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Speaker 2: All from uh Sarah, Hello, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 3: Uh? My name is Sarah.
Speaker 1: What's up? Sarah?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Uh So I've been doing something pretty
Speaker 3: naughty at work that I shouldn't be doing And I
Speaker 3: don't know how such people on going because it's making
Speaker 3: me some money, but it's really illegal.
Speaker 1: Do you do you want to talk about it on
Speaker 1: a podcast in front of one hundred people.
Speaker 3: I'm not using my real name, and I don't think
Speaker 3: I know anyone that worked and watching the show, so
Speaker 3: I think I'm.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, sure, what's what? What's going on?
Speaker 3: Well? I work at a hospital setting technically like in
Speaker 3: the pharmacy area. Uh, and you know, we throw away
Speaker 3: a lot of pills, so I sometimes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know exactly what you you You take the
Speaker 1: pills and then you sell them to people. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: mmm okay, Uh how long have you been doing this?
Speaker 3: About a year?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: What I mean? What kinds of people? Are you selling
Speaker 1: them to?
Speaker 3: People who I don't see at all?
Speaker 1: Like how do you how do you find these people
Speaker 1: that you sell them to?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm it's my boyfriend's coworkers, but they don't know
Speaker 3: it's me, okay.
Speaker 1: And what you're getting them out of there? What you're
Speaker 1: getting them out of the garbage?
Speaker 3: No, I mean they're like it's just so easy, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like not that hard to take them.
Speaker 1: So if that makes sense, sure, I mean I mean, well,
Speaker 1: where where are you taking them? After them from? What
Speaker 1: do you mean like like well, like you're not just
Speaker 1: taking pills off people's desks?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no. People. So we have
Speaker 3: at the station where they order it, and then it
Speaker 3: gets to me. And then I saw the prescriptions and
Speaker 3: there's there's a shelves of all these meds and I
Speaker 3: don't get thrown away because they changed the NBC or
Speaker 3: you know, just a lot of little pharmacy technical stuff,
Speaker 3: and I mean it just closed into ways. So I
Speaker 3: just kind of sometimes, you know, I just kind of
Speaker 3: like in front of my pocket, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Okay, al right, so you work well at a pharmacy
Speaker 1: or a hospital? He said, yeah, okay, what do you
Speaker 1: do there?
Speaker 3: I saw people's prescriptions?
Speaker 1: Okay? And did you go to college for like medical
Speaker 1: something or rather?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? And what's your ultimate goal in life?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I don't really have one. Okay, I
Speaker 3: guess make a lot of money one day or more money?
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you what do you care about?
Speaker 2: My cat?
Speaker 1: Okay? CA's how old you are?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I am turning twenty three.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you told anyone else that you're doing this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Like like you like literally me and the people listening
Speaker 1: are the first people to know. Yeah, your boyfriend doesn't know.
Speaker 1: Nobody else knows.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend knows because he's the one like supplying it.
Speaker 1: Okay, And what this is like adderall and like xanax
Speaker 1: and ships.
Speaker 3: Uh no, they're like like pp helpers.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're you're stealing and you're you're you're selling black
Speaker 1: market viagra.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but but like it's still like it's the
Speaker 3: genuine stuff, you know what I mean. It's well like sketchy,
Speaker 3: I'm not selling pensan al, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Wait, so your boy so so a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: with small dicks come to your boyfriend and you're their
Speaker 1: viagra plug. Basically Okay, that makes this a lot funnier.
Speaker 1: Still illegal, but funnier.
Speaker 3: I like I should stopp soon, just because you know,
Speaker 3: anytime I do it, I get like super nervous and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I maybe they caught me this time,
Speaker 3: and it's kind of like a little game in my head.
Speaker 3: You know, I should probably stop.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm make you money.
Speaker 1: Well, even though it's funnier, it's still like, here's the
Speaker 1: thing you have you looked into what the consequences.
Speaker 3: Are for doing I know what they are, and you're very.
Speaker 1: Tell me what they are.
Speaker 3: I could get in big trouble.
Speaker 1: Tell me what kind of trouble.
Speaker 3: Well, I could lose my job and I won't be
Speaker 3: able to work at like a pharmacy anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, would you go to jail?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, Really, you can't.
Speaker 1: I feel like this. I feel like this sounds like
Speaker 1: something you can go to jail for.
Speaker 3: No. I think they'll just revoke your your centification or
Speaker 3: anything you had, and you won't be able to work
Speaker 3: in that sitting anymore.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm no lawyer, but this sounds one hundred
Speaker 1: like something you can go to jail for.
Speaker 3: I I've seen a few cases and I don't think
Speaker 3: they go to jail. But maybe I guess if that's
Speaker 3: the worst of the worst.
Speaker 1: All right, let's you know I want to do. Let's
Speaker 1: do something I'm gonna I'm gonna you and me right now.
Speaker 1: What's your name against Sarah?
Speaker 3: Sarah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah, Okay, Sarah. I want you to like I
Speaker 1: want you to imagine that you were caught doing this.
Speaker 1: Who these the fuck is in the background right now
Speaker 1: yelling at the teacher.
Speaker 3: Sorry, he's my boyfriend's watching his friends, pretty league?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to him real quick? Actually? Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean I don't have to. It doesn't want to talk
Speaker 1: talk to you?
Speaker 3: Is that there? He could?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You think some of the fucking lease Hello, mister, See
Speaker 1: you're lucky. I'm not gonna rat you out.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good. I don't even know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: You have an underground viagra operation.
Speaker 6: You about the via, not about the viagrah is this
Speaker 6: is this guy? Trust?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 1: Okay, So what you're what do you go? You know
Speaker 1: how you know how Walter Whitey has his Heisenberg? Do
Speaker 1: you have something like that? Like, uh, like you're the
Speaker 1: dick supplier, you're the boner man. I don't know what
Speaker 1: do you do? You have a secret drug dealer name.
Speaker 6: It's weird because like I only deal with like older men,
Speaker 6: and they kind of think that stuff kind of like gay.
Speaker 6: You know, they don't really give me a little nickname.
Speaker 1: What they think calling you the boner man is gay.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I tried making jokes like that to them, and they
Speaker 6: just fucking think I'm weird. So, you know, I just
Speaker 6: I just go with I'm like, all right.
Speaker 1: So you what, so what do you? What do you
Speaker 1: do for a living?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 6: I work on cards?
Speaker 1: Okay? How long you have been doing the how long
Speaker 1: you've been doing the boner thing for?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: I haven't that long?
Speaker 4: Like a year?
Speaker 3: Like a year?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you just as worried as are you just as
Speaker 1: worried as Sarah is about getting caught?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: I'm cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I tell you though. You know, I never I
Speaker 6: never pressured her out. It just happened one day when
Speaker 6: my coirkers were asking me, like, your girlfriend works at
Speaker 6: a pharmacy hunt, I'm like yeah, and they're like, can
Speaker 6: you get me by like my old coach?
Speaker 1: Wait, here's my thing, by the way, here's my thing
Speaker 1: with all this? How fucking hard is it to get viagra?
Speaker 1: There's like commercials for it on TV? Why is it
Speaker 1: so difficult? Why is it so difficult for old men
Speaker 1: to get viagra that they need to, you know, talk
Speaker 1: to a bunch of twenty year olds about it.
Speaker 6: I don't know, I've asked them the same thing. I'm
Speaker 6: assuming they'd have a limit and they just go over it.
Speaker 2: So they're trying.
Speaker 1: Okay, So they're trying to get like a super boner,
Speaker 1: which is like a medically not okay, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Because how would you like? They sometimes have to pop
Speaker 6: like three viagras just to get anything going.
Speaker 1: You know, if one of these guys Dix falls off,
Speaker 1: are you going to feel responsible?
Speaker 6: I tell him every time, I'm super cautious. I'm like, look, dude,
Speaker 6: like I don't know what your conditions are, but like
Speaker 6: start off with like a half a.
Speaker 4: Pill, you know, just to see how you feel.
Speaker 1: How are you going to feel when you know your
Speaker 1: viagra dealing leads to a man growing a penis the
Speaker 1: size of a tree that falls down on his neighbor's
Speaker 1: house and kills his whole family. That's on your hands
Speaker 1: if that happens.
Speaker 3: That's just something I gotta deal with.
Speaker 6: Baby.
Speaker 1: Listen, let me talk to your girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Again, Yes, sir, I talking to you, mister.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: I do want you to imagine that you've been caught
Speaker 1: for this. Yeah, I want you to imagine you've been
Speaker 1: caught for this, and I want you to imagine that
Speaker 1: you are sentenced to uh five years in federal prison. Listen,
Speaker 1: I want you to imagine that you were sentenced to
Speaker 1: five years in federal prison. I know you had no idea,
Speaker 1: right like I want you to. I want you to actually,
Speaker 1: genuinely for a second pretend in your mind that you
Speaker 1: have just been sentenced to five years in federal prison.
Speaker 1: Can you do that for me?
Speaker 3: You know the moments when like I do the thing
Speaker 3: and I get home and I think about it, and
Speaker 3: you know, knowing there's cameras just just just.
Speaker 1: Out just right now, just right, just right now, imagine
Speaker 1: that you've been sentenced to five years of federal prison.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: What do you wish you could do?
Speaker 3: I what I wish?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess if.
Speaker 1: You guys say you would wish you didn't do it? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And now back to the now. Now, now God has
Speaker 1: blessed you with this second chance to not go to
Speaker 1: federal prison. You okay, that's I will leave it at that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess. Wait, so like if I haven't left
Speaker 3: over now, can I still saw that does not steal anymore?
Speaker 3: Or I got to throw those away?
Speaker 1: I don't know, give him to a throw him in
Speaker 1: the forest. And then next time when you're walking around,
Speaker 1: you'll see a bunch of foxes with huge cocks and
Speaker 1: you can take pictures of them and put them on
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, we'll pull them out.
Speaker 4: Then.
Speaker 1: Uh, what is your name again? Sarah?
Speaker 2: Sarah?
Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to say to the people
Speaker 1: of the computer before we go?
Speaker 3: Have a good cereal meal with me, Have a good night.
Speaker 5: Bye all from Will.
Speaker 4: Hello, how are you hey? There's it going? This is Lyle.
Speaker 1: This is Lyle. How are you, dude?
Speaker 4: I'm good. I think I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 1: You sound you sound like that you're in a complex place.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, To be honest, the last year of my
Speaker 4: life has been pretty crazy, man.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, do you do I talk about it
Speaker 1: on a podcast?
Speaker 4: Maybe part of it?
Speaker 1: All right, well, I got I got nothing else to
Speaker 1: do but hang out on the phone with you for
Speaker 1: however long I feel like doing that.
Speaker 2: So what's up?
Speaker 4: So? Yeah, basically, six months ago I was traveling in
Speaker 4: Europe and fell off an uber shooter and shattered my teeth,
Speaker 4: almost died and spent the night in the hospital and
Speaker 4: it was just absolutely life changing and I had to
Speaker 4: completely change or I guess take a break from my
Speaker 4: job and start uber ing and just everything kind of
Speaker 4: slipped his life upside down.
Speaker 1: So an uber ride led to more uber rides.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a fucked up way to put it.
Speaker 1: I thought about it like that.
Speaker 4: I'm in an uber loop.
Speaker 1: You're in an ober loop.
Speaker 4: I gotta get out.
Speaker 1: Okay. So you were in Europe and your face broke Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you were you're going too fast on the scooter
Speaker 1: and you hit something.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was way too fast and I was
Speaker 4: a way too drunk on the scooter. Don't don't. I
Speaker 4: don't use those scooters. People don't. Don't use them.
