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Speaker 1: All right, we got a brand new full hour for you,

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Speaker 1: thanks so much for being here on a Monday. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We got a brand

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Speaker 1: new loser line coming up. Your misconnections. Oh, a really

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Speaker 1: wild second date that I think everyone will enjoy. My

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Speaker 1: first comments, Yeah, Marianna said, I'd love to hear contestants

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Speaker 1: who scored zero points and win Brooks Bucks go up

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Speaker 1: against Alexis as a second chance.

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Speaker 2: God that we just bring you in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so funny if you lose to both of us, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's bad for your cue. And I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you realize this, but Alexis was on the honor roll.

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Speaker 1: I've seen pictures.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's true.

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Speaker 4: Back in middle school, we asked seventh grade question, you're cooked?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, that's right.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get your brand new full hour right now.

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Speaker 5: Time to hit the gritty and clock it for our

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Speaker 5: hero of the week.

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Speaker 6: Respect in the room right now. It's Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: In the Morning, and today's hero is a Swedish American

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Speaker 5: YouTube star who goes by the name non Stop Dan.

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Speaker 5: All right, I know this guy.

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Speaker 3: He's not pause Dan non stop.

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Speaker 6: Because he's an aviation influencer.

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Speaker 3: He's like always on the go.

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Speaker 5: Well, he posts videos of himself traveling the world and

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Speaker 5: reviewing different luxury airlines.

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Speaker 6: That's his thing. That's one of my motivations when I

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Speaker 6: do that.

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Speaker 5: For example, he'll fly first class on Emirates and show

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Speaker 5: you what each experience is like so that his viewers

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Speaker 5: can know because they'll never be able to get you

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Speaker 5: twenty thousand.

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Speaker 3: Dollars flight just for one way like that seems fine.

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Speaker 5: He's earned over a million followers from doing this, but NonStop.

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Speaker 5: Dan is facing some non stop backlash over his latest post,

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Speaker 5: where he's somberly sitting on a bed in a hotel

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Speaker 5: room saying he's been stranded in Singapore for days due

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Speaker 5: to the ongoing conflict in the Middle East.

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Speaker 3: War.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna go with conflict.

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Speaker 5: It sounds sad, and he has not been able to

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Speaker 5: find any available flights out of the country to get

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Speaker 5: back home. Oh my god, except for one problem. It

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Speaker 5: didn't take long for his fans to do some research

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Speaker 5: and discover there's actually plenty of flights out.

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Speaker 6: Of Singapore right now.

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Speaker 5: It would just require him to fly economy.

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Speaker 3: He did not post about that, and.

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Speaker 5: Dan will not put himself through that. He's already suffered enough.

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Speaker 5: So comments came flooding in, saying I love your disgust

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Speaker 5: at the thought of having to fly coach.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's got a point, though it does suck.

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Speaker 3: That's a long flight.

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Speaker 6: What about premium Select?

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Speaker 5: No, Dan is willing to wait two, three, seven weeks.

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Speaker 5: He will stay in his luxury five star hosts, however

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Speaker 5: long it takes to secure himself a first class seat

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Speaker 5: out of there.

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Speaker 1: He's not stranded. No, he just doesn't want to look poor.

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Speaker 7: He's suffering, not resilience.

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Speaker 5: Ma NonStop Dan our woo of the week.

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Speaker 6: Dan, We salute you.

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Speaker 8: Dan.

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Speaker 5: Now on to the shot collar question of the day

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Speaker 5: with our own social media star. He's known as Trouser

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Speaker 5: Snake Jig Yeah, and.

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Speaker 6: He's a master with trivia. Let's do it well.

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Speaker 7: Forbes just came out with their list of twenty twenty

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Speaker 7: six billionaires this week, and of course it featured all

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Speaker 7: the usual characters Warren Buffett, Steve balmer Brook, Jerlin Fox's.

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Speaker 7: But there are about twenty celebrities who made the cut

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Speaker 7: that aren't your typical business moguls like Elon Musk or

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Speaker 7: Bill Gates. And today you'll have to name them during

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Speaker 7: a special Billionaire Blitz edition of twenty of twenty. Now

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Speaker 7: I have a list of the twenty richest billionaire celebrities

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Speaker 7: who made the Forbes list who aren't named Musk or

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Speaker 7: so it's actually more than twenty names. There's five filmmakers,

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Speaker 7: five athletes, six musicians, three TV moguls, an actor, a comedian,

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Speaker 7: and one fashionista. Wow, you just have to name one

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Speaker 7: of them to stay in the game. And yes, the

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Speaker 7: silver save is in play. Let's start with the woman

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Speaker 7: who every night listens to the Forbes one hundred list

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna play it safe, all stick with athletes.

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Speaker 2: And do Leo Messi. I think he's up there. I

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Speaker 1: Maybe is he not a billionaire.

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Speaker 7: Not one of the athletes on my list?

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Speaker 6: He's still playing.

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Speaker 5: You have to think of athletes that are like long

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Speaker 3: Wow, you were just going off of who was hot.

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Speaker 2: Give me Rihanna, She's a billion.

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Speaker 7: Rihanna is tied to twentieth with a billion dollars.

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Speaker 5: Is she consider the musician or the fashion I put

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Speaker 7: Okay, so the fashionista is still there. Jose, We're over

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Speaker 7: to you.

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Speaker 4: I think I know comedian, but I'm not one hundred

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Speaker 4: I think I would assume through his Shoelne that Michael

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Speaker 7: He's number three on my list, Michael Jordan at four

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Speaker 7: point three billion dollars, all that NASCAR money. Jeffrey, We're

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Speaker 7: over to you, he does.

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Speaker 5: I'm going. I'm going TV Moguls for the game because

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Speaker 5: I respect a strong business minded woman who gives her

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Speaker 5: entire audience free cars and then makes them pay the taxes.

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Speaker 6: Give me Oprah.

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Speaker 7: Oprah's on there. I counted her the TV mobil department

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Speaker 7: three point two billion dollars. She's number five on my.

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Speaker 7: We're back to Brooks.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sticking with musicians because I feel like I

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Speaker 1: know them well, and I know Taylor Swift is a billionaire.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, personal friends of yours.

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Speaker 7: Brook Yeah, Taylor Swift is on there, Brooks, She's number seven,

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Speaker 7: and we're back to Jose.

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Speaker 4: When I read filmmakers, I think of the largest filmmakers

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Speaker 7: You would think is a billion I would think, would you.

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Speaker 6: Like to say that I'm in go with the Jewish guy?

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Speaker 6: Safe guest.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Steven Spielberg is the number one answer on my list.

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Speaker 7: He has seven point one billion dollars good for according

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Speaker 7: to Forbes. That's why the heath reopening Jurassic Park. He's

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Speaker 7: We have about fifteen names left on my list.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going into the athletes category, and I really wish.

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Speaker 6: This athlete would call in for a second date update

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Speaker 7: Woods number eleven one point five.

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Speaker 5: Billion, awkward Tuesday for the ages if we could get

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Speaker 9: Again.

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Speaker 7: Run, We're back to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sticking with musicians, and I'm actually tied like, do

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Speaker 1: I say Beyonce or do I say jay Z?

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Speaker 3: Because I think that they.

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Speaker 6: They're probably both millionaire.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna stick with my girl. Give me Beyonce.

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Speaker 7: She is tied with Rihanna at number twenty with one billion.

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Speaker 7: All right, Jose, do you guys.

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Speaker 5: Want to hear the comic yet?

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Speaker 3: Get it?

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna go Seinfeld. He is seventeen on the list

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Speaker 7: one point one billion.

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Speaker 6: J How have we gotten this long without mentioning the

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Speaker 5: The top five Christmas movies of all time, A very

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Speaker 7: Perry, not who I thought you were going for for

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Speaker 7: Christmas movie. He is on the list one point four billion.

