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Speaker 1: one of six km e L That's where we were headed,

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Speaker 1: and there was a decked out Nissan in front of us.

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Speaker 1: The guy driving the car was getting into it with

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Speaker 1: somebody on the sidewalk yelling at them through his window.

428
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Speaker 1: This Asian dude stops his Niecean right in the middle

429
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Speaker 1: of the busy street and hops out, opens up the trunk,

430
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Speaker 1: pulls out a huge ninja sword should you not, and

431
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: takes the what's it called a sheath the cover on

432
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Speaker 1: the on the blade, going it sure, why not? Yes,

433
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 1: pulls it out and starts doing Ninja moves with his

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Speaker 1: huge ninja sword as he runs towards the guy on

435
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 1: the street, so he's like an action hero or an

436
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: arcade game player. Yeah, this is like something that you

437
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: would have seen on a movie. With Jackie Chan. We

438
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: looked around. I swear to god, my friend's mouth was

439
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: hanging open because he couldn't believe what he was watching

440
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: in real life, and I was looking for movie cameras.

441
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: It was super gangster, more ninja like, but a super

442
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 1: gangster moment. That's crazy. And Jim backed up and got

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Speaker 1: the out of there. I bet you. I'm sure, Yeah,

444
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Speaker 1: why not, Let's go the other way. Let's go I

445
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Speaker 1: know another another street over there. Maybe now the other

446
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Speaker 1: gangster story, which I just I just remember. I've told

447
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Speaker 1: this a lot over the years. It actually happened at

448
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Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio before Danny g worked at Fox Sports Radio. Uh,

449
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: and I was doing a show at night. This probably

450
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Speaker 1: goes back almost fifteen years. Maybe maybe he's even longer

451
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Speaker 1: than that. And so I to promote my show. We

452
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Speaker 1: were on on the local l A station, but I

453
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: would call into Joe McDonald's show, the Late Joe McDonald

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Speaker 1: on his show, his local show, and so I would

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Speaker 1: go out of the Fox Sports Radio studios out on

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Speaker 1: uh Spulvida, right right at the corner of Sepaulva Ventura,

457
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: and I would call in because I didn't want people

458
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Speaker 1: like listening to what I was saying. So this night

459
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: it's different than all of the night. So I walk

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Speaker 1: out of the studio to call in to the other show.

461
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: And this this vagrant guy, this homeless guy. He said, hey,

462
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Speaker 1: are you on the radio? And I want to talk

463
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: on a fucking radio And I said, no, sir, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Now keep in mind, I'm walking out of radio station,

465
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Speaker 1: like I'm literally walking out of radio. And I said, no,

466
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Speaker 1: I'm not. And so I walked down the street and

467
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Speaker 1: I did you know, it was like a five minute

468
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Speaker 1: hit on the radio. And I do the thing. And

469
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Speaker 1: I walked back and this freaking guy is standing like

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Speaker 1: a few feet away from the door, and again he said,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're going back. Then you're on the

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Speaker 1: goddamn you know, he's cursing and all this stuff. You're

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Speaker 1: on the radio. I say, sir, I'm not, uh And

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00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: the guy says, he says, I'm Henry fucking Hill, and

475
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Speaker 1: I have a story to tell and I want to

476
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Speaker 1: be on the rate, you know, I want to Beyond,

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00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: you know whatever. So I was like, all right, this

478
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Speaker 1: guy is so freaking drunk. Greg Bergman, I don't if

479
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: you know Burgie he was my producer. Yeah, you know Burgie, right,

480
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: so he was my producer. And so I get in.

481
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: I was able to get past the guy. You know,

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Speaker 1: he's disheveled and drunk, and now he starts banging on

483
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: the door. I'm Henry Hill. I I been on you know,

484
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Speaker 1: this show and that show and all, you know whatever.

485
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: So I'm like, wait a minute. My favorite movie of

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00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: all time is Good Fellas. I love Good Fellas. That's

487
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: my favorite mob movie, Good Fellas. So I go on,

488
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: you know, I go and I I told I was

489
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: so funny. As I told burg I get rid of

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Speaker 1: this guy. Don't open the door, tell me go away whatever,

491
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: get rid of him, because the guy was just banging

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Speaker 1: on the door, you know. And so I go in

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Speaker 1: the studio and I go to Google images and I

494
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: what does Henry Hill look like? Like? Now? Hand to God, Danny,

495
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: Hand to God, that was Henry Hill that I had

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Speaker 1: an interaction with the real Henry Hill. Did he live

497
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: in the Sherman Oaks Hills or something? Well, yeah, he

498
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: was the funny. He was in the Witness Protection program.

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Speaker 1: He was living in Sherman Oaks, not in the Hills,

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Speaker 1: but he was living in Sherman Oaks. And you know,

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Speaker 1: he actually died a couple of years after that. I

502
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: think we know why might have led to his to mins,

503
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: but he he had, I guess, been on The Stern

504
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: Show and some other shows and whatnot. But wow, that

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00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: was crazy, Like I did not I thought when I

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Speaker 1: went to look at the image of Henry Hill, there

507
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: was no way it is you know, it's it was

508
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: like a historical figure in in that world. But yeah,

509
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: he was in the Witness Protection program and that gave

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Speaker 1: him a place in Sherman Oaks, right near the studios

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Speaker 1: of Fox Sports Radio. So that was pretty crazy. I

512
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: know he's so drunk though. We couldn't have put him

513
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: on the air. He would have cursed every other word

514
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: moving man. Matt or he says as Danny probably remembers

515
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: me as Matt from the Cape. Oh yeah, he says,

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00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: Ben and Danny ge will Ben be sick after Tom

517
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: Brady TV twelve rams it to the rams off? Please,

518
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: I did radio with laryngitis. If I did radio with Larry,

519
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: why would I take a time off if the Rams lose?

520
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: The Rams are supposed to lose that the underdogs. They're

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Speaker 1: playing with house money today, rams it rams it, rams

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Speaker 1: it rams it. How dare Then he says, why did

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Speaker 1: Danny give up the coveted overnight slot? Uh? He says,

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Speaker 1: that's from a moving man, Matt or Matt from the Cape.

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00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: So uh, that said, well, you've been through that, Danny,

526
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: right you. We've talked about that on the podcast before.

527
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: But doing both shows and both shifts at the same time,

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Speaker 1: with the Ben Mallor Show and the Morning show, even

529
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: back when it was just the daybreak fellas Mike North

530
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: and Andy Furman, and then when it turned into out

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Speaker 1: kicked the coverage, I was doing that show along with

532
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: your show. And when their executive producer moved on to

533
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: a Nashville morning show, I got to take his spot

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00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: as a promotion. So that's when I was just doing

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00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: mornings alright. Uh. Matt also says, in the spirit of

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00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: Howard Stern's Fuck Mary Kill Uh, he says, how about this,

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00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: three players sign build with retire? Okay, So he says,

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00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: Eli Manning, Peyton Manning and Lebron that is the the

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Speaker 1: ultimate f Mary Kill. Uh So, I guess I would

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Speaker 1: sign Lebron, I would build with Peyton, and I would

541
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Speaker 1: retire Eli, but you know I would that would it

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00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: sounds about right? That would be my list, Craig from

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00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: and you would marry Matthew Stafford. Uh well yeah, or

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Speaker 1: and have a little baby. Ben Mallards with him, dare you?

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00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: Craig in Campmel City formerly of St. Louis, says a

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Speaker 1: two part question, Ben, any update on the possible meat

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00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: and greet in North Carolina and your thoughts of pineapple

548
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: on pizza? For me, it's a no go. Um. Yeah, well,

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00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: then you can handle the pineapple on pizza. I've actually

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Speaker 1: had it. I didn't hate it, but I don't really

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Speaker 1: go out of my way for it. I'm kind of

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00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: so that's a bad answer, but that's my position. Like

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00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: I had it. It was okay, but I didn't really

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Speaker 1: enjoy it, and it wasn't the worst thing I ever had,

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00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: But I'm not I'm not jones in for pineapple on pizza.

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00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: It's not my favorite pizza, but I like it. There's

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00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: something to be said about when you have a little

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00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: bit of sweetness with me on a pizza pie. Um,

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00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: if there's some good chicken or pepperoni or salami or

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00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: something like that on the pie, or in this case,

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00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: Canadian bacon or ham, then the pineapple goes well with it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And as far as the other question, Craig, I will

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Speaker 1: be in the outer Banks of North came I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: actually planning if if we can pull it off, a

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Speaker 1: awesome road trip, but I'm not sure if the logistics

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Speaker 1: are gonna work out. But but anyway, Craig, I would

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Speaker 1: love to meet you. I'm sure you live far away

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Speaker 1: from the Outer Banks and I don't know anyone there,

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Speaker 1: so we'd have to we'd have to find someone that

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Speaker 1: owns a restaurant or a bar who would be willing

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Speaker 1: to host the host an event. And if we can

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Speaker 1: find that, if someone's interested, a mom and pop place,

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Speaker 1: or you know, someone who maybe works in the chain,

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Speaker 1: I don't care, but I'd prefer her mom and pop

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Speaker 1: and I'd love love to do it. But it's got

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Speaker 1: to be within reasonable driving distance of the outer Banks,

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Speaker 1: and that is I think it's actually closer to Virginia

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Speaker 1: that it is to the meat of North Carolina. Who

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Speaker 1: else do we have a Ben and Danny G Radio

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Speaker 1: air to the Garratt Deli Chocolate Fortune, Good Day, a

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Speaker 1: brief step back in holiday time to let you know

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00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: how much we enjoyed over the over and over again

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Speaker 1: the Mallard Mussa theme Christmas Classics remastered. One problem, Ben,

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Speaker 1: there was a voice missing. The email says, and that

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Speaker 1: would be yours as a good mench and as a

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Speaker 1: favor to our one year two month old grandson, Bentley

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Speaker 1: a k A. Big Ben. Will you commit right now

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Speaker 1: to working with producers J. Scoop, Just Josh, Mr pc

589
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: Ohio Al and say Danny G to release next Hanaka,

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Speaker 1: your collaborative remix version of the Dradol song with an

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Speaker 1: eleven month Hollywood head start. The Grammy nominated possibilities are endless,

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Speaker 1: including a YouTube music video featuring you, Adam Sandler, and

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Speaker 1: the entire crew of The Ben Mallow Show. She and

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Speaker 1: It says, You're welcome, much love and appreciation, Helen and

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Speaker 1: Stu from Palmetto Bay, Florida. Well listen, Helen, I grew

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Speaker 1: up singing the Drado song, and I want you to

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00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: know the Mallard family. When I was a little boy,

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00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: nobody sang the Drado song. Quite like I did you

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00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: know the Drado song? Probably don't, Danny, You're not do it.

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Speaker 1: But it's I have a little Drado. I made it

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Speaker 1: out of clay, and when it's dry and ready, then

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00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: Drado I shall play and then it goes, oh, drad old,

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00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: right old, right old, I made it out of clay. Now.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do the whole thing right now,

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00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: but I am down with it. Sounds like a hit.

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00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: Not there you but did j school just Josh? I

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00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: know you guys listen to the podcast Mr pc Ohio.

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Speaker 1: Anybody that's interested in that, I can voice it over

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00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: and if you can add a little music and add

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00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: your touch and maybe some sound effects. I I am

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00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: willing to do that. And we had a long way

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Speaker 1: to go. I mean, we'll probably forget about it because

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00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: Hanakah floats. Sometimes it's early in December, sometimes it's in November,

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00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: in the December, sometimes at the end of December. So

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00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: I don't know when Honeck is uh this year. But

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Speaker 1: that's a great idea. Helen and Stu and I am

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Speaker 1: down with drade Old, dred Old, drade Old. I am

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00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm down with and I've got the lyrics here and

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Speaker 1: let's do it. So anyway, Barry from Music City says,

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Speaker 1: Yo yo mob, Benny and Danny G great question for

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Speaker 1: you guys this week. This past Saturday, I was leaving

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Speaker 1: my building. I saw an object laying in the street

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Speaker 1: by the curb. I went over and picked up a

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Speaker 1: fairly new looking wallet. The wallet was very thin, and

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Speaker 1: Barry says I I looked inside and there were just

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Speaker 1: two things, and then he sent me a photo of

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Speaker 1: the wallet. Here. Danny says there was a driver's license

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Speaker 1: and twelve one hundred dollar bills. Look, twelve hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: total cash. Damn. He says. There was nothing else in

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Speaker 1: the wallet, no insurance card, no, no credit card, nothing.

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Speaker 1: So the question from Barry is what would you guys

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Speaker 1: have done? Yeah, I see the problem is the driver's license.

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Speaker 1: If there was no driver's license, that would have obviously

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Speaker 1: I would return all six hundred dollars of that. He

635
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: would return all. Say no, you know, you return the

636
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars. You'd say, you know it was only

637
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: for some reason there was only two hundred. I don't

638
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: understand what that's all about. Yeah, but the yeah, I see,

639
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: you know what the I don't know you believe in

640
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: karma or anything like that. But I've had people returned

641
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: my wallet and so I feel I remember how good

642
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: I felt when I went to the store. I dropped

643
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: my wallet in the parking lot. I've actually done it

644
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: a couple of times. And when you're when you don't

645
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: have your wallet, you're like, oh, man, I gotta call

646
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: every credit card company, I gotta go to the d

647
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Speaker 1: m V I you know, I got I think you're

648
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 1: trying to remember, like what you had in your wallet,

649
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: you have any money and a cash you know you're

650
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: going through all these and uh, I remember how relieved

651
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: I was when I found my wallet and it was

652
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: in text. So I would I would like to give

653
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: someone else that same feeling. And if they have their license,

654
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: then sure. Now if they didn't have their license in there, well,

655
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know whose wallet is right to

656
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: me anyway exactly, and I would return it. Here's the thing, though,

657
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: you should tip the person that returns it if all

658
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: the money's in it. So if somebody returned that wallet

659
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: and I, for some odd reason had twelve one dollar bills,

660
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 1: and nowadays, why would you have that much cash in

661
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: your wallet, let's be honest. Well, maybe he's a drug

662
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: dealer or something, but if you did, if I did

663
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: have that many bills, I would shift the person off

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Speaker 1: with one of the one bills for returning it to me. Yeah.

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00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: The weird thing about that is when I had my

666
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: wallet that I lost the last time, I tried to

667
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: pay the person that had the wallet and she said

668
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: the woman said no because it's company policy not to

669
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Speaker 1: accept any money. And I was like, no, No, nobody's looking,

670
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: you know he's I mean, she wouldn't do it. She

671
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: wouldn't take the money. She was worried about losing her job.

672
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: For you, that was a one for me. Shane in

673
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: des Moines, right, So he says, I have two questions. Says,

674
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm new to the show as des Moines didn't get

675
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio until a few years ago. But I've

676
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: always wondered who some of the drops are, namely the

677
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: gott a murder, Gotta go and that's my duck that

678
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: drops those two. He wants to know, and he says,

679
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: who does the voiceovers for the ads played during your

680
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: show for other fs ARE shows, Well, that would be

681
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 1: the voice of Fox Sports Radio. Who does that? But

682
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: as far as the Bob, Yeah, Bob the voice over again.

683
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: But but got a murder Gotta go. That was a

684
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: police officer from Florida. I put that drop in there.

685
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: That was a fun night. Yeah, And he had he

686
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: was playing a game and it didn't go well for him, right,

687
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: he was getting blown out, turned into an embarrassing game

688
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 1: show for him. Towards the end, he just wanted to bail,

689
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: and so that's what he said, got a murder gotta go. Yeah,

690
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: I think it was. His name was Craig from Boca,

691
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: if I remember, I think you're right, Craig from Boca.

692
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: And then the that's my duck, uh, if I remember correctly,

693
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: That is a farmer from Georgia that called the show

694
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: only a couple of times and was a very very

695
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: unique character, very unique character. And he claimed that he

696
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: lived on this big farm out in the sticks in Georgia,

697
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: and I asked him. I was like, well, what kind

698
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: of animals do you have on the farm? And so

699
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: he did start doing all these animal sound effects like

700
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 1: he's from you know, some movies somewhere, and he made

701
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: some duck noise and that's my duck like that, and

702
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: then he went through like all these different animals. Really

703
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: was really good. I wish that guy had become a regular.

704
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever happened to him, but he only

705
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: called a couple of times, and we've we've kept that

706
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: drop for a long time. So, now, what's going on

707
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: with this Batman guy who keeps calling your show? Yeah,

708
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna work out. And now

709
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 1: we had this guy this week named Batman. Uh for

710
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: I don't know where he's from. I don't I think Gotham, right, guy?

711
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: Is that is that where batmanlan? Huh? Yeah? So I

712
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: didn't know you had a new affiliate in God them,

713
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: but that's what it sounds like. Yeah, because throughout the

714
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: night when I was filling in for Coop, I would

715
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: answer one of the lines. It would be quiet, and

716
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, and I repeat myself, and then you would

717
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: just hear and he was, you know, doing a full

718
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 1: on impersonation. Yeah, it's all he would say. I couldn't

719
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: get any other words out of him. That's limited anyway.

720
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: So Neil from the Real Miami writes in, and Neil

721
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: has been with us a long time on the podcast

722
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: and the show. He says, I'm not sure if it's

723
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: a bad job by me being a longtime listener or

724
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: by you. But what are the origin stories of Bella?

725
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: How did she become the platinum member of the Mallard Militia?

726
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: And then he has a bonus mailbag question. Uh so, yeah,

727
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: Bella is the dog at the Mallard mansion. She's the

728
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: head bitch at the at the Mallar mansion and um,

729
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: my my life. A while back, wanted to get a dog.

730
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: We actually had a different dog named Taser that was

731
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: an undomesticated beast and uh, it was just a nightmare

732
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: and h was horrible, and we got rid of you know, Taser.

733
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: We moved Taser to somebody else's house and then I

734
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: was like, we're never getting another dog. And then a

735
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: couple of months later, Bella popped up. Somebody from my

736
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: wife's work had the dog was looking for a new

737
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: home and Bella's um, I guess was living with this

738
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: older woman she had passed away, and so I was like,

739
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: I'll give I was like a trial period, Danny. I said,

740
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: all right, we'll give Bella a try, and we, uh,

741
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: we fell in love with Bella. And now she's an

742
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: old dog and she ships all over the house, and

743
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: like the other night, I was walking and I was

744
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: doing the show and walking around and the problem is

745
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: that the floors we have here, the the Bella bombs,

746
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: you can't tell where they are because it's camouflaged. And

747
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: what a mess. What a mess makes just a trip

748
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: to the bathroom exciting? Oh my god? What is this

749
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 1: other question? Neil says, Uh, First, congrats on the Rams

750
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: running over the Cardinals. On that note, you and Danny

751
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: Gee prefer the do you prefer the boat race domination situation?

752
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: And go to sleep early for us on a normal

753
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: schedule or a toe to toe down to the wire

754
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: heartbreak win for your team? Uh? That you were you

755
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: root for? Uh? So I enjoyed the heck out of

756
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: the Ram blowout. I love that. I absolutely love that.

757
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: I know what's going on there as all kinds of

758
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: weird noise going on there. But I love the blowout

759
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: for the Rams. But like in a Super Bowl, I

760
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: would love it to come down to the very end

761
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: and then have the team that I like pull out

762
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: the game at the end. I think that would be awesome.

763
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: But for a regular game or even an early playoff game,

764
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: I love a blowout A good solid beat down. I'm

765
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,479
Speaker 1: all about it. What about you, Danny? As a fan,

766
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: of course, you would love it if your team just

767
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 1: comes out the gates and blows the other team away.

768
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: Nothing for you to sweat over it. Last Saturday I

769
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: had to sweat that entire game versus the Bengals, and

770
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: then it looked like the Raiders had that miraculous comeback.

771
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 1: They get all the way down by the goal line,

772
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 1: and then Derek Carr throws that ugly duck in front

773
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: of the goal line. Please explain that past to me.

774
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: So you got that amazing pass to Waller and then

775
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: you got that shitty pass in front of the goal

776
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: line when it's fourth and goal, Why do you not

777
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: throw into the end zone? Yeah, it's yeah, I understood,

778
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: I understand. I was watching that. I think about Danny's

779
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: is probably the inroverto probably really upset it to that,

780
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 1: as you can tell him over it. Yeah, all right,

781
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. They look at the

782
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: time unbelievable. Thanks to everyone else I know, Betty, I

783
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 1: believe in Huntington Beach. She was. She had an email

784
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: Fred in Spring Texas, Cliff from Nashville. Unfortunately, we ran

785
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: out of time, but thank you guys for sending the email.

786
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: Sent him in again. Oh yes, I have a wonderful

787
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: Sunday and you'll find out if I'm in a good

788
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: mood or a bad mood, depending on what happens this

789
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: afternoon on the gridiron in the NFL Dune Dun Dune