Speaker 1: They scare me, dude, especially like I'll like get stoned
Speaker 1: with h my friends or whatever, or walking to a
Speaker 1: place and it's like, hey, we should take the scooter.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, hell no, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: yeah in the with cars and I like walking. It's
Speaker 1: the cool thing about the cool thing about walking. You
Speaker 1: can get you can do any drug and walk around
Speaker 1: and you're fine. Like you can like you can't. You
Speaker 1: can get drunk, you can do PCP, you can get high,
Speaker 1: you and just walk and you're fine. You're not breaking
Speaker 1: any law. I mean you, I mean that you are
Speaker 1: but for some stuff. But with a car or scooter
Speaker 1: a bike, it's it's the whole thing to get fucked
Speaker 1: up and do that stuff.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean you can die, literally.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can.
Speaker 1: You can you can super die.
Speaker 4: I hear that. Uh, running around doing math is fun.
Speaker 1: There's probably a probably a I like in the Bell
Speaker 1: curve of what I am. I don't know anything about
Speaker 1: math in the Bell curve of what I imagine. Getting high
Speaker 1: on math is like it probably like the peak of it,
Speaker 1: running around high on meth that moment, not when consideration
Speaker 1: of the with the aftermath, both physical and whatever you
Speaker 1: did while you were high on the math, the just
Speaker 1: being in that moment, probably yeah, probably awesome, probably super sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that might be. You know why so
Speaker 4: many meth heads run from cops because it's just like
Speaker 4: a fun game.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: So many people in meth run away from cut Well,
Speaker 1: they probably run away from cops because they are under
Speaker 1: the impression that if the cops find them, they will
Speaker 1: send them to jail for uh something, and they don't
Speaker 1: want to do that, so they run away, or.
Speaker 4: They just really don't want to lose the game.
Speaker 1: All right, So you broke your face on an overscooter.
Speaker 1: What where in Europe was this? I was in Budapest, Okay,
Speaker 1: what were you doing there?
Speaker 4: So I'm a musician. I was on a tour, so
Speaker 4: I was literally in in the city for like twelve
Speaker 4: hours and this happened.
Speaker 1: Uh see see you're you're you're you were a touring
Speaker 1: musician doing a gig in Budapest and you thought that
Speaker 1: you couldn't.
Speaker 4: Die exactly A.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been, there's been.
Speaker 4: This has been my past six months now has been
Speaker 4: realizing I can die.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. I don't know why I think
Speaker 1: that I can't. I don't know why. I think I'm
Speaker 1: like the main character or something. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I'm in a car and I'm like, why have it's been?
Speaker 1: I've been alive for twenty five years so far. That's
Speaker 1: a good, a phenomenal track record of not dying. I'm
Speaker 1: just never gonna die.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, you mean you could have died the first
Speaker 4: year totally year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I have no real I have no idea
Speaker 1: why I think I can't die. Okay, So you've been,
Speaker 1: you've been understanding that you and what are you doing
Speaker 1: with that new understanding how is that affecting you?
Speaker 4: So basically I kind of took a step back from
Speaker 4: the whole music thing and this decided to just kind
Speaker 4: of stack cash on Uber as much as you can
Speaker 4: stack stack some cash on Uber, and I eventually booked
Speaker 4: a more long term job that I don't really want
Speaker 4: to disclose, also doing music, but it's just a little
Speaker 4: bit more professional and consistent. Has insurance, you know, as are.
Speaker 1: You doing jingles for a vacuum company?
Speaker 4: No, although that sounds sustainable mhm.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have a new job that does involve
Speaker 1: music and they will give you a dental benefits to
Speaker 1: fix your fucked up teeth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's pretty that's pretty cool. That's pretty good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it feels more adult, Uh what I feel like
Speaker 8: drinking on tour and stuff. It's not that kind of
Speaker 8: the debaucher lower level.
Speaker 1: Did you not feel like an adult when you were
Speaker 1: engaging in such debauchery and being on tour and doing
Speaker 1: all these things?
Speaker 4: I guess I felt like uh manchild? Yeah, mhm.
Speaker 1: Was any part of you breaking your face and having
Speaker 1: to change your life? Did anything good come out of it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I definitely realized the important people in my life
Speaker 4: because a few days after I got back from the States,
Speaker 4: I actually had some friends, like a falling out with
Speaker 4: some friends who uh you know, it ended up being
Speaker 4: better that they weren't in my life any longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that is the thing. Bad bad times tend
Speaker 1: to kind of show you who's the most important folks
Speaker 1: in your life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, for sure. And I just have like a
Speaker 4: general appreciation for being alive. You know, you always talk
Speaker 4: about that on the podcast, but it's really important to
Speaker 4: wake up and be like, shit, I can breathe and
Speaker 4: take a shower and drink some coffee right now.
Speaker 1: No, it's the bad I've thought it's the best. Uh.
Speaker 1: I felt like I do all these things to like
Speaker 1: try to make life better or whatever. Like you that's
Speaker 1: why you try to achieve shit. But I mean I
Speaker 1: don't know, like, yeah, the fact that you can just
Speaker 1: drink water is kind of sick. Yeah, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like it's the best.
Speaker 4: Thing most people, especially living in America, most people's basic
Speaker 4: needs are like pretty easily met. You know, this country
Speaker 4: kind of bis money, so like for the most part,
Speaker 4: people are can can be comfortable. And I think it's
Speaker 4: very like very beneficial to really kind of soak in
Speaker 4: as much gratitude as you can with whatever shitty job
Speaker 4: you got and you're broken, apartment ship and all that
Speaker 4: just gotta like kind of push through it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying this new thing. If I'm hanging out with
Speaker 1: someone and I don't like them, I'm still I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm still thinking in my head. I'm like, it's an
Speaker 1: honor to like be this is all. It's very spiritually whatever,
Speaker 1: bullshit thing. But I'm like, if I don't, if I'm
Speaker 1: with somebody i don't like them, I'm like, man, it's
Speaker 1: kind of just an honor to be with anyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, yeah, because sometimes you're alone and it sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 4: those moments in life where you just feel like, jeezs
Speaker 4: I wish there was just somebody that fucking bullshit with.
