WEBVTT - "Got A Murder" Mail Bag 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.200 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.600 rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.400 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:32.880 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.959 even on a Sunday, Sunday Sunday, from a special secret 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:43.200 podcast studio somewhere buried in the north Woods. We are 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.760 in the air everywhere, and we thank you for subscribing 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:48.960 to the podcast. It is the Fifth Hour, as you know, 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.519 with Ben mallow That would be me and Danny g. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.960 We are again on a Sunday, various, very excited. It 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:02.360 was excited for us to be here because listen, the 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:04.959 Overnight show. Five days a week, four hours at night 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.920 not enough. We do this eight days a week. This 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.399 could be the eighth day, Daddy, This is the eighth 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:14.960 day of the week here on a football Sunday. If 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.160 there were nine days in a week, we'd both be 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:20.000 working that too. Well. You can ram it all day 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:23.280 and ram it all night Daddy. That very important day here, 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:29.800 rams it rams it, rams it, rams it all. They 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:33.680 got that Kansas City Buffalo game today as well, So 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:38.240 it's a big night. Now before we get into it, Danny, 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.920 we mentioned at the end of yesterday's podcast that it 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:47.480 is very important do the review. Yeah, and then we'll 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.680 all say congratulations. Yeah. Well, so we'll tell you that 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.800 if you if you do that. And and there's a 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.080 lot of people that we have never met, Danny, that 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:58.440 have a lot of power at the company, and they 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.680 they just look at that off they they love the reviews, 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.200 right that that it gets very I think the word 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:08.799 is political bull Yes, that's what it is. And so 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.160 you know, you just have to kind of play the 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:16.040 game anyway. So it's it's Mailback Sunday. That's that's what 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:19.160 this is, Danny Mail Back Sunday. Very exciting. And these 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:23.160 are listener questions from people who are just random, you know, 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.680 fans of the show that happen to stumble onto the 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:31.280 podcast and have submitted Hey question, Now, this was the 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:35.400 podcast that almost did not happen. Uh, Danny, not not 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:40.919 to be overly dramatic here, uh oh hell, because I 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:46.600 would be wrong. Yeah. Well, well, so I posted on 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:52.919 back on Tuesday, I posted a link for questions, and 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.720 I gave out the email life and usually we have 0:02:55.840 --> 0:03:02.440 a solid core group that send questions. And I went 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:05.600 back to look to see the questions because I was 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:09.840 gonna start compiling them, and I became bug eyed and 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:13.760 I was like, oh my god, yeah, I mean that's it. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.399 Uh Like, I think they're like two people that had posted, 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.160 and I was like, what did I do wrong? Well, 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.440 how did that happen? And it makes no sense. So 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:24.919 then I opened up the email and there were a 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:27.800 few people that had sent questions in on the email, 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:31.600 but it wasn't the volume that we're used to. You 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:36.120 were suddenly the Amy Lawrence Show. That's a good line 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:38.520 and uh. So I looked at that and I was like, 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:45.160 oh man, that's uh this is a sob story here. Yeah, 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.520 it was brutal, and so I I had a hissy 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:52.000 fit and I posted on the Facebook page that if 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:53.400 you know, we don't get any more question I guess 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.320 we don't have to do the podcast. By the way, 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:59.120 I'm not lying. We weren't gonna do the podcast. It 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.160 was gonna be a two podcast weekend. But then the 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:07.640 man that saved this podcast and kept the podcast machine 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:12.880 going was none other than Pierre in Springfield, better known 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:17.279 as Alf the Alien Opiner. He then went over to 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:20.080 Twitter and called on the malle and militia over on 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:23.800 Twitter and so a bunch of things. We're gonna could 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.320 blame you for working today, Alf, Yes it is. It 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:31.440 is Alf slash Pierre the Grade opineer. It is his 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:38.920 fault that we are here. So without further ado, you 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.719 know the drill here, Danny. We'll just read the questions 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:43.920 and we'll answer them and we're on our way. Here 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.760 we go. Well, you know that's not how we start. 