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Speaker 2: Okay, what's the song about? Yeah, because we all do music.

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Speaker 2: Have you thought about something with like a back road?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm telling you a story.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I thought I thought you were asking for help.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm saying we were in the studio and we

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Speaker 2: This, okay, And so I'm not. I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: help you, no reason to get mad. All I am

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Speaker 2: trying to do is help.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just said have you thought about It's

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Speaker 1: almost like you should have said, did you think about this? Okay,

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Speaker 1: in which case I would have said, no, what we did. Finally,

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Speaker 1: and because they're all going like, well, we love you know,

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Speaker 1: we love music. Why can't we come up with anything

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Speaker 1: to do music about? And then it just, like a

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Speaker 1: what if it's a song about music? About how powerful

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Speaker 2: But it is, But it is music.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I said. Right after I said the idea, I.

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Speaker 2: Went here's my question. Here's the thing the issue I

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Speaker 1: Well, it's what you're saying about music and the areas

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I am using it to travel to

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Speaker 1: Are you using it to travel through time to some

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and sense tied to memory other than sense. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's is music.

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Speaker 1: So uh so we just start going in and so

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Speaker 1: it's like we go like, yeah, can we hear this

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Speaker 2: It's just flug.

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Speaker 1: We're going remember that one song we used to sing, man,

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Speaker 2: And now this songs for you and me. Wow, and

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Speaker 1: And the danger and the danger is too specific.

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Speaker 2: Well, it hard to do other music after this.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, and that was kind of the idea

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Speaker 2: Because you could always just listen to this song which

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Speaker 1: It's the last song. Don't need for songs, the songs.

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Speaker 2: This is the song.

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Speaker 2: Hey, look at the Hollywood Handbook and Insider's guy to

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Speaker 2: we sit Kevin down, Chef Kevin.

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Speaker 1: And we say, explain this, explain what does this mean?

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Speaker 2: Too cheap, refuses to get a new graph.

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Speaker 2: So what we do We say, Okay, let's look at

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Speaker 2: So it's these guys, it's Hello from the Magic Tavern.

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Speaker 2: Confusing to say it is like the name of the show,

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Speaker 2: So you're tricking people into just by saying the name

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Speaker 1: They're starting the show.

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Speaker 2: They're starting it, and let's work for you, I guess.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just sort of welcoming people into the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: It's it's Arnie. It's Arnie. Yeah, Arby's, it's Arnie.

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Speaker 3: for Arby's.

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Speaker 1: We have the meats.

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Speaker 5: Remember we did talk when we started the show about

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Speaker 5: show as much as possible. Okay, so that was a

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Speaker 2: Pat Matt, thank you, It's okay, this is already Pat

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Speaker 1: Character, so it's better to be Matt for you. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Graff and she is just like the sweetest, kindest, like

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Speaker 3: It's one of my favorites.

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Speaker 2: Thinking okay, oh this is I want to say paddle.

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Speaker 3: That's close enough.

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Speaker 3: I was never in Ship's Creek? Is that what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I was talking about the movie Without a Paddle, which

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Speaker 1: You sort of like to do it from mean creek.

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Speaker 1: And you will get thrown off a boat. You keep

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Speaker 3: Are okay?

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Speaker 2: I don't think he knew are you married?

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Speaker 2: It's twenty eighteen, and these things are taking all these

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Speaker 1: You have to be a husband and wife, right, Oh

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of lawbooks

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Speaker 1: Are yeah, freaking it's Pat.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's just you know that was another time and

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Speaker 1: Well because now you're allowed to just ask right now,

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Speaker 1: you could just go like right, you just I mean,

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Speaker 1: here's here's it's Pat today. It's like, hi, guys, I'm

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Speaker 5: And you just go yeah, yeah, I just I just

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Speaker 2: Hard, hard to stretch out, save them? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is this gonna be weird that I've hung out

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Speaker 2: Like a big car lead of way. Yeah, shwack it.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well, I want to I want to apologize

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we want some of your listeners.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we want your listeners to check out our show,

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Speaker 1: prefer it, and then listen to us, and then they

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Speaker 3: I don't want to swing I don't want to swing

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Speaker 3: dick numbers around, But can we get like, what's your

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Speaker 1: Base base actually base does make sense to me because

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Speaker 2: Uh, bass is sort of the root word of that.