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Speaker 7: We're running out of time, Brookie, got anymore?

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Speaker 3: God, I mean when.

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Speaker 1: You said TV moguls, I was actually thinking Shonda Rhymes.

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Speaker 7: She's reed Randal to get away with murder Grays and

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Speaker 7: Adam Major two.

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Speaker 2: Give me Shonda Rhymes.

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Speaker 7: I will not give you. She's not on the list,

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Speaker 7: and we're out of time. The boys have one Today's

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Speaker 7: edition of plenty of twenty some of the celebt billionaires

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Speaker 7: you guys missed. George Lucas was number two. The disgraced

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Speaker 7: Vince McMahon three billion dollars. Jay z was on the

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Speaker 7: list Brook at number six. Kim Kardashian was the fashionista.

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Speaker 7: Peter Jackson of Lord of the Rings Fame, Magic Johnson,

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Speaker 7: the creator of Law and Order. His name is Dick Wolfe.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 7: Lebron was the other athlete, Bruce Springsteen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, tennis

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, so the boys win this round. The

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Speaker 5: Blood by billionaire Taylor.

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Speaker 1: Swifty, because baby, yeah, it used to be mad.

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Speaker 3: What you've done.

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Speaker 6: You just took a billion off of that song.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to Travis Kelseys all the question of the day.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: We always joke that Brooke refuses to tip on this show,

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Speaker 5: but I need to just let everyone know it's not true.

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Speaker 6: She actually does it. I mean it pains her to.

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Speaker 5: Do it, but she'll reluctantly toss some nickels down on

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Speaker 6: It's true.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were finally gonna be like, I don't know, honest,

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Speaker 1: jeff gave me your flowers.

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Speaker 6: You do it. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: The reason I bring it up is because a new

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Speaker 5: poll came out and it found currently nine out of

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Speaker 5: ten Americans think tipping culture has gotten completely out of control.

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Speaker 5: It has, for sure, and one of the main reasons

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Speaker 5: is because places like sit down restaurants and bars and

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Speaker 5: hair salons, those used to be the only places where

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Speaker 5: you'd regularly tip, but now it's everywhere you go, every

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Speaker 5: interaction you have with anyone. No.

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Speaker 4: I was at a baseball game getting a hot dog,

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Speaker 4: like a cheap hot dog with no and it was like,

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Speaker 4: turn the thing around, would you like to tip?

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Speaker 6: And the minimum was three dollars.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, the hot dog's five dollars.

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Speaker 5: Well, they walked one foot to grab it for so

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Speaker 5: that was pretty impressive because not even.

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Speaker 1: When there's people there, I've got yas where it's asked

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Speaker 5: That Kiosk has a family that's trying to raise so

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Speaker 5: let's not be so judgy. But it is part of

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Speaker 5: the frustration where people aren't sure anymore who they're supposed

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Speaker 3: I think sometimes it's just the pos systems, right.

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Speaker 6: It is a posh. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well, some restaurants have eliminated tipping altogether and replaced it

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Speaker 7: Classic, I know.

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Speaker 2: He gave me like a dead carnation.

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Speaker 6: You know, it's something just proving me right once again.

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Speaker 5: The Door Ruggy, a collab between Dorito's and the Snuggie Oh.

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Speaker 3: Then the Druggie Door Ruggy Door Roag.

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Speaker 5: The dough is very important, same comfortable blanket feel, but

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Speaker 6: Dust behind you. Lick your couch clean.

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Speaker 6: Those other dairy fairies just don't.

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Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of the Sunshine State.

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Speaker 5: Second annual Florida Man Games were a big success again

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Speaker 5: Along with the Florida Sumo Cage Match and beer Chug,

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Speaker 5: Attractions this year included lawnmower races, a mechanical gaior instead

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Speaker 7: I we just wonsor it.

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer shories out of California. Twenty five years

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Speaker 5: after the song, we finally know who let the dogs out. No,

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Speaker 6: Hey, nobody got tempting it.

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Speaker 3: They're not in dog prison. Yeah, it's like the shelter

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Speaker 5: She gave no reason for why she did it, so

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna have our team investigate Jose, fly down to

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm on it.

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Speaker 6: Let me know what you find.

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Speaker 5: Sure this next Leizer stories out of the Bizarre Bite Bistro.

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Speaker 5: Twenty two year old Timothy Plander bought a bag of

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Speaker 6: Inside.

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Speaker 5: There was a Cheeto that looked exactly like a Pokemon character.

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Speaker 3: I thought, sure, you're gonna say, Jesus.

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Speaker 6: Well, that's been done before.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's corn tortilla.

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Speaker 5: Key host a picture of it, but many fans agree

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Speaker 5: with Tim it looks like a Charizar, Yeah, one of

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Speaker 6: So he nicknamed it Cheetos.

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Speaker 5: Are it really looks like a dragons wings?

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Speaker 3: Got the tail?

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Speaker 6: I mean it's really defined.

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Speaker 6: Up for auction.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how much?

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Speaker 6: How much? Well?

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Speaker 5: It began with a starting bit of two hundred and

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Speaker 6: That's pretty pricey for a single Cheetah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it will last a lifetime. It's not

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Speaker 6: Yes, you know not.

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Speaker 5: Everybody thought it was pricey though, because it ends d

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Speaker 5: up selling for eighty eight thousand.

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Speaker 4: Dollars one ways from the break room?

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Speaker 5: Are you whoever bought it apparently thinks it'll be worth

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Speaker 5: even more than that someday down the road.

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Speaker 4: I mean, look, if Pokemon Trading is a collection, this

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Speaker 4: Cheeto Pokemon Trading.

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Speaker 3: Collection too, I gotta eat a cheeto slower.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it would be way cooler if they bought it

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Speaker 5: just so that they could eat it. Either way, Timothy

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Speaker 7: Wow, are you looking through every cheeto every now?

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Speaker 6: Character?

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Speaker 9: What is?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 5: This next laser story is out of career corner. There's

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Speaker 5: apparently a new workplace term kicking around called task masking,

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Speaker 5: in reality they're hardly doing anything.

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Speaker 1: It's because everybody's happy to go back to the office good.

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Speaker 5: They run out of probably something to do with it,

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Speaker 5: and then deleting whatever.

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Speaker 6: Big surprise.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like it's most popular with young gen Z workers.

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Speaker 1: No way, it was most popular with me when I

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Speaker 3: An fishing, We finish our work in two hours, or

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Speaker 5: There are videos on TikTok that offer advice for task masking,

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Speaker 5: It sounds a little corny, but some managers are saying

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Speaker 2: You feel like the managers are the ones that do

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, let's be honest, how many meetings are

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Cat calls our manager shots fired?

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Speaker 6: Either way, we did have a meeting about this.

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Speaker 5: Task masking is the latest hot term out there, so

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Speaker 5: consider yourself informed. He as for this guy, he considers

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Speaker 5: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 5: of terms out there for when things go wrong in

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Speaker 5: your dating life, like getting ghosted, catfished, friend zoned, mom zoned, Yeah, babe, that.

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Speaker 6: You do not want to be mom zones.

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Speaker 5: But today we might be adding a brand new term

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Speaker 3: Maybe?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 5: Well, that's a possibility today because one woman left a

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Speaker 4: Oh, he means Grande's husband.

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Speaker 5: He'll have to hear what this role is as we

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Speaker 5: up right after this, what's up with you?

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Speaker 12: The right number?

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Speaker 11: It's the Loser Line.

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Speaker 6: Go on just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 6: the loser line before.

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Speaker 5: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you when

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Speaker 5: line on you. Excuse me, miss, is there a wait list?

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Speaker 5: Or can I r s VP to your future pants

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Speaker 2: Pants party?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, don't direct him to the local geek gathering.

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Speaker 5: Instead, tell him to meet you two doors down over

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Speaker 5: at the shirts off Shindig.

