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Speaker 3: About how many of these are you selling? Let's just
Speaker 3: kick it off with the talk.
Speaker 1: Well, we just started making them. But you know, I
Speaker 1: have a bit and during my set where I say, like,
Speaker 1: you know, like, man, you have to we have to
Speaker 1: put the battery in there. Okay, Okay, this is a
Speaker 1: this is a it's like a lipstickle Oh no, it's
Speaker 1: a bullet. It's a bullet. Okay, Yeah, so we we
Speaker 1: I have a part of my set where I talk about,
Speaker 1: you know, you have to make get the satisfy a
Speaker 1: woman to her max, right, and you know there's things
Speaker 1: that a vibrator can do that we can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't and we can directly on her clip
Speaker 2: right right, So pull out all the stops.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I'm saying like like, like, you
Speaker 1: don't want her to feel like she has any need.
Speaker 3: In the you want to fulfill it all.
Speaker 2: I got some yeah, yeah, So these are for the
Speaker 2: ladies and for the fellas to buy for there.
Speaker 1: It's for anybody. It's for anybody, man. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure.
Speaker 3: Are these like a moving product for you so far?
Speaker 1: Oh? People were loving them in Reno, man, that was
Speaker 1: the first city that we decided to sell them in.
Speaker 1: And then you know, loved them. Reno loved them and
Speaker 1: we had old white couples coming there like Ollo that
Speaker 1: right right on. We're gonna try it tonight, right now, honey,
Speaker 1: and the guys know we're gonna give it a go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Excited to be here with you, brother.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Likewise, man, you've been killing it. Give me like a
Speaker 2: little bit of your background. You're from San Fernando Valley where, Yes, sir, Vanas, California, man,
Speaker 2: shout to the valley. Next Mexican food in La there
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say in the country, but that's in Diego.
Speaker 1: When a valley man born, raising van eyes.
Speaker 3: So I lived in the.
Speaker 2: Valley the whole time I've been in La So shout
Speaker 2: out to the Valley Ship right.
Speaker 1: I live in Valley Village right now. It's like not
Speaker 1: far from.
Speaker 2: Shots to fucking it wasn't no who west Man the
Speaker 2: La Fitness I go to there you go, Bro, go
Speaker 2: over to get you a crumble cookie.
Speaker 1: I just signed up for the personal training. Bro. Oh
Speaker 1: good for you.
Speaker 3: Why man, you feel like you just need it?
Speaker 1: But I was. I've seen myself skinnier man and the
Speaker 1: pictures like two years ago, and I was just like
Speaker 1: fuck bro, And then like and you can just feel it,
Speaker 1: you know, no, for sure yourself.
Speaker 2: I feel like the more successful you get, like the
Speaker 2: more like good food you have access to. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you're like, damn, I got to slow down a little.
Speaker 1: And you get and most likely they're feeding you for
Speaker 1: free for sure, and it's just like one of those things. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just getting ready for the camera, Bro, getting
Speaker 1: ready for the camera. Everything's about to be shot. Because
Speaker 1: you want to be in movies and you want to
Speaker 1: do everything. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like once I started doing better, I'd go
Speaker 2: to rest like a new restaurant. I would just order
Speaker 2: hell Is Ship just to try it. Always be like
Speaker 2: why are you over over?
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to try it.
Speaker 1: Right, just take a bite. It's good. Like I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna finish ship, you know what I mean, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. Yeah, like yeah, but I do that all
Speaker 1: the time, bro. Like we get two burritles, like two
Speaker 1: different kinds. We get that right there, and we get
Speaker 1: five different type of tacos and I'll just take a
Speaker 1: bite out of each one.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite?
Speaker 1: Uh? What is your favorite tacos in the valley? M man,
Speaker 1: there's this taco spot that posts up on Victory And'sjanae
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. They're on Victory and Lancashim. It's
Speaker 1: tacos at Banalo Fire. Oh they're so good, bro. Uh
Speaker 1: the solid fries or fire. They have a baked potato
Speaker 1: like they loaded they loaded up the burritos fire like.
Speaker 1: It's it's one of those spots where like, you know,
Speaker 1: you they put the rice, they put the beans, and
Speaker 1: then they put the meat on top, and then they
Speaker 1: give you the brito to put you know, your selon
Speaker 1: throw sauces and you give it back to them and.
Speaker 3: They wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's dope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny because like when I moved here from
Speaker 2: a z because like, obviously Arizona's a heavy Mexican place
Speaker 2: where I grew up, this Mexican neighborhood. But I have
Speaker 2: no idea about fucking papoosas before I moved to l
Speaker 2: So I've discovered me and this food, but.
Speaker 1: We love papoosas.
Speaker 2: Bro's got to figure it out, my wife's. And then
Speaker 2: you get that spicy cabbage and you get that red
Speaker 2: like super thin red sauce.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm telling you my own makes some of the
Speaker 1: best posas too. Man, it's pretty just like it's it's
Speaker 1: just so good. It's like people say, it's just a
Speaker 1: guess of the.
Speaker 3: Nah different, that's different.
Speaker 1: It's not like, no, it's not, Bro, it's just very different.
Speaker 1: And then the ladies cooking that ship are different too,
Speaker 1: like yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like always a lady you can get them on
Speaker 3: the street.
Speaker 1: And the ladies like they're not your average Mexican ladies.
Speaker 1: These are solid and women like they're having their hair
Speaker 1: and as.
Speaker 2: It's just like and the best places in the valley
Speaker 2: are like they look like they shouldn't be like passing
Speaker 2: the health coat.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly exactly, Like where am I there's
Speaker 1: a spot not in the valley. It's in La. It's
Speaker 1: called a right and there they take forever because you
Speaker 1: know they're doing it for scratch for sure, but it's
Speaker 1: fucking those those two are find They're thick and come
Speaker 1: very just. I'm gonna take you one day for sure.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Thank you, bro.
Speaker 2: Give me a little bit of your background in terms
Speaker 2: of like what kind of kicked off your inspiration to
Speaker 2: start doing comedy.
Speaker 1: Was it like open mics? Well, when I was a child, man,
Speaker 1: I really looked Uh there was one dude that I
Speaker 1: looked up to man, and he was you know, you
Speaker 1: ever see a celebrity on TV and you're just like wow,
Speaker 1: like and you're so little, and you're just like, I
Speaker 1: want to be like that guy. Yeah, uh yeah. Pitt
Speaker 1: Diddy was at first that guy. I swear to God,
Speaker 1: I swear to God. Of course I didn't know what
Speaker 1: the doing, no hey, but p Diddy was that guy.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be Diddy.
Speaker 2: I've been fucking like, did he so bad?
Speaker 1: I had no way out? And I need a Girl's
Speaker 1: Part two video? And we had the Jackie here. You know,
Speaker 1: he had the Timberlands. You know what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: know he's like just like that, you know, just cool.
Speaker 1: You know, take that. You know, I would always us
Speaker 1: as motivation, you know, you know, like like p Diddy
Speaker 1: was the first album, the first album I ever bought
Speaker 1: was Pitt Diddy. Was like like like that forever. No, no,
Speaker 1: it was like this is the.
Speaker 3: The remix, the remix, the remix one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we met the remix, We invented the remix. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He had the white little he had the hat
Speaker 3: and the white tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. That was the first album I ever
Speaker 1: bought as a kid. Then it was fifty cent you
Speaker 1: know which Oh my god, they they're colliding now they
Speaker 1: hate each He just got that.
Speaker 2: Deal with over here producing the Surviving Diddy document and
Speaker 2: to be dropped one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be dropped the TMZ one. Yeah, oh my,
Speaker 3: no one wants to see the two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait for the fifty cent Yeah, wait for that
Speaker 1: fifty seven because you know fifty s got some juicy
Speaker 1: ass gossip, bro. But yeah, you know, it all started
Speaker 1: with wanting to be black, and then you know, I
Speaker 1: realized I'm not look Indian. Goddamn it, I'm Mexican. Uh so.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, just that whole background, just going
Speaker 1: out with my dad. My dad was a cool dude.