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Speaker 2: Muh can you expand on that a little bit? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely. So when somebody is a basic bitch, they come

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we want in on this whole D and D

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Speaker 1: You're doing D and D.

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Speaker 1: We're starting now, so we're just this is just sort

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Speaker 1: We're doing D and D shit now, fucking powers yes,

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Speaker 2: Lit offensive to our half Palestinians friend here.

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Speaker 4: Wow, well, look I didn't say anything when you said

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Speaker 2: Then and then everyone else to act that.

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Speaker 3: Oh well that's a fucking shit handbag, didn't you guys?

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Speaker 3: I heard rumor through Colin an earwolf that you guys

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Speaker 1: Well we have no evidence that it works, So you know,

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Speaker 5: And this is the first episode this show's end. This

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Speaker 1: This is Dice Guy's finish because we're doing it now.

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Speaker 2: I agree to reach Hollywood Handbook.

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Speaker 1: You're retiring your show. If you want, you could be

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Speaker 1: a guest on our show. Well, our show's gone. This

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Speaker 1: is the news you have, Hollywood Handbook. Honestly, please yes,

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Speaker 1: do it?

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Speaker 2: Finally do what is it? Fine?

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Speaker 3: Start?

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Speaker 2: Start the music, Kevin, This is well, no, no, let's play.

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Speaker 2: We have to do the magic music. Find some magic music.

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Speaker 2: They they can give you one.

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Speaker 4: Piece of advice, the secret to our successes with Dice Guys.

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Speaker 4: Finish finished last, Yeah, make the first thing you say

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Speaker 2: Okay, hello Dice guys.

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Speaker 1: Well, this guy was gonna do Hollywood Book at me.

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Speaker 1: And since I don't know what our show is, I'm

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Speaker 1: curious to hear him do it.

446
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 2: Oh okay with the theme and.

447
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 1: The theme, because I this might help me get wrap

448
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 1: my head around our show.

449
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,399
Speaker 2: I could listen to that.

450
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:20,959
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh sorry, welcome to the show.

451
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 2: Enjoy the seamless production.

452
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,879
Speaker 5: Nice Kevin, chef, Kevin. Let's get this right this time.

453
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 5: So it's uh, it's me, it's Steven Spielberg, it's Samantha.

454
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Speaker 3: From Bewitched, and we're all which one wasn't there too?

455
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Speaker 5: No, there was two. Darren's only one Samantha, and we're

456
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 5: driving down the one on one and we're thinking about

457
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 5: where are we gonna eat and we can't decide where

458
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Speaker 5: we're gonna eat. So I'm just like, Samantha, where do

459
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 5: you want to eat? And she's just doing the thing

460
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 5: with her nose, and I'm like, that's not helping. Magic

461
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,439
Speaker 5: isn't gonna help us here. Just just get us to

462
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,479
Speaker 5: a place where we can have some fucking sushi. Some

463
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 5: fucking sushi.

464
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Speaker 3: The callown Sush me up. I'm the third host.

465
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Speaker 2: We should have done. We should have done Steven Spielberg

466
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 2: at some point that would be is a very famous

467
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 2: Hollywood guy. That's true.

468
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: And what I will say too, is like even trying

469
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 1: to do our show, you couldn't resist having imagined because

470
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: you're such a door and there's so much D and

471
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: D in your bones.

472
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 5: I don't think that's fair. I mean, I am sitting

473
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 5: here rolling to die. Yeah, I can't help.

474
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 2: You kind of like flipping it between your fingers. Yeah,

475
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,360
Speaker 2: like two face.

476
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Speaker 4: Pat, Why don't you do this from a place of strength?

477
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Speaker 4: Why don't you do an opening to Hollywood Handbook as

478
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 4: you said.

479
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 2: Or great cross promo?

480
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,360
Speaker 5: Okay, that was the worst pimp I've ever seen.

481
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Speaker 1: I'll listen to that.

482
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Speaker 3: Honestly, brace yourselves because you're about to skyrocket.

483
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Speaker 8: So it's me an Orc and seven Dwarves, these seven dwarves,

484
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 8: oh famous ones. Oh yeah, baby Spice, and we are

485
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 8: all in a wagon headed down the King's Road and

486
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 8: went sighting where we want to eat? And I think

487
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 8: to mineself, oh, should.

488
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Speaker 5: We just get some soush?

