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Subscribe to Black Man Can't 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:52.519 Jump and Hollywood on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:58.600 your podcasts today and now onto the show now forever. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:04.080 Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi guys, Hey Sydney. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.960 Hey Marie, Marie, Marie, soy, let's talk about why you're 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:07.680 so excited. 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:08.160 I'm not. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:11.240 Actually, I'm actually having a rough ass morning. But it's like, 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.480 you gotta fake the funk. You gotta do that. I'm 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:16.480 an expert in faking it. I'm being fake as my 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.920 titties right now. Oh wow, that's when I'm the. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.680 Top six of twenty three seconds in that break it in, 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:22.880 you'll throw the word titties out. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:29.600 Wait six seconds in? Do you fake the funk? Always? 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:33.080 Not all the time, but like half and half. You know, 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.360 we'd be running into people that you're like, I really 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:37.320 fuck with you, but hey, how you doing? 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:38.360 You know? Oh my god. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.880 We were on the train sitting in our particular being 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:43.559 our loud black cell yes, yes, yes, and this woman 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:46.520 got on and she had like an interesting offit on. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:48.600 That's what you understand. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:50.880 She looked like a cat lady met a homeless lady 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:52.600 and like she just wore their clothes. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:53.000 Yes. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:54.720 And I leaned over to be like you look at 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.440 this crazy and she was like hey, Marie. And I 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.440 was like this woman that I was get ready to 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:03.160 make fun of him, Mary, And I was like hi, 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.600 and she was like he sid did she say guy 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:05.920 to you? 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:06.200 Yes? 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.160 She said, And then I had the devil whear's proud 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:11.040 of you. I had to whisper, that's so insud and 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:11.720 we were like. 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:16.160 Oh, Sydney, devil wears proud as me all the time. 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.520 You said you have to be that friend that whispers 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:20.120 in the other friend's ear just to let them up. 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.679 They don't talk shit. We know who that person is. Yeah, 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.240 I had no idea who the person. I mean, I 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.480 know who she is now and the outfit makes sense now. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:27.960 But she was trying to talk to us on the train, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:29.080 and I was like, you're not going to have these 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:32.280 white people thinking that we know what we do, but 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.600 we mean we too, but we don't. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:36.839 But we did, we do, but we don't. 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.840 It's fine, But yeah, I'm glad that I do that 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:42.200 for you. You I feel like you've never done that 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:45.440 for me. I can't remember anybody's name. Yeah, I'll see 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.840 her face, like we had a show the other day together. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.840 And that guy that was online with the with his 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.760 friend behind us, he looked familiar, but I couldn't place 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:56.519 his How do we know him? 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:58.280 That guy? I know. 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:03.240 I'm trying to place him too. I'm going through my rolodex. 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.720 It mean, so many people, that's what it is. 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:08.160 Sidney will hug somebody and they'll be like hey, and 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:10.600 she's like hey, and then I'll walk away and be 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.080 like who was that and She'll be like I don't know. 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.440 So just honestly, just reintroduce yourself every time you see us, 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:19.040 because literally, I have no brain cells and I can't remember. 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.520 Well, I'm not even trying to remember. I don't have 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.400 the capacity to care. 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.919 Uh, Sidney, what were you an expert in this week? Ooh? 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:27.840 You know how? 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:31.400 We had somebody on the We had the cool mom expert, 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.040 and you know how she was like, oh, you want 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:33.840 to get your teeth done? 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:34.519 Da da da da. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.440 I took her up on her offer. I'm the expert 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.080 in No, don't be da da da da. Don't be 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:41.560 rushing through. We need those details. What's the da da 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:42.119 da da dada? 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:46.840 The cool expert? Remember cool the cool mom expert. She said, 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:50.040 my husband is a dentist. He can fix your teeth. 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:51.160 And at first I was. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:54.000 Like, no, no, no, no, remind the kids what why your 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:55.800 teeth needed to be fixed? One of Sydney's teeth. 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:59.480 Fellow, Wow, Marie, isn't that what we talked about on 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.600 the EPID? I think I talked about it, well, you 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.600 could cut that out, but a whole piece of a 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:06.560 tooth filler, a chunk of dom't film, No, the. 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:07.600 Whole fucking tooth. 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:11.480 What happened was I was flossing, and uh, I was 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:15.000 flossing in front of my cat, and the tooth got 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.600 got stuck on the floss and I just yanked it 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.599 a little bit and then the tooth came out, and 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:20.880 then the cat was like. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:29.560 Mar I was like, god damn, and the cat packed 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:29.920 his bag. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:31.840 It's like, you're losing your teeth. I gotta guns. I'm 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.039 getting Yeah. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:38.000 So I went and I got half of my mouth done, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:39.919 and I had to go back on Monday, and it 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.440 was yeah, because you Sidney kept sending me pictures of 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:45.159 her gross teeth. It was pretty nasty. But people take 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.680 care of your teeth, like, don't drink red Bull floss. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.640 You got floss flows. We're not Sydney, because the flosses 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:53.960 was your tooth's downfall. So I mean, that's what literally 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:58.080 broke the camel's tooth. I guess back back your ba 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:00.520 camel's back. He let on his teeth and all teeth fellow, 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.320 but you, he said, like a lot of people don't floss. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.800 That's like where a lot of the decay come from, 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.600 like your food getting stuck in between your teeth. So 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:13.120 people either don't floss or they don't brush properly. So 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:14.279 take care of your teeth people. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.560 But watch when I have my TV teeth. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.880 Oh, I'll be blocking all of y'all. I'm gonna be 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:20.760 unfollowing people. I'm gonna be brand new. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:22.320 When you get your TV teeth, can you make sure 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.200 you get them in like a size medium. I feel 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.520 like everybody in Hollywood when they get their new teeth, 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:27.640 they're an extra large. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:30.279 They don't come in a smaller size. Ah, you know, 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.320 and it's crazy because the camera adds ten pounds. So 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.360 if you got these big ass chick lits, they look 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:35.920 even bigger. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.039 They look like they look like, uh uh, what are 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:39.760 those things called? 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:40.880 They look like iPads. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.719 Yeah, the teeth are too big and too white, like 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:45.880 Cardi B got her teeth fixed, and it's like they're 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.720 all the same length, you know what I'm talking about, 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.480 Like it looks like she's wearing like a mouthguard. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.360 Yeah, you gotta stain them a little bit, you got to. 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:53.840 No, that's not what I'm saying if you get in 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.040 new teeth, they need to be white. They need you 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.080 don't want to get an extra fresh out the box. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:59.920 You don't have the new teeth smell. You don't want 0:05:59.920 --> 0:06:01.719 to alabaster tooth sis. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:02.160 Listen. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.159 I just it's too much. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.560 It's all too much, Okay, Marie, what were your expert in? 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.600 So my roommate moved out this past weekend, and so you. 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:14.480 Went butt naked in her overall and talked all night. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.640 I have I have a room now with which to 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:20.000 shoot self tapes. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.440 I'm opening a studio online because I need somebody to 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:26.240 pay that n So this week I was an expert 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.320 in living like a person who can afford to live 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:30.479 by myself. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:33.159 Just for a week, just for like a cool week, 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.840 you know. So what do you do? So what would 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:37.040 you do if you lived alone? 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:40.840 If I lived alone, I would come in at whatever 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:43.479 time at night and not gently close the door, but 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.560 like let us slam even slam a door, and then 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:50.160 be like, so you slam it. Make kick my shoes off, literally, 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:51.719 like not bend down and take them off, but like 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:56.200 kick them across the room and then start stripping immediately, 0:06:56.320 --> 0:07:01.359 like jacket pants, shirt, bra, panties on the couch, the 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:04.159 couch that you know we used to do our podcast on. Yes, 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.599 I'm listening to music and like embarrassing songs, like songs 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.080 that you don't want people to know you listen to, 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:13.200 like like like Disney soundtrack songs like like Mari, are you. 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.240 Listening to a Whole New World again? 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.800 Last night I got high and listened to One Sweet 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:20.760 Day like Legit nineteen times. 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.040 Wow, it's a really good song. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:27.000 I love the score on Up Up the movie. Yeah, 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:31.239 the pixel score like like when I don't know, showing 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.880 you the compilation of like him meeting his wife and 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:34.800 then she dying. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:38.320 You know about that sad scene, sad song. That's my shit, y'o. 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.360 I will just turn it on in ball just think 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:42.960 about how does the song go? Like I don't know 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:45.400 the song I remember, but I'm because I'm I'm happy 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.480 right now, but when I'm depressed, I know it from 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:48.480 like top to bottom. 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.000 Yeah, did y'all see Up? It's a sadass movie? 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:55.080 It is anyway? Uh once we day on a loop 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:56.480 all night last night. 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:58.600 Did you play Patty Cake with your mouse? 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.920 No, Sydney, the mouse is dead. I haven't seen that 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.840 mouse in like two months. I'm sure he died. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.680 Maybe he went off of AK maybe he went to Hawaii. 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:08.400 Good, he can stay there. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.400 And then I've had people coming in to see the apartment. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.040 So you know, I've been playing the uh. 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.760 Yeah you know, I don't let dishes sit in the sink, 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:17.600 and yeah, you know I'll. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.960 Work too, but I have a job. 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.200 But do you know, Okay, my job is comedy and 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:25.160 that's at nighttime. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:26.880 But I need somebody who's gonna move in, who's not 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:27.840 gonna be there during the day. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.320 Yeah, what's here? Can you list like the things you want. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:31.800 My apartments in a roommate. I need you to have 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:34.000 a full time job. I need you to work like 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.839 a nine to seven yay, Like you got a job 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:38.760 that you're supposed to be out at six, but you 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:39.520 stay till seven. 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.080 Okay. I need you to have a man that you 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.280 go visit on the weekends. I don't want you. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.920 I don't want to see you Friday through Sunday. Okay, okay. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:51.079 I need you to have some type of cooking skill. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:53.320 I need you to I need you to milk pep 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:56.839 and share right, meal prep and share. I need you 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:58.840 to know how to clean a bathroom because for some reason, 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.000 that's something that people don't know how to do. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.840 No, No, what's your favorite product to clean the tubin? 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:03.679 Oh? 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.199 I put a little bit of ajax and then I 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:10.920 hit the sponge with so good, with some fabulosa. When 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:12.599 I used to clean, when I used to and I 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:15.959 used to clean, and I used to clean anyway, Yeah, do. 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.440 White people use fabuloso? Is that a thing that y'all use? 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:19.520 Do y'all know what that is? 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:21.560 Well, y'all go to the bodegas, so y'all might know 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:22.320 what fabuloso. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:23.960 I feel like white people will use a light salt 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:28.800 wipe for anything, for the bathtub, for anything, toilet like. 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:29.439 I feel like. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.840 They'll just pull out a wipe and then like hit 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:34.720 and hate it real quick. I missed the clean magic eraser. 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.680 And then you're like, you didn't scrub anything. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.480 No, okay, we have we have the gas is shaking 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:40.600 here today. 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:43.760 We won't ask her these questions. But anyway, that's what 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:44.440 I was an expert in. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.680 This week. I feel like I'm killing it. Did you 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:47.920 find did you find the roommate? 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.640 Sure didn't. We got to get your roommate because you 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:52.880 can't pay that run by yourself. 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.040 I don't want to. And if, say, for instan you. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.520 Don't find a roommate, we're starting to go fund me. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.600 Oh absolutely, I've seen people start these go fund means 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.760 where I'm like, you should be fucking embarrassed. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.559 You should be ashamed, Like, just get another job. 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:10.720 Somebody posted something online the other day and she was 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:14.320 like she posted screenshots of hers checking and savings balance 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.360 and it was like sixty nine cents and fifty three cents. 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:21.240 I know, but that's where we are. That's where we 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.720 are in social media. It's like be honest, be brave, 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.840 be bold, like tell your story now, I'm all for it. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:27.400 I'm for it. 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.080 But then there's like, we gotta draw a line. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:30.880 Your story should be a lie, like I should not 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.000 know that you ain't. I shouldn't know that you have 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.720 a dollar and twenty six cents to your name. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:40.080 Listen, City Bank closed my account so honestly closed. 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.600 It was like we're done, We're done with you. They 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:43.320 broke up with me. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:48.520 City Banks said we're no longer interested in being your bank. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.760 They consciously uncoupled. So now I'll just be hanging out 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.640 the check cashing places they know me by first name. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:57.600 Is Yeah, they're like, shouldn't he should the check catching 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:00.640 blaze the check that's crazy speaking of somebody who doesn't 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:02.120 use kept check cashing places. 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:08.800 Our guest is quite phenomenal. She has a half hour 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:12.480 on Netflix. Yes, she's all over town. She's in Comedy Central, 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:16.120 she's in movies. She just got married, let's talk about that. Yes, 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:20.119 she is the expert in hotelling because she is a traveler. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.960 Give it up for Rachel Finestein. Thank you guys. I 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.360 love it here. I love this realm. 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:26.000 Yeah. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.040 I like all the books. I want to just deposit 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:30.959 them into my dumb head. I don't want to take 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.120 the time to but I want all the information. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.360 We do have a library. Actually, both these books from 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:35.839 my house. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:39.800 Yeah, I'm very impressed with It is true about wipes. 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:43.960 I use wipe for everything. You clean your bathte I'll 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:45.520 wipe it that I'm worthless. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:46.440 Let me begin there. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:50.079 No, I'm just saying like in terms of I'm slovenly girl, 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.760 you know. And that's what it said next to my 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.880 Bubble profile when I was just I'm a slovenly girl. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.480 I'm like your hands that you're not doing no manual 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.360 labor you have some really nice hands and manicure as 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:03.240 fresh as fuck. 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:04.280 Did you just get it? 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:05.720 No, that manicure is a month old. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:06.320 No that. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:09.560 She does her nailsteak. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.960 Oh my god, you have really nice hands. Let me, 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.480 oh my god. Things I always feel like they they're 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:15.079 kind of wrinkling. 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:19.360 These are definitely like I'm married and I'm not doing 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:20.200 anything today. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.600 So we just had a wedding expert on the show 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:24.560 You Got Married when. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:25.520 A month ago? 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:26.640 Yeah? 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:27.400 How's it good? 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:30.120 It was pretty fun. I mean I know nothing about weddings. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:33.360 I wait, can I curse? Yes, I'm not. I've never 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.880 been like one of those wedding twats that like imagined 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.160 her day, Like I have no idea, but I could. 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.320 I could give a shit about a flower or anything. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.280 So we would go to the meetings, like these pre 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:44.400 wedding meetings, and they would ask me these questions and 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.680 I never even heard of the question like this whole 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:48.200 tel is like she was like, what do you want 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:49.800 to do for your first look picture? 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.840 And I'm like, what is that? And she explained that. 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.480 Before you they all had that voice too, just that 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.480 voice of that girl, like beep beep, she knew everything. 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.079 She ever and how it was supposed to be done, 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:00.480 and I'm not a woman in that way, Like I 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:01.440 don't know any of that. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.920 Like she saw you immediately and turn into a BFF. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.600 She likes she knew you for Oh my god, So 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:07.760 what do you want your first look? 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:08.720 What does that mean? 