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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi guys, Hey Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Hey Marie, Marie, Marie, soy, let's talk about why you're

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Speaker 2: so excited.

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Speaker 3: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm actually having a rough ass morning. But it's like,

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Speaker 2: you gotta fake the funk. You gotta do that. I'm

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Speaker 2: an expert in faking it. I'm being fake as my

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Speaker 2: titties right now. Oh wow, that's when I'm the.

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Speaker 1: Top six of twenty three seconds in that break it in,

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Speaker 3: Wait six seconds in? Do you fake the funk? Always?

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Speaker 2: Not all the time, but like half and half. You know,

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Speaker 2: we'd be running into people that you're like, I really

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Speaker 3: You know? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: We were on the train sitting in our particular being

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Speaker 1: our loud black cell yes, yes, yes, and this woman

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Speaker 3: That's what you understand.

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Speaker 1: She looked like a cat lady met a homeless lady

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Speaker 1: And I leaned over to be like you look at

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Speaker 1: this crazy and she was like hey, Marie. And I

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Speaker 1: make fun of him, Mary, And I was like hi,

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Speaker 1: and she was like he sid did she say guy

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Speaker 2: She said, And then I had the devil whear's proud

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Speaker 1: Oh, Sydney, devil wears proud as me all the time.

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Speaker 2: You said you have to be that friend that whispers

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Speaker 1: They don't talk shit. We know who that person is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had no idea who the person. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: But she was trying to talk to us on the train,

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Speaker 3: But we did, we do, but we don't.

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Speaker 2: It's fine, But yeah, I'm glad that I do that

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Speaker 2: her face, like we had a show the other day together.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to place him too. I'm going through my rolodex.

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Speaker 2: It mean, so many people, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: Sidney will hug somebody and they'll be like hey, and

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Speaker 1: I took her up on her offer. I'm the expert

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Speaker 2: The cool expert? Remember cool the cool mom expert. She said,

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Speaker 2: And at first I was.

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Speaker 1: Fellow, Wow, Marie, isn't that what we talked about on

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Speaker 2: What happened was I was flossing, and uh, I was

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Speaker 2: care of your teeth, like, don't drink red Bull floss.

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Speaker 2: You got floss flows. We're not Sydney, because the flosses

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Speaker 3: But watch when I have my TV teeth.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'll be blocking all of y'all. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: When you get your TV teeth, can you make sure

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Speaker 2: They don't come in a smaller size. Ah, you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta stain them a little bit, you got to.

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Speaker 1: No, that's not what I'm saying if you get in

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Speaker 1: You don't have the new teeth smell. You don't want

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Speaker 2: I just it's too much.

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Speaker 3: It's all too much, Okay, Marie, what were your expert in?

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Speaker 1: So my roommate moved out this past weekend, and so you.

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Speaker 2: Went butt naked in her overall and talked all night.

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Speaker 2: I have I have a room now with which to

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Speaker 1: I'm opening a studio online because I need somebody to

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Speaker 3: Just for a week, just for like a cool week,

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Speaker 1: If I lived alone, I would come in at whatever

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Speaker 1: I'm listening to music and like embarrassing songs, like songs

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Speaker 3: Listening to a Whole New World again?

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Speaker 1: Last night I got high and listened to One Sweet

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Speaker 3: You know about that sad scene, sad song. That's my shit, y'o.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did y'all see Up? It's a sadass movie?

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Speaker 1: It is anyway? Uh once we day on a loop

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Speaker 2: Did you play Patty Cake with your mouse?

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Speaker 1: No, Sydney, the mouse is dead. I haven't seen that

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Speaker 2: Maybe he went off of AK maybe he went to Hawaii.

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Speaker 3: Good, he can stay there.

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Speaker 2: And then I've had people coming in to see the apartment.

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Speaker 3: So you know, I've been playing the uh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know, I don't let dishes sit in the sink,

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Speaker 2: and yeah, you know I'll.

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Speaker 3: Work too, but I have a job.

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Speaker 1: But do you know, Okay, my job is comedy and

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Speaker 1: that's at nighttime.

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Speaker 3: But I need somebody who's gonna move in, who's not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's here? Can you list like the things you want.

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Speaker 1: My apartments in a roommate. I need you to have

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Speaker 1: a full time job. I need you to work like

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Speaker 1: a nine to seven yay, Like you got a job

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Speaker 1: that you're supposed to be out at six, but you

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Speaker 3: Okay. I need you to have a man that you

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Speaker 3: go visit on the weekends. I don't want you.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see you Friday through Sunday. Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: I need you to have some type of cooking skill.

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Speaker 1: I need you to I need you to milk pep

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Speaker 1: to know how to clean a bathroom because for some reason,

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Speaker 2: No, No, what's your favorite product to clean the tubin?

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Speaker 3: No, okay, we have we have the gas is shaking

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Speaker 3: This week. I feel like I'm killing it. Did you

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Speaker 2: Don't find a roommate, we're starting to go fund me.

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Speaker 3: You should be ashamed, Like, just get another job.

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Speaker 2: Listen, City Bank closed my account so honestly closed.

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Speaker 3: It was like we're done, We're done with you. They

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Speaker 2: City Banks said we're no longer interested in being your bank.

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Speaker 2: the check cashing places they know me by first name.

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Speaker 1: Is Yeah, they're like, shouldn't he should the check catching

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Speaker 2: Our guest is quite phenomenal. She has a half hour

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Speaker 2: on Netflix. Yes, she's all over town. She's in Comedy Central,

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Speaker 2: she is the expert in hotelling because she is a traveler.

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Speaker 3: Give it up for Rachel Finestein. Thank you guys. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I like all the books. I want to just deposit

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Speaker 2: We do have a library. Actually, both these books from

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very impressed with It is true about wipes.

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Speaker 4: I use wipe for everything. You clean your bathte I'll

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Speaker 3: Let me begin there.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm just saying like in terms of I'm slovenly girl,

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Speaker 2: I'm like your hands that you're not doing no manual

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Speaker 3: Did you just get it?

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Speaker 2: No, that manicure is a month old.

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Speaker 2: She does her nailsteak.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you have really nice hands. Let me,

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Speaker 3: oh my god. Things I always feel like they they're

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Speaker 2: These are definitely like I'm married and I'm not doing

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Speaker 1: So we just had a wedding expert on the show

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Speaker 1: You Got Married when.

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Speaker 3: A month ago?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: How's it good?

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Speaker 4: It was pretty fun. I mean I know nothing about weddings.

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Speaker 4: I wait, can I curse? Yes, I'm not. I've never

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Speaker 4: been like one of those wedding twats that like imagined

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Speaker 4: I could give a shit about a flower or anything.

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Speaker 4: So we would go to the meetings, like these pre

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, what is that? And she explained that.

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Speaker 4: Before you they all had that voice too, just that

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Speaker 4: She ever and how it was supposed to be done,

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Speaker 4: and I'm not a woman in that way, Like I

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Speaker 2: Like she saw you immediately and turn into a BFF.

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Speaker 2: She likes she knew you for Oh my god, So

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: She said that before the ceremony, they do this thing

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Speaker 3: Just be like nothing.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that the bride and the groom saw

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Speaker 4: Now that like some photographers, I guess do this. I

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Speaker 4: mean I didn't do it. It was too dumb for words,

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Speaker 4: but they do it. They try to like turn you

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Speaker 4: just do you have any different options or something?

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Speaker 2: That is so rude because it's just like, well, what

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Speaker 2: and last together. Can we This is ruining weddings for me.

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Speaker 1: I thought the first look was when the door's open

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Speaker 3: We did it. I was like, I can't do that nonsense,

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Speaker 2: Just zoom into his face at the altar, get him there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like I want to not act in a

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Speaker 4: And then they asked me, they said, or she was like, so,

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Speaker 3: And I was like, what's a color story? I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I don't know if they have yeager like, I don't

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Speaker 4: Other She's like, she's like, what colors make you happy?

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, I've never seen a color and it's

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Speaker 4: be that you're having like a ship day and then

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Speaker 4: you just see periwinkle blue and start skipping like my

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Speaker 4: problems need I need like a cocktail of alcohol and compliments?

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean like it's it's not like

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Speaker 2: They all right, they need to have your story, Rachel.

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Speaker 2: Like we always see these wedding movies and it just

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Speaker 3: It's like, that's how we did it.

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Speaker 4: We had comics, Maria, so it was like Colin Quinn

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Speaker 4: It was a real it was a real ship show. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Like it was just a bunch of firemen in comics.

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Speaker 4: And we had a pinata I wanted.

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Speaker 1: To it was the color story for the pinata.

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Speaker 3: It was just a big fire hat and a microphone

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Speaker 4: Airport sized liquors and like Lucky Seven's and stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: Oh nice. It was pretty satisfying.

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Speaker 2: So wait, this was at the wedding. This was not

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Speaker 4: No, we had a bachelor bachelrett party that Hotel tonight

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Speaker 4: through for us. That's this app that I that I

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Speaker 2: That's why you're a hotelling expert.

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Speaker 3: You keep saying it like you're like, it's a hotelling

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Speaker 4: Just hurl my body to different places and different people

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Speaker 4: I just get to lay there and be an animal.

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Speaker 1: And when you go to hotels, like for me, I

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Speaker 2: You do from when I get there till the time.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't want them coming in to steal

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Speaker 1: my my Marshal's where.

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Speaker 2: My consignment clothes.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just I leave that up there because I don't

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Speaker 4: I don't mind them taking because they always do it

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Speaker 4: better than I do, you know, Like they always make

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Speaker 2: If you're there for a couple of days though, like

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Speaker 3: Yes, but I'm not there.

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Speaker 1: They won't see me, right, they can think that I'm

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Speaker 4: I'm laying there like eating macaroni and cheese in the room,

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Speaker 4: and I won't find a fork, so I'll use a

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Speaker 3: That's because I'm listen ladies.

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Speaker 2: Man, Okay, so you over here using your tensils and ship,

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Speaker 2: you could use you a coffee filter.

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Speaker 3: And get you tensils and you and got no man

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Husband.

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Speaker 4: The first time I spent the night at his house,

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Speaker 3: Like, am I ever going to see this? Motherfucker? I'm

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00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,760
Speaker 3: looking at this pictures just expecting as you go through

445
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,119
Speaker 3: the cabinets in the bathroom or I did I opened

446
00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:52,800
Speaker 3: that for like that? Yeah you gotta do that. Yeah,

447
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,600
Speaker 3: it was pretty standard man stuff. Where does he live?

448
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,800
Speaker 2: He was a great Now I live there, and okay,

449
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,480
Speaker 2: so he's got a nice part of Brooklyn.

450
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

451
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,280
Speaker 4: He was like I'm looking through those things just look,

452
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,760
Speaker 4: I mean looking at his pictures and I'm just like,

453
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,119
Speaker 4: where do I fit into this life?

454
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,400
Speaker 3: And then he walks out and he's like, oh, did

455
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,800
Speaker 3: you forget this? And I was trying to be.

456
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,720
Speaker 4: All, you know, cute and whatever, and uh, what he

457
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,440
Speaker 4: brought me was the longest goodwill receipt like you've ever seen,

458
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,600
Speaker 4: Like it was like a.

459
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,640
Speaker 3: Novella by Goodwill Way.

460
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,480
Speaker 4: And then stuck to the receipt was like a lollipop stick,

461
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,640
Speaker 4: like I'd eat a lot of stuck on a receipt

462
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,400
Speaker 4: such a princess, and then some nylon like pantyhose.

463
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,320
Speaker 3: I don't even usually wear pantyhose. I think I wore n

464
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:33,720
Speaker 3: for an.

465
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,600
Speaker 4: Audition or something like that, and it took the most

466
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,480
Speaker 4: disgusting cocktail of items.

467
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:38,639
Speaker 2: You know.

468
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,360
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there like babe, like trying to pretend

469
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,560
Speaker 4: like I'm the cleanest, loveliest girl, and it just brings

470
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,040
Speaker 4: me this sloven pile.

471
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,639
Speaker 3: How did that fall out?

472
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,640
Speaker 4: I guess it just fell out of my dumb sack.

473
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,399
Speaker 4: I always have a two big bag. Like if you

474
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,600
Speaker 4: look at you to the bottom of my bag, it's

475
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,639
Speaker 4: it's dis great. Yeah, my keys are usually in some

476
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,919
Speaker 4: peanut butter or something.

477
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,639
Speaker 3: You know. I guess I'm a wife now, but nobody

478
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,560
Speaker 3: respects so a mother. That's a thing, you know.

479
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,040
Speaker 4: I remember watching this, like this documentary about Princess Diana,

480
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,080
Speaker 4: and like the paparazzi was like hounding her, and she

481
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,760
Speaker 4: was like, as a mother, I just like a.

482
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,280
Speaker 3: Bit of privacy.

483
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,520
Speaker 4: I'm sure you can understand, Like I love the please

484
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,920
Speaker 4: just a bit of privacy with my children. And I'm like,

485
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,560
Speaker 4: I just want to start a sentence like that. But

486
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,520
Speaker 4: nobody cares about as a wife. You can't be as

487
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,600
Speaker 4: a wife.

488
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:25,439
Speaker 2: Like do you have kids? Yeah, And but the thing

489
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,680
Speaker 2: about your bag, it's it's that's what we do. We

490
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,119
Speaker 2: have overnight back, so you never know. You could be

491
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,119
Speaker 2: going to one gig to another gig and then all

492
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,959
Speaker 2: of a sudden her friend is like, girl, there's an

493
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:38,040
Speaker 2: after party and like at will Smith's house. Are you ready? Yeah, girl,

494
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,000
Speaker 2: I got an evening gown in my Duffel bag.

495
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,439
Speaker 3: Like you have a change of class. I have a change.

496
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,040
Speaker 1: Sidney texts me last night, like the after party for

497
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,080
Speaker 1: such and such is tonight. I'm going to try to

498
00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,360
Speaker 1: get us in and I was like, I'm not dressed,

499
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,719
Speaker 1: makeup on, my hair was to the side.

500
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,240
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, what did you go?

501
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:56,639
Speaker 1: No?

502
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,480
Speaker 3: I couldn't get in. I can't get in. I was like, damn.

503
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,879
Speaker 3: I was thirsty too. I was like, hey, where are

504
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,240
Speaker 3: you at?

505
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 2: You know when somebody text you like last minute, like

506
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,960
Speaker 2: where are you it's like, oh, you want something right

507
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 2: or you're already outside.

508
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,760
Speaker 4: It's always a tricky text yeah, because you was like,

509
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,399
Speaker 4: I do I want to be where you want me

510
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:15,560
Speaker 4: to be?

511
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,439
Speaker 3: Here? Yeah? I was at home? All cool, I'm outside

512
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:24,240
Speaker 3: like I'm at my dad's house. Oh home. Oh, I'm

513
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,360
Speaker 3: at the precinct right now.

514
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:29,119
Speaker 1: I know I'm at the club home, club home. Okay,

515
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,439
Speaker 1: so how long did you and this guy date for

516
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,120
Speaker 1: before you got real comfortable?

517
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,199
Speaker 4: We dated by a year, and I remember when I

518
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,119
Speaker 4: was about to leave the place, when his apartment, that

519
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,640
Speaker 4: first night of our cuddling sleepover, I.

520
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,879
Speaker 3: Said the dumbest thing, like I turn around, I go,

521
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 3: next time, I'll wear better panties. And I'm like, why

522
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 3: did I just say that?

523
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 4: It's not a sexy They weren't that bad. They weren't

524
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 4: like some grandma shit. I shouldn't even called attention.

525
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 3: They weren't like the planned panties like when you're gonna

526
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,760
Speaker 3: go to nd CD. Yeah, they weren't.

527
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 4: But I'm like, why did I even say that. It

528
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,200
Speaker 4: doesn't sound like a sexy sentence.

529
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 2: It was just came out all awkward, and I'm holding

530
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,680
Speaker 2: my good will receipts and I'm.

531
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 3: Like, next time, all wear better panties, and he goes.

532
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 4: I remember, he's like the thickest New York accent. His

533
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,119
Speaker 4: mom's Columbian, but he grew and he grew up like

534
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 4: deep Brooklyn. You know, nobody's got this thick New York accent.

535
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,159
Speaker 3: So he's like something to look forward.

536
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:25,280
Speaker 2: So that's hot now that's sexy something to look forward that.

537
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 3: It was pretty cute.

538
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 2: I'm so I now like half my life is spent

539
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 2: in firehouses. I'm so attracted to all of them. They're

540
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,719
Speaker 2: all like there's a there. A lot of them are

541
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 2: like aggressively hot.

542
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 3: It's confusing.

543
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: Okay, well go ahead. And it's introduced me to somebody's

544
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: fireman after this buck.

545
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 3: And she doesn't have a roommate, so she has like

546
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 3: a whole.

547
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:49,439
Speaker 4: Room firement party because sometimes they have party. That's how

548
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 4: we met. My friend brought me to this fireman party

549
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 4: and it was like an fdn Y Christmas party. She's

550
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,919
Speaker 4: a comedian, she's married to retired fireman and he they

551
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,719
Speaker 4: all get up on the bar.

552
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 3: They're giving speeches.

553
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 4: I was talking about this in my Netflix special because

554
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 4: they all have the same voice.

555
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,120
Speaker 3: They all talk like this, like I love you. It's

556
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,199
Speaker 3: a brotherhood. We're not just friends, but we're here for

557
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 3: each other.

558
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 4: It sounds like a thread, beautiful, like why am I

559
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 4: in trouble? Why do I feel like I'm under arrest

560
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 4: for some reason? Every speech is like that, like it's

561
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 4: exactly It's like fd and Y Foyer feitas. It sounds

562
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:23,160
Speaker 4: pretty foyasyus.

563
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 2: It's almost like Foyer for you.

564
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 4: But they're kind of like comics in it, Like they

565
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 4: just they work a couple of days a week. They

566
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,119
Speaker 4: have these weird you know, like like hours and lives,

567
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,199
Speaker 4: and everybody kind of doesn't really understand what they do

568
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 4: and asks the same sorts of questions about it.

569
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because honestly, I feel we should just talk

570
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 1: about fireman because I know nothing about them. But I

571
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 1: see the the trucks all the time, and it's like,

572
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: there's not a fire all the time, Like, where are

573
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 1: the trucks going.

574
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 4: Well, they go to they go to uh basically, these

575
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 4: are their biggest calls. They go to people think that

576
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 4: they smell gas in their building and usually it's nothing,

577
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 4: and but they're odor of the get these calls all

578
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 4: the time.

579
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 3: And then a bunch of fire come in and some guy's.

580
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 4: Embarrassed, like in front of his wife and she's talking

581
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 4: to him, you know, and then they walk out and

582
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,479
Speaker 4: I was like, do you laugh at people when you leave?

583
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,479
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, yeah, hold up, but it's better to

584
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,439
Speaker 3: be safe than sorry.

585
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 2: If you smell gas, you definitely have to hit somebody up.

586
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got they do that. Yeah, a lot of

587
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 4: their calls are definitely that. And then they get some

588
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 4: stuck at a lot of stuck elevators.

589
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 2: I'll come home again. Two stuck elevators, one cool, I

590
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 2: guess one over. It gains a dry dry fires happened

591
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: because of the lint. They people leave the lint and

592
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 2: the dryers dryer fire.

593
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 3: I was like, what is she saying.

594
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 4: He's like one dry fire, try fire fire, and so

595
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 4: they go to Yeah, a lot of it's that.

596
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 1: And imagine you wash your clothes, you separate the colors,

597
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 1: you throw them in the dryer, and you come down

598
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: and you'll close.

599
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 3: Her a fire.