Speaker 1: My mom was a very cool, like you know person,
Speaker 1: you know, like they weren't squares or anything. So that
Speaker 1: was also, you know, different than some kids growing up,
Speaker 1: you know. Like but but my mom always wanted me
Speaker 1: to be in a good uh good headspace, so she know,
Speaker 1: she put me to therapy growing up. But as far
Speaker 1: as like like like when I started doing comedy, like
Speaker 1: what inspired me? Bro? You know when I watched George
Speaker 1: Lopez while you're crying of course, Oh dude, that's fucking special. Bro,
Speaker 1: That's that's one of the best ships, right every when
Speaker 1: he's fucking George, just every everything about that special is perfect. Bro.
Speaker 1: The way he walks, the way he talks, the way
Speaker 1: he's acting out. It's like that is like like for us,
Speaker 1: like that is like you want to know delirious? Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah, like yeah, like that was you
Speaker 1: want to see the inside of a Latino home or
Speaker 1: you want to know what Latino country is? Like watch
Speaker 1: White Cry and Drege Lopes first, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it was just cool. And he was from San
Speaker 1: Fernanda Valley. Yeah, he's from San Fernanda Valley man. So
Speaker 1: it was just cool just knowing that that was possible.
Speaker 1: And you know, your family never fucking tells you that's possible.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking mom wanted me to be a gardener, right
Speaker 1: and like that. So I actually was a gardener here
Speaker 1: in Burbank. For me here, I had to Glendale Burbank.
Speaker 1: I was just right there.
Speaker 2: Just funny because my dad was a landscaper growing up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he just the whole like he was the only white one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everybody he worked with his Mex kid.
Speaker 1: Except my dad.
Speaker 2: I would go out on jobs with him and like
Speaker 2: fucking you know, help him out and ship and even Yeah,
Speaker 2: so my dad shout at him.
Speaker 1: Man, shut up, man shout out to dad. Man, you're
Speaker 1: a gardener. Invited, you're a gardener. Yeah, I was a gardener.
Speaker 1: But my dad was growing up. You know, my dad
Speaker 1: had Anctian restaurant. He had a Superstars with Raucan. I
Speaker 1: was right here on Lincashire on Violin. He had that
Speaker 1: ship going for like a long time and some of
Speaker 1: the best so and he was also a drug dealer.
Speaker 1: But you know, but that was also that's set aside.
Speaker 1: Neither here nor neither here there. So so it's just
Speaker 1: growing up with that kind of family, you know, four brothers.
Speaker 1: I was the only one of my family graduate high school,
Speaker 1: oh ship and go straight to a four year university.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go? I went to Mr said, which was
Speaker 1: it's a universe, it's a new it's still pretty rand new,
Speaker 1: you see. So I was just like really excited to
Speaker 1: just get out of the house, get a fucking dorm,
Speaker 1: like be the first one I actually leave, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So it was just it was just
Speaker 1: very cool to do that. But when I was in college,
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys have ever been to college, man,
Speaker 1: but when you're there, everyone doesn't. They don't really know
Speaker 1: what they're doing, you know, like like they have a major.
Speaker 2: I did like three months of community college. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like this ain't for me. Yeah exactly, stop going. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean the same here. I just like this is
Speaker 2: not for me.
Speaker 1: But I kept going because of the financial aid. Right,
Speaker 1: They're giving me like eight racks every semester.
Speaker 3: So I'm like the financial aid hustle is weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bro, So I'm over here just like I
Speaker 1: just need to get passing grades on you know, you know,
Speaker 1: cheer your way out, I mean, or learn actually a
Speaker 1: little bit. So it was just like and I was
Speaker 1: also just part of this business club that there is
Speaker 1: called Business Society, and they were like the whole goal
Speaker 1: was to find your passion and make it a business
Speaker 1: and and so like you know, I was just like, man,
Speaker 1: I couldn't find what I was passionate about. And then
Speaker 1: one day I was just like vibrated, and I know
Speaker 1: it was comedy, right for sure. So then I just
Speaker 1: fucking made that happen and fucking I was just out
Speaker 1: there fucking fucking around. And Mer said, I started the
Speaker 1: comedy scene in mar St bro oh ship.
Speaker 2: There's a shot to mar said, there's a have you
Speaker 2: ever heard of the homie Dope as Yola.
Speaker 1: He's from Mercet.
Speaker 2: He's got a dope ast podcast called Dope as Usual Podcast,
Speaker 2: A big smoker. No, he's from Mercet, but he's out
Speaker 2: here in La now. Man, he said, is like I
Speaker 2: heard it's real Methy out there.
Speaker 1: Yo, dude, there's nothing to do. That's why I say
Speaker 1: I started the comedy. There's nothing, there's nothing.
Speaker 3: It's like smoke maths shoot each other like the university.
Speaker 1: The university made it a college sound finally, right, So,
Speaker 1: but before that it was just.
Speaker 2: And then like Stockton's right there, which is like very dangerous.
Speaker 1: Man Stockton modesto. There are Fresno's like forty fourta minutes away.
Speaker 2: So you were just kind of like in the middle
Speaker 2: of California getting the comedy scene thing going for like
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where it started for you. My first year
Speaker 1: was there got it. So people always say, oh, was
Speaker 1: there a club there? No? No, no. I had to
Speaker 1: do it in restaurants, you know, like restaurants or hookah
Speaker 1: lounges or I wasn't even twenty one, but I was
Speaker 1: sending out with like my goals to alcohol. It was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. And then uh, a year a
Speaker 1: year and a half later, just took it to La
Speaker 1: Man and just came back home. I'm just like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm doing the doing doing comedy here, and I want
Speaker 1: to do a show at the Haha Comedy Club Hollywood,
Speaker 1: Hollywood Haha. And that that's my family now, you know
Speaker 1: Like that, I mean the owners took me in like
Speaker 1: a like I was like I was their own son.
Speaker 1: So it was pretty cool. Man. You know, the Jack
Speaker 1: Junior there too is like a big brother, you know.
Speaker 1: So it was just pretty cool just having everyone there,
Speaker 1: having that little support system of comedy club that you
Speaker 1: can just always go to just work at home club.
Speaker 1: I'm there this Saturday, wow, you know, with two shows
Speaker 1: and and then that's and that's just pretty cool now
Speaker 1: that I can just you know, come in there anytime
Speaker 1: and just work my hour whenever I need a worker.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that club helped me launch my stuff. Then
Speaker 1: I wont Center NBC. Then I did this, then I
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 2: Then when did you realize though, like you had like
Speaker 2: a cult following going where you're like, oh ship like
Speaker 2: because to me, like comedians don't sell merch. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: got fucking whole product line. Like that's not a normal
Speaker 2: thing for comedian to do. No, obviously either our comedians
Speaker 2: to have merch who are very big, but mostly it's
Speaker 2: like guys, we got big podcasts and stuff. Yeah, to
Speaker 2: have like merchan as a comedian is is not like
Speaker 2: super unique, but it is unique. Like not a lot
Speaker 2: of guys have merch, you know, like yeah, and we
Speaker 2: have people with our tattoos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with tattoos, man, so it's pretty pretty amazing, Like
Speaker 1: the support has been fucking.
Speaker 2: When did you like, do you remember when you saw
Speaker 2: the first tattoo? You'd freaking out, like how'd you feel when.
