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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Firm Presents fifteen minute warning show. Oh Hiday, Look who's here?

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Speaker 1: Hey Elvis? Yes? Can I give you a warning? I

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Speaker 1: think your dog is giving as well. Ahead, so you're

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Speaker 1: going to be in here on Wednesday? Correct? Yes, when

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Speaker 1: you touch the board, the buttons might be slightly sticky.

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Speaker 1: Why series eating ribs for the last thirty minutes and

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Speaker 1: he's been licking his fingers. Scary. I need for you

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Speaker 1: to totally totally white down that board with some sort

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Speaker 1: of alcohol based as we are done here to Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'll start doing it now. We're on the air, so

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Speaker 1: I gotta be here. I will actusting take care of business.

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Speaker 1: Licking your fingers and you're touching my board. That's my board,

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Speaker 1: you know that that's mine. I know it's yours. This

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Speaker 1: is it's on borrow, it's on loan. I know. But

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Speaker 1: now just get your sticky ass fingers all over it.

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Speaker 1: Clean that shut up. We have a toothpick. It's not

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Speaker 1: a good idea to clean it now, like wait till

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Speaker 1: the show's over officially. That is like my big pet

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Speaker 1: peeve watching people eat ribs or wings and licked their

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Speaker 1: fingers that's no neat way to do it, though, I

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Speaker 1: don't care. Don't their fingers as long as they wiped

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Speaker 1: their hand before they touched. I will say one thing,

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Speaker 1: you guys didn't see. I came in with a wet napkin,

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Speaker 1: so in between I was actually wiping that. That only

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Speaker 1: gives so much, Okay. My favorite thing is when COVID

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Speaker 1: first hit. Actually someone called it and said that that

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Speaker 1: night before their mother served like finger foods, and it's like,

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Speaker 1: we didn't want to eat out of our fingers, and

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Speaker 1: now now we're told slabs again. We don't care. Now

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Speaker 1: it's like we're getting the VID and putting it on

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Speaker 1: and puts his dirty ass fingers in his mouth. Every

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Speaker 1: swear your fader, button and frog. It's very common to

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Speaker 1: like when you're driving down the road and you see

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Speaker 1: an accident or a police officer, you got two hands

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Speaker 1: on the wheel, you turn the radio down and you

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Speaker 1: drive the speed limit. But then as you get ten

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Speaker 1: down the road, you're back to all radio's up, one

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Speaker 1: hand on the wheel and your hall and ask again.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what we did with COVID. At first, we

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Speaker 1: were all careful. Nobody wanted to do anything and like,

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Speaker 1: now Scary, it's like I just cramming ribs in and

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Speaker 1: touch the border. Let me just leking my fingers and

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Speaker 1: leave myselfive all over the board so Elvis can touch.

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Speaker 1: At Wednesday, Witnesses, I haven't even said hid everyone. There's

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Speaker 1: Froggy and there's Scary cleaning the board. There's Danielle birthday girl, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: and there's Scotty b and there's Garrett and they rode

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Speaker 1: joining us from the damn and there's drunk Nate. How

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Speaker 1: drunk are you that? As have you? You've done absent

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Speaker 1: and anybody that hasn't and you did. You did the

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Speaker 1: real one to the one from France. The best way

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Speaker 1: I can describe it's like drinking a back of mental cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know how to describe it other than

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Speaker 1: that it's such a powerful pungent roma. But you're acting

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Speaker 1: kind of silly and made it made me very very

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Speaker 1: gassy because it's a little snoppy. It's that a word.

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Speaker 1: When we gave a listener earlier a gift card, you're like,

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Speaker 1: here's a yes, yeah, I don't handle my liquor very well.

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Speaker 1: We went out on Saidturday night. We went on a

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Speaker 1: Saturday night. I had half a drink and I'm like

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Speaker 1: I think I got roofi and Heather goes, no, you're

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Speaker 1: just drunk. I'm like, well, look, you know what Nate

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Speaker 1: back in the day, you and I would pound him down.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you remember that night at your hotel

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Speaker 1: or what was that house with that thing? That an apartment? Yeah, place,

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Speaker 1: nobody used that word, that place with a door, and

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Speaker 1: when um, I got so drunk and then I fell

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Speaker 1: and Daniel goes, you smell like booze, Remember I was.

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Speaker 1: I was so passed out and you woke me up

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Speaker 1: and I sat up in bed and said, what do

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Speaker 1: you do here? You looked at me like, what the

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Speaker 1: are you doing here? Why is Nate in my apartment? Anyway? So, Brodie,

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Speaker 1: who do you have with you today? This is Percy

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Speaker 1: High Percy. Can you imagine a house without dogs? It's

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Speaker 1: dogs me too. They kill me because you're allergic to them. Nate.

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Speaker 1: Nate is so drunk right now. Not bad. I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm getting drunk. It's like like a contact high. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it here with us, Oh no, that would not be.

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Speaker 1: But you're like Miranda on sex in the city. You're

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Speaker 1: all drunk. Yeah, this reasoning is excellent. John what's his name, Jeff?

