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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I'm so tired. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what day it is the same. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's Thursday or not. Could be Wednesday, could be Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: could be Monday, could be any day. I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what day it is the same, whatever day it

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Speaker 1: is right now, it's a throwback, throwback. Yes, it's time

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Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. Remember texting four one six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: it on the show. We give everybody an anonymous nickname

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Speaker 1: so that you know nobody will know your identity when

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Speaker 1: you tell us whatever secret it is, okay, nobody can

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Speaker 1: tell by the sign of your voice. We can change

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Speaker 1: the sign of your voice a little bit too. Also

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Speaker 1: give you an anonymous nickname like I do to everybody.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now. Why I said throwback,

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Speaker 1: because Little Kim is on the phone. Ki Kim, I

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Speaker 1: have not heard from you in a long time. WHOA, well,

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Speaker 1: you know I've been busy being super sexy A right, right?

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Speaker 1: What are you in jail for a little bit? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. So what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Little Kim? Oh? Wow? Oh, well you know I'm Little Kim,

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Speaker 1: So it's really dirty. I it's not dirty. It's not dirty.

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Speaker 1: It is a secret I've probably been holding for like

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Speaker 1: thirteen years. So it's thirteen years. It's really weird to

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Speaker 1: like talk about it. It's a long time to have

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Speaker 1: a secret. And you've you've never told anybody this, or

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Speaker 1: have you told some people this? No? No, I haven't.

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Speaker 1: I haven't told anybody. This has kind of become a

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Speaker 1: name where it's like I kind of can't. So I

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Speaker 1: had this. I had this job a long time ago,

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Speaker 1: this really irritating coworker who just like was new there

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Speaker 1: and she was really loud, and she just like wouldn't

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Speaker 1: shut up, and so I would just like not want

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Speaker 1: to hear her talk, but not know how to stop it.

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Speaker 1: So I I told her I was deaf in one ear. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you just didn't have to hear her talk or

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Speaker 1: didn't have to talk to her. I guess that's why. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I would just like if she was pissing me off,

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Speaker 1: I'd just kind of like zone out, you know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So did that just like come back? Yeah? And did

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Speaker 1: that work? Like telling her that you were deaf in

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Speaker 1: one ear? Did that shut her up. It totally did.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it didn't. It didn't shut her up, but

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Speaker 1: it gave me an out. And so, um, I'm not

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Speaker 1: in that job anymore. I'm in a different job. They

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Speaker 1: all still think I'm deaf in one year. So you

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Speaker 1: just carried on telling people that you're deaf in one ear? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it's like, like I'm an introvert and I I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to like, I don't know stand up

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Speaker 1: for myself or whatever, so it's just easier to like

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Speaker 1: just check out, just ignore people. I'm sorry. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then it usually also just like changes it gets them

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Speaker 1: off whatever their bulk is. Um, so it worked super well. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And everyone at my job, which I've now been at

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Speaker 1: for like five years, thinks that I'm deaf in one ear.

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Speaker 1: So do you have any like coworker friends that know

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Speaker 1: your secret at all or like or know friends with

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Speaker 1: that ye should know. I don't do it with my

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Speaker 1: good friends. But also my good friends don't know that

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Speaker 1: I do it. Amazing, It's actually a really great idea

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Speaker 1: in the future. Do you plan on never like making

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Speaker 1: up some other conditions maybe to get out of conversations

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Speaker 1: aside from the deaf ear I mean, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't think like pretending to have a headache really counts.

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Speaker 1: So you know, yeah, that's true. Okay, have you heard

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Speaker 1: anybody say anything around you before? Because I think you're deaf.

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Speaker 1: They didn't think that you may have heard because people

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Speaker 1: think that I'm deaf in one ear, Like if they're

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Speaker 1: on the side of me, that's that's deaf. Like they

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Speaker 1: just like say so much stuff. They have so much

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Speaker 1: dirt on my workers. And that must suck for you

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Speaker 1: too because you can't break character and like acknowledge what

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Speaker 1: they're saying. Oh, that's gonna be hard. I mean, after

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Speaker 1: it's been so long at this point, I just kind

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Speaker 1: of like file it away, you know, how do you

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Speaker 1: not anymore? Wow, that's crazy because yeah, if someone's next

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Speaker 1: to me they thought that I was definitely one of

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Speaker 1: your like you've been telling everybody for thirteen years now,

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Speaker 1: and someone says I'm shocking, I'd probably turned my head

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Speaker 1: and be like what, Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to

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Speaker 1: be deaf. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret.