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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is why were they in my kitchen whispering?

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Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about. A little bit later,

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Speaker 1: because right now the nephew is here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got for us? This right here is

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Speaker 2: f p C. What's the f p C. That's Funeral

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Speaker 2: Picture Company? So yeah, we well we do when we

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Speaker 2: come around. If we we we get your picture now,

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Speaker 2: so that way you get the picture that you won't

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Speaker 2: before your funeral. You see what I'm saying. Funeral Picture Company,

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Speaker 2: y'all ain't y'all ain't pitchy'll pitch yet. I can't say

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Speaker 2: the only one y'all ain't got the picture of y'all

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Speaker 2: program m M. I didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 4: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: If they don't have a program, what do we care.

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Speaker 2: Y'all ain't decided who gonna speak and who ain't gonnapeak.

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Speaker 2: Y'all ain't done all that. Who who's not gonna sing? No,

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Speaker 2: we don't care, Like Tom, you have a rehearsal for

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Speaker 2: your funeral. I want a funeral rehearsal. I'm just I

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Speaker 2: haven't decided when I'm gonna do it, but yes, I

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Speaker 2: want a funeral rehearsal, so that way it runs the

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Speaker 2: way I want it to run, and I'm gonna lay

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Speaker 2: down and win it. Ay right, I'm gonna pop up out.

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Speaker 2: That is not what we rehearsed.

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Speaker 3: Not.

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Speaker 2: No, let's go back, start over. Don't say that about me.

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Speaker 1: That's the way to empty the church after the funeral.

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Speaker 2: F PC Funeral Picture Company, Let's go cat that.

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Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Darwin Darwin. This

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Speaker 3: is he Hey Darlin. How you doing this? Is Frank

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Speaker 3: with f PC. We're trying to come down and see

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Speaker 3: about making an appointment with you within the next week

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Speaker 3: as that's possible. Puting for what we're supposed to come by,

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Speaker 3: I'm with f PC. We wanted to uh we have

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Speaker 3: what what what is that? What is f PC? Uh? Sir,

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Speaker 3: your name was left with us and you're you're you're

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Speaker 3: on on our file to actually come out and make

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Speaker 3: an appointment with you so we can so we can

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Speaker 3: get your picture taken.

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Speaker 4: You must add a wrong number. I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 4: signed up to take no picture anything?

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Speaker 3: Sir? Okay, well you are you're darling right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes I am darn so you called Darwin and

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Speaker 4: that's what you call it. But anything about the picture?

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Speaker 3: What? What?

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Speaker 4: What's up with a picture?

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Speaker 3: We've got you on our schedule here, f PC. We

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Speaker 3: have you on our schedule two to actually for us

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Speaker 3: to come out to your home and take your picture.

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Speaker 4: Okay, f PC, which company is that? What's what's your

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Speaker 4: what type of picture? And would I be taking I'm

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Speaker 4: not taking no picture? But what what is f PC?

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Speaker 3: Okay? You don't know anything about a photo being taken

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Speaker 3: of view? No? Okay? Uh sir? F PC is uh

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Speaker 3: we are. This is a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company.

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Speaker 3: And what we do is we come out and take

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Speaker 3: your picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,

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Speaker 3: when you do pass away, we have your picture for

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Speaker 3: your program and we have a nice picture for you.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, look I thought I did right now? You're

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Speaker 4: not taking no picture of me? Who is this again?

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Speaker 3: My name is Frank? Frank?

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Speaker 4: Tell you Frank?

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Speaker 3: You mean to tell me?

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Speaker 4: Y'all have taken pictures of people before they die, just

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Speaker 4: so you could have their picture on found So.

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Speaker 3: We keep it on file and then you have a

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Speaker 3: good picture on your program and that's what that's what,

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Speaker 3: that's what we built.

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Speaker 4: I ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who the

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Speaker 4: hell signed me up for some like that?

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Speaker 3: Quite sure, But we're trying to schedule where we can

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Speaker 3: come out beginning of next week so we can get

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Speaker 4: Week after you get the picture when I'm dead, you're

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Speaker 4: not taking no picture of me before I die. That

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Speaker 4: That don't sound right, sir.

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Speaker 3: Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

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Speaker 4: So you're not taking the picture of me for no

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Speaker 4: funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.

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Speaker 4: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me

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Speaker 4: up for it? Then tell me that much?

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Speaker 3: Uh, sir? I don't have the actual person listed here

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Speaker 3: on who signs you up, but I do have the number,

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Speaker 3: and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't.

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Speaker 4: Sign up for that. I'm not taking no picture. You

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Speaker 4: guys running around taking pictures of people before they die

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Speaker 4: just to have a good picture on fam That sounds

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Speaker 4: like some man. I ain't never heard of those like that, sir.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sir, are you I mean we have your address

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Speaker 3: here are you? Are you available?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not available. I'm not available at all to

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Speaker 4: take no picture for a funeral that I'm not even

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Speaker 4: dead yet.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't get that. That's selling a bunch of me

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Speaker 4: and I. Who the hell gave you my number?

