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Speaker 1: on our websites, on our link tree. We're in Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: on November seventh. We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch,

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Speaker 1: get over it. November eighth, November tenth, we're in Philly.

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Speaker 1: November seventeenth, we're in San Francisco. We want y'all to

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Speaker 1: be doing our coveted live show with special guests, with

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Speaker 1: just me and David. Depending on the city, it'll be

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Speaker 2: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

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Speaker 2: a good meet and greet.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you

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Speaker 3: for free.

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Speaker 1: I've been careful about what I was saying about Jay Low.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, because like not for nothing.

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Speaker 1: If you're talking shit, she ain't hurt nobody except being flax.

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Speaker 1: She ain't hurt nobody. So in the grand scheme of things,

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Speaker 1: I think there's plenty to critique. But is there like

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Speaker 1: real damage being done. I don't know that that's the case.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I still would. I still smash And if they.

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Speaker 2: Try to fuck right now, that's very if.

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Speaker 1: The opportunity presents itself.

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Speaker 1: I don't want anything in my way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like because I don't think it's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: But were I to get to it that position, I

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Speaker 2: fucking podcast, brother, you would be remiss. I finally got

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Speaker 2: myself in a position I said on Brandon Jabel's show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: jay Loo like Stoppy's world.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he Loo, Please.

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Speaker 2: Don't chips in your.

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Speaker 1: Welcome Wala bears a racists.

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Speaker 3: Money's turkey stuff.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell me. It's all rare condition in this

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Speaker 2: day and age. Drea, any good news on the Newsberry

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Speaker 2: book page and the love and edition and the grand dessert.

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Speaker 2: Some people say, is he even harder?

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Speaker 1: Divine?

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Speaker 2: Welcome little Mama's and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 2: of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories and.

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Speaker 2: We finally worked to prove that crayons were not invented

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Speaker 2: by the Crayola company. They were invented centuries before by

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Speaker 2: the Moors. Crayon Kuran ring any fucking bells, y'all. It

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Speaker 2: was an ancient form of Islamic communication in which they

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Speaker 2: melted down waxes of different colors to talk to each other.

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Speaker 1: Black, whoa you think? Black? And stop?

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Speaker 2: It started strong. I was a little step at the end.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay. You you landed that plane. Fine. You

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Speaker 1: know those flights where you right at the end there's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like when you come in over water. It's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little bumpy, but we all right, everybody maybe,

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Speaker 1: No, that's why I got nervous. But also there was

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Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, that's true. We've made, frankly, listeners, a lot,

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Speaker 1: But please be kind to us when our inevitable canceling begins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just remember the good times, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do that shit y'all did with Io where

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Speaker 2: First, wait, they turned our Io. I still love Io.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well they got mad at her because she didn't

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Speaker 1: and the musical guest was j Lo. Oh, so they

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's how I know I'm going to be

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Speaker 2: all right. You people don't even insist to me outside

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't feel anything about you

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyways, I love your contribute contribution to the culture,

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Speaker 2: from fly girls to Hustlers, all of it truly mesmerizing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bory was just telling me, j Lo, you didn't

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Speaker 1: That's real, that's real. The sentiment, j Low was real.

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Speaker 2: Home for us. Man, I love that song. I did

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Speaker 1: We do not give enough credit to how much jaw

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Speaker 1: Na, my man had it for like it was good

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Speaker 1: three years. We were we were all working under a

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on, there's still certain things that you

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Speaker 1: I felt it right now when you say it a chill.

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Speaker 2: Come on. And he worked his way up from us

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Speaker 2: thinking he was DMX to be in his own person.

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Speaker 1: He was an intense guy coming out. He was high energy.

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Speaker 2: I hate to ask, where were you watching? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Like, if you really love animals, leave them alone. Conservation

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Speaker 1: Laren, Let's read this email. This person asked us to

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Speaker 1: Haiti Haiti.

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Speaker 2: I was just watching those watch that clip of that

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Speaker 2: It's gross. It's like that. It's it very much felt

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Speaker 1: It'd be one thing if he drank out the jug

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Speaker 2: That's not how I would have felt. I do it here.

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Speaker 1: He fucking missed his mouth and it was for his shirt.

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Speaker 1: I bet they didn't even tell him like, yo, you

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Speaker 1: I bet they were just like, hey, man, anything you

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Speaker 2: That, and he's a patriot.

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Speaker 2: They they haraven of them is truly like.

