Speaker 1: Second date up day. I think most of us when
Speaker 1: we go out on a date, like to keep it
Speaker 1: pretty traditional. One place, two people, twelve Margharita is a piece,
Speaker 1: you know, classic, But there are some daring thrill seekers
Speaker 1: out there who like to mix it up and entertain
Speaker 1: multiple people all at once. Everybody's into it, good man,
Speaker 1: I couldn't handle that. We have one of those talented
Speaker 1: multitaskers on the line right now for a second date.
Speaker 1: His name is Anthony. So, Anthony, how many people you
Speaker 1: juggle that night? More or less than sixteen? WHOA? How
Speaker 1: talented are you the square of that? I'm only at
Speaker 1: about four? Okay, okay, four people? Which one of them?
Speaker 1: Are we calling? Or are we going to teleconference this thing?
Speaker 1: Make it a party? Well, I'm trying to hook back
Speaker 1: up with someone named Mallory. Okayup, dog, you are you
Speaker 1: in a relationship with the other two people you were
Speaker 1: out with? Then? Yeah? It's all casual. Okay, Well, so
Speaker 1: Mallory's the one we're calling. Tell us more about her
Speaker 1: and that as I do most of them on and
Speaker 1: app and we went to a really nice restaurant. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: So you want to do impress to her? Yeah? We're
Speaker 1: in Italian, I'm talking white tablecloths. What were you expecting
Speaker 1: to get out of this date? Like, were you looking
Speaker 1: to start supping more than just a casual thing. I
Speaker 1: mean that's kind of thee that the hope is that
Speaker 1: it's going to go that way for sure. Okay, And
Speaker 1: it was going that way to start. It was going
Speaker 1: super well. We had a couple of drinks, the conversation
Speaker 1: was flowing, and all of a sudden, her neighbor shows up.
Speaker 1: This woman sits down, and well she didn't sit down
Speaker 1: right away, Mallory insisted she joined our table. She's the
Speaker 1: one that invited the other people onto your date. That
Speaker 1: seems a little awkward. How did you feel about that?
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. It was kind of hamping my style.
Speaker 1: Everything was going so well. It is weird that you're
Speaker 1: at a fancy Italian restaurant and suddenly there's a third
Speaker 1: person at your table. It's not like you're at a bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what happened, That's what I thought. Well, the neighbor sits down,
Speaker 1: she finds out we're on a date. Immediately she starts
Speaker 1: talking about all her worst dates. Oh, thank you for
Speaker 1: setting the tone exactly. Well, maybe that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's like, Oh, I've been on some bad dates before,
Speaker 1: so this is actually nice. Maybe she's was until I
Speaker 1: showed up. Yeah, were you participating in this conversation or
Speaker 1: was it just May and her neighbor and that I'm
Speaker 1: imagining hanging out? You know, I was being floyed. I
Speaker 1: was being conversational as possible. But the worst part of
Speaker 1: it was you asked if the neighbor was attractive. She was,
Speaker 1: she was an older lady. But her son showed up
Speaker 1: as well to join her, and he sat down and
Speaker 1: he was a super good looking guy. So now it's you,
Speaker 1: your date, her neighbor, and her super attractive son at
Speaker 1: this and they all know each other. Bird cousin walks
Speaker 1: around the corner. Do we ever get alone time with
Speaker 1: just you and Mallory, the person you meant to go
Speaker 1: out with, or does it ever go back down to one?
Speaker 1: Do you ever? Well, we did, but only because the
Speaker 1: neighbor lady is a nurse and she was on call.
Speaker 1: So she got a call and she had to take
Speaker 1: off immediately to go to the hospital. Oh, you've never
Speaker 1: been so thankful for a sick person in your life.
Speaker 1: So sounds like not the best first date so far.
Speaker 1: I mean, how did it end? No, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: definitely not what I expected. Well, the worst part of
Speaker 1: it actually was the bill, because oh no, I didn't
Speaker 1: think that the lady was there, there, her son was there,
Speaker 1: they were ordering pizzas, they were ordering an alcohol, and
Speaker 1: I was left with about one hundred and twenty dollars bills.
Speaker 1: They didn't throw down on their own stuff, no, they
Speaker 1: then because they both left in kind of a hurry,
Speaker 1: and Mallory she offered to pay, but I was trying
Speaker 1: to be a gentleman and so she wasn't a jerk
Speaker 1: about it. Okay, I mean, just the way it worked out.