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Speaker 3: That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 3: But one thing we have to do is we have

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Speaker 3: have to do is we have to come out there

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Speaker 3: and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know,

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Speaker 3: create a problem, but I have to get a picture

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Speaker 3: of you by next week.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting

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Speaker 4: no picture of me.

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Speaker 3: For no funeral arrangement, mister Darwin. I have to come

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Speaker 3: by your house at least by Friday, at around twelve noon.

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Speaker 3: I'll come by and get a picture.

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Speaker 4: You ain't coming by my got house no Friday even

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Speaker 4: lie you got me come over here to try to

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Speaker 4: get my pitching. I got plenty of got pitched in

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Speaker 4: my house to put on the month funeral program. I'm

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Speaker 4: not taking no pitching thatnon I'm claiming to be dead.

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Speaker 4: I'm not dead. That's the more bad looking got dead.

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Speaker 4: I don't know who you work for, Frank, but you

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Speaker 4: you got there.

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Speaker 3: I worked. I worked for f PSC, Sir, I worked

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Speaker 3: for FPC FCC.

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Speaker 4: Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't

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Speaker 4: come over here Friday talking about no guy pissing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, when you got pissed him and.

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Speaker 4: You and I hope they got your guy pit. You're

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Speaker 4: on file and that's a stupid got company. You fuck.

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Speaker 4: I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before

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Speaker 4: they die. I got millions and pictures in here for

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Speaker 4: that program. And when I'm done with the God, I

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Speaker 4: care about what a picture look like. Oh I'm having

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Speaker 4: my guy funeral. This a makni. You tell Liver you

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Speaker 4: worn't for They need to go find another occupation that

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Speaker 4: don't make no guy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you're not coming.

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Speaker 4: Over here, Friday, buddy. You come over here if you

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Speaker 3: Okay, Uh missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?

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Speaker 4: That's my wife? What you about to say? Now?

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Speaker 3: All I want to do is say this man. I

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Speaker 3: just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me

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Speaker 3: the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy. Baby

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Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.

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Speaker 4: Huh, I'll bet I don't want you had in lost years.

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Speaker 4: I ain't never heard of no business like There's some

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Speaker 4: FTC funeral.

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Speaker 3: Poor man.

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Speaker 4: I said my New Year tion. I was gonna cut

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Speaker 4: back on drinking. But you've got me over here about

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Speaker 4: the tip a bottle right now? Oh are you crazy? Man?

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Speaker 4: And come over here today before and get a picture

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Speaker 4: of Clinton. Y'all got me?

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Speaker 3: Baby?

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Speaker 4: You got me that, man, I ain't never heard of

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Speaker 4: no company like that.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you won't put me up to it bad you go.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man,

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Speaker 3: You're gonna catch yourself on national radio.

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Speaker 4: Dad, I'm gonna tell everybody.

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Speaker 3: Boy, they had me.

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Speaker 4: Hot over here. I'm like, don't tell Blendon, but I'm

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Speaker 4: having me a drink anyway. I was looking for an

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Speaker 4: excuse to drink right there, a funeral fish and taking

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Speaker 4: they'll put on fil boy YadA Yatta lost half of

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Speaker 4: them out of your head with that in that, buddy.

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Speaker 3: Hey, man, I gotta ask you something, man, darn and

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Speaker 3: tell me this is man, what's the baddest and I

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Speaker 3: mean the baddest radio show in the Land.

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Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning, Wake up show, buddy, and now.

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Speaker 2: You have back on my stupid grind. Y'all good with

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Speaker 2: y'all better be good? But anybody good with it?

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Speaker 3: We have to be.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like she's gonna stop anytime soon.

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Speaker 2: What again, We're fine, y'all. Get ready for the Bridge

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Speaker 2: Comedy Show. The Bridge Comedy Show that is this coming Saturday,

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Speaker 2: October to fourteenth, Doors open at six. It is an

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Speaker 2: eight o'clock show. It is a Stockbridge Ample Theater that

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Speaker 2: is hosted by yours truly, nephew, Timy. You got Dominique

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Speaker 2: in the building, Tony Robinson the building, Ridingey Perry my

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Speaker 2: dog in the building, and the beautiful the Queen herself

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Speaker 2: Monique in the building. Tickets on sale right now. It

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Speaker 2: is The Bridge Comedy Show this coming Saturday, October fourteen,

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Speaker 2: that is in Stockbridge, Georgia at the Amphitheater. Oh dear,

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Speaker 2: you don't want to miss it. Tickets are being sold

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Speaker 2: right now. Absolutely all right, nephew man, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject why were they

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Speaker 1: in my kitchen whispering?

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Speaker 2: We'll find out right after this.

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