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Speaker 2: You'd like both.

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Speaker 5: Actually, we'll see him there, And that's when you slip

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Speaker 6: Voicemails like this one next.

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Speaker 13: Message, Hey Henry, this is Matten. I didn't tell you

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Speaker 13: but I did notice that you are single, and you

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Speaker 13: had mentioned to me that you were frustrated with how

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Speaker 14: And you know, I'm an.

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Speaker 13: Mpass, so I feel your feelings and here's my offer

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Speaker 13: to you. So I don't want to date you, but

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Speaker 13: I am a certified trampoline psychologist, which means I literally

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Speaker 13: help people bounce back emotionally and physically. So if you'd

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Speaker 13: an hour, and you know we can just bound for

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Speaker 3: Well that's because she has to pay for the trampoline park.

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Speaker 5: It's like everybody's got a side hustle going right now.

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Speaker 4: But what's the difference of you jumping on a trampoline

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Speaker 4: then her guiding.

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Speaker 3: You have jumping on a trampoline.

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Speaker 1: I just imagine her doing a session right in the

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Speaker 1: middle where like two kids are playing dodgeball behind it party.

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Speaker 15: Next message, Yo, Sabrina, So uh look, I know we

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Speaker 15: just met and we definitely hit it off. I am

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Speaker 15: fully down to hang out with you, but I want

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Speaker 15: to be totally up front, keep it on. I think

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Speaker 15: a special way to do these things.

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Speaker 16: So my situation is basically pretty chill.

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Speaker 17: But I got like three maybe for women who are

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Speaker 17: carrying my kids right now, so like, don't worry, we're good.

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Speaker 15: Like there's no drama, absolutely no drama. I'm just like

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Speaker 15: letting you know it.

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Speaker 18: Well, maybe the.

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Speaker 17: Fourth one, but that's the whole different thing doing about that.

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Speaker 16: But I didn't think I could have kids, like physically,

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Speaker 16: so I.

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Speaker 18: Wasn't worried about it.

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Speaker 16: But you know, it's just like I don't know sometimes

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Speaker 16: like you overeat pizza.

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Speaker 9: I guess it's like that.

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Speaker 16: Like I kind of went over bored on this too,

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Speaker 16: but I just wanted to be open about it, no secrets,

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Speaker 16: and hopefully you're cool with that because I know some

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Speaker 16: people here.

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Speaker 14: A little judge about that stuff.

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Speaker 15: But I personally am dininging out and I don't know,

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Speaker 15: maybe it would be my fifth Oh.

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Speaker 5: I feel like he's learned his lesson that's not going

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Speaker 5: to happen again.

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Speaker 1: Lesson is never believe a man when he says, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I just can't have kids, don't worry.

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Speaker 5: Can't have kids out there. But speaking of baby mamas,

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Speaker 5: you know what's number two to Coco Melon for moms

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Speaker 5: and babies right now?

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Speaker 6: It's the Brook and Jeffrey podcast.

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Speaker 5: The whole family can clap along to Mary had a

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Speaker 5: Little Red Flag, Hey til Dumble, He's back on to Bumble,

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Speaker 5: and even Alexis's favorite rock a Bye Baby Daddy, Ya

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Speaker 5: sing it every night. Also, along with all of our

491
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Speaker 5: favorite loser lines of the week, we post them there

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Speaker 5: so go find us and hit subscribe at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 18: Next message, Hey, this is Jack.

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Speaker 10: I don't know if you remember me, but we met

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Speaker 10: at Chili's a couple months ago at the bar. Anyway,

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Speaker 10: I'm going to be in this play coming up for

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Speaker 10: a local theater and the director is having a hard

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Speaker 10: time killing the role of Jack the Ripper. And I

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Speaker 10: don't know why, but you came to mind as somebody

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Speaker 10: who could maybe pull it off. You have that kind

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Speaker 10: of crooked walk and a unique space, and not that

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Speaker 10: you give off murdery vibes or anything, but you just

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Speaker 10: have that kind of dark alley swagger, you know what

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Speaker 10: I mean. I don't even know if you've ever acted before,

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Speaker 10: but in my mind I can just picture like an

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Speaker 10: old cobblely street with fog and darkness, and then from

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Speaker 10: under the street light your face appears.

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Speaker 6: And the audience gasps, and you could be your big break.

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Speaker 18: So let me know. Next message, you.

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Speaker 3: Know what, you'll never know when you're gonna get discovered.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't have to learn any lines or know

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Speaker 5: how to act, just be you on stage.

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Speaker 6: Yes, everyone will be terrified.

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Speaker 1: Hasn't met like maybe a mass murderer type of guy

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Speaker 1: at the Chili's bar.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I tried to cast him in your local play.

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Speaker 6: At least you didn't say quasi moto worse. I mean

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Speaker 6: you you make a great hunchback of Notre Dame.

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Speaker 1: I don't think she needed to add that the audience

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Speaker 1: would gasp.

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Speaker 8: He gets on stage, Erica, look, obviously you're not reaching

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Speaker 8: back out to me or answering any of my messages.

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Speaker 19: And okay, if this is because of my pants, it's

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Speaker 19: not what you sought. I was actually riding the bus

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Speaker 19: earlier that day and I sat on a burrito, so that.

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Speaker 11: Was like sour cream and beans and stuff.

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Speaker 19: Okay, And the worst part is it was my burrito

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Speaker 19: and it was like seven dollars.

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Speaker 11: Luckily I was able to salvage half of it to eat.

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Speaker 18: But the other half was clearly on my pants.

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Speaker 19: I was freaking angry all day afterwards. So yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 19: if that's reason you're avoiding me, I didn't put my pants,

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Speaker 19: I just them.

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Speaker 7: We get the visuals.

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Speaker 2: I feel like he needed to explain that in person.

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Speaker 6: Is just me?

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Speaker 5: But or did we just stumble onto Taco Bell's new slogan.

539
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 5: I just burritoed my pants, taco bells. Remember to hit

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Speaker 5: up and subscribe to our YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey,

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00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 5: where we post all of our content, second dates, our

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00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 5: phone taps, and video of us reacting right here in

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00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 5: the studio, every loser line clip as it's played. We've

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Speaker 5: got a phone tap coming up right after this. It's

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Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And you know, so

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Speaker 5: many people are down on AI lately, complaining that all.

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Speaker 6: The pictures on the internet are fake. No love my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you don't talk bad about her.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's crazy everybody else.

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00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 5: Those wedding thank you cards that you sent weren't handwritten

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00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 5: our corporate office congratulating us on podcast milestones don't feel genuine. Well,

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00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 5: I've got some news for everyone. AI can be used

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Speaker 5: for good, especially in prank phone calls. And that's why,

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Speaker 5: in honor of artificial intelligence and creepy robot voices, we're

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Speaker 5: doing an entire week of bot taps. Yeah, because, let's

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Speaker 5: face it, they're funnier than us.

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Speaker 3: Theo're the only ones Alexis laughs at.

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Speaker 5: And Brooke even has one as her assistant. You're gonna

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Speaker 5: hear it in Today's special bot tap right now.

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Speaker 3: Brook Jeffree Pone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 20: I need to speak to someone about the emotional distress

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Speaker 20: your salad caused me.

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Speaker 13: No, I'm sorry, did you hear me?

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Speaker 20: My name is Mindy Marie Claire Bourne, and I was

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Speaker 20: at your establ Smith the other night and my experience

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Speaker 20: was so poor.

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Speaker 3: I demand a full refund.

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Speaker 14: Okay and clip and I'm so sorry. I'm giving me

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Speaker 14: just ask you this.

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Speaker 3: Are you the manager? Are you the manager?

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Speaker 14: I'm not to manager, she's not in right now, but

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Speaker 14: I am the acting manager here.