489
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 3: I want some sush that I'm the third host, This

490
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 3: little pigy's going home?

491
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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yeah, okay, that's who you are, is there? Okay,

492
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 1: it's better than what we do, but it's still not good.

493
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Speaker 2: I agree one hundred percent.

494
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Speaker 1: So I'm technically not owned to do a show better

495
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,880
Speaker 1: than mine is a pretty low bar to set if

496
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Speaker 1: you started, if you turned my show into a good show. Okay,

497
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Speaker 1: I gotta sit down.

498
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Speaker 3: Speaking of sitting down, do you guys, I need to

499
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 3: face Mecca and pray? Do you guys have an area

500
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 3: in the studio where I could put down my rug

501
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Speaker 3: and pray?

502
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Speaker 2: So this is like a calling thing. One is an

503
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Speaker 2: Anglican and very strict about it.

504
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: Colin has started something he calls the War on rugs.

505
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so he sings his prayer. God is the Queen?

506
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: Uh and yeah, like he he does not allow any

507
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 2: other kind of prayer in the studio or in la.

508
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Speaker 5: Are we gonna let that hold us back?

509
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: Though?

510
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 5: Are we gonna just live by his rules?

511
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Speaker 2: Are you gonna live by his rules?

512
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 1: Oh? I guess I thought I was. No.

513
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was kind of my whole thing

514
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 2: was just following the rules. Yeah?

515
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you guys are Hollywood handbook. You

516
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 5: guys are dice Guy's finished.

517
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Speaker 1: Last.

518
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Speaker 3: Thank you?

519
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: Right? Thank you? Yes, that's catching up.

520
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 3: Throw your weight around a little bit. You know when

521
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 3: when producers and family and friends, you know, told Drew

522
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 3: Hill not to sing a song about lingerie? Did they

523
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Speaker 3: did they pack it up?

524
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Speaker 1: What we're mind me? I don't song song that was

525
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: just Cisco though, right.

526
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Speaker 3: Well, I guess they didn't do it. I guess he

527
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Speaker 3: waited till he had a solo protest.

528
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually did say no, So your point is

529
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 2: not reinforcing your argument.

530
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 3: When friends and family told Doula Hill not to do psych,

531
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 3: did he family friends and family?

532
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? I went family.

533
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, is.

534
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 3: My accent getting in the way?

535
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 2: Fragile und friend.

536
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 5: Hand me the remote. I'm just gonna put up the

537
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 5: screen and make a little more room in here, and

538
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 5: you can go pray over there and where the screen

539
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:34,719
Speaker 5: went up.

540
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Speaker 3: Thank you.

541
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Speaker 2: Pack Wait, so the screen there's a whole other room

542
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 2: over it created another room. There's just another room behind

543
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Speaker 2: the screen. You guys always leave the screen down.

544
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, the screen has always been down when

545
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: we were here. This place is huge and this is

546
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: sort of like your show. Oh I'm seeing all this

547
00:25:55,359 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: crazy stuff. Oh there's more going on, not just in

548
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Speaker 1: a studio.

549
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 2: It's a great way to get into this and like, oh,

550
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 2: it's like Khalisi's in there.

551
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: Oh god.

552
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, but guys, be careful, know the power of this

553
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 4: is okay that whatever you say that you see in

554
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 4: this room, you're gonna see in every episode of Dice

555
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 4: Guy's Finished Life.

556
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,959
Speaker 2: You have to commit to it forever, even though you

557
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 2: get so tired of it.

558
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah yes, and you.

559
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 2: Try to like move on to other stuff and the

560
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 2: fans are like, no, we like that old bang.

561
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

562
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 1: Probably on any one given day, one of you is

563
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: going like, well, remember this.

564
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 7: Thing, and the other one's going like, just forkin stop.

565
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, just let's just go buy it.

566
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: But remember we said.

567
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 7: The Thing's like, yeah, I know we said the thing,

568
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 7: but can we just fucking do it? Yeah, that makes sense.

569
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 2: But for money, we will do anything that's true, So

570
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: we're willing to take it.

571
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 3: That's true.

572
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 1: So Khalisi's in there, Slimer.

573
00:26:55,280 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 2: The Iron Giant, Goro Goro, Freddy, Sorry, we're done playing.

574
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 3: Were you guys talking about Ready Player one?