Speaker 1: You So we actually set it up though. We did
Speaker 1: a meeting greet and we had to pop up and
Speaker 1: we're like, hey, let's just put up some tattoo artists
Speaker 1: up there and see whoever wants to get tatted, And
Speaker 1: then that line that tattoos was like, Okay, people are
Speaker 1: actually down right, And we did it for like two
Speaker 1: more meeting greets, so we probably have like over ninety
Speaker 1: people crazy all tated it up right now, man, ninety
Speaker 1: that shit? W what is like for you? Like because
Speaker 1: you always like but but sorry, I know I really
Speaker 1: answer your question there to to to Like when I
Speaker 1: realized it was popping. I think it was when we
Speaker 1: started getting recognizing the street. It's like when we were
Speaker 1: just like, uh like, hey, oh my god, you're that guy.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, you're the Indian Mexican, got Indian Mexican? Hey
Speaker 1: do you like got to fuck my mom? Oh shit?
Speaker 1: It's just like pretty cool man, Just like just having
Speaker 1: people just like like sometimes they don't even know like
Speaker 1: the name.
Speaker 3: Like, Hey, I saw you on TikTok, I saw you
Speaker 3: on Instagram? Yeah, guy, yeah, the guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's pretty funny, man, it's pretty pretty dope. We
Speaker 1: wouldn't been anything without the fans for sure.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like, because because when did you start
Speaker 2: cutting up your sets for like social media? Because I
Speaker 2: feel like that's a fairly like pandemic thing.
Speaker 1: I think I was the I wasn't even popping. I
Speaker 1: think we had how many followers? I know we started
Speaker 1: like twelve. Yeah, we probably had like twelve k, right,
Speaker 1: not twelve followers.
Speaker 3: Twelve followers. We do all of them, We have their numbers,
Speaker 3: we go to their houses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, eight of them were So we started a
Speaker 1: top thousands. And it was around the time that pandemic
Speaker 1: was ending, you know, and you know, everything was just
Speaker 1: starting to get back to a groove. You know, we
Speaker 1: were sitting down for two fucking years, and you know,
Speaker 1: things are starting to get back.
Speaker 3: You know, every I like fucking suck yeah people parking lot,
Speaker 3: Yeah I was.
Speaker 1: And so it was so it was getting to the point,
Speaker 1: let's get back into our group. I had just separated
Speaker 1: from my wife, you know, and you know, so I
Speaker 1: was like fuck, you know, let's let's go work out.
Speaker 1: You know. So I always had a camera guy with me,
Speaker 1: but never like consistently until I started working with Orlando,
Speaker 1: and it was just like we're just like everything we
Speaker 1: did was like camera guy, you know, just like like
Speaker 1: and it was just like a to to make a statement.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't give if I was in the
Speaker 1: comedy club doing five minutes, bro, I'm like, I need
Speaker 1: to get a guy. You know, who the fuck this
Speaker 1: guy thinks a headliner or something. I don't give. If
Speaker 1: I'm opening for you, bro, I'm bringing my camera guy.
Speaker 1: And even the headliners like, I don't really have a camera.
Speaker 1: I have a do what I do, Bro, I don't
Speaker 1: worry about it, you know. So it was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, other comedians are who this guy think he is?
Speaker 1: He's a camera guy everywhere he goes. But dude, it
Speaker 1: was just like the idea of just getting used to it,
Speaker 1: you know, just attracting that as well. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: so then we were recording every single set, bro, every
Speaker 1: single set. And then we had a few comedians passed
Speaker 1: away around that time as well, and you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah nor McDonald and then like you know, also, you know,
Speaker 1: rest in peace, Jack Knight, you know, a lot a
Speaker 1: lot of you know, David Arnold, you know, and you know,
Speaker 1: for me, it was just like, man, all these communities
Speaker 1: are passing away. He's like, what if I passed away
Speaker 1: and none of my ship's out there? And I was
Speaker 1: holding my best ship. I was just like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to know when here is something, steal it, right,
Speaker 1: I can't use it for my special kind of ship.
Speaker 1: You know. I was just like, man, fucking dude and
Speaker 1: all that. I was just like, man, I don't like,
Speaker 1: let's just put our best ship out there. We went out,
Speaker 1: we did our we recorded it, we put the best clips,
Speaker 1: and those clips went crazy, bro, and it was all
Speaker 1: the jokes that I'm known for now to go to sleep,
Speaker 1: the Indian Lego piece one, you know, all those crowd
Speaker 1: work clips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the crowd work ship is.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like it's like a lot of people
Speaker 2: that's how they discover comedians is through crowd work clips.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, yeah, Like I feel like.
Speaker 2: That's how the what's the gorgeous looking Caucasian man, uh
Speaker 2: Matt Rife?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he blew up off that ship. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, but now I think for you like have you
Speaker 3: because Rife is dope.
Speaker 1: Man. He just sold out the Hollywood Bowl. He did cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and he has the highest streamed Netflix Netflix
Speaker 1: especial And I saw, I saw, I followed mysa.
Speaker 2: I like, I go to the comedy store. I go
Speaker 2: to the comedy store often shot saw the comedy Store.
Speaker 1: I like it over there, shout out to laugh Factory Man,
Speaker 1: Laugh Factory too. Yeah, where was that?
Speaker 3: Where?
Speaker 1: Just at improv on?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Where's the improv at Hollywood?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: And I was gonna say though, for you, like it
Speaker 2: feels like there's like is there like is it is?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like the comedian world is like a
Speaker 2: fraternity kind.
Speaker 1: Of like at the Comedy Store, Yeah, over.
Speaker 3: There, but not everywhere else?
Speaker 1: No, No, because it feels like that over there for sure.
Speaker 3: It feels like almost like you're like, you know, you
Speaker 3: gotta like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're either famous or you hang out there
Speaker 1: every day, right, you know kind of stuff, which is cool,
Speaker 1: you know, And I think for comedians it's good to
Speaker 1: have that kind of community. Not every comedy club has that,
Speaker 1: and I think that's what makes it special. For the
Speaker 1: Comedy Store. It's just like you know, other comedy clubs
Speaker 1: like you ca in, you do yourself, have a drink
Speaker 1: put you know, that factor has it somewhat but not
Speaker 1: really as inviting or as the comedy store for comedians
Speaker 1: that aren't performing. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, like it feels like there's
Speaker 2: like this whole you know, yeah, there's like this whole
Speaker 2: like generation of comedians that people would say were like
Speaker 2: put on through Joe Rogan.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah and his podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so like there's like all those guys like
Speaker 2: Kreischer and yeah, you know other guys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's definitely a circle right there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So for you is like is that even like
Speaker 2: because you've got your own thing going? Like I said,
Speaker 2: it's very unique. Like do you even like look at
Speaker 2: that kind of ship in Nah?
Speaker 1: No, I mean I respect them one, but I never
Speaker 1: like look at it like oh my god, I need
Speaker 1: to go do that. I need to go do that show,
Speaker 1: or I need to go do that podcast. My god,
Speaker 1: that's just a dream of wine, right Like.
Speaker 3: I don't need to go do podcasts, you know, man,
Speaker 3: it happens, It happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Like for me, like my agents, my managers,
Speaker 1: my team, my family, we have so many big picture visions,
Speaker 1: you know, like dreams that we want to accomplish, and
Speaker 1: you know it definite is definitely going to take more
Speaker 1: than getting on the show or getting on the podcast
Speaker 1: to get there. So that's that's not a I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, and I think that's you know, I think
Speaker 1: every not every comedian has the opportunity too to execute
Speaker 1: on big dreams just yet. But you know, I feel
Speaker 1: like when it happens for them to understand that they
Speaker 1: didn't really need that to get where they wanted to go.
Speaker 2: And not everybody's path of success looks the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah for sure. And I'm not knocking them, bro,
Speaker 1: They're very successful in producing successful dudes like Hans Kim
Speaker 1: got famous. Shout out to Hans Kim got famous off
Speaker 1: kill Tony Kill, Tony's fire. Yeah, I love Tony. Hinchcliff
Speaker 1: just killed it on the Tom Brady I've heard I've
Speaker 1: never seen anyone kill it like that.