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:11.959 She said that before the ceremony, they do this thing 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.760 where they take pictures of the bride and groom and 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.200 they slowly turn the bride around for the groom to 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.640 like behold her for the first time, and then they 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.440 take pictures of that moment of him looking at her 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.840 for the first time. I was, I was, I was 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:25.480 crying laughing. I told him, I was like, when they 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.000 turned me around, you should just like look at me 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:27.840 like I'm a bad omen. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:28.640 Just be like nothing. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:33.559 I didn't know that the bride and the groom saw 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:34.760 each other before the ceremony. 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.240 Now that like some photographers, I guess do this. I 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.240 mean I didn't do it. It was too dumb for words, 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:40.800 but they do it. They try to like turn you 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.280 around and then they like are supposed to capture the 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:46.480 man's I guess. I told him, I was like, you 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.320 should just like spit in a napkin or something Oh god, 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:51.400 just do you have any different options or something? 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.679 That is so rude because it's just like, well, what 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:56.000 do you do? You know if I have money for 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.680 his first look, I got money for just the first 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.480 and last together. Can we This is ruining weddings for me. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:04.040 I thought the first look was when the door's open 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.560 and see it, and that's how. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.520 We did it. I was like, I can't do that nonsense, 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:08.000 that's fool. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:11.199 Just zoom into his face at the altar, get him there. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.080 Yeah, I'm like I want to not act in a 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:13.640 fool like that. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:16.160 And then they asked me, they said, or she was like, so, 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:17.800 what's your color story for the wedding? 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.160 And I was like, what's a color story? I'm like, 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:20.760 I don't know if they have yeager like, I don't 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.520 have any questions. I'm black. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:31.800 Other She's like, she's like, what colors make you happy? 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:33.680 And I'm like, I've never seen a color and it's 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.320 turned my day around. How dumb do you have to 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:36.840 be that you're having like a ship day and then 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:39.880 you just see periwinkle blue and start skipping like my 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:43.400 problems need I need like a cocktail of alcohol and compliments? 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.040 You know what I mean like it's it's not like 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:46.840 I'm going to see a flash of yellow and just 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:47.640 start skipping. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:51.360 They all right, they need to have your story, Rachel. 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:54.480 Like we always see these wedding movies and it just 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.040 is like dramatic. It's a Lifetime channel. It's like we 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.280 need the real deal, like people who just don't give 0:14:59.280 --> 0:14:59.640 a fuck. 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:01.160 It's like, that's how we did it. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.200 We had comics, Maria, so it was like Colin Quinn 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.200 in this comic Tom Pop. But he's my husband is 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:12.600 a fireman. So it's a bunch of comedy. Okay, go ahead. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:15.160 It was a real it was a real ship show. Yeah, 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.160 Like it was just a bunch of firemen in comics. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:18.880 And we had a pinata I wanted. 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:22.440 To it was the color story for the pinata. 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.920 It was just a big fire hat and a microphone 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:26.200 and I just filled it with like. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:29.240 Airport sized liquors and like Lucky Seven's and stuff like that. 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:31.520 Oh nice. It was pretty satisfying. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:33.400 So wait, this was at the wedding. This was not 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:34.440 at the bacherette. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:37.120 No, we had a bachelor bachelrett party that Hotel tonight 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.800 through for us. That's this app that I that I 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.280 am doing a campaign for where you can buy the 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.840 hotel that night you can, which is how I plan 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:47.480 things in my life. Is that evening something occurs to 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:48.960 me and I'm on the road so much so I 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:50.760 just sort of hurled my body and then I wake 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:52.680 up and I'm in Nashville, and I'm like, yes. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.560 That's why you're a hotelling expert. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.920 You keep saying it like you're like, it's a hotelling 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:06.440 the hotel a hotelling experts put tell us how the 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.880 speak youre truth though, I. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.280 Just hurl my body to different places and different people 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.680 pick me up. And you know, I love being in 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.760 hotels because I'm not clean, and I like it that 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.360