600
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,679
Speaker 1: That's fucking nuts. My filings basement ship is one of

601
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: a kind. My rayon polyester blend. I mean, they should

602
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 1: all be on fire.

603
00:23:59,040 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 3: They should. They should be.

604
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: I would be stressed out about that.

605
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 4: They do building inspections. You see him for that. They

606
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 4: love to go to the grocery store. They're always at

607
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 4: the grocery store.

608
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 3: They sit around and eat too. They're like comics.

609
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 4: They sit around and eat until somebody asks them to,

610
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 4: you know, go on stage or whatever.

611
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 3: You know. They they do a lot of sitting around

612
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 3: talking shit too. So he understands you. He understands your

613
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 3: life because there it.

614
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gone a lot. How much do you travel?

615
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 3: I travel a lot. And he's been coming with me

616
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 3: everywhere so he can.

617
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 2: Go way comes down the road all the time.

618
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 3: He's like, where we going next, babe. And then and

619
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 3: then he'll get he'll lay on.

620
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 4: The bed with his app. He's got an app for

621
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 4: the fires. And here's the other thing about fireman. They

622
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 4: love the fires. They get upset when they miss a fire,

623
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 4: to be like, look at this baby, beautiful job up.

624
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 2: Ten seventy five, bright and dwelling fire on all floors.

625
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,679
Speaker 3: Look at that. The guys are probably going through the

626
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 3: front right now. They're lowering the hydrots, getting the bunch

627
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 3: sweaty on the rig. What's the fire app?

628
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 4: It's like, I can't remember what it's called, but it's

629
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 4: some FD and Y app where they see all the

630
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 4: latest fires.

631
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 2: And it's like CNN, but there's for five pictures for fires.

632
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 3: There's just say which jobs.

633
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 4: And he always speaks to me like I understand all

634
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 4: these military codes.

635
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, these boys are going to work.

636
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 4: It's not it's not ten twenty one, it's a ten

637
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 4: seventy five lowering the rigs right now with the nidrids,

638
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 4: he got the probe's outside.

639
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, am I the first.

640
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 2: Ten seventy five is a fire is like a healthy

641
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 2: jeb like, you know, like a second alarm, Like these

642
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 2: boys are going to work second alarm.

643
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 3: The boys.

644
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 2: So when you say the boys, that means everybody that's

645
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: on a truck truck.

646
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they have certain they all have different posts.

647
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 3: He's a captain now, so.

648
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 4: So he'll send some of his guys in this way

649
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 4: or that way, and they all have different ways of

650
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 4: attacking the fire. After when we first like had sex, afterwards,

651
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 4: I always act like he had a show called behind

652
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 4: the Fire.

653
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 3: In the Fuego, Oh my interview to Bete, I'm gonna

654
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 3: take you behind the fire.

655
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 4: And then I always acted like he had this show

656
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 4: where he only had a T shirt on and no boxers,

657
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 4: like I know my balls and diggera right now, but

658
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 4: I'm going to take you. But we're not talking about that.

659
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 4: We're talking about what happens behind them. He's like, nothing

660
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 4: happens behind that makes no.

661
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: Sense, Rachel, How does he even take you serious?

662
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 3: He can't I put his captain's hat on all the time.

663
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 3: As soon as I come home, I put it on

664
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 3: my hat. I'm like, respect the rank. Please.

665
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Speaker 1: So he goes on the road with you, and you

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Speaker 1: travel a lot.

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Speaker 3: How many weeks out of the year would you say

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Speaker 3: that you're on the road. I'm probably saying right now.

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Speaker 4: I saw it down a little bit, so I'm like,

723
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 4: away like two weekends a year. But he, you know,

724
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 4: he works a couple of days in a row overnights.

725
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 4: They call him twenty fours at the firehouse. So they'll

726
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Speaker 4: he'll work a couple of twenty fours and then and

727
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Speaker 4: then I'm like, you want to go to Nashville this

728
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 4: weekend or whatever, and so he'll get a ticket and

729
00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 4: he likes to come along.

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Speaker 3: He'll like to hang with the comics, and you know,

731
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Speaker 3: usually comedians like they don't care for a boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: That's what I was going to ask I'm like men,

733
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 2: male comics, they bring their wives, their girlfriends, whatever, and

734
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: it's fine, everybody accept it. But if you're a woman

735
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Speaker 2: and you're you're a man, it's like, wait, why why

736
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Speaker 2: would you do that. It's not like people are throwing

737
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: dick at you anyway after a show, so it's like,

738
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Speaker 2: why not bring it?

739
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 4: But they usually people don't want that guy anywhere around,

740
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 4: you know, like at the table, the cellar, they're like,

741
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 4: beat it, we don't hear his dumb story. Yeah, but

742
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Speaker 4: I do feel like you can kind of people like

743
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Speaker 4: fireman people.

744
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Speaker 3: So he's so different. He's not trying to be funny

745
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Speaker 3: at all.

746
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: He just kind of gets a kick out of it

747
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: all naturally funny because we're like laughing and everything.

748
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: He's said. Yeah, he's like he's hot, he's pretty cute.

749
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so and it's like, but he's not this,

750
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Speaker 4: he's it's so different. So I think people have like

751
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 4: a general kind of interest in it, you know. And

752
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Speaker 4: he doesn't have a headshot. He's not trying to be

753
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Speaker 4: part of our world.

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Speaker 2: So that's what you do for now, like in the beginning,

755
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: you never know, like three years down the road, he's

756
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Speaker 2: got this fucking yohistic because you've got a notebook and

757
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: you're like, wait, are you going to open mics? Well,

758
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Speaker 2: I'm turning the house until open mic. The boys are

759
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Speaker 2: gonna come home.

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Speaker 3: Boys. He loves to.

761
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Speaker 4: Tease me because he knows that's my worst nightmare that

762
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Speaker 4: he would ever want to do stand up. He's like, yeah,

763
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Speaker 4: I got it, type five, type five. Think it's good,

764
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 4: said directly, the comedy said, do you a comedy? Saidral

765
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Speaker 4: But no, he has, thank god, no intentions. But when

766
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Speaker 4: he came out for the taping of the Netflix special,

767
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Speaker 4: he had never been to la before, and he had

768
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Speaker 4: no he never been like on a set. So he

769
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Speaker 4: just wanders up to the director of the special and

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Speaker 4: you know, after the special, you they tape you like walking,

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Speaker 4: they tape your entrance. You'll be walking all the way

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Speaker 4: through the crowd. It's like that awkward moment where you're like,

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Speaker 4: what is my arm always done?

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Speaker 2: When it's we They don't do it before, try to

775
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Speaker 2: do it after they do it after.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they tape that do that.

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Speaker 4: I guess I'm not really sure, but I guess like

778
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Speaker 4: it's just like a separate shoot. So they want to

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Speaker 4: get the special in the bank first, or whatever the

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Speaker 4: term is, and then they want to get all those

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Speaker 4: little extra moments, and so they have you walking from

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Speaker 4: outside of the theater all the way and through people,

783
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Speaker 4: and it's just one of those long walks that feel

784
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Speaker 4: so dumb and awkward as this camera is following you. Like,

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Speaker 4: I just felt like there's no way to do this naturally,

786
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 4: and like, what's my elbow been doing?

787
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Speaker 3: It looks kind of cool when it's in the final product.

788
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Speaker 3: Watch it.

789
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Speaker 2: I always like it too makes sense.

790
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Speaker 4: But it was funny because he was watching it and

791
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Speaker 4: he's like, he goes, I don't think you should do that.

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Speaker 3: You know, he goes, he already did this special. It's

793
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Speaker 3: a it shouldn't have be done. I was like, you

794
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 3: have no information to offer anyone, and then they tell you.

795
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 4: And then he walks up to the director and I

796
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 4: watched him. He's usually just eating chips. I'm always wondering

797
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 4: when I'm on the set. I'm like, is he like

798
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Speaker 4: intrigued b is he looking over like her? No, she's

799
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 4: usually just eating chips, kind of looking at it around

800
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Speaker 4: at the wall.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, is he looking up at me like her life?

802
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: No?

803
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 4: He's usually yeah, just eating some sort of doritos, and

804
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 4: he just walks up to this guy, the.

805
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Speaker 3: Director of the special, and he's like, I don't think you.

806
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 4: Should have to do that because you know, like she

807
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 4: already did this special, right, And then she does that

808
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 4: long walk after she looks tired.

809
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 2: You should just let it looks tired, said she's exhausted

810
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Speaker 2: because I think she's done.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, Pete, no, you can't. That guy,

812
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 3: you have no information for that. He could possibly drinking. No,

813
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: he wasn't. He was just was just a man, never

814
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 3: been on a set. He doesn't know.

815
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Speaker 4: But the best thing about fireman is I was like,

816
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I was like, he doesn't like now.

817
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 4: I was like, he's a fireman. The guy's like, thank

818
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 4: you for your service, Like right away. They always have

819
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 4: a bunch of questions for your service.

820
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rachel, we're gonna have to go back and do

821
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: it again.

822
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Speaker 3: We're gonna run it one more time. Yeah, he was.

823
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Speaker 4: Then he just wanted to ask him all these questions

824
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 4: about being a fireman. So it's a perfect excuse when

825
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 4: he's a fool.

826
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Speaker 2: That's good for you that you were able to do both,

827
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 2: you know, get you a man. That's also like cool,

828
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: like people like firefighters.

829
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Speaker 3: It's fun.

830
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 4: When I'm on a plane, I'll tell everybody like I

831
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 4: try to use it to get free stuff.

832
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 3: He's always shaking. Husband's a firefighter.

833
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, don't you have like first responder upgrade. They're like,

834
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 4: that's not.

835
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Speaker 3: You know, do what you gotta do to get what

836
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 3: you can get to. They'll be like, bring the beverage

837
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,239
Speaker 3: card down.

838
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'll have a ginger. He's a fireman. He's

839
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 4: always like, that's not useful right now, but I like and.

840
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 3: Then they're like, thank you, keep a yes, sire, and

841
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: they give him like a little a little little gin.

