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 4: want where this is a family event, Why would I

565
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 4: ever do? I was just confused. I was confused, and.

566
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: Exactly exactly ultimately, I was like, but also, this is

567
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 3: the wedding where I know no one, and so sure,

568
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 3: let's try cocaine for the first time.

569
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

570
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 3: So he gave me a little bag and like, I

571
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's I'm was so dumb and had

572
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 3: never done anything or I literally like my only point

573
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 3: of reference was the movie Casino. And so I took

574
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 3: the bag and went into the ladies bathroom and uh,

575
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 3: you know, did what I thought I was supposed to do.

576
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 3: And then I came out and he was like, oh,

577
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 3: how are you feeling?

578
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 4: Like did you do it?

579
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

580
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like great, how do you feel? And

581
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 4: I was like, good, where's the rest of it.

582
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I was like, what do you mean.

583
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 3: I I definitely thought when he gave me that little

584
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 3: bag that that was like my portion, Like I thought

585
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 3: that in me, but.

586
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 4: It was it was come for the night.

587
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 3: It was like several you know, sort of like roided

588
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 3: out dudes who were so unhappy with me.

589
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 4: One of them like punched a wall.

590
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: I was just really confused.

591
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 3: I was then My main concern was like, am I

592
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 3: gonna die? Did I cocaine for all those people? But honestly,

593
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 3: if you if we were to like cut to the

594
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 3: scene of me in the bathroom, I did whatever I

595
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 3: did with a dollar bill, and then I was just

596
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 3: like wipe in my hands, like oh all done with that.

597
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 4: Like just blowing it in the wind.

598
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: Just well, yeah, me out.

599
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

600
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: But also they saw they saw attractive girl that they

601
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: didn't know at a wedding where they knew everybody, and

602
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: they were like, we're gonna get her high and dance

603
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: and party and make out. So fucked totally yeah. I

604
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: mean those guys, I do know, And it was probably bad.

605
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: You probably would have died if it was actually a cocaine,

606
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: but it was probably cut so many different ways.

607
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 3: I was so bad at it that I did very

608
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 3: little and then I ran and then like the sort

609
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 3: of clear moment of being slightly coked up, I went

610
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 3: back to the wedding and like saw what the wedding

611
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 3: really was.

612
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: Like I was like, oh, bar no, it was.

613
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 3: Just a shady jersey wedding, you know what I mean.

614
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 3: Like they were like old ladies smoking inside and yeah,

615
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 3: I mean, god bless you if you love to smoke,

616
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 3: but you know what I mean, Like it was just

617
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 3: like it hit the point of the of the.

618
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 4: Wedding where things were turning dark.

619
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 3: And so I went back to the hotel room where

620
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 3: Elliott was to get my stuff to leave, and he

621
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 3: was trying to like make out.

622
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: He was trying to all and well it was casual encounters.

623
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: He was probably pretty casual. But it wasn't onst found,

624
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: it wasn't on it wasn't on autos and trucks. He

625
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: was like, his chick might be a freak, her pupils.

626
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 2: She ate by herself.

627
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: I ran.

628
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 3: This is the end of the story. I ran out

629
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 3: without my shoes on. Got a car home because I

630
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 3: was like I had to do back then. Yep, got

631
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 3: a car home in the car, puked in my purse.

632
00:32:55,280 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so exciting that I not one drops out

633
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 3: of my purse because in the car. But I remember

634
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 3: being like, oh, nailed it, everything in the purse, the purse.

635
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: Oh well, you didn't end up dead. So that is

636
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: a successful Craigslist story. Usually exactly did you try free cocaine?

637
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: So that's a successful Craigslist story too.

638
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 4: I'm guessing you.

639
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 3: I know you're not going to tell it now, but

640
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 3: you've told the story about when you slip walked.

641
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 2: No I have not. Oh I did.

642
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: Oh we did we did, we did do Yeah, we

643
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:42,239
Speaker 1: did do that one killer Gosh that was mean. That

644
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: was that was more of a five hour energy thing. Yeah,

645
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: tease us up for the little commercial break because we

646
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: got to sell something.

647
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is right off of the back

648
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 2: of your story, Scottie. Maybe two so good. I don't

649
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: care what team calls nine one one. When bouncer confiscates

650
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 2: her face, I d gets hit with felony charge.

651
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,719
Speaker 1: WHOA, I didn't know that was possible.

652
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,240
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Speaker 2: the news. If you have an unexpected banana, put it

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Speaker 2: in your story and just tag us, Like if you

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Speaker 2: just message us with an unexpected banana that you just

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Speaker 2: saw somewhere, it's just it's just looking at a picture

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Speaker 2: of a banana, because there's no way for us to

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Speaker 2: easily repost it without right. Yeah, if you just put

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Speaker 2: it in your story, tag us don't unexpected banana will

666
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Speaker 2: we'll resent it but out. But we're trying to keep

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Speaker 2: the DMS primarily for stories.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're getting a We're getting a beautiful amount,

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Speaker 1: so keep all the stories coming. You guys are doing

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Speaker 1: an amazing job. We're getting literally over one hundred a

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Speaker 1: day at this point. Also, Kurt, I was thinking about

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Speaker 1: this off the unexpected banana.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: We we're gonna roll out some new merch soon, but

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Speaker 1: I think we need a banana sticker that says unexpected banana,

676
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: Like maybe a ten pack that people can buy and

677
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: just stick unexpected bananas all over them.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a great id, right.

