Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod, which Teddy Mellencamp and Camerage Edge. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to two Teas in a pod. Right now, we're
Speaker 1: a big bunch of disasters.
Speaker 2: Like I know, you sound like you're in a echo
Speaker 2: chamber or something like you're in a tunnel. I'm holding
Speaker 2: my mic because I don't have anything. I'm just a mess,
Speaker 2: been awake all night long. So look, I'm like, hell,
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on, but I've had a
Speaker 2: few allergic reactions lately that I normally would never do.
Speaker 2: I've always been super sensitive to garlic, but last night
Speaker 2: was like cheat night. We had like chicken pricatta and
Speaker 2: all this stuff, and Eddie took a byke. He's like,
Speaker 2: whoa that has a lot of garlic in it. Are
Speaker 2: you going to be okay? And I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think I'll be fine. Oh no, heart started, heart started racing.
Speaker 2: I got dizzy, like I was going to pass out.
Speaker 2: My face was tingly, it was horrible, sick to myth
Speaker 2: had to take a benajo. I don't know if it's age,
Speaker 2: if it's age or what, but my I was got alert.
Speaker 2: Correction of mangos. A couple of months ago, never had
Speaker 2: one before, brutal. I know tall going on with me?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Is this what age looks like? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've got Southern Charm episode six to recap were on
Speaker 1: season ten. I'm thoroughly entertained by the show. Each time
Speaker 1: I think that like, maybe I'm going to get annoyed,
Speaker 1: but then I start to like it every time. But
Speaker 1: it starts with JT and Craig meet for coffee. JT
Speaker 1: brings up the rumor Craig spread about him, and then
Speaker 1: Craig stands behind his words that he knows he heard
Speaker 1: JT called Patricia.
Speaker 2: A B I T H I think that Do you
Speaker 2: think he did it off camera?
Speaker 1: No? I think he just didn't say it.
Speaker 2: I think you know he just didn't say it. I
Speaker 2: just understand why Craig is just writing so hard for
Speaker 2: the fact that you know this is what he said,
Speaker 2: and he's not backing down. It's not even like, oh,
Speaker 2: well that's why I thought you said. No, he's like
Speaker 2: you said it. But JT was taught to never use B,
Speaker 2: pete and C.
Speaker 1: But I'm sitting here thinking, like Craig at this point, say,
Speaker 1: just know you were talking like he could have just
Speaker 1: been like, I know you said something that rubbed me
Speaker 1: the wrong way. I don't know if you actually used
Speaker 1: the word bitch like, but anytime anybody speaks in absolutes,
Speaker 1: for sure what somebody said. Most of the time, producers
Speaker 1: know you ain't said it and there's not going to
Speaker 1: be a record of it. So I'm like, Craig, please
Speaker 1: just sit there, eat your banana, and please don't have
Speaker 1: me having to side with JT in a conversation.
Speaker 2: I was siding with JT and it was one of
Speaker 2: the most awkward five minute meetings on Bravo History.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, Craig. I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I'm really starting to like JT.
Speaker 2: What is happening here? What is happening?
Speaker 1: Get us out of whatever's happening. No, thank you.
Speaker 2: Maybe JT is not that bad now JT is that.
Speaker 1: Bad because then he starts driving me crazy. Later, but
Speaker 1: then we see Mollie walking a rescue dog. When SHEP
Speaker 1: sees her and pulls her over. He asks her to
Speaker 1: He asked to join her so they can talk. Shep
Speaker 1: compliments Mollie, but she's down on herself after gaining weight.
Speaker 1: She says She's chosen to stay celibate because the dating
Speaker 1: pool in Charleston is that bad.
Speaker 2: Well, it seems like it they've all slept with everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, only eight people live in Charleston.
Speaker 2: It seems like it really seems like a there's eight people.
Speaker 1: But she kind of what does she refer to them to.
Speaker 2: A like Peter Peter Pan garbage men that's sack at life.
Speaker 1: No, like like puppies or something like that.
Speaker 2: But she she said Charleston is full of Peter Pan
Speaker 2: garbage men that suck at life. Those were her that's
Speaker 2: quoting her exactly.
Speaker 1: Then she tells Shep that she plays the miniature Tuba
Speaker 1: and the Charleston Concert Pan and she has a concert
Speaker 1: coming up, and Shef says he wants to come see
Speaker 1: her play.
Speaker 2: And then they break out into the Nutcracker.
Speaker 1: And then they're like what about and Chef throws out
Speaker 1: like the one name he knows and then they go
Speaker 1: for it. But then and Mollie's confessional, she talks very
Speaker 1: highly of Shep and shows some interest towards him.
Speaker 2: Do we see them get hooking up or getting together?
Speaker 1: Have they?
Speaker 2: I don't even know. Everybody's hooked up with everyone have
Speaker 2: they hooked up.
Speaker 1: No, I think she only I think she just came.
Speaker 2: Back into this group, right, yeah, but I.
Speaker 1: Think before she hooked up with what's his name?
Speaker 2: Oh, that says it all. Craig Austin, Yeah, j T. Whitney,
Speaker 2: Whitney Whitney, Oh yeah, yeah, I remember now. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: Whitney said that she should meet so she can't date him.
Speaker 2: She was texting Craig or sexting or whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: Oh well, he's a single name.
Speaker 1: Would you be happy about a Molly and Shed love story.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would. I think that I've really grown to
Speaker 2: like Shep, even though he's you know, stuck in his
Speaker 2: college years. But he seems like he's a real gentleman,
Speaker 2: and he does seem like he's very smart. Do you
Speaker 2: remember that growing up? Was he smart?
Speaker 1: He had a really good heart when we were growing up,
Speaker 1: Like he was like the one that, like if one
Speaker 1: of us girls was upset over some kind of craziness
Speaker 1: that we've created in our lives.
Speaker 2: He's in touch with his sensitive side. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 2: I can maybe get over the fact that he tucks
Speaker 2: his shirts and his pants are high and he wears
Speaker 2: about I could probably get over that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, what I can't get over I need answers.
Speaker 1: Shep wasn't miked when he got pulled over. I'm very
Speaker 1: curious if this was an unplanned meetup or Sheep just
Speaker 1: drives around Charleston all day looking for Southern charm cameras.
Speaker 1: Then Madison and Brett are eating breakfast in their backyard.
Speaker 1: She tells Brett that he needs to see the doctor
Speaker 1: Miss Patricia recommended and has to respect that. Bratt will
Speaker 1: give her news when he's ready.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just seems like bred really is not ready
Speaker 2: to talk about his health, and especially on TV he's
Speaker 2: waiting for his results. He really was trying to change
Speaker 2: the subjects so fast, and he's.
Speaker 1: Probably like, why does Miss Patricia know more about my
Speaker 1: blood type than I do about my own?
Speaker 2: Well, I think Madison respects Miss Patricia so much, and
Speaker 2: she probably is, you know, has a lot of friends
Speaker 2: that are really good doctors, and she's just trying to
Speaker 2: help out.
Speaker 1: Can you call me Miss Teddy from here on out?
Speaker 2: Miss Teddy? Shannon's like that. She's very helpful when it
Speaker 2: comes to doctors.
Speaker 1: She she knows hamon.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, does no. She's always given, you know,
Speaker 2: like she always has a doctor or somebody that is
Speaker 2: highly recommended. But I think that's the same situation with
Speaker 2: miss Patricia. I loved when Madison says Craig and Austin
Speaker 2: are breaking up and she really thought that was a
Speaker 2: relationship that was gonna last. I love her so much.
Speaker 1: She's so good. I love her when she's happy. I
Speaker 1: love her when she's sweet.
Speaker 2: I mean I want I wanted to hate her because
Speaker 2: I saw her without makeup on and I'm like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: is she more beautiful without makeup? A girl? God really
Speaker 2: loved her.
Speaker 1: And she makes a delicious looking breakfast.