842
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: They send him an extra bag of chip. They're like,

843
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 2: this is on us, and You're like, but they're free. Yeah,

844
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: that's it was nine hundred dollars. Gives me all the chips.

845
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll use it. I'll use it.

846
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: I'm a firewife now I'm telling everyone a firewife. Rachel,

847
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: tell me tell me about some of these hotels you've.

848
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 3: Been in it.

849
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 2: What's your least favorite hotels stay?

850
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 4: I hate to do you like this Howard Johnson's, but

851
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 4: I've had some tougher Howard Johnson.

852
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 3: It sounds like it's in like, uh, like Florida. Somewhere

853
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 3: is Howard Johnson. I think I did stay in Howard

854
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 3: Johnson's It was Tampa, I believe. Okay.

855
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 4: When I started stand up, I would stay in hotels

856
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 4: where I mean like I would go on orbits at

857
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 4: the time, and I would get like a forty dollars

858
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 4: hotel room, and I'm like, you can get a hotel

859
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,959
Speaker 4: for forty dollars, But meanwhile it's like, no, you can

860
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 4: get it actively dangerous hotel, like there'd be holes in

861
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 4: the sheets, like car terror. There was many terror years

862
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 4: of just staying in the most jacked up, trifling places.

863
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 2: And it was fine because you're like, this is what

864
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: I'm doing.

865
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Speaker 3: I love.

866
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Speaker 1: You're not used to like a nicer like you can

867
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: do a yankie place until you stay in a nice

868
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: place and then you're like.

869
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 3: Oh, out of here. Yeah, I've been doing this wrong.

870
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Speaker 3: Not catching out the quality In again.

871
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: We went we did some shows in Miami last year

872
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: and we stayed at the Quality In and they were like,

873
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: there was a little cover on the the in the

874
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: drain in the bathroom, and they were like, make sure

875
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: you leave that closed because things crawl up at night.

876
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 3: There was a roach in our room.

877
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 2: Sydney went to put her shoe on. There was a

878
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 2: roach in the shoe. The roach had a bikini on

879
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 2: and everything.

880
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 3: And and whatnot. Threw the shoe off. The bell.

881
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: The roach was like, you should try the peanutlata.

882
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 3: It was not quality and it's jacked quality and is

883
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 3: not quality.

884
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: We had a moto and it says, I you're already

885
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: like on a shaky.

886
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 3: Ground and I always try to like downput the in this.

887
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 3: I'll be like it's a boutique.

888
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 4: I'm like, not now, it's shacked up actively dangerous friends

889
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 4: and read.

890
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 2: The yelp review the yelp. One of the Yelp reviews

891
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: was like, oh, there was like four or five gun shots.

892
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 3: Someone got killed. I would have come back.

893
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: It wasn't there wasn't a gunshots.

894
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 3: I probably would stay here again. And they don't care.

895
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 4: They really don't care, Like they'll send any sex offender

896
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 4: to pick up the comedian from the airport just you know,

897
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 4: like I've got picked up by some of the most

898
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 4: suspicious characters, just like where they're just crackling with insanity,

899
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 4: like you can feel their feel the value.

900
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get off the plane, You're like, is that

901
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 3: shuge night with my name on the face of pipe?

902
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 3: Get your bag?

903
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: No, because you know how they grab your bag for you.

904
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 2: When you get the drivers, it's like pull your own ship.

905
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, you're that rude ass, the rude ash

906
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: driver that won't lug your tiny carry on.

907
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 4: I remember get doing this gig in Vegas and they

908
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 4: sent this guy picked me up from a the airport.

909
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 4: He was wearing like a Halloween shirt and it was

910
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 4: like July, you know. And and just I had the biggest,

911
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,240
Speaker 4: dumbest suitit. I used to call my suitcase the Red Dragon.

912
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 4: It was this big pile of garbage, but I brought

913
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 4: it everywhere. I was always with the Red Dragon. And

914
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 4: he I'm pulling it up those airport stairs. He's watching

915
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 4: me like nothing, not even the tiniest hand.

916
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 3: He looked at his phone. He was like, you're gonna

917
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 3: be a while, Yeah.

918
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 4: Just watching me, just lugging the dumb red Dragon. I mean,

919
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 4: and it was it was heavy many airport stairs. The

920
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 4: elevator was broken.

921
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 3: He didn't give a fuck.

922
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 4: Wow.

923
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, so you just want to do

924
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 3: it yourself. You're just gonna have to figure it out.

925
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: So the Howard Johnson, Howar Johnson sounds like a like

926
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: a dude who has like really good meat at his barbecue.

927
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: You going to Howard today, Howard Howard Johnson's on the

928
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: grove and it does it sounds like good barbecue.

929
00:36:59,239 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 3: Bad hotel.

930
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, fine, fine, fine porkling.

931
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 2: He's grilling with those sandals, those like grated sandals. Yeah,

932
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: the sandals with the with the little bucket wo.

933
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, the brown ones, but I say the

934
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: good ones.

935
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 3: They threw us a bachelor bachelor party at this Dream Hotel.

936
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 3: Love the Dream That was beautiful. That was really long.

937
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 2: Services great, Yeah, that was good.

938
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 4: They'll give you anything anything. You get a dumb urge

939
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 4: at two a m. You know, for some sort of

940
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 4: specific avocado egg thing coke.

941
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: Hey, I was like eggs eggs, Benedict. I mean.

942
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 3: You got dick down there, bring it up.

943
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 2: No, No, the Dream Hotel is cute. They they did

944
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: you go to the pool they have.

945
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and they put like they made us a

946
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 3: little party.

947
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 4: But they put fire hats in the they had a

948
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 4: hot tub in the room and they put a bunch

949
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 4: of fire.

950
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 3: We had a hot they gave us. It was a

951
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 3: pretty sweet party. Wow.

952
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really fun. They had people come by

953
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 4: and do like cryo facials and and nails and wait

954
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 4: what massages.

955
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: There was a big dream a dream. Yeah, that's how

956
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 2: you do that's how you do a bacheoette, Like yeah,

957
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 2: the stuff, all the dicks and the stripper like, no,

958
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: thank she's married to a fireman.

959
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 3: He's literally right now.

960
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's married to what she don't eat a straw

961
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 2: with like a dildo on it?

962
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 3: No thank you. Yeah, there were no dick necklaces. I

963
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 3: was proud of that.

964
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: But I had a bachelor party with not a dick

965
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 2: necklace in sight. Wow, did you have any crazy dick straw?

966
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: Any crazy requests for room service?

967
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 3: That?

968
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 4: I mean usually I just like I like to have

969
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 4: a lot of milkshakes and dumb hours. I like, I know,

970
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 4: I eat like a six year old, Like it's like

971
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 4: one croissant, one milkshap, like just the dumbest orders where

972
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 4: they're like, are you an adult?

973
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 3: You know what kind of milkshake are you? Are you

974
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 3: going for? I love chocolate milkshake and I love a

975
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 3: strawberry milkshake vanilla. It's very satisfy.

976
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: Think milkshake that when you try to drink it through

977
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: the straw and like like it comes out real slow.

978
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

979
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 4: When I have a hangover, I do a joy and

980
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 4: Vanilla milkshake especially.

981
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 3: It's very soothing. Yeah, yeah it is. It's a good time. Yeah.

982
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 4: I remember Chris Rock had this joke about hotels about

983
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 4: how like once women experience something, they always want that

984
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 4: like what you were saying about the quality in like

985
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 4: once you leave the quality, like once you stay at

986
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 4: the other place, you that's it. And he was talking

987
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 4: about how I'm sure going to butcher this Christrock drug

988
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 4: and he was talking about how his wife he's like,

989
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 4: I still when I'm at the plaza, I'm like the plaza,

990
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 4: you know, Like yeah, but he said, his wife calls downstairs,

991
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 4: like I said, cinnamonntoast. You know, she's already expecting the

992
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 4: exact thing she had last time.

993
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm so thankful to be there. She's like,

994
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 3: sinnam men, cinnamon toast. I've been in the plaza, but

995
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: I have never stayed at the plaza.

996
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: That I never stayed the plaza. The sheets on their beds, Oh,

997
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 2: it's like.

998
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: You knew who were you at the plaza with I'll

999
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: break that down. Listen, who did you go with?

1000
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 2: Just know that I was at the plaza with somebody

1001
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 2: who was paying for the plaza, somebody who was paying

1002
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 2: for the paying for the No, it's a friend, somebody

1003
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 2: else is paying for the hotel for her, the plaza

1004
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 2: and the four Seasons and the world for story. It

1005
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,879
Speaker 2: was those Are you were just with a friend at all? Three?

1006
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 2: I were three like most expensive hotels in Manhattan. I

1007
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 2: would hop with friends that just they just got just

1008
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 2: got it like that, just getting hotels.

1009
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: Getting hotels, what Rachel, Rachel's doing?

1010
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: Getting no tails.

1011
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 4: We stayed another like we did another hotel tonight thing

1012
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 4: where they or they the whole family got together to

1013
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 4: meet each other or whatever. And my dad, See, we're

1014
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 4: not like his family. They know how to fix things. Juice,

1015
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 4: we don't know about. My dad just takes like sickly naps,

1016
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,439
Speaker 4: you know what I.

1017
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 3: Mean, and lean nabs.

1018
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 4: He's a great man, but he doesn't know how to

1019
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 4: fix things or operate a fuse box.

1020
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 3: I mean, he's he's impressive.

1021
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 4: He's a civil rights lawyer and a blues musician, but

1022
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 4: you you know, yeah, he could play.

1023
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 3: Dad is Bill Clinton. That's what I was gonna say.

1024
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 4: He's piano and Zidico accordion and he's incredible.

1025
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 2: He plays all by Indian. Your dad be like accordion harmonica. Yeah,

1026
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 2: you got the little hat Hurricane Howie.

1027
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 3: He was a tiny vest.