679
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: Like Andre the Giant has an army, the bananimals have

680
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 1: unexpected bananas. Keep calling me. I talked to so many

681
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: of you every day and text so many of you

682
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: every day on the Banana's phone from mint Mobile two

683
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: on three, two four, seven, nine seventy four. Give me

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00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: a call any time if its on, I'll talk to

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Speaker 1: you for one minute. But I did want to highlight

686
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Speaker 1: one person that called me about forty five minutes before

687
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Speaker 1: we started recording tonight. He didn't ask me to say anything,

688
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: but I just want to say this. His name was Vinnie.

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00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: He was super uh, he was very jazzed up. He's

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00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 1: very happy. He a month ago or so he found

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00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: a felt a lump in his chest, and when you're

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Speaker 1: a young person and you have a lump in your chest,

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Speaker 1: it is not exciting. That is usually bad news. And

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Speaker 1: while he was going to doctors and getting exammed, he

695
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: said he was listening to bananas in the lobbies and

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00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: the waiting rooms and to calm him down and distract him,

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Speaker 1: which is ultimately what Banana's podcast is for. Today. He

698
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: doesn't have cancer, it wasn't cancer. He got the he

699
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: got a clean bill of health, but he was freaking

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Speaker 1: out for a month. We all know what that feels like.

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00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: We've all had health scares of all different shapes and

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00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: sizes and things going in and out. Vinnie, thanks so

703
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: much for the call. You could I could feel the

704
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 1: joy radiator. He was stressing himself out, understandably, but he's clean,

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Speaker 1: he's clear. Love you, Thanks, Vinnie.

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Speaker 2: It was Jamie phil Grouse. It was a mouse in

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Speaker 2: his chest.

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Speaker 1: Turns out he dropped a burger from fud Ruckers inside

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Speaker 1: of his hoodie. He is a reactionary kind of guy. Vinnie.

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00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: That was a very sweet call. It was a nice

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Speaker 1: conversation with you. I didn't hang up on him in

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Speaker 1: one minute, shockingly, But thank you to all the ban animals.

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Speaker 1: You guys are the best. And we're gonna have some

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Speaker 1: new merch coming soon. And that's about it. Kurtie B.

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Speaker 1: Should we get back into this.

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00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are here with Lauren Cook.

717
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: I've met her great, I'm great.

718
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Speaker 2: Are you ready for this?

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00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, oh it was uh yeah, I've already forgotten

720
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Speaker 1: because this is Bananas after dark. Our first one, we

721
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: were drinking heavily and.

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Speaker 2: A teen called when bouncer confiscates her fake i D

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Speaker 2: gets hit with a felony charge.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I read that differently.

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Speaker 2: This now makes sense though, Yeah, so an eight did

726
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Speaker 2: so this was sent in.

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Speaker 4: Charge.

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Speaker 2: I don't know there, we go this in and I apologize.

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Speaker 2: Someone definitely did, and we'll say your name next episode. Well,

730
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Speaker 2: but this is in the Daily News, written by Brian

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Speaker 2: Nimitz Best in the Biz. An eighteen year old woman

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Speaker 2: was arrested after she called police to complain that a

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Speaker 2: bouncer to bard confiscated or fake I D. Her name

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Speaker 2: is Blake Lee sans or mcammie Queen according to our

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Speaker 2: driver's license mcammys mc big k A m I E.

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Speaker 2: Became upset when a bouncer at a bar outside Oklahoma

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Speaker 2: City took the identification she'd tried at the establishment last

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Speaker 2: week's Smoking Gun reports. She then doubled down on her

739
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Speaker 2: bluff dear called nine to one one. When the police

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Speaker 2: arrived and check out the phony ID, they discovered the

741
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Speaker 2: driver's license on sands identification car was registered to a

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Speaker 2: forty three year old man who knows in Texas, oh Man.

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Speaker 2: Video posted to Tulsa, Oklahoma station KOTV shows police in

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Speaker 2: the town of Edmund standing with Sands outside the trap bar,

745
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Speaker 2: asking if the idea is a fake. No, she answers,

746
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Speaker 2: adding yeah, I'm sure when asked if she's positive the

747
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Speaker 2: idea is authentic. Sands was arrested for using false identification

748
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Speaker 2: to mislead a police officer, which is a belony. And

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Speaker 2: they had and I saw the video after they showed

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Speaker 2: the ko of her being so indignant with this police

751
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Speaker 2: officer like, yeah, it's my ID. Then you see, like

752
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Speaker 2: I don't know, a woman who was like the police

753
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Speaker 2: chief or whatever, being like she could have walked away this,

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Speaker 2: this could have been nothing. But now she's charged with

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Speaker 2: a felony. Uh, it's just the boldness, the boldness.

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Speaker 1: She wasted a lot of people's time. There's other crimes

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Speaker 1: going on in that town that she's just that's she

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Speaker 1: deserves a little. Uh, she deserves what she got, That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she reminds me of that girl who tackled that

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Speaker 3: the musician's son, because she's he's still Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh you think she's mentally ill?

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00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: Well I don't, Well, hope not.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's a.

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Speaker 3: It's a horrible mix of mentally ill and very very drunk,

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Speaker 3: but also very entitled, and.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think. I think it's an entitled

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00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: eighteen year old whose friends got in because they had

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Speaker 1: their older sister's ideas, and then she just had to

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Speaker 1: make a statement. Like at some point, there's We've talked

771
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: about this on other stories, there's a rip, there's an

772
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: injector button. At some point in any wild thing, you

773
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: can always go you know what I'm wrong and walk

774
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: away like that. Please save your back in life, And

775
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: I encourage younger bananimals when things are not going as planned,

776
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: when you had a bit, when you had a surprise party,

777
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: when you had something going on that starts to go sideways,

778
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: the greatest, most adult thing you can do is go guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys.

