WEBVTT - Kompletely Korny 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.400 Go because you didn't want to say hello everybody, how 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:05.000 are you? It's a day, Yeah, so hard for you 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:07.280 to set the mic stands up, So that's why you're stretching. 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:10.840 Now are you kidding me? Right now, Scott, we just 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.600 started the episode. I'm not gonna deal with your obnoxious comments. 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:14.760 We're just gonna do the episode. 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:16.439 Does it sound a little different because we changed the 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:18.520 way that we did it, No, it sounds just the same. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.400 I'm gonna tell the microphones are slightly but I. 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:23.320 Can these mics are actually better and the levels are perfect. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.599 If anything, it's gonna sound louder to the people because 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:28.319 it's not going into your road cast. 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:29.240 Welcome to Monday. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.280 Man, you ask a question to know what the answer. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:34.800 I wasn't listening. Welcome to Monday, March sixth Andy. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.960 You're never here. You ever abandoned this podcast? You have? 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.160 I wasn't listening. I kind of care. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:41.199 Yeah, I gotta go. 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:44.600 I gotta go. I got a meeting. We have to hurry. 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:46.160 We can't give them a full podcast. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:49.040 Because I can't do tomorrow's episode. I can't do this day. 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:50.199 I can't do that day. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:54.000 Really, m I can do almost every day five. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.760 And I can do almost every day at ten forty five, so. 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.200 That's late, dude, for you play the theme song? 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:06.000 I think it's no. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.760 First of all, we have no headphones, so we can't. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:09.199 Tell so loud. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:15.360 Really, you're welcome, guys, really enjoy no pay this, no, 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:16.320 no stop. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.360 Do you know how to work this? Yes? Do you 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.959 understand how to work this? Yes? Listen, but you don't, 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.800 so continued working it like I know how to make 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:26.600 it work. But I was listening to Ray. Ray said 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.479 a theme song, and let me play that? Then, yeah 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:31.880 you should. Jesus Christmas. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:39.119 Yes, Christmas is because of him, Okay, right, it's his birthday. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:42.600 Happy birthday, Jesus. Here's a day of trees and lights 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:46.640 and presents. Right, what are you doing. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:02:05.040 It over? Give her some dignity, Scott, stop and great 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:11.079 best and then. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:18.720 Rush Yeah, thank you, thank you. That was great. That's 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:19.880 the only submission we've had. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:21.000 I love it. Uh. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:22.760 Do you know who sang the original of that song? 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:22.920 Ah? 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:24.360 Very good? 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.799 Okay, And the video is black and white and it's 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.600 like pencil draw It's very cool. Yes, yeah, all right, 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.079 so let's eat. How do you know? Aha? 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.079 You probably went to some eighties club one night and 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.520 they play went to an eighties club one night. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:40.480 Yeah, that's the better response. There's no way I know 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.079 the song I went to an eighties close one night. 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:47.080 So here comes this carefully curated episode serial Killers. 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:49.240 You're using all the buzzwords today that really just know 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.120 how to get under. That screws the podcast where we 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:53.760 talk about and rate and eat cereal. 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.840 So if it's crappy, you don't have to buy it. Okay? 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:58.400 Are you ready? Yeah? You're paying attention? 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.440 Yeah I am? What did do you want me to 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.600 repeat what you just said? Nope, we review the cereals, 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.120 So if it's crappy, you don't have to buy it. 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:08.000 I fully apologize because one of our great listeners sent 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.919 us this and the post it note fell off and 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:11.239 it got mixed up and thrown out. 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.320 So wasn't a listener submitted cereal? 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:13.960 It wasn't. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:16.760 No, this is from the PR company itself that sent us, 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:23.480 that sent us Disney one hundred years of Wonder Cereal. 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:25.480 Don't you remember this was the PR company? 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:27.519 I do because they sent us the regular Mickey Mouse 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.839 Club one hundreds and we did that one birthday cake 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:30.720 confetti cereal. 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:32.120 Yes, and they heard that we did it, so they 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:32.680 sent us this. 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:33.880 It actually sent us both. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:37.000 Yeah, I donated the closed one. Well, thank you guys 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.720 so much. I am a huge Disney fan. I absolutely 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.800 love Disney. Tell us all about the cereal if you're 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.640 such a big fan. Amazing, Okay, it's naturally an artificially 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.880 fruity flavored sweetened cereal. Uh huh. On the front of 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.480 the box, they have some of Disney's biggest icons, like 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:57.080 Mickey Mouse, Elsa, you have Simba Stitch Woody, Princess Tiana Coco. 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.160 So yeah, isn't your godchild name. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.280 She is after the Princess Tianna's amazing. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:04.080 Yeah. 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.800 Yeah, that's why every year I buy her a Tiana 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.440 doll that comes out. I know, it's like they say, 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:11.440 they change little things on the Tiana doll. I don't 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.440 know if they actually do. But what are you gonna do? 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.480 But it says for one hundred years, Disney stories have 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.400 unlocked a special kind of wonder in our lives. The 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.760 miracle moments and heart swells, the timeless wisdoms of magic spells. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.800 So along live the adventures, the Illuminators, the beauties and 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.760 the beasts. Because when we surround ourselves with wonder we 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.560 will always find each other. Let's celebrate one hundred years 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.039 and make the next one hundred more wonderful than ever. 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.480 I will say, the front of the box looks more 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.800 like just like a collector's thing. It doesn't look like 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:39.080 a cereal box. There's too much going on. The front 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.200 of the box actually looks like the back of the box. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.039 A part of me feels like opening this is opening 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:44.840 a collector's item. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:46.839 No, it's fine. They have them on the shelves. Oh, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.159 look the hundred is. Look how the hundred is and 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.440 feel some of the shapes they're embossed. 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:52.200 I love it. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:56.480 Yeah, Scotty, we have to shake. We don't have to 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:57.960 shake it. It's all it's just different color. 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:00.000 Oh they're Mickey okay, so I know they're Mickey shap 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.240 they're Mickey shape. Yeah, red and blue ones. I don't 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:05.680 know what the red and the blue ones do. But 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:06.480 there we go. 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.599 Uh, Fruity, who's letting this person into the studio for 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:13.120 he's the electrician. It's okay, everything okay, So he can 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.520 easily turn all of this off? Oh, fine, by one. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:16.960 He probably has an app on his phone. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.280 Well, it can't turn off this roadcaster, which means that 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.840 we are self sufficient, baby, living off the grade. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:23.559 Oh really, how is it getting power? 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:25.280 Oh so he's just gonna shut power off to the 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.000 whole building. Yes, that's what a spiteful electrician would do. 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:29.440 They can if you don't pay the bill. 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:32.960 I don't think the electrician is personally paying the bill. 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.520 Now this cereal smells like Hawaiian punch. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:40.080 Right, Oh this okay, this smells like another cereal spells 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:41.239 like Hawaiian punch. No it doesn't. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:42.240 You smell like onions. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:45.120 I don't smell like punch a little bit. No, I don't. 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:53.960 I don't, you idiot, he'scot. I just wanted to watch 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.800 you plin. What what if that went. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.279 In my eye? My cornea? You know it's been done 0:05:59.320 --> 0:05:59.799 here before. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:05.120 He somebody accidentally scratched his eye. This man went to 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:10.120 the whole doctor. I couldn't send out a text. I 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:14.000 couldn't see he scratched my cornea. You got the one 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:18.200 optomologist that said, oh yeah, it's definitely a scratch colony. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.480 The one right, because all the machinery that they look 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.120 through doesn't matter who looks at it. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.600 You still to this day complain that you have vision issues. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:26.679 I had to get glasses because of it. I should 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:31.560 sue this place workman's comp My vision is deteriorating. Now 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:33.120 I have macular degeneration. 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.719 Andrew, you don't, so you shouldn't say that because my 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:37.840 macular generation is very serious. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:45.720 Oh oh, my grandpa, who exactly? Okay, now, let's roll 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.719 through it here real quick. This tee like tricks. Let's 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:52.280 roll through it here real quick. This is a post cereal. 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.680 What other fruity post cereals are there? 0:06:58.320 --> 0:06:58.840 Go ahead? 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.279 Uh, fruity pew, very good, that's what this tastes like. 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:04.560 Now if you take that fruity pebble crunched right over there, 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.520 it's gonna be very similar. Go ahead, it's it's not old. 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.400 You just take a handful of that, and I'm telling 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.880 you there's got to be at least some dust in there. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:13.600 Garrett took it all. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.760 I don't want to eat the Just eat some couple 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.840 of those pieces I'm hand jamming at the end of 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:19.320 the pay. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.320 Because what happens is the flavors are the same. They 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.000 just make the shapes different, and they use the same machinery, 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.440 the dyes that they cut the shapes with. They just 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:29.880 changed that out. Yes, I would say he's a little fruitier, 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:33.360 but at the end of the day, this is fruity pebbles. Yeah, 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:34.360 I get them. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:39.360 It's the Disney name for me, so it gets five bulls. 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:42.880 And also I didn't get to try the pebbles crunched. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:46.160 I wasn't there for that episode, remember that, I like 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:49.520 fruit So busy I was. I was Scott the colors 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.440 the milk, Scott the colors of the milk. So I 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.400 was let's talk about it. I was busy, Scott. And 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:58.120 what you got your haircut? No, that wasn't the day. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:00.080 That was when we first moved into this building, so 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:03.360 I was very busy. This a different episode was with 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.520 the haircut that I still could have done because I 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.000 was there three other days that week, but you insisted 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:09.560 on that being the only day you could. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:14.160 Remember haircut one hundred? What the band in the eighties? 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.840 Why would I know haircut one hundred? 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:17.280 Why not? 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:19.760 It's not gonna play over this. If you play it, I'm. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:20.880 Just gonna see if I remember the song. 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:22.920 You I ever remember a song? 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:25.320 No, I just remember the name of probably not even 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:26.720 in the system because they got rid of so many 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:27.840 songs when we moved over here. 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:29.360 You gave us four balls in a spoon. I did. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:30.920 I was just gonna say, yeah, it's not even here. 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:34.760 I like fruity pebbles better as like a crunch that's 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:35.120 the thing. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:37.760 Yeah, I liked them in pebble's form. It's the same 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:39.760 type flavor, but I like the pebbles form, not the 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:40.840 puffed stuff. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.680 I don't like that for him because it gets soggy, 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.400 and crunch form is so good. 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.720 See on board. I wish there was four balls and 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.640 three quarters because what's the baby spoon that you get 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:54.079 Demi Demi spoon? 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:58.200 Yeah, four bowls Demi and Demi spoon. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.680 I just I can't quite give it five. But it's 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.880 in between four balls and a spoon in five. But 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.560 I'm gonna I'm gonna round it down. 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:06.520 Could I take this home? 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:12.800 Yes, Okay, I'm gol m. We shall haven't figured out 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.880 what we're doing with all the empty cereal boxes. You're 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.160 starting to they're start on you. They're starting to build 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.199 up that on you. Remember our listeners were supposed to 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.559 give us suggestions. One person said, have you checked the YouTube? Yeah, 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:24.440 like at a quilt and put it in a book. 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:25.960 So why don't you look neither of those work. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.080 Why don't you look there were people that were giving 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:29.920 us active suggestions send it to me, because remember you 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:31.839 were gonna send them to every listener. So this way 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.760 you can go creepily visit their house and say, I 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:34.800 want to visit my kids. 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:36.240 Yeah, I want to go to the museum that they 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:37.240 build in their house for us. 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:39.439 Okay, yeah, all right. 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.640 If we ever opened a cereal store, like a store, 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:46.120 you know, like one of those restaurants, because every time 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:47.280 people go to Vegas, they're like. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:52.480 You gotta see this place, serial killers. It's a cafe. 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.320 You'd love it, you know, like everyone and their mother 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.320 that goes to Vegas sends that to us. It's so 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:58.560 nice that they pinkle us. 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:02.199 But once is enough. I know it's there. If it's 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:06.760 cereal related, we pretty much know about it. Okay, So 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.840 I just have to respond with the big smiley face. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:13.880 Oh my god, the plight of Scott b Oh. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:17.480 Somebody sent me a serial killer's cafe in Vegas and 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:17.920 I had. 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:23.520 To respond with a smile emoji. Well I should acknowledge ruined. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.839 It wasn't ruined. I just want to acknowledge without being 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:27.160 a dick, So I just send a smile. 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:28.880 Being more of a dick now reading into it and 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.080 asking why people would send it to you when you 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:31.600 already know. 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:33.880 I know people get excited when they see cereal things. 