Speaker 1: Do you make what kind of music do you make?
Speaker 1: To make metal music?
Speaker 4: I do make metal music. The band I was playing
Speaker 4: with was a little bit more like a traditional kind
Speaker 4: of goth But I honestly make whatever music makes me
Speaker 4: the most money at the period of life I'm in
Speaker 4: because I doesn't do anything like fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Now with this goth music does being on stage and
Speaker 1: having like fucked up teeth and scars and stuff. Doesn't
Speaker 1: that make you look cooler?
Speaker 4: It was definitely an intense feeling, but thankfully none of
Speaker 4: my front teeth shattered. It was all like the back ones,
Speaker 4: so I can smile for the most part. Like I
Speaker 4: only had to have, you know, one replaced at this
Speaker 4: point in the front.
Speaker 1: What's going on with the other folks in the band?
Speaker 4: In the band right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh well, they're you know, obviously gotta find a different
Speaker 4: drummer while I'm I'm doing this other job because it's
Speaker 4: gonna keep me occupied traveling and stuff. So in about
Speaker 4: six months, we're gonna kind of touch base and see
Speaker 4: where everyone's at. And it's a kind of situation where
Speaker 4: they kind of replace members all the time. So I
Speaker 4: was a little bit of a feeling.
Speaker 1: Does that make you sad?
Speaker 4: Uh No, it's just kind of a business. You know.
Speaker 4: They're a lot older than me too, like by like
Speaker 4: twenty five years, you know, so there's an element of
Speaker 4: like mentorship a little bit, and it's good to keep
Speaker 4: your distance with some of that.
Speaker 1: How old are you thirty damn? So they're like they're
Speaker 1: like fifty five.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they've been doing it since the since the
Speaker 4: late seventies.
Speaker 1: Are you, like, before this tour, had you had a
Speaker 1: long history of gigs that involved like music or was
Speaker 1: it always like half something not music half music.
Speaker 4: No, I once I graduated, I went to music college.
Speaker 4: Once I graduated from music college, I spent like a
Speaker 4: year h still living in Boston and working in a kitchen,
Speaker 4: and then I just decided to move back to Tampa,
Speaker 4: where I'm from and kind of start teaching and playing gigs.
Speaker 4: And I was able to solely make music for a
Speaker 4: living for you know, eight or nine years up until
Speaker 4: six months ago, which you know, I'm just considering it
Speaker 4: a little break. I'm not quitting by any means.
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you bummed that you feel like you're gonnaet kicked
Speaker 1: out of this band?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not really getting kicked out because I kind of.
Speaker 2: Made the decision.
Speaker 4: Uh, the the atmosphere was a little chaotic, and at
Speaker 4: this point in my life, I just need something that
Speaker 4: pays consistently and is a little calmer so I can
Speaker 4: reassess and see what I'm trying to move, you know,
Speaker 4: to to another city, maybe another country. So I'm just
Speaker 4: kind of in a a little bit of a I
Speaker 4: don't know what word.
Speaker 1: To say, transitionary period.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good, Yeah, that's that's perfect.
Speaker 1: What what kind of are you going? You're going to
Speaker 1: go back to Budapest and become a construction worker and
Speaker 1: go to the asphalt where you fell and take a
Speaker 1: jackhammer and like destroy it so that you can kind
Speaker 1: of avenge your teeth.
Speaker 4: You know, it's funny. The day after the accident, I
Speaker 4: went back with the tour manager who was with me,
Speaker 4: and we went to the spot just so I can
Speaker 4: kind of see it and take in like what happened.
Speaker 4: And I picked my teeth up off the ground.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, wait, you picked your teeth up off the
Speaker 1: ground the day after.
Speaker 4: The next day. Yeah, there's like a little little blood
Speaker 4: drops in my teeth, like right right on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: I'm so surprised that nobody because if I saw teeth
Speaker 1: on the look, if I saw teeth on the ground,
Speaker 1: I'd leave them there. But there's like probably some weird
Speaker 1: guy walking around Budapest like looking for teeth. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: that they were still there.
Speaker 4: What are you saying it's that time country.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know anything about it, but because I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about it. That could be a thing
Speaker 1: happening there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know anything. All I know is
Speaker 4: that they're hungry.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here, man, What you doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah? So yeah, I guess that's about it. Man. Like
Speaker 4: I had to play another like twenty shows after that
Speaker 4: without any real like medical treatment. So it's pretty much
Speaker 4: the most intense period of my life that I.
Speaker 1: Hope I have played twenty shows after that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I couldn't even like like I was drinking soup and
Speaker 4: I couldn't talk for like four days.
Speaker 1: Fuck man, Because look when you told me this, I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, Okay, if halfway because I'm going on
Speaker 1: a big, crazy tour, and I was like, okay, if
Speaker 1: like halfway through my tour, I'm like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to do this anymore. I'll just you know, get myself
Speaker 1: into a car accident and then I won't have to
Speaker 1: do anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, but I'm like, oh fuck I could do I'm
Speaker 1: sill gonna have to do the shows even if I
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And you're gonna have to do them.
Speaker 1: Without talking, all right, I can? I mean whatever. I
Speaker 1: just usually I don't talk that much on my show anyway,
Speaker 1: I just kind of stare and other.
Speaker 4: People talk, so I can do that. Oh my god. Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: But you know, entertainer to entertainer, be careful when you're
Speaker 4: when you're in foreign places.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm gonna go ahead. Look, and you know this,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna weak. There's you can't blame Budapest for this.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I definitely don't think I paid fact that
Speaker 1: you were in a foreign country at all.
