Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of AT
Speaker 1: and T Service Trendage Outage Trended.
Speaker 2: They sound the same. That is courtesy of Manicheich. My
Speaker 2: name is Jack, that is Miles.
Speaker 1: We are recording this on a wax cylinder because we've
Speaker 1: been We've been solar flared. We've been hacked back to
Speaker 1: the Stone Age.
Speaker 3: If only, if only?
Speaker 2: Nah, So there's been.
Speaker 1: We woke up this morning to news of a major
Speaker 1: cellular outage that was really screwing over tens of thousands
Speaker 1: of AT and T customers. Whereas AT and T put
Speaker 1: it silver, our customers are experiencing wireless service interruptions this morning.
Speaker 1: It's an experience, like you know, Jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 2: Just a thing.
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking of. Have you ever been experienced that
Speaker 3: tripped me out?
Speaker 4: When I realized that was a sample used in passing
Speaker 4: me by by the far side.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of yeah, you know, I was looking
Speaker 3: at uh perverse guitar thing.
Speaker 2: Do you know the song tramp by Uh? I looked
Speaker 2: at that.
Speaker 1: Never mind, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sidebar on this,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know. Some iPhones entered SOS mode,
Speaker 1: which sounds scary, but it just means that you should
Speaker 1: be able to contact emergency services despite the network going down, Right,
Speaker 1: they got to come up with like a better title
Speaker 1: for that option, because when you look down your phones
Speaker 1: in SOS, Yeah, what do you mean people? Yeah, people
Speaker 1: were temporarily unable to contact nine to one one Jesus
Speaker 1: And yeah, so there's immediate speculation it was a solar flare.
Speaker 1: It happened to coincide with a pretty major solar flare,
Speaker 1: but the outage mainly in the US, and the solar
Speaker 1: flare was like a yeah, the the US was on
Speaker 1: the dark side of the Earth at that point, so
Speaker 1: it wouldn't wouldn't have made sense.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Brian the editor, no Carrington event for you, like
Speaker 3: you've been begging for not this time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't wait.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, Brian the editor is gonna tell
Speaker 1: me that this was all like explain all the solar
Speaker 1: flareage right right. Unfortunately, him knowing about solar flares makes
Speaker 1: it so he knows when it's not a solar flare,
Speaker 1: and so well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, our confirmation was like solar flare. He's like, I
Speaker 3: hate to say it, folks, but not this time.
Speaker 1: The Drudge Report had like is still to like at
Speaker 1: this point, has huge headlines like in all red sell
Speaker 1: outage hits AT and T nationwide, Verizon T Mobile affected.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true, Une apparently they said it
Speaker 1: was so Verizon T Mobile were showing down like that
Speaker 1: some of their members were down because they were trying
Speaker 1: to contact AT and T is the official.
Speaker 4: So they're like, they're calling the AT and T homie
Speaker 4: and they're like, yeah, shit's fucked up too, Yeah yeah, wow.
Speaker 1: But the world is ending. Then solar Flare, question Mark,
Speaker 1: then map and all three of the last headlines. When
Speaker 1: you click through it, it goes to like a website
Speaker 1: that's down. So it's really makes you think, oh man,
Speaker 1: it's something leave the world behind is actually happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well, I mean hopefully we don't have to.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm just scared of like what would happen if
Speaker 4: shit like that truly went down? And then like the
Speaker 4: electronics are useless, like at the end of Escape from
Speaker 4: Lay Snake, Blisken turns off the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like, the more I read into it, I was like, so,
Speaker 1: what's the There's got to be one big explanation, right,
Speaker 1: and it seems like it's just people being like, no,
Speaker 1: there's thousands of interconnected jobs and processes that need to.
Speaker 2: Work for any of this shit to work.
Speaker 1: And like people are speculating that it might have been Cisco,
Speaker 1: like a company that forms the backbone of the network.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 3: Quite eever, that's below our pay grade exactly.
Speaker 4: You know, you figure it out, you guys, I'm paying you,
Speaker 4: I'm paying us all, so tell me what the fuck
Speaker 4: is up. But yeah, that's a freaky And again that's
Speaker 4: why you just bring the payphones.