1028
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 4: Does your dad he does somewhere he wears a little

1029
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,720
Speaker 4: Chinese Marty craffee.

1030
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 3: He's in the New Orleans best he wears the Aladdin

1031
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 3: vest with like an undershirt. Does he do this on

1032
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 3: the train? Does he excuse me? Ladies and gentlemen raising

1033
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 3: like blues clubs in DC? Now, you know?

1034
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 4: And he just he teaches civil rights now and he

1035
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 4: just plays blues at night. But he doesn't know how

1036
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 4: to fix a thing, like, you know, if a tires out,

1037
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 4: forget it. He's not the man to call, you know,

1038
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 4: you will just call a doctor if a tire's not working.

1039
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 4: So I was trying to explain my dad to him,

1040
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 4: and I'm like and and my dad meets him and

1041
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 4: this is the first thing he says to him in

1042
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 4: the hotel, so humiliated, goes.

1043
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 3: You're a fireman.

1044
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 4: And then he goes to tell you what, I got

1045
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 4: a dead squirrel in the backyard.

1046
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 3: Maybe you can help me out with that a dead squirrel.

1047
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, he's a fireman, he's not a taxidermist. No,

1048
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 3: your dad has a dead squirrel, and he asked him

1049
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 3: to help him. Yes, because you have.

1050
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 2: To dispose of these animals.

1051
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 3: You know how you do that?

1052
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: You get a bag right now, throw it over the

1053
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: fence to the people next door.

1054
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 3: You turn the bag inside out, throw it out of way.

1055
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 1: No, you can't do that. Throw it at the neighbor's yard.

1056
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: And now it's like, it's.

1057
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,760
Speaker 3: A fine if you don't magic, it's a it's a fine.

1058
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 3: I don't have a yard.

1059
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 2: A squirrel dies, I'm sliding it.

1060
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: With my foot across the street, and then I'm gonna

1061
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: be like, well that's that's stay squirrel.

1062
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 5: Yo.

1063
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 2: If like say, for instance, like you have a dead

1064
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 2: possum like in front of your building, like you have to.

1065
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: I've never even seen a possum in real life. I

1066
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: don't think they live animal.

1067
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they not firemen. But listen, my dad goes,

1068
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 4: you take care of that dead squirrel carcass for me.

1069
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 4: Here's a beautiful sentence, very cleosy. He goes, you take

1070
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 4: care of that dead squirrel for me. Peter I'll tell

1071
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 4: you what I'll slip you with twenty.

1072
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 3: I'll slip you that's what I say to your future husband. Yeah,

1073
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 3: like it's not.

1074
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 4: A slip first of all if you announce it ahead

1075
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 4: of time. And he looked at me like is he serious?

1076
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 4: So it was like about everything except for the twenty

1077
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 4: you're money a red scent from how I.

1078
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 3: Don't know why people are so weird about animals.

1079
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: My friend Valerie was in her car driving and a

1080
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: bunch of geese jumped into like they were crossing the street.

1081
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 2: And she hit them. She hit the geese.

1082
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh my god, like she's like

1083
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: a person with feelings, and she like pulled over to

1084
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: the side and people were driving by and they're like,

1085
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: you're a month s. People were calling the cops on

1086
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: my friend because she hit a bunch of geese crossing

1087
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: the street real slow, and the cops were like, yeah,

1088
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: we can't, like there's nothing that we can do.

1089
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't respond to geese slang. Is it black? Geese?

1090
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: Don't really, But people were driving by and my friend's

1091
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: like crying in the driver like they're like, you're a monster.

1092
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 3: You should burn it. It's like, oh, she just accidentally

1093
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 3: accidentally hit geese. Though it's a whole group of it.

1094
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 3: It's not school of school of geese. You can see them.

1095
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 3: There's gaggle gaggle. It was which guy is the factchecker here?

1096
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: I like, no, one's it's not a school of geese.

1097
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 3: His expression the whole hour is so cute.

1098
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 4: It's just like has the most attentive learning and this

1099
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 4: one and the other guy just looks like he's not interested.

1100
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 3: He's just like, yeah, let's go to a collar.

1101
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 5: You know.

1102
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 3: He's learning.

1103
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Anyway, people are weird when it comes to animals.

1104
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: But like, I don't want to see animals in my hotel.

1105
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to see them like all my balcony.

1106
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to see them in the pool that

1107
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm do you how do you feel about a hotel

1108
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: pool because a lot of them I.

1109
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 3: Feel are gross.

1110
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 4: I guess if you think about it, they're gross. But

1111
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 4: I don't really care about germs. I forget about germs.

1112
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 4: Some people walk around and they really are aware of potential.

1113
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 3: You know that you don't care about you? Yeah, I

1114
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,879
Speaker 3: don't share anybody's cup. I don't care.

1115
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 2: I mean, you're using chlorox wipes for everything, So.

1116
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 3: I do I love a wipe. Yeah, I've always loved

1117
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 3: a wipe.

1118
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: Now, when you stay in different hotels, do you do

1119
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: you bring? I bring my own pillowcases?

1120
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 3: Do you wow?

1121
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: So you run staying in a certain way, like she

1122
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 2: has flip flops to get in a shower.

1123
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 3: The bitches a lot.

1124
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: But if I stay in Airbnb, I'm bringing my own sheet. Yeah,

1125
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: I'm I'm stripping the bed. I'm putting my sheets down,

1126
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping on them, and then I'm rolling them up

1127
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,280
Speaker 1: and making the bed at the end of the shame

1128
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: me the.

1129
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 3: Whole time you were in this hotel.

1130
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 2: She's like, Oh, you're wearing any sandals and they shower

1131
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: ill you sleep in those sheets?

1132
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 3: You're putting your face on the pillow. Growing up, she

1133
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 3: does same thing to me.

1134
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 4: She's like, wait, chall gross, like everything I every impulse

1135
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 4: I have she finds.

1136
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: But we're at the Quality Inn City already put her

1137
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: foot on a roach. She's in the shower with no

1138
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: shower shoes on.

1139
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 3: I never even I've never wore a showered shoe in

1140
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 3: my life, and my dumb life.

1141
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm going on an old Davy flip flap flap to

1142
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 1: get in the shower.

1143
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: Really, I didn't even know shower flip flops were. Oh

1144
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 3: my gods, I got it. I got in the shower

1145
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 3: on the roach, had a towel on. Excuse me wrap

1146
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 3: his hair up. He was like, excuse me, I'm not finished?

1147
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 3: Could you not? Could you not? Wait? Do you guys

1148
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,280
Speaker 3: wear shower shoes?

1149
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 4: I know, probably not supposed to address the gentleman when

1150
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 4: during a live recording here, but gross.

1151
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 3: Familiar. You know, listen, bring a shower stand.

1152
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: I've been in friends' houses and I've gotten in their

1153
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 1: shower with my flip flaps on.

1154
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,720
Speaker 3: Wow, you must have the loveliest feet.

1155
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 1: Yes, but not with a shoe, a closed shoe. I'll

1156
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: pick a squirrel with a dead shoe. I mean a

1157
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: closed toad shoe. I'm not gonna have a sand like.

1158
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it in the burket stop.

1159
00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 3: See.

1160
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 4: I always just assume I'm the one that should apologize

1161
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 4: for whatever I'm bringing to the table. Like when we

1162
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 4: used to leave friend's houses when I was a kid,

1163
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 4: My mom used to get I had to go back

1164
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 4: to the house if I didn't do this, to find

1165
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 4: the father, the mother and say like thank you, for

1166
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 4: having me, mister cap And if I didn't say thank

1167
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 4: you for having me, then I got a nice, good

1168
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 4: sweet smack up side my head in the car. But

1169
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 4: you have to say thank you for having me. But

1170
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 4: I still feel like that, like I walk around.

1171
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 3: Like beg you for having me. I'm sorry about whatever.

1172
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 2: If I leave housekeeping a note, I leave them a

1173
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 2: little like yeah, like, because I'm the type of person

1174
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 2: who leaves the heat on very high in my room,

1175
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: I'll leave a mess like they're One hotel I went to,

1176
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 2: I think it was the Sheraton. They fixed my makeup

1177
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 2: because it was all it looked like it exploded all

1178
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 2: they organized everything, and when I immediately I saw it,

1179
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 2: I was like, that was bitches, so much shit. And

1180
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 2: then I was like, oh wow, everything's here. They just

1181
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 2: like made it very neat. They make it all nice.

1182
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: They make that little classic Oh my god, I do

1183
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: that by myself.

1184
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 3: Y'all are trash. I left.

1185
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 2: I left twenty dollars. I said, thank you so much,

1186
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 2: you love twenty dollars for the people because they fixed

1187
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 2: your makeup. Listen, and I was at one. I went

1188
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 2: to another hotel and I gave a tip and the

1189
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 2: woman was like, they don't do that here.

1190
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 3: Thank you. So it was did you make the ladies

1191
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 3: sound like a slave? They don't know that we can.

1192
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 3: It was actually a white woman. I was like, oh

1193
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 3: my god, there's a white slave here. I'll be back.

1194
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: Come on, Hannah, I'll be back.

1195
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 3: That's awful. No, don't touch my makeup.

1196
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: Don't I put the I put the hand towel down

1197
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: and I put my makeup on top of that. I

1198
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: do that, so I already do that, and then I

1199
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: put a towel down in front of the tubs.

1200
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 2: So when I step out, the kind of woman I

1201
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 2: want my shower shoes. Yeahs, it's not classy.

1202
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: I'm just too gemophobic, just like like touching things.

1203
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 3: I mean, you want a tight shir that's a lot.

1204
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 4: I always wanted to be one of those lovely but

1205
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 4: like if you ever look at my mom's like things

1206
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 4: on her dresser, and she would always have them just

1207
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 4: her look like such a perfect.

1208
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 3: Lady dresser and her I don't have any like that.

1209
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 3: I'm mat sure your lady dresser very impressive.

1210
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 2: It's cocoa butter to the side. Rachel Edibles.

1211
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 3: You take your outfits out of the suitcase and hang

1212
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 3: them up. Do you do that? That sounds a lot

1213
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 3: about a woman. You don't do that.

1214
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 4: Some times he gets mad at me because he wants

1215
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 4: me to unpack as soon as I go home, and

1216
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, why you can't when somebody else unpacked,

1217
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 4: I can't relate to that. Why could that possibly bother

1218
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 4: you when I unpacked my suitcase? But he is very organized.

1219
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 2: I never unpack immediately. I let whatever settle, whatever dust

1220
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 2: settle to the bottom.

1221
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 3: Whatever quality.

1222
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 4: Injest, if there's a lot you know that unpacked, repack,

1223
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 4: it's like, that's my whole life.

1224
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 3: Give it them, let me give it a moment.

1225
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: Let the suitcase sit there for a couple of days,

1226
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: and I live out of the suitcase.

1227
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,439
Speaker 3: I want to get home to me too sometimes too.

1228
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: Did you know that that little weird stand thing at

1229
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: the hotels for you to unpack your suitcase?

1230
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 3: Yes? Did you know that?

1231
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 4: I did know, and I only learned it like after

1232
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 4: I've been on the road for like twelve years.

1233
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm a slow learner. But now I put

1234
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 3: it there.

1235
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: You got to satisfy your suitcase up and put it

1236
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 1: on that thing, and that's what you're supposed to.

1237
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 4: And also, did you know you get a good packing

1238
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 4: tip is you put your stuff in your shoes, put

1239
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 4: your put your socks in your shoes or like or like.

1240
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 4: If you want to stuff more things in a suitcase,

1241
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 4: you put things inside of shoes.

1242
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 3: I learned that from mom.

1243
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: Nah, I thought you were supposed to sit on the

1244
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 1: suitcase to pack it.

1245
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 3: I do that too, sit zip yeah, I do sit. Yeah.

1246
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 2: If you wear spandex, that's great for packing because you

1247
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 2: literally keep folding and folding.

1248
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 3: Rolling.

1249
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 4: Rolling is also better than folding for packing. Let's wrinkles

1250
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 4: if you roll. I've earned a few fun loving tips.

1251
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 3: So we Sitney irons at the hotel.

1252
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: She'll use the iron wow, And I'm like, girl, I

1253
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: just used that spray.

1254
00:50:54,400 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 3: There's like some irons for yes, trial size down good. No,

1255
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 3: it's good.

1256
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: It works, but you spray it on something that's wrinkled

1257
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: and it'll unwrinkle it.

1258
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 3: Yes.

1259
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 2: Yes, But we were at the Stratosphere and let me

1260
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,760
Speaker 2: tell you, they put a lock on the motherfucking iron

1261
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,760
Speaker 2: and table.

1262
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 3: It was crazy.

1263
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 2: I was like, who is stealing iron and irons here

1264
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 2: in Vegas?

1265
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 3: This is trash.

1266
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: I can't believe you stayed at the Stratosphere. That's great anyway. Yeah,

1267
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: because I see my friend, I say, have you done Vegas? Like, like,

1268
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: what hotels? Have you seen him there?

1269
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 4: Let's see, I was at Harrah's, which is the you

1270
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 4: stay at the hotel there, like the Harrah's Hotel. God,

1271
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 4: I mean I stayed like when I'm opening for Schumer,

1272
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 4: we stay at the nice places like the Writs and

1273
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 4: stuff like that.

1274
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,760
Speaker 3: Are you friends with Schumer? Okay?

1275
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 5: Right?

1276
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1277
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 4: We have a podcast, yes, name called Three Girls One Keith.

1278
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 4: It's me Schumer, Keith Robinson. And let's I know, Keith

1279
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 4: is my buddy so grumpy, it's hysterical. The Yeah, it's

1280
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 4: just Keith, Amy, me and our friend Bridget So we

1281
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 4: have a podcast together on Spotify, Three Girls, One Keith.

1282
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 3: But yeah, she was my bridesmaid Amy, here's that. It

1283
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 3: was fun. Yeah, what's like to have a famous bridesmaid?

1284
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 3: She was pretty cool. I mean, neither of us know a.

1285
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 2: Lot about like and she ain't doing none of the

1286
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 2: ship you asked like, because people will be asking a

1287
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 2: lot of bridesmaids, like you got to go to all

1288
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 2: these parties. You gotta plan, plan, plan, you gotta send

1289
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 2: out emails, they gotta like, you gotta.

1290
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 3: Wear the ugly dress dress for the bridesmaids. No, I

1291
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 3: think they're pretty cute.

1292
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 4: They're like just normal like long navy dresses maybe yeah, good,

1293
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 4: Yeah they were.

1294
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 3: They were pretty cute. They they really liked him. I

1295
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 3: just I just had two. But I don't.

1296
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 4: I don't know about stuff like that. So I didn't

1297
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 4: really make anybody do. And everybody was telling me what

1298
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 4: I was supposed to do.

1299
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 2: The bridesmaids ar and is pretty as you and You're like,

1300
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not worried about this, yeah at all.

1301
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 2: I'm the bride.

1302
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 3: I'm getting married. Yeah, I didn't know about anything like that.

1303
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 4: Like, it was his mother that would call me up

1304
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 4: and she would tell me things that I and she

1305
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 4: had a vision for wedding.

1306
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 3: You know, she had been dreaming about the day her

1307
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,240
Speaker 3: whole life exactly. My mom is like super liberal.

1308
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 4: She's just like I hope it's a rock and time,

1309
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 4: you know, like she doesn't know it at all. Yeah,

1310
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 4: She's like she was like weddings rock, Like she had

1311
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 4: no insight to offer.

1312
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 3: And his mom was.

1313
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 4: Like, sweetheart, I see the suit that I see on

1314
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 4: the Tony's I would like Peter to wear these SUITI

1315
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 4: is from a person named Joshua.

1316
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 3: He's an actor named Joshua from the Tony's. Honey, can

1317
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 3: you wear these suits? I love it?

1318
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 4: And it was it was josh Grobin, but I was like,

1319
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 4: I was trying to figure out what is the your

1320
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 4: mom wants you to wear the suit of Joshua from

1321
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 4: the Tonys.

1322
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 3: I'm like, what She's like, he's a tuxedo, honey from

1323
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 3: Joshua's from the Tony's.

1324
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 2: It's a tuxedo, Honey, learn about it.

1325
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 4: He's like, she can wear the tuxedo from Joshua from

1326
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 4: the Tony's. And then I found Joshua from the Tony's

1327
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, you know what, the toxedo

1328
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 4: is kind of sharp, so I was like, you want

1329
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 4: to wear a tux So we had him basically in

1330
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 4: the same tex as Joshua from the.

1331
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 2: Tony Toxedo did Josh Grobin one of the Tonies.

1332
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 4: I think it was this like adult ching, but I

1333
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 4: can't remember the name of the brand.

1334
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 3: It's on my phone. Had we got like the We

1335
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 3: got like the lower rent version of that, but it

1336
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 3: is so nice.

1337
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 2: So we have a fashion over version exactly.

1338
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 3: It's called Indo Chino there in Soho. It's like a

1339
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 3: good place, it's a good talks place, but it's on

1340
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 3: like Dulce Gabana.

1341
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so he You also weren't going to like

1342
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 2: Burlington Go factory for these suits.

1343
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 3: No, somewhere in between.

1344
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, Target does tuxeedles o. Whoa they got

1345
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 2: a black label note wow, conscious brand. I'm here for

1346
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 2: all of that.

1347
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 3: Okay.

1348
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: So we talked about your Is there anything that like,

1349
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: is there a like an inside thing that you know

1350
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: about hotels that you feel like people don't take advantage of, well,

1351
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: people don't know or Sydney even well.

1352
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 4: I mean this isn't really, this is not in any

1353
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 4: way inside. But so the answer to that is no,

1354
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 4: But you can eat. I mean, there are a lot

1355
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 4: of great snacks in that little fridge, and I say,

1356
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 4: just give him to yourself, all stuff, every fun loving

1357
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 4: treat right.

1358
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 3: In my face. You have paid for it. I know,

1359
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 3: you gotta pay for it. I know, and it's over

1360
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:03,760
Speaker 3: bryce and it is. But I like those snacks.

1361
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 2: Like one time I saw Twizzlers ten dollars, fucking way

1362
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 2: ten dollars, ten dollars I was like, is this a

1363
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 2: movie theaters?

1364
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 5: Like?

1365
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: Why is Twizzlers this month? This is this is what

1366
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: you gotta do, Rachel. Before you get to the hotel,

1367
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: you gotta go to like a Walgreens or or a

1368
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: Dwayne Read and pick up all your snacks from there

1369
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,919
Speaker 1: then eat them in your room.

1370
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that is true. I do sometimes do those

1371
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 4: drug store trips. I'll get myself some sort of protein

1372
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 4: and shine water. Yeah, one of those big old waters. Yeah,

1373
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 4: I go. I do some lunges in the gym. I'm

1374
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 4: the kind of person when I wait when I work out.

1375
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys feel like this. I

1376
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 4: work out for two minutes and in my mind, I

1377
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 4: think I'm taking over the world, like I'm such a dick.

1378
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 3: Like I'll do like half a lunch and.

1379
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: You're like, let me look at my legs and see

1380
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 1: if I can see the muscles already.

1381
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then my mind, I'm like, motherfucker's better step

1382
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 2: the fuck back.

1383
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 4: I'm like, you just checked a text message. I did

1384
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 4: like one side lunch for yourself. But I work out

1385
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 4: for like three minutes, and I really do. I think

1386
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 4: I'm like Lebron and I'm just fucking on the treadmill,

1387
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 4: like fuck you bit and I'm just relax.

1388
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 3: You just like, what's almost nothing? Excuse me? What? Sorry?

1389
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 4: But as soon as I start at the gym, like

1390
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,879
Speaker 4: I just play a little music and I think I'm

1391
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 4: a hero for like I'm in my mind, I really am.