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:49.320 Hold on a sec, but who Google, I've got to know. 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:52.280 You know, we have the official mailback song from our 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:56.440 buddy in Ohio, Ohio. Wow, So this is how we 0:04:56.680 --> 0:05:08.880 properly begin the mailbag. All right, thank you Ohio. Al 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:12.240 And with that, see now we're allowed. That would have 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:14.600 been a false start if we did not played the song. 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:20.040 Now it feels like a Sunday alright. So Pierre in Springfield, 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:24.680 that Springfield mass home of the Pro Basketball Hall of 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.000 Fame where you can see Muffett McGraw and a bunch 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:32.159 of Russian coaches that you've never heard of. So, Pierre says, Ben, 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:37.400 you referenced your flight plan uh for two last week, 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:40.320 and I was wondering if you give us a Master's 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:46.200 update regarding the listener that offered you and the elitist 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:50.600 uh some credentials for the Masters. Yeah. I don't know 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.039 if you know about that, Danny, but we had a 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:56.040 listener that lives right near Augusta, Georgia, and he said 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.039 he's got a hook up, that he's a made man. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:03.239 This guy, he knows people at the tournament or whatever 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.560 it is, and he's got a place for us to stay. 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:09.240 And I was doing the show with Gascon and he 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:13.640 invited us down to to be part of the Masters. Uh. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:17.320 And I think it's in April. Uh. Pierre says furthermore, 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:22.000 now that the aforementioned elitist has been jettison from the podcast, 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.680 I think he's talking about West of the four or five, 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:29.720 will said invitation be extended to Danny g Radio. Uh. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:33.800 Great question, Pierre. I do not know the answer to 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:37.840 either one of those questions. And I'm not sure whether 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.400 that was kind of a friendly just hey, I like you, 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.799 here's a fake offer, or if that was a real offer. 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.560 I'm not sure. I don't know whether that was just 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:48.920 kind of for the email and he's not really doing it. 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.599 I remember one time, were you on the show, Danny 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:55.960 when we got invited to Cotchella. So there was a 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.800 listener that said he was kind of like a made man? 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:02.640 Or were there? Now? Conchella is a big concert in 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:08.320 Palm Desert, huge festival. Yeah, it's a huge thing. People 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:09.800 go and do a lot of drugs and listen music 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:12.920 and stuff. So anyway, so this guy's like, yeah, I 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:16.200 got a hook up, and you know, tickets are pretty expensive. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.720 It's like a three day thing and all this stuff. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.720 And I've never been. Um, I'm not a huge music guy. 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:24.760 I like music, but i'm not I don't get a 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.520 lot of consciences why my wife would have loved to 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.880 have gone that. So I was like, yeah, I'll go 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.600 out there. And the guy was a big fan of 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:32.080 the show and he said I can hook you up. 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:34.160 And everyone that was on the show, I guess you 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.280 were not part of it then. And and so anyway 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:39.600 we're like, yeah, this does ring a bell because Cooper 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:42.800 was all excited, right, yeah, yeah, Cooper was the most excited. 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:46.640 I didn't partake. I wasn't gonna be one of the 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.920 ones getting the freebees, but I do remember this. Yeah, 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.840 So I I was like, yeah, and he asked for 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.960 some of our personal information. We're like, okay, we're reluctantly 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.120 we're gonna give a stranger some of our personal information. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.480 And we did and and then the guy like vanished 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:06.640 and we never ever right, Yeah, yeah, because I remember 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:10.240 Coop with a real sad look on his face telling 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:13.840 me about which day he was gonna choose, and now 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.600 there was no way he was going to be able 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:19.760 to afford those festival concert tickets. Yeah, it was bad. 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.160 And the guy like he he called up and he did. 