575
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 2: Well, that could be really interesting if this were like

576
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 2: we're not talking about that, but if it's like a

577
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 2: world where you can play any games, okay, m and

578
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 2: all your favorite characters are there.

579
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: And let's pop out a minute just to remind you

580
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: of some of the twelve rules to live by clean

581
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: your room? Could you clean your room? Tidy up, make

582
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 1: your bed? Okay?

583
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 3: Are those all different rules or is that one continually?

584
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: All did the same just one, just one, which is

585
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: forgot's say, clean your room, young man.

586
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 3: Can I ask you, Sean, how you meet Stuffy?

587
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: Well? I was a ball boy at the Volvo Open,

588
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: and uh she drilled one into the net, kind of

589
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: just toying with her opponent at the time, who was

590
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: Jennifer Capriati. Just a kid really, and uh so I

591
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 1: came sprinting across net like just to grab the ball

592
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: and get out of the way and get into my

593
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Speaker 1: crouch on the other side by the pole.

594
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 2: But you kind of linger.

595
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I sort of decided as I'm doing it,

596
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: I kind of catch her eye and then I'm just

597
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: doing this sort of like tiger prowl, just like easy

598
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: in this sort of live low movement across to get

599
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: the ball.

600
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 3: Was she into that? Because I think at some point

601
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 3: she got stabbed in the back by someone doing it

602
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 3: similar that. Oh was it?

603
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, the same person would be careful what you say,

604
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 2: because now it's always her.

605
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 3: You've said that, and now they've both been stabbed forever.

606
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 2: The guy tried to get Steffy but she's too fast.

607
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 3: I'm not crazy. Then George Harrison got stabbed, right.

608
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 2: Is he a tennis guy?

609
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: He got sick, So a fan didn't break into George

610
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 3: George Harrison's mans.

611
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 5: It helped stab him. It would helped me a lot.

612
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 5: If you guys slowed down a little bit because I'm

613
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 5: trying to put all this in your new wiki.

614
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: That would be huge. People stopped updating ours.

615
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I started a dice. Guys finished last wiki.

616
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,719
Speaker 1: And then what you might do on most of your

617
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: role shows is a wiki wiki wild And I don't

618
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: know why because that's a.

619
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 5: Sound you heard.

620
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 4: Yes, I have noticed the activity on your wiki has

621
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 4: slowed down.

622
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

623
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 4: Recent episodes have just been like they did another one.

624
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true.

625
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 2: Maybe the title makes its way on there. Maybe it

626
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 2: does it. They'll batch posts nine or ten episodes. It

627
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 2: was the title.

628
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: Whoever was doing it is not doing well. And I

629
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: guess we could have assumed that from the fact that

630
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Speaker 1: they started a wiki of our show that it wasn't

631
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Speaker 1: going to end well.

632
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 3: For that you have one person doing We have like

633
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 3: a legion of fans who all kind of Cross Network

634
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 3: and they have what's the disc They have like a

635
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 3: discord all that kind of jazz. So it's like a

636
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 3: it's like a real army, a real hello from Magic

637
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 3: Tavern army kind of tackling this this project.

638
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then behind the screen, I'm seeing Legion, that guy,

639
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: Legion from the snow Legion.

640
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 2: This is what we want. This is why you have

641
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 2: all these fans.

642
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 3: And Stevens listens to the show of course.

643
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: Uh, well, because he can imagine that he's in this

644
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 2: like magical world with all his favorite characters.

645
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 3: We got brought into Beauty when he did the live

646
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 3: action Beauty and the Beast. He needed some help getting

647
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 3: into his role, and I was brought in to work

648
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 3: with him and kind of coach him through that process.

649
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 3: How do you spell paddle?

650
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 5: How do you spell paddle?

651
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 3: Excuse me?

652
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 5: How do you spell paddle?

653
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: What?

654
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 3: In Sanskrit?

655
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 5: I'm updating the fucking wiki?

656
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 3: P A D D L A.

657
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 5: Sorry, go ahead.

658
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: So back there in this magical world, it is like

659
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 2: Bonkers d Bobcat.

660
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: Bunker, Jared totally nuts.

661
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 2: And who's another guy that's.

662
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: In there, Dark Dunk.

663
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Frozen Snowman guys are leaning.

664
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 5: Heavy on Disney here.

665
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about the Yeah, well maybe the Snowman Killer

666
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: could be in there.