Speaker 3: He when he called him, Oh my god, he just
Speaker 3: beat up Rodney.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah that was fire. Bro.
Speaker 2: They said that that that Tony Hinchcliff set is the
Speaker 2: specific moment we're gonna be able to look back at
Speaker 2: and say that woke was officially over. Yeah, because he
Speaker 2: said he caught him a confederate.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I hope, I hope all that canceled stuff.
Speaker 1: And no, I love that cancel stuff, right, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. He loves everybody, you know, it keeps
Speaker 1: everyone on the check. But it's canceled, Diddy. I just
Speaker 1: don't like the cancel like as far as like as
Speaker 1: far as like like comedians for what they're saying on thing,
Speaker 1: Oh it's the worst, yeah, or or just like oh.
Speaker 2: You know, like no, I just to me, it's like
Speaker 2: comedy is supposed to be offensive, yeah, and it's supposed
Speaker 2: to be taboo.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be able.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're supposed to be able to say whatever fun
Speaker 2: you want on there and make light of the worst situation.
Speaker 1: I want to say that word. Oh man, that's funny. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see the Kiltny episode where uh deo
Speaker 2: Vonne there was I forget which comedian was on the mic,
Speaker 2: and it was a black guy and deovonn was supposed
Speaker 2: to act like his girlfriend who was black.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 3: And he was like, can I say it.
Speaker 1: As funny as hell? That's one of my favorite like characters,
Speaker 1: like you know, just just to watch him, like you know,
Speaker 1: like podcasts or just anything like like just anytime you
Speaker 1: see a video like with Divonne, you know you want.
Speaker 3: To random it's just cool because I feel like like now,
Speaker 3: like you said.
Speaker 1: The video with him cooking, him cooking with the with
Speaker 1: the with the kids with the down syndrome. Have you
Speaker 1: seen I did not see that? That's fun. You guys
Speaker 1: got to watch that when you guys get home. Bro,
Speaker 1: just this thevon and and those kids just cooking and
Speaker 1: it's like it's the most cutest thing in the world.
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite, uh, like personal like stand up comedian
Speaker 2: right now that you like watching, Like ship that dude.
Speaker 1: In floors you know can florest that's I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta get a legend. Man. It's uh, it's Chicago's very own.
Speaker 1: It's just, uh, he's just one of those dudes.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You don't you know he's he reminds me of myself. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's just like you know, it's in us. You know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't really take much. You know, we don't be writing.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not scripted. We're just like you know,
Speaker 1: he's and he's my best friend. Yeah, it's my brother.
Speaker 1: Brother is my brother. Man. That's It's like, uh, I heard.
Speaker 2: That's the only place like in the Midwest you can
Speaker 2: get respectable Mexican food that is actually Chicago.
Speaker 1: Yeah it hurts, like the second highest population that with Latinos,
Speaker 1: besides Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Because if you go to like I live in Florida,
Speaker 2: Pills and Chicago. I did radio in Florida, and uh
Speaker 2: that ship was bro. You would ask like, somebody, hey,
Speaker 2: where's the good Mexican restaurant? I just you know, I
Speaker 2: just moved out here, and they would with a straight
Speaker 2: face that you talk about dude, I swear to god,
Speaker 2: you know there's a Taco Bell.
Speaker 3: I was like, what I think.
Speaker 1: We're in Indiana, Like, hey, man, where can we get
Speaker 1: some good food. It was like, well, I'm not even
Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. They don't Taco hash some good food.
Speaker 1: By the way, the taco slept on them.
Speaker 3: Four in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, four in the morning, Taco Bell, dock in
Speaker 1: the box, all those, bro, all those are good. Four
Speaker 1: in the morning, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything's anything is good at four in the morning.
Speaker 3: If it's open, it's good.
Speaker 1: I'm fat ass. Of fast food.
Speaker 2: So what's your h If you had to rank your
Speaker 2: top like five fast food joints, McDonald's number one.
Speaker 1: I think it's McDonald's great goat.
Speaker 2: It's the fucking go with the two cheeseburgers, actual large
Speaker 2: fry their patent did Coca Cola stuff the cheeseburgers with
Speaker 2: the fry?
Speaker 1: Anything? And McDonald's is good man anything.
Speaker 3: There's not a item on the menu FISHI I.
Speaker 1: Don't know why. I don't know why. It took away
Speaker 1: a big mac cup sauce. I always asked for big
Speaker 1: Mac sauce. Anyways, on the side of the griddle breakfast,
Speaker 1: Uh you talking about the hash browns. If you tried
Speaker 1: the new steak and egg bagel.
Speaker 2: Come on, and they got better coffee than Starbucks McDonald's
Speaker 2: and they brought back the high seed, the orange high Sea.
Speaker 1: Or dude, dude, when you get your flttle fish, extra
Speaker 1: cheese and extra chartar sauce with the full slice of cheese,
Speaker 1: and that's.
Speaker 3: What they give you when you give they just give
Speaker 3: you a full slice.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, they put another one under no, but it's yeah, McDonald's.
Speaker 1: You guys might hate me for this one. But Burger
Speaker 1: Kings Double Cheeseburgers fire. I used to get the double
Speaker 1: double Wipper Jr. Hey Burger Kings left on. They got
Speaker 1: decent breakfast, yeah yeah, yeah, the taste McDonald's, Bury King,
Speaker 1: Carl's Junior, in and out, and then for the number
Speaker 1: five Tacobo Taco bell Yeah, Tacobo. So you know, so
Speaker 1: those are all old faithfuls, all of them.
Speaker 2: I love going to Carls Junior and getting the Western
Speaker 2: bacon cheeseburger with the onion rings on that bitch and
Speaker 2: the barbecue sauce Superstar. Yeah. You remember when they used
Speaker 2: to be green Burritos too. Yeah, it would be like
Speaker 2: Carls Junior slash a green Burrito. Never did the green
Speaker 2: burritos side of the venue, that one.
Speaker 1: Never, but it was cool to have you like, alright,
Speaker 1: and I got the American. That's funny.
Speaker 3: So do you for you? Man?
Speaker 2: Like you're talking about your big dreams, Like what are
Speaker 2: some of the things that like you feel like you know,
Speaker 2: you're obviously you're doing a lot, but what is like
Speaker 2: the next big goal that you're trying to get to?
Speaker 1: TV man, That's why I got this personal trainer, man
Speaker 1: trying to lose weight I'm tired of fucking waking up fat.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of waking up with a little faut inside
Speaker 1: on my fucking cheek right here. I'm tired of laying
Speaker 1: down and my girl fucking sees the cheek when I
Speaker 1: lay down. I'm tired of when I turned my neck,
Speaker 1: that fucking piece of fat that goes right there. I'm
Speaker 1: tired of that, ship. Bro, I'm tired of every time
Speaker 1: I look down and see tits. I'm tired of it.
Speaker 2: But you're not fat enough to me. You can't see
Speaker 2: your dick, No, I can see that. Yeah, No, there's
Speaker 2: guys in my life.
Speaker 1: But I'm tired of it's just because I know, I
Speaker 1: know the kind of men that are out there and
Speaker 1: the kind of men that my girl could have. Right,
Speaker 1: And I'm over here just like man, I'm over here,
Speaker 1: just like being a fucking fantass.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 3: Your girl is because you were you got divorced.
Speaker 1: Not divorced, but you know, it just it was just
Speaker 1: like it was just like one of those things where
Speaker 1: got divorce, new girl. Everything was being stupid out there,
Speaker 1: you know, for two years, and then got.
Speaker 3: Back right, got back on the horse on the last trip.
Speaker 1: Horse got back on my wife. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Oh what you got back with your wife? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So is that who your girl is currently?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Your wife? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh you guys figured it out. Oh congrats man, thank you,
Speaker 3: I'm married you.
Speaker 1: Oh yes.