Speaker 1: Not the kid thought the mom was going to probably
Speaker 1: pay for him. Then she had an emergency. Yeah, oh man,
Speaker 1: that date ends and we s kept in touch, and
Speaker 1: then the talk of a second day came up, and
Speaker 1: immediately Mallory suggested we go on a double date with
Speaker 1: her girlfriend and her boyfriend. More people, Wait, not the
Speaker 1: neighbor this time, like just a friend of Malory's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just one of her best girlfriends. So did you go
Speaker 1: on the second date? Well, unfortunately, I insisted on not
Speaker 1: doing a double date. And I told her I had
Speaker 1: two tickets for a concert. But after I was insisting
Speaker 1: on that one one on one day, I did not
Speaker 1: hear back from her. Oh to a concert. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. Maybe she just doesn't feel comfortable
Speaker 1: being alone around you or something. On a good side, yeah,
Speaker 1: to be around, but I don't want to. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little bit uncomfortable with you on the
Speaker 1: phone right now, so I want to put you on
Speaker 1: hold for three minutes while we play a song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we need more people, so we're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: We will call Mallory for you and try and figure
Speaker 1: out what's going on with your second date update. You
Speaker 1: want to invite the jam, Yeah, let's get anybody else
Speaker 1: is creeping me out? All right, we're gonna do it
Speaker 1: next second update. You're in the middle of a second
Speaker 1: date update update, and we're gonna find out how the
Speaker 1: couple is doing right after you here part two. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get out our calculators to figure out what happened
Speaker 1: to our listener, Anthony. Our calculator, we start with two people.
Speaker 1: Add in one neighbor plus her attractive younger son. Add
Speaker 1: one pizza times it by three, multiply the awkwardness by ten,
Speaker 1: and then subtract the cute sun minus the neighbor, and
Speaker 1: now we're down to one. Okay, I didn't it's eighty
Speaker 1: nine to do that. Okay, it's just Anthony. He's all
Speaker 1: alone and out over one hundred and twenty bucks, just
Speaker 1: trying to get ahold of Mallory for one more shot.
Speaker 1: The strangest part of this whole thing is afterwards, they
Speaker 1: were trying to arrange a second date and Anthony was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'd really like to take you to a concert, just
Speaker 1: you and me. Yea. Her reply, how about a double
Speaker 1: date instead? So they were at an impass and another
Speaker 1: hangout never happened. That's why he's turned to us for help. Brooke,
Speaker 1: is there anything that I missed from Anthony's disaster date? No?
Speaker 1: I don't think anything was. I mean, it was all
Speaker 1: out of his control. It was out out of her control, honestly,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I think that you guys deserve
Speaker 1: another shot. Yeah, you know, hey Mallory, but that was
Speaker 1: not Mallory, that was Brooke. Are you drunk? Are you
Speaker 1: drunk on the date? And maybe that's what you're leaving out.
Speaker 1: I was just practicing getting ready to talk to her. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about you you let us talk to her first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make the call. You keep practicing what you
Speaker 1: want to say. Just make sure you're practicing in your head,
Speaker 1: not out loud. Yeah, exactly, got it. Okay, I'm the
Speaker 1: Don Mallory's number right now here we go. Hello, Hey
Speaker 1: is this Mallory? Yeah, Hi, I'm waving my hands in
Speaker 1: real life, I'm waving back at Jeff. This is Jeff
Speaker 1: from the Morning Show. Broke in Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: The whole show is here to talk to you. Hi, Hi, Mallory.
Speaker 1: That's super weird. What's up? Yeah, we're doing a segment
Speaker 1: right now called a second Date Update because we're trying
Speaker 1: to help out one of our listeners named Anthony. Oh
Speaker 1: ok yeah, yeah, Anthony says he went out with you
Speaker 1: the other night. That is correct, Okay, Anna turned in
Speaker 1: to a big party at the restaurant. What it sounded like.
Speaker 1: It's a nice way to put it. It It sound like
Speaker 1: a good time. Honestly, I mean it wasn't quite a party,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean my like neighbor showed up and yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't just me and him. Can I
Speaker 1: ask when your neighbor showed up, were you excited about that?
Speaker 1: Dreading that like inside? What was your emotion? So? Um,
Speaker 1: I knew she was going to show up. Oh dude,
Speaker 1: you planned it well? Okay, so yes I did. But
Speaker 1: like that's not unusual. It's kind of like my test
Speaker 1: on these dates. So we are you trying to get
Speaker 1: her opinion on who you're going out with, or you
Speaker 1: trying to have an out to get out yourself. I
Speaker 1: mean it's like all of the above. Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think any of us can blame you for wanting
Speaker 1: to have a safety net there on your date. But
Speaker 1: do you feel a little bit bad that Anthony got
Speaker 1: stuck with a giant bill paying for you and all
Speaker 1: of your neighbors and friends? Yeah? Um, now not really.