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Speaker 1: There's no country on earth that that deserves more good press,

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean more just like like in the debt

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Speaker 1: But I'm sing like I'm saying, like and it continues

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Speaker 2: It's oh for real. And also it's why sometimes they

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they want you to. It's and they do the

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Speaker 1: same thing with gentrification, where they go like, oh, it's

441
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 1: not that bad, look at the beautification of this area,

442
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: look at the resources that have been added to this community.

443
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: Some of this is just preferring you know, history versus

444
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: like a newness kind of thing. But then you see

445
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: what the fuck the actual like gentrification and colonization does

446
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: to people's lives, and you're like, no, you're wrong.

447
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're making your own they're making there, they're

448
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 2: making a bunch of little Haites. Obviously I'm being hyperbolic.

449
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 2: I know if Fallejo is not Haiti, but you know

450
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, it's like the same kind of thing.

451
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Speaker 1: But it's also these people don't stop existing, So whatever

452
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,479
Speaker 1: you're doing in adding this beauty does not mean that

453
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Speaker 1: they number one can afford it and number two will

454
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Speaker 1: just die off like they literally, yeah, they have to

455
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Speaker 1: go somewhere. You're just pushing them into smaller corners and

456
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: making them more desperate and subsequently making it so that,

457
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Speaker 1: like truly, cats and dogs would be the only thing

458
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: we have left to eat. So how crazy is it

459
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: for you to take every resource from a place and

460
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 1: then be like they're fucking animals. Sure, what's wrong with

461
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: these people? It's like breaking out of the jug.

462
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's but all that to say, that clip still objectively.

463
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: Hilarious, funniest, funniest thing that's happened in the years. For me.

464
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 2: I watched about ten times this morning.

465
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Speaker 1: It's so funny. Man went for and missed and then

466
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 1: went back to the microphone the finished answering the question.

467
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good, so good that.

468
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: We got everywhere from Haiti.

469
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 2: We bro got this email from Haitian Jack, bad Guy

470
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 2: Langston and David I can't believe you're reading this. I

471
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 2: love this show and can't wait to see you on tour.

472
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 2: That's so nice. Yeah, please make a fake name for me.

473
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,959
Speaker 2: I think my cousins listen to your show. Oh well,

474
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: it was a good family. I hope you're not Haitian

475
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: or j Lo fans. Oh. Also, we should I I

476
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: I jumped ahead, we should say that this email was.

477
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 1: Titled that's a good that's a good subject line.

478
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: Why big nigga shouldn't marry little John's which, Yeah, I

479
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: assume your family's from Pennsylvania. Call me crazy. Yeah, you're Philly,

480
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 2: Philly throw and through. Oh yeah, please make a fake

481
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 2: name for me. I think my cousin's listen to your show. Anyways.

482
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 2: Now for my late grandmother's conspiracy, which is likely to

483
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 2: offend at least two of my cousins. Yeah, my grandma

484
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 2: always said that big men shouldn't marry little women. She said,

485
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 2: when big men married petit women, they will have two kids,

486
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: a big bone daughter built like her dad, and a

487
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: little son whoa fuck the most apparently the two most

488
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 2: unwanted body types.

489
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's the implication here is that you

490
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: don't want a big bone daughter, and you don't want

491
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Speaker 1: a small son? And boy, is that a lot to

492
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: put on our shoulders to unpack?

493
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 2: My mom said that she once attended a family wedding

494
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 2: with her mom, my grandmother, where the groom, a recently

495
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: retired NFL lineman who was about six three, two fifty pounds,

496
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 2: was marrying a very short woman who was barely five

497
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: foot tall with heels on. My grandmother apparently very loudly

498
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 2: questioned this union in prediction in predicting the future kid's dimensions. Well,

499
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 2: my grandma was right. They did have two kids, and

500
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 2: their daughter is very very tall and thick, thick, thick,

501
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: and their son clearly takes after mom. My parents are

502
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 2: about the same height, with my dad only a few

503
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: inches taller than my mom. And I always avoided dating

504
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: anyone over six too, so I've never been worried about

505
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 2: falling victim to this myself. But I would love to

506
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 2: know your thoughts. Have you all seen these big out

507
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: you're creating little sucks?

508
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Speaker 1: Oh Man? Well, first and foremost, Wow, thank you, thank

509
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: you Haiti for sending this phenomenal email.