Speaker 2: She is just I just love her so much.
Speaker 1: She's so pretty us She's everything I'm not.
Speaker 2: I would like to see a little bit of the
Speaker 2: bitchiness side, because you've told me that she has a
Speaker 2: little bit of a oh yeah.
Speaker 1: We start to see it this episode a little more,
Speaker 1: which I like than Taylor.
Speaker 2: She's like, listen her interview. Hey.
Speaker 1: Then Taylor visits Rodrigo and Tyler at their house. Rodrigo
Speaker 1: tells her that things were said at Craig and Page's party.
Speaker 1: Apparently Sally is actually the one who called guest on
Speaker 1: that day but then when they did do the flag.
Speaker 2: They did say no. I was going to say that
Speaker 2: there was no proof of her saying that he called her.
Speaker 1: He said she said we had a conversation.
Speaker 2: She had a phone conversation, is what she said. She
Speaker 2: never ever said. But you know what, that's easily something
Speaker 2: you can twist, like me and you have a conversation.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I think you said, oh, like Edwin called me and
Speaker 2: then comes out, oh, no, you called him, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I think she called him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like, I don't think anybody was trying to
Speaker 1: be malicious there. I think she said we had a
Speaker 1: conversation because everybody I don't think that she said that.
Speaker 1: I know she said it because they showed us.
Speaker 2: But I wonder why she called him. I mean, if
Speaker 2: he called her to say leave my name out of
Speaker 2: your f and mouth, that makes sense, But why was
Speaker 2: she calling him?
Speaker 1: My guess is there's like still some unresolved feelings maybe
Speaker 1: on her part there, and she was probably calling like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm going to this event today.
Speaker 2: I mean later on in the episode, it's so great
Speaker 2: to see her and Taylor talk and it's like, no,
Speaker 2: you weren't really anything to him. She's like, okay, we
Speaker 2: had a relationship.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not I'm not sury.
Speaker 2: I'm not buying that. My Gaston told me that you
Speaker 2: were just a booty call and I was kidding. I
Speaker 2: made that up.
Speaker 1: But either way, I have red flag on Gaston and
Speaker 1: then Sally.
Speaker 2: Why I wasn't on there.
Speaker 1: I don't think Gaston's going anywhere because I think.
Speaker 2: Gaston doesn't want a film.
Speaker 1: Has some skeletons in his closet and it's not and
Speaker 1: it's not bell.
Speaker 2: Exactly. He's a bell in his in his pocket. I
Speaker 2: but they all have skeletons in their closets. They all
Speaker 2: suck with everybody. So what is the problem. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I need to know. I need more Gaston.
Speaker 1: But Taylor says that she got invited to Sally's housewarming,
Speaker 1: and then Rodrigo encourages Taylor to go so she can
Speaker 1: set the record straight.
Speaker 2: I mean, that girl cannot even fake it. She showed
Speaker 2: up like Okay, I'm here, I'm here, I'm going to
Speaker 2: do the least. I'm gonna go up, I'm gonna say hi,
Speaker 2: and I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go say him.
Speaker 2: But her face kind of showed it all. She's like,
Speaker 2: oh me, I gotta be here.
Speaker 1: Well, then we get to Austin and bring his girlfriend Audrey. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is my question about Audrey. She's beautiful, nice, seems chill,
Speaker 1: but why is she always like this no matter where
Speaker 1: they are, whether it's the car, Austin's parents house, Like,
Speaker 1: she's like laid back.
Speaker 2: Like that's probably just her demeanor, or she's very bored
Speaker 2: with this group, Like every.
Speaker 1: Time I'm like, can you like?
Speaker 2: It made me want to work on my part, I know,
Speaker 2: as I'm leaning back on this chair.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, she's so lean backward I imagine, like especially
Speaker 1: when you meet Southern parents for the first time, like
Speaker 1: lean back like that and just like so chill.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw this out there, but Austin's mom is
Speaker 2: my spirit of animal.