667
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 3: Get a little Joe Nezbo in there.

668
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, completely insane.

669
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 2: And so then you roll the dice and then what

670
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: is like what happens? You just make up whatever?

671
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 3: We metaphorically roll the dice in terms of, you know,

672
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Speaker 3: every time we do an episode, we're not sure what's

673
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Speaker 3: going to come out because we're so we're so beneath

674
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 3: the layers of every time we go in the studio,

675
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: we're more or less rolling the dice.

676
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Speaker 5: And if you get a seven, you lose everything.

677
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Speaker 2: Okay, Uh so what is like what this gets you

678
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 2: the most? When the checks show up every week? Which

679
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 2: episodes uh give you like the biggest number? What kind

680
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: of thing is it was really good to do?

681
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: Well?

682
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Speaker 3: When we have direct deposit, we'd never fuck around with paper.

683
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh, that is not a good idea. If you are

684
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: getting paid through this company, you do want to have

685
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: a paper and you do want to compare it against

686
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: what your agreement was and make sure that the numbers

687
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: line up, and trust me, they don't.

688
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 2: Well, you can get like an email confirmation and whether

689
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,239
Speaker 2: the check was a positive, Well, it turns out they

690
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: can just type that out.

691
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess what makes what makes the needle move

692
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Speaker 3: for us? What the sort of what makes the is

693
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Speaker 3: If we have like a fantasy author on, like we

694
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Speaker 3: had Patrick Rothfis, who of course wrote Name of the

695
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 3: Wind that's in production within the Manuel Miranda, if we

696
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 3: have one of the mackelbroy brothers on. Those guys are golden.

697
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 3: So I think those helped kind of.

698
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Speaker 5: Should we be playing the thrift shop? Should we have

699
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 5: been playing the Hollywood hand bock theme under that?

700
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: Oh, with the names of these really famous guys.

701
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 5: I know they weren't that famous.

702
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: Go ahead, what happened to our magic song?

703
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: What do you you got a? You get a Joe

704
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: Abercrombi on there?

705
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 3: I don't know who that is.

706
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: You don't know?

707
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: Oh?

708
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 3: Oh the Blade Itself?

709
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

710
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 3: Trilogy? Okay, he looked up on as well.

711
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: It's the first, the first law trilogy.

712
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: The Blade Itself is just the first book.

713
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 3: I was thinking, because we were talking about Joan, what

714
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 3: do you guys know about fantasy? What is like Brandon Sanderson, Like,

715
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 3: what do you guys know?

716
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: I know about the Elf? Yeah, I know about the

717
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 2: magic wand I saw bright I oh here.

718
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 3: I think that's your problem.

719
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 4: If you're going into fantasy, don't just automatically watch whatever

720
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 4: the thing that most recently came out is.

721
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, and I don't and I know about the Cowboy,

722
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: and and I know that he's fighting the aliens.

723
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: So we do go back to some of this older stuff.

724
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: Some of these originals that kind of divine the genre

725
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: initially where and it seemed like that glove he has

726
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: has some kind of power and shooting, so.

727
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 4: So you trying to get in dungeons and dragons. So

728
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 4: you're just watching a lot of stuff that has and

729
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 4: in the middle of.

730
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 2: It, well, the Cowboy, I believe that movie is called Cowboys.

731
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: We are watching movies that have versus.

732
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 6: In its Jason Egs versus sever Steple versus Larry Flynn,

733
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,720
Speaker 6: war versus Peace.

734
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, Steve. Just to help set the mood, can we

735
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 3: get like a fireplace crackle or something alien verse?

736
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Speaker 5: Brenn?

737
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, do that? Do the magic music? And the fireplace

738
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: crackle is already too much work. I do not know

739
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 2: how you guys do this every week, but magic music

740
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 2: put that on? Yes?

741
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 3: Is this one of the healing stations in Zelda Okay,

742
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 3: I guess we could go with that.

743
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 2: Zelda, the little elf guy is running around and he's

744
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 2: hurt from fighting the warthog.

745
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe like Timon and Poomba are beating him up.

746
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 4: If you're going to do a D and D podcast,

747
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 4: it would make a lot of sense to set it

748
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 4: in the healing station so that your health will always

749
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 4: be at maximum no matter what happens to you.