510
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Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel like if I think about

511
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 2: what I've seen in life I feel like I see

512
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: the opposite more, where I know people who are big

513
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: or even not just big, but like tall, whose parents

514
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 2: aren't that tall, and then they'll be like, yeah, my

515
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 2: uncles or my grandpas. But I don't feel like I've

516
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 2: seen as many huge man making little.

517
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: Kids you mean little sons, specific sons.

518
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think?

519
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: I am struggling to think of examples in my own

520
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: life of this thick man, big thick man, little lady

521
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: makes a big thick daughter little son, combo. But I

522
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: don't say that not believing it. Like some of something

523
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: in this rings very true to me, even though I

524
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: personally cannot point to a friend of mine who is

525
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: that example. Do you know what I mean?

526
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair, I mean, Haiti said in the

527
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: email it happened.

528
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that that made me laugh. The idea

529
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: that this grandmother is sitting in the pew like there

530
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: is there anyone here who objects to this marriage, and

531
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: she stands up and she says, yes, I do. Your

532
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: daughter are gonna come out big as hell and your

533
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: son gonna be a little and they're like grandma, police

534
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: sit down.

535
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 2: I think also this is from a different the grammar's

536
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 2: from a different time where the dimensions of your kids

537
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 2: in that way was more important. Mmm. I feel like

538
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 2: it's probably the best time to be a little man

539
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: in history historically.

540
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true because historically, although little,

541
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: I guess has always stayed, we're not talking about the

542
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: subjective little in terms of height. We're talking about compared.

543
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 2: Their relative to the group.

544
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you're right. I would say this is probably

545
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: the best time to be a little person.

546
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. They used to make you work in a circus

547
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: one hundred years ago. Yeah that you you.

548
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: Were like left in the woods if we weren't big

549
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: enough from birth, Like.

550
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: It's it was like a surviv you know what I mean.

551
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: But now is you know computers, and I think it's

552
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 2: mine to be a little man. Yeah.

553
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: Short king is frankly a thing that we all know

554
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: the meaning of and sort of celebrating. Shit. I will say,

555
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't think that's real. You don't believe in short kings.

556
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 2: I think it don't exists on the internet.

557
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: Meaning you don't think that there are women out here

558
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: who are choosing short guys over tall guys.

559
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 2: Not really, Well, I mean I think there are women

560
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 2: who don't care. But I don't think there's a bunch

561
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,719
Speaker 2: of taller women who are like where my short kings are.

562
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 2: I don't think it really exists. I don't really see

563
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 2: it reflecting couples, just like in the airport or walking

564
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: down the street or at a ball, you know what

565
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 2: I mean? Are you Are you seeing like groups where

566
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, look at all these taller women with

567
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 2: shorter men. I don't see it reflected.

568
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: I definitely know.

569
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Speaker 2: I think people like to say it on the internet

570
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: to sound great. I think people say they fuck a

571
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: lot lot of stuff.

572
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: They don't fun on the internet, that's true. I definitely

573
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: don't see it in any groups, like you're never gonna

574
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: be like the tall three tall ladies with three little

575
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: guys and they are all. Ever that said, LA is

576
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 1: a little weird because this city is built on money

577
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: and power that's so unearned, and so I think a

578
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: lot of I see a lot of short guys with

579
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: tall women, But I don't know that they are choosing

580
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: each other as like partners as much as they are

581
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 1: choosing each other as resources.

582
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 2: Right exactly, I think, I will say. I guess I've

583
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 2: seen it there more than ever but I've also also

584
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 2: seen more in la to your point, they have a

585
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 2: strange power and balance. But it's like your whose son.

586
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. There's there's a reason

587
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: you're willing to fuck this little guy, and it ain't

588
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: because you just are taken with his size. You there's

589
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: gold in them then low hills, you know what I mean.

590
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, I think that much like a lot

591
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: of the Internet, I think they'll lift you up if

592
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 2: you post a selfie. I've been getting the streets. I

593
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 2: don't think it's really not that I and I'm not

594
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: sitting here saying short just can't get pussy. I'm sure

595
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I'm not saying that at all.

596
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 2: But is there like some like movement to No, not,

597
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 2: not not.

598
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: At all, No, I get what you mean. Yeah, it's not.

599
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 1: It's not this this transformation of culture that we're presenting.

600
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: It's just tras that got passed.