Speaker 1: I love her.
Speaker 2: Oh my.
Speaker 1: Like an Apparall spreads a gen and tonic or a
Speaker 1: blah blah like she chose.
Speaker 2: She chose the gen and tonic, which I thought was
Speaker 2: very interesting, especially.
Speaker 1: Because then it came out the color of an Aparao's frits.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, exactly. But the thing is is like gen
Speaker 2: and tonic is to me is always such an old man.
Speaker 1: Drink Genonics were.
Speaker 2: They're big in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I think, I don't know, I'm not really
Speaker 1: a gen drinker.
Speaker 2: But like, I'm not a hard alcohol drinker. I'm a
Speaker 2: coffee drinker.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm a fresco drinker at this current moment.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've been dying to try fresca because
Speaker 2: I haven't had since I.
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's a delicious little treat in the
Speaker 1: morning when I have my stomach and my herbs.
Speaker 2: We need to get Austin's mom and dad on the pod.
Speaker 2: They seem they seem sauce on his pod. Yeah, evidently
Speaker 2: they seem very sauce all the time.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: But you know what I didn't love. I didn't love
Speaker 2: that that Austin walked out of the house to take
Speaker 2: the call from Madison. I thought it was rude, like,
Speaker 2: left his girlfriend that doesn't even know his parents in there.
Speaker 2: Why couldn't he have just done it in the house.
Speaker 2: It looked like he was hiding something.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, Austin used to be with Madison, so
Speaker 1: I would assume that maybe Audrey would sit up straight
Speaker 1: if she realized that Madison was calling.
Speaker 2: Well, I would have set up straight and ran outside.
Speaker 1: But I love that He's like he intentionally waited four
Speaker 1: months to introduce introduce them, just to make sure he
Speaker 1: and Audrey were serious enough. They arrive at the gorgeous
Speaker 1: house and Audrey. Audrey's like shook by it. It's I mean,
Speaker 1: we all know where that area is. If you're from
Speaker 1: the South, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Well it's so funny. But she's like, whoa, he goes, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like that every time I walk up. I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's your parents' house.
Speaker 1: I think it's their additional house. Most people don't live
Speaker 1: year round in Seabrook Island.
Speaker 2: I could be always it like the Hampton's for New
Speaker 2: York kind of city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like you live in Charleston, and then there's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh so yeah it is a while because it's
Speaker 2: a second home.
Speaker 1: I think it's a second home.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 1: I could have fully made this up. But anybody that
Speaker 1: I've personally known that has a house in Seabrook Island
Speaker 1: also lives somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes more sense because I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 2: mean it looked like a nice house, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: like whoa Yeah, Like I.
Speaker 1: Don't think Austin grew up in Seabrook Island, Like if
Speaker 1: they have a school, there's.
Speaker 2: Very not inside it's a I mean outside too, it's
Speaker 2: it's a beautiful house, especially for a second.
Speaker 1: I mean it used to be big for horses and golfings.
Speaker 2: So what's daddy do for a living?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Hey, hey daddy. Then Madison, when Rodrigo
Speaker 1: call Austin telling him that Craig and JT You went
Speaker 1: to coffee, Austin's convinced that Craig did that only to
Speaker 1: piss him off. And then Madison's on Austin's side for
Speaker 1: the ones and she tells him to deal with his friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I do. I do agree with you. Like
Speaker 1: nothing like meeting somebody's parents and being ditched so that
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 2: Talk to your girlfriend and Schitzter.
Speaker 1: That's pretty perfect. I mean, you don't get it that
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hand me another gen and Tonic. So
Speaker 1: this is what the first mom.
Speaker 2: I just love his mom. The dad too, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I started early. I'm like, oh my god, love.
Speaker 1: It South Carolina life. Maybe I should go back. We
Speaker 1: do know that the parents don't have any grandkids.
Speaker 2: And they want them very badly.
Speaker 1: And Audrey want's four kids.
Speaker 2: Good that's a good number. Good bye God, that's a
Speaker 2: good even number.