Speaker 4: Hey, I paid. Uh, I had like an initial dentist visit,
Speaker 4: and I paid twenty five dollars for them to take
Speaker 4: you know, some shreds and teeth out, and a twenty
Speaker 4: five dollars dentist visit does not exist in America.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you being in a foreign country was helpful
Speaker 1: in this situation, because if you bust on the teeth
Speaker 1: in Texas, you'd be fucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Like I didn't have to pay a huge
Speaker 4: The hospital bill was fifty bucks. You know.
Speaker 1: You know when we first started this conversation, you seemed
Speaker 1: like super bummed, and I'm sure you are, but you
Speaker 1: seem more chill about it now.
Speaker 4: Yeah. To be honest, I was just like a little nervous.
Speaker 4: I had like, I've just drank a beer and I
Speaker 4: only tried like two times before you picked up, So
Speaker 4: I was just a little bit surprised trying.
Speaker 1: To sound you got you got that one beer confidence
Speaker 1: in you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's time for two?
Speaker 1: What's your name again?
Speaker 8: Will?
Speaker 1: Is there anything else do you want to say to
Speaker 1: the people of the computer before we go? Will?
Speaker 4: Now? Just uh, peace and love and stay gecked up man?
Speaker 1: Later baby? Oh yeah, you know what, maybe I'll have
Speaker 1: a beer later too, or I'll have two beers later.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not that much of an alcohol guy.
Speaker 1: I'm a big weed guy. Well that was just I
Speaker 1: don't know why I said any of those things just now.
Speaker 1: It felt pointless.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Paul from Thomas, Hello, Hello, how
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 1: How am I?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for asking. I appreciate that. It was nice
Speaker 1: of you to ask me. That was a very polite
Speaker 1: thing that you did.
Speaker 3: Just now.
Speaker 1: I welcome, I'm okay, I'm all right. Where are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5: I'm just in my college dorm, just vibing, drawing.
Speaker 3: What do you draw you?
Speaker 1: What are you drawing?
Speaker 5: I'm drawing for my thesis project. I'm I'm an art major.
Speaker 1: What are you drawing?
Speaker 5: I'm drawing backgrounds for an animated short I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: Make Oh yeah, okay, what background are we drawing right now?
Speaker 5: Old western town?
Speaker 1: An old western town, like with a saloon and a
Speaker 1: general store and all that. Oh yeah, are there any
Speaker 1: horses or cowboys or cowgirls?
Speaker 5: Or oh there's cowboys. I'm not doing horses.
Speaker 1: Okay, what uh?
Speaker 2: What do you look like?
Speaker 5: Guinea Caucasian mail? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, what How big are your hands? I'm trying to imagine.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to imagine you sitting where you're sitting,
Speaker 1: doing what you're doing.
Speaker 5: I mean, I got pretty normal size hands. I got
Speaker 5: weird fingers. They can bend weirdly, like.
Speaker 1: How weirdly they can? Can they bend backwards?
Speaker 4: They?
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty far back?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Are you drawing on paper or are you drawing on
Speaker 1: a digital?
Speaker 2: Slight thing digital?
Speaker 1: If somebody came into your dorm right now and took
Speaker 1: your tablet and your computer and slammed them on the
Speaker 1: ground and went that's what you get and then stormed out,
Speaker 1: how would you react to that situation? I mean, tiste, why.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, sorry, what was the question again?
Speaker 1: You Well, you said you'd be pissed. So you heard me, right?
Speaker 5: I heard something. I heard that they took the tablet.
Speaker 1: You said, yes, they they take the tablet, and they
Speaker 1: take your tablet, and they take your laptop and they
Speaker 1: throw it on the ground and they go that's what
Speaker 1: you get and they storm out. How would you feel?
Speaker 4: I feel ill, feel hurt.
Speaker 5: I know, I don't know why they're doing this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if somebody uh no, no, you don't know
Speaker 1: them at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I'd be a little more scared of
Speaker 5: anything because there's just this random person somehow got into
Speaker 5: my dorm and then got into my room.
Speaker 1: Okay, what if or whoever you're imagining is the person
Speaker 1: that did the first thing? Okay, what if somebody what
Speaker 1: went into your dorm, patted you on the head and said,
Speaker 1: hey man, you're doing a great job, and then left.
Speaker 1: How would you feel?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 5: I also would be scared, but at the same time,
Speaker 5: I feel kind of kind of happy that they did that.
Speaker 1: Those are both scary situations for sure, for sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, either way, I'm gonna be scared and call the cops.
Speaker 1: You would, So if somebody came into your room, patted
Speaker 1: you on the head and said you're doing a great job.
Speaker 1: You would you'd and then left. You'd call the cops
Speaker 1: on them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because in the moment, I'm going to be terrified
Speaker 5: he somehow got into my room and he's he's touching me.
Speaker 5: But then afterwards, after like the whole situation settles, the
Speaker 5: cops come and assume take him.
Speaker 1: I'd be kind of like, you know what, that's pretty cool, huh,
Speaker 1: would say you feel But so when the cops came
Speaker 1: and they handcuffed him and took him away, you'd be like,
Speaker 1: I should have just let it go.
Speaker 5: No, No, I still be happy they took him away,
Speaker 5: but at the same time happy I'm trying to make
Speaker 5: good add this weird situation. So it just kind of
Speaker 5: feels it kind of feels good that this person chose
Speaker 5: me have everyone in the world to pat me on
Speaker 5: the hand say I'm doing a good job, But the
Speaker 5: same time, I don't want in my room.
Speaker 1: Would you visit him in prison?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What if he wrote you a letter and said that
Speaker 1: he loves you and he misses you and he wants
Speaker 1: to see you.
Speaker 5: I think the same thing again, I would be scared,
Speaker 5: but like when some time passed by, I'd be like, wow,
Speaker 5: I have everyone.
Speaker 2: He loves me.
Speaker 1: So this is a Western cartoon? What is it about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's just.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like a classic, like a Cowboys showdown.
Speaker 5: It's my first time really trying to sit down animate.