601
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 2: Around over there, you know. Uh So all that said,

602
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,959
Speaker 2: I also want to say, I'm not gonna say who

603
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: this person is. If their email is to believe, if

604
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 2: their sign off is to believe an intellectual mm, which matters.

605
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, they hit us with a real title my mama

606
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: told me Presents the Start to Steal Tour. We're very

607
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: excited about it. Yeah, I'm not about to bite my tongue.

608
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: We want to sell it out and the dates are

609
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: coming up fast, and so if you live in one

610
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Speaker 1: of these areas, we want you to buy your tickets now.

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Speaker 1: It's all available on our instagrams, on our websites, on

612
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: our link tree. We're in Brooklyn on November seventh. We're

613
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Speaker 1: in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch, get over it. November eighth,

614
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Speaker 1: November tenth, we're in Philly. November seventeenth, we're in San Francisco.

615
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: We want y'all to come out. We want y'all to

616
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Speaker 1: kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show

617
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Speaker 1: with special guests, with just me and David. Depending on

618
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Speaker 1: the city, it'll be a great time all that meet

619
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Speaker 1: and greets. You think Chris Brown has a good meet

620
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Speaker 1: and greet.

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Speaker 3: Bro, Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with

622
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Speaker 3: you for free.

623
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 2: I wonder about this because you I'm trying to think

624
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 2: of anything else that I have seen happen in this

625
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: way to equate it to and I really don't have anything.

626
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: Like equated to him what sense.

627
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 2: Like like if two redheads get to get together, they're

628
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 2: gonna make a brunette or I don't have anything else

629
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: to be like, Well, that's true, you know what I mean.

630
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 2: It feels kind of singular in my mind.

631
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never I've never bred animals or anything, so

632
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: I don't really Uh. I can be like, oh, if

633
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: you mix that with that, you're gonna get a little one.

634
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: But if he makes that with that a big one.

635
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 2: I will say, these days, the odds are pretty good

636
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 2: that you're gonna have.

637
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, and even if they weren't always fat, you can

638
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: make them fat pretty easy.

639
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that hard to juice the numbers. Yeah,

640
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 2: but there are distinct body types that travel through family

641
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 2: that don't. Like my mom is thin and my dad

642
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 2: is thin, but my aunt is like the only person

643
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 2: in my family. My aunt and my grandma are big

644
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: in the same way that I am. And it's just

645
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 2: like very simp like where you could be like, oh

646
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: that you could see where that came from.

647
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: You feel like you just got your grandma's code and that.

648
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's just how it is, you know

649
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: what I mean. It's just like and my aunt got

650
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: the same thing, but then none of my grandma had

651
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 2: I think eleven kids, nobody else, you know what I mean. Whoa,

652
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: it's just kind of how.

653
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 1: That's just some weird, recessive thing in your family line,

654
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: that in.

655
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 2: Her family line specific, you know what I mean. Ye,

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Speaker 2: that just it's kind of how that went. So, like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I think that these things are

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Speaker 2: that direct. Mm hmmm, you know what I.

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Speaker 1: Mean that that there's just a clear math that happens

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Speaker 1: when you you mix certain bodies. Is it's not always

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Speaker 1: gonna equal the same thing.

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 4: I think it's always one plus one is two. I

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Speaker 4: think I totally agree with that. Yeah, my daughter, I

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Speaker 4: think I've mentioned this before on the podcast. My daughter

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Speaker 4: is like much darker than both my wife and I,

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Speaker 4: and then yeah, I think it's pretty cool. But then

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Speaker 4: my son is like pretty much the same color as

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Speaker 4: my wife and I, And so now I I worry

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Speaker 4: that my daughter in some ways is going to feel

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Speaker 4: in you know, any like outsider news in this relationship.

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Speaker 4: But I I don't expect it will be a problem.

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Speaker 1: But I think with kids, you are constantly sort of

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Speaker 1: worrying for their potential worries, if that makes sense, Like, yeah, definitely,

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Speaker 1: even if it doesn't bother her, there's a part of

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Speaker 1: me that has to worry that it will so that

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Speaker 1: I can manage it before it becomes a conversation, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. And that's interesting because did you even have

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Speaker 2: any thought of that when you guys had kids?