750
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 2: Okay, and everyone listening, we can say that it is

751
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 2: curing their illness as well. Yeah, that would be huge.

752
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: That listening makes you feel actually physically okay, yeah, but.

753
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 4: That the healing pro you have to listen like, it

754
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,919
Speaker 4: doesn't happen immediately, you have to listen all the way through,

755
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 4: or at least.

756
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: Can I can I give a note?

757
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 7: Though?

758
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: Sure if we attract would you?

759
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: I think what you're suggesting is kind of a smart

760
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: idea because sick people are so often looking for something, anything,

761
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: to be an answer that we want to court this

762
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: very sick audience. And I like that idea, But you

763
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: don't get to keep that audience for a very.

764
00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 9: Long you know, you have to constantly refresh it, and

765
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 9: they might start talking to each other going like hey,

766
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 9: a lot of my sick friends that thought this podcast

767
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 9: was helping them are actually not getting any better, and

768
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 9: then you lose all the sickos.

769
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 5: But if you really get in on the base of

770
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 5: the hospital awards, yeah, where people are dying.

771
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 2: Infiltrate the hospital, pretend to be sick, Yeah, pretend to

772
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: get better from a podcast.

773
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, Steve, did I say to stop that fucking music?

774
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: And what? I also think it might be good though,

775
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of podcasts do go after

776
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: this the mentally unwell people who are out there that

777
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: seems to be a huge audience who can't tell if

778
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: they're getting better or not they are I think the

779
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: podcast is making them better, when in fact it just

780
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: is happening. So I think we maybe don't want to

781
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: say that we're in a healing station. We want to

782
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: say we're in like a therapist's office.

783
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 2: Can I say something I noticed I was very impressed

784
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 2: by and will take with me that the way you

785
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 2: told Chef Kevin to with the music back on, he

786
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 2: didn't do what he would normally do is use out

787
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 2: his opportunity to get himself onto the show and be like,

788
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 2: hang on, Chef Kevin here really sorry about music. We'll

789
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: never do that again, just like make up some like

790
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: he screws up on purpose just to force himself onto

791
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: the show.

792
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 5: Plus the power move of calling him Steve.

793
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that was really what works. Yes.

794
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 3: Uh, do we have any therapist office music?

795
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

796
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: Can we get something?

797
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 5: It might be the same music, honestly.

798
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 3: Right, maybe a little more cold or sterile. Do you

799
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 3: guys have any musicians that can make like a bespoke.

800
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: Please don't for the music. Well, Kevin searches for the

801
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: right music and we just keep.

802
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. Nice, and it's like slippy toad or whatever.

803
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 2: As a therapist in this magic world, he's.

804
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: Got like a sort of a Hugh Hefner vibe.

805
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 5: Oh US magazine now.

806
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 3: Isn't a US magazine.

807
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 4: This is good because this is what you would imagine

808
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 4: music plays in a therapist's office if you've never been

809
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 4: in therapy.

810
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: And so now like, uh, some freak leaves the office

811
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: crying and they go outside, and then you put down

812
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: your magazine and they go like, come on in, so,

813
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: uh what seems to be bothering you?

814
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 3: Mighty night, I've slain all my opponents. I have no

815
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 3: more opponents to slay.

816
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: Well, we talked last week about uh, you know how

817
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 1: maybe when you're out slaying the opponents, you're really uh

818
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: slaying yourself.

819
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 3: I guess my dad never really love me.

820
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: Uh hang on one second, make sure to yeah, yeah, sorry,

821
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 1: Piggy Night. One second, please make sure to use this

822
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: one specific luggage company for all your travel needs. Are

823
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: you traveling soon to where the night's realm is, then

824
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: make sure you use this luggage company.

825
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 2: That our babies see you later.

826
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: So anyway, we were doing therapy. Uh, what do you

827
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 1: ever when you fucked? Are you thinking about your aunt

828
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 1: or anything weird like that?

829
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 3: Well, I do fucking mud just because I am a

830
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 3: Piggy Knight, and uh I feel like, you know, my

831
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 3: aunt does sleep in mud. So there is a connotation

832
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 3: that can't there's connective tissue that can't help.

833
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: But seep in and pigs to me, they look alike.

834
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 2: Is that okay to say? Is that also for the

835
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: nerds that you could be pig mud from Pigma Dangar,

836
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 2: original member of the Starbox Team. Oh and it could

837
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 2: he was offered a purse from Andross to betray the

838
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 2: original star Starbucks Force.

