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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. It's one yes, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: ho Oi is this this is Holly? Uh yes, this

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Speaker 1: is two fist Hey, it's Pete Kins. I got ukulele

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Speaker 1: lesson with you right about now, right now. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have you. I have you starting in just about

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes in my calendar. So yeah, I called early. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I know we're supposed to do the lessons over

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Speaker 1: the zooms yes, um, but my WiFi isn't working, so

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Speaker 1: that's kind of why I was calling to see if

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Speaker 1: I could just do my lesson over the phone for

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Speaker 1: today and then I'll get my wee fee fixed. Oh um.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's definitely not ideal because it helps to

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Speaker 1: be able to see you know what you're doing. That

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Speaker 1: makes sense, Like if you're learning the Yuk, do you

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Speaker 1: call it the Yuk? I mean you can, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So question for you if there was a guy who

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Speaker 1: thought that you were just the most beautiful thing on

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Speaker 1: the planet, and you didn't want to pay him any

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Speaker 1: time of day at all, just to actually turn him

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Speaker 1: down every single time, would you think it was a

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Speaker 1: romantic if you showed up at your door with his

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Speaker 1: new found at ukulatele skills and sing you a song

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Speaker 1: about how much it cares about you. Did you want

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Speaker 1: to start your lesson time now? Yes? Time is checking? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, you have your ukulele with you, Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: I got my yuk a late already to you. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: Then it should feel pretty natural. Put the neck of

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Speaker 1: the ukulatele into your left hand, all right. Just make

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Speaker 1: sure the shell of the us is just kind of

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Speaker 1: resting on your legs and you can kind of hold

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Speaker 1: it by the neck, just kind of like let it

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Speaker 1: rest the neck on your hand. Okay. The first chord

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Speaker 1: I'll walk you through is a C chord. So you

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Speaker 1: see the frets that on the neck, right, Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I see all the things. Yeah, okay. So starting from

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Speaker 1: the top of the neck, it'll be this third third

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Speaker 1: thread down, so count one, two, three, one, and then

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Speaker 1: it'll be the bottom string. So just hold that bottom

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Speaker 1: string with your ring finger. Just press that bottom string down, okay,

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Speaker 1: and then with the right hand give it a strum.

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Speaker 1: It should sound like this, okay, ring came. How was that?

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Speaker 1: Is that a ukulele or is that a guitar? No? No,

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Speaker 1: this is a ukulele, all right? How big is the

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Speaker 1: instrument you're holding. Ah, it's probably three to four feet long.

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Speaker 1: You've definitely got it a guitar. Do you how okay?

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Speaker 1: Can't do anything? Rock? Damn it, Pete? I think I

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Speaker 1: just bought a three thousand dollars guitar thinking it was

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Speaker 1: a ukulele. Like on the bright side, the guitar that

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Speaker 1: you played sound to good. Maybe you could blue her

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Speaker 1: with guitar yea, but sorry, I'm tearing up now. But

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Speaker 1: the ukuleles sticks to your instrument. And I spent rankly

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Speaker 1: all the money I had in the bank on this

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Speaker 1: what I thought was a ukuleles with it's the guitar. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I can help. Is there anything

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Speaker 1: I can do for you? It sounds like you're having

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Speaker 1: Canada rock. Okay, play me some yuk It would make

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Speaker 1: me feel better. Um okay, uh sure and turn the

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Speaker 1: trouble mom and that? Yeah? Yeah? Are you? Are you

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Speaker 1: sure you're okaypee? Oh? Man? Can I just come over

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Speaker 1: and sit on the couch and just sing a few

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Speaker 1: songs to me? Maybe help a guy out, you know,

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Speaker 1: value testament. I'm fry, Pete. I've got to go. Wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on, don't hang up because this is not Pete

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Speaker 1: trying to learn the ukulele. What this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your roommate. Sophia set you up. What she said

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Speaker 1: that you're a ukulele teacher, So I thought I would

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Speaker 1: give you the weirdest lesson of your life. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I do too. Hopefully he learned to play the yuk

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Speaker 1: that's sexy instrument. Wake up every morning with jubil phone

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Speaker 1: pranks