779
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: I screwed this up. I screwed this up. This was

780
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: a joke. I'm so sorry. I'll leave if you want

781
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: me to. This was stupid. I'll buy the next round

782
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: of drinks. Pull the rip chord. When the don't call

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Speaker 1: the cops because you can't get in with a fake ID?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, can we talk about your fake ID? Have you

785
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 4: already talked about it.

786
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Speaker 1: We have already we did, but I've had to legendary.

787
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lorenzo is legendary, but I had a second one.

788
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Speaker 1: When you said Oklahoma, it teed me off. So a

789
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: friend of mine, who will rename rename, yeah, take a

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00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: shot remain nameless. In college, he went to Towson University.

791
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: I will say no more, but he's one of my

792
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: very closest friends. He was so excellent at photoshopping and

793
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 1: computer shit that a guy that worked at the Maryland

794
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: DMV was like, here are like fifty magnet strip Hologram

795
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: Maryland licensed templates. If you make me one for free,

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00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 1: I will give you the rest to sell. So he

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00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,439
Speaker 1: sold them all, but he maybe one so you could

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Speaker 1: scan them. You could scan them and they wouldn't work.

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Speaker 4: That was such a big deal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so he really did this. And I won't

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00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: name his name, but he's he I think he listens

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00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: to the pot. Anyways, he gave me one and I

803
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: was using it and we used you know, you do

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00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: the thing where you use your real birthday but the

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00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: different year you were born and all that stuff.

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Speaker 4: You're ready for that line of questioning.

807
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,399
Speaker 1: But he was like do you want a Maryland one

808
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: or I can make an Oklahoma one. I go, oh,

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00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: make me an Oklahoma one, because I'm gonna be in

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00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: Pensacola next year, so it makes me in Oklahoma one.

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Speaker 1: It's from a town called Duncan, Oklahoma, which I had

812
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: never heard of, never been to, blah blah blah. Yeah.

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00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: So I'm waiting tables in Florida. And so a year earlier,

814
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Speaker 1: the same table came on the same week, same vacation.

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Speaker 1: He ordered a Canadian Club in Gingerrel. She ordered a

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00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: Shirley Temple or something like really like a virgin Strawberry

817
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: Dacre and I go, you guys were here last year

818
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: and he's like yeah. I was like, you drink Canadian

819
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: Club and Gingrel. He goes, how do you remember that?

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00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: And they tip me five percent? So I was like,

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Speaker 1: where are y'all from? And they go Duncan, Oklahoma, and

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Speaker 1: I go, really, uh, that's where I'm from. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why. I guess I wanted Intel and they go,

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00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,959
Speaker 1: what's your last name? And I go Anderson. I don't

825
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: know why. I just thought Scottie Anderson sounded like a name.

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00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: And they looked at each other and I guess Duncan

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00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: is a very small town. But it got taken at

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Speaker 1: a bar in Pensacola like two weeks later, where the

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Speaker 1: guy's looking and he's like, this is not real, and

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00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it is. It's got a hologram. He's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not real at all. Sorry, man, And he punched

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00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 1: a hole with a like a paper pole hunter. And

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00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,959
Speaker 1: they had a rope above the bar where they hung

834
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: all the fake id's and the funny and you could

835
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Speaker 1: look at them if you were drinking of age. Yeah,

836
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 1: it's called the break. I think who busted me the bar?

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00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: But they late years later I went back and I

838
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: was drinking legally, and the best one were all the

839
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: ones that were a photo of a woman and then

840
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: it said their sex was male, and like all their

841
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: stuff was wrong, so like all the information was wrong

842
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: with the photo was right. I would buy an urban

843
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: outfitter's coffee table book of fake id's that have been compensated.

844
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 1: It'd be amazing. So you'd be amazing.

845
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Speaker 2: I had. I had a fake ID given to me

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Speaker 2: by my brother in law, Brian. Brian Benson gave no yeah,

847
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 2: he gave me. He gave me his license, his expired license. Lynn.

848
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 2: He gave me his license and his NRA card when

849
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 2: I was twelve, and.

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00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: So, which is oh you love guns, you love age?

851
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 2: At twelve that I made the NRA, I drunk.

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00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: Also, when Kurt and I met, Kurt was probably twenty

855
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: eight or twenty nine, and he still looked seventeen. So

856
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: this is like really radical. Yeah twelve, you looked like

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00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: a zygos.

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00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, weirdly at twelve, I was still six ' four,

859
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, really gawky and always like

860
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: knocking things over because I didn't know how long my.

861
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 4: Were all those NRA people exactly.

862
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 2: So you know, I grew up with my mom chose

863
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 2: a nurse and didn't have a ton of money, but

864
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: my dad had money, and I would see him three

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00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 2: four times a year, and one of those times was

866
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 2: usually around Christmas time. If it wasn't Christmas, it was

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Speaker 2: New Year's. So this one years, I was fourteen and

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00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 2: we were in Montana at like a ski resort in Montana,

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Speaker 2: Big and it's new ye It's probably it was Big

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Speaker 2: Skuy and uh and I was like fourteen, and I

871
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 2: was like, I am gonna like I have never experienced

872
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve. I'm like dying too, and so literally

873
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 2: like I like everyone was watching a movie and I

874
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: like walked out and I was like, I'm going to

875
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 2: find something to do. And I like walked into like

876
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: the woods of this like ski resort until I came

877
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: to the lodge where there was like, oh, the bar

878
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: and stuff.

879
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: The best time, the best time. Ski lodges are a wild, wild, wild.

880
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 4: Oh man.

881
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 3: I was in Nebraska recently in a ski lodge, and

882
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 3: I was like, this is the life, oh man.