Speaker 1: I mean I I offered and he was a good
Speaker 1: guy and was like, no, I'll take care of it. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you passed your test then, so what's the problem. I mean,
Speaker 1: he did, but he was kind of weird about it
Speaker 1: and like wasn't really social with like my neighbor and
Speaker 1: her son and stuff, And I don't know, I feel
Speaker 1: like it shouldn't have even been a question that, like,
Speaker 1: of course he's going to cover it. And then like
Speaker 1: we were supposed to go on another date, like a
Speaker 1: double date with some of my friends, and he didn't
Speaker 1: want to do that. Yeah, because he wants to date you.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to date all your friends and your neighbors.
Speaker 1: I know, but like I don't know him yet, Like
Speaker 1: doesn't he want me to be like comfortable? And also
Speaker 1: if you're worried about going out and getting stuck with
Speaker 1: the bill again, then I don't know I can be
Speaker 1: with somebody who can actually afford that better if he
Speaker 1: interacted more, is that what you're saying went wrong? Or
Speaker 1: he would be more when he paid the huge bill?
Speaker 1: A ye, I mean to be fair, one twenty is
Speaker 1: definitely not the highest billow that I've stuck a first
Speaker 1: date with. Oh wow wow. If he's asking me out,
Speaker 1: then it should be my preference and what I want
Speaker 1: to do, right, Like he's trying to impress me, and
Speaker 1: I want to see how he is around my friends.
Speaker 1: I want to, you know, see how that goes. And
Speaker 1: when he said no, just okay, then you go find
Speaker 1: somebody else. Okay, Well i'mistry with the friends and you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you put Anthony for me. You put Anthony through
Speaker 1: a test by having people's surprise him on the first date.
Speaker 1: So we're going to put you through a little bit
Speaker 1: of a test right now and surprise you with Anthony,
Speaker 1: who's actually been on the other one listening time. Yeah, Mallory,
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Uh I didn't. I didn't realize. Maybe if
Speaker 1: you told me that you brought all your neighbors on
Speaker 1: all your dates, I could have been prepared for it.
Speaker 1: And I even like it's dating guys. It's scary out there.
Speaker 1: But did you have to invite her Hot Sun as well?
Speaker 1: Don't hear the term hot Sun? He is like an adult, right, yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like twenty three. Oh wait, and also that shows
Speaker 1: how secure you are with like your own attractive He's
Speaker 1: how many tests does a guy have to go through
Speaker 1: in order to date you? It's like going through college
Speaker 1: A funny guy, older woman. I can't believe how many
Speaker 1: people she gets to agree to participate in SAD. I
Speaker 1: get a free meal, Brook, I guess, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: they do get a free meal because the guys I
Speaker 1: date should be able to pay for it, and if
Speaker 1: they can't, we'll just move along to the next one. No,
Speaker 1: it's a lot like putting people in scenarios, engaging their reaction.
Speaker 1: It's so much test naturally, it sounds exhausting. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Maybe you Anthony sees some red flags here? Am I right?
Speaker 1: Do you, Anthony? Or are you enjoying this? I mean, no,
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, and Joy, I didn't enjoy the
Speaker 1: seeing operation of neighbors at the first date birth. I mean,
Speaker 1: I also, I do understand, and I also, I'm sure
Speaker 1: I would try a double date. It would be cool
Speaker 1: if everybody could go dutch. He said, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: cover Mallory, but I don't know about all her friends,
Speaker 1: is the only thing. Yeah, I mean, I think it's
Speaker 1: kind of weird that you're like making it clear that
Speaker 1: you would need to like go dutch. I think that
Speaker 1: if you were just cool with it, you would just
Speaker 1: do it, and you know, my friends would like you
Speaker 1: a lot more. Oh, Anthony, I think Anthony was joking
Speaker 1: when he said that, isn't that right, Anthony? That was
Speaker 1: totally you want to pay for it? I willing to pay.
Speaker 1: I am willing to pay for it. I mean, and
Speaker 1: she's she's literally saying, we won't like you unless you
Speaker 1: have a lot of money. She's looking for a sugar daddy.