Speaker 3: Back, bring them back.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, Biden impeachment. Cool, this must be
Speaker 1: trending because they finally got his ass, right, Okay.
Speaker 4: We've been talking about I mean we talk about it
Speaker 4: every now and then because obviously we're like it's bullshit.
Speaker 3: Because every time they mentioned something, they kicked it off
Speaker 3: being like, well, we need an impeachment inquiry to find wrongdoing.
Speaker 4: It's like, no, you got to have evidence to then
Speaker 4: justify an impeachment inquiry. And the whole time they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: we got these star witnesses. Everybody kept fucking disappearing. They
Speaker 4: had whistleblowers whatever, bullshit. So now Jim Jordan and James Comer,
Speaker 4: who are the two main characters here who are raw
Speaker 4: rahing this whole thing, They're looking even worse than they
Speaker 4: normally do somehow now that the impeachment probe as well
Speaker 4: and truly just collapsed. Their star witness who they're like,
Speaker 4: wait to hear what this guy has to say is,
Speaker 4: how do you say?
Speaker 3: Fucking liar? And was working with Russian intelligence.
Speaker 4: So basically what happened was an informant quote who claimed
Speaker 4: Biden had pocketed millions of dollars from the Ukrainian oligarch
Speaker 4: was indicted by the Department of Justice for lying to
Speaker 4: the FBI. Since then, Smirnov, who is the person in question,
Speaker 4: has reportedly admitted to law enforcement that top Russian intelligence
Speaker 4: officials were involved in the smear campaign against the sitting president.
Speaker 4: And now Comer and Jordan are like trying to do
Speaker 4: damage control. There's like Republicans even now.
Speaker 3: We're like, these guys are fucking fuck. We knew from
Speaker 3: the a lot of Republicans saying we knew from the
Speaker 3: beginning there was issues with this, but they decided to
Speaker 3: go through with it anyway.
Speaker 1: So one of the most buttoned up scientific process for
Speaker 1: conducting this investigation.
Speaker 4: No, no, And now I'm sure we're going to see
Speaker 4: a series of Jim Jordan freak out videos when people
Speaker 4: ask him and he's.
Speaker 3: Like, wait, it doesn't matter, you know that. In fact,
Speaker 3: it means he's a he's a terrible president. So yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, you missed, you missed on that one.
Speaker 3: But hey, keep trying. Something might come up.
Speaker 1: And we missed a couple of weeks back. But I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring up that they're going to be adding
Speaker 1: a new category to the Academy Awards next year for
Speaker 1: best Casting. No, I like to talk shit about the
Speaker 1: Academy Awards, which categories they should be adding. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like how they should be giving the award five years
Speaker 1: for the movies that came out five years ago, for instance.
Speaker 1: Best casting is something that has come up before as
Speaker 1: a thing that we thought would be interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, shouts to Anajosy, a super producer, always talking
Speaker 3: about prestige.
Speaker 2: Cast, prestige casting.
Speaker 3: Now here we are we have a way to make
Speaker 3: a statue out of it.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: This is an interesting one because like it's kind of
Speaker 1: hard to define like that. So the BAFTAs have had
Speaker 1: it for a few years now and they've given it
Speaker 1: to joker Elvis. West Side story this year was The Holdovers,
Speaker 1: which like don't.
Speaker 2: Seem to Elvis Elvis. I mean, I guess you.
Speaker 1: Get a good performance by somebody who can like fit
Speaker 1: into an iconic role. Like maybe that's what they think
Speaker 1: with Elvis. But yeah, the Tom Hanks one was kind
Speaker 1: of a casting miss.
Speaker 4: I would say, yeah, what that movie's confounding. I mean,
Speaker 4: they they love a bit of baz Larman, don't they
Speaker 4: over there?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah they yeah, no, it looks pretty cool. Wait
Speaker 3: so baft Oh so we're just copying the Baptist.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean this has been something that people have been trying,
Speaker 1: like casting directors, like the casting associations in Hollywood have
Speaker 1: been trying to make happen for a while. And I
Speaker 1: think one of the people in the Academy, like in
Speaker 1: a leadership position in the Academy, is a casting director. Now,
Speaker 1: so they made that probably more likely to happen. But
Speaker 1: I don't know, like the I think I can I
Speaker 1: can think of examples of like greatest casting of all time, right,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like pulp fiction is up there with
Speaker 1: the greatest Jackie Brown is.
