WEBVTT - Zero Vs Zero w/ Jason Mantzoukas| Lisa Lampanelli |Brendan Jennings 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:00.880 Okay, so do it. 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:01.200 Intro. 0:00:01.480 --> 0:00:03.880 So I'm Leanne. Yeah, this is my best friend Janet 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:07.800 and we have well we've been joined at the hips 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:12.240 since high school, absolutely, and then now a redacted amount 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:14.320 of years later, we're still joined. 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:14.640 At the hips. 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:18.800 A little bit bigger, hips, wider girdle. It does widen 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:19.560 down't it? 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:20.640 It widens with age? 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:21.319 Sure does. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:24.239 So. Anyway, our kids have to do everything together because 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:26.119 Leanne and I only want to be together, including the 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:27.600 white hot hell that is youth soccer. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.440 These games are not pretty, right, Let's be honest. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:31.080 We're entertaining. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:34.320 No, they're not. There really isn't much applause because these games. 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:35.360 Are so g there's nothing to cheer. 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:36.199 This ties. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:37.160 It's just a tie. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:39.240 We're sharing for their self esteem at this point. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:43.720 So we thought podcast, right, this is soccer mobs. 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:44.640 We let's stay together. 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.600 Ready one, This is soccer mom. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.440 This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:59.040 our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.680 With all the snacks and drink sidebar. 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.520 Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? But 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.160 it hit a bogo, Well then you got it. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.399 Yeah, and we even have a travel crock pot hooked 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:09.320 up in the cigarette lighter. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:10.479 Here the case. It is almost melted. 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:12.280 Yeah, it's going to be good when it gets hot. Okay, 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.440 and I even brought healthy stuff for dipping, so or 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.880 and I have not healthy stuff too. Make the best 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:17.720 of a bad situation. 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.800 Okay, my husband just left me a voice memo. What 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.720 wasn't this he learned voice memos. They're not voicemails or 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.319 like memos. Oh no, okay, listen to this. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:27.400 So how come everyone can't play with them? It's always 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.959 the Yankees? Up? Hey, sweetheart, it's me. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:32.919 I'm not going to make the game today. 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.760 I got to send a little bit of trouble with 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.680 my poor handwriting. Turns out one of my fellows demoed 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.679 the bedroom when you're supposed to demo the bathroom. You 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:43.360 know how I am with my a's in my east, 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:47.640 so kind of up creak here with a bathroom shaped paddle. 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:49.000 And I'm not going to make the game. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.880 If you could just videotape if anything fun happens, I 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:54.800 know that's impossible, but uh say sorry. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:55.520 Did the kittle for me? 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:57.240 And uh, you know I love you. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.560 I'm going to make it up to you. Saturday's yours. 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.920 Whatever you want, as long as it's not a museum, 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:04.960 all right, love you bike who Demo's the wrong room. 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:06.680 But I'm gonna be honest, I kind of prefer now 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:07.480 spouses of these games. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:08.240 This is our time. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.320 So first, so I want to say, Janet is the 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.400 queen of that. She is the queen of making the 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.480 best of a bad situation than you. I tell you 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:16.960 one time we were at the DMV and she turned 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:20.600 it into a karaoke bar with just her iPhone, no 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:22.760 follow up questions, just know it was glorious. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:24.520 But you really do. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.720 That's one of the things I love about you. Like, okay, 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:30.640 like right now, what is one thing that's keeping you going? Like, 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:32.760 what is one thing that's keeping you from dipping into 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.440 your dogs expired painkillers? 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:35.800 You know? 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.880 Just yeah, you know what's keeping you going? 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:39.280 Yeah? 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:39.919 Okay, So this. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:43.560 Would be our first segment, the very first segment, our 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:44.200 first segment. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:48.240 What's keeping you from taking your dogs expired painkillers? And 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.440 by the way, if they're expired, it doesn't mean they 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.200 don't work. It just means you have to take two. 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:56.400 That's that's a tip for life. That's a tip and technique. Yeah, 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:58.239 you know that my dog hads annex for real and 0:02:58.280 --> 0:02:59.200 it was like humans but it's. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:00.639 Human senx and you go to It's funny because you 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.200 go to Walgreens and you're like, I have to pick 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:05.320 up my and it says like the dog's name. 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.600 They're like patient name, and you're like, baloney. 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.520 Her dog name is boloney? Is that funny? 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:11.240 Date of birth? 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:12.640 My dog is like, I don't know. We found her 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:17.040 in a gutter. What's keeping you from dipping into the 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:18.160 gap all panting? 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:20.040 Oh? 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:23.400 Gab a pen? May I say a simple blt in 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:24.080 a cold pop? 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:25.160 Jesus? 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:25.639 Does that work? 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.480 Doesn't that sound good? Even when it's cold out, I'll 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.160 have a cold pop, especially if I'm hungover, And sometimes 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.240 I'll get real nasty with a diet coke with with 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.920 lime when I'm hungover. You're kidding, like, but but it's 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.040 a real squeeze lime. It's not the kind that's already 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:39.360 in there. 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:41.000 Oh see, I thought that's what you meant, and I 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:43.000 was going to slap you in your mouth. But you're saying, 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:44.520 you get a diet coke, you put a lime in it. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:45.160 I'll give you that. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:45.480 Now. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.440 I will say you are drinking a diet coke with 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.680 a lime in it right now. So if I shall 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.760 distill what that means. 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:53.920 Big shocker. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.760 Here's why I like a BLT recipes in the name. 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.640 But you can't get wild with it and add things 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:00.760 like you know you can have like. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:02.360 Avocado or chadar or whatever. 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:03.080 No, that's clown. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.280 Where do you stand on toasting the bread or not 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:06.440 you toast? 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:07.720 Yeah, yeah, you gotta toast it. 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:09.760 But I kind of only have toasted because if it 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.680 gets too crunchy's the top of my roof of mine. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:12.200 I understand. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:13.720 I think lunch is the best meal of the day, 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:15.600 and you think breakfast and dinner is the best meal 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:16.040 of the day. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:19.520 So you know, when you're with us, we're together, you 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:20.800 know every meal is going to be great. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:21.440 It's going to be great. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:23.760 We got to I will say. I think lunch is 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.200 the best word to say. It's way more the most 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:27.200 evocative of all. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.640 Yeah, dinner, you're always like you feel a little childish 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:31.520 if you say supper. 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:34.719 Supper makes me feel poor. I think it is. Growing up, 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:35.919 we always had supper. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.760 But I think it might be actually uppity, like in England. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:42.080 I think they're like supper. Would you care to sup, 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.440 what about you? What's keeping you from dipping into your 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.080 dog's expired meds. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.160 When everybody goes to sleep. I've been watching The Tutors, 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.440 The Tutors. So The Tutors is a show and it's 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:56.640 this really raunchy drama on Showtime about the Tutors, which 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.560 I guess is Henry the Eighth. I don't know what 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.400 the bloodline is speaking of, and they sup a lot, 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:04.599 but what they sup is each other's bodies. Henry Cavill's 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:07.280 in it, and uh, I just find him worth getting 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.680 up in the morning for, I really do. And he 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.680 seems very dumb. He seems like a dim man, and 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:13.240 I like that. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:14.440 Yeah, that's good, that's easy. 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:17.280 So I have been watching that. And the thing is 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:19.680 Don doesn't know that we have showtime because I hook 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:20.600 it up to our Amazon. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:22.200 Oh that's fantastic, So. 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.880 He doesn't know. You gotta have secrets, gotta have secrets. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:25.800 And your Marrigor used. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.719 To always give us that bs about how like this 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:29.039 is your best friend in the whole world. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:30.520 First all, you're my best friend of the whole world. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:31.320 I Don. 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.640 I would never tell Don anything half the things I 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:34.000 tell you. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:35.640 But where did that come from that. You have to 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.720 divulge every little secret. If you don't know everything about 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.160 each other, then you don't have a good marriage. I 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.279 think secrets are will make a good marriage because the 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:42.720 things I'm keeping secret, they're not. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.840 No, I'm not be bezzling or I'm not like you know, 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:47.560 I'm not having sex with anyone. First of all, who 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:47.880 has a time? 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:49.760 Yeah, like my discover card. He doesn't even know I 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:50.720 have a Discover card? 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.240 What, Yeah, you have a secret credit card? So what 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:56.359 do you use to discover? I imagine what is discover? 0:05:56.520 --> 0:06:01.719 I feel like that's everywhere secrets, credit card discovers, like, we. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:04.600 Know that should be their tagline, discover. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.279 We know, we know. 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.280 It's all a pretty clandestine. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.800 Oh that you're still doing the word today? Yeah, oh 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:12.320 that was good. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:16.640 You know what today? Today was glossilealia? Yesterday was clandestine? 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:17.880 What is glossialalia? 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:19.799 Speaking in tongues? I think like in church? 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:20.800 Ooh, I love that. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:21.640 That's a good one. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:23.279 I feel like that's also what a rich person would 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:23.920 name their daughter. 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.960 I feel like, because there's so much dementia in my family, 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.080 the word today thing is is that's keeping you? Keeping me? 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:30.480 Yeah? 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.200 So what's keeping you sharp, I'll tell you what's keeping 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:33.640 me sharp. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:33.960 Yeah. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.400 I do five minutes of exercise in the morning and 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:37.359 five minutes before I. 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:38.480 Go to bed. Wow, what do you do? 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.440 I do a zoom but for five minutes, and then 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.159 at night I do five minutes of stretching. But it's 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.359 one stretch, one very long stretch. 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.159 That's awesome. 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:48.640 I know, that's what makes you have that beautiful body. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.479 I'm shaped like a rectangle. You gotta keep that noodle 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:55.120 soup shaped like a rectangle. You're a lasagna noodle. What's 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:56.040 your discover card? 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:56.360 You know? 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:59.359 After my dad died, my mom moved into the you know, 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.200 the apartment above the garage, and I didn't tell Don 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.919 for two months and he didn't know, and he didn't 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.240 know and the only and then he figured it out 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.359 because she was using the tanning bed up there and 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:09.800 so our electric bill tripled. 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:10.360 And then he. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.800 Figured it out. So can I tell you what I did? Yeah, 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.520 I turned it on him. I was like, you're an idiot. 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:17.880 You had someone living in this house, you know, on 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.320 our property for two months and you didn't know. I 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:21.400 don't feel safe with you. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:24.480 Yeah, and she's so loud. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:25.920 Your mom is so allowed. 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:28.200 How she has a heavy foot, Yeah, yeah she does. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.600 But he's always gone. I mean he's he's up so 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.160 early when he comes out, and he's so tired. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.640 I know, so, you know whatever, God bless him. And 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:37.480 people are like, oh, you're worried that Don's gonna listen 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.760 to this? Are you kidding me? The guy just figured 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:43.040 out voice memos. If it's not on Bill Bass's fishing 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.640 channel or whatever it is, he's not listening to this. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:47.200 Larry doesn't know I have a housekeeper. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.400 You've had her for years. I know he doesn't know. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.080 He thinks you keep a clean house. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:55.400 Yeah, the one, the one or two times that he's 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:59.400 caught her. I said it was a gift for me. 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:00.000 Yeah. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:04.200 He He also thinks I have no elevens in my forehead? 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.360 Is that what they're called elevens? The scowl lines. 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:07.680 Oh he doesn't know. You get both talk. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.120 No, I would not want him thinking I spend money 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.280 on it. I think you know he would give me 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:11.520 so much. 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:12.120 You think he knows. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:12.960 I think everyone knows. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:13.840 You think everyone. 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.680 I think your forehead looks like sarad Red. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.560 Oh thank you, you look beautiful, thank you. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.280 Well, it's halftime they're walking off the field. There's coach. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:29.440 Oh, there's coach talker. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.719 Oh okay, so really no, no, wait, start waving there, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:37.760 start waving DoD, Hey, DoD, No wave more. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:42.680 He's going. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:47.360 So it's zero zero again right at this game. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:51.040 Also, you shouldn't be able to go any other Hi. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.960 Coach, Hi, hey go how are you? 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:56.400 I I'm sorry if I was waving too much? 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.520 I oh no, it was pretty clear you both were 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:03.080 waving pretty hard. Yeah, you know, it seemed honestly, I 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:06.559 was concerned. I felt for a moment like we might 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:07.920 have an emergency situation. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:08.640 Yeah. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:11.240 No, you know, I get animated it. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.200 Also, I'm just now noticing microphones in here. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.600 So you're like the perfect person to be on our program. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:19.400 Yeah no, I'd love to. I'd love to. I'd love 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:20.080 to talk to you guys. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:21.720 We asked you a few questions. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.800 Think it would be good. 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.480 I think it would mean a lot, you know, to 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.439 you know, to the community, to hear a little bit 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.280 more about you know, big coach greco You know absolutely 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:34.040 as what are you? Are you a mister coach. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.040 Todd or todd Is you can call it Janet, you 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:40.440 can call me Todd. Absolutely Okay, I'd love it. I'd 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:43.400 love an opportunity to introduce myself to I can only 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.680 do so much when I'm on the sidelines with the parents. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.480 But you know, not all the parents can be here 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.120 all the time. Sure, especially a lot of the fathers 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.040 are missing quite a lot, I'm noticing. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:57.560 I know that's a blessing. So anyway, we both pay 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:01.040 for white Pages premium and we did okay, we did 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:04.920 google you, and we couldn't find much about you. So 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.280 why are you divorced? 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:10.000 I mean you you really wait for it, missus Riccio, 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:15.280 you can call me, Okay, okay, you know, I just 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.440 want to make sure everybody in town knows. You know, 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.200 I'm here with the utmost of respect for the for 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.559 the program and the parents and the children in the associate. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:24.839 Great, what happened to you? 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:26.680 Is all your marriage? 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:31.080 Oh? You know, it's interesting. You know, I'd rather not 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:32.720 get in it. We just have a few more minutes 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:33.960 before I got to go back to the game, so 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:35.679 I'm not sure if I can just launch into the 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.480 well we call it halftime. You know, some things they 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:43.120 just don't work out, and uh, you know then this 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.360 my marriage was an unfortunately one of those things. You know, 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:48.719 I love this team. I love these boys. I think 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.760 they're so great, and I'm really trying to be a 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.320 figure in their lives that they can rely on, you know, 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:58.000 somebody that they can they can feel confident in in 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.040 on and off the field. You know, truly that I 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.319 am there for them as a as a resource, as 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.840 an adult, as a responsible person in their life that 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:14.120 they know consistently is going to show up. Oh wow, 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:17.600 you know these kids, these kids wreck me every day. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:21.920 That's amazing. What a beautiful, honestly, tad, what a beautiful 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:24.880 way of looking at because sometimes I will just be like, 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.760 you know, these kids never cease to surprise me at 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:29.599 the levels of their selfishness. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:29.920 I know. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.200 And when I think like my kid wrecks me, I 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.040 think about like when he was born and how I 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.280 had to get a couple extra stitches and stuff like that. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.640 But you're talking about emotionally. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:43.160 She had a nine pounder that shredded her entire base. 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:44.680 And you know how sometimes wow, it was. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:46.640 Oh no, you don't need to get your phone out. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.280 You don't need I don't need to I don't need 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:51.160 to see no, no, no no. In a way, missus richie. 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:56.199 Oh oh oh yes see that's briefings crazy, so not 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.559 only for the breach, and then they got it unbreached, 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.600 and then it breached again as it is coming out. 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:02.120 No no, no, no, no no, I don't want to see that. 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:02.920 I don't want to see that. 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:08.920 Oh yeah, that's yeah right, that's a mid canal flip flop. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.120 Oh my, oh my god, that is yeah wow what 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:16.679 that is beautiful? That right, there is something something beautiful, 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.160 you know. And and I apologize. I didn't mean to 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.960 react so uh oh, I just wasn't prepared. Get yeah, 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:24.000 I just was shocked. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.080 Maybe it shouldn't be my background on my phone. I 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.880 don't know, but it was an important day in my life. Now, 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.120 why don't you have children? 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:37.840 Have you been talking to my mother? My marriage unfortunately 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.160 ended before we got to that stage, and. 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:44.920 You know, that's a heartbreaker. 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:46.800 It was so sorry what happened. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:50.200 You know, we're we're still negotiating some things. I still 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:53.640 have a private investigator that I've hired. I've still there 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.880 stuff ongoing. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.960 Okay, okay, well tbd, but get back. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:03.079 My cousin Bambam has done some of that private investigating too. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:04.920 So if you ever need someone you can get fam 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:05.240 a call. 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:07.679 Yeah, he's got like four or five Italian names. He's 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:10.680 named after the the Ninja turtle. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:14.440 Yeah, oh yeah, Raphael or Leonardo. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:18.319 In Donatello and yeah and Shredder. But what got you 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.160 in to soccer? I gotta be honest with you. I 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.640 mean there's no score. I mean, it's a it's an 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:26.320 interesting sport. It's a very European sport. Yeah, Tonny, I. 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:29.319 Really I really don't know how you where you land 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:32.200 on the soccer versus football thing, but you do got 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.679 to admit it makes more sense to call it football 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:38.200 because there's no other sport. I mean, they're using their 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.520 feet yet. American football I think should be called tackle ball. 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:44.520 Okay, you know this is like you know, I was 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:47.760 saying to you last week, you're so funny. You're so 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.040 funny like that. You just have such a unique look 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.520 at the world, such a unique point of view on 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.840 the world, which is just frankly dynamite. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:56.920 Yeah. 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.680 It's such a great you such a great way to be. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.079 Oh Todd, Well, now I'm gonna blush and be careful. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:06.320 Because tackleball, that's funny. Call it tackle ball, like that's 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.320 from that's from like stand up comedy. That's like Ellen 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.480 Degener is funny. I don't know, but I'll tell you what. 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.800 The way you respond every time our team scores on 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:19.080 our own goal, I'm grateful for the way you respond 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.280 in those moments. A lot of times, the only scores 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.840 that happen in any of these games are us accidentally 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.120 score nine our own goal. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:30.040 Sometimes you've got what we call in the game goal. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.520 Goggles, okay, And what happens is. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:36.360 Sometimes you get a look at that goal and regardless 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:40.120 if it's yours or theirs, you know you can put 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:43.320 the ball in it, so you do. What's hard is 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:46.600 when you've got goal goggles, even though you might know 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:50.360 that's my goal, you still can't help but just take 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:52.560 that shot and bury it in the net. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:59.520 Oh wow, I would love to circle back. When were 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:00.920 you guys it out last week? 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:01.160 Oh? 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:04.160 I just ran into himage you Alasco and we talked. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:04.760 We signed. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.040 I didn't realize we must have talked for an hour. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.360 Standing in front of the Little Starbuck. 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:13.240 Kya mentioned that I know, well, we were comparing tattoo. 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.040 We were comparing yeah, and he was. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:18.280 He was a marine biology miner. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.280 You could minor in that it seems like something that 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.680 will take up more of your time than Yes, I. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.160 Would have majored in it, but I was studying in 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:28.560 a landlocked state and so it didn't make sense. 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:29.480 Oh that's right. 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:32.040 So I just shifted it to a miner. And this 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.720 is why I loved your tattoo. And you said you 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.200 didn't even know this. Dolphins can see your soul. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:42.400 Oh that makes me feel so vulnerable. If you were 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.160 to look at me with no clothes on, okay, your 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:48.600 gaze would only go skin deep, right, you would only 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.960 share as much as my skin allows. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.720 Sure. Here's what I'll say to that, Janet, is I 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.480