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Speaker 1: He made it um at his vineyard. Yeah, he has

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Speaker 1: his own vineyards and now he's mixing his liquor. Yet

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Speaker 1: he's only worked here for I don't know ever. You

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Speaker 1: know the way you have to drive to Westchester County

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Speaker 1: after this, He'll be fine. You're not driving. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take a nap. Put feed in the meter, go to

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Speaker 1: Elvis's hotel. You can take a nap. Did you say

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Speaker 1: I'll put feet in the meter. Whatever, I'll feed the meter,

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Speaker 1: fed in the meter. Che So I saw Brody went

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Speaker 1: out to dinner at our friend David Burke's restaurant in Morristown,

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Speaker 1: New Jersey, called seventeen seventy six, and you took pictures

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Speaker 1: of the food and so I'm assuming he bought your dinner. No,

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Speaker 1: I pay for dinner. You did know he something? You

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Speaker 1: got something for free? No, he said, he said, So

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Speaker 1: we ought to dessert and he didn't like. He said

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Speaker 1: a choice was good, but he recommended something else. So

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Speaker 1: he sent the second dessert. He's a nice guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: his food is tremendous. I have to make it over

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Speaker 1: a question though, so if Brodie went out to dinner,

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Speaker 1: and I know it's a friend, but did you send

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Speaker 1: anything back? Nope? It was perfect. The meal was perfect. Honestly, Wow.

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Speaker 1: And for Brodie not to send something back, that means

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Speaker 1: it must have been perfect because you are very, very

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Speaker 1: very picky about your your meal. The server was exceptional.

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Speaker 1: Who was it food? A guy named Ed? Remember that

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Speaker 1: when I go, Yeah, I asked for him. He was

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Speaker 1: a very funny, very personable, very attentive. The food was perfect.

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Speaker 1: Telling him story like that, I can't control it. It

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Speaker 1: just comes out. I will say all this. We had

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Speaker 1: and so chef David Burke came out and the apple

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Speaker 1: He brings a cart out and the hot apple tart

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Speaker 1: So from you do that to Lisa, y'all fart in

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Speaker 1: effect as the as the tart cart. Hey. Sometimes I'm like,

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Speaker 1: how can you stay man for a couple of days

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Speaker 1: about a fart joke? Like you gotta get past that anyways,

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Speaker 1: Like you had a great time fart assault, Yeah, Gandhi

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Speaker 1: at your birthday. I mean, how do we sell them right?

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Speaker 1: What do we do to make the day better for you?

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Speaker 1: We're all hanging out together, guys, this is gonna be right.

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Speaker 1: We're leaving after working. We're headed to Philly. And then

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Speaker 1: we're hosting jingle Ball there and coming home. So it's

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Speaker 1: a day o work, but I think it'll be fun.

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Speaker 1: I love you guys, so I'm excited. We're not going

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Speaker 1: now like for work, are well. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what time. I wasn't even told what time four o'clock,

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Speaker 1: three fifteen we're supposed to be and I don't even

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Speaker 1: know the address. Do you have a bus or something? Yes,

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Speaker 1: he has a he has transportation for starring Nate. No.

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Speaker 1: Is there parking over by Andrews that I can park? No?

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Speaker 1: I mean there is street parking. I'll have to drive

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Speaker 1: But there's no like, you know, like a garage stuff

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Speaker 1: close enough? Nate, are you going? I can't go anywhere

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Speaker 1: in my stage. Nate looks like the towny in a movie,

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Speaker 1: like at the local bar. He's wearing a flannel shirt

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Speaker 1: had a rap four. But it's okay out back anyway.

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Speaker 1: Um So, yeah, a single all the way on Netflix. Garbage, right, No,

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Speaker 1: so stupid. We're not going to believe anything you say, right,

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Speaker 1: the Wild and it's got baby elephants in it. She

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Speaker 1: was really good. Actually, and you you are in love

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Speaker 1: with elephants. Every time I see an elephant video or

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Speaker 1: a picture I was sending to Gandhi, you know it

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Speaker 1: makes her happy. Okay, now what are we talking about?

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Speaker 1: Are we done? I think that feels like an hour's

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Speaker 1: gone by. We haven't done anything. We haven't four minutes

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Speaker 1: have gone by. That's it. No fucking way I can

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Speaker 1: funk with him so bad. Right, he's working with himself.

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Speaker 1: How much time do we have left? Frog? About three

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Speaker 1: and aphants? Oh Jesus, all right, Well, I'm tired with

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Speaker 1: your hair. No. Ever since i've been aging, I get

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Speaker 1: crumbs in my ear. Do you guys like ear crumbs?

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Speaker 1: Two years? No, like the last two years, I've been

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Speaker 1: getting like crumbs in my ear, picking them out and

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Speaker 1: flicking them on the floor. No. I thought I had one,

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Speaker 1: but it was just a hair. But I've been getting

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Speaker 1: crumbs in my ear. Nobody else gets these things like

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Speaker 1: cookie crumbs, like the consistency of a cookie. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: like a crust. Right. I don't think that's healthy. I

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Speaker 1: an ornithologist or something, or what does it call him.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I like drunk anymore or high glucose, Nate,

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Speaker 1: can you imagine it too combined? Fuck? I like Crumby

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Speaker 1: Earn a lot. After this podcast is over, we have

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Speaker 1: to we have to go show up at the holiday

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Speaker 1: party happening in the have to clean the board that

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Speaker 1: the grubby fingerman Scotty. You've been so quiet. I'm just

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Speaker 1: taking it all in. I beg your par what do

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Speaker 1: you do that? All right? We gotta get out of here,

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Speaker 1: just because Nate's driving us insane allye bye, You're such

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Speaker 1: a sloppy drunk. Bye bye bye, get out of here.

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Speaker 1: The fifteen Minute Morning Show