Speaker 2: The Godfather, the Godfather.
Speaker 1: Just like in retrospect, it's like, oh yeah, they just
Speaker 1: like put the most famous actors in all the all
Speaker 1: the lead roles, of course, but I mean they weren't
Speaker 1: the most famous actors at the time in every case.
Speaker 1: And yeah, but I'm trying to figure out, like how
Speaker 1: you give this award that makes me appreciate casting, Like
Speaker 1: do you like my pitch? The dream scenario would be
Speaker 1: that you show recreations of the scenes with other actors
Speaker 1: in the roles to show like how badly they would
Speaker 1: have worked if they had cast somebody else, right, like
Speaker 1: Selick playing Indiana Jones for a scene like this is
Speaker 1: who we almost cast and that would have sucked.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 3: Or just seeing like Will Smith in the Matrix, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I have been like I'm like, I don't yeah you
Speaker 3: kind of Keanu just yeah, you're fucking up with like
Speaker 3: the the Arc of History. I think by.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it would be interesting
Speaker 4: to see what that looked like, but it would just
Speaker 4: like bum you out and then you'd be like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: just give him the award.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see Tom Selleck in this fucking
Speaker 3: role at all.
Speaker 1: It's just always Tom Selick. It's like back to the
Speaker 1: Future with Tom Selleck as Doc Brown for sure.
Speaker 3: Brian the Editor Eric Stoltzan back to the future that, Matt, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what in fucking wild.
Speaker 1: They I mean footage they shot for days with their
Speaker 1: results in the Marty McFly roll and and yeah they
Speaker 1: they obviously couldn't do that because it would be mean
Speaker 1: to the people who who were ill cast for the role.
Speaker 4: But right, and then what then you put fucking uh
Speaker 4: Michael J.
Speaker 3: Fox in pulp fiction?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and although he would as Lance, that would have
Speaker 1: been kind of fun.
Speaker 2: No, you don't think.
Speaker 3: I've just seen Trudy the one Ship's.
Speaker 2: True to the one with all the ship in her face. No,
Speaker 2: that's jan that's my wife. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Seeing Michael J. Fox do that nine would be fucking weird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know who else was that? Oh, I mean, uh,
Speaker 3: Jean Claude van Dam as the Predator near Miss. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I mean he was just in the suit, but still
Speaker 3: either way, but it'd be weird.
Speaker 2: It would have.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. So that's coming
Speaker 1: up in twenty twenty five, not this.
Speaker 3: Year's a hold on your butts.
Speaker 1: Hold on you, hold on to your butts, folks, get
Speaker 1: ready to appreciate some casting.
Speaker 2: Let's take a quick break and we will be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and just in the increasing get rid
Speaker 1: of the breaks to you know, cut down on all
Speaker 1: the weight.
Speaker 2: You know what, we don't need.
Speaker 1: We don't need breaks on these indie cars because they
Speaker 1: add weight and we don't care if the drivers down.
Speaker 3: To plow the car down. Yeah, and what is the point.
Speaker 1: Keeping with that approach to capitalism, Duncan is now selling
Speaker 1: caffeinated energy drinks like even so this suggests to me
Speaker 1: that they saw what Panera was doing.
Speaker 2: They saw they were like.
Speaker 1: Look at that fucking publicity that they're getting from these
Speaker 1: lemonades that make people's chest explode.
Speaker 2: So I don't I don't know how high the caffeine
Speaker 2: content is, Okay.