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:25.040 He didn't totally disappear, but he gave us some story 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:28.120 about how you know, something had changed and he he 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.160 no longer had to hook up. And but I mean 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.160 he had made a big we made a big deal 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.439 about on the show, and it was like all to do. 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:37.560 And I was like, what is up with that? You know, 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:41.200 something about a policy change to where he couldn't get 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.000 the passes he thought I didn't get for friends and 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.520 family and so on and so forth. That happens a 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:51.360 lot in our business because people will talk about their 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:55.840 hookups before they actually have the hard tickets or passes 0:08:55.960 --> 0:09:00.400 in their hands. Yeah, for future reference. And people are 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.679 very kind and Ian We've been pretty lucky people you 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.400 know on my The Overnight Show and you you were 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.840 part of the show, and people send us nice things, food, whatever, 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:14.880 gives very kind, but it is polite to not actually 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:19.559 offer something unless you actually have said, am I being 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.120 a dick? I don't think I am. I think you're 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:26.679 just better off if you actually have the item. And like, 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.200 you know, the guys that call up and say, hey, 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:31.480 let's go, let's go smoke a bowl coop and then smoke. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.560 He gets excited, but then they don't have it and 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.800 you're like, well, what what's up with that? You know, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.920 the whole thing. Anyway, all right, moving on here, all right, 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:43.719 come back, attention, it's time from now call all right 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.880 Brandon from how is Next? He says, good to hear 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.000 you again on the airwaves. My question is regarding your 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:55.040 intro themes every hour. He's talking about the open at 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.480 the top of the hour. I assume here every hour 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.839 your intro is different, and I always look forward to 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:04.160 hearing them when I try to wake up and listen Curiously, 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:09.040 Brandon says, I've wondered why every other talk show on 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:12.800 fs ARE seems to have the same intro for all 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:16.480 the hours. How did you manage to get all four 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:20.439 different intros? My favorite one is with Rachel from Manto 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:24.280 Bello in the later hours saying something like You're the 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:28.000 greatest ever, and then you saying ever, I love the show, 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.320 hope to take the oath one day. Well, Brandon, you're 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.200 more than welcome. We haven't given out the oath in 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:37.199 a while, and that that that oath is from Skeeter 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:40.600 and Montana. But if you're welcome to do it, Brandon, 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.120 call us up. We only do it once a night, 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.080 so you gotta get in before somebody else does. But 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:47.200 we'd love to do it. As far as the imaging, Danny, 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.319 I don't know what goes on on the other shows. 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:50.800 I know on our show we just kind of picked 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:53.720 stuff up. We've been there a long time, and so 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.200 that's one of the things. I mean, we just randomly 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.319 get a new open now and again, and we've been 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.280 there so long we have a bunch of different I 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:03.440 think that's the answer. Am I wrong? Well? From last 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:08.319 week's podcast, clearly you are best friends with the imaging department. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.320 I was the guy like, so I don't know about 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.640 that with Chris and you getting that phone number. If 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.800 you don't know what I'm talking about, download last Weekend's 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:23.760 fifth our podcasts. But yeah, you do have your own 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:28.720 unique touch on the opens and the different production for 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.800 your show. And a lot of that has to do 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:34.880 with so many great callers as part of the mallor 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:37.679 militia that there are a lot of drops and with 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:41.680 those drops comes a lot of great production. Yeah. I 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:44.400 mean the people that do the production to a great job, 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:48.720 and they're like magicians who dan They're just like Yeah. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.520 For instance, the other night when I was filling in 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.800 for Coop, I passed you on Mallard to the third 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:58.079 degree because you gave me two minutes to read the 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:00.880 three questions and at the end I said, I did 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.719 not think you could do that in two minutes or 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.079 something to that effect, and I said, I was the 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:10.640 two minute man. I think two minute man every night. Yeah. Yeah, 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.240 And so boom mark that that's a draw you No, 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:16.480 you did not put that in. You did not put 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:23.800 that in that And to great Ben Mallard, that's a drop. 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.920 That's a drop. All right. You know here I I 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.400 say something in a very comical I'm just trying to 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:33.559 get a mild laugh. And then this bullshit sticks around 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.280 for years and it's like that that thing you and 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.520 the gay Porton man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, you 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.840 pay me five hundred thousand dollars. All the doors say whatever. 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:46.559 And and the funny about that, that's like editing. I 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:49.000 Jake threw that together. You can hear the editing that, 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:53.600 but they still play it. It is wrong, it is 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.920 And I tell him, I said, listen the funk up. Okay, yeah, 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:00.199 the fuck up. They don't listen to me. Danny did 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:02.640 not for whatever reason, you guys don't. I don't understand 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:05.920 what it is. I don't get it. All right, what 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:10.160 is next? I got mayl yea. I got mayl yea, 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:15.360 all right, Travis in Rosberg, Oregon rights and he says, 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:19.079 are you training for the opening pitch for the pickles? 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.280 He says, also, what's the mailing address for the show? 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:26.600 I'd like to add to the growing hat collection. Well, 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:30.120 that would be very kind, Travis. But yeah, Danny, do 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:33.280 you know the there's a minor league baseball teams, like 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:38.600 an independent minor League baseball team in Portland, Oregon, and 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.840 they I believe this is because at Pierre Slash Alf 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.440 they offered me a chance to throw out the first 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:52.040 pitch at a Portland's pickles game. And I'm not training 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.080 for the gig, but I would love to do it. 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.400 And my wife whatever her best friends from high school 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:02.880 actually moved to the Portland's area. So this, Danny, what, 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.120 I could kill two birds with one stone. I could 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.760 be like the good guy. I tell my wife, listen, 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.959 you want to see your girlfriend, Let's go to Portland. 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:14.240 I know to me, Portland's at the very bottom of 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:16.240 the places I want to go at this point for 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.960 many reasons. But I would be like, hey, let's go 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.080 to Portland, you know, and she can hang out and 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.120 I'll be you know, I want to go to a game. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.280 Why don't you go hang out with her and then 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.040 I'll go to the game. Boom, done right, perfect. Now. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:33.160 I have some memories of you throwing a meat ball 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.880 when we were in Bakersfield. No, no, no, can you 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:40.200 please throw a fastball for your next pitch at an 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:43.920 opening ceremony of a baseball game. Well, Danny, listen, I 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:50.840 threw a devastating lollipop curve. That is an unhittable pitch. 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.880 It is an a In fact, that pitch has been 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.480 used in the major leagues to strike out professional hitters. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.720 Lollipop is the key word. Well, it's like a bugs 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:01.280 bunny pitch or it's uh, you know, you go down. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:06.200 It's known as the pitch and it's lethal and know 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.680 because guys like you want to throw a hundred miles out, 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.600 but there's more than one way to peel an orange 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.600 and there's more than one way to get a hit 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:18.080 her out. And the way I throw that pitch it 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:21.640 is That's why the Portland Pickles would like me to 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.360 come through out the first pitch because that that pitch 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:30.120 where I going like that? Uh? That that pitch. Uh, 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:35.160 it's really highlights how good their arms are on their club. No, 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:39.320 it goes with a pickle, you know because anyway, but 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.040 thank you Chevis. And what size how do you do? 