Speaker 1: Then we get to Craig facetiming Page while he's getting
Speaker 1: ready for the party his comb over. At first, I
Speaker 1: was like, Craig, please fix the hair. And then he's
Speaker 1: going to talk to Austin about their shared podcast. Tonight,
Speaker 1: Page thinks they should dissolve Pillows and Beers so Craig
Speaker 1: can start his own podcast. Craig debates whether he and
Speaker 1: Austin would even be friends anymore if they didn't have
Speaker 1: a contractual obligation. Would we be friends, Tom, if we
Speaker 1: didn't have a contractual friendship.
Speaker 2: Yes, we would.
Speaker 1: Now let me.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I know, I got a deep into
Speaker 2: I got to dive into this or I came to talk.
Speaker 2: I'm being a wake all night. Did Page come off
Speaker 2: a little controlling? Just us all this podcast with Austin
Speaker 2: rebranded to Craig and Friends. She seemed like she definitely
Speaker 2: wears the pants in that relationship, and it just it
Speaker 2: didn't come off well.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it came off a little bit like
Speaker 1: you need to do this because any other way is shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But also it's like they're on a show together. And
Speaker 1: maybe I.
Speaker 2: Think it's so weird because now that they are broken up,
Speaker 2: the cracks are becoming clearer in their relationship. I really
Speaker 2: feel like Craig was really trying to appease her and
Speaker 2: be at her level because she has this, I don't know,
Speaker 2: just this little bit of a controlling, this is what
Speaker 2: you need to do kind of personality.
Speaker 1: It's almost like I'm you and I are better than
Speaker 1: what this.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, there's something there and I can't put
Speaker 2: my finger on it, but it's just and I love Paige,
Speaker 2: I love her, and I just felt like they definitely
Speaker 2: weren't equals in this relationship.
Speaker 1: Definitely not. Then we get to Andrew, Sally's boyfriend, is
Speaker 1: the first to show up to the party. He's not
Speaker 1: normally Sally's type, but he communicates and puts effort into
Speaker 1: their relationship, so Sally's happy. Her type is changing. I mean,
Speaker 1: her type is apparently a lot of other people's types
Speaker 1: as well. But then everyone else starts to show up.
Speaker 1: Schev was introduced to Andrew and he's very shocked. The
Speaker 1: tailor was affiliated with him.
Speaker 2: I know the way he said that. Come on.
Speaker 1: Then Madison calls Craig over for a talk so she
Speaker 1: Austin and Whitney can hear about his coffee date with JT.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is how happened?
Speaker 2: Whitney's ran amly here because they just have to spring
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, he has to sprinkle himself into the show
Speaker 2: because he's.
Speaker 1: The okay, because I was like, well, hold on, we
Speaker 1: haven't seen could you imagine, Alice?
Speaker 2: Could you imagine Alex Baskin showing up.
Speaker 1: Just everywhere down?
Speaker 2: It's kind of like it's kind of like Taylor Sheridan
Speaker 2: and uh, you know all the shows, the Yellowstone spin offs, everything,
Speaker 2: land Man everything. He's always popping up.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: It was an Alfred hitch Talk the same. He would
Speaker 2: always be in awe.
Speaker 1: Are you calling Whitney the next Ron Howard?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm calling him the Yeah. Well yeah him too,
Speaker 2: throwing himself in.
Speaker 1: Put me in coach.
Speaker 2: But then I thought Sally's boyfriend Andrew was pretty cute. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not the type that likes like lighter haired.
Speaker 1: Uh color, did you say extensions? Like?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: His coloring is like coloring is.
Speaker 2: Very light, his hair is light. It's not something that
Speaker 2: I'm attracted to.
Speaker 1: But I'm not attracted to the Lion shirts me either. No,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: I mean that the way these guys dress, I just
Speaker 2: shake my hand. Is it a thing there in the
Speaker 2: South that they all wear white pants all the time?
Speaker 1: No, they probably want to show their dairs off.