Speaker 4: Banaras were two thirty four two thirty four milligrams in
Speaker 4: the Panera Heart Exploder lemonade, and this one is now
Speaker 4: for I guess a similar serving size. Noting that they
Speaker 4: I guess the daily. They say the best safe quality
Speaker 4: quantity of caffeine for quote, healthy adults is around four
Speaker 4: hundred milligrams a day, about four or five cups of
Speaker 4: coffee a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, four hundred in a sitting. Not good, No, not
Speaker 1: a good idea.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no, But I mean yeah, I
Speaker 4: want it's like one of those things, right because all
Speaker 4: these fast food places like you got to do your
Speaker 4: R and D so like you just you're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 4: they got their thing and like so this had to
Speaker 4: have been months in the making. And they're even like,
Speaker 4: hey man, their lemonade's kind of like causing some weird headlines.
Speaker 4: They're probably like the market research shows people want they
Speaker 4: want to come in.
Speaker 3: Some people don't want fucking coffee with their caffeine. Give
Speaker 3: them peach flavored caffeine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a donut.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's all just it's just I mean again,
Speaker 4: like the way we use caffeine in this country is
Speaker 4: frightening just to.
Speaker 3: Be like it's so we get through the fucking hellscape.
Speaker 2: Man, But it's every yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean now, like just gambling is legal, like just
Speaker 1: they're just trying to strip mine us as a consumer
Speaker 1: population for everything. And I'm not necessarily against you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying like we need to go back to
Speaker 1: making everything illegal like in the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 2: But it is. It's just revealing of.
Speaker 1: Like where where the corporation's head is at right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh, and what's the offer for prize picks right now?
Speaker 1: They're I mean, I like to use prize picks because
Speaker 1: they have insurance. Wet miles with prize picks, it's not
Speaker 1: even a gamble because they offer insurance.
Speaker 4: Just ordered to point that out in case we wanted
Speaker 4: to cut that sin. We bowed a gambler. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm I'm, I mean, one ninety two seems manageable.
Speaker 3: You know that doesn't I don't know. I have no idea. Again,
Speaker 3: I'm not caffeine sensitive. But oh, dude, have you had
Speaker 3: Vietnamese coffee yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had it a mic with you, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, cooka And.
Speaker 2: It was a lot.
Speaker 1: I couldn't I couldn't have too much, it was Yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried. I chose not to drink more than like
Speaker 1: a third of it at once. Yeah, because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to have my day changed, right, And.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want you want to see your kids graduate
Speaker 4: and all that, Yeah, exactly right, and not in the
Speaker 4: life flashing before your eyes sequence I.
Speaker 2: Feel like the I don't know.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know how many people on a day
Speaker 1: to day basis are served Panera versus Dunkin Donuts, But
Speaker 1: I just feel like dunk and this is gonna reach
Speaker 1: a lot more people. So it'd be interesting to see
Speaker 1: just how turned up the city of Boston can get.
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 4: With Duncan, like you know what you're going in there
Speaker 4: for Panera, It's like I think it's like one of
Speaker 4: those things too where I could see someone be like
Speaker 4: I'm here for like a bread bowl soup and saying go,
Speaker 4: and then you're like, whoa charge lemonade? I'll try that,
Speaker 4: not knowing what the fuck is up, and that they've
Speaker 4: been like, we're trying to kill your ass with this thing.
Speaker 4: We're like Duncan. People are like, yo, I'm here for
Speaker 4: the caffeine. I know what my fucking limits are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: That's more less of a change up, less of Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not trying to trick anybody with Panera.
Speaker 3: America runs on Duncan. You know what I mean, they know,
Speaker 3: so you know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: America runs on Duncan, and it now sprints with a
Speaker 1: crazy look in its.
Speaker 4: Eyes, its hands around its ankles, and hey, come back here.
Speaker 1: Uh we we just got a note from the I
Speaker 1: R S, the the ultra rich are Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just got this is just in for the IRS.
Speaker 1: They just reached out to me. We're in close contact
Speaker 1: with them, all right. It was an interview with CNBC,
Speaker 1: but they revealed that US millionaires and billionaires are evading
Speaker 1: more than one hundred and fifty billion dollars a year
Speaker 1: in taxes. So, according to IRS Commissioner Danny Wirfol, the
Speaker 1: problem here is not that America's tax laws are blatantly
Speaker 1: rigged to protect the wealthy, but that the IRS doesn't
Speaker 1: have enough funding to tackle all these complicated and sophisticated returns.