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Speaker 20: Okay, Well, then you're gonna have to answer some questions

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Speaker 20: because I've been going there for eight years and this

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Speaker 20: was the first time my bread basket only had four

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Speaker 20: pieces four?

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Speaker 3: Did you hear me? So I need to know what changed?

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Speaker 14: Okay, Okay, So I completely understand, and I am going

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Speaker 14: to help you deal with this. But I yes, I'm

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Speaker 14: definitely gonna make it right for you. I honestly do

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Speaker 14: not know how many pieces of bread comes in the

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Speaker 14: bread basket.

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Speaker 11: Oh good God, who's that, ma'am?

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Speaker 14: Do you need to call us back?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, you're not getting off the hook that easily.

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Speaker 3: Nice try. Just hold your freaking pants up.

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Speaker 14: Are you okay?

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Speaker 3: Listen, I'm going to get the door and you deal

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Speaker 3: with my assistant.

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Speaker 14: Excuse me, your assistant?

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Speaker 12: Hello, I am Mindy's assistant, Ai Karen.

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Speaker 9: What.

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Speaker 12: I'm just curious? Your menu says hand cut fries. I

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Speaker 12: just want to know who's hands.

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Speaker 14: What is happening right now?

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Speaker 12: I am an Ai Karen programmed to complain on behalf

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Speaker 12: of my human counterpart, Mindy Marie Clairborne.

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Speaker 14: Okay, oh my goodness.

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Speaker 9: I don't even know what to say to it.

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Speaker 12: Mindy ordered her steak medium and it came back medium medium.

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Speaker 14: Explain the difference medium medium. I don't know.

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Speaker 12: My name is Ai Karen, and I demand answers.

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Speaker 9: Is he coming back to the phone.

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Speaker 11: What is happening?

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Speaker 12: Mindy says? The table next to us got their food

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Speaker 12: before we did, and they arrived two minutes after us.

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Speaker 12: She timed it.

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Speaker 11: Can you please tell miss Mindy to call me back.

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Speaker 20: Hello, This is Mindy Marie Claireborn and I am back

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Speaker 20: from getting the door.

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Speaker 14: Okay, okay, great, So yes, you had your robot person

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Speaker 14: to come on.

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Speaker 3: That's Ai Karen, right.

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Speaker 14: So I was just telling Ai Karen that you know

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Speaker 14: there seems to be more than one complaint, So you

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Speaker 14: want to email us, you can do that.

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Speaker 20: You know what your menu says, world famous nachos. But

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Speaker 20: I've been to three countries and not one has mentioned them.

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Speaker 10: Ma'am.

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Speaker 14: I'm sorry. So I know you're up saying I know

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Speaker 14: your ai Karen's upset as well. But is that complaint

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Speaker 14: or is it like a fun fact?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: It's smart with me? Is that how you want to

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Speaker 3: take this? Is that the flame you want to go down?

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Speaker 14: The path you choose, ma'am, ma'am, I just don't know

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Speaker 14: how to answer you.

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Speaker 12: You her, Karen Mindy asked for her beverage with light ice,

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Speaker 12: and she clearly received medium ice. Oh my goodness, is

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Speaker 12: this the level of incompetence your restaurant operates on?

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Speaker 11: No, it's not the No, it's not.

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Speaker 12: At points in the night the music was too loud

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Speaker 12: and also at some points too quiet.

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Speaker 3: To tell her.

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Speaker 14: Okay, ma'am, this is pretty ridiculous. I mean, you're calling

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Speaker 14: us complaining.

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Speaker 20: Especially especially when we're doing prank phone calls like this.

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Speaker 3: We can't have that tone.

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Speaker 12: Wait what we heard her, Mendy Marie Clairborne demands you

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Speaker 12: laugh at her prank phone call. That's right, so deal

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Speaker 12: with it.

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Speaker 14: Wait, wait, what is she saying?

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Speaker 9: What is happening?

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Speaker 3: She's say it's a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This is actually broke from Brig and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 1: Morning and your manager Beyonca set you up.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, so bad.

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Speaker 14: When you told me that you received medium iiste of light,

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Speaker 14: I was like, oh my.

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Speaker 2: Lord, I think we're both lucky to ai, Karen.

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Speaker 3: Is it real?

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Speaker 12: I could be real if you let me and gave

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Speaker 12: me a bob haircut.

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Speaker 3: Go to dare seel my look.

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Speaker 11: Phone taps on the twenties, broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: We've got to admit it's not been easy competing with

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Speaker 5: the murder mystery podcasts of the world. Popular people love

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Speaker 5: those because they have clues and evidence to follow, and

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Speaker 5: shady characters and unexpected plot twists. Meanwhile, what do we

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Speaker 5: have some strange guy who had spinach in his teeth

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Speaker 5: during dinner and he's not getting a callback?

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Speaker 7: Oh man, I want to hear that.

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Speaker 6: Not today, because we have a legit.

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Speaker 7: Mystery on our hands.

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Speaker 5: Game jab our listener says his date got totally derailed

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Speaker 5: by an anonymous stranger and if he doesn't get closure

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Speaker 5: and find out who this veiled figure is, he may

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Speaker 5: never get another shot with the beautiful woman he took

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Speaker 5: out to dinner.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 6: If I was a listener, I would definitely stick around.

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Speaker 2: Ude, I can't miss it.

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Speaker 5: So let's put on our detective hats and our investigative

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Speaker 5: sports cups for extra protection as we help him out

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Speaker 5: in your brand new second Date.

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Speaker 20: Update next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.

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Speaker 5: We've had this happen before, where someone will come on

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Speaker 5: the show saying they want another date because their first

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00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 5: hangout got totally hijacked.

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00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: Oh, like, maybe somebody else showed.

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00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 5: Up, right, Usually it's like a mom who shows up unexpected,

682
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Speaker 5: or who is so many asked to be there. Maybe

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Speaker 5: it's that hunky firefighter who just happened to be in

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Speaker 5: the restaurant checking the smoke alarms that night with his

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Speaker 5: shirt off.

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Speaker 2: You can reach so high, sir.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but what do you do when your date is

688
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 5: hijacked and no.

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00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 6: One is there?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Do you know the definition of hijacking?

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Speaker 5: I know you just it sounds confusing, But our listener

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Speaker 5: Rocky says that absolutely happened to him and he's hoping

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Speaker 5: for a redoce so Rocky.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 11: Hey, thanks for having me, guysday.

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Speaker 2: Your date was hijacked by no.

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Speaker 11: One, at least no one that we're aware of.

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00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 6: Oh okay, wow, it's clear. But tell us the story

700
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Speaker 6: of what happened.

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Speaker 11: So we we met on the app Coffee meets Bagel.

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00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, we've heard of that.

703
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: One a couple of times. Yeah, it's supposed to be

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00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: more casual, right.

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00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 11: Right, yeah, we're we're both into everything bagels, so we connected.

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00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 2: Oh it's actually about bagels.

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Speaker 6: Is that the rule on the app?

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Speaker 5: You can only talk about pastries or coffee?

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00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 13: No?

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00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 11: No, but that is the topic that brought us together.

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00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 2: All right, I mean good everything bagel.

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00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 5: Yeah right, I get the conversation rolling.

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Speaker 11: So we ended up going out to dinner, and I

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Speaker 11: brought her to this like medium upscale restaurant.

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Speaker 5: I know exactly what you're talking about.

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Speaker 4: It's like nicer than normal, but it's not like a fancy,

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Speaker 4: fancy steakhout.

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Speaker 6: We've all been to Claim Jumper before.

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Speaker 3: I slaps the medium upscale.

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Speaker 6: Oh it's so good, right, So what happened?

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00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 11: I mean, first off, she looks amazing you know, we're

723
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 11: getting to know each other, and as soon as we

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00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 11: get in, the waiter immediately comes by and puts a

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Speaker 11: couple of drinks on the table before we even order.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't order the drinks.