Speaker 5: My school doesn't teach animation. I I go to Liberal
Speaker 5: Arts and uh, I'm an illustration major, and I thought
Speaker 5: this would be a I always wanted to go into animation.
Speaker 5: It's got my goal. So I mean, it's the pard
Speaker 5: time to try to test that and see what I
Speaker 5: can do. So yeah, it's just going to be like
Speaker 5: like at what starts is open a quiet western town
Speaker 5: and then there's an explosion and then the guy emerges
Speaker 5: from the smoke of the explosion and he just robbed
Speaker 5: the bank. And then uh, there's a guy in the
Speaker 5: distance and he notices him and then starts to stare
Speaker 5: down and then just like his tense build up like
Speaker 5: who's going to shoot first? And then finally someone shoots
Speaker 5: and they fall.
Speaker 1: So you shouldn't have told me all this because now
Speaker 1: I'm going to steal that idea. Oh okay, do you know,
Speaker 1: uh you ever seen cars?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You ever thought about doing that.
Speaker 5: Mhm, making cars.
Speaker 1: What are your what are your favorite animations?
Speaker 5: I think, uh, kind of just what everyone else likes,
Speaker 5: the Pixar movies. I'm I love anything that Genji Targanowski makes.
Speaker 5: He's the guy who made Samurai Jack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you ever seen Primal?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I love Primal.
Speaker 1: Prime is great. Primal is great. If Gendhi Tarkovsiki came
Speaker 1: into your room right now, took your tablet, took your computer,
Speaker 1: smashed them on the ground, and said that's what you get,
Speaker 1: and then walked out, what would you do?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that situation definitely is different because I know his faith,
Speaker 5: and honestly, I'd be hurt. I mean, I look up
Speaker 5: to the guy and he somehow found the powers to
Speaker 5: magically teleport into my dorm and just just to throw
Speaker 5: my stuff on the ground, and hey, that's what I get.
Speaker 5: I don't even know why I'm getting it. I honestly
Speaker 5: just be hurt.
Speaker 1: Gendy Tarkowski comes into your dorm room, pats you on
Speaker 1: the head, says you're doing a great job, and leaves,
Speaker 1: what do you do?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'd be so happy.
Speaker 5: I would have the motivation to conquer the world.
Speaker 1: Well, guess what the guy in the first scenario, the
Speaker 1: first time I brought this up, the one that you
Speaker 1: called the cops on, the one that wrote you a
Speaker 1: letter and said he loves you and misses you and
Speaker 1: wants you to see him. That guy was Gendi Tarkovski
Speaker 1: the whole time, but you didn't go to see him
Speaker 1: and you called the cops on him. How does that feel?
Speaker 4: Well, now I feel terrible. I should go visit him.
Speaker 1: You should feel terrible.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, you know what.
Speaker 1: You know what I'd I'd i'd just as much. I'd
Speaker 1: have the audacity right now to run into your had
Speaker 1: to run into your dorm room, grab your tablet, your laptop,
Speaker 1: smash him on the ground and go that's what you get?
Speaker 4: What do we have something? Why are you being so mean?
Speaker 2: Do you get?
Speaker 1: Do you get grades in in animation school?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: How does the thesis work? Do they grade you on it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? They yeah, I do great on you. There's also
Speaker 5: a paper that goes with that that's like the main grade, but.
Speaker 4: Just generally to see like.
Speaker 5: To see how you kind of take on a big project.
Speaker 5: And we also have to install this in like in
Speaker 5: a gallery on campus.
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Speaker 1: See if folks out in the universe.
Speaker 2: All from uh Sarah. Hello, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: My name is Sarah.
Speaker 1: What's up? Sarah?
Speaker 3: Okay? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: So I've been doing something pretty not y at work
Speaker 3: that I shouldn't be doing and I don't know how
Speaker 3: to keep on going because it's making me some money,
Speaker 3: but it's really illegal.
Speaker 1: Do you do you want to talk about it? On
Speaker 1: a podcast in front of one hundred people.
Speaker 3: I'm not using my real name, and I don't think
Speaker 3: I know anyone that worked. I watch the show.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, sure, what's what what's going on?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I work at a hospital setting technically like in the
Speaker 3: pharmacy area. Uh, and you know, we throw a lot
Speaker 3: of pills, so I sometimes, okay, I.
Speaker 1: Know exactly what you you You take the pills and
Speaker 1: then you sell them to people. Yeah, okay, mmm okay,
Speaker 1: Uh how long have you been doing this?
Speaker 3: About a year?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: What I mean?
Speaker 1: What kinds of people? Are you selling them to?
Speaker 3: People who I don't see at all?
Speaker 1: I like, how do you how do you find these
Speaker 1: people that you sell them to?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm it's my boyfriend's coworkers, but they don't know
Speaker 3: it's me, okay.
Speaker 1: And what you're getting them out of there? What you're
Speaker 1: getting them out of the garbage?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I mean they're like it's just so easy, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like it's not that hard to take them,
Speaker 3: so if that makes sense?
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean I mean, well, where where are you
Speaker 1: taking them after them from?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Like?
Speaker 1: Like, well, like you're not just taking pills off people's desks.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no people. So we have
Speaker 3: at the station where they order it, and then it
Speaker 3: gets to me and then I feel the prescriptions and
Speaker 3: there's a there's a shell of all these mens and
Speaker 3: ill don't get thrown away because they change the NBC
Speaker 3: or you know, just a lot of little pharmacy technical stuff,
Speaker 3: and I mean it just closes into ways. So I
Speaker 3: just kind of sometimes, you know, it just kind of like,
Speaker 3: oh it fell in my pocket, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you work well at a pharmacy,
Speaker 1: you're a hospital? He said, yeah, okay, what do you
Speaker 1: do there?
Speaker 3: I saw people's prescriptions?
Speaker 1: Okay? And did you go to college for like medical
Speaker 1: something or rather?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? And what's your ultimate goal in life?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I don't really have one. Okay, I
Speaker 3: guess make a lot of money one day or more money?