Speaker 1: I mean I think I think probably both of those
Speaker 1: things are true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, but don't make it a money
Speaker 4: bag situation too. I mean, we get it because we've
Speaker 4: seen how you know that like this is such a
Speaker 4: weird like culture warpoint with like the right and Democrats
Speaker 4: or they're like they're.
Speaker 3: Trying to fucking get into your they want to see
Speaker 3: the money you make to cancel you or whatever, which
Speaker 3: is really just like protect our donors wealth. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: just I don't know, why don't you just let like
Speaker 3: the cops handle it and then brutalized billionaires and shit
Speaker 3: who are not paying their their fucking.
Speaker 2: Taxing scam street. Yeah, no, that would definitely happen.
Speaker 1: It's just like the fact that like lack of fund
Speaker 1: against the i r S for years has starved the
Speaker 1: agency of staff, technology, and resources needed to fund audits.
Speaker 1: And like again like this this is I guess this
Speaker 1: is the episode where I'm just.
Speaker 2: Like the worst.
Speaker 1: I'm like, get rid of all this caffeine and let
Speaker 1: the i r S do more audits because I'm sure
Speaker 1: the IRS wouldn't focus on the people who donate to
Speaker 1: you know, donate massive amounts of money to.
Speaker 4: No incentivize it, like let the IRS agents be like, yo,
Speaker 4: you get you get a cut of whatever taxes you
Speaker 4: actually bring in.
Speaker 1: But like the USDA, FDA, all these like parts of
Speaker 1: the government, these governmental organizations that are massively underfunded so
Speaker 1: they can't get in the way of corporations like maximizing profits.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like the I r S is probablyably
Speaker 1: victim to the same shit when it comes to their
Speaker 1: ability to actually tax billionaires. And but this is like,
Speaker 1: you know, taxes are the governmental like that's how they
Speaker 1: stay alive. So the fact that they're not even able
Speaker 1: to operate independently from the wealthiest people in the country
Speaker 1: like suggests that the system is really fucked that they're
Speaker 1: gonna let the wealthiest people in the country get away
Speaker 1: with whatever they want, because this is like what the
Speaker 1: government is supposed to be good at, is getting people
Speaker 1: to pay this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like, like we've said, other countries, they know
Speaker 3: what you're making because the employers are paying their kicking
Speaker 3: the taxes up, so they have an idea of what's owed.
Speaker 3: It's just like just I don't know.
Speaker 4: Again, simplified taxes would be great, but again, our friends
Speaker 4: at Intuit turbo tax have them, like all those those
Speaker 4: tax preparation services have massive efforts to basically be like,
Speaker 4: please keep this shit as complicated as possible as people
Speaker 4: won't fucking come to us. Yeah, that was my favorite
Speaker 4: thing about TurboTax though. It's like, you know, when you're
Speaker 4: doing your own taxes and shit, you could just like
Speaker 4: you just fuck with the numbers to kind of watch
Speaker 4: how much you get background which you owe.
Speaker 2: And yeah, huh huh, what if I like shift this
Speaker 2: scale a little bit to the left. Oh that's a
Speaker 2: higher number.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm gonna get more back than I made this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, submit, But yeah, of course, the people who
Speaker 1: do that and then can't afford a tax attorney are
Speaker 1: the ones who are getting audited and the people who
Speaker 1: are going to tie the irs up in cork for
Speaker 1: the next three generations. All right, And finally, Starbucks is
Speaker 1: releasing a pork latte in China, like literally flavored with
Speaker 1: braised pork, drizzled with pork sauce, topped with you guessed it,
Speaker 1: a piece of pork breast.
Speaker 3: To meat and breast meat.
Speaker 2: You don't think pork havept breast.
Speaker 3: I know, But I mean, like, we're never, We're never Like, yo,
Speaker 3: here's pork breast, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's like a shop it's a tenderloin, it's a pork,
Speaker 4: but it's a pork shoulder, it's a pork belly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And now I'm like, wait, we're are we missing out
Speaker 3: on a whole part of the pig.