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I mean I had a bit about it

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Speaker 1: years ago. I uh oh, it was on this special

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Speaker 1: that like, my fear of having a white child is

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Speaker 1: pretty active, and yeah, I that that terrified me sort

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Speaker 1: of being you know that Alfonso Robero fully white son

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Speaker 1: with a black dad. Feels that felt crazy as a

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Speaker 1: as a concept.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like logic. Yeah, I don't know. I never really

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Speaker 2: thought about complexion in that I would want my kids

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Speaker 2: to be this dark. But I understand, especially it comes

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Speaker 2: with its own bag of problems for like for a boy, right,

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Speaker 2: you understand how dark skinned boys are treated in school

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Speaker 2: and with the system, and like I've seen all that,

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Speaker 2: Like I hate school, I hate teachers because of a

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Speaker 2: lot of that bias type stuff. And then with women,

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Speaker 2: it's it's very difficult. So I guess that's why I

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Speaker 2: don't have no kids. Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think the beauty is I think that

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Speaker 1: there you are equipped, they are equipped to both handle

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Speaker 1: it and to empower them inside of it, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, it doesn't have to be something

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Speaker 1: that like, oh man, this is a hard life, you

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Speaker 1: fear this whatever It's like. No, this is depe this

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Speaker 1: is beautiful, this is who you are. But you also

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Speaker 1: the hard part is is sort of creating the equipment

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Speaker 1: ahead of time to be able to art take all

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Speaker 1: that stuff and not on the fly when it comes

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Speaker 1: up because your kid came home hurt from things that

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Speaker 1: were said or.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's fair because I think that like to

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Speaker 2: put a ball on it, I was just gonna say

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Speaker 2: that for me, it is like one of my favorite things.

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Speaker 2: And if this kid is a part of me, I

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Speaker 2: don't understand why they wouldn't have a similar wouldn't be

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Speaker 2: able to find their way to a similar feeling about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think all you can do as a parent

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Speaker 1: is help them to find that level of like sort

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Speaker 1: of peace, pleasure whatever inside of themselves. Right, And you

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Speaker 1: just know, because you're fucking old and burnt out that

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Speaker 1: it's real hard to find that peace and pleasure You

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Speaker 1: gotta really earn that shit, right.

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Speaker 2: All that being said, I do not believe, and maybe

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Speaker 2: this is just me personally, I don't believe in having

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Speaker 2: these things limit you from finding a partner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you are like that, if you're a big old,

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Speaker 1: thick guy out there and you find the little lady

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Speaker 1: that you you think you're supposed to be with, don't

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Speaker 1: let this deter you. Yeah, your your your daughter may

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Speaker 1: come out big and that's okay, and there's nothing to

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Speaker 1: fear inside of that, especially if it means taking away

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Speaker 1: your own happiness.

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Speaker 2: Also, unless you're a piece of shit, you're probably gonna

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Speaker 2: love him regardless.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you're.

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Speaker 2: Like a bad guy. What are you gonna be like?

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Speaker 2: I don't like my small son.

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Speaker 1: I think if you say it like that, I can

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Speaker 1: see why you don't like them. But but I think

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Speaker 1: maybe stop calling him your small son and just focus

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Speaker 1: on the relationship. Don't call him there. His name is Isaiah.

741
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Speaker 2: How to wrestle. Get him into small guys, so yeah,

742
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Speaker 2: teach him how to hang out under a bridge or

743
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Speaker 2: whatever the little guys do.

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Speaker 1: Get him working in HVAC he gets up.

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Speaker 2: And come on, Teach him a lot of limericks and

746
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Speaker 2: having to keep people from crossing bridges.

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Speaker 1: Answer Derek's question and you'll walk your way back. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to fear big women. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to fear little men. We are all just bodies, and

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Speaker 1: we contribute so much more than the bodies that that

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Speaker 1: hold us have to offer.

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Speaker 2: So and everybody is capable of happiness man truly. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: I know it feels like we didn't do a bad job. No,

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Speaker 2: I yeah, I think we I think we did something.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that way. There's much more we can

756
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Speaker 2: say about this than you didn't keep believing in yourself.

757
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Speaker 2: So yeah, we know we didn't throw in a break.

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Speaker 2: We probably should have. I don't even know how long

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Speaker 2: we've been recording, because I'll be honest with you, I

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Speaker 2: didn't press recording until nine minutes ago. But but the.

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Speaker 1: Important part is is that we inspired these people to

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Speaker 1: love each other and to love themselves more. And I

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Speaker 2: That was great. I think we did it. I think

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Speaker 2: this is a positive one.

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Speaker 1: Bory, do you want to tell the people where they

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