1392
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 3: I'm like Connor McGregor or something.

1393
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 2: But you got a lot of I can tell you

1394
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 2: got a lot going on in that noggin you got.

1395
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 2: You got a lot of a lot of people in there,

1396
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: a lot of voices.

1397
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:25,720
Speaker 3: I see, I see.

1398
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 4: I just when I went to the gym, I do

1399
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 4: I work out for a few minutes and I think

1400
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 4: I'm the truth.

1401
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: But nobody else feels like this. Men, gentlemen, Oh god,

1402
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 3: he's completely I was like, I work out for a

1403
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 3: little bit and back me up.

1404
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 4: Don't you ever kind of like it takes a few

1405
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 4: minutes and you really think you're taking over it.

1406
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 3: It depends. It's like, what song are you listening to?

1407
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:44,359
Speaker 2: Short?

1408
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 3: Too short? Blow the whistle? Okay, that's why I'm sorry.

1409
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 3: It's a very fun song. But I was on the treadmill.

1410
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 3: I mean, I was on that stair thing the other day.

1411
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 4: And I'll take a compliment wherever I could get it.

1412
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 4: This was really sad moment because these two kids, they

1413
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 4: were maybe like twenty three, twenty four something, and I'm

1414
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 4: on that stair thing and I just hear one of

1415
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 4: them talk to the other one.

1416
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 3: I was just doing this and he goes is like

1417
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 3: he was pointing over me. I was like, Oh, that's.

1418
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 4: That actually brightened my day, that's what it is. I

1419
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 4: was like, how sad. It was just one nudge and

1420
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 4: he just went is a nice twenty three year olds

1421
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 4: from Jersey. He didn't mean for me to hear it. It

1422
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 4: was supposed to be private exchange. He was just pointing

1423
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 4: out the ass to his friend.

1424
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 3: And I was like, I was touched.

1425
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 2: But didn't make you like Archer back and pull your

1426
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 2: butt out a little bit more.

1427
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I try. I wanted to sho that's right. I'm

1428
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 3: thinking that the snicker. I want to tiger than a snicker.

1429
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 3: I think you need a shirt. I think you need

1430
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 3: a shirt boot.

1431
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 2: You gotta get that on a sweater.

1432
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 3: Wait. I had like a tip.

1433
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 2: I had a tip if you check into your hotel late,

1434
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 2: like the overnight, when you are like nice to the

1435
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: overnight people at the front desk. They fucking hook you up.

1436
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 2: Like when we went to the Sheraton, I was talking

1437
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 2: to the overnight guy and he's like, I'm not supposed

1438
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 2: to tell you this, but they have a breakfast and

1439
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 2: certain time and it's people pay extra for this breakfast,

1440
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna tell you what's time to go. I'm

1441
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 2: gonna put your name on the list. I mean a

1442
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 2: breakfast wasn't shit, but it was just.

1443
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 3: It was bagels and orange juice. But it was.

1444
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 2: Cool to go there and just you know, get those

1445
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: powdered eggs and whatnot and fruits.

1446
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 3: But it's just like be nice to the overnight people.

1447
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 2: They're there, they don't want to be there, see what

1448
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: they're doing, how they're feeling, and just like talk them up.

1449
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: So yeah, they can like give you stuff. So the

1450
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: nice of the hotel, the better the breakfast. Like the

1451
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: nicer the place you're staying, the better the food is

1452
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: gonna be.

1453
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 3: Like if you stay.

1454
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: I stayed at the Wind in Vegas, and my sister

1455
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: and I were eating like frittatas and like split in

1456
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: a like a crunchy brio French toast quality in it

1457
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: was like you get these neutra brain bars that expired

1458
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight.

1459
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 3: No, they're gonna tell you to go to the vending.

1460
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 2: Machine down the hall and maybe there'll be some ice

1461
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 2: next to it.

1462
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 4: At a box, like a box full of bagels. Yeah,

1463
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 4: I've seen that cardboard box. They have them at those

1464
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 4: FDNY pick next they'll have I'm like, come on, these.

1465
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 3: Bobs deserve better. But a box full of hardened bagels,

1466
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 3: a box of bays.

1467
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 4: It was a box, yeah, a cardboard box of bagels.

1468
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 4: And I was talking to some of the firemen. I

1469
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 4: was like thinking, I was going to find the one

1470
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 4: liberal fireman, you know what I mean, because like, because

1471
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 4: I'm in my mind, it's really confusing because like I said,

1472
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 4: I'm really attracted to all of them, but but I

1473
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 4: want to pick political fights with the So it's confused

1474
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 4: because I'm like actively aroused, but I want to, like,

1475
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 4: you know, yell at him about Hillary Clinton or whatever.

1476
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 4: So I uh, I go to this wine fireman. I thought, like,

1477
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 4: I was like, I think I found like the one hippie.

1478
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 4: He was like, he goes, you know, I love I

1479
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 4: love nature. He goes, I love nature, I love being outside,

1480
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 4: just being He goes, I love flying planes, you know,

1481
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 4: being up in the sky.

1482
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 3: That's all I need. He goes, just a blue sky,

1483
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 3: a sandwich, and my gun.

1484
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 2: Why, well, you need a gun. You need a gun

1485
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 2: to shoot.

1486
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 4: I was seriously, I was opening up my body. I

1487
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 4: was like, I found the one liberal and he's like

1488
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 4: my gun.

1489
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, what is the threat. You're in the sky,

1490
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 3: you know. He just sometimes you just want to shoot.

1491
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 3: Oh no, just the blue sky is sandwich of my gun. Sandwich, Well,

1492
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 3: that's what it is. A sandwich pairs well with the good. Yea.

1493
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 4: I love a uniform, so I can't. I'm a sucker

1494
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 4: for a uniform. I had this stalker online for a while.

1495
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 3: I get to the police report. She would write these long.

1496
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me sit down, single white female, okay.

1497
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 4: She would write these long emails to me, and it

1498
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 4: was just basically harassing emails. But she would write to

1499
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 4: comedy clubs complaining that I smelled right. It was all

1500
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 4: about smelling odor. So one of them she'd be like,

1501
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 4: and she'd buy all these domain names like Rachel Fart

1502
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 4: smelling Feinstein.

1503
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 3: It's so humiliating.

1504
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 4: She'd buy and buy these so mad names and then

1505
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 4: write these long harassing letters and just emails after has

1506
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 4: she met you before? Yeah, I mean I think she

1507
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,479
Speaker 4: saw me once at a show. And then I found

1508
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 4: out that she was also harassing like a local rabbi

1509
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 4: near where she lived, you know.

1510
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 3: And accusing him of the smelling.

1511
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 2: Out of God.

1512
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 4: And she was writing him a lot of anti Semitic emails,

1513
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 4: which is funny because she's Jewish, but she's insane. But

1514
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 4: she was writing him all these emails about how he

1515
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 4: smelled and he had a bad odor and he was

1516
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 4: a pottyodor a lot of like pottyodor at feinstein dot com.

1517
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 4: Like she'd buy all these domain names for me and

1518
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 4: the rabbi about how we both equally sunk.

1519
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 3: So I had to finally go and I.

1520
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,479
Speaker 4: Had to finally go file a police report, and party

1521
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 4: of me was like a little excited because like I

1522
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 4: want to go, like I just like I like a uniform,

1523
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 4: you know. But then I had to go into the

1524
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 4: police station and read the emails were just so humiliating.

1525
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, they're like, well, what do they say? And

1526
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, they say, they call me Rachel Bard smelling

1527
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 3: fine stuff.

1528
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 1: Wait, so this is weird. So you met this woman

1529
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 1: at a show and she's like, hey, big fan, and

1530
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: you're like, actually have to run to another show.

1531
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:46,919
Speaker 3: And she was like, I think I had.

1532
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 4: Brief encounter, and she didn't like how short it was,

1533
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 4: so she decided to let me know that I was

1534
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 4: smelling down.

1535
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 2: All these domain names.

1536
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 3: She would buy domain names for hours a day, me

1537
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 3: and the rabbi, And I wonder what the rabbi did.

1538
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 3: He didn't like the way he made her read her Well,

1539
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 3: maybe she was trying to convert you.

1540
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 2: You know, the rabbis have to ignore you a couple

1541
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 2: of times if you're trying to convert.

1542
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 3: Because you saw a sex in the city.

1543
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: Because Scarlette, Charlotte, Charlotte, I ignore Okay girl, She's like,

1544
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 1: you know they have to ignore you.

1545
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 3: I'm all right, okay, Sydney.

1546
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: You know they has to play hard to get, you know, okay,

1547
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: because because they do whatever.

1548
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 4: I shouldn't read any of this stuff, but I read

1549
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 4: everything and you're not supposed to do. There's some guy

1550
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 4: named mister twat Waffles that writes under all my YouTube videos.

1551
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 4: His screen name is mister twat Waffles, and I still

1552
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 4: read every comment. I'm like, why do I care what

1553
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 4: mister twat Waffles has to say about me.

1554
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 2: Wait, what happened with the stalker?

1555
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 3: We want to know?

1556
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 4: Sorry, so I have time on the police report, and

1557
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 4: and then she we we had a court date, but

1558
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 4: she ended up getting called back in because she threatened

1559
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 4: to bomb an airport, and so she's back in jail

1560
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 4: now anyway, so I didn't have to I never ended

1561
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 4: up having to go to court in jail.

1562
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: Some of these people, well, what airport did she threaten

1563
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: to bum? Because why airports are created equal?

1564
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1565
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Newark as well. Also, please bomb this place.

1566
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 2: We've been trying to get rid of it.

1567
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, my brothers.

1568
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 4: I never told my parents because I want to worry them.

1569
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 4: My brothers are such idiots. They thought the whole thing

1570
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 4: was hysterical because she was calling me like fart smelling friends.

1571
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 4: They thought it was really funny. And my brother said

1572
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 4: he was going to show up. He's like, I'm not

1573
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 4: really sure whose side I'm on, you know, for the trial.