Speaker 1: For these porks. These porks don't miss chest day, you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, good to know, good to know.
Speaker 1: But they they noted eating meat means prosperity in the
Speaker 1: coming year, and they want to bring traditional New year
Speaker 1: customs into coffee, which I guess that's true. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is the New Year's tradition in some parts of China.
Speaker 1: But from what I can tell, shoving hunks of salted
Speaker 1: meat into a cup of hot coffee is not.
Speaker 2: It's tradition.
Speaker 4: Well, we're trying to combine these cultural traditions with hyper
Speaker 4: consumer culture and being like.
Speaker 3: How about this.
Speaker 4: I mean it's like it would be like tell and
Speaker 4: like you know, like black people you got to eat
Speaker 4: you know, like a black black eyed peas New Year's
Speaker 4: for good luck, and they're like, oh what about Yeah,
Speaker 4: but now they're being like, oh, you missed your black
Speaker 4: eyed peas, get it in this shake. Or like in
Speaker 4: Japan you're supposed to eat soba noodles before New Year's
Speaker 4: Day for good luck. So then be like, yo, we
Speaker 4: got these blended soba noodle fucking tease that you watch.
Speaker 2: You know, we're almost halfway there, because.
Speaker 3: The way you think of like even when I was
Speaker 3: in Japan, I was like, shit, we gotta get soba,
Speaker 3: because like that's just what you do to make sure
Speaker 3: you get you're right for the New Year, and like
Speaker 3: in a panic sometimes you'll just be like fuck, it
Speaker 3: just gets them at the store and then we'll make
Speaker 3: it up real quick so we can just get it
Speaker 3: done because that's just part of like the superstition or
Speaker 3: tradition or whatever. So it feels like a way of
Speaker 3: just really weaponizing that. Dude, just yeah, just get the pork, lot,
Speaker 3: get the pork. Try it. Try it. It tastes like shit,
Speaker 3: but at least you're getting your pork in.
Speaker 1: Like I like, I guess coffee has a could have
Speaker 1: like a more savory cultural context in China, Like there
Speaker 1: were all those people like wellness, people drinking butter in
Speaker 1: their coffee will improve coffee. So I don't know, but
Speaker 1: it just seems there's something like specifically off about it
Speaker 1: that like makes it feel like the head of Starbucks
Speaker 1: China was like a robot who didn't understand why two
Speaker 1: things people like don't necessarily go together. Right, people are
Speaker 1: eating this and drinking this, why not? You know?
Speaker 2: Keep me saying, So.
Speaker 3: It's a latte, so we're to presume that there's espresso
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: I guess, oh yeah, yeah, I mean it's a coffee drink.
Speaker 2: It's a coffee bever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dongpo braised pork flavor sauce with espresso
Speaker 3: and steamed milk. Yeah, I don't know, man, whatever, just
Speaker 3: just take that, leave me alone. Just just trying to
Speaker 3: get home, Just trying to get home, man.
Speaker 1: And now try our new kunk f itter Pina colada.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like not a thing that should Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: never thought about that. Anyways, let's put that on.
Speaker 3: Let's put that on the menu. Confritter, peenie clotter. I
Speaker 3: just had. It's weird because I just had concorters when
Speaker 3: I was in Florida.
Speaker 1: And conforters can be like sweet, Like you might want
Speaker 1: a sweet sauce with that, So that was a terrible example.
Speaker 2: But I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't have mind sweet. You can have you have comforters.
Speaker 1: Sweet, you could have a sweet sauce or whatever, right right, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: right right right. Anyways, these are some of the things
Speaker 1: that we're trending on this There's.
Speaker 3: The issues we grapple with on the.
Speaker 2: Shoes are the issues we grapple with.
Speaker 1: We do it so you don't have to exactly. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of the show,
Speaker 1: and until then, be kind to each other, be kind
Speaker 1: to yourselves. Yes, get the vaccine. Yes, don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about White's print. And we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And I have a board clot, I have a comett,
Speaker 1: have a cocontte, I don't know which.
Speaker 3: Just have a cobaine.
Speaker 2: Have a combat