839
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay. So that'll be you'll be him. And

840
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 1: then if we want to do pig Pen who used

841
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: to run around with the gravel dead.

842
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be like your neighbor.

843
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, So anyway, have you tried meditating?

844
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 3: Uh? Nowhere, I've never I've never tried that, though, don't.

845
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: It's fake. You're just looking at nothing. It's a total

846
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: waste of time.

847
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 3: Can I ask you something? No, they said, fair enough?

848
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 2: Is that the Is that the show? Kind of?

849
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 3: I mean I've listened to that, although I will say, Sean,

850
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 3: that was really good in terms of when you are

851
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 3: improvising and acting. If somebody has an idea and you

852
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 3: have a better one, or like you don't want to deal,

853
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 3: you just say no.

854
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 8: Yeah.

855
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 2: We have found that to be very useful.

856
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: Super effective here when people try to sort of take

857
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: us down an avenue, we just rigidly hold on.

858
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: We have stuff we want to do.

859
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: Yes, we had a half idea this morning and we

860
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: are clinging to it. Please do not discover something on

861
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: our show.

862
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 3: Speaking of we have your agenda here says Okay, we've

863
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 3: been here and I think in the next five minutes

864
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 3: were supposed to talk about board games. Yeah, any of

865
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 3: our tie in products. Can we promote some of our

866
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,760
Speaker 3: tie in products?

867
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be good for us.

868
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 3: Okay, good. We have a we have a new game

869
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 3: coming out. It's a card game called Cat or Doctor,

870
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 3: which is based on a popular game inside the podcast.

871
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: Wow.

872
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 3: Fuck, have you guys thought about doing something like that?

873
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: Is there like a I feel like I done anything?

874
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like, there's a fucking game inside the

875
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: show that's becoming a game you can buy. I have

876
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: done nothing. We've been making these fucking shit for you.

877
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: We get we get like two T shirts, Thank you

878
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 2: so much.

879
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 3: What do the T shirts say?

880
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 2: They say like Hollywood hambo.

881
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 3: It seems a little on the nose.

882
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you sell the notebooks like your logo?

883
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 2: You want to hear something really pathetic? Is our merch people,

884
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 2: uh Gate have wrapped presents waiting outside for us. Why

885
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 2: don't we open them now? On the show? Did you

886
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 2: see this?

887
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:10,919
Speaker 1: No?

888
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 4: It was Marissa right, that's crazy, So you actually go

889
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 4: out of the room on our podcast, we just pretend

890
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 4: to go out of the room.

891
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: Are they supposed to be open now?

892
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 2: No?

893
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes? Okay?

894
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 2: And the merch people were like, you know, once you

895
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 2: guys and Chef Kevin are all together. You can open

896
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 2: these these presents and like, I think you're going to

897
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 2: be pretty excited about it, and I and I am.

898
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: That's how that is sad, Yeah, that I am like,

899
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,280
Speaker 1: oh wow, I'm so excited.

900
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 3: Something cool. There's only one piece of paper on top,

901
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 3: but they're rustling it continuously to see.

902
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 2: There is more involved. Okay, so this is pretty good.

903
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: It's an apron with uh Chef Kevin's.

904
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: Face and it says, hey, guys, Chef Kevin here. Wow,

905
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: and we all get to wear this apron now when

906
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: we're cooking in the kitchen, making our blue apron.

907
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 3: Oh do they sponsor you?

908
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: They did?

909
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 3: Have you thought about, like Pat was saying, maybe partnering

910
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,959
Speaker 3: with like mead composition books, like, because that's a very

911
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 3: you guys have that logo, right, the mead we just had.

912
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 3: What they have for us is a pile of fabric,

913
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 3: loose fabric like Joanne's fabric. Yeah that they just got

914
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 3: like a big bolt of like T shirt e fabric. Uh,

915
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 3: and so that can be converted into different things. But

916
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 3: a notebook of that, yeah, I guess we could do it.

917
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 2: Every page is like the texture of a T shirt.

918
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 2: We can, we can, we can look into that. But yeah,

919
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 2: I'm very excited about this merge.

920
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and this is my favor part about Guess podcast

921
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 5: is the swag. So thank you guys for giving us

922
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 5: these these aprons.

