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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings only on the new

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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six by one. Hello, Yeah, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: This is Chat Michaelson calling from Speak from Yoga. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Paula. Oh hi, Yeah this this paul

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Speaker 1: Hey Paula. How are you? I'm good? An't you well?

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Speaker 1: Not too bad? Thanks for asking? Yeah, okay, so you

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Speaker 1: say you were calling from Yeah, yeah, I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: the yoga studio. We're about to reopen. We're super excited

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Speaker 1: about it, and so we're rewarding some of our loyal

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Speaker 1: customers with a special offer. That's cool. What is this?

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Speaker 1: Super cool? Um? So you're a fan of Vanyasa, am I? Right? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember you. I remember when you were in here.

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Speaker 1: I was checking out your Vanyasa. Okay, that came out

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Speaker 1: kind of creepy. Did you mean it that way? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. No, I'm just you know, I'm super

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Speaker 1: into yoga, I'm super into bodies, I'm super into spiritual,

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Speaker 1: I'm super into you, and so I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call and sort of talk about you. Say you're super

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Speaker 1: into me? Is that what you just said? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, Like, yeah, of course, I said that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm super into all of the people that come in

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Speaker 1: here to do yoga and the fact that we're about

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Speaker 1: to open up, like it's just exciting to me. And

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Speaker 1: so I'm calling some of our customers with a special offer,

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Speaker 1: you know, Like I said, I was checking out your

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Speaker 1: vanyasa and it is one of the best. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: like super inappropriate. And can you stop saying that you

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Speaker 1: like my vanyasa? Oh well, all right, So I don't

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Speaker 1: know why you would be thinking that it's inappropriate, Okay,

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Speaker 1: because like I'm from the yoga studio. Obviously you know

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Speaker 1: I'm a yogi. Obviously you know that I'm all about. No,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't be talking to anybody like that, So don't

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Speaker 1: don't say that again. I don't need you haven't even

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Speaker 1: Can you just get to the point and tell me

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Speaker 1: what you're calling about. Well, oh yeah, that's what I

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Speaker 1: was trying to do. And I'm so sorry, okay, Paula.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that it seems like I offended you,

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Speaker 1: because that's the last thing I want to do. I'm

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Speaker 1: all about yoga, you know, and creating inner peace and

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Speaker 1: outer piece and making me outside. You need to tell

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Speaker 1: me what you're calling about, because I'm messing bodies together

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Speaker 1: and okay, no, you're you're just being really gross and okay,

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Speaker 1: curiously you need to stop so well. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing though, because I'm just calling you to,

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Speaker 1: you know, extend an offer of one on one yoga

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Speaker 1: at the studio here. One on one. Yeah, some one

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Speaker 1: on one training. Well that would be with me, of course.

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Speaker 1: Oh are you serious? You're kidding me. You're You're so gross.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how they let you talk to

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Speaker 1: people like that. You're telling me that you you'll be

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Speaker 1: the last person I want to see in a yoga

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Speaker 1: class less in front of me. You're so gross, but

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Speaker 1: I do get me right, I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand why you think I'm gross. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call you up and extend the offer, like I'm doing

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Speaker 1: with many of our customers. I just know, like like you,

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Speaker 1: like my b Nazza and all that body, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted disgusting that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to

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Speaker 1: offend you. I just wanted to know if you wanted

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Speaker 1: to get sweaty, that's all. Oh my god, No, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to get sweaty. That is just you are

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Speaker 1: so disgusting. Seriously, and I swear to God, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to call back and I'm going to report you because

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Speaker 1: this is gross. Oh okay, oh okay, look can I

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Speaker 1: I just want to apologize. And I can see that

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Speaker 1: not being able to come in and work on your

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Speaker 1: yoga and work on your practice has obviously casted some

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Speaker 1: angerishes with you. No, what's because in my hanger it's

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Speaker 1: you your fing weirdo. Oh okay, So that hurt like

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Speaker 1: all the way to my soul. Good, I'm good, out

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Speaker 1: of hurt. Now, what's your name, you weirdo? So I

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Speaker 1: can call your boss and get you fired. It's actually Jewbil,

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Speaker 1: jew Bil. I thought you said it was Chad or

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Speaker 1: Chat or whatever he said at the beginning of this call. No,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. God, it's a joke. You said,

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Speaker 1: just said that you've been really missing going to hot yoga.

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Speaker 1: So I figured i'd call and creepy out with a

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Speaker 1: special offer getting sweaty. Oh yeah, I w a tramp?

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Speaker 1: What so mean? What did you say? I said she's

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Speaker 1: a tramp? Oh,