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you What do you care about?
Speaker 2: My cat?
Speaker 1: Okay? CA's how old you are?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I am turning twenty three.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you told anyone else that you're doing this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Like like you like literally me and the people listening
Speaker 1: are the first people then know. Yeah, your boyfriend doesn't know.
Speaker 1: Nobody else knows.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend knows because he's the one like supplying it.
Speaker 1: Okay, and what this is like adderall and like xanax
Speaker 1: and ships.
Speaker 3: Uh no, they're like like pp helpers. You know.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're you're stealing and you're you're you're selling black
Speaker 1: market viagra.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but but like it's still like it's the
Speaker 3: genuine stuff, you know what I mean, it's well like sketchy,
Speaker 3: I'm not selling offensan all, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Wait, so your boy so so a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: with small dicks come to your boyfriend and you're their
Speaker 1: viagraa plug basically Okay, that makes this a lot funnier.
Speaker 1: Still illegal, but funnier.
Speaker 3: Like I should stop soon just because you know, anytime
Speaker 3: I do it, I get like super nervous and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh and maybe they caught me this time, and it's
Speaker 3: kind of like a little game in my head. You know,
Speaker 3: I should probably stop.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, make money.
Speaker 1: Well, even though it's funnier, it's still like here's the
Speaker 1: thing you have you looked into what the consequences are
Speaker 1: for doing I know what they are, and tell me
Speaker 1: what they are.
Speaker 3: I could get.
Speaker 6: In big trouble.
Speaker 1: Tell me what kind of trouble.
Speaker 3: Well, I could lose my job and I won't be
Speaker 3: able to work at like a pharmacy anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, would you go to jail?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, Really you can.
Speaker 1: I feel like this, I feel like this sounds like
Speaker 1: something you can go to jail for.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I think they'll just revoke your your certification or anything
Speaker 3: you had, and you won't be able to work in
Speaker 3: that sitting anymore.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm no lawyer, but this sounds one hundred
Speaker 1: percent like something you can.
Speaker 2: Go to jail for.
Speaker 3: I've seen a few cases and I don't think they
Speaker 3: go to jail. But maybe I guess if that's the
Speaker 3: worst of the worst.
Speaker 1: All right, let's you know I want to do. Let's
Speaker 1: do something I'm gonna I'm gonna you and me right now.
Speaker 1: What's your name against Sarah?
Speaker 4: Sarah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sarah? Okay, Sarah. I want you to, like, I want
Speaker 1: you to imagine that you were caught doing this. Who
Speaker 1: is these the fuck is in the background right now
Speaker 1: yelling at the teacher.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, he's my boyfriend's watching his friend's play league.
Speaker 1: Can I talk to him?
Speaker 3: Real?
Speaker 2: Quick.
Speaker 1: Actually okay, I mean I don't have to it doesn't
Speaker 1: want to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Is that there?
Speaker 1: If you think some of the police, Hello mister, you
Speaker 1: see you're lucky. I'm not gonna rat you out.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good.
Speaker 6: I don't even know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: You have an underground viagra operation.
Speaker 2: About the.
Speaker 6: Not about the viagra?
Speaker 4: Is this is this guy? Trust for the way? Okay?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: Okay? So what you're.
Speaker 2: What do you go?
Speaker 1: You know how you know how Walter Whitey has his Heisenberg?
Speaker 1: Do you have something like that? Like, uh, like you're
Speaker 1: the the dick supplier, You're the boner man. I don't
Speaker 1: know what do you do? You have a secret drug
Speaker 1: dealer name?
Speaker 6: It's weird because like I only deal with like older men,
Speaker 6: and they kind of think that stuff kind of like gay.
Speaker 6: You know, they don't really give me a little nickname.
Speaker 1: What they think calling you the boner Man is gay.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I've tried making jokes like that to them and they
Speaker 6: just fucking think I'm weird.
Speaker 4: So you know, I just I just go with I'm like,
Speaker 4: all right, so you what?
Speaker 1: So what do you what do you do for a living?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 1: I work on cards, Okay, how long you have been
Speaker 1: doing the how long you've been doing the boner thing for?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I haven't that long?
Speaker 3: Like a year? Like a year? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you just as worried as Are you just as
Speaker 1: worried as Sarah is about getting caught?
Speaker 4: No, I'm cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I tell her though, you know, I never I
Speaker 6: never pressured her. It just happened one day when my
Speaker 6: coirkers were asking me, like, your girlfriend works at a
Speaker 6: pharmacy hun like yeah, and they're like, can you get
Speaker 6: me via like my old.
Speaker 4: Coach, Wait, here's my thing.
Speaker 1: By the way, here's my thing with all this? How
Speaker 1: fucking hard is it to get viagra? There's like commercials
Speaker 1: for on TV? Why is it so difficult? Why is
Speaker 1: it so difficult for old men to get viagra that
Speaker 1: they need to, you know, talk to a bunch of
Speaker 1: twenty year olds about it.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I've asked them the same thing. I'm
Speaker 6: assuming they'd have a limit, and they just go over
Speaker 6: it's okay.
Speaker 1: So they're trying. Okay, So they're trying to get like
Speaker 1: a super boner, which is like a medically not okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because how would you like?
Speaker 6: They sometimes have to pop like three viagras just to
Speaker 6: get anything going.
Speaker 1: You know, if one of these guys Dix falls off,
Speaker 1: are you going to feel responsible?
Speaker 6: I tell them every time, I'm super caucious. I'm like, look, dude,
Speaker 6: like I don't know what your conditions are, but like
Speaker 6: start off with like a half a pill, you.
Speaker 1: Know, just to see how you How are you gonna
Speaker 1: feel when you know your viagara dealing leads to a
Speaker 1: man growing a penis the size of a tree that
Speaker 1: falls down on his neighbor's house and kills his whole family.
Speaker 1: That's on your hands if.