883
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: Of the Great Mountains of Nebraska.

884
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 3: I just recently, but it was the most recent thing

885
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 3: before when I did that writing thing. Oh yeah, ski

886
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 3: in Nebraska. I don't know, but it was like a

887
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 3: ski lodge and it was amazing. I was like, I'm

888
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 3: gonna bring my whole family back here. We're gonna live

889
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 3: in Nebraska like a lodge in this lodge.

890
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my gosh, yes, I'm at this ski lodge.

891
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm gonna get drunk. I'm fourteen. Oh wow,

892
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 2: I find these two guys by yourself, by myself.

893
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 4: I don't know if I course that. I don't know

894
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 4: if I had that.

895
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 2: I walk in I'm six four, people think I'm older.

896
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 2: I walked out and find two guys who are like

897
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 2: who just who? Just worked there for the winter time?

898
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 2: They like run plows and stuff. Sure, and I'm just

899
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 2: like bumps, like will you buy me beer? And but

900
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: I have a fake ID and they're like, yeah, I don't.

901
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: But what they wanted to of course, they were buying

902
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 2: pictures and this is the only time I were drinking

903
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 2: this of tequila Sunrises. So we were drinking old by

904
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 2: of Kila Sunrise.

905
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: That's just amazing orange and uh and cherry.

906
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 2: So we're drinking that, and then we start drinking beer.

907
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 2: That's just weird. They probably nineteen.

908
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I would hope.

909
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 2: So I just sat and I chatted with these guys

910
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: for hours, got drunk. I have no idea. But then

911
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 2: I'm walking around drunk and I'm fourteen, So this is

912
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 2: like thrill. I'm like, you just thrilled to everybody. Everybody.

913
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 2: I chatted everybody, and so I keep pulling out my

914
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 2: fake I D and showing it to people.

915
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: You're like, what are you doing?

916
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 2: You seem a little young. I'm like, I don't give

917
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: a GM, man, I gotta date you. Know, for some reason,

918
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: I have this feeling. And I was wearing one of

919
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 2: these like jackets that had like you could it was

920
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 2: like a shell on the outside and then like a

921
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 2: puffy jacket inside. Unzip the puffy jacket. Inside the shell,

922
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 2: there was a zipper pocket on the inside. I put

923
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 2: my fake id's in there and zipped it up and

924
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 2: then zip the shell back up. You gotta protect, gotta protect. Yeah,

925
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 2: super smart, because your genius going to leave. I'm going

926
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 2: to leave the undercover.

927
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: You've had a picture of sunrise.

928
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, to undercover cop. Why are their undercover cops at

929
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 2: a ski resort lodge in Montana? I have no idea.

930
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 2: They pull out there, get you to get me, to

931
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 2: get me, they pull out their undercover cop badges. And

932
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 2: I'm fourteen and I'm and they're like, you have a

933
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 2: fake idea on you. We've watched you showing it to people.

934
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 1: I mean, that's incredible. Who doesn't show their ideas.

935
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 2: Brian and I look kind of weirdly similar. Oh wow, yeah, okay,

936
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 2: And so he was probably twenty eight or something and

937
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 2: I'm fourteen.

938
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: Sure and almost twice as old.

939
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 2: And I just and that thing, I just committed to it.

940
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't have a fake idea. I

941
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 2: don't have it, and they're like, we saw you with it,

942
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 2: and I was like and then they got two of

943
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 2: them and they're like taking me away from the party,

944
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 2: like in a corner and they're like, you're going to

945
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 2: jail two nights.

946
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: He's fake.

947
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 4: When you got young though, like in your pants.

948
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would be dead.

949
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 2: And I just committed and I was like, I don't

950
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 2: have it, and they're like, we saw you. You show

951
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 2: it to people, and I was like, I threw it

952
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: out and then they searched me, so they went through

953
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: all the.

954
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 4: And then normal about that inside pot.

955
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 2: They did not know about the inside pocket. They never

956
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 2: found it, but they did then bring me there like

957
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 2: where did you throw it out? I was like that

958
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 2: trash can? And then they brought me to the trash can,

959
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: had me open it, and then I sat there for

960
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 2: probably like thirty minutes and had to dig through the

961
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 2: trash looking for this weird until something else got their

962
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 2: attention and then they're like, just get the fuck at it.

963
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 2: They were so angry with me, and I like.

964
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 4: You blow a breathalyzer.

965
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 2: I don't think that I don't mean, who knows, Like,

966
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: why are they so obsessed with getting this fourteen year

967
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 2: old's fake? I d either. I have no idea.

968
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 3: Were they even cops were drunk?

969
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: Were the exotic danswers? Was there a bachelor party at

970
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: the resort and big sky? Were they about to show

971
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: them a big something else?

972
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: Fourteen year old boy?

973
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: That's boy, that's not right?

974
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 2: All right, give me one, Scottie.

975
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, here comes another story. This is also from

976
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: penlive dot com.

977
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: I can't believe we have to do penn live dot

978
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 2: com story.

979
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: That's why I do. What you're talking about? This was

980
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: I know. If it's not from Pennsylvania, we really have

981
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 1: a problem. Cody Knowles sent this in first, but then

982
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: Izzy routine. Izzy, Izzy, I'm saying your name. Send it

983
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: on direct message and the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. Izzy,

984
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: this is your moment. Thank you so much. It was

985
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: written by Amy Henderson, who is a wordsmith, a hero,

986
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: a writer for penlife dot com. Sorry that sounded mean.

987
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: I I bet I'd be friends with Amy Henderson in

988
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: a different life. Teen reunited with pet Rooster lost at

989
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: Cracker Barrel after Civil War reenactment. Okay, Lauren, I can

990
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: tell you didn't hear what I said because it's so bizarre.