923
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 2: No, you're supposed to be ours. I was so excited.

924
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 2: You know, there were three bags.

925
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: Give me another one, and I can't, oh buy it.

926
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: I just couldn't look at myself if I bought it.

927
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 3: Do you promise you'll use them?

928
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: I'll use them. Yeah. I've been making a lot of eggs.

929
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 2: Lately. I'm cooking eggs.

930
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: So we talked a poach. We talking scrambies. What are

931
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 3: we talking?

932
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: What I do is like, there's not much of a

933
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: method to it. I just freaking smash the eggs.

934
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 5: Smashed eggs. Okay, wiki's updated.

935
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 3: That's good.

936
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: That'll be some kind of merge. That could be a game.

937
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 3: Oh, smash the egg Yeah, gamify that. You guys just

938
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 3: gotta capitalize on your brand.

939
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: Just sell people by with eggs inside it and the

940
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: little mallet. Now you're listening, fucking what the fuck are

941
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: we doing?

942
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 3: So?

943
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: Uh, we're popular now? Dice Guy's finished. Last, I guess

944
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: we should close up with another rule. Yeah, so the

945
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: rule never be ashamed of your whiteness. I mean, is

946
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 1: that one of the rules anymore? Yeah?

947
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 2: One his parents aren't the boss of you. One is

948
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 2: nothing you do can ever be wrong?

949
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: Ah yes, yeah, uh yes, don't question yourself in any way. Yeah,

950
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: or try to gain any perspective. And I said clean

951
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: your room right and keep your shoulders back.

952
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,720
Speaker 5: Six of the twelve rules perfect.

953
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 2: What what time is it in the show? Uh, let's

954
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 2: play the song, Let me play the song? Say has

955
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: his own thing he wants to do. Wait, you didn't say, hey, guys,

956
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 2: chef Kevin here, the one time when we can actually

957
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 2: be profiting off it? You didn't say at that time.

958
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 2: Now you have to say it every time you say this,

959
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 2: stop I say something. Well, yeah, and now yeah we

960
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 2: can actually we've been like you've been doing it for

961
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: no return for us for years. Now we have something

962
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: that says it that people can buy.

963
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, chef Kevin here, how long?

964
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 2: How long? Forty five minutes?

965
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 3: Wow?

966
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: Okay? And then with our with our seven internal ads

967
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 1: for other ear Wolf shows to pad that out, we're

968
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 1: gonna be about an hour.

969
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, what what are we all going to do

970
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 2: with that Chicago show? Uh? I have we promoted that

971
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: it's sold out?

972
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're doing the Onion Festival.

973
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: Or to get to that. I have tickets for that

974
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,240
Speaker 3: show for you. Guess.

975
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: Oh cool that owns that kicks ass man. Well we

976
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 1: licked my boots.

977
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a w head head.

978
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: Oh damn, that feels good.

979
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 4: See it's a dynamic journey through this episode. At the beginning,

980
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 4: adle is on top. You know, tickets to your show.

981
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 1: I want you to have my wife. Oh it would

982
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: be an honor for someone with taste like yours to

983
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: shwack a big line of the fucking nasty powder.

984
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 3: Are you talking to Paddle to Chunk to Piggy Night?

985
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: I guess Piggy Night?

986
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 2: If I have to pick, that could be a show

987
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 2: where you are going around offering your wife up. And

988
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,959
Speaker 2: it could be called take my Wife, Yes, thank you.

989
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 3: Could also be called we have the meats cute? Oh

990
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 3: take my wife? Please? P l e A s. Please

991
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 3: take my wife?

992
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So and Matt, you're just not gonna do one?

993
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,439
Speaker 5: No, I don't got I got nothing, Matt.

994
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: I would love to hear one from you.

995
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 5: Sure it could be called.

996
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 2: What else did we talk about that we can call back?

997
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 9: Oh?

998
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 2: I know this is a perfect Airwolf one. Take my wife.

999
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 2: Please ask.

1000
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:45,439
Speaker 1: Boris Bora, everyone to Bora.

1001
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 2: Bora spy.

1002
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: I'm a horny girl wolf.

1003
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 5: This has been an Earwolf production executive produced by Scott Ackerman,

1004
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 5: Collin Anderson, and Chris Bannon.

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00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 1: For more information and content, visit earwolf dot com.

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Speaker 2: Ow m HM