Speaker 2: So let me ask you something because if if a
Speaker 2: marriage hits a point where you feel like because you
Speaker 2: guys got separated at two years, So what does that
Speaker 2: mean though for people to like, because that's like you
Speaker 2: guys like can officially say hey, look.
Speaker 1: No, no, we're like, fuck you beach, no, fuck you beach.
Speaker 1: And it was just like separation. They didn't talk for
Speaker 1: two years, like no conversation, no talking, nothing for two years.
Speaker 3: But you guys weren't divorced.
Speaker 1: We we went for like everything where we were signing
Speaker 1: some papers. But right before it was finalized, I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 3: So are you sure you won't do the show? I
Speaker 3: kind of miss you?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, And it was just I mean it's important
Speaker 2: too to have the girl who was like with you,
Speaker 2: like before the Cloud. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was definitely there for the Cloud, you know,
Speaker 1: it was it was just it was It's just it's
Speaker 1: just one of those things where you know, you go
Speaker 1: around and you meet people around the world and they
Speaker 1: don't and you know, you find them one person you
Speaker 1: just click with. Man.
Speaker 2: My boy said something recently. He said, the grass is
Speaker 2: greener on the side of the fence where you water it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Like Damn, that's a bar that's sucking bar.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: Where you water it, Bro, you gotta water your grass. Bro.
Speaker 1: There's some patches, bro, because you're not watering that patch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's just pretty cool, bro. Like you know,
Speaker 1: when when when when you're in a business like this,
Speaker 1: you need to be focused, man, you need to be
Speaker 1: grounded unless you're like unless that's like your thing, like
Speaker 1: that's your image, like you know, like rappers, I get
Speaker 1: like that's the image, like you know, like bitches, Yeah
Speaker 1: you know that, like you know, but in this business, man,
Speaker 1: Like if you if you think about the biggest people
Speaker 1: in this business, Kevin Hart, Jim Carrey, right, Steve Carrell,
Speaker 1: you know, Robert Donnie Jr. Like I'm pretty sure, like
Speaker 1: like pretty sure Robert down Junior's earlier days was partying
Speaker 1: right now, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, But but it was
Speaker 1: never like it was never like fucking like like like
Speaker 1: all these guys are you know very well put to like,
Speaker 1: they're not even like fucking all right, right right right, yeah.
Speaker 2: If you like most like if you've been around a
Speaker 2: lot of the main like big comedian dudes, like they're
Speaker 2: pretty much like you said, they're super buttoned up.
Speaker 3: It's not like a fucking backstage and a rapture.
Speaker 1: And and and I think at first when we started tour,
Speaker 1: that's when we were like yeah, and then we're just like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck random dudes in our green room? Who
Speaker 1: the fuck is this guy? Who this guy? You know?
Speaker 1: We don't want to go to something after yeah, and
Speaker 1: then just yeah, and then they're just going to like
Speaker 1: these like random things. After that, we're just like, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess we're going. Now we're just like, bro, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to children, you know, right, And then like
Speaker 1: and then it's just like it's just one of those
Speaker 1: things too that you know, when you're any advice to
Speaker 1: comedians out there and when you're moving a certain way
Speaker 1: in a more responsible way in the industry also looks
Speaker 1: at you like, oh, we can trust this guy.
Speaker 3: Right, They look at you different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure if you get known as like an
Speaker 2: issue or like, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1: Like you know, like we can rip this. It's either
Speaker 1: going to go we don't want to wait this guy,
Speaker 1: or let's rip. We gonna rip this guy, like we
Speaker 1: can thank this guy for his money. You don't even
Speaker 1: know what's happening with his life, right right, you know.
Speaker 1: So yeah, man, it's just it's just pretty cool, you know,
Speaker 1: just just being able to like now just focus on
Speaker 1: the game. You know, got my family, you know, getting
Speaker 1: that in order, and now just focus on the investments.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight now, so you know, by the time
Speaker 1: I'm thirty, I want to be able to just you know,
Speaker 1: be able to focus on maybe you know, starting a
Speaker 1: real family on my own. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say for you, like, uh, there's
Speaker 2: there's been like a kind of a dope renaissance of
Speaker 2: like the new class of like Latin comedians, like you're
Speaker 2: one of them. Like the homie rock bar bos is
Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. Yeah, fucking even like my dog Concrete, who
Speaker 2: started on.
Speaker 1: That's my brother. He's the best dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the best dude.
Speaker 1: Like I remember we were just had him up like
Speaker 1: look out, look at happy Concrete just got both of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's f's those skits where he's like working at
Speaker 2: the fast food restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, the McDonald's on It's so funny, dude, and
Speaker 1: he says, A hooked me up with that McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Uh, but it's funny because like someone like him is
Speaker 2: like showing everybody because like he went from like being
Speaker 2: an ig guy to like successfully doing stand up.
Speaker 3: Like no specific route to this ship, you know, like.
Speaker 1: No, Concrete is one of those dudes that is just
Speaker 1: natural and he used to be a rapper.
Speaker 3: Really, he was a fucking cholo rapper and he was
Speaker 3: shooting videos and shit.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Yeah, Concreor is one of those dudes
Speaker 1: that once he's on stage, he's just natural and his
Speaker 1: fans love him so they just want to see him
Speaker 1: do anything. And yeah, I think he's doing like a
Speaker 1: sketch show too, like like like like he'll do a
Speaker 1: stand up performance, but he also do like sketches and
Speaker 1: characters while he's on stage. So he's a very creative dude,
Speaker 1: has a lot of uh, has a lot of qualities. Man,
Speaker 1: So shout out to Concrete.
Speaker 2: I say for you there, do you feel like there's
Speaker 2: like a dope like renaissance of just like Latin comedy
Speaker 2: like happening right now.
Speaker 1: Most definitely, yeah, because back then you would just see like.
Speaker 2: What on the two popping well, I mean, I feel
Speaker 2: like there was like the era was like George Lopez
Speaker 2: and then Carlosman see.
Speaker 1: I think and from what I heard, I think it
Speaker 1: was just like also just like they had so big egos,
Speaker 1: like that's why you saw them all going like one.
Speaker 3: One at a time, one out of time, and it's
Speaker 3: just like they're almost like, well.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like let's have a meeting. You
Speaker 1: can't go right right right right, there's.
Speaker 3: Going to be one popping comedian at that once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think right now, just like we're not
Speaker 1: growing up that way, so this new era coming in,
Speaker 1: we're not thinking that way. Let's pull each other up.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. So it's like you know, can Ralph
Speaker 1: was uh, you know, Robert Bosa, right, and then Philippus
Speaker 1: think of names, right now, Philippus sparsa right in, Frankis
Speaker 1: is doing his Yeah he's funny creeper man. So every like,
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like right now we all have
Speaker 1: our opportunities and and our friends are working with it.
Speaker 1: Bro they're going to the shows. And I think everyone's
Speaker 1: always said that, even there's rappers that have gone on
Speaker 1: here are gone on in public and said that Latinos
Speaker 1: are the people that will buy your tickets, Bro, Mexican's
Speaker 1: and the one's buying your tickets, Bro, Latinos just Latinos
Speaker 1: in general, they're the ones supporting anything that we just
Speaker 1: like ship right, We're just we're just always just like,
Speaker 1: I'm down for that, Bro, what's happening in town? Taylor swit?
Speaker 3: I'm down?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Like? They're just like like
Speaker 1: we're just down for anything. Bro.
Speaker 2: Has give me a situation in which you leaned into
Speaker 2: looking Indian where you just went along with it.
Speaker 1: For all my life?
Speaker 3: Man, would you just lean like like give me like
Speaker 3: a timer that really benefited you?
Speaker 1: Oh well, it was always just like when I was like,
Speaker 1: it's always at a gas station or seven eleven, bro,
Speaker 1: you know where you're just like they're just looking at me,
Speaker 1: and they always just gotta right. They're just like and
Speaker 1: they'll see the kata and they'll just be like, well,
Speaker 1: like what the funk? And then I have to break
Speaker 1: it time like hey.
