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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Fine Represents show Gandhi Hi, what is what is that

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Speaker 1: on your finger? Is that a tattoo? It is not

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Speaker 1: a tattoo. It is actually a ring that has my

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Speaker 1: tattoo on it. It's an ome sign. Let me see it.

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Speaker 1: Where's that tattoo on you? Uh? It is on the

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Speaker 1: top right of my butt? Let me see it? Really is?

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Speaker 1: That's right? So you're running into the almam sign. I

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Speaker 1: really am. The OLM sign is important to me. Um.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't exactly a pinpoint why. I mean,

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Speaker 1: obviously it's very auspicious as far as hind theism goes,

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Speaker 1: but it's just something that has always calmed me down.

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Speaker 1: The sound of it calms me. Um. Yeah, So this

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Speaker 1: is sort of your lucky charm, and it is my

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Speaker 1: lucky charm. I don't go anywhere without it, to the

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Speaker 1: point that I got a tattooed on me because I

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Speaker 1: used to have to take it off. I used the

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Speaker 1: word as a necklace how to take it off to

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Speaker 1: place soccer, and I got stressed out taking it off,

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Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm just gonna put it on

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Speaker 1: my body forever. So I get jealous when I find

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Speaker 1: out that someone has a lucky charm they carry with

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Speaker 1: them everywhere, and they have for years. I don't have anything, nothing, no, nothing,

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Speaker 1: I care with me? Yea, brody, what's up? I got

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Speaker 1: a question. This symbol you have on your on there

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Speaker 1: in the back, tattoo you have when you take your

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Speaker 1: ring off, because you don't have the ring, right, why

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Speaker 1: would you put it on your ass if it's such

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Speaker 1: an important symbol. Well, you can't see it and it's

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Speaker 1: on your ass, because then I can never get sick

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Speaker 1: of it. They never have to look at it, but

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Speaker 1: some guy has to. He's fine, alright. So scary the

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Speaker 1: tattoo she has on her butt, it's called the um

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Speaker 1: um m. Yeah, yep, I've heard of it. Scary. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a lucky charmy carry with you every where

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Speaker 1: you go? No? But in my car I always have

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Speaker 1: a statue of the Saint Anthony because my Aunt Milly

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Speaker 1: put it in the first car I had, and I

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Speaker 1: felt like if I did not transfer to every car

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Speaker 1: thereafter that my car would have been lost or one.

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Speaker 1: So it is a lucky charm. It's lucky charm, yes,

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Speaker 1: but it stays in the vehicle. It's always in the

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Speaker 1: glove box or the spare change compartment. What's gonna happen

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Speaker 1: when your car gets stolen with it in there? Well,

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Speaker 1: then that's a problem. They sell them. Thinking about another

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Speaker 1: one about you, Brodie, I don't have one, Yeah, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: do you have one? It's more like, uh, I guess

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Speaker 1: it's a good luck charm where I eat eggo waffles

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Speaker 1: before big events. Oh, les's more of a ritual. But

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Speaker 1: can't we explore that for a second. Why do you

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Speaker 1: eat eggo waffles? I think it just calms me down.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it just takes me. It's one of

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Speaker 1: those things, the comfort thing. Before I had my two kids,

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Speaker 1: before we went to the hospital, I had eggo waffles.

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Speaker 1: Before I go host any big events, I have Eggo waffles.

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Speaker 1: So your wife is in labor. But you say, hold on, honey,

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Speaker 1: I gotta eat my eggo. Yes and no. It wasn't like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the baby was popping out right then and there.

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Speaker 1: We had some time. But it's one of those things

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Speaker 1: ever since, I was like kids before baseball games, before

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Speaker 1: big swim meets Ego waffles. You're no, actually now, Danyelle

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Speaker 1: was very superstitious. I believe, probably more than anyone else

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Speaker 1: door I went out of. You know, um, I see.

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Speaker 1: I actually have two things that I always One is

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Speaker 1: always in my car, and that's a Pegasus from the

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Speaker 1: movie Hercules, because when my husband and I first met,

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Speaker 1: that was one of our first dates. We went to

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Speaker 1: see Hercules and he bought me a stuffed stuff every car.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this thing is causing you to crash, I transfer.