1574
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 4: They kept talking about the trial as if there was

1575
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 4: going to be an actual trial, so I have to

1576
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 4: change her day for this.

1577
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 3: But they were like, my brother said.

1578
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 4: He was going to wear a sweatshirt that said I'm

1579
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 4: on Kelly's side and like sit on her side, and

1580
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 4: he made up the change on the computer. You know

1581
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 4: how you could show somebody the shirt. My brother likes

1582
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 4: to make fake ridiculous and said, like, I'm on Kelly's side.

1583
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 3: It was a picture of a month's shot for her

1584
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 3: for harrissing me. There's a mugshot in rugshot. Yeah, how

1585
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 3: do we get this shirt? So let's get let's show

1586
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 3: you after. Yeah, we want to see going.

1587
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 4: To show you she looks kind of like Tom Petty.

1588
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 4: She's haunting Tom Petty.

1589
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, so that's rude, that's so mean.

1590
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 4: I mean she did, you know, buy a lot of

1591
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 4: fart smelling finestide website?

1592
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 3: She old? Did she young?

1593
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 2: Also, she sounds white?

1594
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 3: She's white?

1595
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 1: Yes, obviously to fool the record, I want to you

1596
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: know most of my stalkers are white.

1597
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 3: There was only most of my stalkers are white.

1598
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 2: Why don't even be busy.

1599
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 3: We'd be busy. We got like twelve jobs, we got

1600
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 3: two kids.

1601
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 2: We're dealing with our own stalker.

1602
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 4: Yes, there was one black guy that wrote me a

1603
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 4: lot of emails. But his name was Tony on the

1604
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 4: girl and he just told me he wanted to cook

1605
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 4: for me.

1606
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 1: Tony Tony on the Girl that's Howard Johnson's son, Tony's

1607
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: on the grill at Howard's house.

1608
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 4: They were like pleasing because like I would look at

1609
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 4: the meals that a lot of them looked really good,

1610
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 4: like they.

1611
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 3: Were made on a George Foreman. Is sweet.

1612
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: It wasn't even fully on the grill was sending you

1613
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 1: pictures of food that he would just be.

1614
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 3: Like, boo, I just want to cook for you. I'm

1615
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 3: thinking you want to cook for you and listen.

1616
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 2: It was on a George Foreman. I've been some of

1617
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 2: the best meals I've had. It was on a George

1618
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 2: Foreman small ones, the small on the travel size for men.

1619
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 3: I'm just I gotta go. We gotta wrap this mother

1620
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 3: episode up, my best Shut up, Sydney. The meals looked tasty,

1621
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 3: and it was difficult.

1622
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 4: To know is that talking or is that that's not

1623
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 4: a person?

1624
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 3: A fan? You persistent. It was kind of sweet. He

1625
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 3: always had a picture of the meal. He was like,

1626
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 3: I just want to feed you.

1627
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: When you zoomed into those pictures of the food, was

1628
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: his dick in the corner, like you at the bottom corner,

1629
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: his dick was there.

1630
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 3: And Rachel if you would have gave.

1631
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 2: Him corner to Rachel, if you would have gave him

1632
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 2: some time, you wouldn't be with a firefighter. You would

1633
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 2: have a man with a grill at the table. They

1634
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 2: would accept the man with a grill. You came and

1635
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 2: all cook because they have to cook for the whole firehouse.

1636
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 2: So my husband cooks a lot.

1637
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 4: Anyway, I didn't show him too. Yeah, they have four

1638
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 4: men's they love growing firemen. But I did show my

1639
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 4: husband some of the meals Tony made.

1640
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 3: He agreed they looked for We should have come bout

1641
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 3: a house. You should invite him over for Thanksgiving. Girl. Yeah,

1642
01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 3: I mean it was nice to me. He told me

1643
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 3: I was thick and they just wanted to help me

1644
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 3: get that.

1645
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:06,439
Speaker 1: Girl, I'm trying to get trying to get thick since

1646
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety.

1647
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 3: I can use an extra thigh or two. You know,

1648
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find some of Tony's.

1649
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 2: Yes, Rachel, now this is dumb. I shouldn't even mention this,

1650
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 2: but it's it's You're gonna mention it anyway, you know,

1651
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 2: because I.

1652
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 3: Want to get it right ahead. I was wrong.

1653
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 2: It's not fine Stein, it's fine sign.

1654
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 3: So I said that in the beginning. You didn't even

1655
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 3: correct me, Everybody says, Feinstein, I don't really care. I

1656
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 3: feel like you should care.

1657
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 2: You know, Ariana Grande is actually it's Ariana Grandee. It's Grandy's.

1658
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 3: Grandidy. Don't flip the table. This is Teresa Juda.

1659
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: Wait it made so it's Ariana Grande. Grandy doesn't sound

1660
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 1: as good as Grande.

1661
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 3: She knew that.

1662
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 2: That's why she's like, it's Grandy, but it's Ariana Grande.

1663
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: It's arian Even her first name I don't even know,

1664
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: because Rihanna's not her first name.

1665
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 2: But somebody kept saying her Grande, Grande grande, and finally

1666
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 2: she was like, Grandy, it was my grandfather's is my

1667
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 2: grandfather's name. That's why I went to call upper called

1668
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 2: her so hard because I was like, well, why don't

1669
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 2: you correct people? Well, because this is the thing too,

1670
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 2: because when I was little, people used to say Marie Fausten,

1671
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:20,840
Speaker 2: Fauston fust fast, stupid, and it's fast.

1672
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 3: As it seems like it would be. It's Foston, it's fasted.

1673
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 3: But when I was in like first grade, I let

1674
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,919
Speaker 3: people call me Fauston. Rachel. You should have you should

1675
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 3: have just you could have read me. You could should. Yeah.

1676
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 3: The thing is.

1677
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,040
Speaker 4: The thing is, it's like I've always hated my last name.

1678
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 4: I feel like it's not a hot name. If somebody

1679
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 4: wants to my name is cock boxed me my whole life.

1680
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,360
Speaker 4: If somebody wanted to set you up with a racial

1681
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,680
Speaker 4: fine style, it's not sexy. You're like, let me see

1682
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 4: some pictures. I'm seventy photos. Uncomfortable.

1683
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a dick in the corner of the photo.

1684
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, she got a George former though, Sidney. The grill,

1685
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 2: that's all you need.

1686
01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 3: This is the grill.

1687
01:07:58,920 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 4: You know.

1688
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 3: They weren't said like Rachel Menoralwitz or something. It's a

1689
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 3: lot of normal name Rachel.

1690
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 4: I always want to change it to like, oh, fine stuff,

1691
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 4: you got a new last name. Now, No, I didn't

1692
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:17,559
Speaker 4: change my bitch five his last name is Brennan. And

1693
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 4: there's too many comics with the last name Brennan, so Neil, no,

1694
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 4: thank you, I didn't. Yeah, there's we got Neil and

1695
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 4: Kevin and yeah, I can't be the third Brennan comics.

1696
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 4: But when I was a little all I wanted was

1697
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 4: a new last name, Like they would say my name

1698
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 4: and roll and I was like, oh, no, don't say

1699
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:31,960
Speaker 4: it a cop box me.

1700
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 3: You know, it's a good last name, Foston.

1701
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:41,639
Speaker 4: What it sounds rich, it sounds full, stay like like York,

1702
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,120
Speaker 4: Custus or Washington.

1703
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 3: That's my last name. She is your last Yeah, I

1704
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 3: always wanted to treat Rachel Washington. You gotta marry Sydney's

1705
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:53,799
Speaker 3: that was one of the ones. You were just marry Sydney.

1706
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,760
Speaker 3: But Sydney is not a fire. Sydney's not a fire.

1707
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 4: Because I didn't know your last name, but I used

1708
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 4: to write it on my my you know, my tropperty

1709
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 4: No way, Rachel.

1710
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,240
Speaker 3: Washington, Rachel.

1711
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 4: What's your husband's name, Pete, Peter Brennan, Peter about to

1712
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 4: take your bit?

1713
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 1: She man?

1714
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 3: Now, Oh my god, we gotta go. Rachel. This has

1715
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,040
Speaker 3: been so fun. You are hilarious. Yeah, there's time.

1716
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,120
Speaker 1: This is so the anything you want to leave the

1717
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 1: listeners with, either about firemen or hotels or.

1718
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 3: Uh, hotel tonight, you can get a hotel that night.

1719
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:26,679
Speaker 3: That's how it works.

1720
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,120
Speaker 4: You open up the app and you just get like

1721
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,840
Speaker 4: good deals on on like that very evening and you

1722
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,840
Speaker 4: can get you could be living life, not trife, but

1723
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:34,479
Speaker 4: living life.

1724
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:37,479
Speaker 2: I wrote that there nothing to do with that ride

1725
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:38,639
Speaker 2: like they were like.

1726
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 3: No hotel, right, nah? What are you ludicrous? What? Well?

1727
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 1: I learned today that it's arian A Grandy grandy and

1728
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,439
Speaker 1: that actually doesn't sound good at all.

1729
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 3: Arian A Grandee.

1730
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,280
Speaker 4: And I'm at Gotham Comedy Club this weekend. But I

1731
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 4: don't know when this is gonna air.

1732
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 2: Neither nobody does record just flip a coin and be like, well,

1733
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 2: we haven't had a girl att while she why let's

1734
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 2: do it?

1735
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 3: What do you want to say?

1736
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:08,519
Speaker 2: I wanted to say that Rachel, this was the first

1737
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:11,839
Speaker 2: time hanging out with you, and this has been like amazing.

1738
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,719
Speaker 3: I had the best day here in this cozy room.

1739
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 2: And I also learned that you know, the hotels that

1740
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to, all right, they could be better? No

1741
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,479
Speaker 2: said you stay at the Stratosphere in Las Vegas.

1742
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 1: Talked about it that I was not their friend. I

1743
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,439
Speaker 1: wasn't in Vegas that weekend. I've been at the Wind

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