Speaker 2: Bro, I'm not I'm not Indian, I should get a discount.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I asked me like India, and I'd be like, no, man, Mexican.
Speaker 1: They're like what and it will be like the biggest
Speaker 1: like uh like like like they're right as fuck. Bro.
Speaker 1: They're just like no way, bro, you have a cat
Speaker 1: And I trying to explain to like, no, bro, I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know the I'm just like a fan. They're
Speaker 1: like a fan. What are you talking about? Are you
Speaker 1: talking about a fan? Yeah? Like we don't know a fan. Here.
Speaker 2: I saw a cast he was in town for Netflix
Speaker 2: as a joke, and he had it. He was talking
Speaker 2: about health insurance and he's like, my entire life, Indians
Speaker 2: don't have health insurance. We have family members who give
Speaker 2: us the medicine for all our family, our doctors and
Speaker 2: fucking Dennis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking gangs. I wish I had that, bro,
Speaker 1: for sure. Latinos will take you to like do you
Speaker 1: wanna get shot in your ass? Yeah? Well that's after
Speaker 1: a long night, yeah, right of of party, yes, and
Speaker 1: then and what else? Man? And you would have fucking
Speaker 1: or just go to if you get injured. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys know what that is it's like
Speaker 1: some fucking Mexican massage therapists squeezing.
Speaker 2: Not a tuggy though, No, no, no, no tugget no, no,
Speaker 2: no no. They got those all over your hometown of oh.
Speaker 2: I feel like Vans has more massage parlors than anywhere
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 1: I've never I've never, I've never even been to one
Speaker 1: of those.
Speaker 3: Bro, I've just heard that.
Speaker 1: Uh I want to.
Speaker 2: It's just like you get a good massage and then
Speaker 2: at the end they flip you over and then.
Speaker 1: They But how do you know when it's one of those?
Speaker 1: You just ask?
Speaker 3: I think they're all one of those.
Speaker 1: But how do you know, Like, give me an example,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, so just give me the namble
Speaker 1: what you've heard.
Speaker 3: I've heard that they're all one of those. But okay,
Speaker 3: so you turn around and they're touching I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what I'm saying, do you know?
Speaker 1: Zoo lying motherfuckers?
Speaker 2: I heard you go in and as long as you
Speaker 2: get naked right away, like so when they come back
Speaker 2: and they leave you in the room and t K
Speaker 2: they leave you in the room, and then when they
Speaker 2: come back, you gotta be naked because then they know
Speaker 2: that you know what's good what so that was my
Speaker 2: mistake and then you get the fucking good massage and
Speaker 2: then you get a tug.
Speaker 1: They don't even ask.
Speaker 3: I don't know because I wouldn't know, so, but they
Speaker 3: probably should ask, right, they had to ask, you know.
Speaker 1: They like some people that really just like the massage naked.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna maybe the massage like you know, like
Speaker 1: when they get closer, like they just.
Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, no, that's Have you ever thought
Speaker 2: about writing like a sitcom or anything like?
Speaker 1: Yeah on the show. Yeah, we're in the works of that,
Speaker 1: one of the works with that. We're in the works
Speaker 1: with a lot of things. Man. I think right now,
Speaker 1: I'm in the position of my career where things are
Speaker 1: just starting the pop right and and and it's crazy
Speaker 1: because you know, we have we have such a big
Speaker 1: fan base right now and we haven't even started yet, right,
Speaker 1: we haven't been put on any major platform like that
Speaker 1: until now that it's going to happen with Netflix and stuff.
Speaker 3: You got you said you were your Netflix is a joke.
Speaker 3: Set's dropping yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's dropping on their channel on twenty six.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I realized.
Speaker 2: I realized a couple of weeks ago, I was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: this is like south By Southwest for comedians.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or like Coach Hella for comedy.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Bro, Like the whole city was just taking over like
Speaker 2: ten days, Like everywhere there was comedy goals.
Speaker 1: Its way too much like the Forum.
Speaker 3: Every night the Forum had a fucking headliner.
Speaker 1: It was fucking crazy. Yeah, it's it's a beautiful thing, Bro,
Speaker 1: to see that comedy is alive. You know, comedies will
Speaker 1: still alive. It's good to see that. I'm going to
Speaker 1: have work in the future. You'll be fine. But but
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna Like I said, everything's coming. I feel
Speaker 1: like right now, we're just getting ready. So I got
Speaker 1: the personal trainer, you know, times about the wife man,
Speaker 1: you know, just.
Speaker 2: Getting wife's back, personal trainer, getting right.
Speaker 1: You know, getting right, you know, making some investments here
Speaker 1: and there.
Speaker 2: You know, we're investing in just like oh you know,
Speaker 2: besides besides Jodo's to sell Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, well I really just an investment. What is the
Speaker 3: wholesale investing in this?
Speaker 1: I want to invest in. I want to have my
Speaker 1: own landscaping business.
Speaker 2: You don't landscape that'd be great, but what is the
Speaker 2: wholesale cost per per dildo jay?
Speaker 1: Very wholesale calls for We can't talk about that. We
Speaker 1: can't talk. We can't.
Speaker 3: We can't. Okay, okay, they're very expensive. We can't.
Speaker 2: For whatever you're selling them for, just know that the
Speaker 2: margin isn't there. Yeah, they didn't market up that bad.
Speaker 2: Their gold, it's real gold. The batteries somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah there. You got to take a little what and
Speaker 1: you got socks and these are stitched.
Speaker 2: Yeah thereul, But you really want to have a landscaping business.
Speaker 1: Everybody's always got everyone's got yards, bro, No, I want
Speaker 1: to have like the real landscaping.
Speaker 2: But like like like you could build out a backyard
Speaker 2: for somebody, like a green backyard.
Speaker 1: Like like you know, like construction where how they like
Speaker 1: have new plans and ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like you could build out like if someone has a
Speaker 2: sheet of dirt and yeah, yeah, you could go put
Speaker 2: their paradise back there.
Speaker 1: And of course you're gonna have that option. Now we're
Speaker 1: going to maintain maintenance.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: But now, but like that's where it's at. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's premium product right there, that's available online. Oh, there's
Speaker 2: different settings, different settings only ablet the shows?
Speaker 3: Wow, wow, can you dig do that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: My dick can't do that.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: This is something and give it to my wife say
Speaker 3: here you go, Oh yeah, this is all right. How
Speaker 3: do we turn it on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It's intense, bro, I think there you go.
Speaker 1: Let's just take the battery. Yeah.
Speaker 3: What I don't need to do is put this in
Speaker 3: the in the bag that you get and then what
Speaker 3: was this sir?
Speaker 1: Why is it on?
Speaker 3: What were you doing in here?
Speaker 1: Nothing? You fucking creep? Why is there loose? Why are
Speaker 1: your hands shiny? Letting this merchan of? Another man? Another man?
Speaker 1: Who is this guy?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: My goodness.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had like a joke or something like
Speaker 2: where you feel like it offended somebody or they try
Speaker 2: to like really like like have you ever like like
Speaker 2: like felt like scared to be canceled for anything you've
Speaker 2: said on stage?
Speaker 1: I probably I probably should be. I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't know. You know, when you're when you're on that
Speaker 1: tequila man, you know you can say anything, but and
Speaker 1: you feel like you can say anything.
Speaker 3: And if you ever had someone stand up and leave
Speaker 3: your show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I have I have. We've we've had people
Speaker 1: stand up to believe the show because they're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're a you're you're trying to turn the
Speaker 1: r white people against Latinos. And I was like, really, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not. And I was doing like the exact opposite.