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:44.160 I'm a size eight? What size? How are you Danny 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:47.160 for a fitted cap, fitted hat? Yeah? I don't know. 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:48.800 I have to get back to you on that because 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.800 I've been doing the trucker caps lately. Oh you've been 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.720 going trucker Yeah, because the fitted I'm like in between 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:59.320 two sizes. Either loose and looks big like a lid, 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:02.680 or it's tight and gives me a headache. I'm gonna 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.800 do an old guy rant. I remember when the fitted 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:08.280 hats were like fifteen bucks. They're now like forty bucks. 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:11.480 It's insane how much these fitted hats are. A Yeah, 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:14.160 I remember saving up twenty two dollars to go to 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.520 the mall and get a fitted cap, and it was 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.200 a big deal to have one. I had a brand 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:23.520 new Sparkling Dodgers fitted cap. But even back then, the 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.440 fitted size, I remember I'd have to get a haircut 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:30.120 like yours with a number one clipper. That's right. You 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.640 get the hat to fit comfortably. Uh. And as far 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.520 as the address, Travis, I hopefully you can write this 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.880 down and replay it and record the part. You know, 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:41.840 go back on the podcast, but hit the back fifteen 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.600 seconds a couple of times. Yeah, it's one, five to six, Oh, 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:51.880 Ventura Boulevard? Sweet? Was it sweet? Now? I always put 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:55.040 first floor? Now, all right, so you can say first four, 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:59.320 Sherman Oaks, California, nine or three and send it to 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:03.200 care of Ben Mallers show. Fox Sports Radio. Put that 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.520 above the address. Keep in mind, though, if you're not 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:11.600 sending that anytime soon. We are moving to Burbank. Burbank 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.600 right across the street from where Johnny Carson used to 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.480 do the Tonight Show back in the day, Jay leno 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:20.399 um and which now is an empty studio. Uh, We're 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.680 gonna be right there in Burbank eventually. So I don't know. 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:24.800 Do you know any rumors when we're moving, Danny, any 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:26.919 update on that. I've not heard anything. I know they 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:31.920 said by the summer. I've heard August, so I thought 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:34.360 like August was like the latest, so it might even 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:38.120 be sooner than than August. But who knows. Well, whenever 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:43.840 anybody talks construction, go with the latest plan, the later plan. Yeah, okay, 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.920 that's at the earliest then, yeah, that is that is correct? 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:48.840 All right? Next, who do we have you? Let's see 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:51.359 and by the way, adjustable hat for me? Thank you? 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:55.840 All right, there you go, thank you, Travis. Oh, hold on, 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:00.479 that's right, all right. Come to Patricia from Laws, Vegas, 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:04.359 formerly of Rhode Island. She says, hey, Ben, uh, note 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:08.359 that your gall bladder is gone. Does it have an 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.960 effect on what you can eat? I have to either 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:15.760 have mine out or completely change my diet forever. Can 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:19.240 you eat meat again or dairy products now or do 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:22.840 they still bother you? Thanks Patricia, Well, Patricia should never 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.920 take medical advice from someone on a podcast or a 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.240 radio show. But I can't tell you my experience. And uh, 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:31.400 the may thing, you know, I have a weird diet. 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:33.640 I don't eat every day. I eat maybe once a day, 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:34.960 and then I'll eat the next day, and then I'll 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:36.840 skip a day. So it's it's a little different with me. 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:40.920 But I have I really can eat whatever I want. 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:43.520 I haven't had any problems. I have a pretty basic 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.040 diet of the diet of like an eight year old. 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:48.399 But I eat whatever I want. And the one thing 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:51.440 I will tell you, Uh, if you go a long 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:56.200 time between meals, you've got to be within walking distance 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.320 quick walk, because you're gonna get the Tennessee trots. You're 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:04.680 gonna have a little case of dysentery. And usually if 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:09.240 I go a day with fasting and then I eat 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:15.000 within fifteen minutes of me starting from the start of 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:19.719 the meal, uh, there will be a situation that There 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:22.520 was a famous story Danny I on the podcast. I 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:26.080 was on a walk in the old house. I lived 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:29.480 in the old Mallam mansion, and I thought I could 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:32.960 make it home and and then I realized I couldn't 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:34.119 make it home because I had to go to the 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:36.320 For some reason, it just hit me and then I 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:37.879 was like, I'm gonna I decided to go to the 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:40.240 bathroom at the public park. This is like early on 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:46.120 in covid in and uh, you know, I didn't want 0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:49.200 to touch the toilet seat in the public bathroom because 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:56.200 it was disgusting. So I attempted the hover technique where 0:19:56.280 --> 0:20:00.080 I thought I was going to hit the bulls. I 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:04.200 and you can go back and hear the podcast for 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:09.280 the full story. But I unloaded the missiles. Uh, and 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:13.200 I didn't want to look back. But I was gonna flush. 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:15.920 I was gonna be polite and flush. And I went 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:19.159 back and I looked, and it looked like a crime scene. 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:21.840 It looked like a they needed to bring in a 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:26.399 crew to clean up what I had done. And it was. 0:20:27.040 --> 0:20:29.960 It was unbelievably horrible. I don't know how I missed 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:33.800 by that margin. Apparently the there's something that it's like algebra, 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.639 like the where I was pointing, the direction I was 0:20:36.680 --> 0:20:39.159 pointing and the way the wind was blowing and did 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:42.960 not go so t M I t M I in 0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:45.440 now after that story, I'm gonna be fasting for a 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:47.200 couple of days. Here, you gas, I'm gonna help you 0:20:47.240 --> 0:20:48.960 lose some weight. That'll be the way to go. Max 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.440 right soon, says White. Can't Mitch album afford a better wig? 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:54.000 I don't know. That's a great question. Uh into terror 0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:57.639 from Upstate New York rights and he says he's a 0:20:57.680 --> 0:21:02.080 classically trained musician. Uh says, last week the Raiders tight End, 0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:06.879 Darren Waller was the subject of Factor fiction. Now. One 0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:10.720 of the clues was about his great grandfather, the astonishing 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:15.399 stomp and jazz pianist called Fats Waller. Of course that comes. 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:17.600 That's very important to Inca because he works in the 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:21.320 music business. He says. It's true that he performed for 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:24.320 al Capone's birthday party, but the story is better than that. 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:28.600 Inco Terrorist says Uh. He says, let's just say that 0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:33.800 that this wasn't something on Fats's calendar. That Fats was 0:21:33.840 --> 0:21:40.480 actually abducted at gunpoint by al Capone's henchman, blindfolded and 0:21:40.560 --> 0:21:44.639 then driven to al Capone's party. He played for several 0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:49.159 days before once again being blindfolded and dropped off with 0:21:49.400 --> 0:21:53.880 serious piles of cash. He says, this is my favorite 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:58.080 gangster tale. And then he says, Benny and Danny g 0:21:58.320 --> 0:22:02.000 do you guys have a favorite gangster tail? Well, I 0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:04.160 don't have anyone as good as that, But I can't 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:07.840 tell you about five years ago, I actually had a 0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:12.040 brush inkood terror with a guy that claimed to be 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:20.119 owning mob blood. All right, So, um, I had a 0:22:20.240 --> 0:22:23.200 car that was a lemon. The Mallamobile was a lemon, 0:22:23.320 --> 0:22:25.680 and I had to turn the keys over because I 0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:27.880 was getting my money back. And they rip you off 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:30.440 on that. By the way, don't don't do that, because 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:33.159 they don't give you the full amount, they give you 0:22:33.240 --> 0:22:35.280 any much lower amount. Anyway, I had, I had returned 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:38.480 the car to the dealership, and the guy who handled 0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:42.119 the transaction, when you get a lemon, you know this car, 0:22:42.800 --> 0:22:44.720 you're never going to get a lemon. Well, you do 0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:47.240 get lemon. And so this guy came in from an 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:52.879 outside company, third party, and he was very talkative and 0:22:53.000 --> 0:22:56.040 he starts telling the story about how he says, I 0:22:56.119 --> 0:23:01.480 am the grandson of a legend, and okay, whatever you know, 0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:03.320 it's kind of random that you would tell too. Strange 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:06.600 that my wife and me at the story. And then 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:10.520 he says he is the grandson of Charles Luciano. You 0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:13.480 know who that is, Danny. You that's better known as 0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:20.040 Lucky Luciano, an Italian mobster crime boss. And so this 0:23:20.160 --> 0:23:24.639 guy claims that his mom was like a or not 0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:26.800 his mom, I guess his grandma. I think he said 0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:29.360