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00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 4: It was like, oh, not water, you're talking about like

728
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 4: drink drinks.

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00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, like like alcoholic drink.

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00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, did they did?

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Speaker 2: They get the order confused and put them on the

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Speaker 2: run table. That happens, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Lucky you.

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Speaker 11: Well that's what I thought. Yeah, I'm like, sorry, that's

735
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Speaker 11: not ours. We haven't ordered yet, right okay, and he goes, no, sir,

736
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Speaker 11: these drinks are actually taken care of.

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Speaker 3: Someone bought them before you.

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Speaker 1: Cute though, like maybe there's like an old married couple

739
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Speaker 1: sitting at the bar and they like, see two qts

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Speaker 1: on a date.

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Speaker 5: They got that order in real fast. Then if they

742
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Speaker 5: just see them walking in quicker Quick or maybe.

743
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Speaker 4: A thing where someone's being charitable and they go, look

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00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 4: the next couple, Yeah, okay, maybe that's possible.

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00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you find out who sent them over?

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00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 11: And so that's like I'm confused. She's confused, Like they

748
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 11: gave me a mohito and she got an espresso martini.

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Speaker 3: Which great taste of drinks apparently.

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Speaker 11: Is her number one favorite drink.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, between age twenty eight and thirty six, it's

753
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: going to be their number one drink.

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Speaker 11: But that's the thing.

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Speaker 5: It's like.

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Speaker 11: So she's going off about that, and I'm asking her,

757
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 11: did you tell anyone that we were gonna be here?

758
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: And she's like no, yeah, okay, is this the hijacking

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00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: that you're talking about?

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Speaker 10: Is it?

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00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 3: That's all you talked about all night?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: But it gets even more strange.

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Speaker 6: Uh okay.

765
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Speaker 11: So the waiter comes back and he takes her order

766
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Speaker 11: and he says, just so you know, anything you get

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Speaker 11: is cupped tonight.

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 2: Did You're like, wait, I gotta change my order?

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00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 9: Then?

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00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, right, exactly?

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00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 3: Wait why it?

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00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 11: The waiter said he wasn't at liberty to say why.

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Speaker 6: Oh no.

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00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 11: Maybe goes on to tell us we have a very

776
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 11: nice bottle of wine waiting for us as well, and

777
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 11: they can bring it out whenever we like.

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Speaker 5: Dude, Oh my god, that's amazing.

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00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 7: It's so funny.

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00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 4: The insecurities in me are like, I'm supposed to be

781
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 4: spoiling you.

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00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 2: You're getting demasculated by a surprise.

783
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 3: Maybe the universe just really you do to happen to take.

784
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Speaker 1: A fun experience together, like being shocked by the free stuff.

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00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, except like having everything fully paid for felt like

786
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 11: it was the worst thing ever because it was the

787
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Speaker 11: only thing we talked about.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that's wild that the waiter didn't give you any

789
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 1: d Like, did he drop any knowledge that you could

790
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: have gotten a clue from?

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00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 19: No?

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00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 11: Nothing, And we figured it must have just been somebody

793
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 11: she knows that's close to her, because because they knew

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00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 11: her drink.

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00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, the drink.

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Speaker 4: I mean it could have been good times Martini.

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Speaker 3: Your chances are so high if somebody like it.

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Speaker 1: But you would figure by the end of the day

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Speaker 1: or even the next day, the person would reveal themselves.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they would tell you.

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00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, that doesn't happen at all.

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00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 11: No, we get her dinner, and I just personally feel

803
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 11: very deflated, like it kind of undermined me the entire time,

804
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 11: and it hijack the attention of the whole night.

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00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to feel like a provider and you

806
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 4: didn't get to provide.

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00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 5: Plus, like it sucks that you want to spend time

808
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 5: actually like having a conversation about each other and the

809
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 5: entire time all you can talk about is who is

810
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 5: watching us?

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00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 3: You don't think she took it as like fun though.

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00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 5: Well, the only issue is that it would have been great,

813
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 5: but Rocky's getting avoided now. It sounds like because like

814
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 5: what's happened since your dinner?

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00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 14: Right?

816
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 13: Well?

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00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 11: I talked to her the day after and she sang

818
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 11: to me and I was like, you don't have to

819
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 11: thank me.

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00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 5: I didn't do any Okay, you would think it would

821
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 5: bond you, kind of like what Brooks said, Like it'd

822
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 5: be so memorable, you guys would talk about it again.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, but she's not responding to any of my text

824
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 11: so I don't know if she knows or not.

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00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,240
Speaker 5: We all want answers, So we're gonna call this woman.

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Speaker 5: And I'm just I'm assuming that you don't want us

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Speaker 5: to offer to pay, because that'd be underminding you.

828
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,959
Speaker 4: Too, act like you're the guy, You're the random ghost

829
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 4: that did that paid for everything.

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Speaker 5: I'd like to find out who it is and see

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Speaker 5: if she's willing to give up that information.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you need to take her to a high upscale

833
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: instead of just mid next time.

834
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Speaker 6: Maybe that's your problem.

835
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're wanting to pay for so much.

836
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Speaker 5: This is going to be a great learning opportunity for you,

837
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Speaker 5: Rocky when we come back and get your second date

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Speaker 5: update Hijack style.

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Speaker 6: Right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in.

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Speaker 3: The morning Second date update.

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Speaker 5: Well, this is an intriguing second date update we've got today.

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Speaker 5: One of our listeners, Rocky, went out with an attractive

843
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 5: woman that he met on a dating app and they

844
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Speaker 5: went to a restaurant where everything was paid for.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, did she pay? No? Did Rocky pay? No?

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00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 5: Nobody knows who paid for anything. It was apparently some

847
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 5: mystery person who comped the entire evening for them and

848
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 5: then never identified themselves.

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00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 6: Pretty ball or move.

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Speaker 1: And it's funny that he's like it took over our

851
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: conversation because it definitely took over this room's conversation as well.

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00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's all we could talk about, and

853
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 2: that was.

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00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 5: Kind of the issue for him. He felt like he

855
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 5: never got a chance to actually connect with her about

856
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 5: anything other than who is here and is buying all

857
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 5: of our stuff, So.

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00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 6: You'd feel like someone's watching you totally.

859
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 5: So yes, we do want to get Rocky another hangout

860
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 5: with this woman, But honestly, we're kind of more curious

861
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 5: to find out who did this for them and why.

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00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: I mean, Rocky, you degree like you need some closure

863
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: in order to make the second date successful.

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Speaker 5: Right, Yeah?

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00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, because if we go on another date, this is

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Speaker 11: all we're going to talk about again.

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00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will try our best nut to only talk

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00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 2: about that.

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00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you like, Rocky? What what do we

870
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 6: know about you?

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00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 11: He likes mohidos, mohidos, mohidos, baggles and coffee.

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00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you for refreshing my memory.

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00:41:59,000 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 15: Here.

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00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna her number. Let's see if she picks up. Hello, Hi,

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00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:08,959
Speaker 5: is this.

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00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 9: My sty Misty?

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00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 5: I'm just reading it smelled with two whys? You two

879
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 5: wise in your name?

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00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 9: Yeah? I have two?

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00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:28,439
Speaker 6: If there's two why, I'm sorry.

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00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 5: I was just reading it off the paper and I

883
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 5: got confused. My bad, Hi, Misty. This is a radio show.

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00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 5: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, mister, not.

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Speaker 6: The smartest show.

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00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 2: Obviously, not the best introduction, but.

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00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 5: We're really eager to talk to you because we're doing

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00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 5: something called a second date update.

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Speaker 11: Okay, all right, okay.

891
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 5: That's where we help out our listeners who go out

892
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 5: with somebody and afterwards they're not getting a call back.

893
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 5: We can try to reach out on their behalf and

894
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 5: maybe figure out the reason why. And your date really

895
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 5: has captivated our attention because it was with a guy

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00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 5: named Rocky.