Speaker 1: She was just like some drunk lady. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like, for the most part, I get away with uh, murder.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not murder, but I get away
Speaker 1: with a lot of things, mainly because I don't I
Speaker 1: don't say it from like a mean places. I honestly
Speaker 1: say everything. And you're a fucking comedian. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: feel like every comedian should have that characteristic of being
Speaker 1: charismatic enough to say what you want, you know, and
Speaker 1: just like yeah, like you know, yeah, like if I
Speaker 1: say it's okay, but if someone else will to say it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's probably okay, right for sure?
Speaker 2: Man? Is there like like I know a lot of
Speaker 2: people are like you getting a Netflix special that seems
Speaker 2: to be like kind of like the new like hal special,
Speaker 2: Like is that like something that I mean obviously definitely.
Speaker 1: In the works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's in the works.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I mean we're like like the whole team
Speaker 1: at w ME and three Arts have been like amazing, bro.
Speaker 1: Just like when we when we signed with them, things
Speaker 1: just started going, you know, and the meetings that we're
Speaker 1: having and and everything that is, it's all coming together. Bro.
Speaker 2: How hard is it for you to like go from
Speaker 2: like doing like five minutes to ten minutes and then
Speaker 2: like is the jump like bigger from doing ten minutes
Speaker 2: to thirty minutes or doing thirty minutes to an hour.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because you always think you have like twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: and then you compare it to like a real twenty
Speaker 1: minutes that other comedians do, right, and you're like, fuck,
Speaker 1: my shit's I probably really don't have ten minutes, right,
Speaker 1: you know because like once you really cut out the ship,
Speaker 1: that's not even that funny. That vote for you it's funny, right,
Speaker 1: But then you look at yourself five years later, like
Speaker 1: with the Fuss, it was whack, you know, right, So.
Speaker 2: Because now you're when you do you like a headlining show,
Speaker 2: you do an hour? Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's it's
Speaker 2: more of just like an hour just seems like so long.
Speaker 1: I've done it so much now that it's just like
Speaker 1: at this point now we're just perfecting the details of
Speaker 1: the hour, right, or just of the stand up in general,
Speaker 1: of anything we say, you know, we say it, okay,
Speaker 1: it's funny, and now let's just let's get the details
Speaker 1: and cut the fat out now. I'm but yeah, like
Speaker 1: first getting the five minutes, man, that's probably the hardest
Speaker 1: thing to do your first five yeah, like your first
Speaker 1: ten minutes, like you your first real fit two minutes,
Speaker 1: like you know, it's like and and you got to
Speaker 1: go through it and try it in every single audience.
Speaker 1: You gotta do every single room and sometimes those rooms
Speaker 1: are gonna suck ass you're at bars, no one's paying
Speaker 1: attention to you.
Speaker 2: Just like you just got to do all those you
Speaker 2: got the bomb because you I'm sure you bombed before, right, It's.
Speaker 1: Kind of like building like your your your armor so
Speaker 1: you can be ready like if case you do pop
Speaker 1: off and be comfortous. You got to handle so much.
Speaker 1: So it's like like you just got to go through
Speaker 1: everything and just see if you're really built for it
Speaker 1: first for sure. And then I think those are the
Speaker 1: comedy guys just testing, you know, let's see if he
Speaker 1: really wants to be funny. How often do you work
Speaker 1: out like new material. Like uh well, like like working
Speaker 1: that last hour, I had to just run that hour
Speaker 1: multiple times make sure it was good. So but now
Speaker 1: I'm running like for example, I'm finally getting to I
Speaker 1: can finally go out and just build a brand new hour.
Speaker 1: So the way I build a brand new hour just
Speaker 1: going out there and just spitting right, I don't I'll
Speaker 1: funk around with the crowd, and then maybe while I'm
Speaker 1: fucking around the crowd, come up with a bit right there,
Speaker 1: you know, keep big the crowd, you know, keep it
Speaker 1: and then and then, And that's why I would like
Speaker 1: it'll be like RENEV new material night, you know, just
Speaker 1: be like I don't know what I'm gonna say. That's
Speaker 1: what that means. I don't know what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can see what happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, new material.
Speaker 3: That just means we're freestyling tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna say. Yeah, searching, searching
Speaker 1: might not get ship.
Speaker 3: We're freestyling tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't think like when you say your name, don't
Speaker 1: think like guys, I wrote this new joke, Like no,
Speaker 1: just like just means like what's up. That's so I
Speaker 1: can't say those ship now, you know.
Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, man, I fucking I feel like
Speaker 2: being a stand up is like the most like you know,
Speaker 2: because I feel like when you perform, like as a rapper,
Speaker 2: like even if you open up and no one knows
Speaker 2: who the fuck you are, like like you you might
Speaker 2: have like the fucking track playing behind you or some shit.
Speaker 2: I feel like when you're on stage, but even if
Speaker 2: you're in front of ten people, like they're all like
Speaker 2: like they.
Speaker 3: Want to laugh. Yeah, they're here, like they actually want
Speaker 3: to laugh. So if they don't laugh at you, like
Speaker 3: you're fucking not funny.
Speaker 1: Like we wanted to last, Like we're here to laugh.
Speaker 1: So it's like up to you know, like give us something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and rappers like you guys can have like one good hit.
Speaker 3: Like I'm fucking drunk, I'm at the bar.
Speaker 2: If there's some opener on, I'm like whatever, like you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like it's just different. Like but
Speaker 2: if you're like a new comedian, I'm like, shit, everybody's
Speaker 2: just a room full of motherfuckers waiting for you to
Speaker 2: make them laugh.
Speaker 1: Just anytime musician, Right, you have like one good hit
Speaker 1: and you can live off years for.
Speaker 3: That especially in different countries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like man, motherfucking anybody who ever had a G
Speaker 2: unit deal acon No, I'm talking about like the most
Speaker 2: random G unit artists, young book, young buck, hot rod,
Speaker 2: you name it. If they had gunit next to them.
Speaker 2: They were getting booked in like Turkey for like fucking
Speaker 2: ten years. I swear to God like.
Speaker 3: Unit like Chingy.
Speaker 1: I like that, Yes, where's Chinky at now? I don't know?
Speaker 1: I poor guy man for bad for what happened.
Speaker 2: He said that like his whole career was the derailed
Speaker 2: because he was uh lied on a trans woman said
Speaker 2: that they had sex, but she later admitted that she lied,
Speaker 2: but like people stopped sucking with him, damn. So he
Speaker 2: was like yo from like he kind of could pinpoint
Speaker 2: like from when his career because this motherfucker Chingy was huge.
Speaker 2: He was on the cover double like sale like he
Speaker 2: was a big deal, and that ship happened and he
Speaker 2: just like knowing fuck with him. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: CHINGI had some hits. Man shout out the chin right
Speaker 2: right there. He had the song with pulling Me back
Speaker 2: in Holiday and was it was snow.
Speaker 1: He had the uh this, he had the low key,
Speaker 1: he had the low key t I beef. Yeah he
Speaker 1: did nobody notice that.
Speaker 3: Houston, That that singer who dug his eye out. I
Speaker 3: like that, remember that? I like that? Oh yeah, wait
Speaker 3: to party yet, fucking Chan.
Speaker 1: We'll help you come back. I don't believe it.
Speaker 2: Would you take a private booking at Diddy's house right now?
Speaker 2: Like since he was your childhood idol? Like just like, hey, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm sad right now. The world's turning against me. Just
Speaker 2: come tell me me and King comb some oaks, I
Speaker 2: think right, one hundred grand ten minutes he buys, and yeah,
Speaker 2: and and and he'll have the the we invented the
Speaker 2: remix outfit on the leather pants.
Speaker 1: To hats Cartovity. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Yeah, fucking all those guys will be there. Mark
Speaker 2: Curry will be there. G Debt might pop out. What's
Speaker 2: fresh out of prison?
Speaker 1: No, you know I gonna do it. My wife hates
Speaker 1: him so much right now, I can't do it, yo,
Speaker 1: But I would like to have a conversation and be like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 3: So what happened?