Speaker 6: That happens, that's just something I got to deal with. Baby.
Speaker 1: Listen, let me talk to your girlfriend again, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: talking to you, mister.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to imagine that you've been caught
Speaker 1: for this. Yeah, I want you to imagine you've been
Speaker 1: caught for this, and I want you to imagine that
Speaker 1: you are sentenced to five years in federal prison. Listen,
Speaker 1: I want you to imagine that you were sentenced to
Speaker 1: five years in federal prison. I know you had no idea,
Speaker 1: right like, I want you to actually, genuinely, for a second,
Speaker 1: pretend in your mind that you have just been sentenced
Speaker 1: to five years in federal prison? Can you do that
Speaker 1: for right?
Speaker 3: You know the moments when like I do the thing
Speaker 3: and I get home and I think about it, and
Speaker 3: you know, knowing there's cameras just.
Speaker 1: Just just out, just right now, just right, just right now.
Speaker 1: Imagine that you've been sentenced to five years of federal prison.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, all right, what do you wish you
Speaker 2: could do?
Speaker 3: I would I wish?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess what did you guys.
Speaker 1: Say you would wish you didn't do it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, and now back to the now. Now, now God
Speaker 1: has blessed you with this second chance to not go
Speaker 1: to federal prison. Okay, that's I will leave it at that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess Wait, so like if I haven't left
Speaker 3: over now, can I still saw that? Does not still anymore?
Speaker 3: I got to throw those.
Speaker 1: Away, I don't know, give them to a throw them
Speaker 1: in the forest, and then next time when you're walking around,
Speaker 1: you'll see a bunch of foxes with huge cocks and
Speaker 1: you can take pictures of them and put them on
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, we'll throw them out.
Speaker 1: Then, Uh, what is your name again? Sarah? Sarah? Is
Speaker 1: there anything you want to say to the people of
Speaker 1: the computer before we go, have.
Speaker 3: A good cereal meal with me, Have a good night bye.
Speaker 2: Pull from will.
Speaker 4: Hello, how are you hey? There's it going? This is Lyle.
Speaker 2: This is Lyle.
Speaker 4: How are you, dude? I'm good. I think I'm good.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 1: You sound you sound like that you're in a complex place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, to be honest with, the last year of
Speaker 4: my life has been pretty crazy, man.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, do you do I talk about it
Speaker 1: on a podcast?
Speaker 4: Maybe part of it?
Speaker 1: All right, well, I got I got nothing else to
Speaker 1: do but hang out on the phone with you for
Speaker 1: however long I feel like doing that.
Speaker 2: So what's up?
Speaker 4: So Yeah, basically, six months ago, I was traveling in
Speaker 4: Europe and sell off an uber shoot and shattered my teeth,
Speaker 4: almost died and spent the night in the hospital and
Speaker 4: it was just absolutely life changing and I had to
Speaker 4: completely change or I guess take a break from my
Speaker 4: job and start ubering, and just everything kind of flipped
Speaker 4: its life upside down.
Speaker 1: So an uber ride led to more uber rides.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a fucked up way to put it. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna lose thought about it like that. I'm in an
Speaker 4: uber loop.
Speaker 1: You're in an overloop.
Speaker 4: I gotta get out.
Speaker 1: Uh Okay, So you were in Europe and your face broke, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you where you're going too fast on the scooter
Speaker 1: and you hit something.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was going way too fast and I
Speaker 4: was way too drunk on the scooter. Don't don't. I
Speaker 4: don't use those scooters. People don't. Don't use them.
Speaker 1: They scare me, dude, especially like I'll like get stoned
Speaker 1: with my friends or whatever. We're walking to a place
Speaker 1: and it's like, hey, we should take the scooter. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: hell no, I don't want to do it in the
Speaker 1: with cars and I like walking. It's the cool thing
Speaker 1: about the cool thing about walking. You can get you
Speaker 1: can do any drug and walk around and you're fine.
Speaker 1: Like you can like you can't. You can get drunk,
Speaker 1: you can do PCP, you can get high, you and
Speaker 1: just walk and you're fine. You're not breaking any law.
Speaker 1: I mean you, I mean that you are. But first
Speaker 1: some stuff. But with a car or a scooter or
Speaker 1: a bike, it's it's a whole thing to get fucked
Speaker 1: up and do that stuff.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean you can die literally.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can.
Speaker 5: You can.
Speaker 1: You can super die.
Speaker 4: I hear that. Ah, running around doing math is fun.
Speaker 1: There's probably a probably a I like in the Bell
Speaker 1: curve of what I am. I don't know anything about math,
Speaker 1: in the Bell curve of what I imagine getting high
Speaker 1: on math is like it probably like the peak of it,
Speaker 1: running around high on math that moment, not when consideration
Speaker 1: of the with the aftermath, both physical and whatever you
Speaker 1: did while you were high on the math, the just
Speaker 1: being in that moments, probably yeah, probably awesome, Probably super sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that might be. You know why so
Speaker 4: many meth heads run from cops because it's just like
Speaker 4: a fun game.
Speaker 1: Why do so many people on meth run away from
Speaker 1: cut Well, they probably run away from cops because they
Speaker 1: are under the impression that if the cops find them,
Speaker 1: they will send them to jail for something, and they
Speaker 1: don't want to do that, so they run away.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or they just really don't want to lose the game.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So you broke your face on an overscooter? What where
Speaker 1: in Europe was this?
Speaker 4: I was in Budapest?
Speaker 1: Okay, what were you doing there? So?
Speaker 4: I'm a musician. I was on a tour, so I
Speaker 4: was literally in the city for like twelve hours and
Speaker 4: this happened.
Speaker 1: Uh see see you're you're, you're, you're a touring musician
Speaker 1: doing a gig in Budapest and you thought that, uh
Speaker 1: you couldn't die exactly. Yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 4: I mean, this has been this has been my past
Speaker 4: six months now has been realized