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Speaker 1: And then the other thing I have is called Scooch,

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Speaker 1: and he travels with me when we go away. He's

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Speaker 1: a little teddy bear and Sheldon gave him to me

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Speaker 1: the night of our wedding because I couldn't stay with

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Speaker 1: him because if you know, you don't see the person

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Speaker 1: before you get married whatever, So he gave me scooched.

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Speaker 1: So what happens if you fly away and you realize

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Speaker 1: I have Scooch. We're going away for one day. Scooch

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Speaker 1: scooches head Scooch, do clean Scooch. Scooch doesn't need to

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Speaker 1: be clean. He's clean. I'm sure. Sound right. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: put the SUV black lad on Scooch right about training? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my wallet, I always have my pride and joy is

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Speaker 1: that which is a picture of pride? Enjoy the cleaning products. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the story behind this is when I don't don't

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Speaker 1: don't yuck my yuma elvis sid means something to you

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Speaker 1: know what? When I started as an E m T,

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Speaker 1: I just somebody made this joke to me and they

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Speaker 1: I would have this in my wallet and if somebody

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Speaker 1: him feel does it isn't your ring arms? Yeah? I guess.

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Speaker 1: I never never without it, But I don't really consider

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Speaker 1: a good luck charm. I just can't, I know, won't

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Speaker 1: take it off. There you go? Wow, how about you.

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Speaker 1: I've made it very clear earlier I don't have one.

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Speaker 1: I think you have one. You just no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I really don't. I don't have anything. No, I have

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Speaker 1: nothing I hold on to. And you should try my

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Speaker 1: Eggo waffles with you if I'm going to, you know,

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Speaker 1: What are you eating, Scary everything? I just can't A

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Speaker 1: bag of Eminem's. Okay, okay, here here's what Scary did earlier.

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Speaker 1: We had our friends from Call of Power Pizza out

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Speaker 1: in the hallway over there, uh, and they were out

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Speaker 1: there cooking up some incredible Call of Flower based pizza.

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Speaker 1: So Scary man, oh, I'm gonna run through, and all

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Speaker 1: the way out the door, his hand went into the

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Speaker 1: Eminem's and so he was eating Eminem's all the way

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Speaker 1: to the Call of Flower pizza. That you observed that

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Speaker 1: entire show you, I'm gonna get pizza. He hand jammed.

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Speaker 1: He has been hand jamming those Eminem's all day. He

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Speaker 1: hand jam's great tea hand jams. You may have feet

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Speaker 1: other people of hand jams, and there's matter in the bag.

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Speaker 1: You know, people ham jammed in this country with a

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Speaker 1: two twenty years I don't care before someone decided about

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Speaker 1: ten years ago, don't do that. Nobody's disgusting. Nobody's tombstone says,

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Speaker 1: here lies a man who died because someone hands Gandhi, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: We are evolving with the things that can hurt us

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Speaker 1: as far as macterial stuff. So don't you think hand

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Speaker 1: a years ago without a doubt, Like when people say, oh,

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Speaker 1: don't know that. You go to a bar and it's

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Speaker 1: one of those bars that are you know, they put

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Speaker 1: not going to eat your breaking hand jam. A girlfriend

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Speaker 1: of mine in college was a stripper, and she used

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Speaker 1: I said a glass of milk please? They thought I

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Speaker 1: spreading it near my case, I can't eat the case.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember at that strip club what happened with

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Speaker 1: the home of the Salad Sisters trip. They would they

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Speaker 1: these ladies. I went to remember Lenuva Justine when it

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Speaker 1: I don't need anybody look at my faith. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: But the best thing that I got out of that place,

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Speaker 1: And the waitress who grows one shoe made me lick

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Speaker 1: it out of going around licking people's No, he did.

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Speaker 1: Scary on his on all fours with his head down.

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Speaker 1: her boot. I forgot all about that story. What you

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Speaker 1: there with the egg in his mouth, Yes, yes we were,

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Speaker 1: Also the vault, they have chain link fences and people

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Speaker 1: He thought it was a club, and then maybe sex

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Speaker 1: happened in the corner. He didn't realize that sex was everywhere.

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Speaker 1: So I'm standing there and there's a guy jerking off

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Speaker 1: fine around me, and he goes, don't take a step back,

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Speaker 1: don't take a step forward, just stay exactly where you are.

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Speaker 1: He was protecting, and you're like, this is why. Here

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Speaker 1: was crazy story. At this bachelor party one time and

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Speaker 1: we had a stripper there and she's like treating the

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Speaker 1: guys like dirt, right, and the guy's good up because

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Speaker 1: guys are stupid. My one friend is drunk and we

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Speaker 1: all yell degrade, you know, like degrade him. So she

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Speaker 1: stakes him out in the middle of the floor, takes

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Speaker 1: his pants, bends him over, and takes the bubble gum

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Speaker 1: she was chewing it and puts on his bottle. Bubble

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Speaker 1: Bubble makes love. This is why I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: do well at bachelor parties. The gay guy never likes

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Speaker 1: the bachelor. I'm sorry. We still playing top this same thoughts.

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Speaker 1: The party with the ice cubes. She makes ping pong

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Speaker 1: away with a little miniature whootball bat and she pitched

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Speaker 1: him and he had to hit him as she was pitching.

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Speaker 1: Interactive all the Wait a minute, that was apartments for

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Speaker 1: my mistakes. If you play, If you play tennis, you

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Speaker 1: know what the lobster is. The lobster machine that blows

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Speaker 1: the tennis balls across the things. You remember, my friend

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Speaker 1: used to masturbate with a piece of tailor hams in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the Okay, hold on, not a lot

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Speaker 1: of people don't know what to tailor hand looks like

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. How do you It looks like a big

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Speaker 1: it's a big tube of pork. Yeah, it's you cut

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Speaker 1: it in fright in the pan. And you never told

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Speaker 1: us a story about a friend that did that, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: we know him. No, he's got in college. He we

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Speaker 1: were sitting around talking, and he told us he would

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Speaker 1: take a piece of Taylor him and he would cut

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Speaker 1: all in the middle. And he goes, oh, it feels

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Speaker 1: so good. But I love What are you doing a

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Speaker 1: podcast with him? Because this is the only time stories

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Speaker 1: like that come out. It was theater. We were sitting

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Speaker 1: around the theater. What about you? Gandhi? Any friends masturbate

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Speaker 1: with Taylor him? Not that I can think of, No,

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Speaker 1: But about Taylor Hicks. Actually, I know someone who used

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Speaker 1: to hook up with him. Really, whatever happened to Taylor Hicks?

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Speaker 1: No idea it was. It was right after he wont

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Speaker 1: American Idol and this lady used to fly around with him.

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Speaker 1: We're like, really, Taylor Hicks, that's a really weird person.

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Speaker 1: But okay, so yeah, I got you. There are we

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Speaker 1: still playing? Can you top? When I worked with Chuck E.

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Speaker 1: Cheese back in the day, our boss used to rag

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Speaker 1: about how he would have sex with a cantaloupe and

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Speaker 1: not tell his wife and give it to it for breakfast.

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Speaker 1: It's a crime. It's cottage cheese. Honey. I think that

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Speaker 1: then a crime. I think it's a crime. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you're allowed to serve people, you're it was wife,

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Speaker 1: and apparently she was. But she deserves better than that.

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Speaker 1: Apparently did you ever ask? All right, is this the grossest?

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Speaker 1: Is this now? Fifteen minute morning show podcast by were

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Speaker 1: still playing? Can you tell me? How can we go

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Speaker 1: from lucky Charms to this? Like Daniel's lucky charm is

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Speaker 1: tailor hand glazed? All right, well we're done. I've learned

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Speaker 1: a lot about you. Okay, what have you learned? Gandhi? Inclosure,

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Speaker 1: I've learned that you guys party a lot harder than

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Speaker 1: I thought you did. If you can shoot a vegetable

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Speaker 1: across the permident, you can be a salad sister as well.

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