Speaker 1: Bro okay? Is everything okay? They're okay? Man. You used
Speaker 1: to be the inventor of the remix you know, I
Speaker 1: would just like to see if he's okay, get him
Speaker 1: some help.
Speaker 3: Can we get some more remixes?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think with the Diddy think it's.
Speaker 1: Like because that that Heisha Cole song the Last Night, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Great song, that was a gad banger. So last train
Speaker 3: in Paris too heard the.
Speaker 1: Ending of it, he the any of it. Probably definitely
Speaker 1: when when Diddy's like fucking over here, like that's the
Speaker 1: motherfucker phone, bitch, you know, phone, come over right now
Speaker 1: and beat that motherfucker up he said it.
Speaker 2: I remember that the signs were there the whole time, Yes, Jesus,
Speaker 2: I mean I think the signs are there the whole time.
Speaker 1: But you know, I mean now, I wish Biggie was
Speaker 1: here to give us his perspective because if he's doing that, he's.
Speaker 3: Definitely I don't think he was doing that in the nineties.
Speaker 1: How do you know?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
Speaker 2: I feel like once you become like super rich, super powerful,
Speaker 2: things get weirder.
Speaker 1: I think I think when I think in the nineties
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 3: Getting warmed up to being that dude, you know, he.
Speaker 1: Would have got checked for sure, for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been mentioned.
Speaker 2: It would have been mentioned on Hit Him Up like
Speaker 2: Tupac definitely would have if he had some You know,
Speaker 2: if Diddy was out here didland in the nineties.
Speaker 3: We would have heard about it on Hit him.
Speaker 1: Up, Got him on that. You know, it is what
Speaker 1: it is, man, I feel like, uh, give me anything,
Speaker 1: maybe CT or something.
Speaker 3: Do we think he has CT?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to come up with it
Speaker 1: to get an Yeah, like, how did this character come up? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't see us getting super vision and
Speaker 1: powerful and usually gonna start doing that. Well, how look
Speaker 1: at Bulet He.
Speaker 3: Just beat the shit out of his white shrugger down Magnolia.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody out here getting money and thinking like that?
Speaker 1: Like what happened to him? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Something happened, something, something happened. Listen, man, there's been some
Speaker 2: famous people who you look. I am very capable of
Speaker 2: separating the art from the artist.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I still enjoy Michael Jackson's music despite allocations. I can
Speaker 2: enjoy who else did? We're just talking about that.
Speaker 1: I love R Kelly, I mean he's.
Speaker 2: I used to enjoy Aaron Highlights, Yeah, Aaron Hernandez. I
Speaker 2: mean if you're if you're a fucking Patriots fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not.
Speaker 3: You know some of the best highlights that we had
Speaker 3: not giving those rings.
Speaker 1: Bad bro bro Hey, that was funny. That was funny
Speaker 1: when the most No, it was a super Bowl and
Speaker 1: scored a touchdown and his touchdown celebration was digging up,
Speaker 1: digging up something.
Speaker 2: But he was just like and then he was like
Speaker 2: they said he was gay too, right, yes, yes, yes, wow,
Speaker 2: poor guy.
Speaker 1: And he said he had a lover in jail too.
Speaker 1: I watched the Netflix ship. This is crazy.
Speaker 3: I feel bad for his kids, like they're gonna grow
Speaker 3: up and be like, damn.
Speaker 1: My dad was like, well, that's that's the rumor that
Speaker 1: he killed himself, because if he killed himself, that was
Speaker 1: the only way that the Patriots will give his family
Speaker 1: and his family the remaining one of the contract was
Speaker 1: like like, like, you want out of his death, So
Speaker 1: it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Kind of a noble thing for a murderer to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, about the most you know, if there was
Speaker 2: any redemption to be like, if they themselves so Cassie
Speaker 2: could get a settlement or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They also said, uh, like if you're if you're
Speaker 1: most likely to kill someone you're most likely to kill
Speaker 1: yourself as well.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, Yeah, because you're not well if I
Speaker 2: feel like, if you get into life.
Speaker 1: It's not as hard kill himself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you're a murderer, you know, you're probably it's probably
Speaker 2: a lot easier to do everything else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything else, it's fucked up, not as hard.
Speaker 1: I just killed I killed a few guys. I just
Speaker 1: killed you guys in my trunk. Imagine murdered. Like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm scared of heights man, Yeah, fuck I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't get on the fucking incredible haulk it's six flags.
Speaker 1: Just fucking kills somebody. You're fucking scared of a roller coaster? Bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Once you kill somebody, it's it's up from there. Hold
Speaker 2: down anyway, Well, listen, man, you're when when does your
Speaker 2: Netflix is a joke?
Speaker 1: Set drop the twenty six of this of May? So
Speaker 1: what the fuck is today? Today's like the twenty fourth.
Speaker 3: It comes out Sunday, So by the time people watch this, it'll.
Speaker 1: Be he'll be out already. Man. So go on YouTube
Speaker 1: right now, Go on Netflix as a joke and type
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Speaker 2: Where can people purchase Obviously at the show you can
Speaker 2: buy dil those but everywhere else so you can, yeah,
Speaker 2: renee vaka dot net Yeah, everything everything there was dot
Speaker 2: com taken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's taking over. Right who's got the dot com?
Speaker 1: I think I think we're gonna get that right now?
Speaker 1: Is there another guy or another reneeo? Well, there's actually
Speaker 1: people that actually own something else that was Renee vodka.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we know we're gonna get the dot com soon.
Speaker 1: But for now, done that and get some T shirts.
Speaker 1: Get some T shirts. Man, go follow my homeo homeboy.
Speaker 1: Butleg keV Man, we're gonna we're gonna get Butleg kept
Speaker 1: to a show. When's your next l A show? This weekend? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this weekend. But I do my show once a month
Speaker 1: at the Laugh Factory. It's called leg Day. That's what
Speaker 1: this is. You know what I'm saying, this logo is
Speaker 1: it's leg Day, man, It's what the logo is on
Speaker 1: the merch. You know when you put your one leg
Speaker 1: up on your beach. You know what I'm saying. That's
Speaker 1: just to give her an extra happy, give an extra
Speaker 1: half finch, you know, or just to give it one
Speaker 1: leg up in life, you know what I mean? A
Speaker 1: lot of you guys.
Speaker 3: Have you ever put your leg up like that and
Speaker 3: got in your ass eating.
Speaker 1: Damn, that's a different fucking level of leg right there.
Speaker 1: I never fucking heard nothing like that. Dude, you be
Speaker 1: doing that bootleg can.
Speaker 3: It may or may not have happened to be up
Speaker 3: there with that.
Speaker 1: He's a real bootleg man. Heah, yeah, he has girls
Speaker 1: the room like, Yeah, you guys want to meet the
Speaker 1: real bootleg keV? No, because what.
Speaker 3: Happens and then you got your leg up and then
Speaker 3: you're getting head and.
Speaker 1: Ye see the real boutlet care.
Speaker 4: Get that bootleg Kev's what you wanted up, bitch, you
Speaker 4: wanted that boutlet keV. Anyway, le day it's leg Laugh Factory,
Speaker 4: Laugh Factory once a month, usually the last Wednesday of
Speaker 4: every month.
Speaker 2: There it is last Wednesday of the month, usually last
Speaker 2: Wednesday of the month. All right, I gotta come on
Speaker 2: a Wednesday. Yeah, I'm in there.
Speaker 3: My guy appreciate you pulling up, brother of course.
Speaker 1: Man, And I heard your own pizza place. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go get some pizza.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here'sssing the pizza guy pizza a pizza psycho at
Speaker 2: the bar.
Speaker 3: Some elbow that you fucking did was a bad you
Speaker 3: fucking was he busting?
Speaker 1: Was he out there diddling? He was diddling diddling?
Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, well, Grene, appreciate your brother, Thank you for
Speaker 3: coming out.
Speaker 1: God bless you, thank you. Fire good ship