1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's Friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away. 6 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,080 Speaker 2: We got a message the other day from a guy 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,440 Speaker 2: who wanted to set up his girlfriend for a prank 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 2: call because they were having a normal conversation over dinner 9 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 2: when the subject of his new assistant came up and 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 2: he made the mistake of mentioning that she was a young, 11 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 2: attractive woman, but she's born new to the workplace culture 12 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 2: and has already made a few big mistakes. Even though 13 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 2: it was pretty innocent, a little jealous argument did happen, 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 2: I'm sure. So he decided to reach out to us 15 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 2: to help him fan the flames with his girlfriend in 16 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 2: your phone tab right now? 17 00:00:53,880 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 3: An Hello, Hi is this Sophie? 18 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, who says, I'm. 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 5: Calling from the offices of Dan with My name is Hannah. Okay, Hi, Hi, 20 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 5: I'm calling to confirm that you have a lunch point 21 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,960 Speaker 5: with Dan this Friday at noon. 22 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 4: Yeah. Uh is he's there right now. Can I talk 23 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 4: to him? 24 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 5: No, he's out shopping for me right now. But I 25 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 5: could take a message if you want. 26 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 4: I'm sorry shopping for you. Who are you? Oh? 27 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 3: I'm his assistant. 28 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 5: But yeah, I came into work this morning and I 29 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 5: asked him are these shorts too short? 30 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 4: Wait? 31 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 2: What? 32 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 5: Because I've never worked in a fancy office job like 33 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 5: this before, so I don't know what's appropriate. 34 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 3: I guess I was like showing too much or something. 35 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 4: You should go home and change. 36 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 5: I don't have to go home and change because Dan's 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 5: going out and buying me a new outfit. 38 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 3: Remember I told you that? 39 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard you the first time. I don't know 40 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 4: why he's going out to buy you a new outfit. 41 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 5: I think he said he just wanted to get something 42 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 5: that would fit my figure more. 43 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that's what. 44 00:01:59,040 --> 00:01:59,919 Speaker 6: He said, Oh your figure. 45 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 3: He is just such a nice boss. 46 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 6: I'm sure he's looking at your figure when you're like, I. 47 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 3: Mean, can you blame him? 48 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 6: Are you serious? Did that really just come out of 49 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 6: your mouth? 50 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 1: Like? 51 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 4: What are you even talking about? 52 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm just kind of bored. 53 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 5: Sitting at his desk right now, looking in the mirror 54 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 5: that's why I said that conquer. 55 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 4: Okay, you actually should probably be doing work. 56 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure there's other stuff there for you to do, except. 57 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 4: Like call people in harassment. 58 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 3: Oh oh no, there is. I've actually been really productive today. 59 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 5: I usually spend my first twenty minutes of the day 60 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 5: just blowing on his coffee to cool it down. 61 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,239 Speaker 3: He even really likes that. 62 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,920 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what what did you just say? 63 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 6: Blowing on his coffee? 64 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 3: Is that bad or good? 65 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 6: I can't even believe you're asking me right now. First 66 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 6: of all, that's like gross, Like all right, he. 67 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 3: Watches me do it just to make sure I'm doing 68 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 3: it the right way. 69 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 6: He was probably watching you like you're an idiot, because 70 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 6: who does that? 71 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 4: You're like, that's so inappropriate. 72 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 3: He requested it. I have to do it. He's my boss. 73 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 3: Just like when he personally asks me to lick all 74 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,119 Speaker 3: his envelopes. 75 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 4: He does not ask you to do that. 76 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,359 Speaker 3: Uh he does, And oh my god, he's so much male. 77 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,639 Speaker 3: He doesn't even put stuff in the envelope. That's then 78 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 3: abusing part. But I still like him. 79 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 6: Okay, I don't even need to hear from you anymore. 80 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 6: This is really pissing me off. I'm sick and tired 81 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 6: of everything that is coming out of your stupid mouth, 82 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 6: So you need to back. 83 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 3: Do you know who you sound like my mom? 84 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 1: What? 85 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you like his mom? 86 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 6: Oh my god? 87 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 3: I was going to meet her. 88 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 6: I'm not his mom. I'm his girlfriend, and I will 89 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 6: think you're act Wait. 90 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 3: Really, I didn't know he had a girlfriend. 91 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 6: He's never mentioned you, He's never mentioned me. 92 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 3: No, I just I thought he was single. 93 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 4: Okay, I need you to shut up, and then I 94 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 4: need you to find him and he needs to call 95 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 4: me immediately, like right now. 96 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 3: Wait, you know what you sound smart? Like really smart? 97 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 4: I am smart. 98 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 6: I'm smart enough to know that what's going on here 99 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 6: is not right. 100 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 2: Wait? 101 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 3: Wait, do you do like life coaching? 102 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 6: Like? 103 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 3: Are you that smart? What I just asked you? Because 104 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 3: I've just always been hoping. 105 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 5: To find an older, wiser woman to be my mentor 106 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 5: stop up. 107 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 6: Stop. I am not older than you, but I obviously 108 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 6: know a lot more than you and what you're doing 109 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 6: right now with your life, this job, this is not okay. 110 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 3: But but you sound older. 111 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 6: Let's say, for the word coming out of my mouth, 112 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 6: shut up, stop, do your job, call your boss right 113 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 6: now and. 114 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 3: Tell him, my job is sweet from my new pants. 115 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 5: He told me to stay at his desk until he's back, 116 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 5: and then I have to wear him for him and 117 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 5: like show him off and make sure they fit good. 118 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 6: Sure he told you that he did not tell you that? 119 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 3: No, No, I'm serious. 120 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 5: He told me to wait for him to get back 121 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 5: with my pants, and then he told me to do 122 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 5: this prank phone call on you. 123 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: What. 124 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 6: I don't care what you think. 125 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 3: He told you the what. 126 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just doing what he says, and he said 127 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 5: to prank you, and that's what I'm doing. Wait, because 128 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 5: my name's Alexis and I'm actually from brook and Jeffrey 129 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 5: in the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you. 130 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 4: Wait. Yeah, I'm not his assistant. 131 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 3: My shorts are a little too short, but I don't 132 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 3: actually work for him. 133 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 6: Are you kidding me? 134 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 4: Right now? 135 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? 136 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 5: He said, you guys got an argument over dinner the 137 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 5: other night, you assistant, So, oh god, you got pretty angry. 138 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 3: You're kind of scary. 139 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 1: Pull. 140 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 6: This whole conversation was scary, Like, oh my god, why 141 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 6: can't a boss just go shopping for his cute assistant? 142 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 6: I mean, I don't, I don't know it sounds totally normal. 143 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 3: He is such a nice boss. 144 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 4: I bet 145 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was Boone taps weekday mornings on 146 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.