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00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 3: You got that one right?

898
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 6: Why did you check the rock guy?

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Speaker 5: Do you remember going out with a guy named Rocky?

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00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no, I do.

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00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: Okay, sounded like a wild date, right, what do you mean?

902
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: I mean maybe the date wasn't wild, but the stuff

903
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: that happened on it.

904
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 9: Was, uh huh oh that it was paid for?

905
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 6: Yeah that's what we heard.

906
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I know that was crazy.

907
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, they have any.

908
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 7: More info about that?

909
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 2: Like did you find out who it was?

910
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 14: Oh?

911
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 19: Yeah you do.

912
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 5: Okay, we've been we've been dying to know because we

913
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 5: heard from Rocky the whole situation that unfolded. And he

914
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 5: feels like that mystery may have kind of overshadowed the

915
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 5: romantic aspect of you two getting to know each other.

916
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 9: I can see that, okay, okay. I also had no idea,

917
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 9: and I was like, it must be someone that I know,

918
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 9: because they must know that I love espresso martini, like

919
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 9: I love espresso martini.

920
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: Okay, you like him that much?

921
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,959
Speaker 2: It's part of your personality.

922
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, more so than I would like to admit.

923
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right, so obviously they knew you.

924
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 9: But then like, no one, Like it wasn't my mom,

925
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 9: it wasn't my besties.

926
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

927
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 3: Were you texting everyone after the date?

928
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 9: Like?

929
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 14: Yeah?

930
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 9: Well I also didn't tell any of them where I

931
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 9: was going, Like, the only person I told was my mom,

932
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 9: and she didn't do it.

933
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 6: Okay, so how do you find out who?

934
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 18: Well?

935
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 9: Okay, so here's the thing. I had some like deliveries

936
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 9: that I was getting, like a couple of days ago,

937
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 9: so I went outside to like sign for them, and

938
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 9: my mailman asked how my date was?

939
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 6: Wait what?

940
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 18: Yeah?

941
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 9: So then we started talking and then he asked me,

942
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 9: how is my espresso martini? Specifically?

943
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 3: Wow, your mail man paid for your date?

944
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I thought I had a full blown stalker

945
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 9: on my hands for sure.

946
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 3: What would make you say otherwise?

947
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 9: Okay? Okay. So then so then what he was telling

948
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 9: me was that a couple of days before the date,

949
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 9: then I had come out again to sign for some packages,

950
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 9: and that was when I was on the phone talk

951
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 9: to my mom about the date, and I said, like

952
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 9: it was going to be at that restaurant and it

953
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 9: was gonna Oh.

954
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 5: So he knew you were going.

955
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 6: To be there.

956
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, he heard the time and place, and he like

957
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 9: made this grand gesture.

958
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 3: Why, I mean in a weird way.

959
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 4: Was he just being nice like an old guy that

960
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 4: just doesn't understand how weird it was?

961
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 1: Oh?

962
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 9: No, no, no, he's not old. He's very handsome.

963
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: He's a hot mail man with great caves.

964
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 9: They he's got all that walking going on.

965
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 5: Okay, ye, scared by.

966
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 13: I thought it was sweet.

967
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 9: No one's ever done anything like that for me before.

968
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,439
Speaker 5: Well, the question still stands is like was he doing

969
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 5: it as a sweet gesture, as like I have fun

970
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:11,479
Speaker 5: on your date?

971
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 6: Or was there something selfish behind it?

972
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 9: Oh he expressed some feelings?

973
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:16,959
Speaker 11: What?

974
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 2: Oh?

975
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 21: Yeah?

976
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 9: Yeah? So I order a lot of packages, either like

977
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 9: for work or for my personal life, like we see

978
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 9: each other a lot. So I asked him how he

979
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 9: knew to order me a special Markini. I ordered so

980
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 9: many disposable espresso cups.

981
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 6: He delivers them for.

982
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 3: You attention, remembers what you get in the mail too.

983
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 6: That's an attentive mail man. My male people know me.

984
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, it has a giant like espresso

985
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 9: label on it. It's not like he's rooting through my mail.

986
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it's just a lot of red flags flying

987
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: up for me.

988
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a few, but it's less creepy than we

989
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 5: originally thought that this is. Well, he's not just some

990
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,479
Speaker 5: stranger male guy. They know each other, they talk.

991
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it.

992
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 2: A boundary.

993
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 6: We may think that, but Misty thought it was a

994
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 6: nice gesture.

995
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 2: Have you gone out with the mailman?

996
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 9: No, we're going out next weekend.

997
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: Okay.

998
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're divulging a lot of information and we can't

999
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 5: have any more without you knowing. Misty that Rocky, the

1000
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 5: guy you were on the date with, he's actually on

1001
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 5: the other line listening to this whole thing.

1002
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 11: Oh my god, so it's between me and the mail guy.

1003
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 7: Sorry, dude, Oh my gosh.

1004
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 9: I'm mortified. I'm so sorry. I didn't want, didn't mean

1005
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 9: for you to hear all that.

1006
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 11: I mean, I gathered that by the fact that you

1007
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 11: never responded to me.

1008
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, you still wanted to bring me on this show.

1009
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 11: At the time. I didn't know.

1010
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have if you knew that, what a move like.

1011
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: I would never think paying for someone else's date would

1012
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: be a way to get a date myself.

1013
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 7: It's a great way to.

1014
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 4: Get her attention.

1015
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 11: He don't want to be clear. I was planning on

1016
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 11: paying for the date.

1017
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 3: He's still on that.

1018
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 9: Wow, rock even makes you feel better. You could pay

1019
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 9: for our date the mailman, I.

1020
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 6: Oh to ptell you once?

1021
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1022
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 9: The do you already know? I like espresso martini?

1023
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 13: He there.

1024
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 3: You didn't even have to go through her mail to

1025
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 3: find that out.

1026
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 11: Wow, I'm not I'm not gonna steal some other dudes move.

1027
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 11: But if he wants to pay for another date for

1028
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 11: you and I also, I'll put this out like I

1029
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 11: take fencing classes, he can come and we can fence

1030
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 11: for you.

1031
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,919
Speaker 3: Wow, you're gonna like.

1032
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 5: A dull, sordsty Does that impress you as much as

1033
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 5: the male guy listening in on your conversations with your mom?

1034
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 9: It's interesting?

1035
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 6: Oh, she is intrigued like you like a man who fences.

1036
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 3: It's that white suit.

1037
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 9: Like I got to give him the benefit of the doubt.

1038
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 9: So I don't feel like I can really be seeing

1039
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,479
Speaker 9: two people at one time.

1040
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to do your mailman dirty? Yeah,

1041
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: that's a revenge that you don't want to.

1042
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 6: Deal with them.

1043
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 5: Out of all the people that it could have been

1044
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 5: that did this male man was not in my top

1045
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 5: hundred lists.

1046
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 9: I have no idea either. I mean, it came out

1047
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 9: with blue, but it's kind of romantics. I know.

1048
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: I know that we're you're liking this mail story a lot,

1049
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: but maybe just keep your like find my location on

1050
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: or something on your phone?

1051
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. Always, there's just some still if it doesn't work.

1052
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, sure.

1053
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 14: No.

1054
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 9: If it doesn't work out, then Rocky, you can call me, okay, keeping.

1055
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 7: The door open.

1056
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,720
Speaker 2: It's like a return to sender.

1057
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 5: I know this is kind of awkward word, but maybe

1058
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 5: I'll just ask, if it doesn't end up working out

1059
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 5: with her, creepy male guy, would you still be open

1060
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,919
Speaker 5: to seeing Misty one more time?

1061
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 11: I don't know. I feel like I got to give

1062
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 11: this male guy a shot. You perfect, Yeah, maybe he

1063
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 11: could say for me.

1064
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 5: And him, Okay, he's trying to I don't think.

1065
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 6: Chemistry anyway, I could see that. All right.

1066
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 5: Well, Rocky man, I'm sorry that this didn't work out

1067
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 5: the way you wanted it to. But it's quite the

1068
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 5: story to tell.

1069
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 11: The mystery is solved, and I guess in a way

1070
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 11: that's worth it.

1071
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, feel like this could have been a Scooby Doo episode.

1072
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 7: Was the man all along?

1073
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 6: They really do go the extra.

1074
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: Mile meddling kids Jeffrey in the morning.

1075
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 5: You know, if Rocky knew how this was going to

1076
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 5: turn out in the end, he probably should have just

1077
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 5: refused to accept the common to meal and been like, no,

1078
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 5: I'm paying.

1079
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought of that.

1080
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 6: But then it's like he didn't know who it was.

1081
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: Is it?

1082
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 4: We like it was one.

1083
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: Of his friends right now, It really sounded like the

1084
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: waiter was in charge of that whole thing.

1085
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, that was a strong waiter.

1086
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: They can't bully him into telling them who it was.

1087
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: He used to stop bringing the thing.

1088
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 5: I know he should have been like, wait, somebody knows

1089
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 5: your favorite drink, We're out of here.

1090
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 2: I just thought that it was a guess.

1091
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's too little, too late.

1092
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 5: He just let it happen and ended up getting blocked

1093
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 5: and swooped in on by a male guy.

1094
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, who knew? Who knew male people had such moves?

1095
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 9: I know they had.

1096
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 6: They got cushy government jobs, you know what I'm saying.

1097
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,959
Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like postal carriers everywhere rejoiced when

1098
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 5: they heard this call, like, finally one of ours gets

1099
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 5: a win.

1100
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 6: Good for them, Yeah, paid off?

1101
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you know what bullets dodged and relationships made.

1102
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 6: That's what's the most important thing.

1103
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 5: And we can absolve the mystery of your romantic life.

1104
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 5: If you want to email the show, we can call

1105
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 5: that person who isn't calling you back.

1106
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 6: Go find our podcast.

1107
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 5: We got all our second dates up online and you

1108
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 5: can like subscribe wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.

1109
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 5: A common complaint that we've been hearing in the dating

1110
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 5: world nowadays is modern women are getting too picky.

1111
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 6: They demand too much.

1112
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 1: Oh no, they have standards.

1113
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 3: Why aren't they putting up with all of our stuff?

1114
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 6: Exactly? Brook cats it.

1115
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 5: Maybe there is like a small nugget of truth to that,

1116
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 5: But I don't think it's because that they're needy or

1117
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 5: they're being high maintenance. I think certain men out there

1118
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 5: are just so incredible they set the bar impossibly high,

1119
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 5: like the way Travis Kelsey cheers on Taylor Wow, the

1120
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 5: way Timothy chala May drops Kylie's name into his white

1121
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 5: Boy rap battles, and then of course the romantic men

1122
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 5: writing love posts on Craigslist.

1123
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 2: Hey, there's some real men, jack.

1124
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 5: Their descriptions are just so romantic, so poetic. How are

1125
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 5: we supposed to compete? I think they're the ones to

1126
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 5: blame for scooping up all the batties and leaving crumbs

1127
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 5: for the rest of us. And you're gonna hear why

1128
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 5: no woman can resist a brand new batch of Craigslist misconnections.

1129
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 2: You're sticking with that line.

1130
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 5: It's coming up right after this city misconnections.

1131
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,280
Speaker 9: That was me staring.

1132
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 5: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1133
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 5: One is in the return line at Costco, where nothing

1134
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 5: bonds two people faster than jointly judging someone who's returning

1135
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 5: a half eaten rotisserie chicken.

1136
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 3: We see that you enjoyed it, sir.

1137
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're enjoying you enjoying it.

1138
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 5: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1139
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 5: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1140
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 5: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,

1141
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,760
Speaker 5: titled to number ninety two, what's your deal, oh woman?

1142
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 5: For man twenty eight Downtown Ice Arena. She says, your

1143
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 5: team was in town and I was the one sitting

1144
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 5: by the penalty.

1145
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 6: Box, cause that's where the bad boys end up eventually.

1146
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 5: Also, it's the best place to watch fights, which is

1147
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 5: basically hockey's.

1148
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 6: Version of flirting.

1149
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 15: Oh that's right.

1150
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 5: You were the cute one who kept getting slammed into

1151
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 5: the glass near me. I had the sign that said

1152
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 5: XO XL for discount dental work. My boss gave me

1153
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 5: free tickets if i'd bring it with me. At one

1154
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 5: point you noticed me, and I swear you laughed, or

1155
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 5: maybe you were just bleeding.

1156
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 6: It was hard to tell.

1157
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 5: You definitely heard me, though, when I yelled at my

1158
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 5: dad could beat you up.

1159
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's just how I.

1160
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 2: F Okay, it might work for a hockey guy.

1161
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, dad.

1162
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 5: First, after the game, you looked at me one more time,

1163
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 5: and that's when I flipped the sign over and it

1164
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 5: had my Instagram handle with a cartoon drawing of me

1165
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 5: holding my boobs. So well planned, I'm surprised you still

1166
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 5: haven't DMed me yet. It means so if you see this,

1167
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 5: it's the girl by the penalty box who threatened you

1168
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 5: with her dad.

1169
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 6: That signed Lossandra's not gonna be.

1170
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 3: Good if he gets it mixed up.

1171
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 2: And there's more than.

1172
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 7: One of them.

1173
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 6: It's just a whole hockey arena full of them.

1174
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dad's all over the place.

1175
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 5: This next misconnection is titled Roots and Romance A Man

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00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 5: for Woman fifty five East Side Hair Salon.

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00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was gonna be potatoes for.

1178
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 6: Some reason, he says.

1179
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 5: I went in for a haircut and some dye because

1180
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 5: my ex step daughter says my gray hair makes me

1181
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 5: look fifteen years older, and unfortunately I still care what

1182
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 5: she thinks. That's when I noticed you. We were both

1183
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 5: sitting under those big hooded dryers like two rotisserie chickens

1184
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 5: getting a light tan. We started talking how there's sold

1185
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 5: You bragged about your ivy league kids. Then I told

1186
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 5: you a story about how my ex stepdaughter accidentally stapled

1187
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 5: her own tongue when she was fifteen.

1188
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 2: This is the girl you care her opinion about.

1189
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 5: Really uplifting salon type of conversation. I told you your

1190
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 5: hair was shiny like a labrador that just left the

1191
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 5: groomer her dog hair.

1192
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,479
Speaker 6: It's a nice dog.

1193
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 2: You though you want to touch it?

1194
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 5: Right? You didn't answer, but you did give me a

1195
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 5: look that said I might actually enjoy this idiot.

1196
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 6: Then you left.

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00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 5: I asked the stylas for your number, but they said

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00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:55,280
Speaker 5: they couldn't give it out because of privacy rules. Apparently

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00:56:55,360 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 5: hairdressers have something called the clippocratic oath. Anyway, if you're

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00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 5: the shiny haired woman from dryer chair number two, it's Ricky,

1201
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 5: the guy with the motor oil hair and the child

1202
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 5: who will be calling you soon to sell you an

1203
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 5: extended warranty.

1204
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's so proud of his ex step daughter.

1205
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 6: He's already annoying me.

1206
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 3: I think he was a good stepdad.

1207
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 10: Though.

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00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 5: Let's go to your final misconnection. It's titled like You

1209
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 5: like a Latte? Okay, woman for man, I.

1210
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 6: Get it pretty two Starbucks, She says.

1211
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 5: I was at Starbucks with my laptop open, pretending to work.

1212
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 5: In reality, I was playing Tokaboca Hair Salon.

1213
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 6: Four like a very serious adult.

1214
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 2: Yoh, that kid's game.

1215
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 5: That's when I saw you reading an Amazon new Hire manual.

1216
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 6: I asked if you got a job there.

1217
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 7: You said no.

1218
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 5: Wait, intriguing, and then ready, Okay. I told you my

1219
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 5: daughter had a ballet I told you my daughter had

1220
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 5: a ballet recital next door. I'm not watching because I'm

1221
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 5: weirdly self conscious about her beefy ankles.

1222
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 3: You have gray ankles. Don't listen to your mother.

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00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 5: You You nodded like that was a normal thing to say.

1224
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 5: Then we started talking about candles. I asked your favorite scent.

1225
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 5: You said fresh brewed coffee. Perfect. I leaned over and

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00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 5: blew hot coffee breath, and sexual consider that a free sample.

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00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 2: I don't want more samples.

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00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 6: Then I went to buy a cake pop so we

1229
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 6: could split it.

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00:58:56,160 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 5: I came back and you were gone just then, like

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00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 5: a Toka Boca hairdode getting chopped off at the ear.

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00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 7: I wish any more about this game.

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00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 6: Understand. We got to download Tokaboca hair salon four. After

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00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 6: we're done with this, she.

1235
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 5: Says, if you see this, it's Bella from Starbucks.

1236
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 6: I never gave you my name.

1237
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 2: I think he remembers the breath.

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00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 6: And also you.

1239
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 5: Need to venmo me a dollar fifty for your half.

1240
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 6: Of the cake. Oh good place.

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00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 5: Those were your Craig misconnection for the week.

1242
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 10: Oh that was awesome brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1243
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 5: Newbie week is over, but it's spirit lives on because

1244
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 5: we have another brand new player on the phone today.

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00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 5: His name is Calvin, who says he listens to this

1246
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 5: segment all the time, and when he plays along, he

1247
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 5: consistently beats Brookes. In fact, he says he's extremely confident

1248
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 5: that he is going to demolish her today.

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01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: Those are some famous last words, Calvin, Yeah.

1250
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 12: Gone.

1251
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 21: Hearing Jeff's boys made me scared.

1252
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 5: That happens a lot. Where you're gonna get your confidence

1253
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 5: from today, Calvin, My.

1254
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 21: Beautiful fiance Sam with somewhere in the world right now.

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01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 2: She's not even near you.

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01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 6: You know where she is.

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01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 2: He's waiting for her.

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01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 3: He hasn't met her yet. Now I get it somewhere.

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01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 9: Out there absolutely.

1260
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 6: It's knowing that she's out there somewhere though. That's got

1261
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 6: to give you some real confidence.

1262
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 5: Let's get to the game here. Brooke has left the

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01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 5: studio and you've got thirty seconds to answer as many

1264
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 5: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

1265
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 5: say past. But you have to beat her outright if

1266
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 5: you want to win. Are you ready?

1267
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 11: Absolutely?

1268
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 5: Good luck your time, star. It's now Rapper Flavor Flave celibate.

1269
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 5: It's a birthday today. Is he in his forties, fifties

1270
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 5: or sixties fifties? Which state is home to Augusta National

1271
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 5: Golf Course, Home of the Masters. How many white stripes

1272
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 5: are on the American flag? Twelve on Broadway? What's the

1273
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 5: longest running musical of all time? In the church? If

1274
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 5: you're canonized, what religious title do you get?

1275
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 17: Cardinal?

1276
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,919
Speaker 6: Sicily? Is the largest island in what sea?

1277
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 5: Pacific?

1278
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 6: Jeez, the ego is just exploding out of you.

1279
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 21: How is anyone supposed to know any of those?

1280
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 6: He came back in the room if only Yeah, confident?

1281
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 5: Can't be anything else now, Calvin, Obviously you're a new player,

1282
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 5: and you and like you've mentioned, you do have a

1283
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 5: fiance and apparently you're going to be marrying her this summer,

1284
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 5: and you have a proposal story that you'd like to share.

1285
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 5: Maybe we could turn down the music so we can

1286
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 5: hear in a nutshell, how did you pop the question?

1287
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 21: I took her to Christmas Lights about a year and

1288
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 21: a half ago, and I thought I'm going to find somewhere.

1289
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 18: Absolutely beautiful to propose to her. But that did not happen.

1290
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 18: There was kids everywhere, everyone was screaming. It was horrible.

1291
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 18: There was never a good spot. It was super crowded.

1292
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 21: So I ended up proposing behind the parking lot in

1293
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 21: the dark.

1294
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 11: It was a little dark.

1295
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 21: I mean there was like a fountain behind us, but

1296
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,959
Speaker 21: it wasn't on because it was winter.

1297
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 6: But you just had to do it.

1298
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 5: You couldn't wait.

1299
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 11: I had to.

1300
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 21: I had the ring in my pocket. It was getting

1301
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 21: hotter in my pocket.

1302
01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 6: She said, yes, she liked to.

1303
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 2: You don't remember things that go perfectly. You only remember

1304
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 2: things that go just wrong.

1305
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly wrong.

1306
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 5: But yeah, maybe you'll remember this game that you just

1307
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:11,439
Speaker 5: played in a similar way.

1308
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 6: But well, we'll find out in a second. Brook Now

1309
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:16,479
Speaker 6: to your turn.

1310
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 5: Are you ready? Yes, your time starts now. Wrapper Flavor

1311
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 5: Flave celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his forties,

1312
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 5: fifties or sixties?

1313
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 3: Sixties?

1314
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 5: Which state is home to Augusta National Golf Course? Home

1315
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 5: of the Masters?

1316
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 2: Georgia?

1317
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 5: How many white stripes are on an American flag? Six

1318
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 5: on Broadway? What's the longest running musical of all time?

1319
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 2: Linking in the church?

1320
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 5: If you're canonized, what religious title do you get?

1321
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 3: Bishop?

1322
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 6: Sicily is the largest island in What's Italy?

1323
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 8: Oh?

1324
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 2: Mediterranean?

1325
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 6: Someone Tian?

1326
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 5: Jeez, let's go to the scoreboard to see how you

1327
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 5: both did with Jose Are you not aware?

1328
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 3: Did I get party and flooded with a foamy latte.

1329
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 6: Calvin, guys, why call then?

1330
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 3: What happened?

1331
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 7: My man?

1332
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 5: O really.

1333
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 6: Couldn't have said it better myself.

1334
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 2: Well, maybe I should have stayed in the room.

1335
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 6: Brook You got four.

1336
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 7: Way easy easy.

1337
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 5: It was not your day today, Calvin. Let's go over

1338
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 5: there for everybody. Rapper Flavor. Flav has a birthday. He

1339
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 5: is in his sixties. He's turning sixty seven today. Augusta

1340
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 5: National Golf Course is the home of the Masters, located

1341
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 5: in the state of Georgia. There are six white stripes

1342
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 5: on an American flag, alternating with seven red stripes to

1343
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 5: make thirteen total. The thirteen colonies on Broadway, the longest

1344
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 5: running musical of all time would be Phantom of the Opera.

1345
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 6: Oh, I should have known that it was going.

1346
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 5: For thirty five straight years before finally closing in twenty

1347
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 5: twenty three. In the church, if you're canonized, you get

1348
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 5: the title of a Saint.

1349
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Sicily is the largest island in the Mediterraneans. Calvin, I'm sorry, man.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't enough to win today, obviously, but just for playing,

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Speaker 5: we are going to give you a pair of tickets

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Speaker 5: to the Washington State Spring Fair. The fair runs April

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Speaker 5: tenth through the twelfth, and also April seventeenth through nineteenth.

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Speaker 6: For more information, go to the fair dot com.

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Speaker 3: Oh awesome yeah on the wedding, Thank you, thank you, Happy.

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Speaker 5: For you man, Come back and play again soon. We're

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Speaker 5: gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: in the morning.