991
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: So a teen was reunited with his pet rooster that

992
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: was lost and found at a cracker barrel after a

993
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: Civil war reenactment.

994
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need a lot more details. Was the booster

995
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 2: lost after a civil war reenactment or after a civil war?

996
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 4: And why at cracker barrel? Like on a plate? How

997
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:51,399
Speaker 4: did it?

998
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, chicken dumplings are bombed there? Okay, So I looked

999
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: really into this because we were sent this upwards of

1000
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: ten trillion times viben animals. So it was a rooster

1001
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 1: that was lost. I will get to this. I'm just

1002
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: going to get into the story because the thing about

1003
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: Civil war reenactors are the attention to detail and lots

1004
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 1: of time on their hands. So when a visiting rooster

1005
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: flew the coop, I mean, good for you. The hardest

1006
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 1: thing to write for all the aspiring writers out there,

1007
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: write the first sentence. Everything else is easy. Just write

1008
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: the first sentence and then taking them there. Amy Henderson,

1009
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: best in the biz, knows this. When a rooster flew

1010
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 1: the coop, the people of Coleman, Alabama, stepped up to

1011
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: reunite the owner with his feathered friend. It all started

1012
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: an eighteen year old Thomas Ramsay, a student at a

1013
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: school that I can't pronounce in Gallman, Mississippi, and founder

1014
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 1: of the Muddy Rabbits Mess, a thirty two member military

1015
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: reenactment group and the largest youth group nationally, was returning

1016
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: from a Civil War reenactment in spring Hill, Tennessee. He

1017
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: stopped for lunch on January thirty first at a Cracker

1018
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: Barrel in Coleman with his friend Jonas Patrick. I mean,

1019
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: so far it's going great. Jonas Patrick's there. He's also

1020
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 1: there with his other friend. I'm a name guy, Lauren.

1021
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: I'm me, I love a good name. And he was

1022
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: there with not only Jonas Patrick, but he was there

1023
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 1: with his friend buff Orpington.

1024
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 2: The title of this story should be buff Orpington's Fred

1025
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: loses rooster, I'm so with you.

1026
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 5: The rooster's name Wason goes to Cracker Barrel is yeah, Actually,

1027
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 5: just man named buff Orpington exists.

1028
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: Buff Orpington, Jonas Patrick, and our guy, Thomas Ramsay was

1029
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: only eighteen years old, four years older than Kurt, using

1030
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: a fake ID in Big Sky Mantana. So he loses

1031
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: his rooster. P Peep is a cute in for a rooster.

1032
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it. Peepe is a handsome fellow

1033
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: and keeping with standards of heritage breed of chicken. He's

1034
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: heavy with a broad body, low stance, and having a

1035
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: quote bold and upbreak, graceful carriage.

1036
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 2: So many things. I'm confused about. Why are we describing

1037
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 2: the rooster?

1038
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 4: What's going on?

1039
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: Amy Henderson leaves no feather unturned. She he's been the

1040
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: cock of the walk ever since Ramsey found him on

1041
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: the roadside. Found this so Ramsey found him on the

1042
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 1: roadside last summer when he was still a young chick.

1043
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: Ramsey has been participating in re enactment since he's fourteen

1044
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: years old. Historically, soldiers would bring they would go to

1045
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: war with animals, including camels and also roosters. I don't

1046
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: know if Amy's lost her mind at this point, but

1047
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 1: there are numerous accounts of soldiers going to war with animals.

1048
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 4: I understand this more.

1049
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 2: There was a.

1050
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: Soundless different back then too. There weren't a lot of

1051
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 1: people and there's a lot of space. You'll read journals

1052
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: of people caring not to fighting roosters, but other support animals.

1053
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: He said in one undisputed account, a Confederate soldier. A

1054
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 1: Confederate soldier they lost, very very badly, carried a rooster

1055
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: with him for two years. Civil War was four years,

1056
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 1: by the way, for people outside of the United States,

1057
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 1: or everybody went to college who doesn't care about the

1058
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: Civil War. The particular rooster's tale did not end well, though,

1059
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 1: as that rooster ended up being eaten by Union soldiers.

1060
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: So when Peep entered Ramsey's life, it didn't seem unheard

1061
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: of to take the young bird with him into battle. Quote.

1062
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: We were at the house getting ready for an event

1063
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: and we were sitting there playing with Peep. We were like,

1064
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 1: let's take him with us. Absolutely. So at the first event,

1065
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,479
Speaker 1: one of Ramsey's friends was carrying Peep in a bag

1066
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: by his side when the friend got hit. Now, I

1067
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 1: do have to side a little sidebar here, a little

1068
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: banana sidebar. I've talked to Civil War reenactors and I

1069
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: was talking to this one guy. He's like, oh, dude,

1070
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: it's the best, It's so fun. And I was like, well,

1071
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: how do you know when you've been shot? He goes,

1072
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: Whenever you get really tired or winded, you just pretend

1073
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: to get shot then just lay down in the field

1074
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: for a while. I'm like, oh, so when you're out

1075
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: of shape, you just take a nap in a field.

1076
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 1: It's like, yes, that is absolutely what he was saying.

1077
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: So when Peep was in his friend's bag and he

1078
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: got hit shot funny to reenact war, Peep hopped out,

1079
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: strolled away. There's about ten cannons just blazing and all

1080
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: the rifle fire, and he's pretty chill. Peep said. The

1081
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: teen is real soldier, So this is when it starts

1082
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: to get a little bananas. An hour later, Ramsey and

1083
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 1: his friend went outside to find Peep and they couldn't

1084
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: find him. His friend said, quote, he said, he's gone.