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.400 I totally get it. I totally get it. But we're 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.720 more tuned in with the cereal world than the average person, 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:39.760 so we know about it. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.439 We're more tuned in with the cereal world. I am. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.160 Do you listen to yourself talk? 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:44.800 I am? 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:48.000 I am? You like I am? What does it taste 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:49.040 like a different bread? 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:49.440 Oh? 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:58.120 You tricks tricks? That's General Miles, dude. This is General Mills. 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:58.520 Dude. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:10.480 That's General Dude, not shrinks bro, It's General Mills. Wow. Really, Matt, 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:14.120 thank you for our next cereal. I want to see it. 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.600 Scotty and Andrew found these at the Plane and crossed 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:18.640 out boring Simple? 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:20.920 What does that say? 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:21.920 What does that say? 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:22.600 What? 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:24.840 What's that word? Cereals? 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:25.080 Oh? 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:30.560 At a discount Amish grocery store, very finish, finish, What 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:32.560 can I not? Can I not read? 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.960 Scotty and Andrew found these three Plane and Simple cereals 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:41.559 at a discount Amish grocery store. Very fitting fitting, Sorry, 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:45.640 but there is no crazy word for crunch in Pennsylvania Dutch, 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:49.959 so grunch Matt and Nittany Pennsylvania, Thank you, Matt. 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.280 And so he couldn't believe and nor could I that 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:55.760 we had never done multimele corn bursts. Great, these are 0:11:55.800 --> 0:12:00.760 gonna be your corn pops, right kind of? There's differently 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:05.080 a little bit now you are you privy to the 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:08.840 drama of the corn pops being discontinued, which was a 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.400 load of bs. So it was all over the internet 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:15.480 that Kellogg's was discontinuing corn pops, so threw everyone into 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:16.040 a frenzy. 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:17.480 Everyone on bought them. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.840 Ha ha ha, jokes on you not being discontinued. 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.080 So they just sold a lot. They just sold a 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:23.520 lot of. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:27.000 Corn pops just because you know, someone online, you know, 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:28.199 said it was being discontinued. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.920 Yo, that's what happens when you're in with Cereal news. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:31.200 Bro. 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.200 Don't send me the story because then I have to 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:34.320 put a smile emoji. 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:35.280 Well people said it to me. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:39.360 I'm like, nah, not true. You know, why are you 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.040 like this? You said at the beginning of this year, 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.319 what end of last year? You were like, I'm changing 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:44.800 for the better? 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.160 No, no, no, no, I just wrote, highly doubt that 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.040 that's true. Who's going to discontinue corn Pops? It's one 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:53.480 of the most popular cereals there is. That's that's like 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:54.480 Kellogg's Core four. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.680 I'm just picturing like a little kid being like, mommy, 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:00.800 can you send the serial killers this note they're discontinuing. Oh, sure, 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:04.600 I'll do that for you, Johnny. Highly doubt that's true, 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.760 and the poor mom being like, oh yeah, they responded, 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:09.640 little Johnny. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:11.480 That's why we only have nine hundred and ninety on 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:14.280 YouTube subscribers now, yeah, because they are like thirty of 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:15.560 them all day them. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.520 Scott's a dick. No, if anything, I was to dick 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.120 last episode. Somebody said that I wasn't feeling it anymore, 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:22.680 but hopefully I'm better now. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:27.960 Congratulations, you've got breakfast in the bag, says Maltomeal and 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:30.200 who are they made by a posts? 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:30.640 Yay? 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.679 Ding ding ding? Do we have ding ding ding? No? 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:34.400 We never did. 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.600 We should get it, Okay, we should get a ding 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:38.320 ding ding sure, or at least just like a bell 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:39.160 that we can ring in here. 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:41.080 We had one and then you told me to get 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:45.479 rid of it because it was distracting. Oh that thing yeah, 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:50.880 excuse me, you really are edred and like entering the 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.320 curmudgeny era of your life. 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:53.880 But don't chefs like when you burp it means that 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:54.559 their food is good. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.640 Who in their right mind told you that? 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.320 Oh, Elvis says that all the time. Really, we'reup at 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:02.680 a table. The chef is like, ah, man, if. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.080 What I don't know. I've had a day today, Andrew, 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.960 it's not feeling myself. Here we go, when do your thing? 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.280 It's pretty corn poppy, delicious. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.520 It was good, right, m What what happened? 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.440 It's a little grainy, a little bit of honey there. Yeah, 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:24.960 I don't like that. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.800 It almost tastes a little bit like a mix of 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.960 corn pops and maybe some honey smacks a little bit. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.880 Yeah. I give it three balls and a spoom. Okay, 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:38.840 not terrible, but I was looking for more corn pop. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.480 I'm going to give it four balls. I like it. It's sweet, 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:47.640 it's nice, and it's it's seemingly rare because I haven't 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.680 seen it. He found it in the Amish market. Yeah 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.880 after you couldn't read maybe out when he was out 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:57.720 on rum Springer. He found this in the supermarket. What's 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:01.000 rum spring. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:07.360 Have? We become that predictable. Hmm, Well we'll go to 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:08.200 the next cereal. 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:10.840 Is it gonna play? 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.080 Where is it? There? It is? There it is. We'll 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:14.760 be back. 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:21.680 Right after this, and we're back. You may or may 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:23.120 not have heard a commercial there. I don't know. 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:23.600 Do you know that? 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:25.840 Last week when I was listening, I heard Jamie from 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.840 Light FM doing the freezer eggs commercial during our show. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:33.480 Nice? Yeah, cool? So hi Jamie freezer eggs. Wait? Does 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.680 she get paid extra to be on our podcast? Now? 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:37.600 Huh? Okay? 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:41.480 We chodged the prevail heea for egg freezing? Yeah, well 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.120 because I turned off all the restricted categories. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.480 But you turned you let the like the the drugs 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.440 and dirty one but that we haven't had any of that. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:52.880 Yeah, they must stop the dirty drug Yeah, foundation must 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:55.000 have stopped. There's gonna be. 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:57.120 Right after this at the very end, there's gonna be 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:58.080 a commercial for heroin. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.480 Looking to hide a body? We'd love to help. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.120 Are you jonesing for a fix? 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:09.240 Come to the back alley behind the mall now. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:13.400 I mentioned in last week's bull Chat that when I 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.200 was traveling on Norwegian Epic last week or two weeks ago, 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.640 whatever it was, at this point when we stopped in 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:20.760 Puerto Rico before we boarded the ship, I had to 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.560 go to the supermarket. You know that I love going 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.800 to supermarkets that are, you know, out of the area, 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.360 and they did have lots of stuff there. I took 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:30.080 Cooper in there, and Cooper was like, you never tried that, 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:32.560 You never tried that, You never tried that. So there 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.720 were multiple cereals that we've never tried before that they 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:38.360 had there. Nice. But I couldn't bring loads of cereal home. 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:40.920 I didn't have the room. So I said, pick one. 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:42.840 And this is the one that we picked, and we 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:43.720 mentioned it last week. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:44.320 Got it. 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:48.520 This is from Kellogg's and it's Kellogg's complete with a k. Okay, 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:49.560 this is the one that you said, look like it 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:55.520 was coming out of a butthole. The chocolate flavored complete, 0:16:55.800 --> 0:17:00.800 naturally flavored, which I like, corn flakes peanut flavor. What 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.760 corn flakes peanut flavored with corn Okay? I don't understand 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:08.959 how this is written. Corn flakes peanut flavored with corn flakes, 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:12.640 chocolate flavored, chocolate flavored pieces and almonds? Did you buy 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.560 a bootleg cereal? That's exactly what it says, all one sentence. 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:18.600 And there's only one comma in that whole thing. Great, Yeah, 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:25.400 so I'm gonna shake it up, Andrew. Okay, I don't 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:27.040 hear anything because. 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:28.480 You're shaking so loud. But it's playing through there, so 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:29.480 I'm not it's playing. 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:34.200 Okay, So it appears that I turned that thing off. Okay, 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:37.040 So it appears this has chocolate flakes, and according to 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:40.560 the thing, it's got chocolate flakes and peanut flakes and 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:44.440 corn flakes. So I don't understand it's got almonds and 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:46.600 some chocolate chunks in there that Andrew says looks like 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:47.960 diarrhea coming out of a butthole? 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:53.040 Question, do you read all this honey and corn and 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:59.880 almonds and disfruta? Do you read my What's Happening? Email? Now? 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:01.720 I see you opened it. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.359 I did open it. We need to supply pictures of 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:05.359 us liking stuff here? 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:09.440 Well, yeah, because on those shelves they're bare. So we're 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:11.840