Speaker 2: It's so weird than Taylor. I mean, now I know
Speaker 2: why Paige dumped Craig. It's because of the white pants.
Speaker 1: Those white pants once they were wet too, and that
Speaker 1: was a real doozy, I know. Then Taylor shows up
Speaker 1: to the party. She says, hi to Andrew Sella's boyfriend,
Speaker 1: who is also her ex situationship, she took that time
Speaker 1: to also make a job that he wanted to be exclusive,
Speaker 1: but that he was also with other women. And then
Speaker 1: Taylor says, he's very weird.
Speaker 2: Why wasn't JT invited to this party?
Speaker 1: Who would have invited j Whitney was there.
Speaker 2: Whitney was there because they were.
Speaker 1: Singing the show and they need to talk about JT.
Speaker 1: So why they need to talk about Miss Patricia and JT?
Speaker 1: So of course neither of them were there.
Speaker 2: Well, what kind of ensemble cast? Is this what?
Speaker 1: And honestly, we're not even seeing Leva.
Speaker 2: Like we saw. We got a little gleanse of her
Speaker 2: at the party.
Speaker 1: Just to say she didn't want to take off her
Speaker 1: nice shoes, just save her friend from the pool.
Speaker 2: I know what that was. That whole pool situation was awful.
Speaker 2: Weird the two people with white clothes jump in the pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then Sally thinks it's rude that Taylor hasn't said
Speaker 1: hi to her yet. I won't know how much time
Speaker 1: had passed. Was it like three minutes or are we
Speaker 1: like an hour? In for what? For? How long it
Speaker 1: took Taylor to come say hiw to Sally?
Speaker 2: Who knows? Because they cut so much out, she could
Speaker 2: have been there two hours. We will never know. Who
Speaker 2: knows the cutting room floor.
Speaker 1: Then Taylor finally approaches her and they decide to have
Speaker 1: a sit down conversation. This entire thing is awkward because
Speaker 1: they can't said where to sit. It's So's house, it's that.
Speaker 1: And then Sally feels that she has a right to
Speaker 1: speak about Gaston consitting there in a relationship. Taylor says, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was just a flame. And then Sally doesn't deny
Speaker 1: that she's the one who called Gaston. She said, we
Speaker 1: had a conversation and then Andrew.
Speaker 2: And she didn't deny it or you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like she's like, she never answered the question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she just you know, you don't need to know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm laughing at the girl's pumping up, sheep up.
Speaker 2: We're in the corner while we're watching this whole conversation
Speaker 2: between the two of them. You look good, shep. You're
Speaker 2: working out, shep. He's like, no, I'm dating a fetus.
Speaker 2: I have to step it up.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm laughing at the fact that while Sally's like
Speaker 1: giving all of her information, Andrew, on the other hand,
Speaker 1: is telling the girls Gaston reached out to Sally and
Speaker 1: made her cry and I held her for a whole
Speaker 1: thirty thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: All the girls go, could have been forty five, like
Speaker 2: maybe sixty seconds, like seconds. Hey, I'm met a hugger,
Speaker 2: so thirty second hug to me is a long time.
Speaker 1: You know what fifteen seconds would suffice for me? Andrew,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Then Sally claims that people in the friend
Speaker 1: group have warned her not to trust Taylor. They end
Speaker 1: up the conversation agreeing that was.
Speaker 2: A real singer, Like, let me just tell you this.
Speaker 2: Everybody's telling me not to trust you.
Speaker 1: You mean everybody that watched the show last season and
Speaker 1: saw you hooking up with your ex's best Like, I
Speaker 1: don't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then they end the conversation, agreeing that there's no bad
Speaker 1: blood between them, and then Taylor leaves the party immediately after.
Speaker 2: There's like peace out, Okay, I got that over with
Speaker 2: the point of.
Speaker 1: Whose point of view are you agreeing with in this
Speaker 1: messy situation?
Speaker 2: Whose point of view?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, are you more like I see what Sally saying?
Speaker 1: Or I feel with Taylor's act?
Speaker 2: Like where are you I with Sally on this one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: I mean she dated him. Taylor doesn't know what went
Speaker 2: on on that relationship unless you know what her new
Speaker 2: boyfriend is telling Gas Dollon's telling her. But I really
Speaker 2: like Sally. I feel like she is just a.
Speaker 1: Level I like Molly too.
Speaker 2: I love them both.
Speaker 1: I think, did you realize yet that Sally changes her
Speaker 1: hair color and her confessional or are we still not
Speaker 1: catching that?
Speaker 2: Still not catching it?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, camera, I.
Speaker 2: Know, still not catching it? I mean, what is she
Speaker 2: going from blonde to brown. Well, which you're also not
Speaker 2: catching is I have darkened my hair and you haven't
Speaker 2: said one word about it.
Speaker 1: I can barely see my iPad is so far away
Speaker 1: from me. I don't know glasses or my hat or
Speaker 1: anything other than two sweatshirts.
Speaker 2: I'm like ten shades darker.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Actually my normal I'm actually my actual hair color right now.
Speaker 2: My god, it, I know, I don't know how long
Speaker 2: it's gonna last, but we'll see.
Speaker 1: Then Benita just to jump into Sally's pool. Then we
Speaker 1: can't tell she's starting to drown. But then Craig jumps
Speaker 1: in to save her. And then and her confessional, Beanita
Speaker 1: admits she had a couple too many drinks. Everyone's very
Speaker 1: impressed with Craig's life saving skills. I mean, well, I
Speaker 1: guess if Craig doesn't get a new podcast, he could
Speaker 1: become a lifeguard. I mean, he's got options.
Speaker 2: I mean, he jumped in. I feel like he could
Speaker 2: touch the ground.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty sure. That's so good. But it
Speaker 1: was like, except for.
Speaker 2: It was so funny because she wasn't in there that long,
Speaker 2: and it was all of a sudden, the camera guys
Speaker 2: you see the camera guy in the shot and it
Speaker 2: was like she was in there drowning forever, and he
Speaker 2: like stands up and hold her. I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1: I also want to check on everybody's cell phones, Like
Speaker 1: did Craig have time to remove his cell phone from
Speaker 1: his pocket?
Speaker 2: I worried about that too. Another thing that I please,
Speaker 2: don't ever call me sugar lumps?
Speaker 1: Who called Who's sugar lumps?
Speaker 2: Somebody called was it something called Molly or Molly called
Speaker 2: somebody sugar lumps? And I'm like, what the hell is
Speaker 2: sugar lump?
Speaker 1: No? Thank you. Then Craig and Austin after they change
Speaker 1: our now all of a sudden, Craig's dress like Andrew's
Speaker 1: and Hawaiian get up. Craig and Austin sit down to
Speaker 1: have a conversation about their friendship. Craig doesn't think their
Speaker 1: opposing lifestyles work for their podcast anymore since there's no
Speaker 1: chemistry there, which I disagree. I think they still have chemistry.
Speaker 1: I think they're annoying at each other.
Speaker 2: I mean, they act like there was some giant fight
Speaker 2: between them that they cannot move on. I feel like
Speaker 2: this is Paige pulling Craig away from Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think Page is like Austin is a no no
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: You need to rebrand yourself. You need to get away
Speaker 2: from these guys.
Speaker 1: Not to say anything about beers.
Speaker 2: Ah well, I mean, I hate to blame her, but
Speaker 2: I'm starting to feel it just a little bit.
Speaker 1: Then Craig asked Austin how much you have to pay
Speaker 1: him for the owner ship of pills and Beer? Just
Speaker 1: so you know, Tamera, it's.
Speaker 2: A lot for what if I want to.
Speaker 1: If you want to buy me out, like, just give
Speaker 1: me all the money.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'd have to get my my attorney agent,
Speaker 2: my attorney AJ involved.
Speaker 1: In this hold on. I'm going to hire my joint
Speaker 1: attorney to go after you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for letting me as your attorney.
Speaker 1: Teddy, Well, until you're trying to kick me out of
Speaker 1: the pod, you're welcome to him.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would never kick you out of
Speaker 2: the pod. I could never kick you, but we would.
Speaker 2: We would not be as successful if we had somebody else,
Speaker 2: So don't die.
Speaker 1: Plus, we've already looked through. There's not any other good
Speaker 1: tea option.
Speaker 2: There's no.
Speaker 1: Sorry, no good teas. Sorry, you're stuck with us.
Speaker 2: I mean I do a Toleen is kind of a
Speaker 2: good option. But oh sorry, I didn't mean that. Do
Speaker 2: I say that out loud? I didn't mean it.
Speaker 1: She's I can't wait to see what time you'd have
Speaker 1: to podcast with.
Speaker 2: I know from Bay your timing workout?
Speaker 1: Good luck? How funny your nine KEYM podcasts?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, The Edge just interviewed Sergio. I bet
Speaker 2: you that's a really good podcast. Eddie came away from
Speaker 2: it going I told him, I said, you're really gonna
Speaker 2: like Sergio. You're gonna like his energy. And he's like,
Speaker 2: he's a really good guy. And I guess he went
Speaker 2: deep all the way back into where they how they met,
Speaker 2: and baby gate all that.
Speaker 1: You guys got to tune in. Make sure to listen
Speaker 1: to the EDS interviewing Sergio from Dubai.
Speaker 2: When Craig is having this conversation with Austin, he seems
Speaker 2: a little tipsy, huh he was.
Speaker 1: He did seem a little tipsy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you're too loose, and I think
Speaker 2: I'm too boring. Bye bitch.
Speaker 1: I was so distracted by Whitney's nineteen nineties Ryan Seacrest
Speaker 1: hair that it was hard for me to really focus
Speaker 1: on this conversation.
Speaker 2: It's got some very interesting hair choices. But you know,
Speaker 2: with his glasses and his nerdiness, I mean that's his end. Teddy,
Speaker 2: don't don't rip apart of guy that's trying to get edgy.
Speaker 1: You know what, please rip me in part if I try.
Speaker 2: He's what's it called, He's got Riz. He go. I
Speaker 2: had to. I had to do this because that's what
Speaker 2: please don't ever do. This is what Glinda does in
Speaker 2: that that bop that I love so much. I like
Speaker 2: guys with Riz. I think that he should have He
Speaker 2: would have been better off if he just said, Craig
Speaker 2: Page told me to break up with you. But then Whitney,
Speaker 2: Whitney being the peacekeeper, Yeah, that was.
Speaker 1: Well, he is the producer.
Speaker 2: So it just kills me that on this show the
Speaker 2: men fight more than the women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because but the women are like effortless at like
Speaker 1: being catty or bitch, You're saying what they need to say.
Speaker 1: The guys are just so like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Chef drops the lbom to Sienna, and Craig and Austin
Speaker 1: are getting a divorce and Taylor and Sally have a
Speaker 1: very public blowout.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm here for that I need to see some
Speaker 2: girl drama. I want some girl drama on this show.
Speaker 1: Let's wring it. I also need to know, Taylor, where
Speaker 1: you got that brown top because I got it looked
Speaker 1: really cute and it would be good for me as well.
Speaker 2: Oh it kind of looked like a commando I thought,
Speaker 2: So it's not the way. It's not. It'll take a bodysuit.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: Well, do a Google search.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that image search, but
Speaker 1: I searched the commando brown.
Speaker 2: Tops and it's not that huh.
Speaker 1: So let us know, Taylor. Also, if you want to
Speaker 1: come on the pod, you're welcome, but also LTK your
Speaker 1: shirt because we loved it.
Speaker 2: Did she do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't follow her, but maybe I will.
Speaker 2: I follow them all, I believe.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let me get on it.
Speaker 2: Get on it, Get on it girl.
Speaker 1: All right, Thanks guys for another episode