1085
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 5: Man.

1086
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 1: At first, I thought he was just joking. He messes

1087
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: with me, like you know sometimes with your friends, you

1088
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: just tell him their browsters are missing sometimes, you know.

1089
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: But it wasn't a joke though.

1090
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 2: He was so first off, the bird was in a bag. Secondly,

1091
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 2: his friend was pretending to be dead, so that when

1092
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 2: the bird got out of the bag, he's like, well,

1093
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 2: I can't go get the bird because I'm dead, And

1094
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: then he just let the bird walk away.

1095
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, peepe walked away. Peep the rooster walked away. So

1096
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: uh oh gosh. It wasn't a joke though, and Amy

1097
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: Henderson doubles down and says Peep had flown the coop.

1098
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how could you not, Thomas, eighteen year old. Yeah, yeah,

1099
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: she's a you know, media missed in the biss. I

1100
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: went back to the cracker barrel and it was very

1101
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: hard for me to say this with a straight face,

1102
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 1: even though I was panicking, But I said, do you

1103
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: have cameras in the parking lot? I think somebody stole

1104
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: my chicken. Somebody ever heard him and said they'd seen

1105
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: Peep wandering through the parking lot. Oh no, He's spent

1106
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: an hour and a half riding around looking for him. Oh.

1107
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: Harris even checked a nearby farmer to see if he

1108
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: had picked up the rumming rooster, and with the farmer's position,

1109
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: he checked the coop to see if Peep, following the

1110
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: birds of the feather flock together Adage, had wandered in

1111
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 1: there on his own. Oh Man. By this time, Ramsey

1112
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 1: had posted a missing chicken post and photos to Coleman's

1113
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: Facebook page. Every five minutes there was somebody responding. They

1114
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: were looking for Peep, said Ramsey. Ramsey continued on to

1115
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: his home in Mississippi, hopeful that someone would find his

1116
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: feathered friend. Thirty minutes away from his home, he received

1117
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: the news that Jeremy Cox found Pepe.

1118
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 2: No, no, no.

1119
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: Jeremy Cox is a very common Southern names. Cox is

1120
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: a crazy common.

1121
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 2: But the fact that it means two chickens is.

1122
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: Crazy.

1123
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 3: Can we get the first name again one more time,

1124
00:59:55,320 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 3: Jeremy Jeremy No, no, no, no, no, Jeremy Pepe.

1125
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: Thomas Ramsey. I'm gonna just name names.

1126
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 3: The name that we were like, Oh, Buffer, buff Uh,

1127
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 3: let's go back to that.

1128
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: So Jonas Patrick and his friend buff Orpington.

1129
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 4: Just keep saying that name.

1130
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 3: Please.

1131
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: Also, I gotta say, buff Orpington is not mentioned again.

1132
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: But what you mentioned buff Orpington and you don't close

1133
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: what was what is buff What is buff Orpington? Up

1134
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: to the.

1135
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 2: Kick?

1136
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: He's stating a four star aproned uh cracker barrel waitress

1137
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 1: right now named Deborah and they are raising dumpling. So

1138
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: by this time, yeah, so Jeremy Cox found Peep. Wherever

1139
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 1: the rooster wandered or whatever roads may he have crossed,

1140
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: I mean, give me a break. He found his way

1141
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: back to cracker Barrel parking lot, where Cox found him.

1142
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 1: His adventures continued from there. He changed hands like three

1143
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: times that day, said Thomas Ramsey. But it was John Watson,

1144
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: a local farmer who'd been posting advice on finding and

1145
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: catching Peep buff Orpington is m I a at this point,

1146
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 1: Oh God, just try fresh. She's like, what what's his name? Story?

1147
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 4: I don't care if he has nothing to do with

1148
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 4: how Pete got found.

1149
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: Amy, you made the right decision. Also, who is this man?

1150
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: Who is John Watson? A local farmer who's just on

1151
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 1: Facebook being like, we gotta find this Pete.

1152
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 2: It's just for finding chickens. Let's put corn on the road.

1153
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 4: Yes, birdied the internet.

1154
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: Hot non rooster chickens, whatever they're called. So he drove

1155
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: the rooster to Birmingham, where the teen and the bird

1156
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: Thomas Ramsey were reunited. Ramsey agreed that Peep, guys, this

1157
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: is a happy ending. This is a very happy ending.

1158
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 1: Thomas Ramsey says, Peep is special. Quote most of the

1159
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: time I would not drive most of the time, you know,

1160
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 1: most of the time when you're eighteen, I would not

1161
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: drive four hours for just any chicken. Peep, said Ramsey. Quote,

1162
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: he's interesting.

1163
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 4: He's interesting.

1164
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: That's the end of the quote. That's the end of

1165
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: the story. That's the end of the article. Oh, God

1166
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 1: bless Pepe, God bless Thomas Ramsey, God bless Tom Watson,

1167
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: and then jonas somebody and buff or Ping Timmy Colbyn Mississippi.

1168
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: You're the most famous person in the history of the

1169
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: Banana's podcast.

1170
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 2: That's amazing, God bless you both. Is the Bananas of

1171
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 2: the week.

1172
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: I mean, buff Orpington might be the Banana of twenty

1173
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: twenty one. This he might hold the crown for the year.

1174
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: Didn't help his friend at all apparently, which is so great. God,

1175
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: that story kills me so hard. It was sent in

1176
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 1: by so many bananimals. Thank you everybody sent that in.

1177
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: It is a headline that is built for the show.

1178
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: It's built for the real onion. It's incredible. Yeah, so

1179
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: Peep and Thomas Ramsey, eighteen year old Civil War reenactor

1180
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 1: react everything. I think this was this week. So this

1181
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:52,919
Speaker 1: is this is hot off the cracker barrel presses. Don't

1182
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 1: you guys.

1183
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 2: Feel Wait, this was all happening during a pandemic.

1184
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: This happened this last week. Well also, I mean reenactments

1185
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: are probably socially distanced. You know, that's actually probably a

1186
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: pretty fun thing to do. And if your board is

1187
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: shit in Caleman, Mississippi, I can think of worse things

1188
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, but cracker barrels are thriving for a while.

1189
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: Their breakfast is kick ass. When you're on the road

1190
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 1: doing yeah, they're just carbohydrate overload. But look when you're

1191
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 1: doing in normal times, when you're doing stand up, I mean,

1192
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 1: cracker barrel has to be an okay destination for comic

1193
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: breakfasts on the road.

1194
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 2: Never had a breakfast there. I've only gone pretty cool

1195
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 2: times when I was on road trips, and I think

1196
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 2: the last time, I just everything I got was so bad.

1197
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 2: So I've not been.

1198
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 4: You have touched You've actually touched.

1199
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 3: A real a sensitive nerve between us because I love

1200
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 3: a cracker.

1201
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 1: I like a cracker barrel too.

1202
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 3: And if you're driving and you're like, oh, oh, cracker barrel.

1203
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:57,479
Speaker 3: We got a stop and he's like, no.

1204
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:58,959
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm down.

1205
01:04:59,040 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 2: Now I'm down.

1206
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:03,479
Speaker 1: You gotta get back in. They found peep, they found,

1207
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 1: but you know they have. The last time was a

1208
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: cracker barrel. They have the gift shop, what do you wait,

1209
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: the waiting room, gift shop is genius. It's got yo

1210
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: yo's and giant Pepperman sticks and jelly belly crazy everything. Yes, kids,

1211
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 1: I saw a kid barf there at cracked me up.

1212
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 1: They mopped it up so fast that it was like

1213
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: it was like there's a bar and then a woman

1214
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 1: with three stars on an apron just swung in. Was like,

1215
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 1: you're fine, but I do. This is a pitch if

1216
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: anybody who works for Cracker Barrel, where I bet we

1217
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:37,439
Speaker 1: have some Cracker Barrel but animals. You need a bar,

1218
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: you need an adult on the bar off the other

1219
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: side of the gift shop. And here's my pitch. Rustic

1220
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 1: old bar, kind of stoga wagon, old bar, old stuff,

1221
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: old whatever. At the bar they have those rifles that

1222
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 1: shoot light the shooting galleries that you can shoot. A

1223
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: cannon flies up in the air, you shoot the piano

1224
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: player in his button. He places the entertainer for men.

1225
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 1: If you could drink and pump quarters into a shooting

1226
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: gallery at Cracker Barrel, you.

1227
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 6: Would make twenty like an old bion where it like

1228
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 6: dogs old at Yeah, it shoots a light thing that

1229
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 6: hits a light target and then like over the corner

1230
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 6: of the out comes down goes and then you shoot

1231
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 6: over there.

1232
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,240
Speaker 3: I feel like this is kind of Cracker Barrel after Dark.

1233
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 4: Like I feel like.

1234
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 3: Cracker Barrel BBAD ends at like three three pm, so

1235
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:30,479
Speaker 3: like we have bananas after dark.

1236
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 4: This is cracker Barrel after dark.

1237
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 1: It's all after dark. Now, Yeah, this might be my

1238
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 1: favorite so far. Buff Well, buff Orpington will live and

1239
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,560
Speaker 1: Die at the bar.

1240
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 2: Who last week buff Orpington is still eighteen. That's amazing.

1241
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 2: That is the future of America. Buff Warpington.

1242
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: I think Kurdi b I think it was one more

1243
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: and then we're and then we're done. We're good to go.

1244
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 2: Give you the I'll just give you the title of

1245
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 2: this and then let's get out of here.

1246
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 1: But let's go now, let's run it into the ground.

1247
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 1: This is our longest episode. People are gonna be happy

1248
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 1: for change.

1249
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 2: We got. We got Gretchen inside with the kids.

1250
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 1: We gotta oh yeah, it's a family thing. Let's let's

1251
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: just wrap it up tight.

1252
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 2: Mattel. This was sent in by Kevin lane Wren. Thank you, Kevin.

1253
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 2: This is on Deadline written by Anthony de Lessandro.

1254
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: Thank you, Anthony, Oh, thank you. Mattel.

1255
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 2: Developing movie based on Uno card game with Lil YACHTI

1256
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:29,919
Speaker 2: eyeing lead role.

1257
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 1: What oh, hold on my I was asked to pitch

1258
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 1: on this you were I was at last year. I

1259
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,280
Speaker 1: was asked to pitch on this. I was asked to

1260
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 1: pitch on Rubik's Cube, the movie I was there. So

1261
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 1: what happens when you are a screenwriter in and you've

1262
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,439
Speaker 1: had a movie that got made a lot of times

1263
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 1: people send you I piece. So sometimes it's stuff like Jumanji,

1264
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:59,680
Speaker 1: which is a fantastically good original and the second one

1265
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 1: with the Rock and Jack Black is so funny in

1266
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 1: that movie. Good every once in a while IP, which

1267
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: means intellectual property for people that are everybody else besides

1268
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: the annoying us. But then what happened? Because Lego Lego

1269
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:21,679
Speaker 1: was such a surprise hit. The Lego movies are so funny.

1270
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 1: Lego Batman made me laugh as hard as any movie.