Speaker 1: I have one more test for you, Anthony, because we
Speaker 1: will offer to send you guys out on the date,
Speaker 1: and we are not going to pay for it. Anthony
Speaker 1: is going to cover the entire bill. We've never done that,
Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Anthony? When I signed up for this,
Speaker 1: I don't remember you guys saying you were going to
Speaker 1: change that. The rules are fluid on this show, and
Speaker 1: I do think Mallory would appreciate if you would step
Speaker 1: up like that. So Anthony, he doesn't need her more
Speaker 1: help anymore, but it would go a long way with her, Anthony.
Speaker 1: It's Anthony's fault if he still wants to go out
Speaker 1: with her. I mean, that's your doing, Anthony. I think
Speaker 1: she's worth all the pizza in the world. Wow. That
Speaker 1: might be the most romantic sentence ever uttered on. So
Speaker 1: congratulations Mallory. Mallory, I think I already know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna say now that we've basically strong armed him into
Speaker 1: paying for you and all your friends on your next day,
Speaker 1: But officially I need to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm actually thinking that maybe you are. You
Speaker 1: have a little more potential than I thought, So maybe
Speaker 1: let's do that. What a coincidence? Yeah, I think your
Speaker 1: antuitions are right, Mallorie. Okay, if you want another opinion,
Speaker 1: I'm free. Okay, second credit card? Okay? Wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait? Why am I going on another date? And
Speaker 1: for everything I don't understand? Because you're a chivalrous man
Speaker 1: or you are a pushover? I don't know which. That's
Speaker 1: the same thing. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. That
Speaker 1: was a successful second date call, not only because they
Speaker 1: agreed to go out again, but because we didn't even
Speaker 1: have to pay for it. Now they're both back on
Speaker 1: the phone to give us an update. Mallorie and Anthony,
Speaker 1: welcome back to the show. Right, thank you. I'm glad
Speaker 1: there's not three other people on the line. I thought
Speaker 1: for sure the neighbor was going to be here. Is
Speaker 1: there anybody else on the line? Is it just you guys?
Speaker 1: Just OK? And what's going on? Are you guys still dating?
Speaker 1: You together? What's happening? Yeah? We are a fifthly dating Yeah,
Speaker 1: for a couple of months. Now, that's all slow. He
Speaker 1: passed some more tests then it sounds like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: Anthony is amazing. He's the sweetest guy and my friends
Speaker 1: love him. I think he's just great. Yeah, Anthony, are
Speaker 1: you in debt now that you're officially dating? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: well I wouldn't say that. I mean, I'm just lucky,
Speaker 1: is what I am. I'm that means he's barely floating
Speaker 1: above onto his thirty fifth credit card. Yeah, Anthony, sweet.
Speaker 1: I mean just think about it, like she was all
Speaker 1: about not seeing you and then she gave you a
Speaker 1: second chance, and look where you guys are. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he even offered to pay my rent. He's
Speaker 1: just a good guy. He just wants to help and
Speaker 1: he's so giving. Rent. Yeah, I mean it was really sweet.
Speaker 1: Do you guys live together? No, I just was trying
Speaker 1: to save up for some stuff and so he offered
Speaker 1: and so so sweet. Anthony, your girlfriend Rent, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I yeah, it was her idea, but I mean,
Speaker 1: I I it's really responsible. We'll have her to ask
Speaker 1: me to do that right now because she's saving up
Speaker 1: for like a bigger investment kind of thing, So it's responsible. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you told people that you're doing that, Anthony? I
Speaker 1: think some people would have a you know, oh nobody, Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody's asking you about it. You guys are the first
Speaker 1: to really ask me about it. Yeah, man, Alexis Mallory
Speaker 1: got it figured out what happened with you. I know
Speaker 1: of love. Love comes at a cost. Yeah, are gonna
Speaker 1: like hearing well, Anthony? As long as you're happy, man?
Speaker 1: Are you happy? Oh yeah, okay, I couldn't be happier.
Speaker 1: All right. Yeah, you guys said last time we were gonna,
Speaker 1: you're gonna the radio station was gonna take us out
Speaker 1: for another day. There was like a gift card or something.
Speaker 1: Jeff I think he should get that now. I think
Speaker 1: they didn't pay for their second date. Let's pay for
Speaker 1: You don't need to ask that. That's awkward. You don't
Speaker 1: need to ask that. She's like, we're not okay, okay, Well, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I thank you, guys, Thank you, Thank you. Give us
Speaker 1: updated Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning in Brookie Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning