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Speaker 1: Another jubilant Mornings on the twenties toy I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five. Hello, Hey, is this Nate? Yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: What's up, dude. I know this is gonna sound kind

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Speaker 1: of weird, but I think you have my underwear. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: weird neighbors. I live in the same apartment complex as you,

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Speaker 1: and the other day you were using the washing machine

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Speaker 1: right after I did. Since then, I haven't been able

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Speaker 1: to find my favorite pair of Undy's, so I know

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Speaker 1: it's kind of strange. All right, Yeah it is. Um uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a First of all, what's your name?

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Speaker 1: My name Seth? Yeah, um, what's Seth? I think? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to be able to help you, man, But

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Speaker 1: first of all, I'm at work right now, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not even I'm not even there. I mean I can

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Speaker 1: all right, so you're not home, then you're not home? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm at work. Well, I'm outside right now.

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Speaker 1: Is it cool if I just take a look. You're

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Speaker 1: outside my apartment? Yeah? Yeah, no, it's absolutely not okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean, first of all, it's it's locked.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think my roommate is probably at work too.

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Speaker 1: So hey, Nate, give me one second, Okay, give me

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Speaker 1: on a second. What what is that? What the what

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Speaker 1: the hell was that sound? Hello? What what does that sound?

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Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm in, you're in? What where do I go?

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Speaker 1: Are you in my You're in my apartment? Yeah? Are

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Speaker 1: you insane? Get out of my place. If you just

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Speaker 1: tell me what your room is yours, I'll just go

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Speaker 1: grab on. I'm not telling you anything. I'm pulling the

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Speaker 1: cops right now. Get the hell out of my apartment.

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Speaker 1: There's psycho. Why are you getting so upset? Man? Hell

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Speaker 1: out of my apartment right now? Why are you getting

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Speaker 1: so angry? I'm just looking for my skit protectors. You

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Speaker 1: just broke into my apartment over a pair of underwear. Well,

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Speaker 1: now that I'm in here, can just help me find them? Dude,

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Speaker 1: you are bro I don't have your underwear? Do you

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Speaker 1: have a PS? Three? That me too? We should play

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Speaker 1: modern warfare sometimes you are lunatic. I'm calling my roommate.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the cops. I am I'm on my way

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Speaker 1: over there. I hope you're still in my house because

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Speaker 1: I just call it the cops. Okay, here, I'm in

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Speaker 1: a room and there's a picture on the nightstand of

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Speaker 1: a girl looks like a girlfriend. Super hot, dude, Get

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Speaker 1: out of my room. Oh that's this is your room, sweet,

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Speaker 1: she's hot, dude. No wonder you took my underwear? Man,

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Speaker 1: I am gonna beat your ass, your psycho freak. The

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Speaker 1: cops are on the way over right now. Well, I

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Speaker 1: just called the cops on you for stealing my underwear.

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Speaker 1: Feel free to stay there because the cops are on

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Speaker 1: their way over and I'm on my way over too,

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Speaker 1: and if I get there first, I am beating you senseless. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: the cops that I called are going to beat up

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Speaker 1: your cops. That is, you just got yourself in a

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Speaker 1: cop battle, my friend. What are you laughing about, you freak?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving nine to two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your roommate Ben set you

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Speaker 1: up right? Are you serious? You didn't actually call the cops,

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Speaker 1: did you? Yeah? I did. I don't worry about It's

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Speaker 1: probably cool. No, I don't think it's cool. I need

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Speaker 1: to call them right now and tell them not to

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Speaker 1: come over. They're usually understandable about this kind of stuff. No,

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Speaker 1: they're I don't think they are weak up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubil taps, five point system, taptail, see with the

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Speaker 1: coolests them. When you come up in a club, he

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Speaker 1: be blazing up. That's deeps on deck like he's faving

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Speaker 1: up and he hel he built. He might got a

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Speaker 1: dell he by other na get that right kind of

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Speaker 1: bell he called he out. He might tell he always

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Speaker 1: in the air, but he never fly couch am trip

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Speaker 1: teller on a trip trip. When he make a drip,

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Speaker 1: diret keep him on our lip list. That's the kind

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Speaker 1: of dude I was looking for. And yes, you'll get

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Speaker 1: trapped if you're looking out. I said, excuse me, you're

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Speaker 1: a hell of a guy. I mean, my mama might

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Speaker 1: you're like Pelick can fly. I mean it's so shy

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Speaker 1: and I'm loving your tie. You're like clicker than the

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Speaker 1: guy with the thing on his eye. Oh yes, I did, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did. Somebody Please tell him who that f I am?

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Speaker 1: NICKI minaj. I'm at him. Dude up that coops up

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Speaker 1: and trolling you some mon