1271
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,640
Speaker 1: So everybody was like, we want what Lego has. So

1272
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: for me to hear you say this, go ou no

1273
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 1: is a movie they send, board games they send I

1274
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 1: got sent to rewrite. It's a smart world after all.

1275
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 1: The Disneyland and disney World ride, which is famously the

1276
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:47,479
Speaker 1: most boring racist ride in Disneyland, where like it's like

1277
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 1: the Russians are drinking vodka with like tall hats and

1278
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,680
Speaker 1: like and goose stepping and stuff, and like the Brazilians

1279
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:57,720
Speaker 1: are just like it's crazy racist, and they were like,

1280
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: we want to turn this into toy story and they

1281
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:03,719
Speaker 1: sent me a script that was so good. The writers

1282
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 1: of that movie were so good that I responded, I

1283
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 1: cannot write a better movie than this movie. It was

1284
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 1: it was night at the Museum but there and all

1285
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 1: the things come alive and they're self aware that they're racist.

1286
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:18,719
Speaker 2: Wow.

1287
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:24,479
Speaker 1: It was. It was incredible. So the Uno movie is

1288
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,679
Speaker 1: coming out is it's had with the Little YACHTI.

1289
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:32,840
Speaker 2: Is that what we're Little YACHTI is attached, yeah, and

1290
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 2: producing executive produced by Lil YACHTI, And it's based on Uno.

1291
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 2: It's all gonna be about the underground Atlanta rap scene, like.

1292
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:45,479
Speaker 1: Oh what oh oh oh oh oh makes it more

1293
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,320
Speaker 1: that does, Yeah.

1294
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 2: But also what's interesting is it joins other MATEL films.

1295
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 2: First of all, I have no idea how you turn

1296
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Speaker 2: a card game into a movie, But anyway, Uno joins

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Speaker 2: other MATEL films in the work, including the was based

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Speaker 2: on American girl Barbie Hot Wheels, Magic eight Ball. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you're Matt Mason, Masters of the Universe, Thomas and Friends,

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Speaker 2: view Master and those are fun. View Master is just

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Speaker 2: something you look through.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's an easy movie. I could write that movie.

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Speaker 1: That one I could figure out changes your reality. It's

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Speaker 1: so easy.

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Speaker 3: Property then they just are like, here's a shell of

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Speaker 3: an idea.

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Speaker 1: We own it.

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Speaker 4: Now you write it. We'll find a great writer, but

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Speaker 4: we own like the Yeah, view.

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Speaker 1: Master's a piece of cake. View Masters. There's a kid

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Speaker 1: whose parents got divorced recently, is pulled between him an

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Speaker 1: uncle that's the fun uncle or the ant gives him

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Speaker 1: that he looks through it, and the third one starts

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Speaker 1: the movie. He goes, what the heck? He takes away

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Speaker 1: and he puts a bag into it. And so he's

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Speaker 1: in the world and he's in Egypt and he's in

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Speaker 1: the Giant. That's an easy movie.

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Speaker 2: What about Magic, Scotty? What's magic eight ball?

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Speaker 1: Magic eight ball? It's very guy who his entire life

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Speaker 1: has never been able to commit his He he's dating

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Speaker 1: somebody that breaks up with them. But the daughter of

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Speaker 1: the single mom feels bad, so she gives me, goes,

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Speaker 1: just try this. It works for me. So then every

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Speaker 1: decision throughout the entire week, he decides he's only going

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Speaker 1: to follow what the eight ball says. At some point

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Speaker 1: there's a cosmic turn where it goes this thing has

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Speaker 1: been working out for me, but then suddenly goes back

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Speaker 1: and he realizes he doesn't need the eight ball. The

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Speaker 1: answers were in him the entire time, and he makes

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Speaker 1: the right decision as to marry him to get married.

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Speaker 2: On That's how you do it, guys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, scene that scene.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we did it.

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Speaker 1: We did it, Lawrence. You can plug your husband after dark.

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Speaker 1: But also, is there anything you want to say or do?

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Speaker 1: We have an audience of about uh five billion, and

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Speaker 1: so anything you want us to look out for, anything

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Speaker 1: you're thinking about, anything you've watched that you're excited about.

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Speaker 1: Words of wisdom. Supe Bird just said that she was

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Speaker 1: going to start saying the great choir, the greatest NBA

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Speaker 1: player WNBA player of all time. Her words of wisdom

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Speaker 1: was I'm just gonna say the great choir from here

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Speaker 1: on now.

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Speaker 4: So simple one.

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Speaker 2: Well, she's in the middle of writing a show for NBC.

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Speaker 3: Oh right, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, watch watch our show

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Speaker 3: when when it gets made.

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Speaker 1: Kurt and Laurence sold a pilot NBC about a male doula.

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Speaker 1: What's the title, Pushing, Pushing you great.

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Speaker 4: Like a birth center.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well let's let's just let's project that forward and say,

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Speaker 1: guys watch Pushing in the fall on NBC twenty two

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Speaker 1: episode pick Up, probably starring David alten Greer and Parker

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Speaker 1: Posey Parker Posey in the unlikely male doula comedy that

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Speaker 1: your parents won't enjoy. So it's Bob Hart's Abashola on steroids.

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Speaker 4: Two thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for being on bananas.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. Yeah, this is fun after dark.

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Speaker 1: It's easy, it's little vation.

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Speaker 4: I loved it. You guys are doing a great thing here.

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Speaker 1: Really, that's nice. We're trying.

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Speaker 4: People need a distraction. It's bad news all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, delightful, that's it. Love you babe, high fives.

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Speaker 4: Love you so much.

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Speaker 1: I love you both, Love you both Banana. This has

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Speaker 1: been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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